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Fill out the form below to join up! You’ll need to send it to sweetsecretsanta@santasquad.moeHere’s a link:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13uzJbSk7UmM9SLFcO_1vzjr5cP2cWo8wCKCm7QJM0NQ/edit?usp=sharing///Form FAQs///>Santa, I can’t edit the form!Select “File”, “Download as”, “Microsoft Excel (.xlsx)” and save a copy for yourself. Fill it out and send it to us as an attachment>But Santa, I don’t have Excel!If you have a Google account, you can also create a copy on your Google Drive.Just click “File”, “Make a copy” and send us a link sharing the document with us in your email.If you choose to use Google Drive, set the spreadsheet to allow anyone with the link to edit. This speeds up the processing time on our end.>Santa! I’m /g/ as fuck and I don’t want to use Excel or the Google Botnet!k///General FAQs///>What is Secret S/a/nta?A chance to give, receive and post gifts and be a part of an experience with other /a/nons locally, nationally, or even globally with a bit of X-mas spirit!>Who is hosting this event?Your friendly hosts and helpers are now Santa Loli, Santafaggot, SpoonSanta, Santa’s Elf, SantaBucket, SantaTrap, and also yours truly, Initiated santa>How do I join the gift exchange?Correctly fill out the signup form and email it to us as an attachment or link before the deadline. Once we process it, you’ll receive a confirmation sometime later.>Deadline to join?November 1st 12:01 AM PACIFIC STANDARD TIME!!!Dōshite!? Because we need time to match you all, and give everyone enough time to procrastinate until Thanksgiving and then draw cards, buy gifts, and ship them both in time for Christmas.as.
And sent! I normally procrastinate super hard with my cards, so I decided to be proactive this year and send them early! Hopefully they arrive before Thanksgiving!
where are the match emails
>>283437460My wishlist is almost done. I will make it in time!
>>283437460Okay so I still have a few hours left to update my list and send it. Good.
>Why should I trust this?It's up to you. We’ve had multiple successful SS events hosted by us for the past few years.Although the average amount of people not receiving gifts is low, the risk still exists. Please be aware that your mileage will vary. However, we do provide a grinched protection program which allows people to send gifts to those who didn't receive anything at all... even after X-mas!>Can I give you guys stuff?Please send us your Christmas cheer only!>I ALREADY JOINED, HOW DO I FIX SOMETHING?If you need to make changes to your wishlist or address, or anything else:please RE-SEND the application with the changes made as a REPLY to your first e-mail!Having the email thread history allows us to keep track and provide a timely response!Let us know what specific changes were made.///More FAQ///>Is the price of shipping included in the price tier?No shipping costs are NOT included in the tier. Make sure to budget in not only shipping/hidden handling costs but the time and effort it takes to create cards and package the gift.>What tier should I join?Pick whichever tier you feel most comfortable with, however please be aware that we may switch it depending on our ability to match you.>When are the threads going to be?Threads are created only on Fridays/weekends until we get closer to X-mas. The Santas will create them.>What’s a handmade gift?Take a look around in the threads. You’ll see plenty of examples of knitting, laser cut wood, horrifying waifu masks, and much much more. People bake cookies/brownies or buy snacks and supply booze local to their country. You may not get out what you put in, but remember that giving is the most important part.
>>283437794Next Monday.
>>283437794we will be working on assignments over the weekend after signups close
>>283437910is 100$ of aliexpress junk valid gift for 100$ tier? or will I get banned if I do that
>>283437910>bake cookies/browniesmmmm, delicious cum cookies.I hope you niggas don't eat anything your match sends you.
>>283437954Thanks for your work.
>>283437664>>283437856Good luck anons!
>>283437856>people spend more than 15 minutes on a wish listnot reading it.
I don’t think the Santas get enough credit for putting this on. Hopefully (if they do indeed participate) they get great, elite, thoughtful gifts!
>>283438335>if they do indeed participatewho do you think all those grinches are? Half the entries are the santa in this event himself where he grinches gullible anons
The deadline to sign up for homocards is fast approaching. The time to send your application is now.>What's homocards?A smaller X-mas cards exchange that runs parallel to Secret S/a/nta, featuring MALE anime/manga characters only.To participate, simply copy-paste and fill out the form below, then send it to homocards.santa.mugen@gmail.com.Signups are open until November 1st, 9 PM PST. If you have any special requests, let me know in your email.---Name:Country:FULL Address (check https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Address for the correct format to use):How many cards do you want to exchange (0-10):I want to send my cards (choose ONE):a) anywhereb) to my continent onlyc) to my country only (please note that depending on your country, I may not be able to match you)Card Wishlist (this is what will be sent to anyone who gets assigned to send a card to you. Describe here what you'd like to see in your card, e.g. you're husbando, OTP, favorite shows/manga...):Lewd is okay? (Y/N):
>>283438519Make your own thread faggot
Finally sent in my wishlist, now it's time to worry about whether or not I need to make revisions right up until the deadline hits.
>>283437460Where is the Nadesico B?
>>283438590I'm sure your wishlist is perfect already anon, no need to keep overthinking about it.
Alright, submitted. If you wanna read essays, you might be disappointed.
Last time I'll shill if you want a char specific card. No need to return the favor.I signed up for a couple tiers so if you get a quattro lover please be kind I usually give and not receiveヾ(･ω･*)ﾉ
>>283439421>Spoiler
>>283438519
>>283438566But anon it's almost time!
I did it. I signed up for Christmas
>>283440645
>>2834374602011 - 2025 /ss/ photo albums of cards and giftshttps://pastebin.com/KiFBcHRM2017 - 2025 /ss/ thread archives https://pastebin.com/u/SecretSanta2017Previous thread:>>283328533
>>283441181boo!
>>283441217How to make Papercut Waifu Cards
I'm sorry /a/nons but I can't help but ramble in my wishlist. I know you don't care about why I like some forgettable single cour show from 2013 but I am compelled tell you anyway.
>>283441353
>>283441353>2013My first year watching seasonals and discussing them on /a/. I will enjoy your ramblings, and watch that show if I haven't done so already.
>send list>notice i left out important information>send new list>realize i also forgot to mention a couple series i loveuhh surely santas won't get mad if i keep spamming their inbox with 50 different revisions of the same list right?
I haven’t gotten a response yet, is there a reason why?
Why everyone in this thread is weird? Or is it one weird anon talking to himself?
>>283441566Most anons here don't interact with actual human beings irl. Secret s/a/nta allows them to so they kinda all drop their spaghetti and talk like an average reddittor
>>283441565send us another email
>>283441566>>283441727It’s mostly people that have no attachment to /a/ anymore outside of this event.
>>283441353>homocard wishlist>1784 words>secret s/a/nta wishlist>364 wordsIt cannot be helped. You do not choose your flavor of autism.
>>283442037You mean being a homosexual?
>>283441841I sent a few over the week and one earlier too. It’s from a gmail too, so no autistic service.
>>283441841Wait, are you actually caught up? I sent a mail about two hours ago, but go no response.
>>283442068
>>283442284Nvm, got the confirmation just now.
>>283442284I still didn’t get one so what the fuck.
Can't believe I almost forgot to add Ponko to my list this year!
Yeah, after much consideration I think it's best if I only sign up for cards this year. Moving country midway through the month makes me just a tad uneasy and I don't want to risk any delay ordering stuff at my new address. I am generally much more of a gambler but when it comes to other people I take 100% responsability and don't want to put an anon's christmas at risk when they could have gotten someone else.Even if I only do 2-3 cards I will give them my best and spoil my anons with local good stuff anyway!
>>283437904Just sign up for the handmade tier
>>283443421Thank you for sharing this very important information with us anon.
>>283437904Because it would rule out 95% of participants because they’re dark.
>still no response from Santas despite resending multiple timesOkay then, have fun anons.
>>283443421You could still do one of the two lower tiers. Handmade is obvious, but chances are that you'll be able to find something locally in the 25-50 range as well. I doubt many people expect figurines in that bracket that you'd have to import to avoid the markup.
>>283438028Only if it's store bought and unopened.
>>283443725You really shouldn't underestimate the lengths anon would go to feed you his cum anon.
>>283443531You could post your list here without identifying info. Are you sending your mail from an unusual domain?
>>283438028>I hope you niggas don't eat anything your match sends you.what's even the point of christmas if you aren't willing to eat and enjoy something anon clearly poured all his love into?
>>283443792It’s from gmail.
>>283443606I feel like my skill isn't up the par to do something really nice handmade, to be honest. And even if it still doubles down as the 25 bracket I'm sure people expect an anon to try doing something manual related to a character they like or series they included. I do draw decently when I give it my all and so I think it's best I do that + spoil people with local food, it will surprise people that much more in good since they expect it less by cards.But I'd like to learn to get more manual in the following year so I can try to do something nice in the handmade tier next /ss/!
everything should be replied to now. if you don't have a response please try sending again using a different method (sharing via google sheets for example, or using a different address). We've also sent several replies to people who need adjustments to their submissions due to selecting multiple tiers or having issues with their list. Also, for some reason Microsoft has a tendency to blackhole emails sometimes if there is text in the attached file that it doesn't like.
also, if you're going for $25/handmade and want to be matched together with somebody who is also planning on doing crafts, please let us know and we can try to manually match people.
>>283444110why the fuck not separate 25$ and handmade
>>283444078Still didn’t get a response.
What's up with the samefag constantly trying to spread FUD and just being a faggot in general this year?
>>283444295Did you only read the first sentence?
>>283444337you mean the cum thing?>he doesn't knowseriously anon, just don't eat the cookies
>>283444367I read the whole thing, how does that change anything?
love cookies is only a joke guys I promise my cookies are safe to eat
>>283444589I mean it is just extra nutrition if you think about it. Not that much different than egg whites.
how long do I have left???
>>2834447595 hours 8 minutes and 50 seconds anon hurry up!!
>>283444110Thank you so much for doing that this year. That's a good compromise!
>>283444110>5 hours until end of registration>"hey anon, just write a note if you want to get a handmade gift in handmade tier"Yes, I am sure most anons will see that santa. Just move handmade to separate tier next year.
>>283444759Hurry the fuck up anon!
>>283444110wait are we supposed to put somewhere that we are planning to do handmade stuff? Besides selecting the tier I mean.
>>283444923It's been mentioned multiple times before. I assume that they prefer doing this over a separate tier because it won't require heavy policing over what constitutes 'handmade'. It's just a little extra consideration while matching and whatever happens after happens.
>>283445060It is akshually handmade OR 25 bucks tier so you are also free but ten 2.5$ anime keychains from Temu and gift that
I better see monmusu on my anons lists this year
>>283445098>heavy policinglike how, the entire thing relies on good will of the participant. It is not like santa is checking the receipts for $$$ tiers. He could just create an "actual handmade" tier and it is up people's goodwill if they will make something actually handmade.
>>283445143I better not see that shit in my anons list or I am grinching it
I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna send in a last minute form!
>>283445195That's not true. If you receive a gift that is way undervalued you should contact the santas and they will check the prices and assign you an anti-grinch. If we had a separate handmade tier, then we'd also need a definition of 'handmade', because thoughts on that differ a lot. By doing it this way they avoid getting emails from people that signed up for handmade and then received a custom printed mug - it only requires a little extra effort during the matching phase. A "handmade (but it's up to you if you actually make something yourself)" tier isn't too different from what we have now, I think.
>>283445397So it is better to get a ten 2.5$ anime keychains in "handmade / 25$" tier instead of getting something less handmade-y in "handmade" tier?I will take the custom printed mug.
I for one can't wait to get my handmade assignment! Been waiting all year!
>>283445265>faggot that cares this much about anons mentioning non-/a/ stuff on their list doesn't know Monster MusumePainfully embarrassing post. Ask us how we know that you're both new and under the age of twenty.
>>283438519>The time to send your application is now.Alright fine. This year, I'm gonna do homo cards.Hope I'm not in over my head with the amount of cards I signed up for now...
>>283445587I am not a degenerate fuck so I never heard about it.
>>283445614>Degenerate fuckIt was one of the board darlings you fucking faggot
>>283445908You see what you want to see. The rest of us are creeped by you and don't visit the endless coomer spam threads your kind creates.
54 daysLet’s all have a fun time this year
is somebody trolling again
>>283446220If you even consider the possibility the answer is always yes.
>>283446190Literally go back to fucking reddit
On top of separate lewd & homo checkboxes, we also need checkboxes for>actual handmade>coomer>isekai>shonen>manhwa >art book>second hand figurines>special sauce cookiesso we can filter matches better to our wishes
>>283446457I just need a >won't stalk you and visit your home at 3amcheckbox
>>283446457Regardless of the rest I do think there needs to be a handmade option separate (with no monetary value)
>10 minutes leftEVERYBODY WHO HASN'T APPLIED YET GET ON THE TRAIN NOWALLLL ABOARRRD
>>283446960We all do, the last year I felt like I needed to throw in a cup on top of my handcraft so it is closer to 25$. Such a retarded choice to combine two
>>283447075I swear I'll start on it in a few minutes
>>283447075It's midnight PST, still a couple more hours.Should go ahead and get it in anyways though.
>>283445143I've included it in the past, but I forgot to add it this year. Oh well, maybe next year
>>283446500I'm sorry, I can't check that box anon-kun.<3
I'm afraid I won't be able to send snacks with my cards. Very likely that I'll have to send them overseas, and I'm afraid putting food in there might screw with customs clearance.
I made a practice card for my friend's birthday, and my card making skills haven't improved magically after not doing anything artsy for a whole year
I have a fun idea for a card but I have to wait until they put out the Hallmark cards so I can tear the one pop up design apart and make a pattern out of it.
Hehe I got added
Fuck it. I was out, but now I'm back in.I didn't need my bonus this year anyway.
two hours remain (I think?)
>>283446500What if I want anon to do this.
My santas will become my waifus and husbandos.
I hope I get emotofu I hope I get emotofu I hope I get emotofu I hope I get emotofu I hope I get emotofu I hope I get emotofu I hope I get emotofu I hope I get emotofu I hope I get emotofu I hope I get emotofu
>>283448114I'm sorry Anon, I'm no waifu material
>>283448114>waifus and husbandosI am sorry but I don't support polygamy of the heart or body. Please excuse yourself from the premises immediately.
it may be a bit early to say (by a few hours)but it looks like we may have grown by a few people this year. we have about an hour or so left until signups close, if you haven't sent in your submission now is your last chance!
I'm ready to spread some Christmas cheer!! Sad I gotta do less cards this year but maybe I'll splurge on shipping and send extra snacks and nicer socks to my three anons this year
Emotofu & CW from NYare your addresses still the same? (i was going to try to send something)I also have a few cards I need to post that arrived early in year! I will try to post them this weekend once I'm back home and get my mini tree setup.
>got my santa's email last year to get details for a thank you card>got busy and didn't get a chance to do it>still feel kinda bad about itGuess I'll ask for a wishlist this weekend.
>>283448127I'm afraid I must disagree.You are lovable and WILL be loved >:cAnd maybe even by me if I can manage to fill out the application in the next hour aaaaaaaa I'm so bad at filling out forms or doing literally anything why am I like this ;-;
Can someone help me out with the form?I'm on google docs, but it's locked.Some of the forms say "select from the drop down", but I can't select and there's no drop down.What am I supposed to put for "I want to ship my cards/gift". Yes? How else are they supposed to get it.
>>283448579Tofu here, still at the same addy!
>>283448650Make a copy to your own Drive
>>283448650Did you download the sheet file and make your own copy?
>>283448650download it and then upload that file to your personal drive or edit it locally. you can't edit the linked one because that's the template the santas use
sometimes I forget many people aren't good with pcs
>>283448079Then you register with a girl's name
>>283448712Damn but I want homo anons to stalk me. It's hotter that way
>>283448650QUICK ANON OR YOU'LL BE LEFT OUTGOSH, YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD
>>283448958I'M DOING IT RIGHT NOW BUT I'M RETARDED OKAY.I DON'T EVEN HAVE A GOOGLE ACCOUNT SO I'M TRYING TO LEARN HOW TO USE APACHE I PUT ON MY COMPUTER LIKE 5 YEARS AGO AND NEVER USED.WHY CAN'T I JUST EMAIL THE TEXT INFORMATION AAAAAAAAAAAI've missed the past two years due to spectacular coincidences and I halfway expect my computer to die before I can hit submit / email / whatever.
>>283449035You can write directly to your monitor and send a photo to Santa
>>283449035If you don't have anything to edit it, grab libreoffice or something and edit the file with that
>>283449035Download the file and open it in any office program (I use libre office) and open the file in that, follow the instructions on the form and email it.Or do this. >>283437487
30 MIN LEFTALL YOU LURKERS AND FIRST TIMERS BETTER HURRY UP SO I CAN SEND YOU A CARD
arent the procrastinators the ones you would least want participating in this event?
>>283449210If you get your stuff by christmas anyway who cares.t. still trying to figure out what to put on my list
I'm going to be making custom key chains again this year for all my 13 cards you dorks are in for a treat.
>>283449035AAAAAAA APACHE JUST WIPED MY FIELDS WHYYYYYYY
>>283449291trying my hand at some too this year, I found something that'll help a newb like myself. I hope my anons aren't annoyed at me for an easy way out...
Finally stopped crying and sent my list in.Sant/a/s already responded.I can rest in peace.
>>283449291>Only 13 cardsI thought you loved us? Do 23 with homo cards.
>>283449412my taste in women and martial arts series with burly characters is enough for me to get called a fag but I don't know if that quite qualifies kek
FIVE MINUTES
>>283449443GIRI GIRI SAEFUThis is the first year I'm signing up. I always see this event and pass by it because I get horrible crippling depression this time of year. Here's hoping I can avert it this time.And it stays the moderate levels it normally is.
>>283449423I'll draw you some bara martial arts anon
It doesn't matter what your tastes are, I've already decided that I'll draw the last character you listed on your wishlist only. I give my love to the one who needs it the most.
>>283449495>yfw I didn't add any charactersI think I made a horrible mistake...
>>283449495I put needless on my list and this post flashbanged me and I'm now wondering if you're psychic or something.
>>283449519NEEDLESS...SNEEDLESS...I'm very much looking forward to 25 days of autism again this year.
>>283449495>Only character listed is my waifuIt's all coming together.
alright signups are closing now.looks like we're up about 11-12 people this year. Glad to see a lot of new faces too. (looks like we nearly hit 200 people this year).we will be working tomorrow afternoon on sorting/assignments. we're trying to target Sunday for sending out assignments. if you have any wishlist changes please make sure to send them in the next 24 hours or so because it's a pain in the ass to send them manually once we've already sent out assignments.
I'm excited.
>>283449639I've been on /a/ for over 15 years at this point. Might as well try it once
>>283449639Thanks for your labor! I hope everything goes right and I can start drawing by next Wednesday.
>>283449639>nearly 200 peoplefucking awesome stuff, I'm getting pumped up!
It is time.
>>283449639Being up in participants from last year is not something I expected. Good to hear. Looking forward to this.
>>283448295>forgot to put Show by Rock on my listFug. There's always one.
So, assignments this week?
>>283450901>forgot to put Show by RockDoesn't matter. I will still draw you a cute Cyan, even if you didn't ask for her.
>>283449639>if you have any wishlist changes please make sure to send them in the next 24 hoursGood, I was worried I couldn't fix that one small typo I made. I wouldn't be able to face my santa if that happened
>open mails >see no secret santa mail >open this thread>all cofirmation mails should have been recieved>rush to mail santas about no confirmation mail>two minutes later>find confirmation mail sitting there since yesterdayR-reminder to check first and panic later
I'm new to the game how do I not become a Grinch?
>>283451284Baka Yūko.
>>283443421Absolutely merry decision. Spoiled cards beat low love gifts always.>>283451318By realizing giving is really even more fun than recieving. If you hate your assignments wishlist just make a beautiful high effort irl shitpost.
this year I'll try NOT buying any figs
My life fell apart somewhat yesterday, so hopefully my fear of disappointing my anons will the be the motivation I need to get back on track.
>>283452185But I wanted figs for Christmas...
>>283452355too bad, you're getting boxes full of cocks
>>283452432I'm perfectly okay with this.
>>283449639I'm curious to see if the tier distributions have changed at all. I usually do the 125-150 tier, but am doing cards only this year because of the ever-changing shipping/tariff situation. AmiAmi only just recently resumed shipping to the US after a 2 month suspension, and they only offer two fairly slow shipping options, not to mention how backed up on orders they must be at this point. I considered doing handmade, but I don't really have any crafting skills so I chickened out, which I now regret.
Posting a couple cards I received after the threads last year were over before they get drowned out in assignment panicking.MM from RomaniaI love how cute and shoujo-esque your drawings are, thank you for the card! More and more I find myself drifting back to rewatch older shows or shows I hadn't gotten around to seeing from those times so I feel where you're coming from. Aside from daily meals I cook whatever recipe I stumble upon that looks interesting, but I admit I don't have that adventurous of a palate for international cuisine, so thank you for your suggestions. I made some questionable papanasi shortly after and really enjoyed them. I'll try cozonac this year.
>>283443760Well if anon is gonna go to such lengths and such efforts to get me to eat his cum, then I might as well. It would be rude not to
>>283453558MB of GermanyThank you for the laser cut Togame! Unfortunately, she was the only thing that got here. I saw on the customs form there were supposed to be keychains too but the USPS completely mangled then retaped the envelope. If you did make it around to watching Katanagatari, I hope you liked it.
>>283442037sasuga grace-sama
i wrote out my wishlist while drunk during r/a/dio last night do you think they'll notice?
>>283454816I live under the assumption that all wishlists were written while under the effects of adult juice.
>>283454816Depends on how drunk you were
>>283454936i didnt remember what i wrote near the end but you reminded me to go check and i realise i left stuff off oh well
Barely made it in time again because I was too busy with extrasanticular activities to follow the threads. Will post some cards tomorrow as I'm too dehydrated from last night to gather myself at this point in time.El Psy Kongroo
Trying againAS of Ireland if you're around let me know if you want your card from last yearhttps://desuarchive.org/a/thread/283100428/#283177064
>>283449307>>283449035Did you figure it out and send it in in time, retard-kun? If you submit it less than 24 hours after the deadline, maybe the santas will cut you some slack
>>283446500What time do you want me to visit your home?
>>283453558These are cute as fuck.
>>283438519Missed the secret santa deadline, so I guess it's homocards. Please treat me well.
>>283450901Santa said you still have time to fix that today anon!
Surely this year will be the year I meet a girl through secret s/a/nta and we will fall in love
>>283455744We're all little girls here.
I signed up with a girl name in hopes that an /a/non will come visit me on Christmas Eve.
>>283456291I signed up with a girl name in the hopes anon will overspend on me like a simp. So far, it’s worked all 3 years I’ve signed up.
>>283456291So what are you going to do when he does visit?
>>283456385Break out the nice skirt, panties, and thigh high socks.
>>283455744You could pretend to be a girl for an anon, be the change you want to see in the world.>>283456551>pantiesI miss them
>>283456617>I miss themWe can share mine!
If I go to an anon's house I'm meeting a girl and there's nothing he can do about it.
>>283456786You need to get past the door first, Yujiro.
>>283456786>anon opens his gift at 3am>It's a Konata cosplay>He looks out his window>Lightning strikes to reveal his santa standing across the street, breathing heavily
>>283456786Joke's on you, that's exactly what I wanted to happen.
>not using a PO boxwhy would anyone
>>283456880Your post made me laugh more than it should have.
>>283456961>consentNow I don't wanna do it.
Some lazy donkey ass santas this year........lists should already be out by now
>>283457179what do you mean? I already have the lists and my initials been posted
>>283456291Remember to wear fresh panties>>283456961>consentNow I'm interested. You can't be fat though, it would be gay if two fat ugly bastards had sex
>>283457179They're checking them twice.
>>283457384Sometimes fresh isn't always best. Sometimes you just gotta have that used panty smell.
>>283457179Santas are human too
if it could come out tomorrow that would be great otherwise i can't get supplies until next weekend
I managed to remember to get my list in! I hope whoever I get is ready for me to talk for 3 pages. Im excited to use my stationary as well, hopefully I can find some christmas themed items!
>>283459003>3 pages
>thread will become small list humiliation central as soon as matches roll out
>>283459349Rude. All lists, big or small, deserve to be loved equally. It's not about the size, it's about the message.
>>283459349Joke's on you. I like getting bullied from my list
well, my list is shit
>>283459682Oh anon. That's just what your Santa tells you to your face to not hurt your feelings.
>>283459349wut, the opposite. We hate people that write essays here
>>283459003I am ready to feed it to chatgpt for it to summarize.
you are meant to save the essay for the 3 page christmas card you send
>>283459976That's clearly what this anon>>283459003 was talking about.
>>283441566>Why everyone in this thread is weird?I'd rather be weird than a dumb ESL
>>283459003I'm going to need at least 5 pages
Can we ask Santa for a new match if our current one makes us uncomfortable? Last year my match's list screamed "I am a p*do" and I honestly felt weird for buying anything that fits his tastes
>>283460063yeah,you should w*ite to santa and he will switch the poor anon to s*meone sane
>>283453558Thanks for posting anon, so happy to hear my card made it through. It's always fun to experiment with cooking and I'm sure those questionable papanasi were delicious. Cozonac is the trial of fire for anyone who wants to test their skills, I wish you the best of luck.
What is with this corporate HR like speech itt, I feel like we will be making a team building exercise any time now. Can't you fags talk like an actual human being?
>>283459938they can’t summarise how stupid I am>>283460040done
>>283460204DID YOU EVER RECIEVE MY HOMO CARD WITH BEAR GUTS
>>283460282Cuteposting is an /ss/ tradition
>>283460063If lolis make you that uncomfortable then you don't belong on /a/.
>>283444110are you fucking kidding meis there any reason not to put that information in registration?
Will there be a new thread made when matches are sent or will we have to wait till Friday?
>>283460732there are autists that bumps these threads for almost the entire week so probably it will be alive
I need to know if this anon is lurking CB of GA , because he's the Ichigo anon I talked to before and I need to tell him that his card/package was returned and need to know if he moved.>>283460397Yes,your card arrived violated in my country's post office, it was cut open and the postal service here resealed it in a transparent bag and added a note stating that "it arrived in this condition". They didn't steal my husbando(s), nor the candy, which was delicious btw.Give me a moment please I'm making collages as we speak.For you, AE of Russia , WF of Canada too
>>283460773>CB of GAThat is me. Sorry, I rejected the package. I am not interested in stalkers, please stop harassing me.
>>283460282Bit of a culture shock seeing a thread that's not like the CSM threads you usually participate in, isn't it, my ESL friend?
>>283460282>I feel like we will be making a team building exercise any time now.We will.
I was lucky enough to get a card from Usagi, thank you anon >>283460397 I would've been deeply saddened and lost in life, had that bear Gutts not come for my rescue.I love your style and love the sparkly stickers and can't get over Kurama's luscious locks and sensual blushing. The finger heart is cute and I commend you for drawing hands. Christmas tree Geto is a very funny and creative idea, his hair fits the theme perfectly.Bear onesie Gutts is all I wished for, thank you for delivering anon!And for Christmas we eat many things but I highly suggest cozonac, it's like a sweet Christmas bread but it takes a while to make because you have to let the dough rest.I enjoyed your rambling and you sound like a fun person to be around. I hope you have a lot of fun this year as well.I sort of accidentally started watching JJK and continued to do so for the hot guys, many such cases.Audible kek at the kpop edits mention because those were inescapable, even if you don't use social media there might be that one friend that shows you stuff>>283460842anon will receive coal this kurisumasu because he's a bad liar
>>283460063All you had to do was draw a pointing loli on his card and write "I know what you are."
>>283461449>that card
WF of Canada your card is very, very cute. Thank you for this sparkly Kurama, his hair and early look very fluffy. I'm happy to find another fishwife, I will cherish the chibi, he looks so happy to finally be unwrapped and I love you added artsy birb too. I finally got that card where he's ribbon'd up when they reran it, worth it and I needed that damn pink for the combat.. Kotetsu&Barnaby look lovely and so comfy, it was truly the season for bromance.Thanks again anon, your card made me giggle and kick my feet because of how cute it was.
>forgot picAE of Russia your card made it through and thank you for the lewdness, a lot of lewdness to fit into one small card but you winged this, and the beautiful Kurama magnet, it has claimed the top spot on my fridge.I hope you had a good enough year and really hope you managed to get your kurisumasu cards, I know there were issues with sending anything to Russia in some countries.Thanks again and I hope this year's festive season will bring you joy as well.
First thing I’m doing when I get my assignment is checking out his house and then in December going there to hang out and deliver his gift.
the santas got to hurry up with the pairing or else ill have to get out the big whip
>>283462399Do you want cookies, or cheesecake. I'll make some to share anon
Thank you for the return card JR from UK. Thank you also for the delicious chocolate and I forgot...sorry which didn't last long.Your monkey is cute, great color scheme. Did you end up going to see japan this year? I don't know much about Ardèche, that place looks pretty. I need to get a cub...
>>283461622jelly?
Where is that old cookie recipe anon shared? Called them dainties or something
>>283463454Cheesecake.
>>283460773My address is still the same, did it tell you why it was returned? If you want to reach out to the santas, I don't mind them giving you my address again to double check that it's right.Are you MM?
Predictions for this year's happening? Will we get an anon who gets a mysterious knock on the door at 3 am?>>283463740this one?
>>283464276Yep! Thanks anon
>>283464262Yes that's me, it said "not deliverable as addressed no such number". I had this happen to other USA cards. I contacted Santas and will be giving them a list of cards that didn't make it. If you want a small sneak peak I can post something, but nothing that spoils everything since you had a lot of extra stuff, particularly with Ichigo. The snacks are long gone though, being eaten away while this anon was sobbing, but it would be no issues getting you new ones, if you have a preference for chocolate, candies or cookies, let me know.
>>283464276Nothing bad will happen this year. Everything will be fine. Fuck you.
we're in the process of sending out emails regarding matching bracket adjustments. (having to potentially make some bracket adjustments just so we can match people due to their shipping preferences)Please keep an eye out on your email just in case we reach out.
>>283464473A small sneak peak would be great, I never lost hope and checked the mail every day up until around June thinking 'today will be the day.' I remember you mentioning health issues last year, so I'm really glad that this wasn't health related.I don't really have much of a preference, but anything local would be great.
>>283464276A freak accident will cause every anon to send their gifts to me. Chaos will ensue as I take out dozens of Anonymous Anti-Grinch Forces (A2-GF) who are after my head, motivated by blind rage. However, this only makes the misunderstanding even worse.The destination? Santa Squad HQ. Cleverly hidder below the main offices of a new tech titan named SaSquH-Q that appeared out of seemingly nowhere and dominated the silicon doll market before buying out all opposition.My last hope is freeing SantaLoli and clearing my name using her powers before finally coming face to face with the true mastermind who framed me... (You)This Christmas at your nearest movie theater!NO RETURNS
>>283464878I'll keep my eyes opened.
>>283464276After a very long postal strike the Canadian anons receive all of their gifts and cards within the same four day period before Christmas, causing the entire thread to appear Canadian. Confused non-Canadians who weren't aware of the strike lifting wander around in horror asking what happened.
>>283464970Here's the cleaned sketch for the front of the main card.Me eyestrain was the biggest issue. I changed glasses prescription twice in less than 10 months, was a bit of a struggle last year but this year I'm back to an ophthalmologist who actually wanted to help and not take a lot of money while telling me "maybe you just shouldn't draw and paint anymore". Oh there were some local sweets too, I'll get you the ginger and coconut ones again for sure. There was also a pink ruby chocolate but I haven't been able to find that one again, I'll search for something else that's pink and tasty.
>>283464276This event hasn’t had a real happening in ages. It’s for the better but acting like it’s a regular thing is dumb.
I'm happy so many people still use the cookie recipe over the years. I will probably be baking some for my gift/whitelist cards this year
>>283465394That looks great, I can't wait to get it!I'm glad it wasn't a life threatening issue and that you're doing alright.Hope you have a Merry Christmas, anon.
>>283465567It happens every other year. And also survivorship bias implies if there is a psycho murderer among us, we wouldn't hear about it
>>283464276also this pic of them
>>283464276I feel like we’re due for something but we haven’t had anything truly bad happen for a while. All we can worry about is the first timers treating this as something to not take seriously and send a card with no effort, same with gifts. That or get offended/fucking weird about females taking part and the usual jealous types.
Remember the last year's anon that bullied a jew anon?
>>283466436I got a hanukkah card from him
>>283466436I got a Jew card from him. If I remember correctly he was banned from the program and he tried running his own side program in the threads and I was the only one that signed up for it
>>283466436jew anon? bullied? who could have done such a thing, he's a kind soul.
>>283466436I sent a present to him 2 years ago. I don't remember seeing the bullying last year though.
>>283466388>first timers treating this as something to not take seriouslyyou are taking this way too seriously anon.
>>283467080did he fuck up and do something bad?
>>283464025I'll make up some matcha cheesecake anon. I hope to see you outside my window soon
>>283467346I think he was the anon that asked for a guitar or something, got pissed off that his sign up was declined, and tried to start his own personal secret santa in the threads
>>283466436I just remember the Morrigan figure anon.
>>283467346One anon kept leaving anti semistic mails at his match's house
>>283467278as someone who had a first timer not take it seriously and got sent junk, it’s the luck of the draw. it’s pretty sad though, if your going to send shit, make sure it’s alright quality. Most anons will at least be somewhat smart about it though.
>>283467551I only send junk if my match has shit taste. Maybe it is you.
>>283467665anon you wound me, that’s not very kurismasu of you! I spit in the cookies I make if they have shit taste and send decent gifts at least, keep it classy. maybe it’s you who’s at fault.
The people making the Excel sheet should fix the address line and make it 2-3 lines
>>283466388>That or get offended/fucking weird about females taking part and the usual jealous types.You mean the anons who sign up with female names for better gifts from simps
>>283467822Hold down the right ctrl key when hitting enter to make a new line.
>>283467994It doesn't work for me when I tried that
>>283468037>>283467822Skill issue
>>283468037Then write your text in notepad with line breaks and copypaste it into the input field.
>>283453655Oh!!! I think I got a C.C. cut from them!!!!
>>283467942you expect users to be that smart? genuinely?
>>283468589wait, you don't use a female name? anon you could get 2x-3x the price range gifts you applied for.
If my anon has a female name I'm getting him an artbook and calling it a day
>>283468589retard post
>>283468654>>283467942It also allows you to scam your anon by giving him an undervalued gift. He won't complain
>>283468654if I'm believing what their telling me here, I could get a few new fumos out of the handmade-$25 category for sure!
>>283468887um actually I base the effort/quality of my fumos on how much I like the characters the anon put in their wishlist. I typically don't even notice the name until I have to ship. The key to getting a good fumo is liking what I like
>>283468887You would probably get a prize figure instead.
>>283469044Pic not related?
>anon got abducted by aliens during his vacation and didn't post his giftRest in wide, anon. I'll draw a bath in your memory one of these days.
Honestly I stayed out of the $25/handmade because I always felt like I was swindling someone since I couldn't make anything. Trying this year with something, still gonna toss in a prize figure too or something else neat.>>283469044>the main character I'd ask for is decently obscure and doesn't seem popular at all.Its prolly a good thing you're likely to not be my Santa then....
we gotta keep this thread going
>still no assignmentlazy fucking santas
>>283470500anon they said Sunday
>>283463145
Don't believe the rumors... I'm here this year and sending holiday cheer straight to (You)>>283466436I don't remember being bullied beyond the usual pile of nazi paraphernalia that people attach with the cards/ gift I receive ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ >>283467080>>283467419kek this anon was not me but certainly jew-ish if not a proper member of the chosen people already. although if my reputation must be sacrificed to absolve others of their sins, I guess there's precedent for that
>>283471561>sending holiday cheer straight to (You)Mail does not travel straight, so... pigeons?
>>283470697
Pretty ridiculous, lazy ass Santas
>>283472266
You're supposed to wait a few days after assignments before you begin shopping anyway. Cool your jets, man.
>>283472319You probably got me, you can go ahead and start making my card. My wishlist includes hololive, genshin impact, and any anime in fortnite. My favorite anime of the year is lord of mysteries and my favorite manga is solo leveling.
>>283464276It's no dead sea scrolls, but I was thinking about sending someone this. Probably won't, but I thought it was a neat idea. Maybe something simpler, though?
RR from Portugal did you ever get my pink and green hisoka card? With Natsume and snufkin? I tried putting tea in there too but I don’t know if it ever made itAlso AP from Italy did you ever get my Neuro eating card?
>>283472335One last festive ojamajo before I go to sleep and die. Metaphorically.
>>283472370I wish I got you as my recipient, stellar taste.
AM of FL did the hanging Hooni card ever make it to you?
>>283461712Glad my card arrived safely :)I'm happy you like the Kurama and the chibis, I had fun thinking of ways to make them cute and festive. I pulled on that rerun too but instead of a fish I got Xavier ;-; Anyways, I hope you have a good holiday season!
Can you retards shut the fuck up about gacha shit
>>283473142I like uc engage and I won't lie
Santas if I get anyone with remotely any gacha or vtubers on their list, I’m grinching, fair warning
>>283473170to be fair i put it last
>>283473220On an /a/ secret santa
>>283473229is umamusume gacha if i've only watched the anime
>>283473229If you think that's bad, some autists put anime in their wishlists in the /vmg/ secret santa
I want a hug for Christmas ;_;
>>283473371If you aren’t attractive and within 100km of any Santa willing to visit your house that’s not happening
>>283473414Sometimes people flirt with me
>>283473474retard, they laugh at you
>>283473414Who needs to be attractive for a hug?
>>283473170I'm fully prepared to get grinched for listing battle shonen but of course it'd be nicer to recieve a card full of bullying.>>283473371Did you put it on you list though.
>>283473504Mean>>283473556No, I forgot
Forgot and missed the deadline. FuckI'll mail cards to my old matches I guess just to do something. It'll be funny if they've moved since.
>>283450942We'll probably have them today, or maybe tomorrow. Hope it's today, I want to start reading my anon's beautiful lists as soon as possible.
>>283473939Baka Akari. How could you miss the deadline? We've been here for a month. I thought of doing the same, sending cards to anons from years ago. But who knows if those guys are still alive.
>>283474484There is literally nothing wrong with sending some Christmas cheer to skeletons
>>283474484I'm dead and I'd love a suprise card.
>still no assignmentsThat is it, I am blocking santa and grinching
>>283474484>Baka Akarithis but unironically. what a fucking retard.
>>283473556I will grinch all shonen and isekai enjoyers just because I don't like to possibility of mailing things to an underage person and got a visit from police.
