annoying that fern called stark's dick small, as if she has any reference. artist should just have made her blush or something instead
Old man Priest guy
>>283691682The only reason I can imagine people staying this butthurt over a throwaway joke for so long is because they also have small dicks.
>hehe she should have blushed and he should have a nosebleed
>>283691877Nose bleeds are gay
>>283691682>ZOMG SHE LAUGHED INSTEAD OF GETTING EMBARRRASSED! SHES GOT SUCH HECKIN AMAZING DECONSTRUCTIONIST WRITINGI hate anime fans so much.
>>283691682>as if she has any referenceSorry pea dick, she does have reference.She's referenced my BIG DICK
>>283691682Fern is a bitch with eating disorder.Stark did the right thing to embrace true, healthy and mentally stable masculinity and hang out with Kraft.
>>283692196mmmm booby loops
Stark was in the pool
>>283691859The only rational take
>>283692121Are you okay?
>>283692196I don't get where this comes from It's definitely not what you actually see of her on screen or in the manga
>>283691859This, or simply the joke was badly executed. Stark would've been whacked after leaving a comment on Fern's tits or something, while here we have Fern dissing Stark's dick and Stark acting like a sissy. A gag humor bit turned out to be something weird and unfunny.
>>283691682>As if she has any referenceWe flat out see that she bathed in saunas and hot springs with Heiter when she was growing up, so she was comparing Stark to Heiter.
>>283692311
>>283691682>>the whole anime is about a womans regret of not taking chads cockholy shit
>>283692121>getting butt flustered over something no one even saidIs it time for your medicine, anon? Do you want to take it with some choccy miwk?
>>283691682Shark hasn't even finished growing up.
>>283692331>A gag humor bit turned out to be something weird and unfunnyI'm not saying you have to find it funny. I don't find it particularly funny. Like I said, it's a throwaway joke.>Fern gets x-ray vision>In an inversion of the usual trope of a guy using x-ray vision to look at a girl, we instead get Fern looking at Stark and making a small dick jokeThe end.And yet, two years later this dumb joke has continued to make people (with small dicks) seethe. Now that I find pretty funny.
>>283691828>>283692342I thought priests have to get their dick chopped off?
>>283692964Where the fuck do you get that idea
>>283692727>people You're safe here anon, we know girls don't have dicks. You can just say guys.
>>283693009Go back to /v/ tourist
>>283691682
>>283691682Fern bullying my small penis with her big boobs
>>283691682What do you mean no reference? She lived with a priest and known alcoholic.
>>283692727Well, it's an autistic anime with autistic cast. It's obvious that autistic people might be attracted to it and seethe over irrelevant scenes.
>>283693400I don't think I've ever even posted on /v/
>>283691859>because they also have small dicks.Yes, and?
>>283692964That's eunuchs, not priests...
>>283691682That means Heiter raped her
>>283694303No it doesn't The fuck are you talking about
>>283694303Truth Nvke
>>283691682Probably because the writer is the typical Japanese cuck with a humiliation fetish
>>283691682Fern is the kind of girl that would secretly read books with dicks on it.
>>283692727>>283691859I have a big dick but I'm strongly against shitting on people for having smaller dicks. I love other men.
>>283694397Why do you think that
>>283694425Most men are pickmes who tear other men down for the approval of women, even gay men.
>>283694467You sure about that?
>>283691859Or they don't like the obvious showing she's a slut size queen.
>>283694746>obvious showing she's a slut size queen.>"She's not blushing over my rock hard two-incher? Size queen! Slut! Whore!"You're only reinforcing the idea that you deserve to be laughed at.
>>283694397Says the guy self-inserting as the butt of the joke.
>>283694860>>283694890YWNBAW
>>283694860You genuinely don't understand it shows she's sexually experienced, meaning she's a demonstrably loose woman who's known other men? I don't give a shit about her relationship with Stark. It rings hollow for an idealistic fantasy. You smell painfully underage if you couldn't understand that even after I explained it to you in the first post. I know because I was as fucking retarded as you 18 years ago and needed someone to explain it. Don't worry, you'll cringe at yourself later.
I don't see why I'm supposed to hate men for having smaller dicks.
>>283694523There's more than enough proof of it.
>>283691682Heiter dick was 11 inches erect and it fully went inside of Fern so is over for Stark...
>>283691682She was a total slut in her 200's
>>283694972Did you never see a naked person irl before having sex?
Can't wait for Witch Hat Atelier to come out
>>283691682>>283691859KWAB. This.
>>283694972No, Fern is not a slut
I'll be real with you, I just assumed Stark is a grower and the whole gag is his shit is obviously going to be small and Fern was just being stupid. He even says it isn't small. Like, he's not exactly full mast at all times.
>women stand up for other women no matter how their body looks>men will eagerly find any excuse to tear down other men, even fags do thisWhy are men like this?
that has to be bait
>all men know that most flaccid dicks don’t look impressive and aren’t at all indicative of true size >woman spots a flaccid one and giggles >men: “hahaha right, so small”Meanwhile they measure their dong starting from their butthole and pretend most of them aren’t the same. Dick size is a psyop that turns men into gynocentric fools. It’s honestly a gay topic.
>>283695964Place your bets gentlemen, is this anon a woman or a troll?
>>283696069I like how flaccid dicks look.
>>283691682Fern's reference is Heiter. Remember he raised her from a baby, so he had to bathe her as a child and all that nonsense. She's probably seen him flaccid.
is this female fanservice?
>>283691682Fern is a big girl with earnest concerns if such a small thing can rub her the right way. Why are you playing it off as an annoyance or a joke?
Is Serie dead yet?
>>283696274If the contrast between his personality and his combat prowess is anything to go by, Stark is the type that seems unimpressive but is powerful when it's time to act
>>283691682How do you know that. anon? She's probably sucked more dicks than your average faggot.
>>283696507>Probably Your mother is not a good point of reference
Anon getting irrationally angry over a throwaway small dick joke are my favorite threads
>>283693500>flaccid dick after a showerhe never stood a chance
>>283691682She saw mine and she knew it was huge
>>283691682>as if she has any reference.she checks out every guy's cock
The number of people who apparently don't even realize this is a carbon copy of the classic aqua troll thread is depressing.
>>283695944This I took it like that Seinfeld joke.>I WAS IN THE POOL!
>>283697045Witch anime character is the most like george?
>>283694972>it shows she's sexually experiencedIt's just a joke by Fern, teenagers make jokes about fucking your mom's shithole despite being virgins. It means nothing.Bigger indication of Fern having experience would be the fact she lived with a priest for many years.
>>283697276Weak bait
>>283696815>>283694972>>283696507Incel faggots
Fern acts like a total bitch to her companions and they just kinda let her do it. It's very weird.
>>283697231Makato Isshiki from Love Chunibyo and other Delusions
>>283691682Fern and Stark ruin the vibe of the show, not gonna lie.
>>283691859My dick is about 5 to 5.5 inches and I thought it was funny.
>>283691859you literally worship demons
>>283691682dicklet hands typed this post
>>283697975Tranny claws wrote this post
>>283694303Possible, but who really knows. What it does confirm is that he was hung like a horse.
>>283691859n-no
>>283691877Yes.
>>283698148>a fictional character insulted another fictional character about penis size>this is a personal attack against meLmao, confirmed for micropenis
>>283698411>tranny mentioned>"lol small penis"pottery
>>283698468Well you're the one on HRT, you tell me
In secret, Fern has probably read books with male nudity in it.
>>283698493Don't tell anyone but, I'm actually on that updog.
>>283691682>t.gook
>>283698630Why would a Heiter have books with naked men?
>>283698655GAYter was a priest, and all priests are gays. Just ask the choir boys.
>>283691682was this NTR bait necessary? now there will be so many headcanon fanmade stuff about fern cheating because stark has a limp dick
>>283698667>Just ask the choir boysI've never actually seen any in Frieren.Is this on purpose?
I honestly don't think Fern is the type who'll use magic to peep at someone's junk. Maybe she was implying he has small feet, or small toes, or "small" merely decorative pockets instead of practical ones. Like think about it for a second- the girl mentally shuts down when Stark merely touches her shoulder, and doesn't want to carry Stark or be carried by Stark when either of them is ill and cannot walk.
Frierentfree
Nothing wrong with small penis humiliation. Due evolution the average has shrunk by 2cm in just 100 years in europe, so we, the modern generation should embrace it as something hot, like cuckoldry and chastity cages, like nature intends
>>283698774Bejitabro btw.
>>283698671There's nothing NTR about it. When Fern first saw Kraft doing squats she told everyone else there was a pervert in there just like how she calls Stark an ecchi. She's just dumb and doesn't know anything about men because frierens autism rubbed off on her. Kraft is just a gigachad but he has no interest in Fern.
>>283691682I thought jokes of a small dick were still okay in current age, but I guess they as well became politically incorrect
>>283691682She has one reference and his cock was huge
>>283691682Wasn’t this because he was flaccid?
>so small>cums when she gets her neck touched by himYou know she's still going to take it no matter what she says about it, right? If you think women don't default to small-dick as an insult no matter whether or not they know it is you haven't been around women at all.
>>283698774Penises haven't gotten smaller, they just don't use self-reported results anymore. Every country that allows self-reported measurements has a bigger average than those that don't, and when they switch to strictly measured results the average goes down. Because so many men lie about their size.
While I understand women will be women, there's no reason for men to humilliate other men for their size.
>>283700248If anything human dicks are rather large when compared with our closest relatives and the evolutionary tendency has been bigger penises ever sonce we evolved.
>>283700437/thread
Personally I think our smaller endowed Anons should embrace it. At least you get to enjoy SPH. Nobody is in to BPH.
>>283692311His whole shtick is>dude sex with fotm anime girl lmao
>>283698403Incredible fat distribution>>283698655It's not like she was a shut-in. Heiter probably gave her an allowance and on trips into town she'd buy them for herself and after she started tutoring under Frieren, she definitely would have had plenty of money and opportunity to buy girl smut on her own.
>>283691859Or maybe people just don't like seeing Stark have his masculinity insulted.
I have a 2 inch flaccid penis and a 7 inch erect penis and it makes me mad knowing if an ignorant woman ever saw my soft penis she would think it was small when it's really not
>>283700248>Every country that allows self-reported measurements has a bigger average than those that don't, and when they switch to strictly measured results the average goes down.kek this is so funny. Got any source to read more?
>>283691682Getting mad at this scene is advertising that you have small penor
I have a small dick and I wasn't offended by this scene. However, that doesn't mean the scene wasn't mean-spirited or "offensive" as it were. Something can be bad without the viewer taking it personally.
I have a big dick and I was offended by this scene. However, that doesn't mean the scene was mean-spirited or "offensive" as it were. Something can be good with the viewer taking it personally.
>>283701330Oh neat I've never had this happen to me before, thanks!
>>283694467No, gay men are dickmes.
>>283696747>Anon getting irrationally angry over a throwaway smallSMALL?!
>>283691682Girls don't blush when seeing penises. It's men who like bodyparts. I'm not sure why this is a big deal anyway, because stark could be a grower rather than a shower.
>>283701898>girls don't care about looks Shitty bait
>>283700929He doesn't. All the countries in the world have actual measurements
>>283691682I advise you to go to an onsen in Japan. It's hilarious
>>283696777Aqua's resurrection decreases dick size each time you revive.
>>283691682If Fern was in Witch Hat Atelier, they'd have lobotomized her for that stunt.
Why are tiny lads so easily offended? From height to dick to hands, if someone calls them small they throw a huge fit over it. Big lads don't chimp out when people point out they're big
>>283704687>ImplyingA single glance at random /pol/tard threads tell me you fags are immensely butthurt at any slur sendt your way and decide billions must die for it
>>283701898You are a liarMaybe it's on purpose to decieve usMaybe it's unconsciously to decieve yourself Either way, you're lying
>>283691682Where's the scene with Stark and Kraft in bed from
>>283705072Frierens anime
>>283700922That just means you have to master the art of getting hard really fast.
>>283691859I feel like even if I had a huge dick I would still hate size queenssadly, I'll never know
>>283705458Size queens don't actually exist, they are purely a male invention.
>>283705516Come on, do you really think women who prefer big dicks don't exist? Just like women who prefer tall guys, men who prefer big boobs, etc.
>>283705677I'm sure there are some who have a preference, but I feel like "size queen" implies far more than just a preference. Most men like big boobs but they aren't going to turn down sex from a flat-chester that is otherwise extremely attractive. Same applies here. Size queens are a porn fantasy for men who get off on humiliation.
>>283691877I would honestly take those overplayed tropes over literally no emotion or reactions ever from the two female leads.
>>283699750>bodybuilder has a dick so tiny his thong is practically flat>spindly old man in the green stripes in the back has a bulge so big it looks like he shat himselfthe eternal oji-san...
>thread about guy's dick size>instant repliesAre you faggots so insecure?Also this >>283691859
>>283705743This
>>283698774goku said this
>>283700922start jacking off is front of her to show her it's not small
>>283705743Frieren is an austic elf so she has an excuse. The purple one has no excuse, apart from having almost no personality.
>>283691859an emoji destroyed the entire country of korea small dick jokes are serious shit
>>283708916Sauce?
>>283709239Post it in a solo leveling thread and get banned
>>283709239https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megalia
>>283709315Kek
>>283708916Emoji and 100 years of gender wars.
>>283708276>>283698804WTF is wrong with DBZfags?Man, hispachan dying ruined 4chan
>>283691859compared to an ant, I have a giant pp. so youre wrong
>>283709419>Femcels stop serial murderers and organized crime>Meanwhile incels shoot up schoolsI dunno, I can't exactly say I disrespect this despite it being a female movement.It also sounds like a cool plot for an animated near future movie
>>283709315>man-hwa mods have tiny dicksmany such cases
>>283691682I just find it hotter honestly to imagine Stark hatefucking her after this. Would give it to her so hard for saying this, make her eyes roll with that tiny dick.
>>283712505I got a whole bunch of 3 day bans for posting it when the anime aired. Worth it.
>>283691682I don't understand the hate for this series, I thought it was good and had some depth to it.
>>283691859I have no idea why people on /a/ give a shit. Literally what is the difference between /a/ and those koreans who cry about the pinching emote at this point. It's absolutely bizarre, you don't see people bitching about all the girls teasing K1 in Higurashi about his dick looking like a baby seal or something to this day
>>283704301no because she is a woman
>>283715338>>283704301I don't get it
Alright anons let's settle this: indicate your penis size (or if you have a biological vagina) and whether you found the joke funny, offensive or inoffensive. I'll start.5-5.5 inches depending on how it's measuredI found it inoffensive.
>>283714113It's a good show. /a/ is just full of loud contrarians and trolls.
>>283691682It's hilarious how you dicklets are STILL seething at this scene.
>>283694746>>283705458No one likes a micro dick. That's not being a size queen, that's just being normal.
Women understand dick size by pure instinct. They just know.If they see it and are disappointed you should just rope desu, because she's always right about that.
>>283694972Having sex isn't bad.
>>283712268>wikipediaNever trust wikipedia on social issues
>>283691682This joke alone created hundreds of NTR doujinshi(s)
>>283692196I'd fuck Fern like June Lovejoy.
Here's a protip: it's less about the length and more about the girth.
>>283716603The fact that this was your response is somehow even dumber than the post you're responding to
>>283716603>Having sex isn't bad.Only if you're married. >>283717956I hate Korea so much it's unreal.
>>283691682I bet fern reads a lot of smut.
>>283717956>Don't trust wikipedia dude>trust this totally factual post from a random anon instead!
Today i pinched myself to make sure i was awake.Many korean men got angry and sendt me death threats.
>>283717956>not using light background so the texts are not readable
>>283719401Get a better screen
>>283719283>Hey feminist magazine is this group of women heckin' good girls?>Heck yeah they are! Just hear what my friends say about themHalf of the sources in that article are just people agreeing with themselves.>>283719283You're free to debunk the claims in that image yourself.Unless you only trust Verified™ by Real® People sources.Reminder 4chan is called the internet hate machine and yet, it's still up.The Megalia site had been scrubbed from the internet, not even archive.org has a back up.The snuff vidoes are still floating around, though.
>>283719401
>>283719528>Double replyOkay saar, but nah, i trust 8cuck culture warriors with VPNs and proxies instead! Just like how i trust totally american posters saying how evil europe is and how great Russia is on /pol/. Their rather poor English is just how americans are...Obviously korean incels aren't a bunch of deranged losers who let anime jokes affect them, it's just every woman in the world being evil (which anime actually do show).
>>283691682She was raised by a priest, she's seen a lot of penis.
>>283720532>I believe whatever aligns to my worldview and will strawman any criticism while I present no evidence to support my statements because I'm afraid of being wrong>No I don't need to know the language or read the sources those articles list>Yes I will blindly trust the non profit organization that makes $100+ millions of dollars in donations and donates half to itself to as expenses>Yes I will donate $2.75 to dab on incels
>>283718256Ok incel.
My small penis between Fern's big breasts.
>>283691682wait, is Fern my NTR queen?!?!?! why didn't anyone tell me before?
>>283720713>Random sales chart with nothing conclusive, nor does the post explain what is the issueOkay saar. i am convinced. Long live Kim Jong Un! Big korean cock will conquer the world!
>>283720713To be fair, dabbing on incels is pretty fun, i'd pay money for that too. Watching the zoo ape chimpout is always funny.
>>283720713>No, you see, koreans having small dicks is actually an evil CIA sponsored plot by the entire west and every korean woman is lying since they're paid off!kek, calm down kim, you weren't gonna get to use it anyway.
>>283721045>Wikimedia Foundation>RandomIt's directly self-reported from a source you trust.
>>283721111Wikipedia frequently begs me to donate to them OR ELSE IT'S OVER. Maybe those donations actually comes from random people who use the site instead of some shady shadow organization?They're rather strict on sourcing after all, and you can see every edit and change if you care.If i made an article about how Vegeta is actually based on nazism while Goku is the democratic west based on my own blog speculations, it wouldn't even get published.
>>283721111Out of curiosity, what's your opinion on wikileaks?
>>283691859Where is her reference for dick size bro?
How come nips (generally small pp) didn't mass riot after this episode? Perhaps no one wanted to admit they have small penises?
>>283721329Anatomy books, shared baths with older males, talks between girls
>>283721143Wikipedia has so much money they had to create 2 more NPOs just to hold that money.1 is a fund and 1 is charityThe fund exists for the charity and the charity exists for Wikipedia, and Wikipedia donates to the fund.>rather strict on sourcingDepends on the traffic and interest of the article.>If i made an article about how Vegeta is actually based on nazism while Goku is the democratic west based on my own blog speculations, it wouldn't even get published.So I actually did look into this.As long as you can get Vice, Huffingtonpost, and The Gaurdian to create an article for youIt will suffice as a source to validate as an addition to an existing article.Look at "big dick energy"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_dick_energyThe actual barrier to validate an article is pretty low.>>283721156I don't personally use it enough to have a grounded opinion on it.
>>283721711>rather strict on sourcing>Depends on the traffic and interest of the article.It really doesn't. Of course not many actual experts can verify how fly penises look like during mating, but when it comes to historical events, there is. And people who display a clear personal bias get blocked from editing or changing sources (and changes reverted back).I take it you have problems with things like the holocaust or unit 731 articles?
>>283721473Japan is a based society where social unity matters more than pathetic individual insect mentality like korea, so they would never cause problems over something so small, pun intended. I just pray that europe will one day adopt their superior culture instead of american.
>>283721766There is nothing based about women ridiculing men
>>283721814Most size ridicule comes from other men. Dicklet? Manlet? Scrawny? All men mocking other men for being "weaker" and lesser, and perhaps ironically, not being good enough for a woman due their physical flaws.
>>283721830Men ridiculing lesser men is perfectly fine and should be even encouraged
>>283691859go simp your slut somewhere else fucking cuck
>>283719599nice, now that one is readable
Do people really chimp out over one throwaway gag line and ignore all the relationship development between these two over the rest of the season?
>>283692311They're very particular about anything that could be remotely construed as fan service (most of the time), but just off the top of my mind there is that one scene where Frieren lies down to rest in Fern's lap and has her view obstructed by her tits which would imply they have to be decently big.
>>283721862Why?
>>283721862Woman/blackedfag hands typed this
>>283694746She gets with Stark. So you are wrong.
>>283722236I miss frieren and I'm sad that the author took a break
>>283721473Japanese men look at their small pps and go "shikata ga nai"
>>283724178I (white man) do the same thing.Genetics either fuck you over, or you get lucky.It's the way she goes.
>>283691682>as if she has any referenceanon, she has magic x-ray vision
>>283724178Heh, thanks for the chuckle
>>283722236I think their relationship is cute. To be honest I'm looking forward to the anime because of their relationship and want to see them go on a date.
>>283720532>>283721045>you are indian>you are russian>you are north koreanNigga can you make up your mind
>>283700882>Having you masculinity tied to your dick sizeThat's kinda pathetic
>Fern only has 1 comparison for a penis and that is HEITER THE GIGA CHAD who is also an elderly man vs Starks teenager. >Fern has a very unique sense of humor and just said it to get an outburst from stark >Fern never used the spell and was just lying to Frieren and decided to make fun of Stark as well >Stark actually is on the smaller side Any of these options work. It doesn't fucking matter because she likes Stark regardless. Penis size isn't the end all be all for women. Women want a man they can show off and penis size is just one aspect. Which isn't even enough since women value the ability to fuck good which is not actually tied to penis size rather technique. A guy can have a 9 inch monster but if he doesn't know how to use it the girl is going to leave him and stay with a guy with a 3 inch pump who knows how to please a woman. If you're fat, ugly, poor, awkward and have a small penis than yeah, you are bottom of the fucking barrel. Even ugly motherfuckers with nothing going for them can occasionally hit above their weight class if they have no shame talking to women
So small...
>>283717956Never trust 4chan on social issues
>>283696127Gay
if the dick is small then why women cry and """"traumatized"""" when they're being raped? they should just laugh instead lol. check mate
>>283691859Lot of small dicks hate to see this fact.
>>283691682I WAS IN THE POOL
>>283691859It doesn't really help to endear your characters when you pull stuff like this too early
>>283728158Is that an actual question
>>283728158Imagine the burn when the rape victim starts insulting your tiny dick
>>283722799Yes, and it doesn't really make sense with her established characterization, unless of course it was fuel meant for NTRniggers like yourself.
