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What is up with all the namefags?

i need them all to explain who they are in this thread
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>>20924816
No. Take this shitposting elsewhere. Use a goddamn achieve.
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>>20924816
I'm Anonymous, you've probably seen me posting around here some. I argue with myself a lot. sorry about that.
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>>20924820
i keep seeing Monochromatic are you an alien or some type of fed?
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>>20924816
Hi, my name is Anonumous, what's up, faggot?
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>>20924825
No. I am just someone who likes /x/. Nothing special. Just here to occasionally be serious and sometimes to shitpost.
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>>20924821
My god, you are fagging up this board with all of that larping and samefagging.


But I love you the most.
Remember everyone sage is high in nutritional value.
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>>20924839
not if you're a ghost it isn't, fuck off with that shit.
i'm a ghost btw ask me anything.
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>>20924845
not nearly as many as OP.
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>>20924860
That is true. So you are legit ghost.
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they are all larping faggots
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I am an attentionwhore like every other tripfag/namefag larper on this board.
I absolutely love cum and i like to take dicks up my asshole and then telling people that i am straight. I am like all other namefags, a huge larper, i also "hate" larp threads on /x/ and i often visit reddit paranormal to copy their experiences so i can larp more and r/4chan where i go for LOLS xd
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The faggots that over ran the SCP are here cus it's faggot pride month. They hate /x/ for being original and wanna come here looking to be cryptic edgy legends of the internet. It's summer, they'll be mostly gone by September.
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>>20924816
I'm here to troll people through honest retellings of my experiences... so far it's working amazingly well.
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>>20925838
edgier than bizmuth
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>>20925838
Can you tell me a little bit about your experiences as a werewolf?
I'm interested.
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I come here to larp that I'm not larping.

For real though, I'm MiB AMA. I'm not omnipotent but I do know everything.

Questions? Problems? I'll try to make it seem like the thread is about that, even though I'm just fishing for (you)s.

PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!
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>>20927495
I'll even go so far as samefagging and jumping ips to make sure my thread is on the front page artificially for its entire life. When mods ban me I just hope ips again to ban-evade. when they delete my shot threads, I just post another one.

It's almost like I don't know when to take a hint.
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>>20927509
Guys give me (you)s pllllzzzzzzz
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>>20927517
It's the only tiny sliver of validation I have.
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>>20924820
this
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>>20927523
Man being MiB is hard work.

I could really go for a big, tall glass of (you)s right now
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ITT: namefriends circlejerk tripfriends
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>>2092745
Did that a few times kinda tired of being called a furfag larper plus that would be off topic for this thread.
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>>20924816
>>20924816

I Am Dubious Panda, NOSFONAM

I am the Devil.
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>>20924816
Ask for a résumé too.
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I am the male incarnation of the Goddess Aurora. My soul is 50 billion years old. I am the Source.
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Hey OP! I hope my name gave you cancer, best wishes S2
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>>20928465
A federal SSN and state issued ID are also mandatory.
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>>20928474
How nauseating.
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>>20928474
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>>20924816
In limited use, it can make a conversation easier to follow.
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>>20924816
People with an immature self-image and poorly managed self-esteem have difficulty with anonymity.
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I try to stick to vampire threads because I am, but that 39 year old tranny goblin shitlord really makes them unfun with his personality and constant derailment.

Asked and answered, OP.
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>>20928530
kek. lurk moar.
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What's up with all of these kids with Internet cell phones hang out on 4chan?
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>>20924820
>>20924838
>>20927524
>>20928474
>>20928530
Tripfags neck yourselves
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>>20928552
Forgot to add me bud
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>>20928541
I don't think they are kids ...in the chronological sense.
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Here to philosophize, share experiences and delve.

ME is legit, btw.
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>>20928558
>not a tripfag
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>>20924816
Hi I'm Anonymous, and for years now I've been completely incapable of figuring out the difference in meaning between the terns newfag, namefag, and tripfag.

Additionally, I have no fucking clue what a "secure" tripcode is, or how to use one.
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I'm so rad.
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>>20928600
if you lived for 50billion years what do you even do all day? i assume it must be fucking boring
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>>20928608
I erased my memory multiple times so I wouldn't be bored and I would have to start all over.
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>>20928597
>being this helpless

https://www.4chan.org/faq
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>>20928611
so did i, but i did it more and way before you ever started.
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>>20928611
why not go planet to planet and fuck with the people there and watch them for entertainment or are we just boring people to watch
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>>20928620
I'm the first being, faggot.
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>>20928624
That's what my soulmate and I did for billions of years. We would go to other galaxies and challenge the fiercest warriors and show off our powers.
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>>20928625
prove it.
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>>20928636
I will when I get my powers back.
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>>20928632
have you ever watched dragon ball super? in the latest arc there was this tournament it had warriors from all these different universes and they all fought at the same time and the losers got erased.
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>>20928640
did something like that ever happen before?
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>>20928617
>God helps those who help themselves
>Anonymous helps itself
>God helps Anonymous
>mfw
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>>20928640
>have you ever watched dragon ball super?

the current state of /x/
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>>20928638
kek.
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>>20928632
Your delusional LARPing is what is killing this board.

You're not better than a false prophet, or a schizo if you truly believe what you say.
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Attention is exactly what they want. I bet monochromatic made this thread just so that she can post in it.
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>>20928649
No. It never happened. It would be interesting to see what would happen though. What I would like to do is give all the old souls in this universe special powers and return the powers of demons, angels, and gods.
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>>20924816
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>>20928522
This is pretty much the truth, it is okay though, all of us have our weaknesses. The weaknesses or tripfags are just more obvious. We should ultimately accept and love one another as equals regardless.
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>>20928504
Tripfags do not limit their trips at all
They use it as an identity on 4chsn over long periods of time.
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Tripfags are cool.
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>>20928692
claiming anybody is cool simply by nature of their use or non-use of trips or names on 4chan is bullshit.
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>>20928692
Pure. Cancer.
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>>20928699
Do not give them the attention they crave.
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I don't want attention, I want to contribute to this board.
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>>20928711
then they'll leave this dandy containment thread and shit up the others more.
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>>20928725
Good point.
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>>20928719
you always get pissy when somebody challenges your unbelievable claims to authority. you'll waltz into threads and shoot down all discussion points by claiming some crazy bullshit and backing it up with "i'm a fucking god so there!"
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>>20928740
JK JK I want attention!
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>>20928763
severe need for attention is actually a godlike quality. some of the most well known gods are known for vengeful acts upon those who don't give them attention, or don't give it to them in the proper way.

maybe i was wrong and you are a god afterall.
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>>20928585
What do you mean "not a tripfag"? I'm the faggest of the tripfags
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>>20928870
then where's your trip?
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god here ama
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>>20929057
you already know all our questions, so go ahead and just start posting answers.
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>>20929057
Why did you create namefags?
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>>20929060
fuck
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>>20924820
>namefag
Get your pathetic vanity off this board
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>>20924816
came to report in.
I don't know who I am, i'm just thoughts typed into words for the mind to read.
nothing special here or there or anywhere

really I just wish I was dead.
really really I just wish everything was better and I didnt have to wake up to this life
REALLY REALLY REALLY I wish I had the courage to do what I should of done a long time ago and end my suffering
REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY I wish I had someone who understood me and could guide me to being someone who could kill themselves or be a better me

I'm tired of feeling sad, it never helped, but being happy never helped either, I want answers to lifes questions, I want to know and understand and become not this, i'm tired of this cycle of existence and i'm tired of feeling this, I want change and I want to be at peace, perfect, harmony, center

(I come to /x/ in hopes my deepest questions might come to me here, but it's always just nothing)

there was anything, i'm sick and tired of living and being human
I want to be Higher than God or nothing at all, NOT THIS

Not this weak collections of materials that shits, pisses, sleeps and eats, and jerks off all the time cause that's what being human is, to engage in stupidity cause everyone including myself is dumb as fuck and we dont understand a 1/10th of our reality and what little we do know we kill and destroy ourselves

A part of me wants to end it here and now, the other part believes that the answer will come to me if I just keep living but its suffering to think, and to feel, and be "this," I feel like i'm alone surrounded by retards in a black empty box

what is the point of this???
I was born to suffer and die?
Fuck you God, if if ever climb out of this infinite Hell I will kill you personally
if this is some test i didnt learn shit other then how to truly hate with all my being
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I'm not using a trip or a name but you can still ama
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OP is my devoted disciple, leave him alone!
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i never understood why someone would choose to have an indenditiy on an anonymous board.
its like they think their ideas are so golden that they need to trademark their wetfars with a name. namefags are always cringy tryhard faggots with the worst to offer in this entire site.
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Checkmate.
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>>20928870
>newfag
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>>20924816
Hi anon, it's me again.
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>>20930808
Quite a lot of edge there, careful not to cut yourself.

Also how come this thread isn't dead yet? If people are properly saging then wth?
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>>20931133
Why so onery Mono?
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>>20924868
Why do you need a name?

What makes you special in any way?
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>>20931133
People here love us!
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>>20931449
Why do you have a name? On a state ID?
Why do you have a moniker in any social situation? Why do we give others or self names? Even Anonymous is a name, just a shared one.

All beings have variations in personality, history, ambition, behavior. It's not a question of special or non-special. The word special is used in many ways too. Is me being very good at "insert example" enough? Must I be albino, or an exotic species? Is it a combo of unusual traits that makes one special?

>>20931533
I think they complain unrealistically. Mostly due to agreeing with everyone else and not actually forming their own sound opinion.

>>20931332
I have moments where I enjoy mischief.
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>>20924816
I am the father of lies. An honest shitposter. My opinion is shit. All I say is shit, and I eat shit. I'm here to shit. And shit I shall. Shit shit shit. No, jk, sometimes I say something aight.
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>>20924816
Some people need the validation. Some don't.
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I'm just sad Mr. Chaos Druid Larper hasn't made an appearance in this thread.
He'll shit up the whole board except here.
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>>20931956
That sounds like me... Except I'm a sceptic chaotic shaman.
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>>20931962
He doesn't trip, but he does namefag.
that Xaoc guy or whatever.
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>>20931986
That's greek, Haos... I've seen him, he's more shitty than me, and that says something.
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Here to spread the good word. Busy work friend. Pleased to make your aquaintence.
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>>20924816
Fossils from the forum era of the Internet
or
Redditors
or
Redditors who would be prosecuted if they were to post on Reddit (/omg/ being a good example. If Ape of Thoth were to post his library on reddit, he would probably receive a heavy legal retribution. Here he can post all day everyday because no ties to his username and account. You can probably dox him if you go and collect personal information from his 18000+ posts, but you must a special kind of autist to do it).
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>>20928763
Are you male or female?
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>>20932144
Fuck the whole lot of you degenerate fags!
AMA!
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>>20932110
That library is on Reddit tho on the occult section
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>>20931133
I once said I loved you and you said you'd do unspeakable things to me, here again you tell me not cut myself, to you and only you I will say I love you.
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Aye, I want some attention too

Can I join the secret club
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>>20932791
Says the faggot with a Facebook account.

>>20932783
Did I really wish to do unspeakable things to you for 10-35 minutes? Hmmm.
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>>20933069
>10-35 min
ha, oddly specific time length, although you never said directly if you meant me or someone else, but if me again youre free to do whatever makes you happy
let it all out if you need to, how would you go about doing these things?
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>>20933301
I find chewing on objects is sufficiently calming. Natural objects preferred, bone, wood, plants.

Eating something delicious.

Headpats, naps. I am a simple being with simple likes and needs. Anytime I cut myself on my own inner edgelord it's because of overthinking or doing things that aren't in line with the simple enjoyments I have.
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>>20931887
A bit of mischief can be fun.
>>20933069
>unspeakable things taking 10-35min...
My curiosity is peeked, among other things please elaborate Mono?
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>>20934735
hey guys got room for any more werewolves?
Plediiaeuaeeean werewolf here AMA
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>>20934735
N-no..they aren't nice thoughts I should be indulging.
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>>20934791
Ah... how do you handle them?
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>>20934856
Either locking them away or indulging doesn't lead to cool results.

I find the best method is reminding myself I am trying not to be some creature foaming out of the mouth due to past shit.
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Hey guys Operator here AMA problems? questions? I know everything about everything. I'm prertty much god sooo.... give me those (yous)
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>>20934985
Indulging them in a safe way is my preferred method.. I feel the need to slaughter a village I boot up a vidya game.




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