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Why is she so perfect, /vp/?
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>>35893756
Despite being the most sexualized design, I actually think it's pretty ugly even though edd shiny version.
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>>35893756
wait for 2019
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>>35893785
I guess not everyone can appreciate a masterpiece.
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>>35893785
>Despite being the most sexualized design, I actually think it's pretty.(point)
Fixed for you.

Also, she is based on kobolds, arent? Thats would explai her design, "sex"driver, size, movepool, etc...
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>>35893785
Yeah, she's really ugly
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>>35893982
>>35893785
obvious samefag
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>>35893756
>>35893928
>>35893948
>>35893991
She single handedly redeems gen 7 in my eyes.
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>>35893960
She's more likely based on Hawaiian mo'o honestly, they're an all female species of shapeshifter whose real form are large black lizards. There's myths about them luring men away and eating them
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>>35894047
>and eating them
l-lewd
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>she will never sneak into your bed while you sleep
>she will never cuddle up to your warm, unconscious body
>she will never flood you with pheromones while you're unaware and unable to resist
>you will never wake up the next morning an obedient plaything
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>>35893756
those hips and that sexy ass smile
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>>35894053
Not in a sexual way you stupid horny furfaggot.
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>>35893756
why didn't your father roll over and shoot you in to the sheets?
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>>35894238
Delicious MAGA kid tears.
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>>35894251
Weak boys are always scared of strong women.

>>35894098
Correct.

>>35894047
It's funny, she's closer to the description of the fantasy mo'o than the Jangmo-o line, which only has the name because it literally means "lizard" in Hawaiian.
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>>35894392
>>35894047
Just updated Bulbapedia's origin for Salazzle, thanks for the info!

I don't edit on Bulbapedia that often anymore, but occasionally /vp/ proves to have some insight that I feel would be a shame to go unmentioned.
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>>35894715
Good job, my dude.
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S-she big.
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>>35894772
Nah that's the perfect size for an adult. (Totem).
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I don't think I'll ever NOT think of Bayonetta when I look at Salazzle.
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>>35894796
Yeah gave me those vibes too. Whatever I just fap to the porn and don't give a shit about implications or else.
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>>35894796
They're nothing alike. Bayonetta is horrible. Salazzle is pure.
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>>35894840
Yeah pure SJW feminist stereotype. Faggot.
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>>35894879
>liking one girl but not another makes me a faggot
Lol, okay Anon.
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>>35893756
Her face is fucking ugly and feral compared to Serperior's perfection!
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>>35894907
>girl
You like an ugly lizard
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I hate waifumons, but salazzle is a cool take on a monitor lizard, has a fun typing, isn't half bad in battle, and evolves from the best mon in gen 7. How could I not like the lizard?
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>>35895095
Agreed on all counts.
I like to pair her up with Zoroark. I had one particularly fun match during No Holds Barred where Zoroark came out disguised as Salazzle, and went up against Darkrai that knew Dream Eater.

>>35895088
There's nothing ugly about her.
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>>35894095
>mindbreak shit
nah bro, see
it's better if the pheromones just work as an aphrodisiac in humans, instead of any actual control shit

she thinks they work on you since she's only used to being around other pokemon, and then when she's riding you push her back, grab her by the ankles and look her dead in the eye while she tries to process what the fuck's going on and make it clear this is happening because you wanted it to

then you go balls deep and fuck her senseless
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>>35893756
It's one of the few feminine looking pokemon with a 100% female rate. Male Salazzles not being a thing means that autists won't freak out when they see a male sign over it making it the least controversial waifumon. That's why she's so perfect
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>>35895309
fuck, i didn't come in here expecting a boner, but here i am

and there it is
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>>35895080
>complaining about how feral her face looks
I bet you can't stand cloaca and like tits on your snakes
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>>>/trash/
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>>35895626
What's wrong, can't stand a bit of Poison Gas from a girl? I thought you were supposed to be a man.
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>>35895309
But her pheromones do work on humans. This is already known.
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>>35895323
This hasn't stopped people from referring to Salazzle as "he", unfortunately. How do you look at this lizard queen and think "HE"?
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>>35896024
not going to lie, looking at that bod makes me think "hehehehehehe"
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>>35895526
sauce on this?
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>>35896024
Probably it's flat chest is giving a few people trap vibes. They're not used to seeing scaley waifus without lizard tits. Props to gf for anthro-lizard girl realism
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>>35896086
To be fair though, he chest does stick out a bit more. Though there aren't breasts.
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>>35893756
It's clearly made with sexual deviancy in mind but it's also literally a lizars with 2 or 3 humanoid bits spruced in and it's really awkward to look at.
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>>35896363
I think 'really awkward to look at' was the point. It's sexualized, but also kind of uncanny and wrong-looking, especially when it skitters around on four legs
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>>35894218
>vorefag
End yourself scum
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>>35896407
didn't he just say not in a sexual way?
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>>35896394
>all the other Waifumons elegantly walking like they're strutting down a fashion runway
>and then there's Salazzle
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>>35896667
exactly. it's kind of creepy and perfect
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>>35896684
>creepy
I was going for hilarious but okay.
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>>35896394
She is perfect for me, because I like xenos not lizards with tits.
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>>35895080
>not wanting both
>not being wrapped tightly in grass snek's coils while lizard looms over you
>not eating out salazzle while serperior fucks you
>not getting a face full of potent pheromones to keep you hard and eager through several orgasms
And if grass snek is male, he can pound your ass and devour your cock at the same time.
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>>35896813
Why is this lizard upside down?
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>>35896990
No idea. It shows right side up in my file browser...
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>>35897195
>Salazzle goes on /vp/ to post lewds of herself
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>>35893948
The smell came from her armpits? Leeeewd
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>>35897195
Looks like the Australian shitposter image.

>>35898283
>Salazzle locates and seduces several mods to get away with it
>doesn't fuck them, of course
>she may be posting images of herself stuffing an entire Salandit inside herself to anonymous imageboards
>but a girl's gotta have standards
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>>35895868
"working" doesn't mean mind control
pheromones by definition are intended for the same species, so it makes complete sense that they'd have a lessened effect on anything that isn't a salandit
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>>35898507
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>>35898547
Two different clauses in that statement bruh
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>>35898298
No, it comes from the pink markings on her torso and palms.
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>>35895309
>reverse rape femdom turns into maledom

fuck off faggot holy shit there is nothing less satisfying
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>>35899043
It's obnoxious. So many guys have these incredibly boring power trip fantasies because they're intimidated by women stronger than them.
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>>35899163
exactly. sorry if you want to kill women. i want to be raped by a woman 7 ft tall and 300 pounds. go hate women somewhere else
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>>35894879
>pure SJW feminist stereotype.
that's a lot of buzzwords
how is a rapist slut lizard that also makes harems a pure SJW feminist stereotype?
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>>35898547
>may
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Poison/Grass
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>>35900622
I want to fuck two of those. And neither are the witch.
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>>35901343
>not wanting all 3 to take turns on your shaft, while the other two amuse themsevles by exploring ever other spare inch of your body
seriously?
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>>35899043
>>35899163
You're both seeing this at only a base level. Let me explain.

The implication is that she attempts to influence you via pheromones because she wants your dick. She isn't doing this the "regular way", she thinks she has to utilize something mind and emotion altering to do it, due to the belief that you wouldn't fuck her under normal circumstances.

Partway into the act you show her that you are 100% okay with this. She thought she was going to have to take the dick, and now you are going to give her the dick on a silver platter. Instead of rape it's consensual now, with the added emotional impact of her realizing you find her attractive without her forcing you to.
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>>35901370
I just don't find bayo sexy. Though, I haven't played either of her games, so I might be missing some personality stuff.
I'm also a massive furry, so that probably affects things too.
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>>35893756

Because those thighs.
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>>35901462
fuck why do I want that so bad? Why is that so fucking hot?
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>>35901524
Because sex with emotion is infinitely better than rape, which is just one sided and mechanical.

It means you have good taste.
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>>35902126
Luxury Ball is best ball.
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>>35902769
Timer Ball is unexpectedly good with her too, makes her show up in a little swarm of black and red clocks so it goes well with her colors, and looks nice because clocks kick ass.
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>>35903243
I agree. I made sure to catch mine in a Timer Ball back in Sun because I thought the colors matched her pretty well.
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>>35898547
Confirmed for brap succubus
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>>35893756
Fuck off you creepy weirdo Pokéfetishist.
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>>35904532
>he doesn't want to fuck the lizard
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>>35904532
>he doesn't want to be fucked by the lizard
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>>35904532
>he isn't a lizard
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>>35894840
Her design from 2 has the best face i've ever seen in a vidyia human, but i still don't find her attractive. Fun character and games though.
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>>35904532
>everyone isnt a lizard
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>>35894095
>Humanizing a perfectly attractive pokemon design

Kill yourself. I'll never understand why assholes do this. Looks terrible.
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>>35896054
bump
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>>35893756
she just is
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>>35906877
Why bumping a shit thread about a shitmon?
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>>35906886
Fucking excuse me
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>>35906937
Of course the PTE fag has shit taste
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>>35906877
>master1200
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>>35893928
Not all of us are furfags.
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>>35906961
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>>35906877
>>35906961
>>35907200
Got you covered.
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>>35907354
Good shit, my dude.
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This mon is perfect all right
Perfectly shit
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>>35907038
>posts the biggest normie furfag idol
>"b-b-but I'm not a furry"
methinks the lady doth protest too much
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>>35896813
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>>35901462
>>35901578
I know that "sex with emotion" is better, but it doesn't mean that the "rape" can't have emotions. I mean in the rape process you can consent too if you like the other person, you act as a sub and there can be the fear factor too, which is something good or bad depending on your tastes.
At this point i think that you're the one who's just seeing it on a base level.
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>>35908418
>you can consent
>in the process
nice stockholm syndrome argument there, buddy
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>>35901578
if you think rape isn't an emotional experience, you haven't been raped.
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>>35907038
>/vp/ user
>not a furry
Sure, keep telling yourself that.
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She looks like a bald nigress. Move to fuckin Africa you idiot, then you can fuck all the Salazzles you want.
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>>35909191
stop projecting you mentally ill animal-fucker
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>>35905079
Salazzle is on this weird middle ground between feral and anthro, so when people draw her, it's hard not to lean into one side more than the other. When people draw her in badass/fighting poses, the more feral side is on display. Then more sexual or even just safe images lean into the anthro side.

Also some people just really like boobs.
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>>35893756
women are shit
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Would you buy it?
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>>35910175
well, it's like twenty cents so I might as well.
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>>35910175
more like attract every sex
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>>35910025
you'll change soon enough, don't you worry
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>>35905079

Chill out, autismo.
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>>35906886

Classic.
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I'm getting my cute male Sylveon ready to chain for a beautiful white lizard tonight.
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>>35912207
Best of luck for a quick hunt, Shiny Salazzle is perfection.
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>>35912207
Best of lucky. Shiny hunting her is difficult but oh so rewarding.
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>>35913037
Can confirm, SOS'ed two shiny F Salandit, as the first had the HA when I wanted regular for an in-game shiny run. Bit of a PITA, but I'm also dead chuffed I did.
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Gamefreaks knew exactly what they were doing when they designed Salazzle
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>>35913937
Probably, but I dislike the term "furry bait". That would imply someone at GF deliberately made a Pokemon because they wanted people to draw porn of it, and the furry population of Japan is nowhere near as big as in the States. It'd be weird to pander to an audience you might not even have in the first place.
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>>35894184
I'm amazed there isn't any more cuddle/hug art for the trainer X Salazzle.
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>>35914438
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>>35914438
Probably as most times Salazzle hugs her trainer, it soon turns to fug with her trainer.
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>>35914843
It doesn't have to go that far and I'm sure the artist could have restrain themselves, but I can see your point on this.
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>>35893756
What would happen if you were a girl and rubbed Salazzle pheromones on yourself?
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>>35915105
You couldn't walk through Wela without raising an army, probably.
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She's perfect
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>ywn be a salazzle
It hurts
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>>35916825
Someday, Anon. Never give up hope.
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>>35917387
I'm hoping for truly immersive VR. Gonna be a cute pheromone lizard, or possibly a kobold, dragon, or grass snek.
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>>35919701

Why wait for VR?
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>>35919769
Inability to properly coil and eat prey, among several other reasons.
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>>35919821

I'm sure the ability to turn off the headset to escape from your fantasies is a large factor.
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What if Salazzle had a cock? Can you imagine?

ahahah
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>>35919769
god i wish that were me
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>>35920134

Good taste, anon. I wish it were me too.
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>>35919884
Don’t worry, there’s plenty of art of that.
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>>35908485
>he doesn't know what means being a sub
>he doesn't know that getting raped may be a fetish
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>>35923637
>the "harems" Salazzle forms are actually her taking in baby Salandits abandoned by their parents or trainers
>she's incredibly protective of them
This is now canon.
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>>35924384
Except where it says in the pokédex she bitchslaps them if they fail to gather enough food for her.
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>>35922811
Dude, consent before the act is still important. Getting raped may be a fetish, but that can take several forms in an IRL relationship. Sometimes, a sub's fetish means they want to play-struggle against their dom while being tied up and stripped, sometimes they're comfortable with being forced to their knees and a cock shoved down their throat, and sometimes they only want a rougher fuck with rapey dirty talk.
I'd much rather ask my sub beforehand if a new thing is okay than try it unannounced in bed and have them get anxious or panicked when I'm trying to make them cum.

That said, fantasy greentext isn't reality (or I'd be super worried about vorefags). Anon is okay with salazzle fucking him without consent, so everything's fine.

>>35924581
The SuMo dex is unusually dark and edgy. I think it's fair to treat it with a similar grain of salt as "slugma is HOTTER THAN THE SUN." That behavior may be present, but it could also be a """researcher""" seeing a Salazzle hit a Salandit who keeps saying he'll bring back a bunch of food but keeps eating most of it before he gets back home. A lizard loses her temper occasionally.
Or it's a situation of "hey, only I'm allowed to abuse my kids!"
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>>35924687
Got a source on this? I can't find anything.
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>>35925182
I'll post it in /trash/, not that anon, don't have the source off the top of my head.
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>>35925294
Which thread?
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>>35925370
straight poképhlila, new op thought he was being clever 'cause someone called him on his r63 in the old thread.
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>>35924687
>Dude, consent before the act is still important.
Again, if you like who is trying to rape you, or you know what the other person can do to you and how it can make you feel good, then it's like you're consenting that. You are excluding this element.

>That said, fantasy greentext isn't reality (or I'd be super worried about vorefags). Anon is okay with salazzle fucking him without consent, so everything's fine.
Of course, but we have to see how people who greentexts those stories (or who actually likes that) would act if those pokémon really exist.
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>>35919769
what the fuck am I even looking at?
>>35919843
I'd imagine that having to constantly tighten the blanket around me would break the immersion
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>>35926787
Fair enough. From the dom's perspective, acting before consent is bad, in case you're, y'know, raping them for real. From the sub's, it's a non-issue if you enjoy it I guess?

>would act if those pokémon really exist
I've seen zero accounts of vorefags feeding themselves to snakes, so I'd imagine Pokemon would have to be able to eat them nonlethally and safely for both partners.

>>35926833
"Truly immersive VR" probably implies easy sensory feedback, a la Log Horizon.
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>>35927459
The prespective it depends on what you like it. You may be like to literally rape someone for an exaggeration of dominance, or something like that, it depends on if you want to make the other person feel good too or just taking all the pleasure by yourself, you may feel good even from their fear and things like that (for how still bad the act is, of course). In the sub prespective it may depend on how much he likes experiment about the pleasure he can reach, nothing else i think, i may miss something. So yeah we can say "as long he feels good, it's ok".

>i've seen zero account of vorefag feeding themselves to snake
I don't think that a snake can eat an human as whole, without eating it piece by piece. That's why i said "if the pokémon exists". Then we should see if he would like to die there for the pleasure of course.
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>>35909191
This.
Shitty comic though.
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>>35893756
Thick thighs save lives
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>>35928873
Let her sleep. She needs her rest.
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>>35930275
>saving thumbnails
I gotchu senpai
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>>35893756
Because you masturbate to animals and find an otherwise hideous looneytoons design acceptable.
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>>35931776
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE111"
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>>35893756
because everyone who uses r34 wants to fuck this thing
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>>35933192
>r34
e621/FA my dude
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>>35933224
I always go on e621 anyways.
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>>35933546
I use e621 often too, but FA is better for fetish porn if you are willing to sift through shit in both senses of the word
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>>35929931
unf
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>>35933192
People outside of those sites want her too, you know. She’s a very enticing waifu.
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>>35935185
>tside of those sites want her too, you know. She’s a very enticing waifu.
yea I know she's cute
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>>35910449
haha she's a big girl
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>>35935357
u u u u
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>>35893756
>filthy rapist that both physically abuses her followers and neglects to feed them
>perfect
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>>35935357
See >>35894772




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