"Game over man, game over!" editionSmut: https://docs.google.com/document/d/11ZTFvrLMY1OnNzxhU0p2UhL1wYmRgOoAjmOzkq8z_gQ/edit?usp=sharingQuest:http://tgchan.org/wiki/Enemy_QuestGame:http://teraurge.blogspot.com/?zx=e9ef98831783e9e6Previous Thread: >>5766852
stupid sexy xenos…
Y'all motherfuckers already know who you are.Post second picture from your first (in case you categorize) xeno folder.
>>5787614buff xeno gals ftw
>>5787651isn't this the artist that came out to his parents as being into anal vore?
>>5787507why does it make him tense?
let's stop being an image dump and do some talking, what's the sexiest part of an alien?for me it's flat chests or carapaces and strangely shaped mouths
>>5787662Don't tell me you wouldn't tense up if you saw something like this.
>>5787678Pussy that's something besides human vagina.Tits are optional.
>>5787694ah, I understand now
>>5787678Xenos are such a grab bag of different kinds, that it's impossible to sum it up across all types.- Long, slinky, sinuous features. Curves, and things suggestive of them. Serpentine bodies, long necks, and [spoiler]snouts[/spoiler].- Slickness, stickiness, wetness. A love that clings, as if by arousal.- Hard, chitinous armour, betrayed by the soft wet bits. Like clothed sex but dialed up to eleven, with an added element of vulnerability and intimacy.- Digitigrade legs. Even human women try to copy the look.- Exotic sex orifices. Cloacae, vents, ovipositors and spermatheca.
>>5787678The many multitudes of tits
>>5787486The lighting made me think the pussy juice is glowing.
>>5787678the idea that they are so far different from human culture that as awkward, anti-social and shitty of a lonely human being I am, there may be an alien girl out there who doesn't even see the human social normals and I can be accepted
>>5787678Though my taste varies wildly, I've always been partial to tentacles and assorted pointy bits.Wraith is pretty much the ideal for me.
>>5787678Personality. I'm one of the very few non space-babe tiered faggots. I don't care what it looks like, I don't care how it fucks, I just care what it's like to talk to it.>>5787604
>>5787678I like sharp teeth and tummies.
>>5788025We get it, you're a big-dicked deva who's transcended the sphere of all physical attractionDoes that help with your obvious insecurities
>>5788025>what looks like a mud pit actually might be an industrial waste dump>huge cranes and smokestacks in the distance>not just one but several (supposedly) sentient aliens apparently living in the dump>guy is wearing a gasmask, implying a unlivable or uncomfortable atmosphere, but is also completely nude and covered in sludge from the waist downwhat the fuck is going on in this image?
Honestly, my preferences and tastes vary wildly at times; tonight I might be thinking about a wholesome xeno qts abducting virile humans to fertilize their eggs, while tomorrow it might be androgynous regenerating space lizards whose favorite hobby besides VIOLENCE is mass orgies with no discrimination between sexes or familial relations.The only concrete rule I follow is the Harkness Test.
>>5788089Sssshhhhh, we don't use silly logic or reason when it's time to fap.Relax, take a deep breath, let it pass. Have a based Khan.
Rak'gol Battle Waifu made for conquest and breeding, yay or nay?
>>5788108come now anon, half the fun of these threads is talking about the details of the aliens we fap to.
>>5788138Forgot my pic like a loser.
>>5788108>booba khanivoremm, could be a bit more based without em.
>>5788139I get excited brainstorming xenos made for heretical interspecies breeding, but then lose traction/motivation trying to make them fit real world logic or because it seems like it's already been done.
>>5788144Well thankfully there are variants
really wishing there was a nude version of this pic
>>5788283i know its probably basic as fuck but man i just love sangheili chickssomething just flips a switch when i see these saurian babes
>>5788143I always find it weird how humanity, in fictional settings, is shown to be weak in every respect outside of some vague "tenacity." Where's the actual physical endurance? We can cool our own bodies to walk huge distances without stopping, running our foes ragged. That's a terrifying edge -- terrifying enough that we've leveraged it ourselves for zombie fiction.Not to go all HFY, but I just think it's tired, safe, and kind of boring to see humanity as the "creative underdog" species again and again.
>>5788328farscape is probably one of my favorite ways humans are different to the other races in a scifi setting
>>5788328its a gripe i have in fantasy settings as well, the nebulous concept of "human ambition and tenacity" which both makes humans underdogs yet impossible to keep downi feel most alien races with sapience would also have tenacity and ambition as a common mark of independent thoughtthat being said i like aliens domming human males
>>5788328>>5788362aliens are difficult to not humanize. most representations look to animals for concept on inhuman, but even that isnt perfect as animals with few exception cant match what humans have with tools so you have to compensate and that ends up with human concepts forced onto things that werent meant to be human. imagine a creature that did not have the violent early civilization stage humans are going through, or maybe a species that literally just did not have the same need for survival through violence that everything on earth has. maybe they had issues with overpopulation or maybe they didnt, these are still human/earth issues that another life giving world may not haveand the worst option is that maybe other life wont have sexual interactions to spread and cant be mutually sexed
>>5788328>>5788362The best inspiration to my mind, as ever, is nature; Species X might be naturally matriarchal because the males are all feral animals controlled by special pheromones, while Species Y are androgynous hermaphrodites that can assume whatever gender they desire like frogs.> That being said I like aliens domming human males.Alien abductions that end in Snu-Snu are always bueno.I tend to like the idea that our planet is like Space Cancun/Australia, and until recently the aliens that visited were indulging themselves between research sessions.>>5788387> Aliens are difficult to not humanizeOh god yes, it's hard as hell not to draw a parallel to some culture or form of life we've already studied.It's not bad or wrong to be inspired by nature and all the neat things living on Earth, but it's true that many xeno concepts end up being rehashes of the same basic ideas.> And the worst option is that maybe other life wont have sexual interactions to spread and can't be mutually sexed.I mean, yes, but also no? It would depend on how the xenos' biology is expressed; Species Q-1 might be best compared to macro-colonies of terrestrial fungi, but they're unique psychic-symbiotic relationship with Species Q-2 might allow them to experience pain and pleasure just like us.
>>5788362Oh yeah, as far as fetish fuel is concerned, give me a xeno dommy mommy any day. I get that.>>5788410>It's not bad or wrong to be inspired by nature and all the neat things living on EarthI know convergent evolution gets memed a lot, but it is still a thing. Look at whales, fish, and ichthyosaurs, for example, where basal reptiles and ungulates were all moulded into that same shape. On any planet with earthlike conditions, safe to say that a whale's a whale.
>>5788417> On any planet with earthlike conditions, safe to say that a whale's a whale.Exactly. It's why even if you start with crustaceans as the beginning template, putting them in a similar position as our own ancestors, the pressures of evolution will inevitably nudge them in a bipedal direction. Nature is predictable like that.
>>5787678Ass and long legs.But to be honest, the best part of having an alien gf is you can have the answers on the most crucial questions in human history first handedly.Are we alone in the universe? Not just physically, like a complex organic sapient creatures, but spiritually, like there's someone else who's able to love and dream, who's looking up into the sky looking for someone else, maybe even for us. Someone with their own culture and history, with arts a human eye can't see and music a human ear can't hear, with majestic monuments and a stories you never heard.That Sagan was wrong, and there's someone who could save us from ourselves.Having an alien gf implies that FTL are possible, and you can travel across the universe and be the first human anywhere you stepping on, or having a date, watching a twin star sunset with your xeno gf on a God forgotten planet.For me xeno is something bigger than "lol weird hole must put my dick in".>>5787604Don't categorize on my phone, but this is the second xeno pic here.
>>5788437Will it, though? Bipedalism and intelligence don't necessarily go hand-in-hand. What I said about whales and ichthyosaurs was the result of their natural environment and simple physics, but there are a lot of competing hypotheses around human bipedalism. From what we've seen, intelligence and social behaviour usually go hand in hand, though, so we can reasonably expect smart creatures to form societies.
>>5788438> For me xeno is something bigger than "lol weird hole must put my dick in".Degeneracy aside, that seems to be something I always return to as well; for all that we're thirsty for that delicious xenos booty, somewhere in the vast cosmos there are just as many xenos dreaming of exotic alien love. And also that other stuff.
>>5788471I was about to start filling this out, but it sounds like it's made for women
>>5788471>Knots, nubs, spirals, flared heads and other weird dongsFemale/gay bingo, dropped.
>>5787604The first three images are Sil. Mmm
>>5788471I don't think this person understands how bingo works.
>>5788525> Cillia, split channels, locks, and other weird vaginasLooks like it can go either way there bud. Nothing forcing you to check the box explicitly talking about dick.
>>5788533Even after all these years, Sil is great.
I wish there was an Alien vs. Predator porn game.
>>5788568Be the change you want to see.
>>5788573>No idea about 3D modeling>Can't even draw a nice circle without screwing it up>0 experience on coding besides a "Hello World" on C#lol, no thanks
>>5788613Those are just skills you learn, anon. Don't believe any skill or knowledge is inherent.Here, have a Predator.
>>5788328Heh. There's an old DC comic story, old enough that every planet in the solar system is shown as inhabited, where humanity's main claim to fame is they're the only species in the system that isn't colorblind.
>>5788638That's a classic pic. Love it.Also, if I try to do that game by myself, I'm gonna make Duke Nukem Forever's development time super short compared to it.
>>5788328I've seen a few discussions where it was decided that humanity's qualities are:1) We bond with anything. ANYTHING. Including cleaning bots/Roombas.2) Balls-to-the-walls insanity. For example, let’s say that you have someone whose kidneys are failing. Aliens used medicines and, when they were technologically advanced enough, artificially grown organs. Only humans were barbaric/insane enough to take a kidney from a STILL LIVING person and transplant it into the patient.Another example: the Sahara desert. 40 C° during the day, 15 at night. An alien looks at those temperatures and decides "fuck that shit,that place is a hellhole, I'm not going there". We humans colonized that place.3) We are TERRIFYINGLY violent when provoked enough.
>>5788718I prefer them with the inner mouth.scary blowjobs ftw
>>5788727Ehh, that sounds more like HFY wank and "wow alien perspectives sure are different" than anything else. It relies on assumptions about xenos that are just kind of arbitrary, and designed to fluff humans up as badasses. But we've carved out a niche as persistence hunters in the actual animal world. That's a real thing; no other species is quite as good at it, in as wide a range of situations.
>>5788727I can just imagine some super advanced species millions of years old trying to wrangle humans like a gaggle of cat-geese-gremlins that multiply every time they look away."Kitty!"> "NO No, we do not pet the Akanishi. They are radioactive predators.""Boop?"> "No. No you cannot boop the snoot. The snoot is made of teeth."> "What are you doing?! Get out of there right now!""We need moar mineralz!"> "Yes, the sand is nice. No I do not want to make a sand angel, and for the last time these are not wings.""Bad place?"> "That's right?, the Quarantine Zone is a bad place. We. Do. Not. Touch. Understand?""Yiss."> "Good homo sapiens! Get the cookie!"*Five Minutes Later*> "THE STARS ARE GOING OUT WHAT DID YOU DO?!""I push button."> "We explicitly told you not to go there!""DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!"
>gf is cold-blooded>loves warm things>secretly absolutely stoked when you're sick because you stay in bed and fever makes you hot and cozy and wishes it would be like that longer - hot, cozy, in bed and under blankets>feels bad about it because you're unwell and suffering>"oh no you're having a fever again! Hug me, I'll cool you off"
>>5788809I wonder what a Yautja waifu would do in that situation...(they are cold-blooded, right?)
>>5787604second oldest image
>>5788328There is this one HFY prompt I read where the humans where the only species with forward facing eyes. Apparently taboo in the setting and that fact is kept a secret. But this is probably a permutation on some high physical endurance angle.
>>5788819Call you weak and your immune cells pathetic if they can't hunt down disease.Doubt your honor and glory if you resort to taking medications because then you are weak and losing the battle on your own.
>>5788727I've always been a fan of the idea that humanity are the equivalent to Orks of 40k. We breed stupid fast, have an insane tolerance to temperature and constantly modify our bodies with piercings' and tattoos on top of the other stupid shit that we do, like bungy jumping, skydiving, underwater cave spelunking. Just imagining an alien's response to all the dumb shit we do is a fun thought experiment.>"Wait, so you're telling me you tie your feet to the end of this elastic rope and jump off... For fun?""Yeah! It's a blast. A huge rush!">"Are you not afraid of what could happen if the rope breaks?""Well, yeah, but that's part of the fun!">"You... Have fun by risking death? Your species is strange."
>>5788740Humans aren't badasses. Humans are to /xeno/ what fantasy orks are to fantasy humans.
>>5788825I believe I've read the story you're referring to.There's a couple, where humans are the only meat eating sapients, and there's a large level of distrust with a galaxy full of herbivores now having to share space with predators.It COULD be an interesting concept, especially if it didn't just devolve into "AyyLmao overreacts and just tries to glass the planet!"Unfortunately, without exception, every story I've seen with it cheapened it to nothing by immediately having a second, carnivorous species show up who are exactly the boogiemen the herbivores always worried sapient predators would be. Ruthless, bloodthirsty hunters who exist only to kill and eat more challenging prey, them.And then humans swoop in and save the day, somehow stopping the bads permanently (probably genocide, because plebbit) earning everyone's trust and we're the sheepdogs.
>>5788834Fantasy orks to fantasy humans.So, robust brutish barbarians who make-do with things they have against all odds and despite better options still use what they're used to?
>>5788843Basically yes. Also fratboy dumb.
>>5788834I get what you're saying, anon, but it's still "badass" in the sense of "holy shit he actually did it the absolute madlad." And it doesn't really have a basis in anything outside of literal Reddit memes.
>>5788718>play Aliens: fireteam elite>this appears>mission - Survive
>>5788863To be fair, for every "Oh my god, the madlads actually succeeded" scenario, there's at least two dozen cases where we get our shit wrecked.
>>5788868If I can survive more than 2 hours of her, I'd be more than satisfied for myself
What happened in my life to make me deviant like this.
>>5788089having sex with a mutant.He might get cancer from the sludge but at least he got some mutussy
>>5788718I wish there was more art of the xeno spitters from Aliens Fireteam, they look pretty cute.
>>5788933gimme the empty one so i can see what you tagged
>>5789306>Big tits and thin waists on a KroganNah man.
>>5788471Absence of eyes really get me going for some reason.
>>5788746> "No. No you cannot boop the snoot. The snoot is made of teeth.">I'm going to boop the snoot.
>>5788471Some of these are really stupid and others are just repeats, it seems the person who made this was really into researchers and being studied...
>>5788544Nah he's right, but it isn't just because of that one. Stuff like the well-tailored suits and putting xenos into respected authority roles like doctors, focus on receiving rather than giving, the other dick ones like "rock hard" and cum with side effects, "schmoopy domestic shit" and just the whole tone of the thing -- nothing on their own, but when added together you can tell a girl wrote it. Which is fine.
>>5788471Here's mine. Green is "fine, I guess"-level stuff; pink is what I love (or the free space).
just wanted to share this unexpected find with /xeno/I love finding nice surprises like thishttps://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4575125
>>5790545meh mediocre>dat mouth happensHoly shit that's hot
>>5790564To be fair, those are supposed to be robotic suits. The organic thing popping out of the mouth? That's the pilot.
>>5790663I never really was into bionicle lore, so I wouldn't know.Had a couple toys but that's it.
>>5790672I had several toys, but I had absolutely no idea that there even was a lore besides "These six guys are a group".
>>5790679>Catching a jackal sniper out aloneWhat I wouldn't do to one of those bastards as retribution
>>5790679I think it would be funny to draw a hyper realistic human male fucking this cartoonish interpretation
>>5790917A lifetime of mothering my children.
>>5788328I think that whole physical endurance perk is one of the things covered by the tenacity umbrella. Even that is pretty overused along with things like capacity for violence and shit. It's what I would expect to see in a shitty isekai powerwank, which I guess is what most HFY stories are.Anyways my least favorite things about most HFY stories is they're written to human scale. All ayy planets are rocky and earth-sized, aliens are always sized so that humans can perceive them as living beings, ayy society has a close human equivalent so it's easier to understand, shit like that.Sure there's a reason Mass Effect is so popular and it's easy to write for but still.
>>5788074No, the copious alcoholism and slow slide into finding the courage to put a shell in my skull generally helps with that to be quite honest.>>5788089Who doesn't like a lil-trash alien fuckin?
>>5791233Sounds like you might like the Gremlins series, in that setting aliens are all kaiju-sized and human-sized ftl is unfeasible. So humans get around by setting up colonies in the walls of the alien ships and hover somewhere between urban legend among the ship's engineers and an acknowledged but rarely seen maintenance crew.
What do you do first with your ayy gf?Take her on a tour of Earth, or fly off to her home planet to go on a tour of hers?
>>5789333Tony the Tiger just can't catch a fuckin break
>>5791817Her planet, there try to get my hands on anatomy atlas, ideally physiology books, too.I gotta know her body anatomy and works lest I break her. Who knows, maybe their species turns out to be deathly allergic to sugar or salt turns out to LSD for them. Also history because gotta know if they had medieval ages where they burned witches.
>>5791934>Also history because gotta know if they had medieval ages where they burned witches.There's no way they wouldn't.
>>5791814Got any links?All I get are hairy long eared little monster gremlins.
>>5791817my planetshow her important locations, tell her about humanity, then her planet
>>5791814Sounds like Men Like Rats (Chilson, '89) or Of Men And Monsters.(Tenn, '68)
>>5791817Her planet first, partly so I can get a feel for what sort of places she likes so when I'd show her around Earth I'd know which places she'd likely want to see.The places I'd take her on Earth would also probably depend on what her planet's like. It would be sort of pointless to watch an aurora borealis with her if they happen constantly on her planet, or taking her to a beach when she comes from a planet made up of archipelagos. I'd want to take her somewhere she probably hasn't seen before.
>>5791358Masked/faceless is good
>>5792584I like them without it as well.
>>5792584>dem abs>dem eyelashesDamn I want it
>>5788025ripthis is one of these "moments before death" photos: drunk scavenger was trying to save his garloid from dirt monsterincredibly sad
>>5789313what a faggot
How can you say you love xenos when you won't even let her probe your urethra?
>>5792959Who says I won't?
>>5792959You would let an alien dog to probe uranus, get some self respect.
>>5792404literally wispalso warframe has some alien but humanoid hotties
>>5792959femboy faggots have ruined that outfit for me
>>5792997The outfit of a basic Japanese schoolgirl uniform?Maybe you should stop looking at femboys
>>5793005>The outfit of a basic Japanese schoolgirljust that specific pink variant>maybe you should stop looking at...I can't it comes with posting on /b/
>>5793023boards.4chan.org/b/(whatever you go to b for)Now you don't have to wade through everything else
>>5793031I use filters lol but thanks for the help
>>5792996fucking preview my guy come'hanSide note never forget the canon of them raping warframes into crazy mindless rage toys
>>5793017Whats a lyluk?
>>5793091lyluk my ballsgottem
>>5792959i hate it when a nigga soon
Have you read that manga, Parasyte?What if, hypothetically, your xeno gf would have to live in your body
>>5793146I'm down for a venom situation/bio armor route
>>5793091Shaped like a friend
>>5793194Looks like baby Acrid.
>>5793146If some alien symbiote attempted to parasitically attach themselves to me I would rather die, doesn't sound very pleasant and is about as attractive as tapeworms are.
Parasyte is a good manga, a classic. You should read it if you haven't.
>>5793146I want art of that guy's alien hand sucking him off
>>5793276Same.Or maybe morphing into fleshlight-like thing.
> Would you take her home?
>>5793572>thing that reproduces by killing and injecting eggs into corpseOnly as a trophy to put in a wall.That shit is the worst parasite, not even any sign of symbiotic behavior
the fact that this among us porn does not ruin it for me
>>5793146i have a tulpa, so pretty much have that already
>>5793207I don't see the resemblance other than the color
>>5793572Chryssalids do not pass the Harkness test, so no.
>>5793572No, I'll take >>5793580 instead.
I haven't seen Tengridus post here in a while but all the same:I am STILL working on the Liam and Vee sex scene I promised. It is not forgotten, and neither am I hoping you have forgotten. I have about 5k words made up of two different versions that I am struggling with at the moment and I am constantly going back and forth editing both versions while ultimately unsure of which to go with. One feels too heavy-handed and the other feels like its skirting the issue I bring up and I'm trying to find a happy medium.
>>5794340Why doesn't Tengridus have somewhat permanent place where he posts art
>>5794428Imagine the feeling of a female xenomorph drooling on your cock
>>5794472imagine how tight that inner mouth would be while you hold onto her smooth head shell
>>5794475Imagine her hissing when you cum inside her inner mouth
>>5794475>>5794480>inner mouth>she has tongue insteadSo close to perfection
>>5794472>Imagine the feeling of a female xenomorph drooling on your cockImagine being nude at home, watching TV, and then you feel something wet and slimy dripping on your dick. You look up, and your xeno GF on the ceiling jumps on you.>>5794482>she has tongue insteadThat's the inner mouth's tongue.
>>5794489I wonder if their saliva is hot or cold to the touch...
>>5794492it will feel like acid
>>5794482why not both?
Imagined.Realized I will never experience anything close to thatMade myself sadI don't want tp be horny anymore. I just want to be happy.
>>5794525Welcome to the club bucko
>>5794525Imagine a small space craft, nothing fancy, but comfy and able to FTLT. This is your xenofu's personal space craft and she's heading it somewhere, where you (or any other of your kind) have never been before to show you something.The space craft is jumping out of FTL subspace and you see a young twin star system, glancing blue in the middle of an accretion disk."Well, that's it." She says while stretching and standing up from a pilot seat.You can't take your eyes from the view and shiver out of sudden when a pair of clawed hands hug you from behind."May I ask you a favour?" She says shyly.You nod and close your eyes, feeling her breath on your neck."Could you turn your translator off? I'll turn mine off as well. I want... I want to hear real you." You turn you head slightly and nod. Couple taps on your forearm and a screen, implanted under your skin, blinks red and fades away. You alien gf makes some swipes on her holographic visor and it turns off as well.You look into her green eyes, reflecting 2 blue dots, shining outside, and an asteroids, passing by the ship.She gently places her hand onto your cheek and says something. It feels weird, some vowels and consonants, mixed with clicking and creacking and deeply flangered. But somehow all of those alien noises make your heart racing and you pull her closer."I love you too" you say smiling and reach out for a kiss.
>>5794696Thanks, that hurt.
I think having Janeane Garofalo's voice is what made her even hotter
>>5794879Is it worth watching?
>>5794949I like it a lot. Its very underrated. It's similar in style/scope to Atlantis or Anastasia. Not quite a kids movie, not quite an adult movie. Worth a watch for sure
>>5794879>>5794949>>5795040What's it called?
C'mon now, somebody else can share.
>>5795134Don't get your knickers in a twist.
>>5795142I would lick that Phazon pussy
>>5794340Happy to hear man. I'm still here just been busy AF so haven't had time to get new content to post. have like a dozen things in various stages of being roughed out. Here's one.>>5794422Because I don't want one
>>5795315Bro how am I supposed to collect all your drawings if they only sometimes pop up in threadsCan you do an archive, like on MEGA or dropbox or something, please?
>>5795719> Strange Muses, a xeno escort service that caters to ladies and gentlemen of refined appetites> Deep Space Exotica, a branch of a famed human company dedicated to showcasing fertile beauties of all species> New Elysium, a resort world famous for being a place where nothing is taboo and you can experience pleasures beyond imagining
>>5795881> Welcome on board of "Parallax" star cruiser for our journey to the most outstanding sceneries and memorable places of Apien Crest. We'll do everything for you to enjoy your trip!
Haven't been to /xeno/ in months. Anything interesting happen lately?
>>5796448teraurge v3 came out
I hope this place is one day more for discussion than being an image dump
Anyone else fantasizing too much what life would be with a hive-mind xeno partner? Going with the idea that they will surpass your own achievements in any domains of engineering and theory, what purpose would one serve? Emotional? Inducing diversity in the bloodline? Being able to offer the human aspect on an issue?>>5796627Be the change you want to see, anon.
>>5796786Biggest issues with hiveminds is while there are countless bodies it's still just one mind so the different thoughts and ways of thinking that non hiveminds have is a big thing. Also if you can cut off the hivemind from one or more bodies they kinda fall apart. Using you're example of hivemind those aliens just sort of stop working if you separate them enough from the hivemind.
>>5796595its not nice to lie
Please post whatever Tengridus pics you have saved, I'm trying to collect his artworks.
>>5796786I think Bika is an interesting take on hivemind.Usual hivemind is something like multiple minds forming a bigger mind. Someone cut out from that suffers greatly, but can still function on it own - can move, eat, feed, just not access hive mind and get directions, orders or participate in it. I think xenomorphs have hivemind, no?Bika and Skut species in that regard is unique. It's not so much a hive mind, as single mind, single consciousness maybe, spanning multiple bodies, and if any body gets cut off from that mind - it goes catatonic. I like this spin on hive mind, very interesting take.
I'd even go as far to say Skut is not hivemind, but hivebody - its a single consciousness spanning across many bodies, not a greater mind formed by joining of smaller minds.
So do you guys think the UFOs are real?
>>5797611No, it's CIA or other alphabet agencies shenanigans.We're fucking alone in this cold universe, no contact is coming
>>5797638>it's CIA or other alphabet agencies shenanigansFor what purpose?
>>5797638>CIAnow dont get me wrong im not one thats prone to conspiracism OR blindly trusting an institution as boldfaced fucked up as the CIA, but im pretty sure the recent UFO fuckery has had some fairly prominent headscratchers from the CIA themsleves, the gov reports were literally just 'we dont fucking know' and a lot of reports from the past 30 years seemed to indicate they believed it was experimental soviet tech, something that, with our 2021 hindsight doesn't add upwe aint got shit, even the alphabets dont know mang
>>5797611I think so.There was a certain amount of cases (Tehran incident, Washington flap) of both radar and visual sightings which can't be properly explained. And we are certainly not alone just because of probability theory, if it happened once on Earth, it most likely happened somewhere else.>>5797638Doesn't make any sense.Better yet, more likely contact already happened and humanity is not ready yet and too primitive for joining the extraterrestrial society.
>>5797688oh and as an addendum to this, if youre a skeptic of actual aliens, it helps to think about other unexplained phenomenon when considering the realities of shit like this, for instance, ball lightning was thought a myth for like two straight centuries because of how uncommon and strange it was, turns out we just didn't understand the atmospheric conditions well enough to posit a theory to explain it. sorry for the ramble have a xeno
>>5797611UFOs are very real, as they are unidentified flying objects. Are they aliens? Almost certainly not. I can't 100% say non of them ever have been. But i would be very surprised if one turned out to be aliens.
As much as I like aliens, and want to see us make open first contact, I think that a lot of the "we're alone in the universe" deniers just can't handle the fact that we are not interesting enough to interact with.
>>5797727>Life is the rarest thing in the universe, second only to intelligent life.>"Meh. Boring."Hello, Mr. black science man. How goes the nihilism? You get that fedora trick down yet?
Do you think we'll (as in this generation of us, who are in /xeno/ today) live to see first official contact
>>5797739>Hello, we travelled a millions lightyears to invite you to join our intergalactic Alliance>We have only a puny space station with 10 people on board, heve never been on any other planet and don't even have a base on our satellite, most of our people are ignorant retards, willing to kill each other for no reason or just for a buch of colored paper but okay, we're in
>>5797743Ah, the good ol' humans have poor morals argument.Compared to who?
>>5797534Slammin vort ass kinda makes up for living in one of the worst times ever for humanity
>>5797754Compared to anyone able to travel across the universe.We neither morally, nor technologically deserve to be equal to anyone out there. Our current place is like an animals in a zoo or national park.
>>5797759Right, so compared to an ideal that exists only in your head.I'm sure the aliens wouldn't at all have a history of bloodshed. There were never resource shortages or opposing ideologies, and their entire history has been controlled by ultra strict meritocracies that gave power to only the absolute best, who also never fell into meritocracy's pitfall of leaders assuming they can do what they please to those who are less.
>>5797739Yeah, life and intelligent life are the rarest things in the universe, but that at most makes us a curiosity worthy of study, not people worth actually interacting with. Literally everything interesting we have to offer as a unique form of life doesn't require actually talking to our primitive asses.>>5797754Literally compared to other humans. There's a huge gap in various human societies between people who are accepting of new things, and people who resist being involved with anything "different" in very much non-alien-related cultural and biological xenophobia, who become distrusting and violent at the drop of a hat.Aliens would have NO reason to want to interact with humanity as a whole, they would at best want to study some of us, and perhaps communicate with noteworthy individuals who can provide insightful, reasonably objective perspectives on our culture through firsthand experience.See also: nobody on 4chan.
>Aliens are not interested in humanity.>They however want a few specimens for zoo where they collect a sample of every living thing for, well, zoo. And studying. And give ayy lmaolings school tours.>All comforts provided as your current habitat (an exact copy of your home and everything in 1km radius around it), your lifespan is extended making you functionally immortal by freezing your current age (no dying of old age). Death by trauma still possible>obligatory veterinary care, checkups every week to make sure you're a healthy and happy specimen>food based on whatever you've been eating the past 3 months, can opt out for whatever they figure would be best for your organism> in case humanity goes extinct - your genome will be scannned and used for repopulatuon attemps via cloning with minimal changes to genomeDo you accept?
Yo my dudes (and maybe dudettes, who knows), amateur drawfag here. Gimme some ideas for delicious xenos to doodle!Alternatively, ideas for far future human descendants that a time-traveler could give the D.
>>5797782Xenomorph contemplating whether to sand down her claws (to make them blunt)with sharpenning stone because she afraid of scratching human bf.
>>5797780> Immortality in a time lockJesus Christ no. That way lies an eternity of madness.The best way to preserve your mind would be to upload your memories (with emotional context, that shit's important too) to some kind of preservation device. Then each clone of yourself can revisit the original without their brains turning to goop by several centuries of existence assaulting their heads.> In case humanity goes extinct, your genome will be scanned and used for repopulatuon attempts via cloning with minimal changes to genomeNot that I'd have a problem boning a qt femclone of myself, it would be patently dumb for a super advanced civ that keeps sapients in a zoo not to have a genetic archive to go with.
>>5797786More like>you get scanned>fifty million yous get cloned in tubes>fifty million female yous get cloned>accelerated growth in tubes, takes a month to grow from zygote to prime, fertile age>once mature - all distributed equally over all habitable regions of earth>you get a qt femclone of yourself if they figured you were sad and depressed because you were lonely
>>5797780No, entirely because isolation is incredibly unhealthy for us humans.Even the most introverted of humans still seek interaction, with media, with other humans remotely, limitedly with family members, or even with other simple organisms like pets- something the ayys can surely understand.To be along in that kind of unchanging time-capsule like environment would be incredibly damaging to a human, and also not be particularly representative of the human species in any sort of natural environment, which would make for a terrible exhibit.Superluminal connection to ongoing human media would be ideal, and sharing it with other human specimens that would accept such an offer would also be preferable.Alternatively, an education in the alien language to consume their media and interact with the zoo patrons, at least primitively, would probably do the trick.
>>5797803Up to you to figure how to ask for stuff.Just don't get Harambe'd yourself if someone falls in.
>>5797784I think lost track of the original premise, but VIOLA! A xeno qt straddling her human.
>>5797835>calls himself amateurLiar.Also saved.
>>5797864Where's Reticuli, he's going to miss a tummy
>>5797864Oh man that gives me a think> Humanity advances enough to be introduced to other intelligent life; Nearest peer of similar 'status' are descendants of creatures most closely comparable to cephalopods, evolved on a world with heavier exposure to UV> Be you, Anon> Working on a newly founded colony; by political and economic agreement, squids share colony with humans despite conservatives complaining on both sides> Your new boss is a tall fem squid, voluptuous and apparently a stunner for her kind; has rejected multiple suitors> Have powerful urges, and even hardcore human porn isn't leaving you satisfied> Stumble onto a xeno match-making program; holy shit that's a horny lizard, squid on a sybian, wait is that an open invitation to a bug orgy?> Stop> Scroll back> No way> It's her> She's on a live stream> Using toys in her office, with thousands of viewers all clamoring for more> You're hard as a rock and glued to the screen> She's deep-throating a very human shaped dildo while she orgasms> In a voice like sin and velvet, she says "I can't wait to feel you inside me."> Heart skips a beat when you realize that the feeds are set as two-ways> Ohhhhh fuck> She calls you into her office the next morning and the door automatically locks behind you> She's sitting on her desk wearing nothing but a dog collar that reads 'Good Girl'> Three hours of intense, debauched, interspecies cultural exchange later, she shows you her hub page; she's basically a massive degenerate by her own species morals, having fantasized about being used and bred by a hot-blooded alien> Quietly move in together> It's fucking great> Never been happier> She still does her live performances, but now with the addition of you joining her when you aren't busy with actual work> She gets a womb tattoo in ink that's supposed to be invisible to her species but is bright and beautiful to humans; apparently it's supposed to be an old squid fertility sign
>>5797852Okay, so I'm not a complete amateur, but I haven't done lewds much and it's been like a year since I did any substantial sketches.I'm trying to use THE HORNY to break out of my rut. Alas, laptop is dead so I'm limited to pencil and paper and phone camera.
i want starfish gf bros..
>>5797875I was the one who that picture was drawn for lmao
>>5797927Yeah I can tell.One day I'll be decent enough to draw you something, too.
>>5797835Very nice, maybe try one of a sangheili girl wearing a t-shirt that she's lifting to show off her belly.
>>5797914I'd take the invitation to bug orgy not gonna lie.
>>5797932All shirt lifting drawings go into my collection picture. If you ever give it a go I'll happily add it.
>>5797962Maybe some day.
>>5797639distraction from jewish tricks and poisoning the well so conspiracy theory still works as a mkultra buzzword and ultimately defend jewish tricks
>xeno life we want: see thread>xeno life we get: methane making bacteria on MarsSomeone put me out of this misery.
>>5798086Pol/tard, you're overcomplicating.
>>5798089If our evolution hasn't truly peaked, the xenos of the future are just differently adapted humans. Which will be doubly so if we inhabit other planets that require dramatic change.
>>5798109> Post-Earth descendants of Homo sapiens are all variations of the Ayy Lmaos that have either featured in real life stories and creatures of ancient myth> Theories about intelligent life being created by mysterious aliens will eventually have a kernel of truth when future ayy-humans seed thousands of worlds with their own creations> These species will then gradually attain their own simple civilizations, with their own stories and myths about entities from the stars> Millions of years in the future, they'll be posting on a board much like this one, talking about how they crave romantic and sexual interspecies companionshipAnd thus the circle completes itself.
>>5798109As an aside, I personally love the idea of future humanity being unimaginably advanced and yet still subject to the same shameless LUST as some of us.So there'd be ageless degenerates with godlike resources, and science so great that it seems like magic, just playing God and creating lush, verdant worlds lush teeming with beautiful life. All this purely so they can fuck the end result of what would amounts to their weekend hobby.
>>5787678My favorite xenos tend to either be closely humanoid, or very bestial/monstrous.
>>5797934Drawfag again; got caught up in REAL LIFE for a while. Am gonna do your request, but dost thou prefer BIG TITTY Sangheili or DELICIOUS FLAT?
>>5798153You are bit optimistic.More likely we will end up as globoshlomo wagie slaves and this planet will run out of resources.
>>5798164Remaining optimistic about a future I won't see is better for my mental and emotional health than believing there'll be nothing after us. Try it. You just might find it helps more than harms.
>>5797782Turian girl wearing an evening dress.
>>5798143Just because a subspecies is created doesn't mean humans cease to exist, if anything we will exist alongside them.
>mind control alien>BDSM involves you locked inside your own head as your body is forced to do various lewd acts>a foreign voice inside your head taunts and teases you as you're forced to lash yourself>safethoughts instead of safewords
Here's a interesting idea for a alien form. A alien virus. Basically, it's a lifeform that infects human females and turns them into xenomorphs with a tremendous sex drive. Imagine a world devoid of human females, where men have to satiate themselves with female forms not bound by our social norms or culture.
>>5798163Flat of course
>>5798252Transformation fetishist, I can see you behind this post.
>>5798252As much as I crave anything alien and have no interest in any human woman, I'd fight tooth and nail for my species and lay my life down for survival of my species.
Page 9.New thread?
>>5798217>you are 4chan's shizo>alien mindraped by your twisted multiple personalities>she is mentally scarred and begs you to let her out of your head
>>5798520>alright anon fuck off I didn't agree to group session, pick one personality you want to use first.
>>5798163Is it before or after mankind had a tinker with their genome?There's your answer.
How do you guys like your steaks?
>>5798889blue to rare
>>5794949>>5795040titan ae is campy and corny as fucki loved every second of it
>>5800377Me too anon, me too.
>343 posts>page 11
>>5800603THE CAPTAIN GOES DOWN WITH THE SHIP.