I'm mad so you get big tiddy Jades.Previous thread>>5417847
>>5447933>>5447902>>5447074Take on this - Trolls, like many insect species, are parasitoids. We see lusii raising trolls, but we don't see how they breed themselves, and we don't see Lusii parents in pairs as well. The reason for this - Troll grubs are not raised by a single Lusus, but by two. As a grub in the brooding caverns, the troll parasitizes the body of the opposite gendered Lusus - and develops amd grows inside their body. By the time the grub has developed rudimentary humainoid shape, it emerges from the body of the lusus (using its horns to cut through the body), killing that host. However, because the grub has been feeding off the Lusus, it smells the same, and as we know smell is an important component of Troll-Lusii bonding. The partner Lusus, connecting the troll with its now deceased mate, then continues to display parental care on the troll as a young imago.
Got an order here for some giant tiddy pregnant space mommies.Delivery for... I.C Weiner?
>>5450505>I.C WeinerIsaac Cornelius Weiner at your service.This is the most vanilla of threads, but so be it.
>>5450607What most people don't realize is that most other flavors have some vanilla extract in them to help make it taste good.
>>5450505the most fertile pool party ever
>>5450640>the most fertile pool party everStart summer right with a long soak in the gene pool.
>>5450754With her dog genes Jade's already peed in the gene pool
>>5450763Furry supremacy is real
>>5450607>vanilla>pregnancy fetishNope nope nope.
>>5451093It is literally the biological point of sex.
>>5451153Jerking off to the enlarged abdominal regions of pregnant females is not the biological point of sex.
>>5451467You're gonna deny your pregnant wife physical intimacy?
>>5451470>intimacyThree is a crowd.
>>5451514Wow can't even show your child that you love their mother smdh@yhf
>>5451093I meant the "big tiddy Jades" OP, which is already half the content of every thread.
Request from the last thread
>>5451814She's a big gal.
Okay let's do this again From the topPut a request down You don't need to do anything I'll pick the one I LIKE Tomorrow And it's won't be as shitty
>>5451514And this is how we know we're devolving as a species.
>>5452037We don't want to put our dick where a baby already is?
>>5452044And this is how we know our public educational system is failing.
>>5451829Jasperoseprite and Nepetasprite engaging in some sort of lesbian sexual activity
>>5452076You mean you don't fuck your wife's tummy?
I wish there was more vriska content
>>5452959>literally the most porned character in HS>I wish there was more vriska content.
>>5452959But Anon, she already has more content than any other character in the comic.
>>5451829Aradia ass expansion
>>5451470Physical intimacy via sex? Yeah. But thankfully that's not the only kind of physical intimacy so it really isn't a big deal.
>>5451829Could you do some f/f ass eating? Some combination of Terezi Aradia or Nep (it's better if they don't have big attatchments to each other)
>>5453529Damn dude you're a bad husband.
>>5451829Karkat and Terezi >:]
>>5453536This. But maybe with Rose instead of Aradia.
>>5453641>non-dog Jade foot fetishNice.
>>5453694>add dog ears to a character>nooo now it's ruined
>>5453699Dog ears *and* incredible superpowers.
>>5453720All the easier to give footjobs to Dave via a space portal while he's trying to talk to Rose then.
>>5453722>Long Distance Relationships but Jade uses her feet and the portal is opened under the kitchen table where Dave's hanging out with Rose and Kanaya
>>5453776Does she still get pregnant and raise a family secretly with Dave?
>>5453780It's almost like that's her destiny.
>>5453780when Jade can open a portal inside Dave's pants, anything's possible
>>5454038>Jade never has to use a toilet againIt's a mixed up world out there now Mr. Strider
>>5454038>is that an interdimensional gateway in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
I dont care about DaveJade, ive become desensitized to it
>>5454139Good.Now do something else
>>5454139it has been funny that youve been able to skip like two thirds of any given homestuck thread for like 2 years now because its the same davejade scenarios and images ad nauseam
>>5451470>>5451514sex helps induce labor so your baby is born at the right time and doesnt become autismo
>>5454495>i'm supposed to have sex with her to make her give birthI ain't letting her give birth on my dick bro
im not sorry
>>5454955You missed the Oc drawthread
>>5455157i missed you too, nonny
Got a second helping of space mommies, you sure you don't want to sign up for our rewards program? You get points towards a free pizza with every order.
>>5455347is the pizza delivered by a pregnant space dog witch?
>>5455625Only if you're willing.
>>5455665well, how could I refuse a free pizza
>>5455200You're so sexy when you fight back, Anon. <3
>>5455984Ngl, this is even more cringe than the shitty Oc
>>5456145Yes, harder, Anon!
Reminder that rp, bitching, and bad OC's are all attention whoring but not on topic.
>>5455347Can't have 3 sets of tits that big and not use them to trap the deliveryboy
>>5456732Are good OC's ok then?
>>5456811no, only badly drawn lumpy Kanaya
>>5456777Jade doesn't share food and you expect her to share her toys?
>>5457146One is something you need to survive One is something you use for funAnd Jade loves to have fun with others.
>>5457491I somehow doubt that Jade truly NEEDS crispy bacon and a box of chicken-in-a-biscuit to survive.
>>5451093pregnant women get horny too.ask any dad
>>5458050I need more reminders that Jade is a self-educated nerd.
>>5458082We all know that Roxy and Jade went back to get their degrees.
>>5454398It's really easy to scroll past thumbnails of pictures you have seen posted 30+ times already, let's be honest.
>>5458352There's not too much new stuff made and the new stuff that's made is awful shit like HS2 focused.
>>5456811What hemotype should i make her
>>5458375With that tummy? Indigoblood.
>>5458092Weird that they went to college naked, but who are we to judge?
>>5458631Hey Nudist College has a great curriculum and networking opportunities.
>>5458643Oh absolutely.I just feel like they name of the college a bit too seriously
>>5458898I mean that is the dress code there.
>>5459941Fat cat tats are the best.
>>5449819>Literally has had commissions closed for a yearIt hurts.
>>5459941>>5459950>>5460104Real Olive blood hours?
>>5460568Yeah, it kinda sucks.>>5460652Can't see why not.
>>5461080Go easy on her she's new.
>>5458375ayo, titty color slider?
taking nep or meulin requests
>>5462036Karkat fucking Nepeta with her in his lap in public, probably the computer room on the meteor.
>>5462036Meulin teasing Nepeta with her big fat kitty tittes
>>5462036nepeta showing off her natural flexibility by doing some ridiculously convoluted sex position
>>5462367And you're the winner, it'll done by tomorrow hopefully
>>5462367>>5462410Nvm I might get this done in a few hours, let me know if you want anything changed
>>5462885>>5462886>Video Girls>Kanaya, Condy, Vriska photoshoot with DaveWhat context created this?
>>5462970Ten dollars and an open commission slot.
>>5462970They're all girls that fuck Karkat.
>>5463403Nepeta fucks Karkat.
>>5463414You're fucking Karkat, she's fucking Karkat, she's fucking Karkat, I'm fucking Karkat!Anyone else fucking Karkat that I should know about?
>>5463424Uh, I'm fucking Karkat.
Aradia fucks Dave.
any of you know what happened to ethercoffee? their twitter is gone and i couldnt find an alt or any info on where they went. makes me sad because i really liked their art
>>5462970leprechaun gold and kanaya being a hungry slut. weren't you listening?
>>5451829not only is this not what i requested but your art sucks too
>>5464255There's an easy way to fix that, actually. It's called "draw it yourself, fag"
>>5464255What did you request?
>>5464880he's requesting my dick up his ass right now
>>5463424*walks in the room with FemKarkat*
i require big titty eridan
I said it once and ill say it againAradia fucks to Pitbull songs
>>5466326but does she know Pitbull isn't an actual dog
>>5466791She doesn’t know what a dog is
>>5468866Why is Human Karkat fucking Equius
>>5469005I don’t remember Karkat wearing glasses
>>5469089Wouldn’t surprise me if he needed them
>>5463411I wonder what AK is doing RIGHT NOW.
>>5469413>>5463411Y'know, that one is honestly fine by me.Giantess and hyper futa? Sure, hard to avoid those for any smut communityWeird cake thing? Strange, but at least sorta novel, and makes use of the hemospectrum.It's better than a lot of their more grotesque stuff by a long shot (Vore, smegma, big droopy foreskins, etc.), so while accepting that you can't stop the fetish people from fetishing, I'd rather have stuff like this, where it makes you go "huh" instead of "eww"
>>5464255Play stupid games win stupid prizes
>>5469871Rose's last words to John before her fat ass smothers him to death.
Thoughts on boldir?
>>5450505>>5455347>says he brought snacks for US>doesn't shareWhy is Jade such a huge bitch?
>>5469898Friendsim trolls are a waste of intellectual property.
>>5469898I do not give a shit about any of these new modern trolls.
>>5469904>>5469908I mean just for smuttheir character doesnt matter
>>5470053I do not give a shit about any of these new modern trolls for smut.
>>5470057your loss then
Meenah/Condy content pls
>>5470814>>5470775>>5470745>>5470708Post more plox
>>5469620>I'd rather have stuff like this, where it makes you go "huh" instead of "eww"Pictures like that are what I always loved about Homestuck shit, the sheer wild inventiveness that artists took with the kitchen sink of material
>>5469900Of course he brought snacks for "us"she's eating for two. Or three. Or four.
>>5471551BD's gotta clarify the litter amounts we're dealing with all these hot moms honestly
I’ve been banned from MXRP for like a few weeks now and man am I starting to miss it. I feel like I always had the most fun on there with stupid thicc characters in stupid porn situations. I hope I’ll be able to get in on MXRP 2.
>>5472065were you part of this recent loli/shota sweep over peoples logs?
>>5472681I think so. It’s funny cause I literally just mentioned the word loli, wasn’t even doing anything with Lolis and got banned. I did some ageplay stuff too in the past but I’d swear to never do it again just to play my mommy Condy again
>>5473256Papa can't handle more.
>>5473261What Dave wants doesn't matter.
>>5469898Cute design I guess. Not really my thing for porn though.
>>5472065Fucked on, lmaoDon't roleplay loli porn then you tard
I say "willingly" for some noncon or captive scenarios heh. Thoughts?
>>5475165Switch Jade and Vriska desu
>>5475165Rose to the first category (she could have piercing just to spite her mother).Aranea, being around Meenah as much as she is, also could already have some Signless-themed piercing.
>>5475165Based Caliborn. Nipple piercings, as well as all other types of piercings, are garbage.
>>5475512(Loud shitting sounds)
>>54756111M4G1N3 TH3 SM3LL
Vriska Serket is Magnus The Red of Homestuck
>>5475732No, Vriska is the Cato Sicarius of homestuck
>>5475732Vriska is the Moash of Homestuck
>>5475732>>5475759>>5475764And Karkat is the random jobber from any stupid franchise L8L
>>5475786Reminder meenah dumped 2 Vriskas for Karkat
>>5475796And Meenah will dump Karkat in the candy universe to showcase how Meat Karkat is the best version of him.
>>5475786>And Karkat is the random jobber from any stupid franchise L8LMore like Ciaphas Cain. Does afraid of everything, obviously a weak one, get into being on leading role by suddends and have to deal with it all the time.
>>5475732>Vriska Serket is Magnus The Red of HomestuckNah. More like Gamzee Makara is Alpharius Omegon of Homestuck
>>5475732If anyone is Magnus it's Rose, trusting the words of Doc Scratch and peering into the cueball.
>>5449908On the topic of troll reproductive head canons. Some way I see reproduction functioning is when trolls reproduce the genetic fluid from both partners needs to stay warm in specific conditions to mix enough to produce a wriggler.Now this is a point of contention if there are strictly male/female reproductive organs on trolls, or if both sexes have both a nook and a bulge. If this is the case the males would most likley have slightly larger bulges and smaller nooks, and the females would have smaller bulges and larger nooks.Either way, when intercourse is had the genetic fluid from both is stored in the receiving trolls nook. For how long is up to themTroll partners can go one of two ways. Deposit the mixed genetic fluid into a bucket and keep it on heat under a heatlamp or on a hotplate or something and wait until the drones arrive. Or keep it inside of them abd put it into a bucket right when the drones do arrive. Then of course the drones take the mixed slurry to the mother grub.Or if they so decide on it, produce a grub on their own pretty much the same as human pregnancy and they wouldn't utilize a bucket. Though this is probably very taboo and usually not a good idea on alternia due to the adults needing to leave the planet. It would leave the young troll without a parent or lusi.
>>5476710Kanaya and Karkat incest is best.
>>5477203idk, John Jade incest is pretty good
>>5477203>Kanaya and Karkat incest is best.'best' is strong competion, but it deserves way more material.
>>5477534It sure does.
>>5477695>>5477699>>5477705That is pretty smug.
>>5477802Thanks Aradia, you always know how to cheer a guy up.
>>5477738far too smug. She's inviting trouble with that level of hubris.
>>5477871What's gonna happen, what more can Hussie take
>>5477891Karkat The Heat Index Is More Than One Hundred Degrees Fahrenheit And Yet You Chose To Wear A Turtleneck
>>5477984That's real cute.This is making me want to dust off my old refs on mxrp and cherp2 and try to start an dirkrox rp lmao.
>>5475165Horuss got noncon pierced by damara
>>5476703A recent fic I read seemed to have it so the nook and bulge secreted a slime (akin to our seminal fluid), but the ejacluate of the bulge itself contained the reproductive cells (as in sperm). the reason for the pail was so that the genetic material and slime can coalesce artificially, where historically such breeding would happen close to the mother grub
>>5478048dirkrox is underated as fuck
>>5469898Built for secret sex.
>>5477841Nice, I was wondering when the new drop would be the other day.
>>5475165I would bump Feferi up a tier or two.
>>5476492Ah, someone else with sense.
>>5472065Post discord and kinks and I'll add you.
>Join Homesmut discord server>No davekat, no homestuck^2>This is great!>Gets overly political almost every night>People come and go frequently because of itWhy must everything be so retarded
>>5477203how is it incest
>>5481975>how is it incestBecause in another universe, a Maryam adopted a VantasThat's all there is to it
I dunno I figure
I might as well end the thread
>>5482846Not if I end it first!
>>5482858>John needing to be mind controlled to wanna fuck Rose What kind of blasphemy is this
>>5483935John's mangrit-driven libido means he's willing to take any chance to touch a boob. This can backfire on him though.
>>5482846Newfag here. Tell me about March Eridan. Why does he wear the drag?
>>5484323>Newfag here. Tell me about March Eridan. Why does he wear the drag?There's literally nothing to tell. Its from a piece of fan-art that was used in a What Pumpkin calendar. Nobody knows why the artist drew it or why WP picked it.
>>5484540i thought there was a little eridan drawn in a tube top and skirt in some panel during a ghost army ark
>>5484944there was, which means its canon
>>5484944>i thought there was a little eridan drawn in a tube top and skirt in some panel during a ghost army arkThere was, but that was referencing the calendar art, years after the fact.
Page 10, new thread time!>>5485641
>>5485644Eri thread time