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/tg/ & /wsg/ Smut Archive
>https://mega.nz/folder/fR5AFYCQ#kBUSG2_h1ymNwYUKfu_geQ

Warhammer 40,000 Reading Collection
>https://mega.nz/folder/TFgjUbhI#ElnVYFzk698w6pApt9F00A

Warhammer Fantasy Reading Collection
>https://mega.nz/folder/aIBkEKob#2Zz1OFGPBsfqEE0sqZRqug

Warhammer Audiobooks & Audio Drama Websites
>https://40kaudio.com/
>https://staraudiobook.com/

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Writefags, link your work in-thread so it can be added to the archive instead of posting for long stories (e.g. https://pastebin.pl). This is to prevent them from getting lost between threads. Drawfags, feel free to post original art. People especially appreciate it when you give them meaningful feedback and criticism, so make sure to do so. It is simple, and both writefags and drawfags will love you for it.

>I'm interested in writing, but I don't know where to start!
Write. Write. Write. The mega.nz links are there for a reason. The more you read, the more comfortable you'll be creating a story of your own. For any more questions, check the 'Writing Resources' post below or simply post a question in the thread.

>What happened to /tg/'s Weekend Smut Threads?
/tg/ used host their weekend smut threads years ago, but some anons were against it, believing smut threads to be not "true" /tg/ or disliking erotic fanfiction in general. As a result, any smut thread was spammed with so many shitposts that the threads stopped all together. More specifically, threads were banned because the shitposters kept ban-evading and spammed false threads all day long. As a result, the mods gave up and set the threads tagged with '/wst/' on autosage. This is not exclusive to /tg/, however. Many other boards like /v/, /tv/, and /co/ had anons shitposting in order to purge writers.

In any case, enjoy!
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=== General Writing ===

/wsg/ Writing Prompts
>https://mega.nz/folder/fR5AFYCQ#kBUSG2_h1ymNwYUKfu_geQ/folder/DZo0jQIB

Creating a Story
>https://writerswrite.co.za/the-story-goal-the-key-to-creating-a-solid-plot-structure/

How to Write from a Second Person Perspective
>https://electricliterature.com/how-to-write-a-second-person-story/

Guide to Constructive Criticism
>https://pastebin.com/1s1fLktL

Tips for Writing Grimdark
>http://unitedfederationofcharles.blogspot.com/2017/04/50-tips-for-writing-grimdark-fiction.html

Dialogue
>https://writerswrite.co.za/how-to-write-great-dialogue/

Body language
>https://writerswrite.co.za/cheat-sheets-for-writing-body-language/

Facial Expressions
>https://kathysteinemann.com/Musings/expressions/

Sounds
>https://writerswrite.co.za/106-ways-to-describe-sounds/

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=== Erotic Writing ===

Smut 101: An Introduction
>https://geekfiction.livejournal.com/923997.html

Writing Erotica
>https://jerichowriters.com/sex-scenes-tips-anastasia-parkes/

Smut Writing Tips for Aspiring Writefags
>https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Smut_Writing_Tips_for_Aspiring_Writefags

Thesaurus for Male and Female Sex Organs
>https://laurelclarke.com/2014/08/18/sexy-thesaurus-romance-erotica-words/

Thesaurus for Sexual Action
>https://laurelclarke.com/2015/07/18/the-sexy-thesaurus-list-action-words-to-use-in-your-romance-novel/

Thesaurus for Erotic Description
>https://laurelclarke.com/2018/06/25/the-sexy-thesaurus-3-description-words-to-use-in-your-romance-novel/

How to write an Orgasm
>https://richardbacula.com/2018/06/01/how-to-write-an-orgasm/
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Stories from last thread

Cowardice
>https://pastebin.pl/view/63c4aa97
M!Striking Scorpion X F!Gaurdswoman
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Also, I am still not the original OP, so i cant add new stories to the mega. I also had to put the writing prompts on the second reply since 4chan kept telling me the feild was too big.
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it's the same pic
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>>5308151
weird, i expected 4chan to tell me otherwise
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>>5308151
Its the bush
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>>5308693
YOU CAN'T CATCH ME GAY THOUGHTS
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Halfbreed love
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Question for Horus Heresy lorefags

How common was it for a pre-imperium planet to have something like a planetary governor? You know, someone who rules over the whole planet and who they’d have to get through to get the planet to come to compliance.

I know pre-imperial worlds were diverse and had their own ruling structures, but this is something that’s been bugging me and I don’t feel like thumbing through Horus Heresy Novels to find my answer.
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>>5309754
Hmm, fairly? More likely than not? Obviously it varies by planet but on the whole I'd assume most of them would default to having a supreme feudal ruler, since that's kind of just what the humans are like in 40k.
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>>5309754

I don't think there's any lore giving numbers about how common any given type of society was.

Thinking about the primarch homeworlds I feel like divided, technologically backwards or post-apocalyptic worlds probably the majority, but there are as many centrally ruled autocracies as the plot demands.
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Seems DR is under attack from reddit tranny horde
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>>5309754
It was pretty much the norm for any world which survived the Long Night intact. Controlling the massive outbreaks of psykers which defined the pre-Great Crusade era, along with repulsing opportunistic attacks from alien raiders or other, rival human worlds, generally require a unified planetary government. Those who lacked that sort of overarching control often collapsed into pre-industrial savagery.
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>>5309765
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>>5309755
Thats just disgusting
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>>5310209

I think you’re making it out to be more of a problem than it actually is. The actual post on r/mendrawingwomen only has 70 upvotes and barely thirty comments after 4 days. DR seems to only be amused by the fact that he made it on there at all.
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>>5310323
First they come for the inch then the whole mile its how they work

Wouldn't be suprised if DR gets banned from the WH subs later
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>>5310351
That’s a big stretch. r/MenDrawingWomen doesn’t have any push. They’re just a circlejerk. If they did actually target artists, DrunkRemembrancer is not a threat at all. At worst he’s got a wonky artstyle (that he’s getting better at, granted) and occasionally posts sexy memes.
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I can't believe this furry is still making commissioning his OC characters, Jesus he's been at it for a decade now.

Least he stopped begging for art for his lizardmen characters.
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>2 months and nothing new from sexualyeti
Is he ok bros? I know he lives in South Africa so he might really be dead
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>>5310209
Realistic anatomy is for cowards - storm in a teacup
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a secret of the craftworld ibraesil is the shrine of the ghostweave, the last of a lost aspect path. using pre-fall psychfibers, exarchs of the Ghostweave aspect can channel incredible powers, aided by the implanted spirit of an ancient and powerful soul. the exarch and their suit become a team, learning from one another and bettering their skills over the centuries

a downside of psychfibers is the deleterious effect physical contact has on the wearer, thus necessitating only the most essential covering over the exarch

i've been on a bit of a bender for the past two months, okay, bite me
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>>5311905
so when an aspect leaves this path, does that mean they lost their way?

[spoiler]yes i know my joke is bad[/spoiler]
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>>5309555
Yes
This is it
There were also wip sketch mgif of second art,eldar getting mating pressed by tyranid.
Why that anon don't drawing anymore....
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>>5312433
Pretty sure thats a dude or that is one meaty pussy
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Would it be worse to get raped by Dark Elves or Dark Eldar?
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She'll die of exsanguination if she ever gets an erection
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>>5312457
Dark Eldar by far
Dark Elves are dickheads but they'll rape you and then probably kill you for fun, but Dark Eldar will rape you in every possible way that they have been able to find in over 10000 years of study. then when you are no use for raping, they'll start to torture you in every other way they can until you are an eternally suffering ball of mis mashed flesh. The rape would be the least of your tortures.
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>>5312457
Dark Eldar, for certain. As >>5313004 says, ultimately, Druchi are just sadistic bullies and that's as far as it goes. Dark Eldar are driven by a physiological need to inflict suffering in order to stave off the thirst. Even a relatively well-kept slave is always at risk of being dragged off to the flaying rack because their master found themselves unable to find enough sustinance.
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>>5312813
It dosnt seem that big.
Unless your making a blood angels joke, which has sorta fallen flat.
Pic unrelated.
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>>5313020
>>5313004
What if you had strong regenerative abilities? Would it not be as satisfying for the Dark Eldar if they discovered your flesh and limbs would grow back within time?
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>>5313191
They'd be overjoyed, because it means they can drag your suffering out for even longer, without worrying about accidentally killing you. Dark Eldar torture, primarily, because they fundamentally need to do it in order to survive. Any enjoyment they derive from the act is a happy side effect.
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>>5310209
I've been to that subreddit. It's literally quantifiably insane, and entirely populated by delusional prudes who think sensuality or the healthy human figure does not belong in art on moralistic grounds, but yet delude themselves into the belief that it's a stand against sexuality, and that an attractive drawing has to have some kind of artistic fault.
And those who do the above, but can't spare the effort to pretend to delude themselves otherwise.

Sad thing, I've seen a lot of reddit drawfags actually go to them for advice. All of it was shit advice, so I gave good advice.
They tranny raged, made crappy arguments, and banned me for disagreeing with the underlying trend.
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>ywn be an asur apprentice mage who gets fancied by Morathi
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Kragnos X Alarielle
>Kragnos' forces storm the the realm of Ghyran
>They don't even conquer cities or take resources just destroy
>Alarielle needs to stop this somehow but the forces are overwhelming
>she sends a message to arrange a meeting with kragnos
>despite being a force of destruction he agrees and they meet
>She enters the large tent and its just kragnos, no guards or anything
>she dismisses her guards to stand out side.
>once the tent is closed Alarielle gets straight to the point and asks what will it take to stop destroying my domain
>by the time shes finished that sentence her nose is bombarded with a foul stench
>Kragnos grins and explains he'll back down if she does something for him
>Alarielle's mind clicks and realizes what the stench is, its smegma
>she looks down and sees Kragnos' beast cock growing
>Kragnos explains that if she worships and cleans his horse cock he'll back down
>Alarielle is disgusted but its better than the alternative
>normally she wouldnt have agreed but the smell is intoxicating
>Alarielle says fine ill do it
>Kragnos grins again
1/?
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>>5313828
>>Alarielle's mind clicks and realizes what the stench is, its smegma

anon this is honestly the best comedy i've read in days im wheezing

just picturing alarielle with a lightbulb over her head like EUREKA! I'VE GOT IT!
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>>5313126
I can never find r34 of the watchers, post more
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>>5313828
>AoS
Please don't.
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>>5313828
Kragnos X Alarielle
>Alarielle walks over to him and gets down on her hands and knees
>she uses her hands to massage his massive balls fit of a bull
>Alarielle can feel the weight of them, they must be full
>she works her hands up to the growing shaft
>she needs both her hands to fit around it
>she pumps it up and down making it get harder and harder
>her hands move from the shaft to the flared tip
>she held the tip in her hands the smell invading her mind evermore
>he stuck her tongue out and moved her head towards his throbbing phallus
>her tongue made contact and her mind went black
>she used her tongue to clean every inch of the flare
>even going so far as to use the tip of her tongue to play with the hole
>she starts working the long shaft while tounging the tip causing Kragnos' cock to throb
>she hears him grunt as he drenches her with his potent semen
2/?
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>>5313828
>>5314273
I'm game.
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>>5314415
yeah same, itd be cool to have art to go with it
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>>5313828
>>5314273
Based beastooming is back on the menu
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>>5314273
Now draw her [spoiler]eating his asshole[/spoiler]
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>>5313828
>>5314273
As soon as i saw those aos reveals i knew i would see something like this
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The age of the elf has begun.
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>>5314782
They're not elfs, they're aelfves (copyright games workshop do not steal)
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>>5313191
They are actually so incredibly advanced when it comes to biological mastery and medical knowhow that their victims only ever expire or stop being able to experience pain when their souls have been completely sapped to the point of their victims suffering no longer providing them sustenance.

Hell, they can heal themselves from literally one single cell being left in existence. Characters like Deadpool or Wolverine's healing factors are positively pathetic compared to the normal, basic medical treatments they use on their victims, just to patch them up so they're nice and fresh for each new round of torture
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>>5314273
Kragnos X Alarielle
>Alarielle took a finger and dipped it in some of the seed that landed on her clothes
>she brought it to her mouth and tasted it, it tasted even better than the smegma that was on his cock
>she felt a warmth between her thighs growing as the taste festered in her mouth
>she needed more
>Kragnos said that the deal was done and she was free to go
>Alarielle was disappointed, she desired something deep within her
> Alarielle spoke up her face visibly red
>"hh-how do I know you won't keep up the assault on my realm"
>Kragnos responded with "because of the deal dummy"
>Alarielles face got even redder with embarrassment
>she needed more, she could feel it
>She asked "Dd-dont you want any more"
>Kragnos responded "What something outside of the deal"
>with a nervous grin Alarielle said "yeah how about I provide you with an aire does he not?"
>Kragnos replied "well of course"
> Alarielle responded with "how about I provide you with one"
>Kragnos questioned her with "how would you go about doing that"

3/?
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>>5314782
Do people really find this attractive? Tits bigger than her head, super thin waist, bimbo lips.

More fitting for slaaneshi trash rather than eldar
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>>5314977
it's so close to being acceptable
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>>5313684
Burning the Institut für Sexualwissenschaft was a good thing.
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>>5315106
go back to /pol/ freak
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>>5314977
idgi desu, the appeal of fantasy porn is the unique body types and physiology. eldar are elegant and slender and tall, that's what makes them eldar

thats just a instagram star with fake ears
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>>5314977
Listen here faggot, I know you're a pedofag and want every woman to have a child like body but newsflash large hips and big tits correlates with fertility, it is the ultimate female body same way the bigger the dick the better the male is.
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>>5315389
These are just the horridly drawn bimbo women from john perssons comics. All thats missing is impossibly large black dicks and obnoxious race play. Aquire some taste, anon.
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>>5315389
i like big tiddies as much as the next guy. The problem here is that their spines look contorted
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>>5310351
>>5311313

I see we're celebrating all the new Sister stuff today, in our own way.
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>>5315538
Another anon here, I don't give a shit about pedofaggotry, fertility correlation on a drawn porn or contorted spines, but hyper exaggeration like >>5315389 just looks repulsive. Not gonna slam other anon's tastes any more than that though.
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>>5315368
based
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>>5315797
why is she so goddamn horny
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>>5315770
What the hell is that abomination

Reminds me of all that warhammer edge shit by that russian neo nazi
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>>5315797
Whats with the man face?
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>>5314953
>because of the deal dummy
Would he really say that?
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>>5316056
What’s not to like about space marine beef?
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>>5316126
He's about to enjoy his meal.
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>>5316052
Shame the anon did not finished it tho (lineart of twink dire avengers)
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>>5315797
>>5316428

Wish there were more of the horny tomboy Sororitas. She's cute.
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>>5316591
Yes, finally!
After all these years!
A sexy techpriest pic that a bimbo or a femboy!
Very apreiated, thank you very much.
Could only be better if he was a dark mechanicus, but great none the less.
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any good SoB on genestealers fics or art?
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Do we have any written works of Sororitas, engaging in highly degenerate sexual rituals, entirely seriously? Say as part of a more esoteric, yet comprehensive prayer ritual they have?
Seems like untapped writing potential if not.
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>>5318056
There's the story where they kidnap Lofn
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>>5314607
this
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>>5315127
He isn't exactly wrong though and opinions like that are only going to multiply and intensify the more people try to ignore the obvious problems with the opposite side's dogma.
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>>5320100
Anon!

loli is banned on /aco/!
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>>5320525
Why you gotta bully Macha like that?
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>>5320528
That's Idranel, aka Farseer Flatdar.
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>>5320481
You realize that guy I’m responding to is saying book burning was a good thing, right? Like, actual nazi book burning. Please tell me you read the post I’m responding to. I could care less about how ‘wrong’ you think the other side is, as soon as you argue book burning is justified, you deserve to be put up against a wall and shot. I’m not going to be nice about this.
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>>5320785
>I could care less about how ‘wrong’ you think the other side is
That side has already advocated for exactly what you're decrying here.
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>>5320785
This is your brain on endocrine disruptors. I'm sorry your mom bottle-fed you using BPA. "Tolerate everyone except the intolerant" is not a coherent philosophical position, it is the absence of one.
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>>5320822
Ok nazi
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>>5320822
That's like saying a society that ensures rights is incoherent for making murder illegal
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>>5320822
>"Tolerate everyone except the intolerant" is not a coherent philosophical position
Least of which is because the people who push this line of thinking are openly tolerant of intolerant people as long as they have the right gender or skin colour. It doesn't even pretend to be a consistent or coherent thought process anymore, it's just a glorified excuse for naked tribalism.
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can we go a single thread without bitching? could the ones doing the bitching at least post content alongside their bitching?
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*sigh* guess its time to start gayposting again
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>>5321176
Tbh this doesn't solve anything, just makes the thread even worse for people who don't dig bara.
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>>5321349
if it means driving off the /pol/ users then i dont really care
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>>5320822
> "Tolerate everyone except the intolerant" is not a coherent philosophical position
That’s like saying that sending people to jail for kidnapping is incoherent because you’re depriving people of freedom for depriving people of freedom

Also this is a porn thread
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>>5321373
I hate you and the /pol/fags so goddamn much
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Need brown eldar gf
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This is all I have on my phone. Stop bringing your asstarded political dogmas into a porn thread, and don't intentionally post art you know everyone hates because it will just make more people complain and shit up the thread.
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SUMMON THE ELECTOR CUNT!
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>>5321373
It obviously doesn't accomplish that and, again, just makes the thread worse for people who don't dig bara spam.
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>>5321042
Those who don't engage in protecting their own will always be ruled by those that do in the end, and the numbers certainly matter. It took 200 years last time, it'll take 200 years again, but we're witnessing the same mistakes being made.
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>>5323324
Arguing is for gay nerds. I basically started this entire thing and I refuse to elaborate on my position beyond the initial statement. Unfortunately that statement was just the kind of thing that would piss off a bunch of gay nerds and for that, I apologize. Here's a sister of battle who overcharged her plasma gun. She's very cute.
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>>5323430
thanks for the sister regardless
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>>5320100
why are you posting plank of wood in porn thread?
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>>5321349
you are talking with mentally ill
they don't understand logic
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Once again this thread is skaven tier. However I'd like to discuss one thing:
Can Necrons have VR sex?
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>>5311313
He's not dead. He just lost his drive for art is all.
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>tfw no sob gf
I want to kiss her scar and tell her that every mark she bears from the trials she endures in service to our Emperor only makes her more beautiful.
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>>5324136
This man knows what's up. Cadia will always stand. Even after passionate sex with daemonettes.
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>>5321718
Artist name?
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>>5321718
Also do you have more of those?
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>>5324749
>>5324913
>artist name
Idk, its from a russian VN style game called Sisters of Battle on f95zone. It was linked a few threads back.
>do you have more
Yeah, I'll post some when I'm back at my computer.
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>>5324929
I found the artist, CrossbowPussycat, but the pictures of that Techpriestess I cannot because they are on Patreon and Kemono right now has issues and can't view them there either.
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>>5324942
I played through the game and there aren't any other techpriestess ones, they are all the same as that image but she has different expressions.
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>>5324324
>Once again this thread is skaven tier. However I'd like to discuss one thing:
Technically, are female necrons MILFs?
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>>5324929
russian?
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>>5323527
I thought about the picture in >>5323430 a little more and I realized it's just a take on Venus de Milo. That's still pretty cool though, most of the time hellenistic statues inspire people to larp as traddies but they just gave me a mild amputee fetish.
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>>5325659
that's always been weird to me, most of the Hellenistic statues are of incredibly manly gay men.
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>>5325010
There could be some
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>>5325010
>>5325868
Depends if they're mothers or not, and whether you want to fuck them. Technically a 14 year old can be a milf if she checks those two boxes.
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>>5325890
>14 year old

4chan, baby
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>>5325890
>Technically a 14 year old can be a milf if she checks those two boxes.
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God dammit now im thinking about Kerillian again
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Someone on /r/warhammer_smut was looking for a now-deleted story that featured Guilliman/Yvraine and Sicarius banging Lelith in a sauna (wat). Sound familiar to anybody? Because I need to see that just for the absurdity.
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>>5326288
I remember seeing it linked on Reddit, but the posts have been deleted.

Luckily, the author (or someone else) also linked it on /aco/, and I was able to find it still on blogspot.

An Unplanned Alliance
>https://bardicmasterpiece.blogspot.com/2020/03/nsfw-unplanned-alliance-chapter-1.html?zx=39f868e1c7819c7c
>https://bardicmasterpiece.blogspot.com/2020/03/nsfw-unplanned-alliance-chapter-2.html?zx=ca05aa7a2aa1bf60
>https://bardicmasterpiece.blogspot.com/2020/03/nsfw-unplanned-alliance-chapter-3.html?zx=df7a09f9ebb123e2
>https://bardicmasterpiece.blogspot.com/2020/04/nsfw-unplanned-alliance-chapter-4.html
>https://bardicmasterpiece.blogspot.com/2020/05/nsfw-unplanned-alliance-chapter-5.html

I don’t remember Cato Sicarius banging Lelith in a sauna though.
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>>5320785
You don't belong here at all.
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>>5310209
>Theres scarring and damage
Does this dumb bitch not understand that some scarring and some damage is cool, sometimes even hot, to a lot of guys? The point of those qualities isn't to make us want to bang the character less.
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>>5325890
>and whether you want to fuck them.
Implying you wouldn't a necron.
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>>5326288
kek found bara fags reddit account

You know maybe anons had the right idea when they called this a discord raid, faggot just uses discord links and active on the reddit sub
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>>5328286
I'm deeply intrigued, but I still have serious reservations.
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Drew some dumb sappy stuff to cheer myself up.
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>>5328705
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No refunds.
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>>5328703
>>5328705
>>5328706
>>5328707
Delicious, some good fucking content
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>>5328703
This is adorable
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>>5328706
>>5328707
you got any room for Gabe putting his kid in a suit of hilariously oversized armor?
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>>5328703
>>5328705
>>5328706
>>5328707
That's some top shit Lewd. Love it.
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>>5329215
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>>5328703
Amazing stuff right here. Do you take requests or commissions?
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>>5329644
Cute
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>>5328703
I love it!
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>>5328703
Do you think you could draw one of Guilliman, Yvraine and their boys together, being cute?
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>>5329644
nice
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HEY (((((YOU)))))
I request more Harlequin art. That is all.
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>>5331404
A clussy for you, dude
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>>5326288
>>5328350
>reddit
well, it all make sense now.
How long it gonna take to trannies, pedophiles, lesbians and feminists to take over?
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>>5328350
>that russ
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>>5307887
For me Mother's day was weeks ago or so, but I know it's today for some other anons, so what better way to celebrate than with....
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>>5332882

I love this so much
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>>5332882
twins they were!
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>>5333442
she has labial piercings doesn't she?
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happy mother's day /wst/
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>>5333602
that appears to be the case but it isn't really a focus of any of the pictures
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>>5332882
I LOVE YOU LEWDANON
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>>5307891
Does anyone have one of these for clothing?
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>>5334673
As in how to describe clothing?
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WE NEED TO STOP KILLING ELDAR, BATTLE BROTHERS ! ! !

TT o TT
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God I love that artist and their 40k tomgirls. Wish they were available for commissions

>>5320100
That right there is pretty close to how I envision most eldar females look anatomy wise. Then having really big boobs and curves in stuff always seemed weird given how they're waifuish and slender. Being a knockout bomb she'll seems like it would make more sense on a half eldar.

On another note how hard do you think it would be to bang a mandrake girl and what are the chances she'll flat you alive even worse than normal dark eldar or haemonculi?
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>>5334707
More like different fashion styles/types and materials.
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>>5328408
I don't know about fucking necrons but I'd totally be game to try to go down on a necron pariah assuming the blank effect doesn't drive me nuts first.
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>>5335470
Necrontyddie
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Any sisters of battle with huge tits?
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>>5307910
You could import the stuff from the original OP into your own mega. This means it's yours even if the original guy deletes his stuff.
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>>5337086
I did that last night, so next thread I’m gonna switch to my mega.

Also, I added some stories that I remembered where linked in the pastebin but lost when we switched to mega. If you guys know of any stories like that, post ‘em and I’ll make sure to add them.
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Naeh lohv fehr thei wudd aelvs? Lumbahfuts.
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Necrons would be more intimidating if they didn't have mouths.
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>>5336101
All I have
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For example, a lord of change you can hug.
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>>5337305
Hey hey people
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>>5334776
>On another note how hard do you think it would be to bang a mandrake girl
As in, seduce her? Who even know, mandrakes are utterly alien even to dark eldars, with strange and esoteric desires and needs. One might grow interested in you because your heartbeat echo pleasantly to her ears, or because she somehow feel comfortable inside your shadow.
As for the physical act, it'll soft, squeezable darkness. You'll forget what's light like before the end. And terribly cold, also.
Have you ever tried putting your hand in thoses moutain streams right beneath glaciers, anon? The water is cold enough to bite. That's what it would be like, I imagine.
>what are the chances she'll flat you alive even worse than normal dark eldar or haemonculi?
I wouldn't make any long term plan, because you're fucked even if she like you as she'll take you back home and not even the dark eldars themselves know what it's like.
Still less fucked than with haemonculi, thought. That's the worst possible idea.
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>>5337630
IF you haven't read it, Path of the Archon includes a fairly lengthy treatment of Bellathonis and Xagor kicking around Aelindrach because they accidentally/on purpose [spoiler]helped trigger a major Disjunction in Commorragh and need to lay low for a while.[/spoiler] Impossibly cold and dark is pretty much the best way to describe Aelindrach.

On that note, [spoiler]they help one brother-king try to take out his rival brother[/spoiler], so at the very least, there is some sort of sexual reproduction happening down there, at least implicitly.
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Is OsmiumAnon still kicking? Behind the mask was taking some twists and turns last I read, but I'm keen to spend some time with the two. They need to hold hands.
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>>5338212
All the writefags are dead or don't come here anymore because they were bullied about "namefagging"
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Fuck chaos.
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>>5338498
So did the contentfags become more thin-skinned or has the shitposting gotten more autistic?
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>>5338607
It's a little of both. The writers and artists who popularised the original Weekend Smut Threads on /tg/ largely rose from 4chan itself, so obviously had a fairly thick skin, whereas these days most people creating Warhammer smut arise from other communities then come here to post their work. But there's definitely a lot more vitriol being thrown around these days. It only takes one or two really determined anons to shit up a thread the moment someone they dislike is mentioned, or worse, dares to appear in-person.

These days I just lurk and drop off the occasional fic when I have one to offer. There isn't really much of a draw to take requests or otherwise involve myself in the community.
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>>5338672
Pretty much this

I also just forget to write fics
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>>5338672
I just lurk, drop a picture and leave - I learnt my lesson
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>>5338672
I’m a writefag too, I just take my sweet time when writing them
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>>5338672
My job, which is reading all the complaints posted about my company on Facebook (yes, that's an actual job now), has given me a really finely tuned sense of when someone has a legitimate grievance or they're just shitting the bed because they're a miserable faggot, in the contemporary internet version of Druhkari Soul Thirst. In 40kg and here it is almost entirely the latter. Someone will complain about something because they are actually upset about it in one thread, and then someone else will continue to complain about it in subsequent threads because they know that it gets good play. The tone and syntax of the complaints will shift according to who is posting and what their original language is (for some reason romantic languages -- and in particular Portuguese -- really stand out when they start using English but that could just be from reading stuff written by literal, subhuman favela dwellers.)

...And don't get me started on people who use Voice-To-Text, they're literally dumber than a flaming bag of dogshit and the vast majority of their complaints are the result of user error. It is easy to spot their posts because of the frequent use of homonyms and the total lack of brevity or punctuation. They read like a five paragraph long run-on sentence.

Pic related, obviously.
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>>5338212
hi actually, i'm always active here. i actually posted a pic up near the start of the thread, because i'm trying art too i guess???? sorry about the long hiatus though, but i'm not dead and not done

>>5338498
nah man idgaf about shitposting and i don't namefag. i've just been on both a KLK bender and also having some uncertainty in life that makes it a bit hard to focus on writing
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>>5339265
>KLK bender

Impeccable taste. Regardless, can’t fault you for losing focus on writing, lord knows I’ve been there. Hope you find a good headspace to focus on writing soon, your stuff is really good.
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>No FemLorgar
Look at this. Look at the singular wholesomeness
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>>5339331
just make sure you never break her heart.
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>>5339331
not so wholesome once the corruption starts in
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>>5328920
Came here to post this, bless Lewdanon.
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>>5339326
yeah me too, as frustrating as it can be to wait on a fic (i have dozens bookmarked that haven't updated in years, i know that feel) its doubly frustrating when i really really want to get this story out of my damn head and its just not working

>Impeccable taste
yeah i rewatched it again and remembered how fucking good it was. >>5311905 was the result
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>>5339331
>>5339387
She's still going to become a cultish dogmatic cutter who ruins the lives of all her siblings before eventually spending all her waking days running away from her broken gothic sister.
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>>5338672
It's a reflection of the community, hobby, setting, and company itself. Now more than ever it's obvious the 'breaking into mainstream' trend doesn't legitimize your hobby or bring in new people to make the tight-knit community even more fun, it's just marketers taking it away from you one little bit at a time while the community fractures into more and more mutually exclusive bubbles.

Realizing that, even subconsciously, will piss people off and make them irritable and not fun to be around which just compounds on that problem.
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>>5339624
That can be avoided through the standard trailer park courting technique of beating up her step father in a drunken fistfight.
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>>5338192
I wonder if a half mandrake would be even more of a stretch than a half eldar. Aren't mandrakes like half eldar half daemon and or something weirder? I know they're like the second closest thing the eldar have to an abhuman. A cold dark place huh

I also want to ask but what's the best a slave that becomes a haemonculi favorite can hope for? Someone once told me becoming her assistant and her showering you with love by making your sense of pain and pleasure one in the same till you can't tell them apart.
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>>5321685
we are always here.

[spoiler]you even coom to our art[/spoiler]
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>>5339902
>I also want to ask but what's the best a slave that becomes a haemonculi favorite can hope for?
Probably becoming a wrack, if they're Eldar.
Also in the last Fabius Bile book, what you described for the assistant actually happened to Oleander Koh, though in his case it was done by a rival Haemonculus who wanted him to take out his master. He was also leaning that way in his own, she just finished the process for him
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>>5339968
Well I'm talking a human becoming a favorite slave rather than an eldar, what's the best they can hope except maybe becoming a personal assistant.

Also it's dumb and a stretch but what do you think a half human half mandrake would look like? Assuming mandrakes are compatible with humans like eldar are depending on what you read. I kinda wanna play with that idea for a potential oc. I've already made a few half eldar ocs.
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>"You. You will do."
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>>5340535
In that case, Oleander Koh is probably close. Notably, Haemonculi are probably too far gone even by deldar standards to ever not cause someone pain; the most favored slave would probably be favored because his pain is especially energizing. However, maybe the Haemonculus would take care to make sure that the slave is especially well taken care of outside the torture sessions, to make sure that he lasts as long as possible. In the case of Oleander Koh, the mixing of pain and pleasure was done to undermine his master.
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>>5339902
Nobody knows where Mandrakes come from; there's an in-universe theory they're the offspring of Eldar who crossbred with Daemons following the Fall, but there's no evidence to suggest that's true.

>I also want to ask but what's the best a slave that becomes a haemonculi favorite can hope for?
If we're talking about actual canon, then the best a slave in Commoragh can hope for is to be useful enough that you're worth preserving, while boring enough to go unnoticed by your masters. In the old 3rd edition fluff there was a reference to Haemonculi occasionally teaching their craft to human sociopaths and then releasing them back into realspace for fun, but back then the Haemonculi were much more solitary figures. These days they have hundreds or thousands of Wrack servants and assistants to do menial work for them - a human isn't going to achieve any position of rank when there are Eldar competing with them for it.
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>>5338607
>So did the contentfags become more thin-skinned or has the shitposting gotten more autistic?
There's probably a little of both but it's mostly the latter. I've been around since the OG weekend smut threads, I'm fairly thick-skinned, I mostly got positive comments on my work and never really got too much shit for posting it, and nothing ever offended me or anything, but eventually the turbo-autism made it hard to care about writing so I just stopped.
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>>5339265
Pls confirm lasting happiness of protags.
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>>5321667
The difference is that in one you’re punishing someone for actually doing something to someone else, and in another you’re punishing someone for having ideas you disagree with. The later is an anathema to a liberal society, because one of the core tenets of such a society is freedom of thought, even illiberal thought. When you censor fascists or communists for wanting censorship, you sink to their level.
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>>5340852
afraid the skein eludes me, anon. we'll have to see
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>>5341459
You're killing me anon.
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>>5341378
This is a porn thread. Please signal your lack of understanding of the way society works elsewhere.
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>>5338607
I'm an original thread writer from back when it was simple the "Sunday Smut Thread". The only reason I come here now is for new Lewdanon drawings. There's nothing else worth coming here for.
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>>5341761
Right back at you, hypocrite.
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>>5339100
retard
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>>5339331
>>5339387
We need more primatriarchs
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>>5343179
we need more Lorgara the rest of them can eat sand.
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>>5343195
I'll take any of them over the rampant homoposting that has flooded these threads
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Is there anywhere good to post my smut other than HF now that pastebin nuked all lewd stuff? I don't like linking directly to HF when I post.
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>>5343553
AO3?
https://archiveofourown.org/works/search?page=2&utf8=%E2%9C%93&work_search%5Bquery%5D=Dark+eldar
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>>5343553
AO3 is the best alternative. You have to wait a little bit to get an account but it’s the best fanfiction site out there
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>>5343561
>>5343577
I'll consider it. I really liked the pump n' dump style of pastebin, and linking an Ao3 is kinda the same as linking an HF. How does the overall quality of stories on Ao3 compare to those on HF? If they're better writers on Ao3 I wouldn't really want to post there and shit up the place.
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>>5343629
It varies. Some of it is better than some Black Library stuff and some of it.... isn't.
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>>5343629
The quality varies as much as any other site. I think AO3 is pretty high-tier compared to, say, FF.Net, though obviously you’re gonna find trash.
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>>5309786
>ywn be taken by the Dark Eldar and kept as a gaped fucktoy for their monsters and mutants
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>>5343629
>How does the overall quality of stories on Ao3
Varies immensely, as you'd expect from a website with such a large community. There's some fantastic stuff there, but shedloads of tripe as well. My experiences with Ao3 have been very positive though on the whole, and I'd definitely recommend it.
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>>5344042
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>>5343647
Thanks for the input, anons. I applied for an account, you all convinced me.
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>>5343324
What exactly would you call them? Some of the names seem obvious, like Leona, Fulgra, Cora, Sanguinia, but others like Khan, Horus, and Mortarion don't have any that immediately leap out.
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>>5344156
Kana, Mortaria, and Whore.

Also Fulgrima sounds vaguely norse (Grim is a norse word anyway, meaning Masked One) Fulgra doesn't really sound like anything. General rule of thumb is that adding an A at the end feminizes a name.
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>>5344156
3 leap out but they're shit.
>khan- Karen
>horus- hora
>mortarion - mortarea
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>>5344268
Oh and Bobby becomes Birdie (Roberta)



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