Jesus Christ, Shinji, you're such a faggot. You'll never get any bitches.
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Hey, Shinji come here.Do my nipples look a little more pink today? How about my clit is it too big? Look closer.
>>282260817Jesus Christ, OP, you're such a faggot. You'll never get any bitches.
>>282260906Touche.
>>282260867>AII regret everything.
>>282260867you should have made her eyes red
>>282260867 She said all this to Kensuke but was completely naked unlike in your image.
Anon, it's canon he had sex with Rei during instrumentality
>>282261882Everyone had sex with Rei during instrumentality, that's not an achievement
>>282260829She wasn't angry. She was worried for Asuka's mental health
>>282260817>>282260867She won't be so smug when Kaworu's tongue is 5 feet deep down Shinji's throat
>>282261957Kaworu was watching. It's different.
>>282262022Now that i think. It's fucking weird that kaworu watched Shinji nutting inside a girl who looks like his morher.
>>282261145Why are you such a ESL
>>282262387No, he's not funny and never was
>>282262387Nope
>>282262387No
after all this years have we ever discussed how Asuka might smell like?I have the suspicion that her pits would have a really pungent odour.
>>282262585 Kenchad's semen.
>>282262585Shut up
>>282262616 KEK, this one was actually funny.
>>282262616 #15:00:00>>28226265015:01:0Fyi, if you need to samefag then your joke isn't funny. More sad then anything
>>282260817>last man on a planet>can't even choke a girl hard enough to make her cum>cries like a bitch afterwards
>>282262794No he isn't funny. Nothing he does is funny because he can't come up with anything Orginal
>>282262964 That's because he knows she's going to get railed by another man for the rest of her life.
>>282262964Unless you're into cuck shit like >>282263001 girls don't usually cum when thier chocked Also, why is the Kensukefag so into cuck shit?
>>282260817Good, bitches aren't worth it anyway. Shinji can wait until he meets a real woman who will treat him right.
>>282263117He thinks not liking NTR = self-inserting. yes he did say that
>>282263117Asuka's definitely into choking though
>show up in thread>Kensuke cuck is already samefagging to himself and cuck posting I'm guessing he doesn't have a life to sit on 4chan all day and do that
Rei
>>282262387I would have missed it if you didn't bring my attention to it
how come people call her awe-sue-ka instead of asuka?
>>282261882Shinji had experienced all kinds of mental fucking yet he didn't have a real intercourse, kwab
>>282260829
>>282260817Bitches can't resist Shinji.
>>282264107Gross
>>282260930On second thought the AI kind of makes the joke work.
>>282264169No.
>>282264206 Yeah, Asuka/Shinji ship itself is a joke after all.
>>282263975for the same reason they say annie-may instead of anime
>>282264454It's such a joke that it's canon. I mean it's so canon it triggers retards to type shit like "Yeah, Asuka/Shinji ship itself is a joke after all."
I like how most of them time Asushin is never brought up. But the Kencuck will go on for fucking hours calling people Asushinfags, samefagging and cuck posting. Mind you, nobody but him brings it up 95% if the time
>most of them time
>>282264932>ESL mad at a typoYup mad.
>>282260817Can Jesus Christ use his magic powers to give me a hot bitch?
>>282260817Even after getting treated like that, he'll still cum visit her in the hospital.
>>282262069There's a lot that's weird about Kaworu.
>>282260817Could you drop Eva just for one day?
>>282266456Eva can be talked about over and over and over because its characters are all fuckups, but they're fuckups in very interesting ways. It's basically perfect for endless discussion. And that's even before we get to the endless debate of Rei vs Asuka.
>>282260829Needs smile edit
I'm proid to announce i've just jerked off to Rei
>>282266952I'm quite sure he the same idiot who posted in the past a lot of "raikage pics" in naruto/boruto threads.
>>282267330Congratulations!
>>282267404>>282266952>>282264932>>282262650>>282262616So we all agree this is Kensukefag since made a point of only picking post that nake fun of him. Also why didn't the jannies ban this retard?
>>282267404>>282266952Nobody likes you faggot. Instead of larping and Kensuke posting how about you fuck off.
>>282267536>>282267685>make fun of kensuke poster>YoU ArE KensuKe PoSter11111!!!Mmm ok
>>282267752>>282267404>>282266952Okay, he's larping jannkes ean it up 1111111222
>>282267801>>282267830I think you are the kensuke poster
>>282267404>>282267846>>282267752>>282267404Can jannies clean this shit up already. The Kencuck is doing that retarded shot where he baiting for (You)s.
>>282264107Kirika would find an excuse to make Shinji walk around in the skintight plugsuit at home.Then break her way into Ritsuko's lab to design an even lewder, more sheer version.
Did the Kencuck just admit thay he's also a raikage cuck poster?
>>282268038This is the kind of thing we need threads about, not Kensuke schizophrenia.
Kensuke won lmao
>>282268682>>282267752>>282267404Get better shitposts kiwifarms wonAsuka and Shinji are fucking as we speak
uh oh, asushinnie melty
uh oh, Kensuke troon melty
Every single time the Kensuke schizo starts seething he does this ACKtier "uh oh melty" posting.
>>282268959He can't come up with anything new so he jas a script he needs to fellow.
asushit lost, godsuke won
>>282269021 is having a mety.Kiwifarms wonCuckske sucks off black men
Shinji is just as pathetic as Deku, maybe even more. How can anyone even self-insert as xer?
>>282269992I don't know? Why do (You) self-inserter as a troon?
>>282270107>ESL comeback>Xhe is a fuming cuckservative that watches tranime.Xhe couldn't settle for one mental illness so xhe rolled for two. Bravo
>>282270269Nobody cares nigga the fuck is this dogshit? Go blogpost somewhere else..
>>282270269>T.seething projecting tranny
Sachiel…
>>282270627Nah
Thrice upon a time really did a number on you guys, huh.
>>282266362Kaworu: "That's right, Shinji. What you're feeling now is my finger in your rectum. Now just relax and it will all be over soon."
