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Contribute some /x/ related humor
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>>21525623
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this isn’t 2005
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yeah that actually happened here in mexico
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>>21526172
kek
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Literally have a whole book full of this gold!!!
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>>21525745
cringe
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>>21525623
Gordon Gordon leave us in stitches!

https://youtu.be/UgS8oOm0mlM
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At first glance, it seems quite paranormal that mother rabbits will sometimes feed on their own young. It is, however, a behavior that evolved over many generations and for a number of reasons.
The baby bunnies should relish in the pain their mother gives them; for through their flesh she will find strength.
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>>21528943
With the older Australian five dollar note, now being taken out of circulation for notes with a different design, its possible to fold them to make it look like a whale giving a blow job.
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>>21530863
A challenger appears.
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>>21530958
kek
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>>21531056
Ha, nice one. There was a billboard recently for some dental insurance or something that I saw while it was being put up, it just said smile with a picture of a sad looking woman's face from the nose up.
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>>21526842
course it's a jew
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Why is /x/ so shit at humor?
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>>21528281
Honestly i binged watched this guys videos in school like 10 years ago and thought they were hilarious then.
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>>21525726

You think that's just a joke but it's actually not far from the truth.

https://youtu.be/N382dggI4C0
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>>21525842
fuck lost hard
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who tf is posting all the boomer facebook pictures?
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>>21533995
post something you think is good faggot
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>>21533804
lol
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>>21525747
Cellular memory?
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>>21526774
Tell your mom to bite you
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>>21534028
Stop posting things you think are good faggot
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>>21530885
bix nood muh fuggah
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This is the lowest quality thread I've ever seen. The content posted here would make even Facebook users cringe. Jesus Christ.
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>>21526574
kek
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>>21536202
kek
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>>21533804
Fake and gay this never happened
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>>21531616
holy shit I hope it's not fake
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>>21526774

bun bun noooooo
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>>21530958
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>>21530956
Cringed hard
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>>21536268
looks just like him
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>>21531959
Lost
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>>21526751
lmao,underrated post
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>>21525747
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/serial-killer-heart-transplant/
Snopes says it's fake.. but who says snopes is the final bastion of truth on the net these days. Funny side note.. the Snopes article also mentions a man dying after trying to gold plate his testicles.. kek!
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>>21531529
in my head cannon this weirdo is not only telling the truth but is actually a really nice guy who only feels safe with a mask on
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bb is kind of /x/ related, righ?
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>>21542477
The only ones that look anywhere close are kleiner and gman.
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>>21540902
that case full of hooks behind him got me, shit.
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>>21532153
-berg doesn't always mean Jew you fucking sperg. Ever heard of German?
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>>21525755
what do you mean?
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>>21528275
holy shit
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>>21542769

lost
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>>21533804
I wanna know what was behind the door.
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>>21543323
God dammit I lost
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>>21542769
lol fuck sakes. And here I thought I was an adult.
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>>21540906
I am the Blood Begotten Ladyboy. It all makes sense now.
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>>21532542
Go to Youtube and search for Butchy Kid Videos
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>>21542769
fuck it, lost hard
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>>21548500
its from a brazilian kinds show
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>>21548530
why the testicle cheeks tho? i cant understand
is it a goiter? or is it storing food in its cheeks like a hamster?
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Good thread
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>>21548500
In heaven, everything is fine
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>>21548613
shiet
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>>21526681
>>21526731
>truth is stranger than fiction.
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>>21525677
This is Memphis rap shit, basically. No swag involved.
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>>21525720

imagine
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>>21525720
That must've been some really shitty barber
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>>21525745
I gotta remember to do this the next time I have sleep paralysis.
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>>21542769
There's something about seeing those words written out that will always get me
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>>21542769
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>>21549916
I unfortunately couldn't find the Ocean Man version
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>>21543580
You see that's just a bad trailer. It spoils itself right out of the gate. Obviously Jack convinces Raggaro and the mantock pirates to wage war on King Mantrock. Asking that inherently implies where the plot is heading. I mean you can assume that the humans are freed because the subheading is 'Mermaid Saviors' also because an audience would probably not like a movie about people being slaves as a rule(e.g. all the movies ever about slaves becoming free).

That said, I would still watch this movie. Only if Willem Dafoe can play all the characters. We have the technology, the time is now! Make a movie with Willem Dafoe playing all the characters!
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>>21531550
kek
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>>21531550

Plot twist: he murdered his son, which he used to molest, and the turned his corpse insto ''fake crab meat''.
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>>21526098
Men, I still remember when that happened, but I thought they killed Octagoncito and mini mil mascaras or mini abismo negro.
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>>21540906
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>>21533413
What is the red liquid? Would it make you sick?
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>>21542211
the most spooky part being that,in a moment of a scraping, desperate thirst,Alex Jones was forced to drink unfiltered tap water and *BOOM* he's into tbabe vids now. It could happen to any of us!
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>>21552409
Could somebody please make an Alex Jones $01b01 Wojak that would be the light of my life
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>>21552347
Like a boss
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>>21552441
Based and redpilled
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>>21553191
Would kill for a real actual sad skeleton bf
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>>21530958
that's fucked
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>>21534991
Misread as Stalin and kek’d even harder
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>>21534999
>egg boy, boat
I fucking died, holy shit
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>>21534999
kek, you earned those trips
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>>21536202
what is that face from?
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>>21540981
lol what is that from?
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>>21548504
Whats a kinds show
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>>21526549
incels of /x/ the true paranormal cringe
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>>21525791
Everytime you look at this dude, he starts to looks more weird
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>>21531550
Classic
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>>21554093
The picture is enhanced.
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>>21553597
Pls kill me and I will be your skeleboi
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>>21553872
The show is Courage the Cowardly dog.
The game is Bloodborne.
Both are brety gud
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>>21530958
Poor Robin.
Rest in peace you funny bastard.
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>>21552052
Now, that's a spicy fucking twist right there.
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>>21552347
one motherfucker did this at the fair in town. He leaned back too far and rippen through that canvas ceiling above him. I guess it fling him about a block away before he landed in somebody's yard.
They still use the same machine, but there's a huge sign that says faggot over one of those triangles in the ceiling. - Anon 2018

You glorious bastard.
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Does anyone have that fucking terrible SCP that has this as the image?
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>>21553952
Is this Loss?
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>>21554017
kids show you ignorant fucking shart
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>>21526751
SPOILERS GODDAMMIT!!!
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>>21552347
RIPPEN
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>>21552386
probably what's left of their entrails and everything that lived on that stuff.
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>>21552347
R I P P E N
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>>21555298
this is a ylyl not cringe
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>>21543580
holy jej my sides
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>>21554580
You bet your ass it is
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>>21534991
i'll bet anything some retard would shill this.
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>>21549916
Oh fuck lol
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>>21555288
I think I'd try it. There's that old fish the japanese enjoy.
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>>21525712
>>21525720
Would always see these at Rite Aid
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>>21557301
forced meme is retarded
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>>21555298
i'm ashamed to admit this made me chuckle...
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>>21526382
someone else can see the face of jabba the hut in those wooden stairs or its just me?
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nothing. Australia had a great entrepreneur in the form of Kerry Packer. He died in an ambulance after a heart attack, but was revived some 5 minues later with a defibrilator. He paid 50%of the cost of having all ambulances fitted with them. At an 'after death experience' convention, he was asked to attend and give his story. Amidst tales of white lights, departed family members and bodyless voices telling them it wasn't their turn, Kerry took the stand and, as a no-nonsense business man, said 'theres nothing. nothing. ive been there, theres nothing fucking there' . Ill take his word over numbnuts and their fantasys
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>>21558908
What makes him not a numbnuts?
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>>21536124
Angry incel language. Cool stuff.
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>>21558908
pfft
>hurrdurr money equals enlightenment
You're a moron.
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>>21532234
X users are all mental children
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>>21559637
No, I'm pretty sure most of us are male.
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>>21534999
Best post ITT
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>>21542769
lol why did i laugh at that
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>>21542769
I laughed. Shit.
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>>21526563
Not him but there exist some scandinavian versions of them called: En gal gal verden ( A crazy crazy world) Cool to see where they actually came from after all these years. Interested as well in the english ones.
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>>21527423
/pol/ did the same thing on election night
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>>21526098
>>21526172
Espectrito y La Parkita :(
I used to fuck similar hookers, I'm into grannys, they are really cheap and do great jobs.
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>>21530958
İn his movie best dad in the world
His teenage son is a pervert loser who jerks of nonestop and tries to choke himself when he cums then dies at the attempt...
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>>21562529
Yeah, I was there.
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>>21536216
Thanks Lori!
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>>21562529
cringe
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>>21558870
I see it
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>>21527423
>the absolute state of modern "witches"
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>>21535073
Did he not get enough of #4 at school?
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>>21526549
based
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>>21554488
checkin them dubble dubs
but here you go lad
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>>21525754
help
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>>21530873
He fucked with the Black Cube.
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>>21531421
19th-20th century shooped
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>>21534911
broken heart
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nope it's espectrito jr and la parkita
it was perpetrated by professional thieving ring "las goteras" they overdrugged them in a hotel
apparently with some goddamn eyedrops that were supposed to make them go to sleep to rob them
>you fucking racist not all fucking midgets are the same!
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>>21540921
Post the original faggot
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some fresh OC. they were not pleased with Agrippa's work.
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>>21525677
>no inscriptions
>no second circle
>no incense
those are some shit-tier summoning skills
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>>21569932
independent eye movement
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>>21569907
>Can't even fireball.

>>21569932
Well they looked cool doing it and didn't got cursed by a Solomon demon.
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>>21549198
kek
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>>21559645
buh dum tss
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>>21525623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNccPqXgRBQ&index=68&list=LLy7g9fNp-CyNae2ss4dKGIQ
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>>21533804
This is the most american creepypasta I've ever seen.
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>>21540913
Brilliant.
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>>21525677
The most powerful negromancy I've seen yet.
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>>21531529
>>21540325
I have a phobia of personal intimacy, and I just realized as I was thinking about it that wearing a mask would make me feel a lot more comfortable having sex. Fuck, it actually might even be my fetish.
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>>21542473
>No one man should have the eye of Horus
>The clock's ticking on the doom that is before us
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>>21540906
yo where tf did you find this because i wrote this several years back
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>>21548613
Modest mouse?
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>>21548613
this song is so good
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>>21571992
Either I saved it from here or one of the creepypasta archives that get posted on here now and again.
It's a pretty well-known /x/ creepypasta parody along with'man door hand hook car door', 'WHO WAS PHONE?' and 'A skeleton popped out'. I've seen it posted on here for years.
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>>21525623
When I was a kid I always had nightmares about that t h i ng like what is it I saw it as a mascot and i was terrified and since i was just a lil retard i thought it could kill me it is so terrifying wtf senpai
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>>21552347
one motherfucker did this at the gay pride fair in town. He leaned back too far with his dick out and rippen through that canvas ceiling above him. I guess it fling him about a block away before he landed on somebody's cock and killed them.
They still use the same machine, but there's a huge sign that says extreme faggot over one of those triangles in the ceiling.
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>>21567932
I lost
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>>21574799
kek
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>>21574799
Kek, fucking apt.
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>>21578473
We’re all Darren
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>>21542769
Lost
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>>21558908
>Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God."
Yeah, rich fucks don't go to heaven. We knew that already.
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>>21525745
hot imagine the smell of her
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>>21548500
Fucker looks like chucky after botched botox!
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>>21530844
Fuck you
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>>21539052
Underrated
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>>21540913
Lost
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>>21540138
Plate??? not gold leaf???
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>>21564933
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