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This is your reminder that, as women have long practiced magic of breast and womb, dick magic is your birthright.

Do not attempt to emulate the workings of female magics; their spells use the nature of life-giving and sustenance, while a man casts with force.

Your dick pulses with your lifeblood. Your magic serves to flex your will on the spiritual world, as your muscle does to the physical. Seek to break the environment, wield your dick, and you will be rewarded.

tl;dr Think about beating people up as you jizz and you'll curse them.
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>>19029359
This is a shitpost and a sad mockery of the noble gondola, but it reminds me of how in ancient Norse Seior only women practiced magic and it was considered an "unmanly" thing to do
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>>19029359
>dick magic is your birthright.
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>>19029741
>a sad mockery of the noble gondola
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>>19029741

Gondola can't be noble because his place in the world is to watch, not act.
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>>19029359
>tl;dr Think about beating people up as you jizz and you'll curse them.
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>>19029359
Oh my sides!!
I cannot take you seriously, sorry anon.
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>>19029359
Men are swords, women are vessels, people who are both or neither men or women are rods or staves.
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I agree. Sexual self-actualization is awesome. Its a journey




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