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Anyone have the Caption/JOI version of this?
>>4868015
>>4868036I love you so much
>>4868051There's more where that came from here:>https://captions.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=warhammer_40k
Rat cummies - elf tummies
>tfw no mommy malal milkers gf
>>4868082>breeding the TauGee, I bet they don't teach them basic biology at the war academy
>>4868036not enough 40k joi in the world.
Kislev.
>>4868369
go away NiceDemonette
>>4869631
>>4867583Did this ever get finished?
a challenge:make the mother rat look sexy or minimally fuckable.
>>4869950furry content is forbidden
>>4868757Agreed.
>>4868082>all of them have something to do with impregnation and pregnancyHoly fucking based, what a man of culture
>>4869928Sauce?>>4869942What happened to this drawfag?
>>4870956IronShrineMaiden? She moved on nearly one decade ago.
Are Gal Vorbak the same as Greater Possessed?
>>4871650Gal Vorbak were the first Possessed Space Marines of the Word Bearers. Greater Possessed are bigger and more ferocious Possessed Space Marines.
>>4868101If your parents had even an inkling of the person you'd grow up to be they would have smothered you in the crib.
>>4871736
So I saw another anon ask about it last thread, but does anyone have a copy of even just the text of digging for heresy and sailing for heresy? A backup pastebin, mega link, anything is appreciated desu, just really dont wanna lose that story.
>>4868101>>4871736this
>>4871176>tfw ywn put your head between your Luna Wolves gf's superhuman thighs and go to town on her delicous posthuman pussy
>>4871771I tried and couldn't. Desuarchive and wayback machine did not show an actual copy. Let's hope someone has Muttonchop's contact and ask him for a copy.
>>4871746>clearly saurian silhouette>it's a rat-thingnani?
>>4872090Stormvermin are buff.
>>4871746
>>4869928The artist kept getting his posts removed by mods due to his stuff being considered furry
>>4872106thanks for this bro, pretty cash money stuff right there.
>>4872104wtf is this panel talking about
>>4872090>>4872091>>4872092>>4872093>>4872096>>4872099>>4872100>>4872104>>4872105>>4872106put the entire comic on an imgur link instead you dumb retard, better yet find a rope for your noodle neck for posting decade old comic piece of shit
>>4872268the anal irritation here is really something else
It really, truly, painfully wounds me that the majority of Seraphon/Lizardmen smut is bimbofication and impreg shit. I just want to get railed by an 8-foot tall lizard-angel, not deal with this other shit.
>>4872777It's commissioned by Nielspeterdejong who has issues. Back in WoW days he was running around telling everyone how Orcs have the biggest dicks and all women belong to them. Then cata came out and he moved on to Worgen porn, and then he switched to warhammer and lizards.
>>4872382Not really spamming old shit from 7 years ago every time lowers the thread quality
>>4872803Name one furry who isn’t mentally broken, even the furry community is tired of his shit with all the begging to get people to draw his OC
>>4872818>Name one furry who isn’t mentally brokenIt's fucking aggravating, and they're everywhere too. I've been searching around for a writing group for ages and half of them are run by the fuckers, even the worksafe ones.
>>4872850Same with DnD and whatever online fantasy group, always filled with fucking furries
>>4872146They are still weaker and more cowardly than the average human footman.
>>4873789Stormvermin skullfuck any human besides chaos warriors and grail knights, Queek goes toe to toe with strongest martial lords in setting like Grimgor and Tyrion. Skaven are described to move like elves and have super reflexes.
>>4873811then explain those tabletop stats m8, queek is only strong in his own book and skaven 'lords' are just a morale buff for the unit they 'lead' getting stomped by some other factions heroes
>>4873811>Queek is strong>Dies to a fat Dwarf who spends his whole life sitting in a chairExplain.
>>4873827>queek is only strong in his own book >'lords' are just a morale buff Ikit Claw and Warlocks Masters are feared and equal in their skill of siege, machines and weapons to Chaos Dwarfs. >>4873843>End times>kills Belegar like bitch
>>4868101based and horny-rat pilled
>>4873846My fucking grandma could kill Belegar shithammer.That still doesn't explain why he lost to the Disability King.
>>4871662Prime candidates for R-63.
>>4874039Cum for the Cum God
>>4873949
>>4867603Malal?
>>4874039what do you need r63 for?
>>4874150Zone Mortalis mainly.
>>4874061
>>4874353
>>4874150Trying to think of lewd story ideas for that.
>>4873811>Queek goes toe to toe with strongest martial lords in setting like Grimgor and Tyrion.He absolutely does not. He's a midweight character, great at killing you average joe lords and generals and other midweight characters, but he's completely out classed by the heavyweights of the setting.Storm vermin are bigger and a tougher than your average skaven and are probably tougher and better than your average Empire solider, they are usually lacking compared to other armies elite units
>>4874566You dont need r63 to make lewd storiesunless idk its the act of gender transformation that gets you hot
>>4874512
>>4874039A Mars Pattern Warlord Titan with Volcano Cannon and Plasma Destructor
>>4871662So basically the difference is between being possessed by a lesser, average joe daemon and a greater daemon?
>>4875097Possessed Space Marine>Possessed are daemon-possessed Chaos Space Marines. Vicious warriors infused with the powers of Chaos. The daemon is given free reign and mutates the Marine's human form further into daemonic and inhuman shapes.Greater Possessed>The Greater Possessed are Possessed Space Marines that Masters of Possession have deemed worthy of transforming into the largest, strongest and most fearsome of their kind. They are not only stronger and far more savage, but radiate an unholy charisma that even pure creatures of the Warp recognize. Fellow Possessed look upon these deformed champions with great reverence, for they are living proof of the ultimate ascension that awaits them all
>>4874068doesn't exist shut up
>>4874926
>>4872815>old shit from 7 years agozoom zoom
>>4874150>what do you need r63 for?Some of us just aren't into penises...>>4875175>>The daemon is given free reign and mutates the Marine's human form further into daemonic and inhuman shapes.>>They are not only stronger and far more savage, but radiate an unholy charisma that even pure creatures of the Warp recognize.While many a smut scenario can be derived from this, it does beg the question which entity is actually in control...
>>4871662also I guess the process is different, Gal Vorbak became possessed by staring into the Eye of Terror directly whereas most possessed are made through ritual
>>4875922You could just make a new character
>>4875922>it does beg the question which entity is actually in control...From the 40k Lexicanum (Note: Daemonkin = Possessed Space Marines = The Secondborn) >All four of the major Dark Gods have Possessed devoted to their worship>Khorne Daemonkin are crazed killers who seek to drown the stars in blood, and gladly abandon both reason and control in their desperation to sate the Blood God's endless thirst.>Those who embrace the lies and sorcery of Tzeentch seek to unlock the mysteries of fate, believing that they can balance both the daemonic and mortal aspects of their soul. This belief is inevitably shown to be deluded, the supplicant ultimately becoming little more than an eternal plaything for the Changer of the Ways.>Nurgle Daemonkin delight in being infested by the gifts of their generous god, and become living vectors for all manner of hideous supernatural diseases.>Those sworn to Slaanesh seek new and forbidden pleasures, believing that hosting a Daemon of the Dark Prince of Chaos will open their minds to infinite pleasures and unimaginable excess.
>>4876707Are you the artist? Have you finally returned to your home?
>>4876943No, I found it on rule34.xxx
>>4868513all you need to know is how many bolter rounds till its dead
>>4876957Ah shit, that artist used to post here a lot don't know why he left
>>4877030We criticized the facial proportions of his subjects. But he's getting better.
>>4877030>Ah shit, that artist used to post here a lot don't know why he leftWhen was even that? I always assumed someone was saving his stuff from the subreddit and posting it here.
>>4867583I don't know if this will reach the guy who made the two-post fanfic in the Horny Warhammer Fantasy thread about a guy who becomes a trap so he can join the army, but I have a question for him. Will the trap become quite popular among the other soldiers? I find that it's common in stories for a character that crossdresses to enter a space exclusively for the opposite gender to become quite popular in that space. Consciously almost everyone is fooled, unconsciously everyone sees through the disguise and wants the crossdressers attention because they are the only source of attention from the opposite gender. Of course, in your story, that Beastwoman who ambushed him wasn't fooled which was why she only tackled and smothered him in her breasts instead of killing him.
>>4877077>the subredditWhich one, r/rule34?
>>4877132/r/Warhammer_Smut/
>>4876707Now we need Piper Perri one with a guardsman and various aspect warriors.
>>4877077No he used to post his art here first but then anons bullied him from the thread.
>>4877261if thats true then lul, grow a thicker skinand also learn that eyes should be on the same line as ears
>>4873811>Stormvermin skullfuck any human besides chaos warriors and grail knights,Nigger what? They get raped by anything that isn't militia. The have twitchy reflexes because their metabolism is fucked. Even a stormvermin is smaller and weaker than a trained human.
Fucking ratfags, now I guess why there was an absence of the furry menace on /twg/
>>4877616>Even a stormvermin is smaller and weaker than a trained human.They have better movement, initiative than greatswords, equal martial stats and worse lead , greatswords are best baseline humans can offer without blessings and magic.
>>4878051You called?
>>4873148love this drawings with lilith the wychlet
>>4878051I'd rather have the faggots than the fucking ratfags, and I like neither space marines nor gay stuff.
>>4877261I know him irl and have been explaining to him about proportions and giving him references. Hes made a lot of progress and is always improving so theres that
>>4878300Ok.
>>4878751Tell him that his impreg fetish is king and to keep up the good work.
>ad-hoc wych cult assembled at the very last minute to face famous, established wych cult in a series of five arena matches>ad-hoc wych cult improvises their way to victory, coming back after losing the first two matches in a row and upsets famous, established wych cult
Skavenshit is just furryshit. It belongs in /trash/.
>>4879536About right
>>4877394How about you create something faggot
Tau girls with toysBlueberries are so weird but cute in a wayUhh I guess I still owe you a Jain zar and that's it? Probably going to take a while because i lined a sketch and then it crashed and now im buttmad
>>4874417there is not nearly enough chains and seals on that deamon host, he needs to keep her on a shorter leash.
>>4869928what the fuck is going on? also look like art of that anon who draw thicc striking scorpion (male and was drawning ranger (male) and ranger (male) getting mating pressed by tyranidwhere is he?
>>4879536Depends. If they're actually drawn on-model, they're monstrous enough to belong here. The problem is furries flock to them like flies on shit and drawn them with cute cartoon proportions or big bara muscle-bodies. Or waifufags churning out garbage R63 Skaven women. Skavanon is one of the few old drawfags who actually made them as fucked-up and nasty as they're supposed to be, and he vanished into the aether years ago.
i miss horny warhammer threads from /tg/...they were... fun?