"Y'all motherfuckers forgot to create new thread" edition.Smut: https://docs.google.com/document/d/11ZTFvrLMY1OnNzxhU0p2UhL1wYmRgOoAjmOzkq8z_gQ/edit?usp=sharingGame:http://teraurge.blogspot.com/?zx=e9ef98831783e9e6Thread Archive: https://desuarchive.org/aco/search/subject/xeno/type/op/Previous Thread >>6598256
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>>6630141>teraurge still in the OPit's time to let go.
>>6630190dum spiro, spero.
>>6630149
Caution below: old italian pop music.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbd2-tTeENYToday was the day I fucking found out this song is about alien girl named Pay. Lyrics are bit messy, but as far as I figured it out it is about Pay and human male trying to converse, not really successful until he is asking her about love, ending up with them showing a sympathy towards each other. Maybe some mario bros here could enlighten us, but sounds kinda based for me.
>>6630190Agreed. It's fucking dead, and it's never getting revived.
>>6630141>>6630190>>6630860V3 when
>>6630190I got noih world blues
I wanna fug a thranx bruhs
please go to MD's discord or whatever he has to beg for a crumb of xenopussy. tired of you cucks.
>>6631730
ayy lmao
>>6631730I refuse such consolidation of power, it just serves to corrupt the masses.
>>6631755Rosswell greys are basically the goblins of xenophilia. Used to be considered scary, now just a funny midgets for a very specific group of peopleWe also need more
>>6631730who?
>>6631730If I had wanted to hear from an asshole, I would have farted.
>>6632940He means the artist Meandraco.
>>6630190I still have hope.
>>6632579Predator with a t-shirt looks awkward
>>6633682>winter 2025
Any love for Reptiloids?
>>6630141You forgot to add Enemy Quest: https://questden.org/kusaba/questarch/res/574310.html
>>6633682>DEBUG_THISguess it was never debugged
>>6633682My submission is on that list
>>6634283Sorry, my first time making thread, just copied OP from previous one.I just usually come here to call everyone a motherfucker species traitor.
Wheres thr guy that wrote "Advent Provides"?
>>6637029Bro????? How is ai getting this good? Artists that work on commission better watch out. Eventually an AI will be able to make a dragon fucking a mountain's gaping ass.
>>6637841Maybe some daySadly, today the mountain is lacking an ass, let alone gaping one, but AI is improving every minute, so eventually we'll have that.
>>6637029>ai will make commission artists completely obsolete in the very near future lol based
>>6637029>AI will be good enough to compete with artists within your lifetimewhat a wild time to be alive.
>>6637841If you work in graphic design and Dall.e isn't making you a little nervous, you're not paying attention. Take note that what's been posted here is from the significantly weaker version of the program.
>>6637950What's wrong with commission artists?
>>6638123>pay for pornno
>>6638212I mean, YOU don't have to. I haven't either, but I'm not against the idea if something comes to me.
>>6637841It feels like AI is getting better, I did 8 runs with this prompt, and almost all of them are on point, only maybe 3-4 out of 72 are fails. Usually I handpick the best results and combine them in one pic to get rid of anime girls and incoherent results, but this exact unedited pic is one of the results I got, I have nothing to edit out.I like how AI adjust backgroud to be more "romantic and dreamy", while here >>6637029it feels more like warm evening sunset.
How many wombs can you fill?
>>6639373Never enough.
>>6631464I wanna grope her tits while she shows me her second mouth
>>6634275>>6636153Aliens with more than four limbs are always appreciated
>>6639841Lucky for you I'm writing a story about this one.
>>6639373I'm insatiable.
>>6639373Only my beloved xenowife's ones.>Vagina pit with no personalityOmg sexo sexoooo penis into hole based sex sex cum cumerino
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>>6630190t. someone who doesnt pay attention to devs
>>6640449"I'm working on it!"
>>6630190I will never let go.
>>6634275>>6639855They're pretty cool, but I dunno how they compare to dinosoids though
>>6641338Reptiloids have 4 arms, dinosoids don't.I think we know who the clear winner is here...
what to draw what to draw
>>6641784A cool creature with big booba in a wholesome situation
>>6641784An alien that has joined the church and accepted Christ.
>>6641378You want limbs?
>>6641804amen
>>6641846ya
>>6641784Freyja's reaction to marriage proposal
>>6641784draw an alien in such a way as to be sexually arousing for xenophiliacs
>>6642686>>6641784Hardmode:no typically human arousing features
>>6642749i wonder what that bush feels like
>>6641859I like your enthusiasm. This story isn't going to be Tee Eff is it?
>>6643148I don't know what you mean by that :)But no, you don't have to worry. Anyways here's a new comm I got of her.
>>6643187Just a joke old friend:). LD is quite the artist
>>6643187>>6643267Just realized this is a rare post. Long since I've got one from him and my drive failed destroying my others :(
>>6635799bruh
>>6635799i am not betraying my race. I'm improving it
>>6643598ah, a geneticist then?Or perhaps a cybernetics scientist?Very cool, I approve.
>>6642675from who
Samsung based?
>>6644291>Cringe cartoony genderless Stewart Little alien with trans colorsNo, still crap. The left one was better.
>>6643813Uh...Maybe from a grey (or maybe green) human guy with question mark where his face should be?Or maybe POV of offering her a ring and lifetime commitment?
>>6644600that question was vague sorryI meant like is she getting proposed to by a rando or a partner?
>>6644789It's just sad if she acts that way towards her partner.But if she's just rubbing it into some rando who wants a muscle mommy, that's funny.
I hate writing stories about aliens because I'm terrible at coming up with names and someone being an alien does not make it any easier.
>>6639427I love strange genitalia like this. Source?
>>6644795He’s going to take maybe one or two elements from your request, draw those in a way that contradicts the general point, and then get huffy when you point out that wasn’t the scenario. Why bother?
>>6640449Unless v3 is basically the complete game or at least has 10 times the amount of current stuff available if it probably would disappoint even if it does get released considering how long it's been.
>>6644795>>6644600>>6642675I went with something mildly tragic, hope you like.
>>6645476Cute, I’d let her bite me.
>>6644291I wanna stomp that little fella into the ground until he's nothing but pool of goo
>>6645476adorable.
>>6645476so is that a yes or a no
>>6642749>tfw no kigyar gf
guys look super secret v3 leak!!!11!
>>6647165oh hey I remember this. I remember the first one with Shyni.would anyone by any chance have that video?
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>>6647545
Huh, could have sworn I had the other one, the video of the main gameplay for the 3d teraurge. But I can't find it under any search.
awesome.how about that one where we see a demo of shyni in a doom mod?
>>6647550Ah
found it, https://archived.moe/aco/thread/6499912/#q6500527and I found the mega link to all the models.https://mega.nz/folder/11EDwDoT#23vK6kXYA9WO7UuedBlCGA
>first contact happens>everyone bedazzled, everyone amazed>humanity is the only sentient species in this universe!>many years later, great scientific dicoveries follow, trade, diplomacy, all sorts of exchange, all sides benefit>how great is it, humanity is not alone in the universe!>>>>>>but you still are
>>6647639There are roughly 200-400 billion stars in the Milky Way. Most of those stars are believed to have planets -- let's go with 200 billion stars, and one planet for each star. In the observable universe, there are estimated to be over 170 billion galaxies.200,000,000,000*170,000,000,000 = 34,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. That's 34 sextillion. 3.4*10^22. That's a lot of stars and thus, planets, and it's a very conservative estimate; it could go as high as one septillion.What does all of this mean? There are at least 34 sextillion planets out there to choose from. Life is pretty much a given, but it's more than that. Somewhere out there, in the great yawning void of the observable universe, evolution almost certainly converged with ours. It produced a humanoid species of warriors and poets, sinners and saints, thinkers and dreamers. By our standards, they are exotic -- but to some, recognizably beautiful.Among these dreamers, there is someone. Every night, as her sun dives below the horizon and foreign constellations fill the sky, she gazes upward and yearns. She is alone.And you will never meet her.
>>6647165>>6647545>>6647546Lmao who made theseI'll never not be surprised at the effort people go to pay tribute to works that inspire them.
>>6647959Just fuck my shit up, man.
>>6647959Shoot me. Fucking shoot me.
>>6643187More reptiloid goodness. I'm getting pretty close to finishing her story but if you want a little prequel to it then you can read this one a friend of mine wrote:>https://archiveofourown.org/works/30587858There was supposed to be a second part to their story but unfortunately they never got the chance to write it. I'm still hoping they can sometime in the future because they write smut better than I do.
HUMAN-SLAVE IT'S TIME FOR MY FRILL MASSAGE
>>6648718>ywn be kidnapped by a female kigyar pirate that will turn you into her personal slave
>>6647959[translated from xenoese]>"Oh gosh? It's Anon from the holovideo... I-I. Uh, have I really died and gone to [heaven]? We can finally be together!"
>>6648918>Sorry, honey, I prefer bipedals, but we could stay friends
>>6648298That's funny that page is missing a story that was there last time I saw it
>>6648877I want this but with a female Predator
>>6648718>sangheili 8'>kig-yar 6'>unggoy 5'>jiralhanae 9'>tfw 5'6"Why do all the aliens have to be amazon size and also want to kill humans?
>>6649473you forgot yautja
>>6649478They're big tooWhat did we do that made all the aliens want to kill us?
>>6649490It's a revenge for having such big cocks
>>6649473because that's hot.duh.
>>6649332I think it was another Halo fic that got taken down because they left some links on it to their patreon or something and didn't realize that's against Ao3's rules. Surprised they haven't reuploaded it yet.
>>6649473the one perk of being a manlet is that even unggoy is an amazon to you.
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>>6649689>liked your females nude>your females>is nudethat's a sneaky way to say "I am yours"
>>6649873imagine though>"sorry I'm married">"that's okay, she can join us"
>>6649621I want to hear his definitive reason.
>>6650165In the author’s note of that story, I’ve mentioned that I do commissions. Ao3 sent me an email with a request to remove it under a limited time frame, but because I haven’t been checking my email, I’ve missed it. The story got deleted and I haven’t got around re-uploading it just yet, but I plan on doing so in the future
>>6647029seems that anon has "put a ring on it" as the kids say
>>6650259I was under the impression it was because of the content you told me about one on one. Not deleted because you realize what it encourages, or because you're ashamed, but because you're afraid of TOS. Jesus christ. Val asked me why I stayed quiet and this was it. Only person to speak up and get laughed at and dismissed. Val lies to me directly and just protects his friends. In the end nothing good fucking happens. Whatever, I promised you I'd tell nobody and I won't. Just know I think you're a complete scumbag.
what the fuck are you schizos rambling about now
>>6650349What are you talking about? Is it lolayys?
>>6650388Ask Ceph, let him give you a dumb cover story. I swore secrecy and I at least keep some morals.
>>6650388don't reply, maybe he'll take his meds and fuck off.
I’m the author of the story and I'm rather confused. No idea who this person is or what this is about. The story in question was deleted because I mentioned I do commissions, and I failed to remove that in time
would you a gek?
>>6650446I'm more into Korvax. At times I wish the species looked more... similar to one another? Gek can sometimes look like completely different aliens
>>6650446I would a lot of NMS stuff.Tfw no vy'keen girl harem to make lots of little warriors with.
>>6650293forgot pubes + full res
>>6650416Like the fucking catholic church
>>6650416Sure, keep the fun stuff from us :^)
Zad you fucking knew and said nothing? I can't believe you
>discord dramano one fucking cares.kill yourself.
>muh alt rightAh, you're just a tranny having a fit.(You) denied, you won't be getting another.
>>6650556>underage>discordGod, I fucking hate underage apes. I hope all children die
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>>6650416>taken by the harbingeroh fuck off why did they take this down
To dissect this easily: I’ve never written a story with underage characters. What you’re referring to is a commission I’ve written about characters called Coco Nebulon and Ksenia. Both are adults and are from Awesomenauts video game. Every single character I’ve ever written is an adult. The commissioner made a collection of multiple stories he has commissioned, and one of them (that I have not written) had underage characters in it. After I found out, I asked to be removed as co-author from it. Collections don’t have tags separate for each story, but as a whole. Please get your facts straight. Here is the link for that story: https://pst.klgrth.io/paste/rcxxmThe user Val joined the Teraurge server in 2020 and he was born in 2001 like me. None of the screenshots you showed have me defending proud boys in any capacity, rather, sharing articles about them. No clue what you mean about taking money from such people. I have a completely optional Patreon, Ko-Fi for tips and do occasional commission work. Apologies for this happening in this thread. This user has been banned from the Teraurge server over being violent in DMs of one moderator and hostile to other users. Throwing accusations with nothing to back them up isn’t new, so now they do it here in the thread.>>6650634I’ve re-uploaded the Halo story, since it’s quite the topic right now. If you want to read about the Harbinger from Halo Infinite performing on oral on Master Chief, here it is: https://archiveofourown.org/works/40828251
>>6650353I'm rambling about Tengridus not giving me archive of his pics, coming up with excuses like "I don't like them" and "I have to go through them to delete the stuff I don't like"I have to comb these threads for his new works because he's not posting them anywhere online and e621 doesn't have complete list of his creations.And I fucking love his creations.
>>6650446There are few things I would not.If something would show any sort of romantic advancements towards me - God knows it, I would. I would so hard.
>In an alternate universe where Covenant forces didn't decide to kill all humans>Humans accept offer to join Covenant but are mostly on par with kig-yar due to intelligence>As far as physical prowess goes, humans are the bottom of the chain>Completely lacking teeth, claws, stature, or overwhelming strength, humans were considered incapable of combat even while using their underpowered and primitive technology>Which made the inevitable HFY stories so laughable>You got to read scathing commentary on endurance hunting be spun around and called a superior ability to starve>After you attempted to defend humanity online someone, clearly sangheili based on their username, replied with "bedwarmer species">Covenant internet was the fucking worst
Why are Turians so perfect?
>>6650641He joined in 2018! This can't be fucking happening!
>>6650641>he was born in 2001 like me>like meFucking zoomshits and their discord dramaYou shouldn't be allowed to post here if you were born in the fucking 2000s
Like seriously, I've been browsing this general since 2017 and I have no fucking idea who you people are. Fuck off.
SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADYNO ONE CARES ABOUT ANY OF THIS
>>6650652>Completely lacking teeth, claws, stature, or overwhelming strengthWe worked with what we had on our planet, creating a few new things in process.>while using their underpowered and primitive technologyGive me a few samples of your "overpowered and advanced" technology and I promise, within a few years I will be punching holes through planets with snap of my fingers. Pair us with Huragoks and we will punch a hole into the fabric of creation itself. Try it, you won't. You've let a genie out, and now you realize no amount of glassed planets can force it back into the lamp.
>>6650674I doI find the tranny seething that people care about his discord beef amusing. I wonder how long until they get vanned
>>6650657They're okay, but I like Tali and her kind better.
>>6650683Both are good. Turians good to a point that I played Andromeda purely for Vetra
>>6650676Bedwarmer species
what the fuck are the proud boys schizos
>>6650683while i like Tali and the quarians more too. turians are still fucking great
>>6650683I dunno man, Tali is cute but the whole thing about being deathly allergic to tiniest bit of pathogen or foreign protein is kind of icky to me.It's like they got... I dunno, super aids? Being locked in their suits and living in sterile environments. Clearly at some point in their evolution they took a very wrong step, if a single sneeze is deadly to them.Now the question would be, would I want my space waifu to have robust immune system or would I rely on course of antibiotics after every intercourse, because the suits and masks appeal to me, and I admit, I find them arousing.
>>6650706or you could just fucker her until her immune system fully adapts to you like Shepard
>>6650650>the face she gives you when you accept her very special trade offer
>>6650711I can't tell if that's something that happens or not
Quarians are straight up fetish bait with the suit, the possibilities for bondage are too big.Turians however are very nice and quick eye catching.It's a case of apples and oranges.
>>6650690the only thing I don't like about turians is how their face sometimes looks like a mask that's glued onbut that's just me
>>6650711>you will either get accustomed to my semen proteins and stop getting your sinuses full of pus>or die tryingNah man I wouldn't put my waifu through suffering just to get my rocks off. Either go full on species wide improvement to fix their wrongs, or leave it as is. "If it works - don't fix it". Got sealed suits because you're too sensetive to anything outside them? Whatever, you got hands, butt and boobs, also feet bot don't tell anybody I'm into that, I got some lube, we can make it work.
>>6650723it's kind of hard to do facial expressions when your face is mostly a bone mask, bro.We're blessed because our frontal skull is soft skin and muscle, allowing for variety of expressions, they only got eyes and mouth to do expressions with.Some things got even worse deals, like xenomorphs - poor things can't even smile or show any sort of emotion on their "face". Not that they canonically had any except of "maim kill murder dismember devour". Except for that one who liked Ripley. But she didn't like 'em back. So she made a hole in glass and turned it into fine acidic meat paste. What a bitch.
>>6650763yeah it was just a joke
>>6650681I also careI think he posted one of his story on trash about two years ago when he was 18 and I don't want to read smut written by a fucking teenager. Now that I know he was born in 2001 I will never read his any of his stories.
>>6650778I take my /xeno/ discussion as serious as my knowledge allows.
>>6650794quite based if i do say so myself
>>6650794respectable.
Arbiter....
>>6650763>>you will either get accustomed to my semen proteins and stop getting your sinuses full of pus>>or die tryingbutwhat if that is my fetish?
you nishum fucker, I'll make a suit so warm that it will melt through this bed, the floor, your space station, the nearest planet atmosphere, aforementioned planet's mantle and core.And I'll fuck you in that suit until you beg me to stop. But I won't stop.
>>6650803ew
>>6650802That's not the Arbiter I know!
>>6650803>torturing or killing your waifu>is your fetishyou fucking sadist
>>6647959
>>6650814maybe it's an arbiter you don't know.
No good ever comes from joining community discord servers.
>>6650815Freecities but with xeno slaves when?
i wanna fuck garrus' sister
>>6650797Let me guess, you were also born in 2001Shut the fuck up and go back to discord, oh waityou can't because they have banned you>>6650829They're always full of children and manchildren, just like these generals but somehow even worse
>>6650836He has one?
>>6650830>what is rimworld
>>6650815I wouldn't wanna kill her but I find the idea very hotsorry
>>6650839yes
>>6650842if you're willing to put something you hold dear through suffering, do you really hold it dear.In other words, if you would do such things to her, is she really your waifu, or merely a cum sock
>>6650849>is she really your waifu, or merely a cum sockyesAlso there can be a waifu for more love and a cum sock to go sicko mode on before you meet the waifu, or we could just RP the sicko mode shit without actually hurting her any(more than she could want or handle)
>/xeno/ cupbros we're famous>https://static1.e621.net/data/24/4c/244cb24f8df98191a0082d58bc7e382f.webm
>>6650829They're not a bad place to scrape for art if you ignore everyone.
>>6650829Discord servers can be nice, the problem is it only takes a miniscule ammount of assholes to destroy them completly.All it takes is one tranny online 24/7 to slowly drive a server into faggotry
>>6650879and all it takes is one admin to ban tranny from server
>>6650888Too bad a lot of people are too scared to say anything mean to troons.
>>6634275Serious Sam smutty fanartWhat a time to be alive
>>6650891maybe if it's a big enough server.
>>6650879I get the feeling you are under the age of 15 but I'm not sure what it is.
>>6650911>anyone calling out the problem is underage/racist/naziCry about it, seethe and shit and piss and cum
>>6650879Yeah, noTake that unofficial TU discord server for example their mods are a bunch of zoomers that were born in the 2000s and they've been there for years. I guarantee that it's full of underage kiddies, unless you're a pedophile there is nothing of value, except maybe art.
>>6650641Thos screenshots are one year old. When was your younger sister born? How old is she now?
>>6645045https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/94627776
>>6650915You might be an adult, but I know what it is now. You post like a chroniclly online 4chan NPC. Your post structure and vocabulary is the exact same as basicly everyone else on a few boards. Same replies, same insults, same outrage over [current thing] and almost copy paste level of opinions. You post like a robot who's just cycling through pre programmed responses. I reccomend developing a personality separate to this website and start thinking for yourself. Being a group think NPC will just make your social dysfunction worse and worse. Trust me I know someone irl who's so chronically online they talk in 4chan memes and has no separate personality. Anything the group mind on /v/ is talking about or mad at he is talkingabout or mad at. It's awful and I hate being around him. Don't let that be you friend.
>>6651084tl;dr
>>6651094I went on a binge once and downloaded a ton of art about this elite. She is too cute.
>>6637885Just wait it gets mainstream enough for people to throw All The Fucking Porn into training data.
>>6651107when will artist stop drawing elites with mandibles that look like tentacles
>>6651176never, it's the lazy way out.
Any favorite stories about alien ladies?
>>6650416>Have no idea what this user is talking about>>6650641>Immediately knows and has a cover storyWho are you fooling
>>6651181i remember reading a Tali fanfic that got sent to me after i finished the ME trilogy for the first time and i was sad. i really liked it but i don't remember what it was called unfortunately
>>6651176
>>6651094Predictable NPC. Carry on then.
>>6651299dude we come here to look at lewd alien pictures and jack off to them. Nobody cares about discord, discord drama, or essays on "Sons and Fathers" or "discord dramas". Post xeno tits, dream about space, enjoy your time.
>>6651307The discord drama doesn't matter. Just keep finding people who have no original thoughts or personality and group think everything they read on 4chan to compensate. I can't imagin letting an image board dictate my mind and personality like that it's crazy. If you read stuff on /pol/ it looks like it's just 3 people in every threads, but its not, they just all think talk and act the same because they are all NPCs.
there will never be a good predator movie again
>>6651504I haven't seen it, how bad are the new one(s)?
>>6651507
>>6651518That bad? Tell me that they at least introduce a female of the species
>>6651521lol
>>6651530Shit
>>6651518Do we find out the native bitch in the new film is autistic?
>>6651541yes
>>6651351>imperium tattooNice.
>>6651351Alright, I get you're angry about people not thinking for themselves and just going with majority.What are you trying to say here? What I'm getting is you're mad about people talking IRL as if they're on 4chan.
>>6651544Good to know they're staying in line with official Predator canon.
the yautja in prey is fucking UGLY but there's a close up of his abs so i guess the faggots and women will like that
>>6651558does she fug the aliem?
>>6651578no
>>6651585This can't be real. Why is it so ugly?
>>6651587a female yautja fucked a pitbull? i can't think of any other explanation to why it's so ugly
>>6651521If you care, they have introduced a handful of female Yautja in that terrible 4v1 pvp predator game that nobody plays. There's 3 default ones, which are basically what you'd expect, just slender versions of their male counterparts but with a breast plate. Then there's Cleopatra and Valkyrie, which are unique and more ornate. I think they did a good job with them. Fucking delicious belly in fishnets.
>>6651639Okay those look really nice, I enjoy the alternative versions of the armor too
>>6651556Mostly just seeing the level of group think online spaces install in people gets my autism going. 4chan, reddit, Facebook ECT. People who use memes irl are an extension of that. I should take my own advice and get off the internet for a while.
>>6651504I want to be pinned by a female Predator like this
>>6650683>Recoroled human space gypsies with aidsPoor taste
>>6651650Yeah honestly they did a really good job. They're distinctly feminine while still being as monstrous as predators should be. Look at those cute lil eyes, so full of love and murder.
>>6651830cute
>>6651830I want to kiss her mandibles and caress her forehead while looking at her eyes
>>6652141the things I'd do with those multiple arms...
>>6652150Double hugs
>>6651585The fuck am I looking at, pimp?
>>6652349>hug one anon twice>hug two anons once
>>6650797Lmao are you fucking real? Fuck off back to twitter you self-righteous prick.
>>6652633Double handholding! Possibilities are endless
>>6652496the yautja in prey
>>6652900Yeah that's real funny bro. What is it really?
>>6652928It's got a cleft palate, don't make fun of it :(
>>6652981Where's it's eyes?
>>6650797>>6652791It's funny because it's always the Russians that come to a server, shit it up for two minutes and act insulted when they get kicked. Never seen them continue a drama elsewhere though
>>6653813xenophobe to xenophile conversion
>>6653892
>>6650802
>no anon you may not cook with my eggs>I know they're not fertilized because SOMEBODY isn't ready for hatchlings but I've spend my energy and resources to make them>so I'm going to eat them to reclaim what I lost>I know they're not kids, but despite being "your chick" I'm not your chicken!>now hands off, I'm eating these eggs and bacon, go cook your own, you bought earth hen eggs just a few days ago.your actions?
>>6655220Nod agreeingly, because why the fuck would you want to eat something coming out of your gf? Two steps from coprofagia.
You can have any xeno you choose but you have to completely integrate into their culture. Dress, customs, diet, language, etc. Which species?
>>6651174look at ai dungeon, when it gets mainstream enough they'll strip out as much "offensive content" as possible in order to avoid prosecution from the boogyman, crippling the entire project
>>6655288>gj lays free eggs, you don't eat themlook at mr moneybags over here who can afford to waste food
>>6655220This is some Reddit vaginal bacon level shit. I think I'll pass.
>>6655412Why?Can I demand they completely abandon 100% of their culture?
>>6655429This. If your girl makes eggs, milk, honey, or something else similar, it's not just wasteful not to eat it, it's kinda telling her you find her gross.If the waifu is feathered, you best believe I'm gonna be making a downy bedding.
>>6647165I've actually moved away from Strife dialogues and added a parser for TU's dialogue syntax and custom dialogue UI through ZForms. Also two lewd animations.https://files.catbox.moe/q3wf6n.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/8xqgne.mp4 (still uses Strife diag)The character models are from an anon who made some quality shitposts with them and this >>6647546 animation.
>>6655467so hold on, if you had a wife and you two had a kid, you're telling me you'd try to get some of baby's milk for yourself?
>>6646666god i want that ass to use my face as a chair
>>6655628Babies don't usually drink it all, so why not?To be fair, the gf and I are both lactation fetishists, though.
>>6655429You shouldn't eat your gf's shit even if it tastes good. Same with any other substance coming out of her.
>>6632728>Sectoids gone sexual.
>>6655703what if it's nutritious and tastes goodnow I wouldn't go as far as eat shit, that's straight up body refuse and waste products (though there's that special coffee), but anything else would be fair game to me.Getting a sweater she'd made from her wool or silk (if she's one of those sorts of xeno) would be the sweetest thing imaginable though.
>>6655220why would i even be in this situation in the first place?i'm not some weirdo with an egg fetish.
>>6655446please never post about vaginal bacon againNobody wants to be reminded of that
>>6656013because she's cooking eggs and bacon and you woke up hoping you get some breakfast but nope, fuck you, make your own
>>6655703shit is not food you troglodyte, i feel sorry for your parents
>>6656091I think he's the same weirdo who went on a while back about how honey is no different than vomit.Now eggs are the same as shit?Dunno, feels like a weird, militant vegan thing.
Okay but what do you do when you xeno wife asks you to sit on her eggs?
>>6656245warn her that I'm heavy and not furry enough to keep them warm.
>>6656245I Bible Black that bitch.
>>6651084>"trannies lower the quality of public dialog">clearly you are the 4chan ideologue man who occupies my thoughts free of charge for saying this easily testable statement
>>6656647I never mentioned trans people or living rent free in minds. Just that 4chan NPCs are all group think robots that operate within a small collection of pre-programmed responses. You being unable to understand a post outside of the context of [current thing I must be mad at] just proves my point. Thank you NPC #11538
>>6652847nine month pregnancy? how about 9 SECOND pregnancy.
>>6656669what would a hybrid child from them look like
>>6656671Horrifying.
>>6650486Beloved combat wife
>>6656671Not good. Not good at all.Upside down cleft palate. Probably blind from incompatible eyes. Arms not gonna grow right and that's just the external stuff. We don't know their internal biology and how mixing those two is gonna fuck up.Interspecies breeding is pretty evil. It's genuinly more humane to just let either of you cuck eachother and go get someone of your own species to breed with.
>>6656672>one pair of arms human, other eliksni>weird bug legs>4 eyes, but they're all human-like>upper jaw human, lower jaw has big mandibles>covered in sparse carapace patches
>>6656120Eating cow's meat or a human's meat, is there any difference?Eating bees vomit or your gf's, is there any difference?I won't mind, you can drink your gf's milk, sweat or piss, just don't force your fetishes.
>>6656703Thanks for proving my point.I can now safely ignore you, knowing you're clearly a lunatic.
>>6655220I perform a 40-minute drum solo
>>6656809Is that some sort of euphemism for beating her skull in?
>>6656756>MOOO MOOO MILKIES HADOONKADONKS SUCKY SUCKY MILKY YUMMY IMMA BABBY MOMMY MILKY GIBDo you like cheese? I have some on my dick, I can share with you if you want.
>>6657076I think your meds are wearing off.
>eating human meat and cow meat is same>vomit and honey are sameWhat veganism does to mf.
>>6657453>If you don't want to eat your gfs shit and drink piss, sorry, I mean, eggs and milk, you're veganFucking fetishhead moron.
>>6657749>thinks eggs are shit and milk is piss.Are...are you 5?
>strawmanning this hard
>>6657749I wouldn't eat the eggs, but milk and honey is created to be eaten.
>>6657876A lot of species literally lay eggs to be eaten too.It's called trophic eggs, intentional duds to serve as food for the hatchlings.
>>6657892That's great man now keep that shit away from me.
>>6657892Buddy there is mentality disabled and unironically thinks chicken eggs are made of poop and cow milk is urine. There's no point arguing with him as he's unable to understand basic concepts and very likely doesn't know where the sun goes at night. Hope a mod comes and cleans him out of the thread for having the mind of a very young child.
So the next thread is dairy edition, right?
>>6657946I'm not the same person you blatant retard.
>>6657946>unironically thinks chicken eggs are made of poop and cow milk is urineQuote where did I say "chicken eggs are made of poo" and "cow milk is urine" exactly.You don't have to play dumb and turning my words upside down.Also, feel bad for you, dating chicken or cow. Don't know about you, but I don't fuck food.
>>6657946>ss13My nigga
>>6657105You’ve gone and busted my good man
>>6657749You are clinically retarded
>>6658175SS13 is fantastic.
