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Oink edition. A thread about blonde girls getting ready to fuck.
>Bonus for Astrid Hofferson
>No gays, futa or single males at least one girl in the picture
>No Queen of Spades or blacked shit
>No gas or onara
>No drama
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>>6652671
"They said this sweater could kill, but I don't see how so I brought the axe!"
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>>6652904
>"They said this sweater could kill, but I don't see how so I brought the axe!"
That's why she's the best
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>>6652904
Gimli, is that you?
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>>6653845
Cute!
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Source?
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>>6658086
Why do so many of these have Ukrainian military symbols?
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>>6659460
Ermm… what the deuce?
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>>6660889
Just post more aryan girls, they're the best!
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Such a blonde goddess
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>>6659460
For some reason this makes a lot of sense
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>>6661978
Fuck she's a goddess!
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>>6666397
What makes Astrid so fuckable?
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>>6666397
Tough Viking girl you can rely on in a fight and works like a man, but at home, knows how to act like a woman.
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>>6668134
>knows how to act like a woman.
That's what makes her marriageable
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what are the circumstances where one's lack of option makes one have to consider ruffnut?
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>>6669138
nude is too big
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/4359709
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>>6669125
She's hot too
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>>6652672
/tg/ here. If my antagonists weren't a Togruta Sith Clone Cult trying to bring back the original through possession, I'd be using this as a main antagonist.

Might still do. Celtic blue marking is a really nice touch.
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>>6670039
She's amazing
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>>6669125
You like mid west stoner girls who have a reasonable chance to be one Axl Rose’s many illegitimate offspring - what’s the big deal?
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>>6671316
who?

sounds like a megaman X boss
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>>6661384
We need to do an Oktoberfest Thread when the time comes.
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>>6674154
Was this minifig a custom or is this Official Lego?

Probably an online store exclusive, because I never saw them in store.
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>>6669136
I like how her axe is more of a reasonable practical size.

Granted double bearded axes are mostly ceremonial in ancient mediteranian cultures...but hey, it's fantasy and viking hotties with great axes are hot.
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>>6676453
>We need to do an Oktoberfest Thread when the time comes.
That's a great idea, anon!
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>>6676735
Yeah realistic weaponry is better
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>>6673938
What a goddess!
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>>6680524
They make an amazing couple
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>>6682216
She's a true queen
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>>6680524
This is so wholesome
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Sophisticated aryans are into bdsm
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>>6682921
No, but this is
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>>6686993
She cute
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Astrid is such a cute aryan!
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>>6688723
Love the axe
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>>6690843
Any more like this?
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>>6652654
>Hoffer*son*
Astrid confirmed for a trap?
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>>6693186
Doubt it. She's a viking and they don't allow degeneracy
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Why is there so much Astrid torture/bondage?
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>>6693186
It's just a surname, my guy.
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>>6694441
thats how scandinavian surnames work tho.
Gunnar Bjornsson - Gunnar, son of Bjorn
Agna Bjornsdottir - Agna, Daughter of Bjorn
Its a Patronym
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>>6697287
That's actually really interesting, anon!
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>>6695374
One guy really hated Astrid and is rich and basically comissioned a million dollars worth of it...unfortunately it became so large in influenced the culture and even some artist do it without pay because they think that's what the public wants.

It happened early when there was very little rule 34 How To Train Your Dragon, too.
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>>6697407
Damn that's some hate boner if I've seen one
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>>6699533
Mercy is simply amazing
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Making an aryan woman submit must be quite the feat.
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>>6652654
Guarantee op isn't aryan
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>>6659147
5 rubles have been deposited into your account, thank you comrade
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>>6707426
Very hot!
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>>6708914
She's my goddess
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>>6705987
Only chads can do it
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>>6652672
i want a jedi hiccup redempting her with hot force dickings (and love).
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>>6697287
you are right, but the writers didnt know that so they used normal family name pattern.
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>>6698965
in the comments on one of these horrifying pictures on rule34, Monki explained his reasons for commissionning so many pictures of astrid like that.

in his diseased logic, having astrid bloodied, humiliated, etc. was the best way to show his love
all of it, was to him, a sign of love

blergh
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>>6712073
I can kind of get it, some authors torture their favorite characters. Its twisted how they love.
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>>6712542
More cute Astrid please
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>>6715267
More romantic Astrid. This is great
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>>6714092
You know, I'm usually not into anal, but if the moon runes support it, is Astrid finger blasting Hiccups asshole to make him cum a sign of still recognising him as welp/runt?
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>>6716471
Dunno if she'd be into that. Is that the viking thing to do?
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>>6663779
I love walking up to women at bars and doing this
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>next to no porn
Where is the justice in this world?
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>>6718421
Astrid is Justice
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>>6717676
She might be asserting dominance.
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>>6720439
dont tell me anyone actually gets off to this lmao. this is barely a step above the autism thread
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>>6712073
Where the fuck does this guy get the money?
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>>6673955
I'm not sure if you're joking but you're right. The localizer for Mega Man X5 renamed all the boss Mavericks after Guns and Roses members. Spike Rosered was translated as Axel the Red, after Axel Rose.

https://megaman.fandom.com/wiki/Spike_Rosered
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>>6722674
Really nice, anon
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>>6705987
I just told my wife I'm half Argentinian and she said "Six kids or eight?"
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>>6724623
Lucky you
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>>6724608
How muscular are viking girls really?
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>>6706013
>dems when a violent gang of rebels overthrows the democratically elected government in another country
>Hahaha insurrection go brrrrrr so funny fuck Russia haha yes now we can get the war maching rolling!
>dems when a bunch of Americans get a guided tour
>REEEEEEEEEEEE THIS IS INSURRECTION THIS IS HARMING DEMORCACY EVERYONE IN THE MSM CALL THIS AN INSURRECTION PLEASE WE ARE SCARED FOR OUR LIVES OF RED HATS!!!11

5 upvotes have been credited to your r*ddit account
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>>6727657
can someone translate what this pile of nonsense means?
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This is just beautiful
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>>6727658
under obama Ucrane had a "mostly peasefull revolution" that fliped the goverment from being a pack of russian goons to being a pack of nato goons these goons have been trying to percicute russians that live in ucrane as in they lived in the same cabin that their great grandfathers built but when the ussr collapsed the borders changed leaving them in ucrane rather than russia. ucrane has, sence the flip, been trying to push these people off their ansestral land and that is why russia started this pissing contest with zelisnky. that will result in the eu getting its gas shut off. because some very smart people thought that if russia supplied the eu with gas they would be less likely to start WW3, because they would be to bussy counting their money.

germany dismatleing their nuculer power plants and growing dependent on russian gas for fucking everything from heat to power means hans is going to freeze to death this winter or suck russian dick.
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>>6727941
Agreed
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>>6727659
How often did vikings engage in orgies?
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>>6729891
For Rituals.

For Raids.

While the Northman was a great movie, they did pull back a little bit on the funeral because the woman being sacraficed to go with the departed, is supposed to have the seed of life in her.

So, let's say a Viking king dies, his ship with all of his stuff gets burned but before that, a slave girl is gangbanged by the bodyguards and then she is given a drug to make her not feel pain as she is usually strangled to death and then burned with the king and all of his goods.
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>>6730928
Vikings were really hardcore!
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>>6732882
They're such a cute couple
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>>6728468
>can someone translate what this pile of nonsense means?
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Nazi elves are the best!
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>>6724608
Astrid got an amazing body
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Aryan heaven
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>>6727628
The viking getup makes this piece
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>>6719457
Beautiful Astrid
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>>6739017
Such a well made romance
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>>6742002
Nice stuff
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>>6728468
yer still not talking in an understandable language
and thats coming from someone who is not even english

tu parle comme une petite merde
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Imagine marrying and making love to a cute aryan beauty, then conquering and slaughtering your enemies alongside her.
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>>6746910
More Mercy please. Best OW
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Is their relationship the best example of wholesome non-toxic romance nowadays?
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>>Aryan ideal
Lemme remind you
1. Hitler fought for this ideal, he not only lose, he lose big time.
2. Modern day people who like this ideal think Trump was on their side, but they were wrong. Dead wrong. Not only Trump lose, his grassroot supporters chickened out and stayed silent. Cowards are not Aryan.
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>>6727941
I want to impregnate this hot aryan ass
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>>6734008
I want a game about aryan elves
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Are there any original aryans left?
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>>6749855
Iran
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>>6750661
Iran so far away~
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>>6732103
We need more hardcore viking girls
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Post more Astrid. Just no abuse
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>>6751624
Gladly, anon!
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I fucking love them together.
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>>6753227
Fucking cute!
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>>6712073
Makes sense to me.
Imagine you're into violent stuff because the basic-ass pin ups are disgustingly boring to you. You also like Astrid, so you just put those two together.
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hell yes
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>>6757859
Very good
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>>6747895
Doesn't make the ideal any less beautiful.
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>>6753976
This is hilarious
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Does anyone have the nazi Korra edits?
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>>6755332
We don't have enough Helga.
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>>6747895
>>>Aryan ideal
>Lemme remind you

Lemme remind you
The term 'Aryan' disappeared from official German documents in 1935 after the Nürnberg conference. It's not scientific and wrong. The only ones using them are contrarian Americans.
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>>6759399
Absolutely stellar work. How do you feel about the emergence of ai art?
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>>6759346
>Does anyone have the nazi Korra edits
I do but doesn't look that much like Korra.
>>6759389
As much as (((they))) want to rewrite history, aryan is the official word.
>>6759409
Beautiful. My least favorite part of artists is how petty and human they are. Superior aryan AI waifus when?
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>>6761239
An aryan goddess
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