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>>288254137I just watched this shit today. Am I smoking crack? This shit is so BORING.
>>288254161filtered
>>288254137Fucking tiktok dancing zoomers
>>288254192>old dance = cute>new dance = cringeStay mad zoom zooms :^)
>>288254137my wife is so perfect bros
>>288254137So as a joke, I went to my friend's house while wearing Konata's blue wig and uniform. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made me feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said, "Yup."He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted, "Oh God, Konata!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me, "Why did we do that? Now I'm totally gay." But he looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my face, "Let's just pretend I'm still Konata."
>>288254137For me, it's Tsukasa.
haven't seen the "game of pretend" comic in ages albeit it's more of a /v/ meme
>>288254181Yeah, I guess I could get past how fucking boring it is.
>>288254161It gets 10 times better after the Yamakan episodes.
IT'S I BUY THE SAUSAGE! THIS THREAD IS RUINED!
>>288254161
>>288254361>it's more of a /v/ meme???
Which Lucky wud u fug
>>288254161It's ok, it just means you should move to >>>/co/
>>288254848Endless Konata fugging (and hugging)
>>288254137
>>288254848All of the flat ones
>>288255342Please step on me with your heels while using me as an ashtray, OL Konata!
>>288254161This man is weak and feebleminded, laugh at him
>>288254137ONE!TWO!!THREE!!!
>>288254161Only the first episode is bad.
>>288254137>not the most popular KagamiTime to fix that
>>288254137She hires male prostitutes.
>>288254137Do you accept?
>>288256057Hell no
>>288256621I imagine this happening between Konata and Kagami in that scenario.
>>288256621>>288256673forgot the pic
>>288254848>Never watched this show>This dance is still stuck in my head due of too many sessions on MARO_KART on TF2please kill me.
>>288256734Misaoposter's wife is so cute
>>288254294could've just said nohomo but whatevs
>>288256730Those memories are critical for the survival humanity
>>288254137what is this tiktok dance bullshit?
>>288257529Are you pretending to be retarded or are you genuinely mentally deficient
>>288256654Cute pic, I've always loved that red jacket thing she wears, looks so comfy.
>>288257820I bet most of the time she doesn't wear anything under that jacket
>>288255342M-Mommy!!!
>>288254161Granted the first episodes don't really stand out, but it's comfy and I loved everything about itWhich is funny because a decade ago I tried k-on and I was bored to tears, I wonder if I tried now that I'm 30 years old if I wouldn't enjoy now.Then again it's probably a mood thing, I'm not craving action like I used to.
>>288257820
>>288258120>Then again it's probably a mood thingI believe this. I wanted to rewatch hidamari sketch recently, as I love it and haven't watched it since 2020, but I just wasn't feeling it. Preferences are everchanging, even if slightly or subtly, and you shouldn't force yourself to try to enjoy something. One day I might start binging it before I realize it
>>288254299what happened to the Tsukasaspammer?did he dieded?
>>288254294
>>288254848Misao.
>>288254848Kuroi every day
>>288256681>>288256673No way fug
>>288254848MisaoMeet Misao. Talk to Misao. Become friends with Misao. Tell Misao she's pretty. Make Misao blush. Romance Misao. Love Misao. Ask Misao out on dates. Movies with Misao. Walks with Misao. Restaurants with Misao. Beach with Misao. Confess love to Misao. Kiss Misao. Hold Misao's hand. Hug Misao.Keep dating Misao. Marry Misao. Honey moon with Misao. Princess carry Misao to bed. Kiss and lick Misao's body. French kiss Misao. Lick Misao's neck. Gently finger Misao. Suck Misao's breasts. Lick Misao tummy. Remove Misao's panties. Eat out Misao. Interlock fingers with Misao. Slow insertion into Misao. Slowly break Misao's hymen. Listen to Misao's moans. Gentle first-time sex with Misao. Ejaculate deep inside Misao. Kiss Misao. Cuddle with Misao to sleep. Cook breakfast for Misao next day. Pamper Misao. Caress Misao's hair. Kiss Misao's forehead. Support Misao's goals. Live a happy life with Misao.Total Misao Love.
Yui is underrated cute, too bad she's married.
>>288260305Get in the car, losers.
>>288260305
>>288254161The first few episodes are the biggest filter ever
halo?
>>288254137I should rewatch this, it's been almost ten years since I watched it for the first time
I love her crashouts.
>>288254848The blue one
>>288260453Kagachubby.
ˢˢʰʰʰ
>>288260436>unshaven
I haven't seen this in ages. I wonder how a lot of the humor holds up today.
>>288254848yes
>>288260835It kind of does and doesn't but that's part of the appeal. It's basically a time capsule for old otaku culture.
>>288260835>>288260924Hearing all the songs in EDs is just amazing.
>>288260436BUSH
>>288260924>>288260835I watched it 7 months ago and I still remember Minoru going on a whole rant about the meaning of tsundere on ep 10
>>288254161Gonna let you in on a secret: It was fun back in the day because it was meta commentary on anime and its culture. The ONLY reason it is as popular again is because third worlders are now watching it. Primarily spics. It was always a classic but only in recent years has it gotten attention again.
>>288254161first post worst post
>>288257820They're very comfy, especially if you're place is a bit cool in the winter months and you don't run the heat too high. And the short sleeves stay out of the way, allowing you to work without them bumping stuff.
>>288260691Someone needs to marry Konata and make her a stay-at-home mom so she can play videogames and shitpost on 2chan all day
>>288262598She would just be a Vtuber or have an Onlyfans showing her loli body for money.
>>288254161You had to be there.
>>288254161The first 4 episodes are still one of the biggest filters of all time.
>>288254294I look like this.
>>288262783My dignified and virtuous wife would never do onlyfans....she would be a vtuber though
>>288254161Watched I think when it came out because Konata had Haruhi’s VA and because of the sexy Haruhi commercial it had. Or well, I tried to. I was 13 or 14 and just did not get it. Watched a little over a decade later, got intimately familiar with weeb culture, and finally got it.Kagami best girl.
>>288260835it still does
Which lucky has the smelliest, loudest farts?
>>288254161>anon got filteredLol, lmao even
>>288263116Misao
cute FUCKING LOLIS LOLI SEX LOLI BLUE LOLI SSSEX
>>288264003Poor Misaoposter...
>>288264387
>>288262897I wanna fuck you... NOW!
>>288262918>>288262783Konata would never be a vtuber!she would throw money at vtubers though and spend everything else on gachasNow I want to see Konata rant about gacha drop rates...
>>288264620now i cant sex her she in need of hugs ;_; if blue doesn't want that i will not and DIE
>>288264844first hugsthen fugs
>>288264387Anon she's 18 and 142cm...
>162cm
>>288264999 flat god)dess(
>>288264976
>>288265033I'm only 3cm taller
>>288267221I hope you're not a man
>>288267460I am, in my late 30's
>>288267221>He's not at least 6 foot. I'm sorry anon.
I wanna hug KonataI bet she's really soft and warmI'm not very tall but she's tiny and I bet she would fit right inside my arms and her head would just barely come up to my chinI wonder if I could feel her heart beating while she presses into me
>>288256730FUUUUUCKI was going to post the same exact thing.I miss the feeling of games with dedicated servers for communities.
>>288254161Weak.
rabu Konta
Tsukasa is thinking.
>>288268956Misao is thinking.
>>288254161Yup. I watched the first 25 episodes back in the day and the website I found them on didn't have the last one, but I didn't even consider looking for it elsewhere because I was stonefaced throughout the entire fucking season. The only good parts are the first few Lucky Channels and Konata's karaoke - which aren't even part of the episode proper. There's maybe two or three kinda' funny moments, but they're sandwiched between so much nothing that I can't tell if they're actually funny or if I was just desperate to feel something.I always thought Azumanga Daioh was overrated - good, but still overrated, they have a bad habit of beating jokes into the ground. But I literally don't have words for Lucky Star, it's just nothing. Just 26 episodes of nothing.
>>288257529Human brain finally smaller than my micro schlong
>>288269259>26 episodes of nothingshhhhhhhh! don't reveal the secret, keep tricking people into thinking its the second coming of Christ!
>>288269072Konata is thinking.
>>288254137You're out of touchI'm out of time.
>>288269505about what?
>>288269606You!
>>288258948Slice of life shows have ton of deep themes people never talk about. I guess it's because they tend to be so subconsciously weaved in. Those themes create the vibe which can match for something you miss or crave for. Some are more recurring, some are things you move past.For example, Gochiusa has tons of plots about social anxieties and how small things get bigger in your head (kinda overt). More subtly, it's also about spontaneous fun and running into people coincidentally in a small community, and affirming light, good-natured teasing. Now that I think about it, perfect for people who have been bullied in the past. Not sure about Lucky Star's themes were because I watched it like 8 years ago when I was unaware, but I remember the feeling of Konata's and Kagami's chemistry of complementing and each other (and annoying Kagami) and something about Konata not having mom. K-On from the top of my head has pretty strong vibe for the carefree and fleeting high school experience. Bocchi the Rock some people say 2020s K-On but I feel it's different, more goal-oriented, I honestly don't know. Hanasaku Iroha which I started rewatching gives me a weird sense of unease, I'll have to find out.Setting also matters. Bustling city feels like place of opportunities but also anxieties, and is different from a village by the mountains or by the sea which feel safe and calming and stabilizing but possibly stagnating. Again, all about what you need at the moment.I've come to appreciate the subtlety of good SoL. Shows with clear plot and drama often feel like too much in your face, "you are now supposed to feel x", the trick is too plainly in sight and makes me resistant. In good SoL, you just walk into the experience through the vibes of ordinary things, the show does its magic and you get caught with the feelings before you notice it. If it makes you feel but you aren't sure what, it's probably a good show.
>>288260505It's how I imagine vtubers being like when they have a bad day
>>288260505my bipolar wife
>>288271071
>>288254161As it was already said, the first 4 episodes are made to filter ADHD zoomers, feels like Yamamoto knew 20 years in advance zoomers will be insufferable.It gets good once they go to comiket and reduce Miyuki screentime by 90%.
Why didn't you save her?
>>288271463anons can't even save themselves
>>288264387What did he mean by this?
>>288271463I can ruin her.
>>288271463Why didn't she save me?
>>288271463Kagami getting home from work late and flopping to bed still half dressed!Kagami eating cup ramen and drinking bottom shelf wine out of the bottle during her time off!Kagami getting scolded by her boss! Kagami showing up late to a meeting! Kagami staying after hours to fix a product for the third time! Kagami missing the last train and sleeping in her cubicle!Kagamin noticing crows' feet on her face!Kagami looking at pictures from her high school years!Kagami getting stood up on a date!Kagami getting rejected for being a Christmas cake!Kagamin who never checks her phone because no one ever calls her!Kagami huddled under the covers crying herself to sleep quietly!Kagami with no friends! Friendless Kagami! Kagami all alone!
>>288254161lol zoomie zoomzoom
>>288254161Sometimes I wonder if people post these horrendously shit takes just so we have a reason to make fun of zoomers for a while. Surely nobody actually has this bad of taste.
WHO DISRUPTS MY CORONATION
I finally began watching Lucky Star because of this thread (for no reason in particular), and I have watched the first 4 episodes back-to-back. I'm honestly impressed, this isn't bad at all.Most importantly, it made me realize that I'm not a man of culture at all, I need to watch way more anime. And read more manga. Like way more.For instance, I've read SubaHibi and it never crossed my mind that pic rel were Lucky Star references. I've been watching anime for 10+ years now but this made me feel like a complete tourist.
>>288254161If you've been smoking crack, you need to get some helpie.
Can't unsee
>>288254161It's not for you. Still I wonder why it's suddenly popular again.
>>288269862Tism did pani poni and I just didn't find it funny this time after some 15 years since watching. Be it the mood or something, 'you need to be this japanese with a TLnote' + lotsandlots of background basic gags just didn't do it for me. Things just change.
>>288274550what did kyoani mean by this
>>288254137How many vibrators does Konata own
>>288254161if you go in directly after only always watching shonenslop it's gonna be a bad time
>>288275366Give the people what they want
>>288273293After watching Lucky Star for the first time i too felt the need to watch more animeIn particular, any anime that is not fucking Lucky Star
>>288274550>both twins, with the younger one being meek while the older one is a more assertive tsundere>both younger sisters have short purple hair and both older sisters have long purple>in both cases one of them sucks at cooking>In Clannad, Ryou gets together with a guy named Hiiragi, which is the surname of the twins in Lucky Star
>>288276257unfortunately its not the best when it comes to slice of life, if you want to watch the equivalent of a podcast with anime girls you'd like it or if you know if you like cute and funny things, honestly ill never understand how Galaxy Angel is practically forgotten while this thing will still be famous until 2065 or something
>>288276548It's mostly kept alive due to it's memes, nostalgia and status as the representation of the peak 2000s otaku culture.
>>288276988I get that but memes and nostalgia aren't really outstanding qualities, its more a of a "look at le funny maymay" kind of thing
>>288272597Kill kagami. Behead kagami. Roundhouse kick a kagami into the concrete. Slam dunk a kagami baby into the trashcan. Blast kagami with Civil War cannons. Crucify filthy kagami. Whip kagami into obedience. Slingshot a kagami into orbit. Rocket kagami into the sun. Defecate in a kagami food. Stir-fry kagami in a wok. Bite a kagami and drink their blood. Toss kagami into active volcanoes. Urinate into a kagami's gas tank. Judo throw kagami into the wood chipper. Unscrew a kagami's head off. Report kagami to the IRS. Karate chop kagami in half. Bake kagami into kagami-pizza. Arrest kagami for no reason. Electrocute kagami. Curb stomp pregnant kagami. Beat a kagami up. Trap kagami in quicksand. Crush kagami in the trash compactor. Liquefy kagami in a vat of acid. Eat kagami. Dissect kagami. Exterminate kagami in the gas chamber. Slice a kagami up and wear their skin. Set kagami on fire. Spin kagami around until they puke. Tie kagami to a train track.
>>288277502Tsukasa..
>>288277502
>>288278270Tsukasa is fucking dead
>>288278282
>>288278270I got hit in the face like that in school once, but with a football.
>>288278270She did it on purpose.
>>288279519Kagami acts like this and then wonders why she's alone
>>288278853deLICKious
>>288261017>>288260812Brothers
>>288254161It was a different time. We didn't have 1000 different SoL shows about groups of schoolgirls like this.
>>288274550>>288276350Don't forget that ef also aired the same fucking season as Clannad and also had twin sisters with purple hair, the younger one being meek and the older one a tomboy who also plays Basketball like Kyou and loses the MC bowl like Kyou did.Funnilly enough ef's first episode also has like 3 references to Lucky Star with a giant konata on a window at one point.
>>288254161Getting old, maybeI also began feeling some embarrassment from watching cheesy moeshit or too light-hearted stuffI want to believe it has to do with mentally maturing, but then again I'm not exactly a good example of mental maturity (no 4channers are)Does not mean I will ever stop consuming moeshit though
>>288280923Mentally mature people actually tend to like these sort simple, cute, laidback shows because thinking too deeply is draining and there's some inherent beauty in simplicity.
But WHY does she buy the sausage?
>>288256730>tf2 will soon be old enough to drinkwhy did you have to remind me man
I'M POSTING THIS
>>288283634AND THEN I'M POSTING THAT
>>288283659ANON NO!
>>288283659
The deer scene is anime original btw
>>288278853I want Konata to sit in my lap
>>288280182Hell yeah brother
>>288280896>friends (same college)
>>288283659I wish I was deer
>>288274585>suddenlyIt's like one of the biggest pillars of the otaku culture, it never stopped being popular and it never stopped being niche, it just remained the same
>>288273293I started watching Lucky Star a week ago and I'm having fun. The pacing almost filtered me at the start but either I got used to it or it mellowed out but yea it's good.
>>288274585Gen alphas are in a weird kind of internet archaeology phase. Seeing them pass around obscure 20 year old image macros like it's the funniest shit makes my dead heart feel something but fuck if I have the words to describe it.
>>288286312Do you think her male students fap to her
>>288286002How about now?
>>288254294A classic for the ages.
Pick your Konata for tonight
>>288287603It's the kind of weather for A
>this show aired before most /a/ posters were even bornbros...
>>288286380Idk probably notHer students probably think she's nuts
>>288288982She's a dirty commie.
>>288288710It turns 20 next year
>>288287603She's too sexy for her own good
>There are men in their 30s, 40s and 50s who want to fuck this gremlin.
>>288289947
>>288290095Of course i do. She's older than me.
>>288290095sick fucks... all of us..
>>288287603G looks nice and cuddly
>>288254294>Tfw almost got to do this with a femboyIt fucking hurts
>>288290473The definitive 2000s sex symbol
>>288287603E looks like she’d be down to chill
Realistically speaking, what is the gang up to in their 30s? Do you think they still see each other?
>>288290095I would not settle for less.
>>288294634According to the spinoff series. Konata became a vtumor, Kagami is an overworked OL, Tsukasa is a lovely housewife and Miyuki is a CEO of some company. They get to meet up on special occasions and mostly use a group chat for regular conversations.I guess it's pretty realistic.
>>288295370based konata living the high life thanks simps money
>>288254161cgdct, what did you expect?
>>288295370Does Kuroi show upWhat's she doing now in her late 40s
>>288254848none,moeblobs are abominations
>>288292718PANDA
>>288296500Homoanon...
>>288254161try reading the manga instead. Read Azumanga, then Yotsub& as well then come back, after lurking for three years
>>288271220This, and the worst thing is, zoomers are not even intelligent enough to just skip those episodes.It's a SoL show with no plot backbone, you can just skip a terrible episode with no consequences. And they're not even capable of that.
Pee-YEW
>>288277502Konata showing her tsundere side.
>>288297836Imagine how sensitive and ticklish the underside of Konata's thighs are. Imagine running your finger down the length of it and watching her jump and squirm
