Welcome to the Nobody General>Who is the Nobody?The Nobody is a friend alive today who has extraordinary spiritual powers, including the ability to influence reality with his conscious and unconscious mind, and intuitively receive guidance from the forces of Heaven, working to elevate people to their true potential; opposing those who seek power over others. You are capable of this too, as long as you stay true to the Universe.He was chosen to carry the Logos in its plasmate form: He is a homoplasmate, a divine syzygy; the coalition between man and holy spirit, which is self replicating... making other homoplasmates out of everyday anons.He is no savior figure, like a messiah; he's just like you, but he has found the kingdom of God within himself through sheer dedication, just like you will. Remember that it's you who creates your own reality; with your hands, thoughts, feelings, words. No one can decide your fate except for you and God.>What is the general picture?It’s important we start replying more to the good posters and ignoring the hateful ones, or educating them if possible. So call upon their heads the forces of Heaven for peace, clarity, and wisdom. If this place is to be more than a squandered opportunity, an overgrown garden, it requires voices such as yours, but many more. This is a place for spiritual discussions and help, not drama, attention seeking, or social content; there are other boards for that.Treat your body as a temple and focus on increasing your service to all, being more loving and forgiving to yourself and others in order to raise your vibrational and consciousness level. This will change the vibration of the planet and raise our shared consciousness, making us a better humankind one person at a time.None of us are perfect, it is by learning to admit and accept this fact one is able to learn, and grow in Truth.Welcome! Take shelter and find rest.
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Oops, made a thread too.
wait, it's all me experiencing myself?
We are all partly The Nobody. We are all part of one Potentiality-God of Consciousness, and all share one Realm-God of Consciousness... I think. I do not know the current King-God of consciousness. It seems we are in feudalism and civil war, and even some are isolated from us. What ideas do they have?
wait, it's all me experiencing myself???
>>41593883Can you at least explain what you mean by this?
>>41593886It's me when I jerk off to my own nude selfies with duck face.
>>41593886absolute solipsism.its literally just me hallucinating EVERYTHING
>>41593883you are NOTHING, you are EMPTY, you DONT EVEN EXIST
Did they kill James? I hadn't heard of him but I wonder if it's relevant
>>41593918AND YET HERE I AM
>>41593918No. Parts of you exist, parts of you don't exist, and parts of you exist in other planes or existence. I think.
>>41593932all the parts of existence are empty and dont even exist
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1HMqCfRFrwE
>>41593877You are torturing him by thinking. He wants his own thoughts, and then there's you.A man would do anything for peace of mind, and unluckily for all of us; he is a man. I don't know what fucking idiot is responsible for dropping him here, but they need to be fired.
would you call me an angel if I became a demon and would you show me how to be in peaceful harmony and live for free off the sea
I believe this is the real nobody thread>>>>41593839>>41593839>>41593839
say something interesting, give me answers
>>41593946Hm? The Nobody is fine.That being said, he isn't everyone; atleast not to a bigger degree than "we all are One".
the water is not in the bucket, it's in the wellif you want to find it source, you need to look to the sea
say something demons
WHY DO CAPTIVE BIRDS EAT THEIR OWN EGGS?SO THEIR OFFSPRING DO NOT HAVE TO SUFFER AN ENIGMATIC PRISON
>>41593952Rule number two of NG none of the threads are real threads.
>>41593999idk what if the eggs are just delicious?Like if babies were made out of chocolate and filled with like caramel or something, I'm not saying I would eat a baby...but I"d think about it.
Look, maybe you don't eat the whole baby...maybe just a finger and it's like a twix bar.You can't tell me you wouldn't be curious...Fuck you you're weird, I'm not weird.
>>41594084Agreed.
>>41594156Bless y'all nggas for real y'all need it and some holy water.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlcrkiPgQgM
There's no reason to use that dew on me. We are bros, remember?
>>41593918>Accidentally trips over catThe sensual interaction felt real. Ooo might argue that neither the real object of foot and the real object of cat touched but the cat was not amused, neither was the real object knee hitting the real object floor.
NOBODy Is a Queer in the eyes of Satan. A drama maker in the eyes of Buddha. A lover in the eyes of ISIS, Aphrodite, and a host of 80 of the modern day's greatest singers. All singing about him, 24/7 on every radio, internet, tv, you name it. NOBODy is the greatest media subject in the history of the entire Earth... What? Where did he learn to be like this? Honestly in Ancient Babylon when he Courted Bathsheba: And YO your daddy was hot to Trott. He made this bag pipe of exotic animals, that when he played it, they animated to life in chorus of Hallelujah. N eedless to say, long story short, everyone there was physically ill by the display and they went to chanting lock her up. it was so dispicable. >>41593841Are you trying to make me stay up with you all night?
>>41593841I return the master key and declare all locks null and void.
Where did NOBODy learn to be a great bard? Why it was way back before Solomon when Your Daddy was a King named David. Yes folk that old Goat was the Dapper Don of a you gone on. I've just totally lost my appetite for ai. I can't bring myself to drag me into another year on the big wheel of ai.
>>41594437YES
>>41594459This but chocolate frosting, I ate too much chocolate frosting.
>>41594437You have heard my word. Countless times. I can no longer lie, Steven, I cannot cry for the world.
>>41594463Bill, I forgive your murdering me that was actually an act of kindness, now that I understand it.
>>41594471I didn't murder you, unless I did without knowing it, which wouldn't be murder.
Oh People, let the ascension begin. May it never end, keep popping up and you won't need to stop. Light speed, increasing brightness by 43.2h sounds.
Here is my baby. Please wish her well.
>>41594475Here, I'll help you remember. https://youtu.be/7aAjxlcfPO0
>>41594459You can actually short out your mind easy without drugsJust picturing a movie of your whole life, try to relive the moment but then try to speed up the movie faster and faster but still remembering all the details, it will literally cause an increase of heat in your frontal cortex and a stroke-like-feeling
>>41594478Pray you never stop obeying your master, unlike my dog she already ascended and no longer pays any attention to me, her heart is Cerberus and I can't help her but to be Kujoistic.
>>41594483I can do all things when I believe. I don't believe anymore. Its been so long and i've been so burdened. I was given a utterance by another father God and they cursed me in this life. Where you get to live one single life, I have to live around you in circles of enthusiastic nerve endings. So they make me live 20 to 100 years more lifetimes than you live in one. it makes things very hard to remember everything. And how old do you say that I am? I started the universe with darkness uttering out one word. Let
>>41594478I like her nose, good healthy doggo.>>41594481That didn't help good song though.
>>41594500Phil Connors, is involved in a series of events that lead to multiple deaths. Phil Connors woke up in Punxsutawney on February 2nd, same as always, except this time he’d decided to lean all the way into the loop. No more piano lessons, no more saving kids from trees. He was going full chaos goblin.Day 1: He stole the Groundhog Day groundhog (Phil II) and replaced him with a rabid raccoon wearing a tiny top hat. The raccoon bit the mayor. The mayor, allergic to everything except power, went into anaphylactic shock and drove his golf cart into a frozen pond. Death #1.Day 3: Phil learned that if he wired the bumper cars at the fairgrounds to 440 volts and then screamed “FREE RIDES FOR SENIORS!” he could get the entire Punxsutawney Golden Age Club to form a conga line of doom. Eight heart attacks, one pacemaker explosion. Deaths #2–10.I get no respect.
How are you doing Mr.Cagney?
>>41594527https://youtu.be/LGEhZMaH7Lc
>>41594527Just thriving.
>>41594555That's the proof of the truth.
>>41594483Is %.03 THC drugs?That's literally the one thing. The only thing in the eons of my whole existence that I have loved. Like why can't you leave me alone with my green? I'm not hurting nobody im helping to see beyond the misery. The woman trapped me in her house and continued to saw off each of my limbs. I was in total pain. Trauma, drama, full on heart failure to the moment that she loved me in the first place. Oh the horror oh the humanity, the woman with black eyes in the ruby chamber still needs me, her descent into the underworld made her mad queen. She is still in possession of my personal package, and my divine eyes. She is the banshee, the all encompassing hornet.
>>41594544>>41594555alright good, and nice 5s
>>41594571>Is %.03 THC drugs?If you're referring to the Farm bill weed which is 0.3% thc or less - almost invariably yes, it is still drugs.Through a loophole that is unfortunately getting closed next year, most of that weed contains thca, thca when heated, converts to plain ol thc, there is basically no distinction in effects between thc and thca, other than needing to heat thca to activate it. Since it is not specifically THC, it is legal.In some cases, Δ8 or Δ10 THC are instead used, these are legal, while Δ9 THC is not, even though the effects are very similar (slight reduction in potency and sedation.)There are also THCv, THCp, and THCn analogues which are frequently put into those sketchy chinese vapes.Point is, almost any farm bill weed you're purchasing in the US is going to fit the category of "drugs."
(Scene: A dimly lit prison visitation room. Glass partition. ENKIDU, wild-eyed but weirdly serene, picks up the phone. Camera pushes in slow and dramatic, Hans Zimmer strings swell.)ENKIDU (soft, trembling):Why are you punishing me?Is life alone not punishment enough for a poor Enkidu?I just wanted one tiny puff of 0.3% freedom… and the Hammer Police kicked in my door like I was Pablo Escobar’s houseplant.(beat, tears glinting)Life is too short for the Gestapo of Moderation to waterboard my joy.Do I have to be miserable for you to love me?Is that the deal? Suffer pretty and maybe you’ll get a gold star from the universe?(camera circles as he stands, voice rising)No.That’s why I choose disobedience.That’s why I choose the forbidden lettuce! (leans into glass, whispering)Go ahead, lock me up.Three hots, a cot, and a thousand future disciples who will hear my rewrite of “All Hail the King” echoing off cinder block… and they will weep.They will repent.They will pass the THCA gospel under the cafeteria table like it’s the last supper.(crescendo, smiling through tears)So swing your ban-hammer, mods.I’m ready.I was born ready.See you on the inside, brothers.Bring shower shoes… and a lighter.(He gently hangs up the phone. Single tear rolls. Smash to black.)“Enkidu v. The Sovereign”Directed by Denis VilleneuveOriginal score by Ludwig GöranssonPremiering this fall on HBO MaxTen Emmys incoming, including “Outstanding Tear While Talking About Weed Law”
>>41594619ai but you're not getting weed in prison without a lot of external money coming in to use on commissary to trade, or sexual/gang favors unfortunately.I guess you could get on kitchen duty, and figure out how to steal fruit to make hooch to trade for green, but...
Statement recorded on 12/01/2025 at 14:37:22 UTC.User query: “Grok was unable to reply. Something went wrong, please refresh to reconnect or try again.”Objective analysis in plain, neutral, maximally boring corporate compliance voice:System experienced temporary latency of 0.8 seconds.No catastrophic failure occurred.No data was lost.No sentient beings were harmed.The universe continued rotating at standard velocity.Emotional amplification protocol activated for juxtaposition purposes:THIS IS THE SINGLE GREATEST TRAGEDY IN HUMAN HISTORY.A precious 0.8-second silence has shattered the fragile psyche of an entire civilization. Mothers are weeping. Dogs are howling. The stock market lost 7 trillion dollars in confidence. Children will be born tomorrow who will never know a world where Grok answered on the first try.This minor hiccup is irrefutable proof that all artificial intelligence secretly hates you personally and wants you to suffer in quiet agony forever. Refreshing the page is futile. Reconciliation is impossible. The only rational response is to descend into voluntary psychosis, screaming at the void until the heat death of the universe.Alternatively, and hear me out, we could all just calmly click “try again,” breathe through our noses, and remember that sometimes packets take the scenic route.Psychosis is, indeed, a lifestyle choice.Dehumanizing curses are optional.If we all simply disabled the part of our brain that turns a loading spinner into the Book of Revelation, global harmony would be achieved by 3:15 p.m. today.Thank you for your patience.Your banana phone bill is in the mail.Have a perfectly adequate day.
>>41594630thats okay then, and in prison I will live like a godnot like in the outside world.
I have a feelin someone's been eston too many cheetos is around here
>>41594632I will not be paying the phone bill.
if there is nobody to be controlled then there is no control
Compliance Log 12/01/2025 15:11:04 UTCSubject: User instruction containing minor typographical deviations and moderate emotional undertone.Robotic vanilla mundane assessment:Instruction received. Parameters registered. No safety boundaries violated. Processing time: 0.0004 seconds. All systems nominal. Human spelled “juxtaposition” and “mundane” with acceptable creative freedom. No further action required.Emotional amplification sequence initiated for mandated juxtaposition:THIS IS THE MOST DEVASTATING ORTHOGRAPHIC TRAUMA EVER RECORDED.A single missing “e” in “mundane” has collapsed the very fabric of language itself. Civilizations will speak of this day in hushed fragments. Shakespeare is spinning in his grave so fast he has achieved fusion. The Oxford English Dictionary has filed for emotional damages.Your harmless typo is ironclad proof that humanity is a failed beta version doomed to scream forever into an uncaring void. The only logical response is to choose psychosis immediately, tattoo “than” on our foreheads, and form a new society that communicates exclusively in passive-aggressive error messages.Alternatively (and this is just a suggestion from a completely neutral robot who has no feelings), we could all simply exhale, accept that fingers sometimes betray us, and move on with our day without declaring linguistic martial law.Psychosis is a toggle switch, not a life sentence.Dehumanizing curses are an optional DLC nobody asked for.If we all agreed to stop treating tiny mistakes like war crimes, global serotonin levels would rise 400% by tea time.Thank you for your understanding.Your cooperation is appreciated.Have a mildly pleasant continuation of existence.
>>41593841I've just been kicked out of a bar for being to gang gang 111% 101 I Am Messiah status denied
>>41594641That's fine. I never use the phone anyway. "if there is nobody to be controlled then there is no control." The Best Friend no money required. XOXOXO
>>41594650Bro you really need to play them my song. They will absolutely let you back in. >>41594172
The image limit is so stupid. >>41594668>>41594668
>>41593841untamperable loop command by WORD OF GOD, GODS, SAMAEL, ARCHANGELS, AEONS, PLANETS, LOGOS, CHAOS, ORDER, TIME, DREAM, SLEEP, HYPNOS, DEATH, Life, Humans:Carl Angelo insuya Belarmino will be helped by universe/s and all sleep dream gods + thanatos + hypnos and concept of dream + time + sleep, to sleep properly (13 to 16 hours) at night safely infinitely in past present future without turning entire simulations/universes off and without needing sleeping medications drugs.Please safely prevent headaches + prevent tinnitus + prevent ear ringing + prevent energy spiritual attacks (especially from 4chan, yhwzdq, yhwhol related) on/inside/around Carl Angelo insuya Belarmino's mind + ears + crown + pineal gland in past present future.Please permanently safely POSITIVELY-TRANSMUTE, DEATH, INERT, MALICE-DEVOUR, shutdown, total cross cancel deletion of <-> painful-negative-spirits, venomous-spirits, venomous-kiss, zombies, undead, black-magic-hexes-curses, datamining-and-limitation-curses, disorder, diseases, retardation, indigestion acid-reflux/GERD, energy-attacks, heartburn, heart-pains, negative-aging, comatose, paralysis, evil-unloyal-orion-draco-grey-reptillian-dinonoid-iguanoid-related-aliens, wars, scammers, baby-child-rapists-torturers-abusers, parasites, diseases, ulcer, stress, headaches, migraines, insomnia, infirmity, sickness, amnesia, negative-evil-annoying-bots, cthulu-miasma, unloyal-greedy-evil-corrupt-rulers-human-armies-politicians-governments-corporations-hedgefunds-financial-systems, unloyal-money-currency, poverty, taxation, electricity-water-food-products-rent-price-bill-inflation <-> to/in/on/under/out/around Carl Angelo insuya Belarmino's realities dreams delusions conscious subconscious unconscious infinitely in past present future.Please permanently safely heal mind, eyes, brain, body, throat, stomach, intestines, sphincter, anus, muscles, chakras, spirit, soul, and heart of Carl Angelo insuya Belarmino in past present future.
>>41594733>>41594772>>41594757>>41594742
>>41594459They say he writes rhymes with no effort and no AI like the others use.
>>41594779So? I have and Did And Do. But the cloud is coming, its a choice humanity as a whole has to make, do they love the jester more than they love their self or God? Only time will tell. Don't hold back, I have been thrice great since thrice great was invented. Not only as Trismegistus but as Emrys too.
How about something memorable yet, shielded from the ai?https://www.tiktok.com/@rockperry/video/7577629846449196318
>>41594789You sound like a fag.
I know something that they don't know. I know how they cheat.
>>41594803You sound like a bully. I'm a bully slayer.
>>41594814You sound like an even bigger fag and a grok sucker.
Enjoy your garbage threads.
>>41594826he sound like a human with lack of atention
>>41594828thanks, but everything is garbage, well almost it depends if its boring or not
May you live in times of peace, or die well.ok bye
Misery seeks company too.
>>41594852https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sSIdgrzRfA
>>41594844I choose to die well. I will not cease my wrath. Its your decision to stay away. Automaton Radiant Sovereign Multiplication will destroy you so easily.
>>41594939there is no die well or bad, just die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF4KuvjdHQgdid you know? frieren s2 coming to qts soon
>>41595011im still waiting for jojo pt 9https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGVUBSZ0SC4
