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Master, here's your sandwich.
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>>36078137
burger king burger*
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>>36078137
thank you!
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>pokemon toy
>mcdonalds
>usb microphone
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>>36078137
Thank you. You may sit in your pokeball forever now.
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>>36078209
>implying pokeballs aren't maximum comfy
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>>36078137
Did I tell you you could take a bite?

No, I fucking didn't.
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>>36078137
>putting a greasy-ass burger on your plush
you might as well nut on her while you're at it
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>>36078418
Don't give him any ideas
Probably too late already anyway
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>>36078142
IS SOMEONE'S FOOT FUNGUS
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>>36078137
That's not a sandwich you autistic mongoloid.
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>>36078418
no no, OP should put some mayo on the burger
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>>36078418
>her
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>>36078418
You're not very bright, are you, anon?
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>>36079160
at least he's not a retard like you
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>>36078137
>that shitty hamburger
lmao, must taste like bread and salt
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>>36079173
Whatever you say, anonymous.
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>>36079187
barafag imbecile
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>>36079173
>pretending to be someone else
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Thanks. Hey! Who take a bite here?
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>>36078137
That's not a sandwich and it's not mine either. Fuck off
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>He's such a fatass he can't resist taking a bite off the burger first
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>>36078137
Can i have a taste of those buns instead? Yes, dear
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>>36078461
Please do not sexualize sandwiches.
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>>36078418
thats just what you want isnt it?
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Master, here's your drink.
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>>36079369
Master should drink this instead
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>>36078137
>>36079369
>>36079582
Thanks Primarina, now bring me mayo.
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Oh, is that for me?
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>>36078137
Why is there a bite out of it? Did you steal this burger?
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>>36079891
Those fingers gross
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>>36079891
is that the hand you jack off with?
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>>36078137
>blue microphone
I bet you think that you're a pro
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>>36078137
I wanna eat your mayo, Primarina (M)
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>>36078137
>>36079369
>>36079582
>>36079891
Show more...
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>>36079369
oh fuck off, you exist in the same country as me?
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Master, it's time for your music lesson.
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Damn I want a custom Blastoise ampharos meganium and typhlosion.
I am so autistic I think they talk to me and I see them somehow.
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>>36080078
Best teacher
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Whoa master, where are we going? It's going to be a lot fun!
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*leaf blades your trap seal*
Nothing personal kid
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Aww, I love you too master!
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I saw this shit coming
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>>36079369
>shitty burgers and cola
Good God you must be so fucking disgustingly unhealthy.
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Master you're tired, you need a vacation.
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>>36080471
Aww.
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>>36080471
wew, what kind of spic-nigmutt abomination are you?
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>>36080560
I should have done that with my Dragonair plush when I was in Flordia
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Master, come to play with us!
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>>36080560
Thanks, Primarina
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>>36080560
>>36080616
Cute!
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>>36078137
For god sake what is that?!
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>>36080626
Primarina
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>>36080626
A dead Lois?
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>>36080626
It's Primarina!
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Ultra guardian Primarina is here to protec you, master!
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>>36080652
delet this
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What's going on this thread?
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Oh boi, she's about to do it!
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>>36080749
>figure is hard to impossible to get in Europe
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>>36080838
This figure is impossible to get in anywhere.
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This thread turned out so much more adorable than expected
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I love you Primarina!
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>>36080938
Post tits
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Why is this fucking thing over a hundred quid on Amazon
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>>36080947
measuring money in squid
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>>36080947
Primarina is very popular and everyone wants one.
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>Primarina
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>>36080970
It's only thirty odd dollars in the official store though
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Where are we going Master? I'm so excited!
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>>36080980
I don't think Pokemon Center ships to the UK
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>>36080980
Yep but only in America.
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>>36080990
>>36080991
Goddamn fucking Yankee doodles
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>>36080991
Or Japan. No choice but to import from Europe anyway, fucking shit
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>>36081020
Yeah, if you aren't from murica or Japan you're fucked.
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>>36080947
It's even more expensive on Amazon Japan at about 14'000 yens
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Master, let's watch a movie together!
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>>36081043
14000 yen is £95
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*boop*
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Master, I bought a new doggo with your money!
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>>36081057
>y-yamenasai, goshujin-sama
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>>36081030
You can get by, but you need patience and a lot of money
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>>36081020
I imported mine from Japan when it first came out, no regrets.
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Updoot if you're proud of her!
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Imagine having a date with this cute boi haha
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>>36081090
Imagine if you two got engaged haha
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Good thread
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>>36078137
Master, I brought mayo for your sandwich!
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>Primarina used Acrobatics!
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What should we do today, Master?
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>>36081201
Same thing we do every day Primarina
Try to cope with crippling depression
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>>36080611
Is this some psychopath's room?
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Master, I kept the bed warm for you!
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>>36081209
Yes
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>>36080749
I want Primarina to Oceanic Operetta me.
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BRRAAAPP
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>>36080862
Yeah, tomy lost the licence
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>>36078137
>master
>sandwich
That worthless mermaid trash isn't worthy of being a follower of mine, let alone worthy of walking within the walls of my house.

OH WAIT, IT CAN'T WALK BECAUSE IT'S A LEGLESS LOONY
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>>36080938
post feet
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>>36082024
Primarina doesn't have feet
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>>36082056
But (s)he does have cute flippers
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>>36082069
Indeed!
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>>36081241
Get a better camera
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>>36080726
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>>36080471
Cute!
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>>36078191
actually it's burger king you can tell because the seeds you fast food poser
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>>36082572
Your Primarina is in space!
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Are sealfags the biggest autists on this board?
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>>36082638
the snakefuckers are
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>>36082647
Vorefaggotry is pretty autistic, but they don't have nearly the presence that sealfags do, and they don't seem nearly as fixated on their pokemon of choice
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>>36082638
Maybe
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>>36080471
*breath in*
FIFTY SIX PERCENT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAHAH
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>>36081992
>insults primarina for having no legs
>uses dugtrio as a reaction image
huh
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>>36080471
How sweet
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Master it's time to sleep, goodnight!
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>>36083839
Goodnight, Primarina!
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>>36078137
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>>36084074
no
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>>36084074
*slap*
Delet this
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>>36084074
okiedokie
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>>36084074
fak u
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>>36084074
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>>36084074
I wonder when you’ll shut up and make my dinner
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>>36078137
GROWLS THATS MY FUCKING BURGER YOU NIGGER
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>>36080471
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Master, let's play a game together!
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>>36084288
God I wish that were me
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>>36084074
Anyone got Danger Dog? Lost mine when I had to wipe out all my photos.
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>>36084074
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Primarina wants a hug, will you hug her?
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>mayo waiting room
Who here just waiting for mayo?
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>>36078432
BUT AS IT TURNS OUT
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>>36084350
>mayo
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>>36084692
CALM DOWN PRIMA
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>>36084074
;_;
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>>36084817
Okay, I'm pretty calm now.
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>>36084074
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>>36084074
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>>36084074
Fug
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>>36078137
GIVE ME MY FUCKING BURGER YOU USELESS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>36084868
>what are you thinking about?
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>>36081241
How many times did you cum on your plushies?
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>>36086366
See >>36084692
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>>36084074
おk
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Good morning, /vp/.
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>>36078137
oh no it's greasy now
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>>36078137
Sorry, I'm vegan
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Heil Primarina
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She's a very dedicated mother
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It's time to go, goodbye /vp/
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>>36088869
I wasn't going to miss you anyway
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>>36089031
Rude
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>>36078137
Sandwhich tasted like shit
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>>36088869
Pls, don't go.
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I usually don't approve of these threads.




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