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IIT: Scariest shit you've experienced in an urban area.
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>>19169793
Bump, also sauce
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i met a black person once
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>>19169806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P7NMORqJ_M
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>>19169809
Wow.. How did you cope?? Are you okay anon? :O
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>>19169809
holy shit how terrifying
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Bump
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>>19169809
How much did he take?
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this and more on the next episode of dragon ball z
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>>19169793
there's this dude in my town that's either a really incompetent mugger or a secret badass

I often take nightwalks around my area in semi-urban uk, and this one time I saw a guy in all black with a sort of black face wrap. I immediately stopped to keep my distance, didn't wanna' get mugged or some shit cos it was around 3AM at this point. dude looked like an urban ninja though.

I was standing by some cars pretty far off, and after about a minute or so of him looking around he broke out into a sprint down an alleyway. this is the point where I'd love to say I followed him and got inducted into his urban ninja club, but I carried on my usual route keeping sure to watch my back.

fast forward about 3 months or so? I saw the dude again, this time I wasn't quite aware it was him, I just thought it was a dude heading my direction, and being that late I decided to cross the road to make it easier for the both of us. minute or so later when he's close enough for my periphery to pick out details, it's this fuckin masked guy, and I can tell he's eyeing me. spaghetti starts flowin' outta' my pockets as I pick up the pace slightly to get away.

as I said, probably just a terrible criminal, but to casually walk around that late, in lamposted streets all masked up? strange shit.
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>working at a convince store, a few miles from the city limits
>near the highway, but still pretty urban. you get the idea
>graveyard shift, 2 AM
>only the crazies come out this late
>after not getting any customers for my whole shift, a beat up minivan rolls into the parking lot
>out steps, and I shit you not, the biggest drag queen I have ever seen
>dude/it has to be at least 6'6, maybe taller but scrawny as a scarecrow. Looking at him walk walk unnerving itself but then he comes in
>this guy was not fooling anyone, he made caitlyn jenner pass for cover girl
>too much makeup that looked clownish, dress that was too tight,feet the size of dinner plates crammed into sandals and a bugle that was practically doing the wilhem scream in his pants
>this stephen king creation is lumbering around, hunched over pawing through stuff but is way to obviously looking me up and down
>we got a .357 revolver and a blackjack under the counter, but airplanes were needed to take down kong
>he lumbers out back to his minivan and talks to somebody in the drivers seat, then daddy long legs his way back in
>starts buying random things that have no relation to each other, a tool box, a jug of water, a radio, all heavy stuff he's clearly struggling with
>pays for it all, asks if he could get some help bringing it out to the van
>say no, I cant leave the counter
>"awww come onnnn, please? Itll just take a minute"
nope
>"well the service here is just shit, id like to speak to sombody in charge"
>call the store number, I dont give a fuck
>watch him struggle with all the heavy shit, and walk out into the night. Soon after I hear the van pull out and see its lights out the store window
>10 minutes of silence, when I hear a tapping on the window which is adjacent to the counter
>its the same guy, peering in and smiling like the fucking joker
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>>19170457
>literally fall out of my chair
>"oh sweetheart I didnt mean to scare you, but my friend just left for an emergency and I had to stay here, could you come out so I feel safer?"
>grab the black jack, tell him to get the fuck out of here or im going to run him over with my car
>his face gets super close to the window, I see him breathing on it
>its like a transvestite Jurassic park
>he gives me the very definition of a death stare for a solid 15 seconds
>then in a very masculine, clear tone says "youre gonna die tonight"
>punches the window and walks away
>spend the rest of the night drowning in coffee and chain smoking cigarettes, looking over my should with the gun and blackjack near me until dawn
>dawn comes I go out to my car
>all the shit he bought, is in a pile to the side of the store, like he never needed it and discarded it
>tell my friend who works at a dunkin donuts a a mile up the road about it, he worked that night too by pure coincidence
>says around that same time a minivan came in his parking lot, parked, waited for a half hour with out the driver getting out of the car and then headed back in the direction it came from
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>>19169933
Sounds like some kind of drug addict home robber
>>19170457
Is this fucking real??
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>>19170457
>>19170513
Good mix of laughs and spooks, good shit
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>>19170457
>>19170513
>>19170519
Can confirm you will see 200x more trannies between the hours of 2 and 5 am than any other hour of the day. And most of them are on the prowl for some dick... or maybe to give dick, it's hard to tell but if they aren't with a fat goth chick they usually settle for hitting on guys and getting obscenely pissed off when they get the cold shoulder.
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>>19170513
>>19170457
>but airplanes were needed to take down kong
>its like a transvestite Jurassic park
Holy fuck, that was an experience.
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>>19169793
A black man approached me asking if I worked at the Subway inside of the Valero, and if I could help him. As I had my thumb on my 4" pocket knife I said no.
>"WELL SHEEIIIT YOU CAN'T HELP ME THEN"
He proceeded to walk inside and do hand shakes that aliens would interprete as a language unto it's own. Maybe black people are aliens. Maybe aliens subsist on five dollar footlongs. I need to do more research but I beleive my theory has substantial impact.
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>>19170565
t. basement dweller who only leaves the house to get fast food
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>>19169933
That sounds like the Bromley Batman.

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/call-me-the-shadow-not-bromley-batman-masked-vigilante-speaks-for-first-time-about-his-war-on-crime-10320782.html
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>>19170593

Subway ain't fast food /x/nigga
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>>19169793
I live in a south american shithole, I have had too many bad experiences here....
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>>19170599
What universe are you in? Of course it is.
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>>19170599
lmao thanks for confirming
>carries a knife for self defense
like you'd ever have the gut to use it
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>>19170593
Nah I am an electrician apprentice. Any real man carries a knife at all times for any occasion.
>>19170616
>thinking that guy is me
Fuck off cuck.
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>>19170593
I was joking around. That did actually happen but I felt no fear of some overwight 50 year old coon. To add onto this only a third worlder (brown) would respond in such a fashion. This was merely a test.
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>>19170513
If this is true you should have called the cops... he was obviously fishing.

I have seen other stories about weird things that happen were they were obvious serial killers and in 1 case they had a person kidnapped but anon didnt get it and he walked away and made a post about "some weird thing that was off"on 4chan and he seemed to think it was kink but it obviously wasnt.
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>>19170639
>subway is not fast food
>calling people nigga lile it's 2009
you're a retard anyways
>>19170662
>I-I was only pretending guys
also doesn't get much more first world than my country ;)
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>>19169933
maybe hes just an asian and is scared of air like a lot of them seem to be. would explain ninja get up
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>>19170639
chase?
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Almost got stabbed by the same gang of thugs two days in a row in broad daylight. Got saved by the same white supremacist that appeared out of nowhere both times. Had previously met the guy on the bus a couple times before late at night. He just randomly started talking to me. When he saved me, he acted like he didn't even know I was there. Was that huge ass skinhead my guardian angel? Do I have a racist Stand? Am I a reincarnated Thule magician with the power to summon Nazis?
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I live in a suburban area. Just a bunch of old white people. Me and a friend in the neighborhood were walking around about 11PM just talking and shit. We walk up this steep road leading up to an elementary school. There's one street light directly in front of us and I shit you not there was this animal standing under it. It looked like it was a Doberman, but it was much bigger and I couldn't see a head on it. I don't think my friend realized and threw a rock at it. He sure as hell realized when it took off in the other direction and he couldn't see a head either. To make things weirder that elementary school is now gated up like a prison compound. Not the only strange thing that's happened on that road either. I'm tearing up just thinking about that dread.
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>>19169809
I've met drunk mexican before
scarier than nignogs desu
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>>19170616
I carry a knife around for self defense and general use, I have used it before. Crackheads try to intimidate me or mug me when I pull up to the hood to get liquor (20 year old fag, only place that serves me is out in the cut, never sketched though), all I have had to do it reach into my pocket or flip that bitch out in their direction and they scatter like flies. Also stabbed some drunk dude in the hand one night because he was getting husky with me and I wasn't in the mood to fight. Also some dude grabbed my underage sister's ass at a Juicy J concert and I flipped that bitch out on him saying if he doesn't move back a few rows I'd stick it in him.
I will stab a nigga.
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>>19170901
>Racist Stand
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bump
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>>19169793
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>>19169809
Meh, I've met scarier white people
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>>19171944
Post a pic of ya sisters ass white boi
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>>19172549
As if.
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>>19171944
>at a juicy j concert

i'm not even laughing anymore, what did you expect going to a fucking "concert" of that sort? at least listen to decent rappers, pleb.
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my friend and me were walking around the neighborhood at night, we made our way to the park. We decided we wanted to swing but then we saw a green laser like grid being projected onto the park. We calmly walked away and walked home. I could probably mimic what i saw using a projector but for what purpose would someone do that? Someone was just waiting in a truck at night to scare young adults? there were no homes from the angle it was coming from, theres a daycare and a parking lot but thats it.
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>Visiting family in Colombia when I was a child, probably around 8 or 9.
>playing PS1 with my counsin all night, around 2am, his mom yells at us to go to bed, we obey.
His room is pretty small and has a window that opens up to the street. His bed is right beside the window.
>Hot night so we open the window to let the breeze in.
>Full moon out combined with public lighting give a pretty clear view of the street.
>Lay in bed chatting, talking about games.
>Suddenly I see a very large bird flying towards the roof of a house across the street. Cousin sees it too as it's landing.
>Bird goes out of sight for a few seconds.
>We then see a person wearing a long trench coat and a big hat walking towards the edge of the roof of the house.
>wtf.jpeg
>We both hide below the frame of the window because we think it didn't see us.
>Stay there for what it feels like an hour.
>I take a peek outside to see if it's still there
>No one there
>We close the window and don't sleep all night
>Next morning tell aunt about shit we saw
>She tells us a witch scared us cause we stayed up playing games till late
>mfw

Sorry for the shitty greentext formatting
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>>19173208
You should have seen it coming

Everybody knows witches are PC Master Race
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>>19170678
>2017
>calling the cops

Man, fuck cops. I don't know how anyone trusts them.
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>>19173208
I remembered another one from Colombia

>Visiting family again, this time I'm around 18
>In park with some people doing exercise in the bars section
>Start talking about paranormal shit cause it's around midnight
>Dudebro tells us that the school next to the park is haunted, says there is the spirit of a nun that appears
>No one believes him
>He says there is a wall low enough for us to climb and get into the school.
>A small group (4 people including me) accepts and follows him
>We get in the school which already looks haunted cause of how deteriorated it is
>We start walking around and accidentally stumble upon a security guard
>Guard screams at us and we shit our pants, explain to him that we're not here to vandalize, we're just messing around looking for paranormal stuff
>Guard is annoyed but relieved we're not gang members (it's a middle to lower class sector).
>Start asking him about the nun, he says that yes a nun appears sometimes roaming the hallways, he tell us that if a guard is sleeping something will shove him or tap him hard so he'll wake up. They believe it's the nun
>We're all unsettled at this point
>Guard tells us it's time to fuck off, and that he'll escort us to the exit.
>On our way out we pass by the bathrooms, another guy in the group gets freaked out.
>Asked him wtf is wrong with him, he says he heard laughter coming from the bathroom
>We're spooked at this point, we all shut up and quietly walk to the entrance of the bathroom. No one goes in
>We hear a faint laughter
>Nope.png
>Faint laughter is now accompanied by other several laughs, all sound like little children
>Nope the fuck out of there
>Didn't sleep that night either
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>>19169793
>getting out of work after a late shift
>miss the bus, dont like the subway so Ii decide to walk around the city back home
>peaceful this time of night, not many people
>also walking through a not as sketchy but still not nice area, got a gun and some pepper spray just in case
>pass a restaurant I sometimes go it, I can see the parking lot and back entrance from the sidewalk
>see 3 very large guys with 4 very small girls, arguing
>the girls look like teenagers and even from where im standing can see theyre strung out.
>they forcefully shove them into a van, one guy catches me staring and lifts up jacket showing a pistol tucked into his belt
>I do the same, both us staring each other down, waiting to make a move
>eventually he and the others get in the van, flip me off and drive away
>find out later there was a party there for local politicians and rich guys
>probably some human trafficking or prostitution going on
>such is life in houstan
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>>19170457
>>19170513
screencap this and post the pic, this is gud
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>>19171944
You deserve to be raped and murdered, white nigger.
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>>19173991
Don't you have some nuffin to be dinduing somewhere?
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>>19173579
I got you, anon.
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>>19169933
I saw a show an English show about weird stuff or people the other month. One dude was from the UK and dressed as a ninja going around trying to fight crime in his area.
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>>19173570
Fuck you. Houston doesn't have a subway.
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>>19169814
1. niggolo chad bruv
2. his slutty coal burner gf
3. cringy jack osbourne filming
4. kelly osbourne being annoying
literally couldn't wait for them all to die. longest 5 min of my life
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>>19172033
No you haven't...you dont have to meme away from the fact blacks are the most violent criminals and most rapist per capita.
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>>19174619
That doesn't make them scary... a single black person isn't much of a threat. You've only gotta be weary if you're coming across a pack of them, really.
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>>19171944
this is one of the cringiest posts i've read on 4chan.
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>>19172611
I came to see Project Pat, missed his set. How you gonna talk shit on the Juicemane tho?
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>>19169809
Kek.
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Not really scary. But I'll share a weird experience I had.

>Get off of work late one night
>Stop at 7/11 to buy a couple of things
>While at the register a group of about 7 Mexicans walk in and start looking around
>They walk out just as I'm getting into my care
>One of them waves at me from the store
>Roll down my window a bit
>"Hey, I need to talk to you."
>"What is it?"
>"Our car broke down and we need a ride home."
>Says it in a way that sounds more like a demand than a request
>I'm not a retard so I say no and drive away
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>On a trip to Chicago
>Get lost
>End up on South Side late at night
>Light turns red
>Two guys march toward car; it's obvious this is not intended to be good
>Idiot driver doesn't just run the damn light
>Guys get to window
>Suddenly my crazy vicious medium-sized dog becomes aware of the presence of targets in the vicinity
>Jumps up, charges window, tries to bite his way through it with slobber flying and vicious teeth chomping madly
>Assholes bolt away running
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>>19169793
One time I saw a psychotic white dude in a huge muscle truck going at least 60 miles an hour to hit an old man. Thankfully he missed. He stopped his car and just started screaming. Whole street was evacuated .
Another time there was a hostage situation across the street from my house on thanksgiving. A son was holding a gun to his family and eventually was on the roof
Swat got him like 6 hrs later.
The one that fucked me up the most to this day was when I saw some anon riding a motorcycle get hit and die.
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I found a weird letter around some old hospital grounds. Not scary, but something I guess.
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>>19170901
>RACIST STAND
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>>19170901
Your stand「Skrewdriver」saved your ass twice.
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>>19169793
I saw 2 prostitutes running out of an old mans car. One of them was screaming "HELP ME , OH GOD HELP!"
I just looked at her and kept walking.
I also tried to buy heroin off some bums once and it was sketchy.
Also I once ate a weed brownie and started getting psychosis, so I threw a tub of Jam at a diner window and ran out into the streets.
Fuck Portland
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>>19175499
also I had some creepy gay guy follow me into a bar, he told me "I'm gonna own you soon"
It was creepy, because then I was sure I died a few days later, now I woke up in this reality.
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>>19169793

live in urban upstate ny, scariest thing i've ever seen is a fox sitting up straight as fuck on the side of the road as i was driving by. nothing more than that, hopefully someday??
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I've met many Jews
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>>19169793

>be in a mcdanks somewhere unknown in bumfuck, pa with gf on the way home from a business trip
>line is long for whatever reason, whatever, not trying to get anywhere on time
>weird old lady and old man couple standing next to us keep getting closer
>gf notices and mentions that the couple has been inching closer
>little kid runs by who had been waiting ahead of us with his dad
>weird granny starts poking me with her cane and saying something after the kid runs by
>7/10 stoned at this point, we'd smoked before going in, wicked confused
>realize shes saying something about how kids grow up so fast
>"hahah, yeah" sweating profusely and looking around awkwardly
>get my mcdouble and nuggies and get the fuck out of there

still makes my skin crawl, old people freak me the fuck out man
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>>19173570
There's no fucking subway in "Houstan"
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>>19175499
>>19175520
>drugs
Not even once
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>>19174619
Whites and blacks have the same crime rate dumb shit. Your race is just as bad as blacks
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>>19175543
Maybe if you weren't coked up all day long with your very obviously trophy girlfriend, interacting with other human beings wouldn't seem like such a bizarre, out of this world experience to you.
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>>19175821
Fake news, Jermaine.
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>>19174619
>Whites can't be thugs

S H E L T E R E D
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>>19175829
Whatever you say, Clarence
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>>19175841
You think you're being clever, but your little nignog brain doesn't comprehend that literally every race jokes about you people being called Tyrone, Jermaine, Ladasha, etc.

Doesn't work when you try to reverse it, because there are no jokes like that against us beautiful pearly white folk.
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>>19175896
jesus, dude
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I work in fast food. The place I work is next to a bus stop, and in a state with large homeless population. I have a couple stories of insane and questionable characters
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>>19170513
>"oh sweetheart I didnt mean to scare you, but my friend just left for an emergency and I had to stay here, could you come out so I feel safer?"
>grab the black jack, tell him to get the fuck out of here or im going to run him over with my car

wtf. what a strange/sudden transition
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>>19170599
yes it is lmao
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>>19175920
First story starts with me working outside. I have to stand in our drive thru with an ipad and take orders.

>standing in drive thru
>its dead so I am just kinda shuffling around waiting for a customer
>where i stand is directly i front of the last parking space in our parking lot. not many people park in this space because it is far from the store.
>a big white truck pulls up into the space
>i begin to turn around to see who would park here, but before i can, the driver bolts out of the truck and into the drive thru.
>he is wearing all white painters clothes, with a dust mask around his neck.
>he is staring at the main street beyond the end of my drive thru, bolting his head in each direction of the street.
>at this point im just staring at him confused, dont say anything, but glance back at his truck
>his license plates are both covered by a sheet, looks intentional and very suspicious
>i look back at him and he turns to go back to his truck
>he sees me and stops, looks me in the eye with a frown and says "go home"
>gets into his truck and backs up
>i saw him 3 more times that day, driving around our shopping center and looking around anxiously.
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>>19169809
How are you still alive?
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>>19173222
>222
Well then.
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>>19175965
this is about my hobo friend, i thinks she is dead or in trouble

>this woman seems to be on drugs, but not super bad, she is mostly friendly to me,
>talk to her sometimes, she tells me about her son, he has the same name as me
>see her almost every shift, she always says hi, i'd say she was a friend
>I work here for 9 months and see her all the time, but one day i come in and i see her, she is obviously distressed.
>I say hi, she just looks at me and then looks down, i ask her how her day is but she doesnt respond.
>after this, i see her way way less than usual
>in fact i stop seeing her all together
>over the next few months i kinda forget about her, but then one day in december i see her again
>its 1230am and she is walking outside our store, talking to the other hobos who sit around out there. I see her and decide to go take out the trash, maybe i can ask her how she is doing.
>the moment i walk outside i realize she is throwing a tantrum.
>she is wailing at these guys, begging them to buy her some fries and something to drink.
>she looks terrible
>her hair is messed up, her clothes are ajar, and she is sick.
>she was strait up begging these guys for something to eat, as if her life depended on it.
>the guys brush her off and she walks off, i decide not to say anything to her and walk back inside.
>at 130am at the end of my shift, i walk out to drive home, and see her lying face down across the parking lot
>she isn't passed out, she is coughing and wheezing, moaning and wailing incoherent giberish.
>i look at her for a few moments, and then a man walks up to her and squats beside her.
>he says in a disgruntled tone, "your still sick? god you look awful!"
>she just kind of moans
>dude picks her up and carries her to a van, opens the back seat door, and puts her in there.
>she kind of sits up and looks at him, yells in his face, and he slams the door on her.
>dude drives off quickly
>its been 6 months and havent seen her since
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>>19175896

cracker, melvin, bob dobalina, john smith, john doe.

truth is. we aren't insecure enough to coin a mountain of bullshit terms to deride people based on their color if we can just fight with any other amount of average insults.

Don't complain if people shit on your life, you deserve it.

>>19175920
post em
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>>19175806
Lol yes, don't do drugs. I'm fucked in the head now
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>>19175896
>pearly
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>>19175896
Whatever you say Trystyn Hunter Delaney-Postlethwaite.
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>>19175499
If bums have drugs, they do the drugs, they don't sell the drugs. If bums ever try to sell you something that isn't a bodily orofice, know that you are not getting what you think you're getting.

Also the prostitutes screaming for help sounds like a trap.
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>>19175821
Wrong
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>>19175941
How was that strange/sudden in any way? The guy was still around after 10 minutes and staring at him through the window. Wouldn't you bring out a weapon if that happened to you?
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>>19171222
Standing on four legs or two legs? Also, would like to hear about other weird shit that's happened.
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>>19175965
REPORT THAT KIND OF SHIT TO THE POLICE HE COULD BE ISIS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.

PS do you work at In N Out
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>>19176407
shit dude your right is could be ISIS

and no, JITB
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I live in a suburban area, pretty calm and quiet. I used to live in the city, but not even there I've witnessed anything like this.
It happened around 3:30-4:00am, I was ready to go to bed after a long night of smoking and playing video games, when I heard a girl screaming on the street, but it sounded so close I thought it was our neighbour, so I opened the window to check out what the hell was going on. I had to look around for a while until I found the source of the screams.
The wall of our parking lot made it hard to see completely, but I saw what was happening. The girl was acutally shouting at a guy. He was lying in the middle of the road, the girl sitting on top of him, beating him up pretty bad, or at least that how it seemed like. The girl was screaming things like "YOU'RE DISGUSTING, EVERYONE HATES YOU", and "SAY IT, TELL ME YOU'RE DIGUSTING". The guy responded quietly, "I won't say it", while the girl wasn't only punching him in the face, but by her movements it seemed like she was kicking him in the balls pretty fucking hard, like I could actually hear her knee hitting the guys balls.
It was also strange how it all ended. I could hear a car was coming, and I wanted to see how could anyone react to these two in the middle of the road at this time. The car stopped a few feet away from them, and the girl ran at the car like a fucking maniac. She opened the passangers door, and all of a sudden the guy ran at her, knocking her down so hard she landed beside the trunk. Then both of them got in the car, and went to their business like nothing happened. The driver didn't say a word, I guess he got used to this shit with these two. The whole story doesn't really sound scary like this, but before the car arrived I wasn't really sure if I should call the cops or what, the girl was acting like a maniac, her voice was pretty creepy.
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I dont know about urban, but I live in one of the safest towns in america. It might be important to say that something was fucking with me that cant be explained. One night I'm drinking with a buddy of mine, smoking some weed, and this thick, almost tangible gust of wind picks up. You can hear it say something but only on the wind. picture that. This wind said something vaguely unsettling, but at this point in my life it isnt more than a routine. My buddy hears it too, I can tell by the way his eyes are looking around. Now, being the jackass I am, I wanted to reply "i'm in your high" but something about the rarity of the shared experience told me to tell it straight. I said "you hearing the whisper on the winds?" and my buddy looks at me like I just fucked his mind in the ass. "you heard that??" he says. so I say yeah, "you believe i'm not fucking with you now?" and he just wanted to leave and go to sleep. silly bastard, he might have learned something.
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>>19176579
Those two might have been a couple, who were into BDSM, with a fetish about doing it in a public place?
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>>19169793
One bum almost stabbed another bum in my first loves room.

Her divorced dad lived next door to his ex wife with his mom. When she died he became king of the bums. He was a bum and the worst of the worst and all his buddies moved in. He would sit around all day watching I Love Lucy or some black and white shit wearing only tighty whiteys with piss stains and drinking constantly. His bum friends would have to walk him to the restroom one on each side.
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>>19176559
that's the Lybians looking for Doc Brown
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>>19176599
yeah, that was my first thought, it was still strange in a place like this
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>>19176038
Bro they could have taken her to be used for trafficking or human experiments. She probably knew she was in trouble when she started acting nervous.
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>>19175543
>7/10 stoned at this point
>high and paranoid about some old lady trying to make nice small talk with you
Worst story I've ever read on /x/, what was even the point of posting it?
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>>19176704
just random hobos.
since there is no one to feed or protect them, many times females are kidnapped by perverts to dungeons and never seen again.
remember that poor girl chained to the sink in the dumb psycho tv show?

something like that. except that is what happens to happy-go-lucky tourists in redneck merica
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>deep in the heart of the city if chicago
>walking around at around 11pm
>summer night, everyone still out
>hanging out in the park, drinking and smoking
>get a beep from the pager
>bum a couple quarters and walk to the corner store to use the paybox
>local prostitute isn't there so I use the payphone
>brother calls me frantic on the phone, says someone is in our house rifling through shit looking for something
>calm his ass down and say I'll book it over
>run back to the park looking for my friend who can drive me
>my brother strolls down the path with his girlfriend
>I run over asking what happened how'd he leave
>he hasn't been home since 7
>Shits getting fucking spooky right now, so me, him, and the ghetto mystery inc hop in my boys wagon and head over
>get over there to see the cops all over the place

Turns out the group robbing me was a couple of drug addicts who thought I had money. The one was luring me into the house so they could beat it out of me. Unfortunately for them, my neighbor decides to play hero, walks in my house and got domed. He had called the cops, doubly fucking them.

The one addict knew my brother and could do a deadpan expression of him. Severely fucked me up for years after that
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>>19173570
Couldn't see the license plate and call the cops?
If they were child sex trafficing, the girls wouldn't be arguing with them, that's a sure way to get beaten or killed.
Smells like bullshit.
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>>19177252
>pager

How old are you?
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>>19170603
Let me guess... Bogotá, huh?
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>>19173208
>>19173316
Hell yeah, Colombia can be spooky af
Love it tho
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>>19169814

fucking gayest and fakest shit ever
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>>19170513

thanks for reaffirming my hate for trannies
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>>19175896
>beautiful pearly white folk
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>>19169793
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>>19175543
>be stoner
>get stoned
>everyone is looking at me now
>whatdo.cannibusoil
>leave
Great fucking story.
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>>19175896
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>>19170513
Why the fuck didnt you call the police lmao
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>>19177763
thiccness
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>>19174019

KEK!
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>>19170457
>>19170513
HOLY SHIT
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>smoke weed
>something happens
>stoned so freak out over nothing
>end

Hate these stories
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>>19177252
When you say your neighbor got "domed" do you mean he got hit in the head, or shot in the head?
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>>19177252
>domed

what do you mean domed, like he got a blowjob? shot in the head? hit in the head? he got enlightened?
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>>19174064

Anon you're doing gods work
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>>19175499
pdx?
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>>19177482
Older'n you sonny jim
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>>19178137
Yes, it's a very very dark town
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>>19175475
underrated post

>>19175499
Hmm a long while back I remember my mother told me she experienced a similar situation and there was a dude beating the living shit out of the girl. She stepped in between them and the faggot tried to pull a gun on her, then some good samaritan came in and helped them all and the faggot fucked off. there are a lot of rapists out there. don't try to be a hero, call the popo or carry a .45 instead.

>>19174784
>Juicemane
Yeah bruv never let the fanbase spoil your experience. fans are fucking shitheads sometimes.
Actually you could have even made a big deal out of it and they would have jumped his ass lol.
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>21 years old, 2014
>I was finally coming home from university, desperately needed sleep.
>finally reach the outskirts of my home town, I drove pretty fast because I was just so unable to wait to get home.
>when I was about 3 km away, I saw a guy just standing still and doing nothing on the side
>mfw 3am in the morning wtf
>stop the car, get out, the guy looked like he was crying.
>get close to him, there were 2 crosses out there. I asked the man if he was alright, he didn't answer, didn't move
>that shit just felt so freaky, you couldn't even hear him breathe.
>turns out he wasn't
>when i touched his shoulder it felt so cold, so I turned around to see his face
>when I saw that his face was yellow as fuck and the cut in his neck I immediately called 112 (euro 911) and when the police came, even they said they went past him and thought was alive.
>the panic I got when I saw the knife in his hand and the grass black as the fucking night is just impossible to describe.
>after police investugation, (about 2 hours) I got home
>now, when I drive on that road, there are 3 crosses.
>I asked my mom about this guy, and she said that his wife and kid died in a car crash, it being his fault a few weeks prior.
>never drove over 110km/h until now.
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>>19176222
Denial
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>>19174117
>>19175554
thats the spooky part
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>>19178224
I don't get it, a corpse standing up?
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>>19178249
Not up, in his knees, with his head bowing down. The guy was pretty tall too
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>>19178224

110km/h is like 30mph faggot
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>>19178244

Oh shit it's a ghost subway
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>>19178244
>>19178288
two dubs in a row? it must be true
Houston has a spooty ghost subway system where spooks travel the city and get to their next scare quickly
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>>19178294
Truly, the deepest lore.
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>>19178279
Uuugh... 60mph means 100kmph
Also, 110 is the highest speed allowed in our country, on highways. I'd rather listen to all those Need For Speed disclaimers and "pull racing on the racing track"
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>>19178300

Dude I drive 70 mph in 35 zones that's like 1000 kph in case you were wondering
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>>19178312
Dumb American automatic car

Am I right?
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>>19178312
120km/h isn't really that bad.. Until you pass the legal speed with 25+kmph you don't even get a ticket here.
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>>19175941
You would have obviously died in this situation.
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I grew up in a pretty urban location but there's a park (or common for those who know what that is) that sits between my childhood home and the real city center.

I used to walk through that common to get home after going out at night. Part of my walk was pretty well lit and there was never much trouble other than the occasional "dogger" but one night some dude followed me the whole way home, way off the beaten bath for regular people. I doubled back in myself so he wouldn't see where I lived and hid off the path a wooded area.

He doubled back too. He had no reason to unless he was following me.
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I got a weird one.

>be in high school
>live across of graveyard
>small town Iowa
>nothing interesting ever really happens
>stay up late at night playing vidya games
>go upstairs for water
>look out bay window that oversees graveyard
>see a dude with a flashlight walks over to a grave and sits down in front of it
>thefuckhedoing.gif
>suddenly falls into grave itself
>watch spot for 30 min
>nothing happens
>go to bed creeped out

The next day the police came to our neighborhood saying that some guy went missing the previous night. Told them about what I saw. Turns out the guy tried burying himself alive. What a retard
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>>19176267
>>19178349
I think that anon means, if you have the blackjack why would you go out pass the tranny to get into your car (assuming you'd make it,) start it and try to run the tranny over? Just beat the faggot with the blackjack.
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>>19169824
kek
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>>19179024
what.. the fuck?
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>>19169814
Cant take a guy with a hacksaw 4v1 in an in closed space / 10

Seriously? Shit like this that makes all the pussies on /x/ who dont know their own power.
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>>19176038
you could've saved her
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>>19179024
Haha, that's small town Iowa all right.
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>>19170457
>bugle
I know you meant bulge but that mental image is even better
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>>19177750
drag queens aren't trans*, anon. Please read some wiki articles on sexuality one of these days, sweetie.
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>>19174064
>2011+7
>still using yotsuba
>not using 4chan X

What the fuck is wrong with you you idiot newfag? You just get here today?
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>>19175543
DUDE
WEED
LMAO
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>>19179925
>not using appchan x
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>>19169814
yeah dude... this shit is lame.
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One time I spilled water on my new laptop but I let it dry out for a couple days and it was fine. Only use a sippy cup since then.
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>>19170513
>>19170457
This is why trannies deserve to be oppressed
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>>19174784
>bringing your sister to a Project Pat concert
jesus; do you also prep the bulls before they impregnate her?
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>>19180216
That's how you cause school shootings.
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>Was living near Lafayette Louisiana back in 2007
>driving home from Walmart at about 1am during the week. Had to grab a new ink cartridge.
>driving down back road with no street lights and a few houses here and there, but nothing close together.
>Looking ahead I see something on the side of the road.
>Get closer and it appears to be a woman in a white dress
>Get even closer and her face is wildly contorted and she just stares at me as I drive by
>Wasn't sure if she was lost, crazy or some fucking ghost
>I sped the fuck up and drove away as fast as possible
> I only lived about a mile and a half from where I saw her and I lived in a one story house with a huge window next to where I slept
>was so freaked out by the thought of her being by my window I decided to sleep in my living room
>I should have said I tried to sleep, didn't sleep at all that night.
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>>19173208
LA LECHUZA
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>>19178121
>>19178115
Shot in the head. In the dome. Niggerspeak.
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>>19180216
>one person does something
>therefore everyone in their group does it
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>>19180251
This is how you fuck up society by turning every person against their neighbor
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>>19180251
Danny Phantom causes school shootings.
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>>19169793
Nothing because scary things don't actually exist.

Grow up, read science book like the God Delusion.
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>>19180306
6/10 bait
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>>19177647
Nah, it's in Brazil.

Anyway, I'll copypaste from another thread 2 of my stories, I also have a fresh one which just happened tofuckingday and I'll post it later on...

>back when I was 12 years old (2001)
>lan gaming centers were very big here back then
>schedule a gaming session with 2 other friends of mine after school
>we go together, I decide to stop for a while at this bakery on the way because it's cheaper and better than the food sold at the LAN center
>tell them to go ahead and I'll meet them there once I'm done eating
>near the entrance of the bakery
>can hear some loud shouting
>suddenly a guy storms out of the bakery
>confused, I just stood there
>hear some shouting from inside the bakery
>"STOP!"
>look at that direction and see this guy pulling a gun which I assume was concealed
>dumbfounded so remain motionless
>hear other people shouting from the direction of the guy who had stormed off of the bakery
>they are all pointing guns at him, and so is the guy who was inside the bakery, as I said
>I'm literally between the way of all of these guys and the guy who had ran off
>"DON'T MOVE, LAY DOWN ON THE GROUND SLOWLY"
>I'm literally frozen in fear
>this guy in front of me tries to pull a gun in a hurry from his waist
>shooting begins
>the guy receives a barrage from both inside and outside the bakery
>I was standing a few feet from him
>not a single shot hit me, and this guy was probably shot at least 15 times

Turns out he was a drug dealer and these other guys were cops who were into his scheme (he used to pass drugs to the owner of the bakery shop...)
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>>19180347

Here, another shitty one that happened when I was even younger.

>just turned 6 years old
>playing football/soccer/whatever you call it with a cousin of mine on the streets, in front of my house
>sorta late already and getting tired, decide to do one final attempt of scoring a goal against my cousin before calling it a day
>kid's banter, feel very engaged and forget about the world around me for that moment, tell him I'm going to score the best goal on earth
>suddenly see cousin raise his hands very fast and he has a terrified look on his face
>blackout
>wake up throwing up blood
>cuts on my arms, legs
>blood everywhere
>"it'll all be fine buddy, don't worry we'll take good care of you"
>extremely bright light
>realize I'm in a bed at the hospital, all of these doctors and nurses around me
>black out again
>wake up after one week
>get told I was hit by a drunk piece of shit who left me for dead on the street

Spent 2 months in the hospital for recovery - total time of recovery was 4 months. One of the worst times of my life - I had a lot of "medical shit" attached to me and couldn't even use the restroom by myself, had to call in a nurse to take me to the restroom and all of that.

I was in a more isolated part of the hospital which was very dark and had lots of old sick people, it's nauseating just to think back on it, really....
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>>19180305
Bull. I watched it all the time when I was younger. The kid was just insane.
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>>19180347
>>19180357
and the one that happened today...

>work at a shitty part of the city
>parking area is a little bit far away from work place
>lock my car, on my way to entrance of the building (it was night, I work the night shift with just 1 other guy who had already arrived earlier)
>hear some footsteps behind me
>notice someone is following me
>footsteps sound getting closer and quicker
>fuck it, book it out of there and start running without even looking behind
>person following me is screaming like a mad man
>open entrance door in a hurry, when I'm about to close the door this guy is already in front of me
>tries to force his way in
>friend who works nightshift hears the commotion and comes in to help me close the door
>call the police
>"Sry, nothing we can do as we searched the area and didn't find anyone, plus, there's no footage of it so kthxbye lmao

Fuck this place
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>>19175896
dude calm down, just be thankful ur not a nigger
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>>19170513
It sounds like you live in Texas anon
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> around 15yr old
> Buy bag of mushrooms from store
> Eat bag of mushrooms with friend
> Walk around town laughing
> Thisisgreat.exe
> Suddenly get extreme stomach pain
> Make my way into pub toilet
> Shitting my insides out
> Toilet is fucking disgusting (old man pub in Scotland)
> Owner is banging on the stall door
> Freaking the fuck out shitting myself
> Eventually get out pub
> terrified of everything
> get on bus and sit next to driver thinking I would be more safe
> everyone who gets on the bus has to walk past me
> This is making my anxiety 100 times worse
> Eventually make it home
> Put on Friday dvd and try calm down

I stopped doing them after that, it used to be always a good trip then after that it was like 50/50. Last time I done them was on a date with a really cute girl. Awkward 4hr silence with minimum eye contact
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>>19173579
if you don't like the other have mine.
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>>19175917

Really? That's the post you're going to "Jesus, dude" at? Lurk moar
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>>19177666
chheckkkekdd
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>>19176038

You couldn't have saved her. That was obviously the culmination of a lifetime of poor decisions on her part.
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>>19170513
>its like a transvestite Jurassic park

Holy Shit
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>>19178224
so did he slit his throat and die standing up?
that's pretty fucking hardcore
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>>19176593
What did the wind say?
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>>19175543
Stoners need to be lynched.
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Very unfortunate how niggers have invaded this thread with their ghetto speak
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>>19179065
This... Why does he go from talking about being in a store than threatens him with a car? Idk either shitty writing or just spaghetti.
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>>19177074
>Worst story I've ever read on /x/
A challenger appears!
>>19180639
>>
>be a few years ago
>be january and winter
>walking home from friends house at 3am
>he lives about a 10 minute walk from me
>half way home
>stop to relight my joint
>in the corner of my eye i see something flying towards me
>its a duck!
>i think its a mallard duck (green head and brown body)
>it lands on the road about 10 feet away from me and immediately starts waddling up a driveway towards me
>i decide to continue walking
>ducko follows me
>i dont want to get the fucko
>i walk faster
>ducko waddles faster
>arrive at home and get inside
>ducko just hops on my porch and patrols it for a few hours
>in the morning there were duck footprints all over my porch and driveway

not sure what that duck wanted. i called the wildlife control people to ask about it cause i thought ducks migrated in winter but apparently some of them bum around for one reason or the other.
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>>19180731
Opinions are a lot like assholes mate. Everyone's got one and no one gives a fuck about yours.
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>>19175896
Not him, but damn that comment really triggered u huh Clarence.
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>>19180919
take it easy, laqwuanda
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my old school was an old nunnery which served as a hospital during world war 2, anyways there was always rumors about the place being haunted.

one night when i was about 15 i had to stay behind for 2 hours to finish coursework, as i walked up the stairs to the top floor to hand in the work i watched a nun open a door down the hallway and walk inside.

i never stayed in that school longer than i had to after that.
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>>19181053
I bet one of your teachers liked a little bit of role play before being balls deep.
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>>19179910
while I do that, you go back to tumblr
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>>19181106
>hurr durr being informed on a gender and sexuality makes you my strawman
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bump
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>>19180880
He wanted to sell you supplemental insurance.
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>>19180241
My sister is a Lesbian bro. And I can defend her if someone tries to get husky.
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>>19178217
Eh idk about that. Not really my style desu, plus my sister would have been really embarrassed if I did. I was drunk as hell, just wanted this faggot to leave her alone and step the fuck away from us. Didn't want to make a scene, especially because I almost got into a fight outside the venue, we didn't need more shit going down to ruin the show desu.
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>go to fort ord
>start exploring the abandoned buildings one by one
>each one is mostly decorated by paintball and graffiti
>smoke a joint and start touring the place like it's an art gallery
>finally come across a tiny house
>there is black writing all over the walls and the floor and the ceiling
>there is a small dark closet covered with the same writings and there is a shelf with little glass bottles
>they are all full of a dark reddish liquid
>I get the creeps and decide to leave through the door across from the one I came in through
>suddenly a security alarm goes off and scares the fuck out of me

Seriously, whoever made that room did an awesome job. This happened two years ago, I think I need to go back and find it again.
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>>19180731
Neets should be too
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>>19180931
Hey Clarence
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>>19180375
Goddamn, man. These stories are fucked. Did you have any lasting effects from being hit?
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>>19175823
chill the fuck out, basement troll. sorry you've never left your house and met a girl or smoked a joint.
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>>19176041
don't forget Karen, Helen, Barbara, Dorothy

also dumb white lady names and you know Karen is about to rip some other white mom at the PTA meeting a new one for bringing lemon pie instead of a key lime pie.
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I was sitting in my room watching TV with my mom (pretty sure she and my father ritually abused me.)
Electrical storm out side I think
All of a sudden the hair got staticky like the face of an old TV, but logarithmically amplifying
Until a ball of fuzz lightening "popped" about 6ish feet up.

Maybe some cloaking tech fuck up

I was also a generation zero immigrant to the US, perfect test species
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>>19181830
>Did you have any lasting effects from being hit?

Thankfully only minor lasting effects - other than some scars on my hands, legs and near the top of my head I have some back pain which lingers to this day but that's it, it could have been worse I guess.

Worst part of that was the throwing up blood thing and feeling useless since I needed a nurse to do everything for me. It haunts me to this day... I don't wish that kind of thing on anyone.

I'm not sure how I handled that as a kid but when I think back on it it's fucking terrifying. Worst thing is that both of parents worked most of the day so I was mostly by myself at the hospital.
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>>19181903
I'm glad it isn't any worse. How old are you now?
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>>19181711
You keep saying get husky lol who the fuck says that?
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>>19182021
it's called slang. im sure your area has some retarded words too
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Slav spooks anyone?

Little backstory. I live in a city but my grandparents do not. I spent a lot of free time and my summer holidays at my grandparent's because it's eastern european countryside and it's generally pretty cosy to be there as a kid in the summer.
There's a large forest sorrounding almost the entire village/town.
In said forest there's a forester's house. Burnt down almost to the ground. Before it got burned down it was abandoned for quite a few years since the local forester moved to town.
Weird shit was going on there in the early 2000. Some girl was kindapped and held there. Some satanist rituals, killing hens, cats, drawing on the wall, some printed out inscriptions, the usual drug-addicted retard shit you see everywhere where people have access to internet and hollywood movies
People generally avoided the place, it's not like they were scared shitless just "don't go there". Locals called the exorcist like 2-3 times. Apparently didn't work so someone just set fire to the place. But every year some weird anecdotes erode. Typical hollywood cliche stuff like my car engine stopped and couldn't start it, I saw something in front of my headlights etc etc. Stuff you use to scare the children really.

BUT
cont in the next post because FUCKING character limit
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>>19182031
I've heard plenty of slang that's by far the most retarded. Move out of the ghettos of Detroit, although i guess saying ghettos of Detroit is a bit redundant
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>>19182053
>underage faggot in mid teens in Poland
>me and my older buddy hop in his car and go out drinking
>we're pretty drunk so decided to take the route through the woods to avoid da polis (We were drunk and he didn't have his license yet)
>as we roll into the woods and passed aforementioned forester's house our car engine stalls
>noone freaks out, the driver's drunk and the car is old busted commiewagon from the 80s, everything about this car screamed eastern european poverty, he probably forgot to downshift as we slowed down and the engine just stalled, it happened before ton of times
>can't start it up, shit happens, the engine haven't seen petrol for 15 years, running on LPG, sometimes you had to hit the valve on the gas tank with a wrench to get it unstuck
>out of the fucking nowhere the rear suspension LIFTS from the ground and is released
>like someone just walked behind us, grabbed the fucking tow hitch, lifted the car by a couple inches, let it go and just fucking disspeared in thin air
>at around 2AM in the middle of the fucking forest bumfuck central Poland
>tail lights were still working and there was absolutely noone to be seen

I swear to god we freaked out so much we sobered up immediately, got the engine rolling again and sprung out of the fucking woods within seconds.
We were doing a solid 90-100kph on a road with a 20 speed limit.

The next day we told everyone and they just laughed "Yeah told ya to not go there after twilight" and "Sometimes it happens"
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>>19180256
When you say wildly contorted, do you mean that her face is like a spiral or her eyes/nose/mouth moving
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>>19182082
I don't live in Detroit retard.
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>>19170599
Just because the food is actually really good doesn't mean it's not fast food.
in fact I'd say on average Subway is the fastest food place I eat at, and I get all mine toasted.
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>>19181200
you're not a strawman, just a triggered fag.
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>be 9
>go hang out at next door neighbor/best friend's house
>sitting in his room playing with cheap military toys
>there's one that's a fake walkie talkie with like 6-8 buttons, each makes a premade sound
>insanely heavy torrential rainstorm starts
>still playing with all of it
>push one of the buttons on the clearly fake clearly made in China toy that just makes preset noises
>hear horrible scratchy deep angry voice coming out of cheap Chinese speaker
>doesn't even remotely match one of the preset sounds, so it's not just the speaker/chipset dying
>continues making the noise after we drop it
>look outside
>there is a straight up actual mummy just standing on the sidewalk in the torrential rain
>the 30+ mph winds don't even budge its loose bandages, everything is stationary
>it looks up at us
>we run into another room and lock the door while asking each other if we just saw that

To this day that is the most fucked thing that has happened to me. And it was a fucking mummy, like what? Why?
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>>19180288
>>19179910
>>19181200
shut the fuck up
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>>19182160
I can't even eat subway anymore. it's full of fat
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>>19182190
But Subway tells fatties they're eating a healthy bacon chicken ranch sandwich...
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I was at Westfield Mall in SF and there was a bomb threat so everyone was getting ushered out while the sirens were going. On my way out I heard this homeless man muttering to himself "He's Here, He's Here".
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>>19182021
>>19182031
>>19182082
I live in NJ. I believe it's Philly slang. Idk we say husky. It can mean big, strong, aggressive, etc... In this case I meant aggressive.
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>>19179910
>wiki articles on sexuality
you fucking assclown.
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>>19178224

poor guy
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>be working at grocery store
>it's literally 20 minutes till the end of the day so nothing left to do but straighten out the product
>working in the pickles/olives aisle and just sitting down doing bottom shelves
>disheveled white kid in a hoody walks up to the olive jars
>picks one up, puts it to his ear like a phone, tries to talk to somebody
>continuously says the phrase WHAT'S GOOD, NIGGA, WHAT'S GOOD?
>GENUINE LOOK OF CONFUSION ON HIS FACE WHEN IT DOESN'T WORK
>PICKS UP THE NEXT ONE, TRIES AGAIN
>WHAT'S GOOD NIGGA, WHAT'S GOOD grab next jar, get confused
>REPEATS THIS THREE TIMES
>at this point I am not sitting down or doing my job anymore
>say all the way across the aisle "Sir can I help you?"
>"Nah man, you can't help me with SHIT nigga!"
>turns around and walks out the end of the aisle
>IMMEDIATELY punches other customer in the face and starts running
>"HAHAHA COME GET ME NIGGA COME GET ME YOU CAN'T CATCH ME HAHAHAHA"
>police get him like 2 minutes later hiding in a dumpster next to the daycare center across the street
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>>19182444
damn those tweakers
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>>19182456
40-60% of serial killers are white too.

whites = more likely to be gay serial killers = white race is evil
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>>19182486
gr8 b8 m8
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>>19182486
To be fair this is true. You never hear of a black guy dressing in his mother's skin and making belts out of nipples or eating children's buttocks and mailing letters to the parents about it.

white people have a monopoly on Silence of the Lambs shit.
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>>19182503
you too m8 xDDDD
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>>19182512

Sounds like you haven't heard of the place called AFRICA.
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>>19182108
God damn, anon. Thank you for reminding me to be glad I was born in America. Sometimes we forget how shitty other countries are.
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>>19182647
white women in LA get raped all the time. america isn't all sunshines and rainbows
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>>19182652
No shit. I'm from one of the worst areas of California. I know it's not the norm though.
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>>19181990
If he was 12 in 2001 he can only be... come on buddy you can do this 12+16 =...
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was staying del rio for a week and saw and actual drug deal go wrong
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>>19173255
Well I certainly hope you plan on helping Julia when rapists break into her house then.
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>>19181820
Hi Laqwuanda, what's "happenin'"?
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Not exactly scary but pretty weird

>be about 17
>brother and friend are stoners
>home has pretty big piece of land behind it.
>usually go hang out by the fence while they smoke
>nothing on other side of fence beside broken down shed and a big mostly empty plot of dirt
>they're getting ready to light up while im talking random shit
>suddenly a loud mechanical screech comes from inside the shed. like a megaphone turning on.
>deep voice starts talking in weird ass language rapidly like its a recording that someone is fast forwarding through.
>we run like idiots back into our house and lock up
>still hear it for a moment while inside then it stops suddenly.
>collectively shit our pants and dont sleep all night
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>>19179910
literally perfect bait
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>Walking home from work
>going through a more isolated path not next to any houses
>round a corner
>see 3 guys standing there looking into a bag one of them is holding
>instantly think they look weird, like they're looking into the bag but not paying attention to it at all
>all glance at me
>one of them takes a couple steps towards me
>the one holding the bag just says "No"
>guy stops and just gives me an angry stare
>walk past them and go home

slightly spooked desu
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>>19176041
>we aren't insecure
literally no race is as insecure as blacks
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>>19183420
whatever you say
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>>19175462
What did it say?
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>>19182512
>>19182486
Actually, most of the real prolific serial killers are South American. One of the most famous examples being Pedro Alonso Lopez, who was charged with killing 80 women and girls, but is believed to have killed somewhere around 300.
He's free right now, by the by.
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>>19183507
Lots of weird shit about drugs, dopamine, and adult child sexual relationships. Read like word salad.
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>>19180865
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>>19183487
overconfidence is not the antithesis of insecurity
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>>19180310
*4/10
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I will never forget the time I saw the 'screamer' while I was in London. It genuinely scares me thinking about it.
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>>19183844
greentext it faggot.
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>>19183844
>>19183859
So here's the story.

>Be in London in 2015
>Spend time in a Premier Inn at place called Hyde House near Wembley
>Be there for 2 nights
>First night is fine
>Second night as I leave I walk to a place called Brent Cross Station
>It's around 23:30
>The platform itself looks toward a wooded area with a little fence and the land itself dips downwards
>Pitch fucking black mess of shapes with little ambient light and the dark amber of the station lights
>Few minutes to the train
>See to my right between a clearing of the two trees what looked like a man (I say this because of the height)
>Don't say anything
>Pretend I'm seeing things
>It's behind the small fence near a Tree with hanging branches
>Think it's a drunk man
>"I'd move, a train is coming!"
>It takes no notice
>Walks to its left further up the track
>Shout again
>No answer
>It just screams
>Scream is more of a guttural howl
>High pitched and descends in to a gravelly tone
>Does it again but shorter
>Walks further and seems to vanish or blend in with the dark
>Sit in absolute terror waiting for the train
>Sit in absolute terror on the train

I question what it was/who it was every day. Cold error is all I felt for days, I slept with the light on for days.
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>>19180919
>>19180931
Clarenzargo! Lafawndulag!
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>>19174619
>america is the whole world
kys you braindead sheep
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>>19182566
Sounds like you haven't.
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>>19170513
>its like a transvestite Jurassic park
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>>19184320
Hey there Daiquondarius.
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>>19171222
which elementary school?
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>>19175896
Jesus Clarence, calm the fuck down, it's not like you're a nigger.
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>>19182647
you realise that actually poland is way safer than usa? i'm polish and i'd be scared as fuck to live in america. like regions in towns where you can't go bc you'd get robbed and beaten up, everony owning a gun, all these stories of abductions and serial killers.

few days ago i was walking back from my friends house, holding a high-end laptop in my hand, thru low class regions. i've seen some chavs on my way. no one robbed me.
good luck doing that in a bad neighbourhood in usa
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>>19185051
That's pretty nice to hear that good places still exist in this shitty world. If I walked home with a laptop in hand in my hometown, I'd be dead, raped and robbed.
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>>19182911
Nothing much Clarence, how's the swamps. You hangin out at the porches
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>>19183730
>posts the biggest larper ever known
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>>19185153
you all shit storming faggots should get banned
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>>19185214
Report me and we'll see who'll get banned, al'akh
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>>19185224
>implying i care about geting banned on some site i lurk when im bored
what are you fucking 15?
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>>19185237
Then why do you care if others get banned? Why don;t you leave if you don't like it?
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>>19185260
i have merely expressed my thoughts
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>>19185290
Yeah, your retarded thoughts lmao
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>>19181896
What did he mean by this?
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>>19181896
Tell me more about these rituals anon
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>>19170457
>>19170513
right
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Have any of you witnessed any urban cryptids?
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>>19181990
I'm 28 now.
I've had other really shitty experiences too (house break ins, three times, for example).

Worst one of those break ins was when I came back from work in 2008 and went to sleep (I believe it was around 2pm or something like that - remember I work night shifts so sleeping during the afternoon was/is common for me).

Anyway, back then I was still living with my parents.

I woke up with someone knocking on my door, I thought it was weird because my parents never did that so I just asked "Father, is that you? what do you want?"

I heard no reply and started to laugh thinking he was messing with me, so I approached the door asking what he wanted - I unlocked the door and when I opened it I saw 3 guys holding my father at gun point (guns pointed to his head) and holding his mouth closed off.

One of them pointed his gun at me and told me to be silent and keep my head down and tell them where I had money stored etc. I tried to explain I didn't really bring money home but these guys were really scummy drug users (they were wearing really worn out clothes and one of those guys was bloodied).

When I said I didn't have money on me he started to kick me in the ribs and the other said he'd kill my father if I didn't tell him what he wanted to know.

I just pointed to the closet where my cellphone and best clothes were and he took that. He also took my wallet which only had my documents in it but no money.

cont.
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>>19185651
Worst part was when they were about to leave because they did something ''odd''. After beating me in front of my father they actually said they were leaving and were going to separate us (no idea why they'd just flat out tell us that but whatever).

Anyway, they locked my father in his bedroom and then grabbed me and took me to a guest room which used to be on the basement. So once there they covered my head with some cloth they took from the kitchen. This guy neared his gun to my head and then held it there for some seconds. After that he closed the door and they left.

I'm not sure if he thought it wasn't worth killing me or if he just wanted to scare me... but that was one of if not the worst feelings I had in my life.

I wasn't exactly fear. I was just... nothingness.
I felt this humongous need to do something but felt paralyzed, like everything was about to end and I couldn't do anything about it.

Total helplessness.
Christ I fucking hate remembering this shit. Those pieces of shit were no older than 18 either.....

To think that you could lose your life because some scumbag wants to smoke crack.

These things have made me a really jaded and distant person. I was never an extroverted person but as time went by I became more and more isolated and wary of everyone else. Gradually I came to hate everything about this place. This country and everything in it. It may sound "edgy" or extreme, I don't honestly care.

I also didn't want it to sound ''blog posty'' but the frustration I felt posting this naturally made me want to vent.

Sorry.
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>>19169933
maybe he's a burn victim
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>>19185680
oh fuck
is this common in brasil?
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>>19185306
>lmao
Hurry the fuck up and go back to school you fucking faggot kid.
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>>19180306
Maybe not spirits or whatever, but crazy people definitely do
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>>19185715
why you mad tho
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>>19169933 here
I think I might go on the hunt for this guy considering I saw him in the same area the previous two times (It's near a relatively large trainstation, end of the line) would take pics/vid if I saw him but I really have fuck all tech that'd be worth anything in the dark. either way if I'm gonna' be taking nightwalks I'll go through that area.


>>19170598
>>19174072
I heard about a dude like that too, in my county but not really the same local area, would be pretty neat if that's what this guy's deal is though

>>19185681
awh, imagining a reject of society walking around at night looking for a solitary place to relieve his afflicted face :(
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>>19185714
>According to most sources, Brazil possesses high rates of violent crimes, such as murders and robberies;
>Brazil is in the top 20 countries by intentional homicide rate.[3] Brazil is a heavy importer of cocaine, as well as part of the international drug routes.[4] Arms and marijuana employed by criminals are mostly locally produced.
>There were a total of 50,108 murders in Brazil in 2015.
>50,108

Pic related, Crackolandia (Land of Crack in English). A place near the center of São Paulo where people gather to smoke and abuse drugs in open day light...
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>>19175083
>be with my homies
>hanging out pretty late in the city
>partying for my nieces quincenera
>about seven of us in total
>on the way home our car runs out of gas
>"why didn't you fill it up earlier ese"
>whatever there's a 7/11 a few blocks away
>we walk there, its really cold
>we get there and look for a gas can to fill up
>they don't have one, but there's another guy there who has a car
>some obese greasy guy with lots of acne, whatever
>i wave at him and the fat fuck rolls his window down like 2 inches
>"hey, i need to talk to you"
>"what is it?"
>"Our car broke down and we need a ride home."
>he just says no and peels out
>we had to walk home in the cold that night it really sucked
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>>19185842
why is it so bad?
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>>19185842
>A place near the center of São Paulo where people gather to smoke and abuse drugs in open day light...
sounds like Seattle, Portland or San Fran
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I've never walked my dog at night since, I stick to day time ever since...

>be 7 years ago 17yrs old me
>walking dog at 9pm november
>turning a dead end corner
>this black hooded figure steps out of pure pitch black nowhere
>dog is shitting it in fear
>my dog never, ever fets scared so something is very wrong
>since my dog is panicked I'm ready for a fight
>this black robed fiigure ... fucking hovers toward me across the road
>has a black fencing like mask on, can't see arms or feet or any actual human features
>shout at it
>stay right there or I will break your fucking neck!
>it stops midway across the road
>cautiously pick up dog who is growling like mad at it with ger tail standing straight up
>walk about 15 feet, turn to check and it's gone
>had nowhere it could've went, it was a brick wall dead end culdesac
>dog is fine again
>noped the fuck home asap and slept with a knife at my bedside

I'll never know what the fuck that was but my dog never gets scared so when she did I knew we were in danger, she bore her teeth at it, she never reacts like that to anyone.

Thoughts on what it was? My rational side likes to think it was a fully robed muslim but that doesn't explain the mask and no feet hovvering
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>i dont want to get the fucko
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>>19185890
>some obese greasy guy with lots of acne, whatever
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>>19180880
People don't know how evil mallard ducks are. They eat anything that can fit in their mouth. It's horrifying.
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>>19185890
My fucking sides are gone kek
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>>19182444
>be chillin in grocery store
>tryna buy some pickles and olives
>some faggot keeps staring at me from across the aisle
>suddenly my homie calls me
>ayo what's good nigga
>no response
>shit wrong phone
>pick up the other phone and answer it
>tried three different phones and finally my homie tells me what's good
>he says to punch some old lady in the other aisle
>ok
>The faggot who was staring at me yells at me from across the aisle, asks if I need help
>no
>go punch the old lady
>run away and meet up with my homie in the dumpster
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>>19171222
investigate that elementary prison, man. can't just bring that shit up
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>>19175462
what did the letter say?
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>>19175462
Screencap?
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>>19181863
least she's not about to rip some other white mom to shreds for "disrespettin" her.

I'd personally rather have some old biddy criticize me for stupid elitist shit than have a ghetto bitch attack me, but hey, that's just my opinion.
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>>19181896
Nigga that was ball lightning, shits super interesting search it up
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>>19186184
You clearly never left your basement. White trash smelling like meth is more horrifying than any nigger
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>>19182108
are you danish anon?
because the name of the file you posted is in danish
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>>19170827
>air
it's the sun
they hate getting dark skin and try to stay as pale as possible
mostly its only the women that do this though
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>>19174753
he might just actually be black, too
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>>19185971
kek

>weirdo
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>>19185890
underrated
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>>19169793
Your mom naked
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>>19181847
>getting scared by old people cuz he's a stoned out druggy
>thinks its normal
kys
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>>19185943
>>19180880
>>19185953
the ducko didnt seem angry but it was weird because you dont really see ducks in my city let alone in the middle of the night in january and i was stoned so i got suspicious of the duckos intentions.
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>>19180357
not really scary to read but that sucks man
you're lucky if you didn't get permanent brain damage
what happened to the guy you were playing with?
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>>19180375
this story would be better if you gave us more details about what the person looked like as well as what their scream sounded like exactly
also more detailed explanation of what the police did to conclude it's nothing
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>>19169809
>black
>person
Choose one
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>>19173255
T. Nigger
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>>19175821
But that's a lie
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>>19185306
>lmao
Ayy
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>>19175462
Are you the Anon that made the threads about that schizo chick?
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My best story isn't urban but on a farmland with horse stables, although next to a motorway so it's not really rural either.
>Just finished cleaning stables with mum at nighttime
>just walking to check the horse is still in the field before we head home
>pitch black night so busy making sure we didn't fall into ditches or whatever
>Suddenly one of us jumped. There was a figure looming in the crops we were walking past
>shitbricks.wav
>After we freak out for a bit, we realize it's stayed completely still
>laugh at ourselves for being scared by a scarecrow but still keep our eyes on it
>give it wide berth there and again on the way back.
>Except that on the way back, it's not there.
>SHITBRICCKKKSSSS.avi

It was probably a gypsy stealing wire fencing or whatever but it's still so scary how it just stayed still that whole time.

Another similar night, we were driving down a dark road and there was a woman up ahead but I couldn't see her face. She suddenly dashed out into the middle of the road in front of us, and I shrieked at my mother to stop the car. She probably fucked the brake pads doing it, terrified of hitting someone, but nobody was there and she had seen nothing herself.
It turned into a regular habits seeing people without faces when I'm tired or spaced or whatever so I have a lot of memories of freaking the fuck out every time I saw faceless people on the roadside or in other cars, but learning to be silent about it. Since I got old enough to rationalise that I'm just crazy it's become rare


>>19186416
Praise ducko
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>>19186547
Cont. with non-paranormal but still creepy story from last year

>Be tiny woman who lives on a hill
>Apartment on the outskirts of city centre, so a quiet street but often has random drunks wandering about
>Heading up the hill to flat, it's dark but I can see a man uphill
>Reach flat, looking in bag for keys
>"Can I help you? I have a torch"
>Total wet blanket of a Scotsman, utterly generic in every way anywhere between 25-40 years old
>Figure he's a neighbor but politely decline because fuck social interaction. He persists
>Asks me about my day, politely say fine and ask about his
>"See I'm pretty depressed because my girlfriend broke up with me... but now I can go about again and live my life so that's good etc etc"
>Try not to trigger the crazy because I feel bad for the clinically insane, say I'm glad for him etc
>Finally find keys but realise he now blocks the path to my door
>"See one of the reasons my girlfriend broke up with me is that she says I'm a sex maniac".
>ohshit.jpeg
>Finally dawns on my stupid brain that I'm blocked out of my house by a crazed pervert on a dark empty street

Cont. in next post
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Why is this thread infested with junkies
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>>19186598
>should I run away, run at my door or to just attack him with keys?
>Tell him that it's a good time to be alive with tinder and online dating, sure he'll find someone soon, why doesn't he go down to one of those bars right now and go try his luck as a free man?Lovely to chat cheerio gotta go gooddaytoyousir
>"Oh let's go, which bar would you like to go to?"
>Panic and just hurl myself past him whilst babbling about how I need to get the dinner on for my boyfriend who will be home any minute or something
>My arm is outstretched to turn the keys, but my body is still a metre away somehow
>He's fucking caught me, kisses me on the cheek and says goodbye in a soft voice
>I struggle away and get inside, slamming the door behind me
>He looks at me through the glass and smiles, waves like we're friends
>I'm fucking retarded so I wave back before scurrying away to wash my face 5000x
>Forever terrified when walking home alone that he'll be waiting for me

All of this because I felt I had to be polite. Fuck Britain, reported his ass to the police just in case but he was so pathetically generic I couldn't say much but 'White short Glaswegian with generic clothes" so I wouldn't even know if I saw him again. He was like a fucking Limmy caricature of desperation and weegie.
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>>19177252
I really dislike how do you redact.
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>>19174632
Are you guys serious when you talk about black people like that or is it a joke? Cause like you couldn't sound more sheltered.
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>>19186193
Look at this homosexual interested. Everything brown loving sjw faggot.
No but he's right a white meth head can be homicidal and still smarter than 98%of the black population.
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>>19186625
I take it you're new here on 4chan
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>>19186625
yes, I'm sure people who tell other people to be wary of the dangers you can face on a daily basis are sheltered
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>>19186530
Yeah, people remember that?
>>19186004
>>19186019
http://imgur.com/a/PRVKw
It went nowhere
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>>19185903
Corruption, poverty...
bad race relations, history of deprivation since the founding of the country, so on and on...

>>19185906
well, I've been to Seattle and San Fran, with the exception of all the literal shit you can see on the streets in San Fran, I felt much safer in those places than here. I'm pretty(almost) certain Detroit is the only place in the USA which compares to the places in Brazil in terms of crime.

That's nothing to be proud of.
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>>19185929
It sounds like you came across a feral dindu. Make sure you keep a large amount of job applications on you if you ever go walking at night again, throwing them at it will make it disappear. You might not have noticed at the time because of fear, but most dindus bring with them a lingering stench of grape, watermelon, and breaded poultry.
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>>19183415
Prolly a deal of sorts, were waiting for someone to drop whatever was in the bag to. I'd imagine it was either drugs or a gun.
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>>19186603
Because retard drugheads think the shit they hallucinate while they're "trippin ballz" like the cool kids is paranormal.
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>>19186889
Just because Detroit is shitty and has a ton of abandoned buildings doesn't mean it's the worst city in the country m8. St Louis Missouri and Baltimore Maryland have more homicides per-capita than Detroit.
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>>19186446
oh, sorry, I'm not used to posting on /x/, I just come here every now and then when a bit bored or trying to find something unusual about certain topics.

I'll remember your tips for next time, thanks!

>>19186437
He wasn't hit at all, he was standing in front of me and the guy rammed me from the side if I remember it correctly. I was also very lucky because from what I was told by my cousin, as the car hit me, I was thrown to the side of the street, the lucky part being that there was a wall in front of us and the guy would end up crushing me into that wall if he caught me straight ahead.
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>>19186197
I clearly said polish. I looked for a picture of a towhitch
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>>19169809
I get hit on by black guys all the time.
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>>19175464
>RACIST STAND
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>>19187025
>Just because Detroit is shitty and has a ton of abandoned buildings doesn't mean it's the worst city in the country m8

I was talking mostly about crime and opportunities.

Isn't the unemployment ridiculously high in Detroit? and with most of the Auto industry gone there future seems bleak for the city, also, last I checked Detroit's homicide rate was 45.5 per 100k, which is actually even higher than some cities in Brazil, but of course I'm speaking from an outsider PoV so it's not like I know that much about the place, just speaking from what I've read and experienced when I visited it.

What makes Baltimore so bad? crime alone?
I know nothing about it.

What would you say is the worst place in the USA in terms of crime?
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>>19187202
St. Louis is the most dangerous city in the US, with a homicide rate of 59.30/100,000 people.
Baltimore is at 55.40.
Detroit is at 43.80.

Yeah Detroit has a fucked up unemployment rate from the floundering of industry there. Baltimore is a big port for drugs and has a fucked up drug and gang problem. St Louis is just niggerville to the maximum from what I can tell.
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>>19180639

>From the store

It doesn't work like that nigger
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>>19187483
Thanks for the info m80, I had no idea about Baltimore and St. Louis being that bad.

What are some of the best areas in the USA?
I've heard New England is supposed to be a really great place, Vermont and such.
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>>19186888
thanks for uploading nonetheless, was an interesting read
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>>19187666
Yeah it's pretty nice in certain areas up there from what I hear, but I think heroin is a pretty big issue in some areas up there.
I live in New Jersey, used to live in Queens (NYC). Have lived in some really nice places in Jersey growing up, currently I live in a decent working class neighborhood in West Trenton. So not awful but pretty close to the cut. Was out there buying xanax from a dope dealer the last night heard shots popping off, crackheads everywhere, but idk I handle myself well in the ghetto.
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>>19187602
Shrooms were legal in the UK back in 2002. Bought them from the pipe shop ever week




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