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your brain and psychological disorders are more influenced by your diet and how the thousands of gut microbes react to it than you know.


the real ayyys are microscopic bacteria
we are slaves to bacteria, the world is a bacteria war
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your not wrong

but, that's not the bigger picture.
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>>19718329
mitichlorians? can i poop them out?
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>>19718329

why are gays REALLY gay???

makes you think dont it, bacterial exchange
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But wait
If there is no free will, then the little dudes don't have control either
So what controls THEM?
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>>19718363
The jews
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>>19718363
chemical reactions
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>>19718373
No, it's the jews.
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>>19718376
no fuck off
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>>19718329
So what is the best diet?

VEGAN?
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>>19718373
But what controls THOSE?
since the beginning of the universe only one timeline has been possible, based on the eventual interactions of all the particles and shit, determined by their trajectories and positions and mass and all that
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>>19718376
Insects don't have free will either dumb-stupid-idiot-butthead
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>>19718380

Science, physics, Atomic level metabolism
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>>19718389

A bacteria cell

note DNA inside
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>>19718399
Aww, it's so cute!
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>>19718329

AND without them, you would literally die for MANY reasons. Without your personalized arsenal known as your microbiome, you wouldn't be able to digest food, your immune system would be shit, and your barren body would be empty and available for colonization by actually harmful bacteria to name a few. The chemicals they produce and consume based on your diet and other biochemical factors varying form person to person have an effect on you true, but at a chemical and hormonal level. They arent sentient beings pushing buttons in your brain so that you do their bidding. And that fact that we are aware of them and know what causes them to affect us in certain ways means we can make changes to ourselves (e.g. diet, exercise, sanitation) for better outcomes. There is a reason prebiotic foods and probiotics are an important part of a healthy diet. It's largely a symbiotic relationship.

Microbes are cool af
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>>19718329
We're not slaves, old man, we're symbiotic.
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>>19718329
you got 2 times as many bacteria in your body than human cells, but we are more than a vesse to them, we are the most complex symbiosis in the known universe
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>>19718329
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, What if we are all just bacteria inside one big alien?
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>>19718468
plus they are space filling too..if that space wasnt filled by the good (or neutral) bacteria, then the pathogens come in and give you that disease
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Here’s a fun fact, your gut has an enormous mass of nerve cells in and around it. In fact, Your gut has twice as many nerve cells as the brain of a cat and it acts autonomously.
Additionally, you have taste buds in your stomach that don’t connect with your brain, but interface with the aforementioned nervous system.
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>>19719344
The Entric Nervous System could serve as an interface, facilitating the interaction between the microbiome and the human. It’s a way of allowing bacteria to hitch a ride and have a vote in the control of the organism.
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Delet dis thread
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Everyone in this thread needs to read these books. Greg Bear writes awesome hard sci-fi.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_Music_(novel)
>what if all you cells become conscious? what happens to you? if consciousness affects reality, what happens to reality?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitals_(novel)
>what if someone could use bacterial gene transfer as a means of mind control?
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>>19718329
I'll say this.
For over a year, in 2015, I went on a decently healthy diet. Never drank any soda or sugared drink almost ever except 2 or 3 times with friends the entire time. I ate organic, grass fed hot dogs with no unnatural stuff in it. Ate a good serving of fruits and vegetables at least every other day, made those bitter vegetable smoothies with all the good stuff, ate a good serving of healthy chicken every day, never ate sugary desserts, ate some non GMO potato chips, ate veggie chips, made eggs and toast some mornings, drank a glass of green tea every morning, never ate bacon, did that whole lemon water shit and it didn't help much.
Clarity of mind and concentration levels weren't helped at all. Sexual desire and libido wasn't increased.
Stopped all of that and now eat ice cream every once in a while (2 times a week, less sometimes, more sometimes) and don't get much fruits and veggies and yetI feel the same. It's been over a year since then....
I guess if you're body badly needs stufd, maybe I'm just fortunate, idfk
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AND, what if that bug alien was just one of many big aliens, living inside an even bigger alien, which lives inside a fuckhuge alien, which lives inside a really fuckhuge alien? Where does it end? Is it just giant aliens all the way up? Can the same be said going down
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>>19719573
Also, I did all this to try to helo constant headaches and dizziness I've been experiencing for the last 4 years that all my doctors just say "Oh, maybe it's a middle ear problem, chronic sinus problem" after seeing many docs for years. Before then, they kept saying it "must be anxiety"... Even with better healthcare in US, there's still alot of overpaid, incompetent doctors...
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is this why some people are into anal more than others
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>>19718329
>has never fasted before
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>>19718329
Fuck off prokaryoticniggers, my blood type is 100 proof. You have no power here. I shit you all out years ago. It was a full on shitagheddon on your shitty kind.
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>>19718329
We ARE bacteria dumb bih
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Of course, how easy to project all free will onto an unseen force. Would you like to start praying to these bacteria?
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>>19719443
(((who)))
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>>19718329
Go to bed Dad you are drunk
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>>19719359
Somebody screencap this so when it turns out to be true you can post it on Reddit.
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>>19718379
I think so.
Want bacteria do you want in you?
Plant eating ones or flesh eating ones?
You are flesh btw.
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>>19718825
>>19718986
This.
They are our allies if we work with them.
They become our enemies if we forget them or fight them.
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>>19718468
Then why do I have IBS
Sidenote, I've spent over 1K on probiotics of various kinds and they've never helped. I think the first 20 doses helped but could just be placebo.
Probably different for others.
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I was wondering why my asshole stopped bleeding after I cleaned up my diet and got sober...
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>>19718378
That's a weird picture of a jew.
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>>19718329
I do have free will. What you don't understand is the meaning of the word "I." I was never a single, individual organism, but a collective consciousness from literally millions of organisms. I am a country and my country has freedom.
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meat eaters are addicted and it makes them lusty, passionate, prone to anger, egotistic, and incapable of truly feeling empathy and sympathy for others outside their tribe.

if you become a vegan your family will object; not for your health, but to prevent becoming aware of their sins and facing the horror. the pleasure they derive from meat is sick and no different than that of a serial killer.

>jeffrey dahmer kills 17 gay guys
>over 900 years prison sentence
>condemned as evil
meanwhile
>mr fahmer kills billions of animals
>hes a good man, wave to him
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>be pol and x
>oy vey no habbenings, im so bored
meanwhile every day billions of animals are being brutally killed in shockingly evil death factories

i think this is so horrific that we can't focus on it for very long and that's why it continues. it's become so massive, the murder is on such a mass scale, that it becomes nothing to us at all. i used to think it was ok to eat meat because i didn't personally kill the animal for my own food, but now i find the thought of ever taking pleasure in eating meat to be very cruel. if your friend killed and ate your dog, and enjoyed it, and acted like his enjoyment was his god given right and not sadistically evil, you would beat his dumb ass into the pavement.
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>>19718468
Nerd
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try telling a child who loves animals dearly what meat is, how it's made, etc. if eating meat is so natural for humans, why would a child without years of cultural amnesia over meat eating find it reprehensible? that natural shock and horror of the young human is where we should all be, not in the indifferent sadism that takes pride and pleasure in the thought of killing and consuming animals.
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>>19725393
art bell often told the story of how, as a child, his father gave him a gun, and he used it to shoot a squirrel, which he immediately regretted as he saw the animal clinging to life and then dying. he never killed anything again - yet, one wonders, did he give up eating meat and become a vegetarian or vegan? we have fooled ourselves into thinking that it's ok just because we didn't commit the murder and have to witness the terror of death. i personally don't see a difference between killing animals and killing humans; in many cases, the animals are better beings than the humans and more deserving of life. and if we are speaking of intelligence, awareness, etc then the ordinary housecat is more self-aware and smart than most human drones.
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>>19719344
What... weird as fuck if true.
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Not everyone is high in bacteria. Bald, hairy and people with fat guts are high in bacterias. Think Joe Rogan, he actually has the physical features of a parasite. A lot of jews look like this. Culturally they eat a lot of bread (made with yeast) and sugar, probably the main reason why they grow so much bacterias.
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>>19720178

Absolutely. When you lust for anal porn it's a sign of high bacterial count. I've experienced the change many times and don't lust for it anymore. High bacterial count also increases homosexual urges, these habits increase their survivability.
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>>19725312
>lettuce screams when pulled from the ground
>think of all the vegetables you murdered and ate!
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>>19725623
擀你妈妈的臭鸡白
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>>19725434
That's a fact, not speculation
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>>19725312
i've been vegan for about 9 mths
i've never been so angry in all my life
oh, and i pure hate every fuckin thing
vegan
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>>19725312
and veganism is fuckin up my health
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>>19718329
The bacteria is me, I am the bacteria

prevo me wrong
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>>19725312
>wild animals are evil serial killers
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>>19726394
Can't, you are most certainly parasitic.
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I'm eating nothing but yogurt and kimchi, why do I still feel like shit?
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>>19726354

maybe you're doing it wrong?
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>>19725042
You're eating something you're allergic to.
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>>19725312
Hi Onision, you fucking fag.
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>>19725312
Animals are incapable of suffering
Scientists are beginning to theorize that some plants are capable of feeling pain
Your personifying animals by projecting your guilty fee fees on them




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