Where have all the good threads gone
eight and final one
>>6085198these 2 are ones I edited together cause someone else had done them really badlyi have more edits i've done but they're futa and most people dont really like themif you guys have any captions that the original guy did a shit job with the text/background i can fix 'em up
>>6085221oops wrong one, here's a one without the weird black border
these 2 are one's i just finished up nowi cant tell which one i prefer, or if they're both shit i should change them both significantlyif people have any criticisms or suggestions go ahead, be as nitpicky as you want to
>>6088787this is the 2nd version with a different font
>>6088787>>6088788and for reference this is what the original looked like, idk who made it
If it's any longer than 4 sentences, it should be part of a multi image story.
>>6089009>>6089020Don't bother. These threads are dead and taken over by one schizo who doesn't understand captions. Every single cap is long and barely worth reading. The rerard forgot these threads used to be called "joi/cap". The thought that someone is here to ethically blow a load without using girlsdoporn is lost on that idiot.I keep coming here to see if some of the old captions that I'm missing in my collection will get posted, but it's literally only one single style of captions anymore - one taste for scenes, language, writing, even fonts.As things are in the new year, so they will stay the whole year. There isn't any other good website for captions because all the normies do BBC cuck shit on there
>>6089009>>6089020>>6090237>inb4 post from your stash then, you assholeI'm down to like 2 captions because I decided to delete everything beyond a certain threshold of degeneracy, like all the top quality big dick impregnation /ss/ shit I had saved. I got post-nut clarity from it each time and got on the slow and arduous process of re-learning to get hard to vanilla and natural stuff
>>6089009Who the fuck can jerk one out in the time it takes to read four sentences?
>>6090682raise T, cuckggot
>>6090779Work on your stamina, minute-man.
>>6090784If it takes him a whole minute to read the two sentence ones he's got bigger issues than his hair trigger.
>>6090237>>6090241i know this might be considered the highest form of degeneracy but the reddit r/hentaicaptions and some similar ones get a decent amount of new and varied postsi remember a couple months back it was infested with NTR, cuck and BBC shit, but from the sound of the pinned community post, it seems like they straight up banned that stuff
>>6091366I came here to read but holy shit
>>6091460The current trend in the trash threads are longer caps. So it goes.
>>6090682I’m usually rereading it, looking at the picture, or running through the scenario in greater detail in my head. I think shorter captions are actually more engaging because they force you to fill in the blanks.
>>6091472That's just a small fap fic with horizontal scroll and a reference image at that point.
>>6093495Same as yours?
>>6093568this - frankly most of the shit that gets posted nowadays is WAY too goddamned longa caption should be maybe a paragraph's worth of text... two, three hundred words tops... half the captions that get posted nowadays are pushing 1000 words or more. it's supposed to be a scene, not an episode
>>6094420Writing sub-500 word ones is *tough* and requires the picture to do almost all the heavy lifting. Works for some pics but not all, plus they tend to get same-y in my opinion - girl tells you to stroke it, counts down, boom.I like a bit of story. But then narrative ones tend to also run longer than dialogue ones. Different strokes I suppose.
>>6095012This is the most cringe shit I've ever read.
What do you guys look for in captions?
>>6095012If you have to zoom in so much just to read the text you don't even see the image anymore, what's the point in having one, just read smut or something. It's a caption, not an essay, it's a compliment to an image, the image is meant to do the lifting.
>>6104246Different strokes. Literally in some cases.Even on mobile I don't need to zoom in with that one - just flip the phone to its side. And for me one pic isn't enough so having some meat to it is nice.Like I said, works for some pics but not all of them. And it allows for something more interesting than >>6102319 and the others related to it. I don't see how you could pull off a lewd version of cyrano de bergerac with them, for starters.
the caption threads were chased off to >>/trash/ sadly then again those threads end up more as request rather then actual captions being posted
>>6104935Problem with the /trash/ threads is that they are a circlejerk that are focused on fluffing the egos of named cap writers.
>>6106936The solution, as always, is to bumble in and provide your own content.
>>6108066I made one once based on a request here, people seemed to like it, but I've never seen anyone else post it.Other than that I don't have much inspiration on my own.
>>6108830Lord knows there's plenty of requests piled up but if nothing grabs ya then yeah I know the feeling.Most of mine run on the long side and finding time/focus to plink away is tough lately. So it goes.
>>6109031I have only seen one or two requests here; as a sane adult I shan't be visiting trash at any point in the near future
>>6109394Eh as long as you don't blunder out of the cap thread and ignore the obvious idiots it's not *that* bad. For the most part.
Bringing this back because I love rescue captions.
>>6113010Thanks for liking them, Anon.
I wonder if the servant breeding program will continue, that shit was kino.
>>6124684where is that image from. I'm not 100% sure the top girl looks like she is on board with the situation.
I'll try to post ones that I don't see posted too often
your wife gets horny on a power trip while getting the groceries
>>6126475*while you're getting the groceries
ive got a metric shit ton more but its taking me a while to read through them before posting them so thats it for nowmaybe i'll post more later
>shitty writing thread
>>6126583Its later; could you post more?
>>6128959it is indeed later, and i can post more
would you go through this for the reward?assuming for some magical reason the baseball sized balls dont get in the way of daily life
this sorta counts as a caption
Is the booru dead or did it move?
>>6130679Moved. Although the private one gets updated on occasion.http://captions.booru.org/
Jesus, most of this stuff if grade A cringe.
>>6138223>cum inside me>with condomswhat in the flying fuck
>>6138323are you illiterate?read the sentence and look for the "but"
Anyone know who made this and if they made more captions?
>>6138293Let they who have never gotten off to something someone else found cringe-worthy cast the first stone.
>>6113010I wish for more, more goddamn it.
>>6143766Thanks for liking it.
>>6143774Welcome. I wish more people made that type of stuff. That, and Femdom World. That shit is my weakness.
>>6143774This one made me uncomfortable.
Do a lot of people like the trope where a girlfriend rescues a guy from a bad girlfriend, or is it just one very dedicated anon? And does this trope have a name?
>>6146400Savior kink and i think it's mostly just one dude.
>>6146400I don't dislike it, but it does seem like there are a lot of instances of that around.
>>6133394i wish girls like her were real
>>6090319Cute. I like how it is SFW.
>>6126475>While getting the groceriesSo she's a Karen?
>>6079526"Nice dick bro" My boner may be gone now but no one knows when my sides will return
>>6153553how does that make her a karen
>>6161207I need moar of this shit so bad can't what genre could this be called and we're can I find more?
>>6161668What do you mean by "this shit"?
Where can I find more stuff like pic related? (1/2)