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What demon can I summon to give me terminal cancer so I don't have to kill myself?
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>>19030843
Why are you in such a hurry to go t o hell?
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>>19030845
I don't go to hell, I become reincarnated.
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>>19030850
You will become reincarnated in hell tho.
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>>19030843
look up helium exit bags, save yourself the trouble of spiritual enlightenment

quite the circuitous path to suicide.
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Cigarettes
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I went to get my balls checked. I hope it's cancer.
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>>19030843
Kill yourself, it will be cheaper.
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>>19030896
It costs money to summon a demon? I'm in a fucking mental hospital because of voices. It's involuntary. I can't kill myself until I'm released in a year.
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>>19030901
Dude, the Soul is invaluable.
And if you are Christian you won't go to Hell nowadays. They send the Heroes to Purgatory to make them see what they could have lived.
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You could try summoning Kurt Russel, play brandy by looking glass backwards.
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>>19030901
Do you ever think they're looking at your hisyory/reading your posts?
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>>19030883

"cigarettes are the only honorable form of suicide" - vonnegut
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>>19030843
Marbas, he giveth and cureth
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Life is already terminal cancer. Just wait and you WILL die.
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>>19030908
>They send the Heroes to Purgatory to make them see what they could have lived.
Where the hell are you getting that from heathen?
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>>19030843
Mental illness sucks, but the mind is a beautiful thing. Take your meds and if they don't make you happy...try other meds! What do you have to lose if you want to die. It is time to fulfill potentials you didn't even know you were capable of. Conquer the world first then become nothing and forgotten.
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>>19031596
this
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>>19030843
The ancient and implacable evil known only as drinklotsofbrakefluidyoumoron
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>>19030843
Leave me a throwaway
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The saccharin diabolical: The diabeaste




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