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Hey guys I made some berserk tarot cards. I didnt finish them yet theres only 20 right now. I will use a rng to choose which one I draw.

Does anybody want a berserk card reading? You only get one card so you better be feeling lucky!

Heres the info I want so that I can understand you better.

1-Age
2-The color that resonates with you at this moment
3-Your current most immediate desire at this moment.
4- Tell me one thing about you that you find distinctive in your character.
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>>19740276
26
Purple
That all the stalking, gossiping and harassment i've been enduring for years fucking my life stops(i'm a male btw, just in case)
My resilience
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>>19740290
Can i get a general reading please?
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>>19740276
22
Red
Finding a qt and getting laid

My intelligence
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25
Purple
Beer
Strange sense of humor
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>>19740290
>My resilience
Ah man you got gaston. Hes not that bad I guess.

Based on this youd have to find a strong friend. Somebody who can help you feel safe energetically. It could just be a group of friends it doesnt have to be one. You can also try to make yourself stronger, but that is difficult.
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>>19740312

Suddenly this thread doesn't look serious anymore.
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>>19740304
Based on the draw you can control your own fate. Although you probably wont. Your best option is to be a weak slave to the women. If you want the girl and you ignore that she is in control of you then that is one way to succeed. You can also aquire knowledge to become stronger. I think you might not want to do this because you picked the color red. In the end whichever path you pick will lead to cutie sex because red is good at that.
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>>19740315
Honestly Gaston is the worst card out of all of them, my other cards are really good.
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>>19740309
Youll probably get the beer. Although you might want to find something bigger in life. Most likely your fate is to just settle for beer for the rest of this life time. Maybe in your next life you can be something else.
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>>19740312
Thanks for the read
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>>19740320

Yeah but the way you wrote it... it feels like a joke.
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>>19740325
You were just unlucky at this moment. You dont seem like a Gaston kind of guy.
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>>19740330
I needed to make some of the cards funny to diversify it out.
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>>19740276
27
Red
To shit
Don't do prescription drugs
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>>19740339
You have strength of character. You can fight your way through something rough. Maybe you were born into poor circumstances. Your goal is retarded so I cant say much on that.
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>>19740276

1- 29
2- Usually red or black.
3- Due to a recent situation, my most immediate desire now is health.
4- Reflexive and critical.
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>>19740316
>god hand

Damm that sounds badass

I'll have yo get a qt asap
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>>19740348
>3- Due to a recent situation, my most immediate desire now is health.

Your health may be a big issue. I feel it isnt fading,but rather it is painful. You may have to lose something in order to gain health. You should learn to feel pleasure without any substances. Contemplate what could be the pleasure of death.
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>>19740276
22
Black smooth, glistening black

Desire to be an alpha among men, a strong leader

I have courage
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27
pink
money
how quickly i learn new things
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>>19740360
You can become an alpha. It feels like you are already half way there. You only need to learn to stop forcing or resisting things. Become less self aware, if you are less self aware you can feel more instinctive.
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Ooh I want one
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>>19740366
The boat isnt always a bad thing. It just means you should focus on something else. Maybe money just isnt your thing. You can either wait for it or learn to live without it.
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>>19740390

you can't live without money when you have bills to pay.
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>>19740390
Sorry forgot the picture.
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>>19740276

30
Purple
Freedom - financial, from parasitic people, etc, just freedom to leave and wander for a while
Stubborness - I'm very rigid once I decide to do something, I stick it through until it explodes in my face & breaks me or I win
Ty
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>>19740359

As weird as it might sound, I recently began fasting to help my health.
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>>19740394
Then have less bills.
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>>19740403

that's the worst advice i've ever heard
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>>19740398
>Freedom - financial, from parasitic people, etc, just freedom to leave and wander for a while

You can wander around like skull knight. But the wandering will only make you feel the misery that encouraged you to wander in the first place.

>>19740412
I just save all my money and dont buy stupid stuff.
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20
Lilac
I want a qt gf
Adaptability/creativity
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>>19740424
>I want a qt gf
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>>19740359

Oh and, I forgot, thanks for the reading.
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>>19740427
So I guess keep going with my hustle? Card hit a bit close to home, but tell me is there anything else apart from what I might stumble on my path? Ty anon
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>>19740374
Thanks senpai
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>>19740449
Thanks, what did you think of the card?

>>19740453
You might end up with a above average life. Its average in 50 years ago standards, but today its above average.
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>>19740466

A little too grim, perhaps. Cards usually have a dual nature that can be read in many ways. The one you presented seems to only focus on an empty rejoice, when it could be seen as positive rejoice of enjoying a certain situation and making the most of it, not necessarily escaping from reality.
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>>19740492
Its cuz its berserk its supposed to be miserable.
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these are pretty good op, but i may be biased
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>>19740276
17
Grey
I want to make an animu in the future
My imagination and determination
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>>19740504
>these are pretty good op, but i may be biased
Thanks what do you think about them?

>>19740510
You probably wont achieve your goals because your too simple minded. Although you can..... who am I kidding your goal is difficult to achieve.
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>>19740502

It's dark, true, but it has its moments. Besides, pretty much after the feast, everything became less and less dark... the last chapters look almost like a slightly edgy shonen.
Still I hope the current stable and kind of happy situation of Guts doesn't go to shit all over again.
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>>19740524
Yeah I think we have enough of the misery. I feel like the series is is always revolving from the joy of the golden age. I wish there was a second prime moment other than that.
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>>19740517
>who am I kidding your goal is difficult to achieve.
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>>19740517
You can still do it you just have to pay dearly for it. I dont know if your willing to pay that price. Although you chose the color grey so you will endure great sacrifice. You might not succeed out of it.
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>>19740492
To me it feels as if my current situation is akin to the proverb of the hunter that chases two hares will catch none, maybe perhaps my greed to excel in many things will eventually doom me into a life of quiet mediocrity. average but nothing too special :/
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>>19740545
>To me it feels as if my current situation is akin to the proverb of the hunter that chases two hares will catch none, maybe perhaps my greed to excel in many things will eventually doom me into a life of quiet mediocrity. average but nothing too special :/
Yeah thats the settlement card. You have to just choose one of the things. You probably had the potential to achieve everything. But potential is a dangerous thing to identify with. You can waste your whole life striving to live up to it, then soon find that youve run out of time to succeed with it.
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>>19740544
What if I chose blue instead?
Two colors actually popped in my mind, I just chose grey
btw thanks for the read
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>>19740570
Blue means your just gonna be a regular guy who chooses the safe path. Gray is choosing the risky path. Blue and gray is sacrifice but moderate success.
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>>19740276
21
Silver
A life of ease
Extraordinary determination.
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>>19740584
If not silver, red.
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>>19740584
I really like berserk, Please give me a reading.
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Now this is a mindfuck
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>>19740584
You or your children can have a life of ease. Although the silver respresents a betrayal in your life. You might have a problem with the mother.
If you dont end up having children youll have a life of ease but it wont be as pure and special. Your life of ease will be unfulffiling because you are an impure person, and have been corrupeted already. If you have a kid he can give you a different sense of ease.
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>>19740599
Holy fuck shit.
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35
ultramarine (deep deep blue)
to found a utopian country
silver-tongued
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>>19740599
Is there a way that I can become uncorrupted?
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>>19740617
Yes everybody can. But it takes lots of effort to do so. More like it takes lots of knowledge. You might be lucky and find inspiration to pursue it in the future. That is your best hope.
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>>19740276
1-21
2-flaming red
3-A mark on history
4- I am incredibly stubborn. I will not change.
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>>19740623
I have been gaining general amounts of knowledge.

What can I achieve? I want to achieve the most that I can to do good for the world.

I am fairly hateful of things and very critical. I guess thats my corruption, unless something more esoteric.

I have really good luck, I hope I can do good.
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>>19740276
26
Dirt brown
A wife
My intelligence
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Liberty Blue
To become stronger
My courage
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>>19740638
I stopped being so caring and loving, I had this sort of epiphany that I cared to much about people and that they would never show me any grace.
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>>19740276
1. 27
2. Green
3. To better myself
4. I'm very empathetic
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>>19740675
Its usnusual that somebody would want good for the world. Do you have any unusual qualities? Green eyes? Are you a boy or girl? Syntehenesia?
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>>19740616
You are lawful and just. You may not found a utopian country but in the future there will be one. If you are stilll interested by then you may be able to participate.
You got judgment of guts this is the card

>>19740346


>>19740647
You can become stronger through suffering. But you have to carry it with you.
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>>19740699
You still have your innocence, but you may not have a big success from here. It is too late to become the best. You can still become a part of a strong group. Empathy can bring you fortune. I think you dont care about strong group or fortune. I dont know what it is that you desire. It seems like your selfishness is not strong enough to care.
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>>19740708
I have green eyes that have slowly become more blue. I have an extra ring on my left pinky finger and now have a sunspot on the very middle of the finger pad of my right pinky finger.

I posted in the divination general but they said fuck off basically.

I am 6'5 and I can't really get fat. I always stay muscular. I do not know why. I like to drink green tea and think about how I can use my actions in everyday life to help the world, Not necessarily tied to people. Im a dude. If I struggle I get it eventually. Nothing really can hit me and punish me extensively.

I have prominent canines and have folds in the inner corners of my eyes when I squint.

Thats it really, thats all I will say about me.
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>>19740740
I just looked up synesthesia and yes. I've experienced this most of my life.

Thank you so much.

If theres anything I can do let me know.
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20
Azure
A pizza.
My nihilistic yet optimistic outlook on life.
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>>19740708
I do not know how you have done this. I feel obligated to help you. I do not know how or when but one day I hope I can help.
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>>19740740
>>19740751
You might be a crystal child. Its interesting to find another one. Usually they are girls not boys. Is there any thing youd like to fix about yourself?

Also you can read a bit about crystal childs.

Does this picture make any sense to you?
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>>19740722
Interesting. Thank you for the reading.
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>>19740764
This one speaks for itself. Because you chose pizza you might just be a regular person. I just cant think of any reason why you wouldnt be. Azure isnt an unsusual color because its just a complicated way to say blue. Your nihilism might bore you eventually. You arent normal like everybody else. More like you dont want to be special because the idea of it sounds stupid.
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>>19740781
I fought too much in my life and my left rib has fused funny in the front. I loved fighting but it fucked up my lower chest area.

The concepts are funny. reality beneath the feet of man as the dirt of the world, binding and yet worthless, imagination as air and the number one thing, fairly easy to decipher.

I dont want to go into this, it would take me fifteen minutes to type up the concepts of this one picture and what it represents to the existence of all of us.
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>>19740778
You can leave your email maybe one day ill message you for no reason. I wanted more crystal aura friends.
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>>19740795
Thanks. I always prided myself on self awareness.
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>>19740809
its on a chan, But I'll bite.

Disklite@protonmail.com
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>>19740722
mfw with a girl who wants to get married. hope she isn't the thing i'll lose
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>>19740809
Do you have it?
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>>19740276
Allow me to translate

I just made some bullshit to sell to you div thread tards hype hype
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>>19740781
How do I know you're not a lizard mister
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>>19740943
I dont really care if he is a lizard. I like them.
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17
Black
To know what to do with my life
Imitation
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18
Blue
Getting the girl I rejected to love me again
Reflexive
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1. 25
2. Violet
3. Full time job
4. Creativity
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1. 23
2. Grey
3. Motivation
4. Me expressing myself through art
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>>19740276
Fuck yeah I love me some Berserk and spoopy mysticism.
>25.
>Red.
>To convince my ex to give me some kind of custody of my son when hes born in February.
>No matter what obstacle life throws at me, I will continue to move forward.
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1. 21
2. Grey
3. I need to make up my mind about my future, and to pursue the thing I value most. Whether it be cooking or filming.
4. I need to keep myself busy at all times, otherwise I go insane with my thoughts.

Thanks in advance, I fucking love Berserk.
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>>19740276
18
grey-ish
to finally get things done
my optimism
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1. 18
2. Bright yellow
3. To go to sleep
4. Absolutely carefree
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Hi this op anybody still want reading
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>>19743091
you got all these people with requests you faggot attention whore
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>>19743113
Yeah but they are from yesterday whay if they never see it.
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>>19740977
Still here op
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>>19743187
Okay i come home at 530 ill do it. I don't have cards saved on phone. Try to check thread in a few hours. Anybody else who wants reading respond and check back in 3 or 2 hours.
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>>19740276
1. 24
2. Black
3. A vagina to fuck
4. I'm very stuborn about my music
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>>19740276
I would buy berserk tarot cards
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>>19740977
This is probably one of the worst cards. You also chose the color black. I cant really say much to help you.

>>19743363
Are mine shitty
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>>19742459
still here too, currently reading berserk
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>>19743261
You might want to get used to your suffering. Its hard for me to say anything positive based on your descriptions. The color black is not interesting, sex is very typical and stubborn music just is boring too.

Your card is the comfort of despir which is this card.
>>19740419
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>>19742459
I dont think its too late to begin your journey. You can still change yourself. Although its hard to be perfect. You can attempt to settle for something above average. Gray is usually a deceptive color, although your gray is calm. Its like a wolf who is alone but howls to find freinds. Your optimisim will get you somewhere. No life is fulffiling, but your optimism will fullfil you at least intellectually.
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>>19740276
20
White
To move on and finally start my life
Eyes


On a sidenote OP, I remember you in that one thread posting these tarots and was actually quite hyped up about it since I love Berserk.
very creative.
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>>19743507
No. You put a lot of effort into this. You've given me a great deal of insight. I was the rickert card!

I would buy berserk cards*

(From you)
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>>19743573
>On a sidenote OP, I remember you in that one thread posting these tarots and was actually quite hyped up about it since I love Berserk.
WOw thats crazy, how long ago was this?

>>19743573
You were the first to recieve griffith which is interesting. Its funny that you said eyes and white then you got griffith. It makes me feel that these cards picks are actually not random.


You can become successful socially and in wealth. You might lose some of your close allies along the way. But that is okay because every person who succeeds loses friends. You might have to lose a part of yourself. Your innocent and pure side will probably be depleted. That is natural for a succesful person. You can choose to keep your purity or sacrifice it for a better life. It is possible to have both but not as a griffith.

>>19743631
Thanks. I didnt even pull rickert by force it happened naturally. I feel like my picks have been accurate so far. I always saw rickert as a crystal child so im glad you were the one to get him.
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>>19740276
1. 19
2. Mahogany
3. To find some kind of following with my music so that I can have a better job than I'm getting a major for
4. I'm very analytical of social aspects, which is why I've found it easy to be funny and talk to people in real life, but not online.
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>>19743671
>3. To find some kind of following with my music so that I can have a better job than I'm getting a major for

Sorry but it seems that you may have to be patient and do things the hard way. I feel that you do not have the will to do things in a difficult way. Your mindset is very simple and uncreative, just like your music. Although you do have a redeeming quality. Mahagony is a nice place to be. It has alot of calm joys in it.

This is your card
>>19740395
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22
slightly light green
to feel joy like i used to
quietness
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1- 21
2- Pink
3- That people see the beauty in the world and look past what those in power want them to see
4- My optimism
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>>19740276
Do me!
Do me!

32 tomorrow
Green
Find a new, decent job. One that I actually enjoy.
I'm good at taking things/events and telling rad stories about them. Not really exaggerating them, just working out good beats for maximum entertainment value.
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>>19743671
Can I get a link to the music?
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>>19743671
Lets hear the music.
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>>19743808
Aww, well that kinda sucks
I know that it takes a long time and is a waiting game, and I know chances are it's not going to happen. I'm OK with my major at least, and I'm willing to pursue it as a career. I've worked pretty hard so far in my life, and being able to pursue my dream of music has been present for years now. But damn :/ I really do try to be creative with expressing things through the works I've made, but maybe I should change up what I'm doing if I truly want to get a good following. Thanks though!

>>19743840
>>19743861
I've thought of posting on /mu/ bandcamp threads, but I don't want to spoil a chance I get posting on the "boogeyman website"
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>>19740276
1. 22
2. Red
3. For my parents to die.
4. My intellect
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1- 20
2- a dark reddish purple
3- to have no stress
4- if you know me and i like you im a blast to be around if not then ill barely speak
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1- 20
2- a dark reddish purple
3 to have no stress
4- if you know me and i like you im a blast to be around if not then ill barely speak
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>>19743815
This is your card
>>19740419

Sorry I really wanted you to feel joy like you used to. The color you picked indicates that the potential is still there. Although it just wasnt in the cards for you. Maybe the green color means that you can still be uplifting. The choice is yours. You can accept misery and be comfortable with it.
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>>19743833
You were the first to get the heart of evil, one of my first and favorite cards. It seems that you want the beauty in the world to overcome the bad. This world at the moment is very much influenced by the bad powers that be. It is very perceptive of you to have noticed that. I am not surprised that you chose pink. Your pink is like a rose quartz. It is the beauty of the taste of dreams, if that makes any sense.

You wont be able to achieve what you are looking for unless you commit sins. Sins are bad for your soul and your path of life if you allow them to over whelm you. Sins are the pleasure of doing something wrong. You can do wrong things and learn from them, but you are risking losing your purity. The choice is yours.
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>>19743835
The card is in this post, I cant post the same image twice as you know.
>>19740395

Sorry your another boat guy. I wanted good things for you, but it seems that youd have to wait. Your in a tough predicament. I didnt even mean to get the boat, it just always seems to come for people who want something outside of themselves. With your old age, and a nice color you deserved better. The job thing is difficult, and may never ever work out. There are other things that you can focus on. You seem to specialize in friendship.
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>>19743935
Your card is the heart of evil, its in this post.
>>19744124

Wanting your parents to die means you have a rough existence. With the color red you seem to be selfish in nature. Although you wish you didnt have to be selfish. There is no choice but to be selfish if your parents are not on your side. Based on your card you will get lost in evil and sin.
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>>19743984
Your card is corkus lust its in this post
>>19740517

Sorry you seem like an interesting person. ALthough you may be blocking your own success due to distractions. You may be too focused on fullfiling your ego to achieve anything. Based on the color you have a part of you that is disatisifed with your love life.
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>>19740276
1.24
2.Blue
3.I want that all is well with my dearest friend
4.my preseverance
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Damn its kinda pointless to do these if nobody even sees them. You guys are either shills or you just never check back on them.
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>>19744131
Lol at old age!
Haha 32 is old? Shieeeet!

Thanks for the reading berserkanon!
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>22
>Blue
>GF
>Weird
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25
dark green
fastforwarding everything
hesitating
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>>19743642
Pretty sure it was a couple days ago!

And wow, thats actually quite crazy!!! this is also the first reading I ever got ahha interesting..
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1-23
2-Blue
3-Finishing a project good (secretly hoping I may have contact with somebody I used to talk with)
4-A fair set of skills (looking for adding some/improve what I already have)
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>>19740276
19
Silver
Success in my coming project
I try to be all for a person when i love her
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18
orange
my ex :^)

i stay within my group of friends




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