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Hello.

Where can you find a real vampire? How do you tell them apart from a normal person? I need all of the info you have.

Pic related.
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Real vampires look like this. They like to live in dark places like caves.
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>>19303851

Her teeth will make blowjobs difficult.....
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>>19303857
That's a bat. Not a supernatural humanoid.

I think you accidentally opened the wrong board, let me help you go back to the right board: >>>/sci/
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>>19303851
>magic isn't real
>fairies aren't real
>ghosts aren't real
>skeletons aren't real
>aliens that visit earth aren't real
>werewolves aren't real
>vampires aren't real
>zombies aren't real
>cursed items aren't real
>demons aren't real
>nothing on this board is real
>life will always be boring and the supernatural will never exist
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>>19303881
Yeah right I have seen a UFO before
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>>19303881
Jesus is fake as well
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>>19303873
That's a vampire bat, my man. The only vampire that exists. How am I going to help a guy look for something I know is just a story. Do I look like a troll?

Lolololol
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>>19303898
You know damn well this thread isn't about mundane, non-paranormal animals such as vampire bats. I mean VAMPIRES, not animals, not roleplaying humans who don't like sunlight and lick some blood in their fetish night clubs from their sex partners.

0/10 for the attempt.
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>>19303851
please stop making these stupid threads every day. youre pretty and you have big tits go out and get a boyfriend vampires arent real believe me
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>>19303911
ORLY.

OP wants to find a REAL vampire. Read the post. I'm being helpful. You're proposing he search for an immortal blood-drinking dude from the depths of your imagination?
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>>19303889
Siddhartha Gautama aka the Buddha definitely walked this earth
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>>19303934
I am OP, you fucking retard. If you do not believe that paranormal beings can exist then LEAVE the PARANORMAL board and go to the SCIENTIST board. Really that simple.

Blood-drinking is a thing in nature. Look up Hematophagy.

Negligible senescence is a thing too. The lack of symptoms of aging in some organisms.

There is no reason why out of all paranormal beings vampires are that unlikely.

>>19303932
Hide thread, mind your own business.
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>>19303946
He was a normal dude
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>>19303948
GET
LAID
CUNT
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>>19303948
Heyo, if vampires are so not paranormal then get YOUR ass to /sci/.

Just be careful of citing Anne Rice as a source.
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For the life of the flesh is in the blood, and I haue giuen it to you vpon the Altar, to make an atonement for your soules: for it is the blood, that maketh an atonement for the soule.
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Try and catch me, Biiiiitch!
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>>19304018
>vampire bats are paranormal
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>>19304037
Your ignorance is nearly paranormal.
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>>19304058
Said the most ignorant person in this thread, ironically.
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fuck off we're full
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>>19304077
I didn't ask how to join, I asked how to meet or where to find.
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>>19304077
the digits speak
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>>19304080
Someone help this desperate parasite already! Don't you see he's shitting his pants about his human mortality?

There's GOT to be a legit human-shaped vampire bat here who can teach him to be a drain on the world forever and ever and ever.
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Are vampires vulnerable to dimethyl mercury?

Asking for a friend.
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>>19304080
Literally just fucking google it.
There's a fair amount of stuff about the VC. You just have to sift through what's bullshit (immortality, transformation, etc.). It's not hard just do your own research.
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Edge-lord RP vampire reporting in

your thread is fake and gay
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>>19304109
Are you vulnerable to dimethyl mercury?
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>>19304106
>just google it
>100000 different sources of different people claiming different truths

How does it feel to be retarded, anon?
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I believed in vampires. When I was fourteen!

OP, are you fourteen years old?
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>>19304138
Shouldn't you be on red-dit and tip your fedora to Bill Nyes or something instead of shitposting on a paranormal board?

>Blood-drinking is a thing in nature. Look up Hematophagy.
>Negligible senescence is a thing too. The lack of symptoms of aging in some organisms.
>There is no reason why out of all paranormal beings vampires are that unlikely.
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Vampire here ama
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>>19304153
What's your credit card number?

And is this guy >>19304151 a faggot?
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>>19304122
>google vampire
vampirewebsite.net
>first fucking result
>this has the answers you seek
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>>19303851
>Where can you find a real vampire?
Check disturbed graves. They leave at night to feed on the living, often people they knew in life.

>>19303857
That is the cutest little blood drinker I've ever seen.
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>>19304172
And that is legit why exactly? Because it's the first google result? Wew lad.

Also the site is trash. People aren't born or awakened into vampires, that's mentally ill human otherkin faggotry. This thread is about SUPERNATURAL vampires, not mentally ill humans. Do they exist or not? Probably not, but it's still worth looking.
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>>19304151
This paranormal board is not a magical school for gifted children. It's very much a side-show full of ridiculous /x/uckers who'll believe anything. You earned your ridicule, Pal.
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>>19304189
I literally just explained why as far as paranormal beings go the existence of vampires is one of the most likely.

Their traits already exist in nature and our reality unlike (for example) teleporting demons or instant shapeshifting werewolves.

Do you have any arguments? Do you actually have anything to explain or debunk? No? You're just dumb and butthurt?

Thought so.
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>>19304121
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>>19304198
I'M butthurt?

Wahahahahaha.
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>>19304187
Well good luck then faggot. You'll never find the "vampires" you seek. The vampires that inspired the mythological folklore, are mundane and boring in comparison. Dracula and Nosferatu types of vampires don't and will never exist. So my suggestion is take what info you can get and sift through it and make your own assumptions and stop filling up our board with your shitty threads.
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>>19304219
I don't get it. It's a simple question.

Will dimethyl mercury cause you to go insane and die?
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>>19304227
>Wahahahahaha.
>I'm t-totally not b-butthurt, it's f-funny to me

Stay triggered.

>>19304235
You don't know that for sure though.

Listen, I do not believe that it is likely for any supernatural being to exist and that obviously includes vampire. They probably are not real, however it's not a guarantee. Neither you nor me know all the secrets of this world, so why not stay curious and look for it?

That's how I feel about it. Simple.
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>>19303932
Don't waste your time.
This girl is seriously crazy.
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>>19304240
>Dimethylmercury is extremely toxic and dangerous to handle. Absorption of doses as low as 0.1 mL can result in severe mercury poisoning.

>The toxicity of dimethylmercury was highlighted with the death of the inorganic chemist Karen Wetterhahn of Dartmouth College in 1997. After spilling no more than a few drops of this compound on her latex-glove, the barrier was immediately compromised and within seconds it was absorbed into the back of her hand, quickly circulating and resulting in her death ten months later.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimethylmercury

What do you think?
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>>19304267
I think that, as a general rule, humans will be driven insane and killed by dimethyl mercury.

However, there is a chance that edge-lord RP vampires are affected differently, or even immune.

If the answer is unknown, the natural course of action would be to test.
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>>19304291
You wont even get your damn hands on it.
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>>19304334
That's one of the fun bits about chemistry; if you need a certain chemical, sometimes you can make it. Dimethyl mercury doesn't seem too hard; just dangerous and uncommon due to its toxicity.
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>>19304355
> After spilling no more than a few drops of this compound on her latex-glove, the barrier was immediately compromised and within seconds it was absorbed into the back of her hand, quickly circulating and resulting in her death ten months later.
>extremely toxic and dangerous to handle.

You gonna die.
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>>19304364
Eventually.
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>>19304355
go make it

lots of it

for humanity's sake
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>>19304370
Not sure if trying to feed roleplayers who pretend to be vampires some chemicals is worth a violent and painful death.
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>>19304374
But it's intended for trials on vampires and those with a specific mental state, not humanity as a whole.
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>>19304266
sad
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>>19304422
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>>19304266
>girl
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>>19304460
you need help. go out and breathe in fresh air talk to a doctor enjoy life
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>>19304477
She has posted her youtube channel before.
It's a girl. Ugly and insane girl.
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Assuming vampires exist.

I would like to know what would be some things that would prove without (or little) doubt that the person in question is not only human in a meeting.

Now, you can't demonstrate that you don't age because that takes too long. Drinking blood isn't a supernatural trait either and would be no evidence. A lot of people have sharp teeth and are totally human, no proof either.

I thought possibly about faster regeneration? Like, cutting yourself and showing how quick it heals. But what if it doesn't heal instantly and only half as fast as a human would? So that would be out of question then as well.
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you looking for eternal life?
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>>19304505
Stake em through the heart.
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>>19304490
>tranny
>>>>girl
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>>19304490
>It's a girl. Ugly and insane girl.

Life isn't a beauty pageant and me being ugly or not has nothing to do with my amazing quality as a vampire researcher.

>>19304513
No. I know there are other ways to live eternally but that's not my main interest. I want to confirm vampires exist without a doubt to myself.
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>>19304519
Whats your channel?
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>>19304514
That's an amazing suggestion but I mean them no harm. Anything else that can be done?
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>>19304513
i am.
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>>19304519
what ways?
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I'm going to assume OP is referring to people who identify as vampires, because vampires of fiction are not a proven reality.

The vampires that we know to exist occupy two distinct camps: psychic and sanguinarian.

Psychic vampires believe that they have an intrinsic deficiency in energy, and so they need to 'feed' off the energy of others. Often, they'll visualize black tendrils coming off their auras, seeping the energies of unsuspecting passersby. Officially, they are supposed to meet with specific, consenting partners to conduct their craft, as they consider this a very real procedure.

The other type of vampire, sanguinarian, is someone who believes that they need to consume the blood of another person to sustain themself. They will typically meet with their consenting 'donor' on a set, periodical date. The whole process is very clinical, and not at all romantic or bloody.

Regarding where to contact vampires, just Google vampire forums, blogs, and websites.

Hope this helps point you in the right direction, OP.
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>>19304529
He was probably referring to this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_3YfVdGCDE

Vampire Graveyard Investigation. I'll do it properly one day.

>>19304543
You can approach the topic of eternal life from other ways. Cyborgs, demons, religion, rituals. Things like that.

But I'm not fascinated with vampires mainly because of the eternal life, I don't want to live forever anyway.
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>>19304548
Thank you for being civil but I personally have absolutely no interest in psychics and sanguinarians. I'm not into roleplaying.
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>>19304519
GL
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>>19304490
post the youtube channel and I'll decide for myself
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>>19304554
Youve got a cute accent. Where are you from?
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>>19304577
Germany. I've met like two other germans who are somewhat interested in the topic as well but most people come from other places.
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>>19304560
Then I'm not exactly sure what it is you're looking for. Skulking around disturbed graves, as another user suggested, will only meet you with a necrophile or a grave robber.
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>>19304554
but without immortality they are just gothic mentally ill people
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>>19304602
I'm having the feeling in my heart that vampires exist. I am trying to confirm in the next years of my life if I'm a mentally ill autist or if I'm picking up on something here.

The former is more likely but not confirmed yet.

>>19304607
I do believe a real vampire is immortal (or rather, has an indefinite life span) but eternal life is not the main aspect for me hence why I'm not interested in other, non-vampire ways of eternal life.

Does that make sense?
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>>19304600
Can we see your face in the next video?
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>>19304618
I suppose the first thing to do, then, is outline what you believe a vampire to precisely be. Then, you can start yoir search earnest.
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>>19304626
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGeGYgl7eZCGyk9eMxcFSZA

Here. I internet for you. Lot's of complaining, cleavage and videos of eating cookies. Give a woman a camera I guess.
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>>19304618
If they exist, do you want to be turned?
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>>19304637
>I suppose the first thing to do, then, is outline what you believe a vampire to precisely be.

I believe a vampire is a former human who has been turned (by what exactly I don't know, ritual, other vampire) into a supernatural humanoid. Their two defining traits are:

- Indefinite life span. They don't age, but they can be destroyed.
- They NEED blood. They don't just crave it for fun, they actually need to consume it to not fall apart. How often and how much no clue.

This is what I believe. Anything around it is unclear to me. Can they walk around in sunlight without problems? Do they eat? Do they feel like us?
Do they have any inhumane powers like enhanced sight and smell?

>>19304626
>Can we see your face in the next video?

There's like a million other clips with my face on it in the channel, but for that specific occasion of showing the graveyard it wasn't needed.
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>>19304658
It seems like you have a very specific vision for a cryptid that has no evidence of existing outside of popular continental folklore. Have you done any historical research that might lead you to believe creatures meeting these criteria exist?
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>>19304640
I love you.
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>>19304642
I can't answer that because I don't know what it would actually mean to be a vampire. For example, would I need to leave my family behind forever? Do I have to kill people?

Also, if I'm being realistic I do not think I possess the right traits to be qualified to become one in the first place.

The most important thing for me right now is to confirm their existence.
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>>19304669
It's not that unusual though. Pretty sure most people who believe that vampires do exist possibly agree on "don't age" and "need blood"... no?

>Have you done any historical research that might lead you to believe creatures meeting these criteria exist?

I have looked into historical reports of vampires, of course. But I believe it's mostly propaganda and hysteria of uneducated people (didn't understand the process of decomposition) back then. Most of these cases are easily to explain.

Like I said, as far as my ideas go, I go by my feelings and that's why I'm aware that it is most likely nonsense that my brain just wants to have that way.
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>>19304692
Wouldn't one of the more universal traits be "not alive anymore?"
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>>19304719
What does that mean though? If they move, eat, think, feel and do stuff... how are they not alive?
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>>19304640
THICC
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>>19303881
>skeletons aren't real
I'm sorry, what? Do you not know the thing made of bones inside our body is called?
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>>19304725
Not alive from a medical point of view. I guess that that's also a bit imprecise, though.

I thought that the blood-drinking part came from the fact that they were dead, and needed something from living organisms to keep functioning, and the necessity for human blood being because humans were the only thing close enough to vampires be compatible.
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>>19304765
Hmm, well I guess they could be called undead. Reanimated. To me though pretty much alive.

>needed something from living organisms to keep functioning, and the necessity for human blood being because humans were the only thing close enough to vampires be compatible.

That could be true actually. Makes sense at least.
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>>19304732
Yeah, you like that huh my sweet man?
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>>19304801
i want a THICC gf to teach me ancient sex techniques and sit on my face
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>>19303851
You are all gigantic faggots.
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>>19304841
You would know namefag.
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>>19304776
Can we still fuck them?
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>>19304904
>asking the important questions...

I don't know? And I don't care.
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>>19304904
Do they have orifices?
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>>19304971
Can they suck my dick?
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>>19304978
Do they have orifices capable of suction?
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>>19305000
>>19304978
>>19304971
Why don't you two fags help me find one specimen and then you can ask him (or her) if they want to suck your dick in person.
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>>19303851

Can you just realise you'll never be or meet a vampire and kill yourself already OP. Please?
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>>19305021
You're projecting. Maybe you should take your own advice and end it, son.
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>>19305021
But suicide is a mortal sin!
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>>19305021
Vampires can't die from hanging dumbass.
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>>19305021
This. You try to shut down any conversation that doesn't meet your unrealistic standards. After all these threads, you haven't been satisfied. Just GTFO and make an account on tumblr.
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whats the opposite of a vampire?
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>>19303881
>>skeletons aren't real
Well fuck I guess I'm just a blob
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>>19305054
>not falling for human otherkins who think they are vampires means my standards are unrealistic
>not roleplaying and believing every idiot means I need to go back to tumblr

Alright, kid. You sure are mad.
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>>19305073
it's not even that. you shit on any opinion that you don't agree with. you are just attention whoring at this point. the namefagging makes it obvious.
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>>19305083
I don't shit on every opinion I don't agree with, I have respectfully disagreed with many people and I've said a THOUSAND times (even in this thread) that I could be very wrong about everything I say.

You know what your problem is? Selective perception. Work on it.
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>>19305087
getting all defensive already. just start naming this containment thread after yourself. other people might want to talk about ideas that you don't agree with.
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>>19304640
>>19304640

OP if that is really you why are you not posting your tits and a timestamp first because vampires love tits.
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>>19305065
A virus.
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>>19305094
Your reading comprehension skill is on primary school level. All you want is to argue and ignore the facts.

I ONLY post in these threads and nowhere else. I could shit up the whole board and get "attention" in every thread if I wanted to like other namefags.
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>>19305098
>viruses are real
>ergo vampires must be real
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>>19305103
see. all you do is get defensive and start throwing out lame insults whenever anyone consults you. eat a donut and chill the fuck out.
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>>19305019
I'll help
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>>19305107
He asked for the opposite of a vampire though. :^)
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>>19305109
Explaining facts means you're being defensive? I am not sure why you are so beta anyway.

Is my presence so dominant and over-shadowing that you can't have a conversation with all the other people in this thread? Are you that weak?

Wimp.

>>19305095
>be vampire
>care about random pair of tits

I don't think that's how it works, anon.
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>>19305118
you're doing it again.
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>>19305110
Thank you. If you come across any evidence be sure to share it with us.

>>19305129
You're just weak and I'm too dominant for you to handle. That's why you only cry and never do anything to improve the situation.

The weak should fear the strong. :^)
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>>19305129
No need to be rude
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>>19305135
keep trying to stick a label but you can't. you keep trying so hard because you know you're getting called out.
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>>19305144
>you keep trying so hard because you know you're getting called out.

Shhh, it's fine. I can be your daddy tonight and pat your head.

Just stop crying every day. I'll find a vampire eventually with our without you.
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>>19305144
>>19305135
Both of you shut up.
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Good Lord look at the time!
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>>19305152
No. It's parenting.
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>>19305149
you've been trying for so long and found nothing.
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>>19305154
My work is never done
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>>19305157
1-2 years of interest isn't long though. Just a blink of eyes.
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>>19305156
>>19305157
You're wasting posts and keeping the thread on page one.
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>>19305177
Are you the fucking police? You want to arrest us?

Listen kid, do you understand that by repyling and telling us (me) what to do... you keep this circle in motion? So just leave and be silent.

Unless you have something to say about vampires.
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>>19305165
> 1-2 years
No wonder you're so ignorant.
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>>19305180
such arrogance. this is why you need to fuck off.
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>>19305183
It's funny that people get upset that I don't roleplay and don't accept any psy-lifestyle-faggotry. How ignorant, right?

Well forgive me please, I'm going to change.

Where are those lifestyle psy vampires? Senpaaai, please notice me! Show me how you drain my energy with your thoughts. Hnnng! Yes! Wow! You are a real vampire!

>>19305188
Please get off my dick, I'm already bored of you again.
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>>19305195
>lumping me in with those faggot ass monsters.
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>>19305180
Mostly it's annoying watching a thread about vampires devolve into two people throwing insults at each other.

Anyways, vampire stuff now.

If vampires are essentially walking corpses, they probably have a lower body temperature than humans. You might be able to use a thermal imaging camera to find one.

Speaking of, if vampires have a low body temperature, what stops things like bacteria and fungus from growing in and eating them? That's one of the reasons the human body temperature is so high. Additionally, if vampires aren't "alive" in a traditional sense, they might not have a functioning immune system. How would they prevent becoming a feast for microbes?
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>>19305210
Just call yourself something else, man. You aren't a supernatural, blood-drinking fiend with an indefinite lifespan. You're not a paranormal vampire. You're a ... "special" ... human with possibly vampiric/parasitic traits.
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>>19305195
then quit getting so triggered.
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>>19305224
when did i say that i was a vampire? why are you just assuming things? you're also obviously a newfag.
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>>19305218
>what stops things like bacteria and fungus from growing in and eating them
>How would they prevent becoming a feast for microbes?

Yo, those are some things I never even asked myself before. Good questions.

Honestly from my impression (or what I was told most often by people who claimed to be vampires) is that vampires aren't too different from humans. Allegedly.

They still eat and drink here and there.
They still go out at day time and the sun doesn't burn them alive.
They still have desires to socialize, do normal things and get laid.

Sometimes need to consume blood and don't age. Possibly a bit faster and more sensitive than a human. It's like almost disappointingly normal.

But as usual, all of this could be disinfo or roleplay.

If that was true though they might just as warm as we are and not that much different.
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>>19305238
You're obviously one of those mad psychicfags.

No one else gets upset that I don't consider humans who think they can drain people with their thoughts or who think they age slower (lol) to be real vampires.
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>>19305238
You did imply that you were an entity that could often be considered a "vampire." Assuming that you are >>19305210, of course.
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>>19305244
sorry nigga, i'm human. born of a man and a woman. you're just so lame and easy to mess with. thank you for being our new lolcow.
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>>19305118

Im a vampire and I like boobs.
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>>19305256
wut
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>>19305256
He was shitposting about being a psy vampire in previous threads but is too butthurt now to admit it. Using the exact same pictures and way of talking too.
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Some authentic vamp pics to get the thread back on track.
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>>19305260
You're welcome, I guess? Is the "lolcow" some kind of sacrificial animal? If so, I would state a preference for the Aztec traditions, as opposed to Greek, Roman, Abrahamic, or Hindu ones.
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>>19305275
is that your go-to insult for anyone that doesn't want to slap your fat?
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I took a break from x after annialaiting OP and this thread series is still up...

ok, at least you have defined your criteria for a vampire..and accepted the slowing/ reversing of aging potential.

perhaps we need to look into how blood works in order to avoid talking in circles and raise the overall quality of x
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>>19305288
it means you need to lurk moar.
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>>19305295
it has been shown that an infusion of compatible blood from a young person through IV can have a restorative effect on older people but ingesting it should be right out. the stomach acids would break it down.
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>>19305293
>uses the same exact reaction pictures
>talks the same way
>"I-It's not me, I swear!"

1/10, you tried. I'll go slower on you now it seems like you are genuinely retarded.
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>>19305304
You just need to provide a loving and nurturing environment for the blood to develop in so that it becomes strong enough to resist the psychological abuse of the stomach acid.
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>>19305295
>from x after annialaiting OP

Are you on drugs? That never happened.
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>>19305307
provide archive posts for research plz.
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>>19305295
>annialaiting
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>>19305315
>loving and nurturing environment.
guess that's why vampires never post in this 4chin thread.
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>>19305326
damn she's cute. sauce? who's the lucky human too?
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>>19305328
I'm super loving and nurturing though.
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>>19305328
No that's because they are obsessed with using reaction images and pointing out dubs which inevitably ends up getting them banned.
It's the first complaint I get when they finally get rib-eye'd.
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>>19305356
some legends do tend to portray them as having OCD or ADHD.
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>>19305354
Youre feisty and angry
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>>19305365
They also love accordion music.
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>>19305388
Yeah, true.

Though I don't know what you want? A safe-zone for vampires? Hug box? Only gentle replies?

This isn't a community to find friends and cuddle, I want facts.
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>>19305414
They're not actually dead.
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>>19305422
Yes, I don't consider someone who walks, talks, eats, thinks... to be dead.
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>>19305424
>someone
You shouldn't anthropomorphize monsters.
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>>19305424
Alternate form of life. Like a virus! or a hypothetical AI.
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>>19303851

Can these fucking retards stop making shitty vampire threads?

I fucking swear, If I find any of these mother fuckers I will personally chop off their jacobs, and feed all 8 inches of it to them.

Vampires aren't paranormal, they're fantasy creatures made to appeal to horrorfags, and horny emos and goths that wanna get their rocks off.
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>>19305429
Why are they monsters and humans aren't?
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>>19305434
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>>19305435
Because humans won. Monsters are defined by their deviations from what is considered the norm.
Globally, humans are the norm for civilized societies.
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>>19305432
Hmm, yes. They could be alien in a way but they would be still pretty much alive?

>>19305445
How do you know that humans won? Maybe vampires live among us, eat from us and move stuff behind our backs. And almost no one is aware.
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>>19305449
Because humanity is what you see all around you.
So humans are the norm.
That's also why humanity collectively isn't seen as monstrous and yet an individual can still be seen as deviant enough to warrant the moniker.
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>>19303881
>skeletons aren't real
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>>19305455
I understood that part of your reply. Humans are the norm, so they are not considered monstrous.

But I still don't see how being the norm means you won. If there was a "secret" society of immortals in the shadows living next to us and controlling what we do, aren't they the winners?
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>>19305393
last x-mas there was this dude busking that i happened to walk by that was playing some old Russian music on an accordion. made me want to learn. he was pretty good so I gave him a few bucks. been thinking about at least getting an old squeezebox to play with.
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>>19305460
Depends on what you choose as your meaning for existing. Humanity won if you go by the tried and true "go forth and multiply".
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>>19305465
It's not as complicated as it looks and it can be pretty pleasant to listen to if you're in the right mood.
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>>19305468
>Humanity won if you go by the tried and true "go forth and multiply".

I guess insects are the true champions of earth then...
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>>19305468
Too bad the ones that multiply the most have the shittiest existence. Their own fault though. Stop feeding the wildlife.
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>>19305476
Actually, I'm wrong. It's our fault for feeding them.
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>>19305473
It sounded pretty comfy. I'm a musician too so I stayed and listened for a while before I payed for it.
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>>19305475
There's also the matter of being dependent on humans. Even if you consider "control" as being the ultimate goal of existence they still lose on account of them being parasitical in nature.
The vampire life form is a born loser. :^)
Not that it matters. Everything goes to gray.
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>>19304554
climb over the gate next time what the fuck don't just stand there and complain
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>>19305476
That's not true though.
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>>19305475
>I guess bacteria are the true champions of earth then...
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>>19305484
Humans are parasites too though. We leech off the life around us, plants, animals, earth. I don't see the difference. Then we are losers as well.

At least the vampires would be one step above us in terms of power and control.

>Everything goes to gray.

Eventually, yes.
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>>19305484
All life depends on other life, except at the very bottom of the food chain. Only bacteria could survive without other life. Maybe some fungi.
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>>19305492
You just blew my mind. Yes.

>>19305486
>climb over the gate next time what the fuck don't just stand there and complain

It's TALL! I'm not athletic. And I'm afraid it would collapse under my weight and I get impaled. Or someone steals my bike.

Bad idea.

Only if I knew there were vampires 100% I would have tried.
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>>19303881
Im not real, i think i never was
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>>19305501
went to san francisco a few times. i know faggots are real.
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>>19305493
>>19305496
Yes, everyone's a loser.
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>>19305531
just everyone that gives up. that's the difference.
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>>19305536
>implying you have a choice
I'll be seeing you.
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>>19305531
Pssh. Loser or not, one day I'm gonna give a vampire a fruit basket and touch their paranormal skin so I will ultimately confirm their existence and be aware of one of the biggest secrets in this reality.

That dream will come true.
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>>19305542
kek. we all lose in the end. it's just a matter of when.
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>>19305546
>touch their paranormal skin
Okay. Be sure to let us know how that works out for you.
>>19305552
There is no 'when' in the grand scheme of things. You're already dead.
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>>19305558
I'm thinking that inflicting wounds and healing them fast might be one of the obvious supernatural traits they could have.

So some level of skin interaction has to happen for evidence.
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>>19305558
I knew that a long time ago nigga.
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>>19305569
how fast. how would that work?
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>>19305582
They cut themselves and then you watch the wound close itself within minutes, maybe?

Is that too fast?
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Are vampires in this club?

http://www.kum-split.hr/

Some anon wrote in 2014 that they are.
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>>19305592
I just realised I see a lot less pass users have any idea why?
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>>19305596
Club Cum Cocka
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>>19305572
Just trying to lighten the mood, my man.
>>19305592
Yes.
>>19305596
No.
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>>19305592
just thinking about how that would work within the laws of physics. new tissue and all that would have to come from somewhere.
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>>19305600
I think the majority of pass users doesn't show that they use a pass. I just do it so I don't have to use a trip.

>>19305604
>No

How do you know?

>>19305605
Are there any animals or organisms that regenerate really, really fast?
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>>19305600
not everyone needs to broadcast it. you have to make it show up for it to.
>>19305604
so was i, in an /x/ way.
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>>19305613
I'm glad we're on the same page, fellow perishable.
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>>19305612
not within minutes. that's not normal. it does make me think of my own experience. minor wounds heal or at least clot in seconds to minutes for me. it's due to a blood problem with clotting factors though.
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>>19305612
I just do. Trust me on this.
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Also... about this: >>19305596

The same guy also said her eyes turned bloodshot and her teeth were shark-like, really sharp and long, likes blades. So big that her jaw unhinged.

She bit him and then smeared her own blood on the wound, which healed the bite really quickly. He also said she was incredibly strong, a small woman, and was able to easily hold him down.

I found that encounter interesting. It's pretty different from what people usually claim.
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>>19305596

>translation
are there immortal people here? with or without drinking blood
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>>19305617
>just /x/ things.
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>>19305621
You sound like a mindcontrolled vampire thrall. How would you even possibly know EVERY location?

>>19305619
Normal definitely not. It would be supernatural, just trying to figure out how unrealistic it would be. Like, would it break the laws of reality too hard or not?

That's why I was looking at nature.

>it's due to a blood problem with clotting factors though.

Is there a name for it?
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>>19305624
... Maybe?
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>>19305634
>mind control
They're vampires. Not magic. ;^)
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>>19305639
Please explain how you would know for a fact every location that currently has vampire regulars in the whole world?
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>>19305641
I asked jeeves.
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>>19305634
It would be against the laws of reality hardcore. I'm a bioengineering major.
>Is there a name for it?
It's a problem for people with AB+ blood like me.
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>>19305646
what about Wooster?
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>>19305646
Okay, you're mentally ill. Disregard.

>>19305648
>It's a problem for people with AB+ blood like me.

Ah, yes.

Funny I remember being upset I wasn't AB when I tested myself some months ago because I had this idea that it's the best type because it's rare.

But then I looked into it afterwards and saw how many health issues are connected with AB, so I was glad after all that I had a common blood type.
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>>19305652
Not him. He will set fire to you.
>>19305654
Relax, friendster. Some things are just meant in good fun.
We're all dead in this place. That's what makes it fun.
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>>19305654
we can take blood from anyone but nobody else can take ours. our plasma is universal though so it's sought after. nearly died because of it earlier this year. blood started clotting in my veins for no reason.
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>>19305664
that cheeky bastard.
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>>19305668
>"Blood of Type A and Type AB will clot more readily than the blood of Type O or Type B."
>"The non-O ABO blood type is the most important risk factor for venous thromboembolism (blood clots in veins)"

The more you know. That's actually pretty insane.
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>>19305676
it gets worse. look up pulmonary embolism now and keep in mind that i'm a heavy smoker.
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>>19305680
You are going to die a bit earlier then, I guess. Not too bad is it?

Unless of course you find a vampire...
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>>19305680
and have been for the past 16 years.
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>>19305686
we all will someday. i'm actually ok now because i heal pretty fast. none of us will find a "vampire".
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>>19305692
>none of us will find a "vampire".

Speak for yourself.

I will.
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>>19305694
Some people just don't want to be found.
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>>19305694
I'm sure that will work out well.
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>>19303881
If you ever played with a ouija board you'd be proven wrong
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If immortal vampires exist, then I bet they would never share the gift with ordinary people.
Maybe you have to prove yourself worthy in some way. Perhaps being wealthy, having a lot of power, having possessions that are in their interest, or perhaps having something that one does not even imagine but which is valuable to them. May even be the high-ranking prize of a secret society.

My point is: if you want to find someone so superior, you probably will not find it here and even if you find it, it will not arouse interest in the person to reveal themselves given the level of secrecy of her position. I think the best step would be to be seen by someone up the stairs.
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>>19305812
>immortality
>gift
Fuck outta here
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>>19303851
If you're psychic they have an aura of death also they're plane and very charismatic they'll give off an aura of allure and mystique.
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>>19304198
demons are spirits so they're a different ballgame.
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>>19305918
>Get to shitpost on the internet forever
>Seeing this as a bad thing
You see that X on the upper right corner of your screen? Just go ahead and click that senpai.
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Someone needs to turn this titty monster into a vampire RIGHT ABOUT NOW. These melons have to live until eternity, they are too important to fade.

>>19305918
lifei s what you make of it
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>>19305624
Nah
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>>19305985
I'm not psychic so that's out of question.

>>19305812
The goal is to confirm their existence without a doubt, not to become a vampire. That's quite the difference.
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>>19305999
Why? We have no proof for spirits either, even less.

>>19305805
>If you ever played with a ouija board you'd be proven wrong

I have, several times. Absolutely nothing happened.
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>>19305676
fuck i am ab-
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>>19303851
just go get laid OP you raging virgin
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there are no vampires. Just as there are no Werewolves, pixies, leprechauns, ghosts, zombies. When will this truth enter your mind you autistic fuck
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>>19306525
I don't want to.

Maybe you should get laid yourself so you don't have the pressure to make retarded posts.
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>>19306533
I can't get laid I'm a vampire
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>>19306539
I'm sure you are.
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>>19306543
>Seeks vampires
>Don't believe actual vampires
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>>19306543
That Anon could be a Vampire though, you just threw away the only chance of you having gay ass vampire sparkles.
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>>19306552
>instantly believing random shitposters who make zero effort to explain their case and just say "lol get laid xD" to be actual vampires

The answer is yes. You are retarded.
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>>19306563
WELL YOU'RE GROUNDED GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM
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You all have brain damage.
I miss Bruce. I hope his death was quick and painless
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>>19306660
What's wrong with having brain damage? How is it relevant?

I wish I had even more brain damage to properly understand the posts of this board. Maybe slamming my head against a wall would achieve that.
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>>19306667
Forgot trip.
Brain damage is not good. Hitting wall would probably make it worse
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>>19303851
vampires don't exist you shitposting niggersummerfaggot
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>>19306660
I ain't dead yet
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>>19306685
Welp. Im glad that you are alive but it sucks that I lost bet with NTG.
Anything new?
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>>19306702
The new Castlevania series is pretty good. Other than that, I have nothing.
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>>19304266
best post I've read so far.
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>>19306722
same crazy cunt that goes on an autistic rampage if you even dare question the existence of vampires in every one of these shitty vampire thread.
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>>19306726
You need to stop making shit up. If someone is civil and doesn't go "LOL KILL YOURSELF VAMPIRES ARENT REAL" I wont go on an autistic rampage.

But I don't need to hold back with illiterate retards.
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>>19304554
well if thats really you you are not ugly.
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>>19306734
You don't have to say that but thank you.

People mistake ugly with "not pretty" or "not my type" but that's not what it means. I'm aware I'm not beautiful, but I also know I'm not a repulsive, below-average monster. Physically speaking at least. Most of us aren't ugly.
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>>19306761
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>>19306729
You seem more hostile lately. Are they finally getting on your nerves?

>>19306761
I think people ITT (pretty sure its just 1-2) samefag are saying it just because they think that they can hurt you with it or because they feel like its an argument. Literally elementary school mentality.
Also beauty is in the eye of beholder. Im sure there are people who consider you beautiful. Even if you were like really ugly there would be someone in tge world who would thought that you are beauty
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>>19306777
I like these images
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>>19306791
There's people who even consider "objectively" ugly people (really obese, really horrible skin damage, or whatever) beautiful but that doesn't mean that they would be considered beautiful on average but I know what you mean. You are correct.

>I think people ITT (pretty sure its just 1-2) samefag are saying it just because they think that they can hurt you with it

Yes, possible. I always felt that insulting someones appearance is the most pathetic blow and shows that you have no other argument, that's why I never do that.

On the topic of appearance though, I wonder if vampirism makes a difference. In some stories you turn more beautiful, in others you stay the same and then you also have the tales where the afflicted humans become monstrous and ugly.
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>>19306813
>Yes, possible. I always felt that insulting someones appearance is the most pathetic blow
Its extra pathetic and cowardly because they wont even show their own appearence

>>19306813
>On the topic of appearance though, I wonder if vampirism makes a difference. In some stories you turn more beautiful, in others you stay the same and then you also have the tales where the afflicted humans become monstrous and ugly.
I like to imagine you stay same,maybe younger so wrinkles and shit are gone but otherwise nothing drastic.
Better start getting into shape before someone bites you :^)
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>>19306825
>get turned
>have to spend eternity as a fat blob
>jump into volcano

Sweet destiny.

But seriously, I have a hard time believing that you would be totally frozen in time. If they still eat and drink and use their energies then I'm sure you can change your body even afterwards.
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>>19306834
If they eat and drink...
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>>19305054
this guy gets it
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>>19306843
Only one way to find out.
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more Hematology, less rambling

also, does OP believe in immortality outside of being a vampire
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>>19306834
>>get turned
>>have to spend eternity as a fat blob
>>jump into volcano
>Sweet destiny.

Delaying Selene ritual until Im 110kg/ 5% bodyfat desu. Better sure than sorry!
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>>19306890
>also, does OP believe in immortality outside of being a vampire

I do. I am sure that (if immortality exists at all, or rather INDEFINITE LIFESPAN) that there could be other ways to get it. I mean, paranormal ideas aside, humanity will unlock the secrets of our bodies and make it reality in a few centuries I believe.

But as I said before I personally am not really interested in living forever anyway.

>>19306892
5% bodyfat? :^)

Biting on you then must feel like chewing on a dried out, burned chicken.
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>>19306734
She's not ugly.
Just arrogant and insane.
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>>19306919
And RUDE. Many tears were shed when she called me derranged psychopath!

>>19306901
8% or whatever is cutoff for abs minimum!

Dat healthy blood tho. No cholesterol at all. Blood light for vampires watching their caloric intake. Also perfect for diabetic vampires!
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European vampire here.
I am extremly white and skin glows/shines when I'm in contact with light/sun. Nothing like in that twilight stuff or something.
My pupils are extremly dilated, all the time, it doesn't cause refraction when in contact with light.
AMA
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>>19306959
Can you prove your vampire status somehow?
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>>19306939
Healthy isn't always tasty though. Give me that cake... and donut... and pizza... and... and....

>And RUDE. Many tears were shed when she called me derranged psychopath!

Apologies. I take it back. You're a sane, kind and non-violent young/old man.

>>19306959
Do you have any clear, distinctinve supernatural abilities or are you just a human tumblr-otherkin vampire who think he's a vampire because he has a few "odd" traits that thousands of other people have too.

Dilated pupils and glowy skin are not supernatural.
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>>19306970
I could prove it with a picture of my skin but I'm afraid light is not strong enough at this hour (it's 20pm here) and considering I have a potato phone, it's best to take a picture with morning light, so I could prove it tomorrow. Would rather not post my eyes though.
>>19306971
I guess healing fast and being an athlete could also be considered part of my vampire attributes. I'm not a degenerate tumblr tier.
It started when I was around 8, I *caught* a sickness that is extremly rare for childs to have (my mother had the same thing happen to her when she was a child) and I got operated. I still have scars where they operated, and I got extremly weak, it took me about 6 months to recover.
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>>19303851
Alchemist here
You mix up
>Living Algae
>Shit (dunno ask crowley about it)
>Water
>Salt
>Benzene
>Mercury
>Sun/Gold (sunflowers et cetera work)
you add it into your body and you become a vampire. THere's a certain beast living on the moon that's responsible for the full moon freakshow that occurs to vampires.
>hunger
>activating superpowers
>shit like leaving this world

fbi dont ban
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>>19307005
Do you understand that being an "odd" snowflake human doesn't make you an immortal, paranormal being? There is no difference between you and a guy from tumblr who thinks he is a dragonkin because he had a weird vision when he was 10 years old and since then he can smell better and people think he ages slower.

It's confirmation bias/self-suggestion, your delusional mind wanting to be special and just all totally normal human traits.

You're a human. You age. You eat. You shit. You fuck. You don't need blood to survive. You get sick. You can't grow fangs. How are you a vampire?

Your skin is also doesn't sparkle and glow in sunlight in unusual ways because if it did, you would be a known sensation.
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>>19303851
VAmpires are not blood sucking monsters but energy sucking entities. They are like sucubus type but in human form. It's just people that want to kill your vibe or that's drain you from your energy by either being around you or negatively perceiving you. They tune you into their vibrational like state.
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>>19307047
>it's the "annoying people are vampires!" meme

Get out.
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>>19307047


OP doesnt believe in the blood sucking or burning skin parts

you must be new to this guy
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>>19307054
I absolutely do believe in the blood sucking part. Burning skin I do not know, but it is likely that vampires have some kind of issues with sunlight. Let me repeat:

I believe a vampire is a former human who has been turned (by what exactly I don't know, ritual, other vampire) into a supernatural humanoid. Their two defining traits are:

- Indefinite life span. They don't age, but they can be destroyed.
- They NEED blood. They don't just crave it for fun, they actually need to consume it to not fall apart. How often and how much no clue.

This is what I believe. Anything around it is unclear to me. Can they walk around in sunlight without problems? Do they eat? Do they feel like us?
Do they have any inhumane powers like enhanced sight and smell?
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>>19307011
pls respond
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>>19307031
After being operated on as I got healthier my mom got weaker and she died. after hitting puberty at 12 I stopped aging and growing, back then I was 5'11 and I still am today, at 20 years old. You can compare my face in pictures from back then to now and you can see nothing has changed, no bones growing, nothing. I am also a woman, telling it because I feel it's important for the story. I am light sensible, my skin glows and ends up hurting (slightly, like a tiny needle hitting you) my pupils take up 90% of my eyes, it makes them extremly black so I wear the colored stuff that changed your eye color, I forgot the name. I am an athlete, I compete professionaly (and I'll stop here otherwise it's just doxing myself at this point) I have not gotten sick after my mom died, who told you vampires had to have fangs? I literally only eat beef, everything else makes me sick. Haven't tried human blood. I can read minds, but I still haven't fully understood how it works, sometimes it just happens, and I don't know how to trigger it. I have the *power* to draw men to me but it's probably just because I am an attractive female, so I don't think it counts. My bones also do not break, and I have above average reflexes. Maybe you're not convinced, but there are things I obviously left out and that I can't tell you, but I hope it will be enough.
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>>19307071
>Burning skin
vamp here

We do not feel pain that much so i burnt my skin with a cigarette
>inb4 sodium in cigarettes
nigga we solved air pollution with vampirism
I spoke to you before and shall henceforth use a name.
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>>19307103
So, what happens if I put a knife into your leg, you don't feel that? It doesn't bother you?

Pain indifference is still human.

>>19307101
>after hitting puberty at 12 I stopped aging and growing

Let me get this straight. You're a professional athelete whos skin inhumanly sparkles in the sun, who looks exactly like 12 year old kid and you can read minds.

>and I have above average reflexes

Please demonstrate this real quick here:

https://www.humanbenchmark.com/tests/reactiontime
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>>19306971
>Apologies. I take it back. You're a sane, kind and non-violent young/old man.
Why do I feel like it is not honest
:thinking:

>>19307005
How fast healing? What sickness?
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>>19307101
Shit storm of autistic namefags incoming to shit on you. I'm similar but a guy. This place is not for us.
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>>19307137
Tumblr is the right place for you guys. A lot of otherskins are there. Or maybe open an otherkin or mental illness thread?
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>>19307126
you know, if i really liked you, i would let you.
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>>19307139
>the usual response again.
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>>19304554
No lie I'd fuck the shit out of you.
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>>19303881
D E L E T
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>>19307145
>all this damage control

You faggots just got buttblasted to the next dimension and called out for not being supernatural creatures.

>>19307144
Do you age at all? I don't know who of the posters you are.
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>>19307126
>Let me get this straight. You're a professional athelete whos skin inhumanly sparkles in the sun, who looks exactly like 12 year old kid and you can read minds.
Yes, my sport is luckyly praticed indoors and I am able to wear something that hides most of my body so I don't have any problem regarding this. I do not look like a 12 years old, it's that at 12 years old I looked late teens already. Yes, my mom had this ability too, when we were far apart she would always tell me to stop thinking x or y. Your reaction time test has fails because the material you use greatly influences your score. (internet and mouse.)
>>19307133
If I cut myself there little to no blood going out and the scaring erases itself in a few hours depending on how deep it is. I won't name the disease because it's quite rare as I mentionned, sorry.
>>19307137
It's alright anon.
>>19307139
You belittle us when you're the one autistic roach whoring yourself out on twitch for money, come on? No one is more tumblr or special snowflake here than you are, you are extremly rude.
You look for people and when these people take risks (I am actually taking real risks because I am a known ahtlete) you act all haughty insulting us? Fuck you too then, you're an inferior human and your case doesn't help knowing you're also a shitskin. Mistakes were made telling my story here, goodbye.
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>>19307137
>I'm similar but a guy.
But we dont know if she is retarded yet!
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>>19303881
>ghosts and demons aren't real
Use an ouija board once and say that again
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>>19307156
>You belittle us when you're the one autistic roach whoring yourself out on twitch for money, come on?

You sure are mad for being called out on your delusional roleplay. :^)

Your logical fallacy is ad hominem. Look it up, you're welcome.

All of you fags need to understand that this is a thread for PARANORMAL VAMPIRES. You want to circlejerk about your psychic abilities and schizophrenia? Your astral waifus and glowing skin? Go and open "mental illness" general.

Simple as that.
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>>19307154
>do you age at all
I'm not always a vampire. In fact, I ran into some troubles with politicians and civilians about vampires being as deadly as nukes. inb4 sell-out vampire. I had some stuff inside my body that prevented me from turning back into a vampire.
SO to the question whether I age, I'm only 22. I don't really have visible aging.

ayyliums won't allow anti-aging for some reason while I'm all
>I hope you're happy for us

>is with souls constantly
>lone wolf thing from patriot act
>the new world orde
>>19307156
>and can read minds
we got a babylonian over here
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>>19307156
>I won't name the disease because it's quite rare
What kind of batshit logic is that?
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>>19307169
Your blood sucking, flying vampire does not exist. You've been influenced by the jewish propaganda that shows us as monsters, I don't understand why you're so full of hatred and lack of mannerism, but as I said, as a disgusting roach it doesn't come out as a big surprise. As someone depicting histrionic personnality traits you should be the one getting a mental health check. You're in full denial when something contradicts what you believe is a vampire and you begin to be aggresive. This is surely not healthy.
>>19307176
I just doxed myself already, there's no reason to add oil on the fire.

All discussion here is pointless, and jewish fairytails believers are going to jump at your throat if your vampirism isn't the one they have been lied about. I had fun though, so thank you.
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>>19307101
That sound mostly like a medical condition, or a group of them. The mind reading thing might have something to it if it works, though it honestly seems suspicious that you have no idea how it works. You might just be good at figuring out how others think. Have you ever actually been in a situation where it would be likely for your bones to break?

>>19307011
That's not how chemistry and biology work. Algae and feces are complex; there's many different species of algae (kelp is one) and feces varies depending on the individual's health, diet and microbiome. Benzene is a carcinogenic component of crude oil and generally a bad thing to come into contact with. Mercury is a metal neurotoxin with an unusually low melting point. Gold is incredibly resistant to chemical reactions; pure gold can be used in food because it is inert and won't react with the human body at all. The only way that mixture could be plausible is magic. Please explain how this is supposed to work.
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>>19307197
>calls other people roaches, shitskins and whores just because she was called out on her roleplay and then complains about me being "hateful"

Ironic. But I guess it's because you're not the brightest candle on the cake so I will let that huge logic error slide.

:^)
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>>19307197
>I just doxed myself already, there's no reason to add oil on the fire
Thats not how it works.I could tell you I have osteoporosis and you still woupdnt be any closer to discovering my identity.On the flipside, if its so extremely rare that only 3 people have out, then you would already be famously known and easily searched on the internet for that type
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>>19307197
kill yourself
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>>19307156
I would "whore" myself on twitch too if I could! You are whoring yourself when doing your sport so what?
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>>19307225
She's using her body too. What a whore.

>Sharia intensifies
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>>19307197
>"you dont believe that Im a vampire? Go get a mental check!"
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>>19307210
>he only way that mixture could be plausible is magic
spot on...
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>>19307229
>cant bait with your body as male on twitch
M-muh patriarchy
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>>19307316
Alright then.

Magic. How does it work?
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This is what happens when you let hundreds of vampires into one city.

http://www.croatiaweek.com/video-fires-raging-on-the-dalmatian-coast/
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>>19307321
Hmm. You can, in a way. Well men are by far the more successful streamers on Twitch. The females are a joke compared to the money they make...
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>>19307362
Are you that was the fault of vampires or rather the fault of degenerate, drunk youth?
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>>19307359
My intenstines are magic. How should I explain?
I could drink mercury and get the magical benefits from it, but without this magic, it would be indeed harmful.

And of course, there is plants with (planet) mercury correspondence.

>shit
It's the microbiological culture and where it's been (magic intestines again)

>algae

I used the kind you find on beaches
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>>19307362
Come to Czechia already I want to meet you
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>>19307378
How?
There are thousands of channels on twitch. You need to bait them somehow. You can do that as boob lady easily
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>>19307402
Twitch is overloaded with pretty women though. Just having a big pair of boobs, a beautiful face or huge ass will not equal success in any way. Back in the day they got upset over cleavage, nowadays... hardly.

Basically it's like this:

It is easier for women to achieve mediocrity. It is harder for them reach excellence.

I guess it's kinda like the supposed IQ distribution of genders. That compared to women, men have more low IQ people but also more high IQ people. Just my thoughts.
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>>19307386
Why those specific ingredients, though? What does each substance do? How do they interact with a human body? Does the proportion of each matter? Does the size of the dose matter? If the Microbes are the important bit, does it have to be vampire feces? Could you just grow them in a petri dish instead of using feces?
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>>19307434
Do not drink the milk he brought. Old men bear poison in their hearts.

Just a tip.
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>>19307385
Calen lost his, ah, cool, and killed Larry, then he tried to burn his body and now a millennia old city might go to the shitter.
I'm probably going to lose internet access soon. I'm sure you're all weeping over that.
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>>19307461
That's sad. Do you need a new home? There's a comfy place for you in his >>19307402 basement.
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>>19307434
>why those specific ingredients
I got them from a military program testing lycans and vamps.
>what does each substance do
the algae have a certain living property reacting to the moon, the shit and the algae form the basic living substance of the vampiric creation, the benzene is like fat cells in a human body (storing energy or smth). THere is more but I personally don't know. Proportions certainly matter and with the right proportions you get better quality vampirism. You only need one dose (its a disease after all) because the algae and the shit transmuted through the mercury live on within and with your body. Human feces work perfectly fine and there is an alternative to feces involving two different ingredients but I do not know these ingredients. You could grow the entire thing in a petri dish.
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>>19307469
Nah, this is just a sign, time to move. Gonna get a little bar on the Miami Beach.
You know how it is when you get excited to see friends you haven't seen in a long time, then when they come you suddenly remember your friends are assholes?

Such is life.
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>>19307471
What's with the gold then?
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>>19307493
Do you have any vampire friends in Germany that I can say hello to? You said you meet them again.
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>>19307452
At least this might be testable. Should probably test on animals first, though.
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>>19307506
The "Vamp" guy seems like a nice fellow but he is obviously insane as fuck. Let me quote him:

>I ran into some troubles with politicians and civilians about vampires being as deadly as nukes
> had some stuff inside my body that prevented me from turning back into a vampire.
>ayyliums won't allow anti-aging for some reason while I'm all
>new world order

I mean you can go through the trouble and test it out if you want to.
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>>19307416
And its even more overloaded with guys.
Your "girl meduocrity" is already pretty good.

Imagine I start streaming LoL. How would people find me? They open LoL games on twitch,scroll down and see dozens faggots with 0-5 viewers. Why would they click on then?
Now imagine they see girl there baiting with her breasts. Who are they more likely going to czech out?

>>19307469
I dont have basement

>>19307461
Come to Czechia/Germany. We will give you the fruit basket as welcome gift.
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>>19307497
The gold has obviously to do with the sun (and therefore with the full moon), It goldens the life in the other ingredients into something solid (see vibrational frequencies in metals, gold being the most solid)

by the way

>the vampirism as a drug meme

You simply need to feed a shit ton and theres a fat chance someone was feeding you when you had any real powers.

I'd have to feed on two entire humans to be even able to teleport again. Normally. Sometimes when the stars are right, however, a few drips of blood are enough and with the proper meditation you could move yourself to another part of the universe.
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>>19307527
Yes, but you need to understand that a lot of girls who bait with their bodies have almost no viewers either. Also, most people strongly dislike streamers like that.

Without a DOUBT using my body has helped me personally a lot to gain a loyal audience, but it was more about me putting on a show and entertainment every day. It was quite exhausting.

>They open LoL games on twitch,scroll down and see dozens faggots with 0-5 viewers.

That's normal though, if you don't have connections or extreme skill, you will need to grind your way up.

You could also paint your face and start dancing?
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>>19307523
I've been and am in some ancient orders that use telepathy to rule the world and they work together with politicians.

>insane as fuck
It's just the beast, anon. I hope you understand.
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>>19307543
How does one unlock their own beast?
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>>19307534
Do you have any records from when you started? I would like to see how your english and accent got better(if)
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>>19307532
By vibrational frequency do you mean molecular vibration or that thing where vibrating solid objects create waves of varying pressure in the air which our ears interpret as sound?
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>>19307562
to go apeshit insane (i listen to metal on this) add

Negative Jesus Christ

Fuck around with ingredients to make it lasting

>fucking around with alchemy is dangerous and you need a sensible mind for it


>>19307576
You know... Both. Also spiritual vibration.
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>>19307534
>You could also paint your face and start dancing
Only if you will give me sub :^)
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>>19307576
>sound
On a spiritual level, though. How my eye interprets it.
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>>19307586
But you can change the frequency of sound vibrations by changing the shape of an object. Also, to put gold in a mixture, you'd have to use gold powder or chloroauric acid or something, and those don't really produce sound.
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>>19307566
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIx6HJjRnZU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-smRqODjs-I

Those are both from 2~ years ago? And also 100kg less heavy. :^) You can kinda hear a difference.
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>>19307606
>>19307602

Your questions contain the following errors

>you'd have to use gold powder
sunflower would work. read again.

>and those don't really produce sound

nothing produces sound on its own unless you're listening spiritually.

>audible sound

Yeah, maybe with a molecularily sensitive microphone that picks up energetic vibrations

With such a microphone, you could perceive beings from other dimensions and ghosts of deceased people.

^ you know this spiritually
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>>19307601
It's relatively easy to get a sub button now. You need only 3-6 viewers? "Back in the day" you needed 150-300.
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>>19307607
Thx will czech it once Im back at home
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>>19307607
why are you wearing the satanist cross?
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>>19306151
>he thinks the internet will exist forever
>he thinks humanity won't destroy itself
>he thinks spending an eternity floating in the dark by yourself with no outside stimuli is a gift
Fuck outta here
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OP i must be an idiot.

The benzene also reacts to ingested blood.
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>>19307629
So you just have to use something "representing" the sun? Is there any reason I can't just write "太陽" on a slip of paper and mix that in? Actually, why doesn't the hydrogen in the water work as a "sun" provider? The sun's mostly made out of hydrogen, after all.

Also, I'm not certain that things like ghosts and entities from places with different laws of physics and reality would interact with the material world in a predictable, detectable way, if at all. They might be made of something other than matter, meaning they might not be affected by gravity, light, or contact with substances with mass. It seems strange to assume that they would cause things to vibrate, or for things vibrating to affect them.
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>>19307652
>why are you wearing the satanist cross?

It's the cross of Saint Peter, son.
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>>19307688
>So you just have to use something "representing" the sun?
I prefer the term "containing".

>Is there any reason I can't just write "太陽" on a slip of paper and mix that in?
You could but the de facto ingredient would be the charged intended thoughtform you made there

>this kind of knowledge
I'm proud.
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>>19307641
Cool I take that as yes.
How much % of your sub money twitch keeps?
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Also

>Is there any reason I can't just write "太陽" on a slip of paper and mix that in?

I do this all the time with thoughts alone. My personal alchemical laboratory. It works. Something to do if you're more experienced?
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>>19307745
They take 50% for normal people. If you have a ton of subs you can get better terms.
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>>19307737
If the mixture is supposed to modify the microorganisms found in the human digestive system, why do you need to add feces? If it's going to be drank, it would come into contact with your intestines and the microorganisms there anyways.
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>>19307148
sauce on the pic? gorgeous.
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>tfw varangian anon has died in the croatian city fire before he could tell us where his other european vampire brothers and sisters are
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>>19307771
>>19307771
>If the mixture is supposed to modify the microorganisms found in the human digestive system, why do you need to add feces?

Feces are a holy thing in Thelema for their magickal properties and the mercury and sun completely change the behaviour of the remaining ingredients.

Again, it's AL chemistry. Stuff like "Live", "Let there be light" or "walk on two feet"
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>>19307785
condoleances
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>>19307785
Varangian?
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>>19307832
Varangian or Ragnarson is what he calls himself. He's not croat.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Varangians

That's why he said ask the bartender (he) about the Varangian (himself)... and that is what this text was referring to:

"The Varangian is going mad. He is very old, turned by the Lady Anna Komnene herself. His memory is faltering, he is...speaking to phantoms in waking hours. You know that character Lurch from the Adams Family? That's the fucking Ragnarson. Only he fucks people literally to death. I need to call Houston and clean the shit up."
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>>19307844
I see... yesterday I watched some urban exploring(and not only urban) videos. In some of them there were vampire lairs without a doubt! I will post it once I get home.

Urban exploration is great. Thats something I would like to do
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>>19307900
Wait until new thread before you post them or they might go to waste!
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>>19307900
>there were vampire lairs without a doubt!
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>>19307915
Then hurry up with shitposting! I will come home at midnight
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>>19307925
Yes, I'll post a new thread in a moment.




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