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Exhibitionism on the rustblood cart edition
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>>7288349
sauce?
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forgot to add the file oops
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>>7288349
You have to post more to start a thread dumb OP
>>7288793
And you’re just lazy as fuck
>>7288797
>sample_

Bad thread all around people
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>>7288901
>sample_
Are you the same guy who keeps pointing out "file.png" filenames? Nigga who cares, rename them if you care so much.

About to redeem this thread BTW
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>>7289032
file.png guy is the Pheobe skinwalker, but he's paying more attention to her filenames now.
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>>7289072
You're good enough at art to not need to skinwalk a dead woman T B H
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>>7289082
i'm ctrl+v'ing with 4chanx my guy. Anyone doing the same is going to have this exact filename
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>>7289037
Lejions are all fit and flat
>>7289039
Impossible she's so fit she was able to soar straight into her first gate without any construction on her hive, the only other troll to do this was equis
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>>7289082
I have no idea what this guy is saying or if it actually matters. What is he talking about? Skin-walking?
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>>7288793
pumpkinsmut, you can find more of their stuff on r34 but I don't know if they have an account on other sites
>>7288901
Sorry, I kinda made this right before I jumped in bed and passed out. Give the poor guy a break, saucenao doesn't actually give the source, just a giant collection of homestuck smut that he'd have to sift through just to find one image. The only way I found the source was through using Google Lens, which only now has a proper 'search for this *exact* image' function--something that people might not know because they assumed (for good reason) that Google Lens is fucking shit useless. Doesn't help that the google search link for 4chanx is bunk, either
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>>7289145
Have you been asleep for the past three years? If so, I'm jealous and you should consider yourself lucky.
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>>7289145
That's the schizo that bitches about someone who hasn't been relevant for years. Ignore him.
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>>7289333
>NauticallyInc
I am pleasantly surprised this isn't sissy, gay, or tranny shit.
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>>7289364
They make good stuff from time to time.
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>>7289375
Anons from this thread are responsible for requesting the good stuff, everything else he does is sissy/tranny. Even turned his GF into a tranny for good measure.
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>>7289387
>gossip gossip gossip
You talk like a girl.
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>>7289398
posting porn on 4chan for other men to jack off to is already a low test activity, adding gossip to the mix lowers it even further.
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>>7289398
>>7289403
The schizoid who incites all the drama is a FTM so technically you are not wrong
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>It's another "drawfag(emphasis on the fag) is mad because Anons don't like his shitty fetishes" episode
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WHO

FUCKING

CARES!!!!!
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By God you guys are annoying.
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>>7289032
>>7289145
Samples images aren’t full sized images, they’re, y’know, samples.
It means the person who saved them is dumb and is posting a compressed and smaller image than the actual one.
Shit on people whenever you see it
They deserve it, and maybe they’ll start being less ignorant
>>7289182
Ooooor you google “r34 joey claire” and find it in 3 seconds because it’s literally the fourth fucking image. It’s straight up laziness, nothing else.
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>>7289443
You talk too much, sis
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>>7289448
You think too little baka
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>>7289451
>You think too, lil' baka!
So much talking, so little understanding
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>>7289443
You'll catch more flies with honey than vinegar, anon. Try not to let anonymity be an excuse for being a raging fucknuckle. You can teach a man to fish, but if you say 'wow you stupid fucking cocksucker, why are you buying fish? Just catch them' he won't be as likely to listen to you
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>>7289483
based
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>>7289142
>Impossible she's so fit she was able to soar straight into her first gate without any construction on her hive
You don't jump high with skinny little legs
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>>7289483
Cringe
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rohs
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>>7289658
The truth hurts
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>>7288349
>Joey is just as sex-crazed as Jade but she has a whole planet at her disposal
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>>7289483
>>7289722
mega cringerino
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>>7289779
Joey loves fucking big hunky troll boys
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>>7289865
Xefros!
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>>7289842
I always saw Joey as pretty pan.
Like, she’s the kind of girl that - when presented with an ass in her face, she’s not even gonna check who or what it’s attached to - her tongue is gonna be all up in in in seconds.
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I know we hate the actual content of Hiveswap, but I thought it was cute and hot how excited Joey was being flirted with by troll slutpunks.
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>>7290273
real and true
still hoping (coping) for xefjoey endgame though
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Anyone have an archive of spider8reath anons stuff? They just erased all their stuff off newgrounds and twitter just a bit ago.
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>>7290282
Joey can experiment with all the troll girls she wants, but she and Xefros are absolutely getting together.
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>>7289517
She swam
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>>7290396
>what is a whale
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>>7289491
made for BCC
Big Clown Cock.

This is coming from the same guy who wont shut up about tavvrisk.
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>>7289483
i wont stop until I have a kisses from every jadeblood
ive got green fever babey
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>>7290324
based
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>>7290613
i cant even jack off to this shit because its too realistic. like this is a thing that could potentially happen to me if i wasnt jacking off to porn from a webcomic that ended in 2016 and died before that. i need to hit the fucking gym or some shit instead of being in this thread of schizos. have some infeasible porn regardless
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>>7288349
Huh someone fucked up the title of last thread and now it carried on. It's missing the "Homesmut"
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>>7289491
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>>7290744
super cute, artist?
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>>7290831
Wish I knew, anon. Wish I knew...
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>>7290468
Whales are really fat per se, they're more like giants
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>>7290684
I love you anon
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>>7290893
>What is blubber
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>>7290684
>this is a thing that could potentially happen to me
Except you only get to be a teenager once. It's already too late for me.
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>>7291261
They have blubber but their bodies are firm unlike that depiction
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>>7291319
these posts make me sad i want to give you a hug
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>>7291319
Being a teenager is gay and over-idolized
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>>7291453
I'm not saying it's all downhill after teenage, just that it's a narrow window where everything is fresh, and there's no way to recapture that.

I don't care how cringe it is to say: one of the reasons I loved Homestuck from the beginning is it let me vicariously live the horrificly awkward teen romances I missed out on.
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>>7291618
There’s a lot better media for that, considering there’s pretty much no romance at all, and especially none that aren’t abusive dumpster fires
Honestly a terrible choice on your part

Me, i got in it for the music. Much better showing there.
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>>7291630
To be clear, the romance is waaay down the list of reasons. I got into it for the comedy first.
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>>7290496
Marvus deserves so much more porn
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>>7291650
He does deserve more , but nobody can/wants to self-insert as him so there is none.
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>>7290322
His attention-whoring ass will be back in a week like always.
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>>7290322
https://crewbooru.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=artist:kurukuru_daza
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>>7291319
>joey <> Chixie
>pants are optional
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Hi /aco/, I've been rereading the comic and I needed to ask: what is the prevailing troll genitalia headcanon in 2023?
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>>7291905
Males have cocks, females have bigger cocks
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>>7291905
Fat cocks fat pussies
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>>7291905
Honestly I never liked tentabulges. I'd much rather the trolls have humanlike dicks.
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>>7291905
Cocks or pussies depending on gender identity/personality and genitalia color corresponding to blood caste, don't like the tentabuldges either
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>>7291930
Casting my vote for fat cocks and fat pussies
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>>7291865
Based
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>>7291865
In my mind they somehow look exactly the same, just one is a troll.
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>>7291669
Self-insert *as* him? Nah bro, I want to get RAILED by this clown. Like, come on, look at him!
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>>7291669
Most self insert as the one he's fucking
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>>7290496
Idk... pretty sure he's with chahut, I don't think purples really date outside their caste
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>>7292066
Chahut was with the painter blueblood girl, yeah?
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never forget the peak of the fandom, it was all downhill from here
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>>7292126
Chahut and Amisia are just friends, and Amisia is "too young for quadrants". Not sure there's anything that says Chahut and Marvus are together though.
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>>7292188
Backstory?
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>>7292322
The filename tells the whole story. Chaz drew fanart of the Leijons getting burnt with Snoop Dogg, somehow Snoop saw it and reposted it on his Twitter.
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Joey is a slut for BIG rustblood dicks!
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>>7292505
Joey gets knocked UP by big rustblood dicks like Jade gets knocked UP by big blonde twink dicks (that is the twink dick is big, not the twink).
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>>7292505
Don’t let Damara know
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>>7292439
>reposted it on his Twitter.
facebook
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>>7292506
Would Jade object to having troll-puppies?
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>>7291188
and i love you, random citizen
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>>7292557
God, Joey is so lucky to have a cute innocent troll boy at her beck and call...
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>>7292590
I just realized that the Hiveswap dynamic is the trite story of a wacky girlfriend turning a boring shlub into a hero, except that the wacky girlfriend who questions everything is the main character and the sympathetic dope is the sidekick.
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>>7292590
Not so lucky, as a rustie he won't live much longer and she'll have to deal with his death
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What does everyone think of the new hiveswap girls, the two violets?
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>>7292809
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anyone know who made this
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>>7292810
I don’t think about them. Neither design sparks joy and we know fuck all about them as characters
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>>7292609
Fooly Cooly but Haruko is a human
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>>7292013
it would lend credence to Joey pulling off her troll disguise
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>>7292809
Purple one is alright bland while tail one has too much going on.
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>>7292889
What we know/theories: the purple one is jeevik and she's the creator of Jeevik week the big music festival joey attends. She's an influencer who likes fashion, memes and music and is always setting trends. She's also a singer who's competing in jeevik week herself and has a song with a Marvus feature. Since homestuck is supposed to be about internet stereotypes i think hers is "industry plant" if you know anything about the music industry whenever there's a new artist with tons of money put into their production and has famous artists features already in their debut, they're specifically planted to succeed. Could be interesting to see a showdown between her and chixie, the "real" underground artist. She's also against trizza and wants to join the lowbloods in their revolution, but is it real or just her trying to get fame/controversy that could also cause conflict. Fiamet only has like 1 line so we truly dont know anything, but shes supposed to be modeled after an xoltil and notice how her seadweller ears are covered up and how she's wearing olive stripes on her socks and has kitty lips? I think she's an olive in disguise, her internet stereotype could be like a black fisher/transracial.
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>>7292809
Cute, would fanart

>>7292810
Absolute garbage, who approved this? Apex 2010 trollsona - too busy, too weird, looks like it was cobbled together from other trolls' elements.
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>>7289713
This "stylized" version is 100x better than bd's normal style I hope they do it more
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>>7292845
It was I; that bastard Bahinchut. You're welcome. Please edit her boobs to be the same size.
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>>7293353
I will, now that they're in a working format.
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>>7293390
Please do some cute trolls too
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>>7293374
do you post anywhere?
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>>7293507
No!
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>>7293353
I disagree. A lot of BD's older art was kind of uncanny, but he eventually updated the models enough for they to look normal.
This feels like the old models but 10x worse, for me at least.
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>>7292809
built for taking advantage of vulnerable lowbloods that she finds cute
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>>7293550
I can't believe Joey is going to get cucked!
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>>7293524
They look like fucked up Disney models with their cartoonish proportions. Highly inferior to the regular set.
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>>7293516
Post gross Aradia
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>>7293596
Thankfully I have no idea where that could possibly have been uploaded.
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lord help me
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>>7293574
The non-toon Jades look like a girl I used to want to fuck in high school so I like those better.
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>>7293605
baby sweetie angel
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>>7293605
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>>7293605
don't do it anon
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>>7293570
No she won't! Their love is pure! PURE!
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>>7293631
Oh please, no Harley adjacent is EVER vanilla.
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>>7293605
This ain't a daycare center.
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>>7289037
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>>7289142
>Leijons are all fit and flat

sorry i couldn’t hear you over Meulin’s huge fucjing catgirl tits smothering me to death
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>>7293403
I second this, feferi would be gorgeous like this
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>>7293665
Oh except meulin cause she got fat, but nepeta and the disciple have delicious flat chests
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>>7293605
But like...
She’d want you to
right?
If it was part of the timeline.
She’d bring you back and give you a handy just to make you hard enough for it
If it was part of the timeline i mean
It’d be okay
For the timeline
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>>7293826
>She’d bring you back and give you a handy just to make you hard enough for it
>Implying I need any help
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>>7293550
Great work, would love more art with her
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>>7293826
>>7293605
>>7293831
Y’know those Power Pack comic edits that float around /co/ a lot (or at least they used to idk)?
The one specific one where the yellow loli is talking to her future self, and in response to the loli asking why the future self is here she replies along the lines of “oh, well my boyfriend is a pedophile! But it’s not cheating if it’s with you!”
I am reminded of that but now with Aradia and it’s scary how well it works
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>>7293639
What about John
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>>7293631
They actually both take turns violently raping Xefros.
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>>7293605
Gross looks like an insect
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>>7293870
John is a familial outlier
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>>7294054
Adorable art
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>>7293605
>>7293856
i'm posting an image of master shake
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>>7293605
>>7293856
>>7294194
Here you go
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>>7294054
love this ugly fish
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>>7293550
This is already canon to me, Jeevik is star who things she's subversive but still uses her station to get whatever she wants (including another girl's man).

>>7294054
You're doing god's work trying to save this awful character design, but this one is beyond hope.
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>>7294258
I remember someone unofficial homestuck discord saying that ACT 3 could have Xefros be a waiter for a bunch of faygo-drunk highbloods, and an artist drew that sketch in response. They weren't working on Hiveswap, but I hope it's true in some form, even if it's probably only going to be a minigame (if it doesn't get cut entirely)

The whole scenario is making me wonder if they're gonna do a bit where Joey gets confused about whether she platonically hates Jeevik for 'abusing her power as a highblood' to mack on Xef or if she's feeling blackrom for the first time. That'd be wonderfully retarded
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>>7293570
hard to be cucked when you want to fuck every troll on Alternia
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>>7294303
If 2 people have sex then Joey being double cucked because that’s 2 people having sex that Joey should be having having sex with instead.
This of course turns her on
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>>7294054
this immediately fixes my problems with her design, a coomer am I
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>>7289375
I try, anyway. I know a good chunk of my content ain't everyone's cup of tea and that's totally fine

Nowadays I don't post the wilder stuff on 4chan myself but there isn't much I can do about reposts

Anyway, Terezi
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>>7294579
I like the perspective on this. My one complaint is that I would want the saliva rendered differently, but it turned out nice.
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>>7294579
Draw better stuff, then.
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>>7293711
sorry what was that i truly just cannot hear you over the disciple’s giant troll head sized tits spilling out of her robe. it’s been really hard since the passion of the troll or whatever and i’ve been comforting her
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>>7294859
Impossiburu, the condense was trying to starve the sufferers followers out so you are talking to an imposter
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>>7294922
That's evil, she wouldn't do that.
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>>7294859
lookit'em go
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>>7294859
Flat cat cave slave
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>>7294997
Its the meenah condense, she's very evil remember?
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>>7295036
this guy gets it
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>>7294922
oh sorry lol her genetics made her predisposed to the massive tits her hunting diet allowed to grow to their full size (those genes skipped nepeta)
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>>7295144
oh sorry lol dude i think you accidentally hit the l key dont worry it happens
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>>7295793
>>7295798
>>7295800
Just make one post tardlet
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>>7295814
mad cause i’m right teehee :3
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>>7295820
real goofball hour here on /aco/
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>>7295845
what can i say i’m just silly with it

plus its fun to talk about catgirl boobies right? even with some good natured ribbing
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>>7295873
I like that she's biting him
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>>7295798
Bigger than nepeta's sure, but still on the small side. Alternia is full of thicc females, the lejions petiteness makes them unique and exotic
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>>7295873
still very based, drawanon
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>>7295149
Meulin gets all of the Disciple's fat curves but none of the muscle tone
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>>7295894
honestly this is the best argument i’ve heard for it, fair point

>>7295996
correct bingo you fucking understand

>>7295873 #
no this is excellent you should be proud


i’m listening and learning and did one post this time fuck me running i hope i did it right
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>>7291669
I love roleplaying as him. Partly self insert, and also because I dig how goofy, chill,and knowledgable he is. I also really like clowns irl and would consider myself a juggalo. The concept of a celebrity or troll in a position of power being a good person despite the limitations of their caste is refreshing. Only feferi comes to mind, but they didn't flesh that part of her character out.
That all lends some pretense as to why I shill him whenever I get the chance: (>>7290496)

Anyways, I think that a lot of the roleplays I have as him are some of the best.
There was this Tyzias roleplayer I was doing some smut with a day or two ago, Marvus and her getting passionate about the trial and the radical ideas she has regarding the alternian legal system, eventually he gives her a tour of the clown car as thanks for the cool trial and after they talk more, things heat up. It was good shit, so far the perfect balance of tension, dialouge, and smut.
If you are reading this Tyzias anon, real good stuff.
:o)
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>>7296079
Also it's fun to balance and give off slight red flags of him possibly being a psychopath, the tension it creates is fun and opens the door to dubcon stuff. Because as far as we know, his niceness could still all be an act.
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>>7296079
where praytell was this? i used mxrp a lot but i’ve been on dreambubble in its absence and i gotta say i do t enjoy it as much
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Gay thoughts for grey thots
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>>7296298
I will never get over them, they live in my head rent free
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>>7296128
Cherp.
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>>7296079
Fuck, that sounds hot. Anywhere we could see it?
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>>7290831
>>7290836
bittesehr.
You can find her in the booru but lost all hope. She had some fantastic shit with Damara and Aradia but she nuke it all in a depression episode and now the only thing remaining is the small gay stuff and some non lewd works... Sad that all the lewds with Damara only live in my head now and I can't find them anywhere else after tumblr nuked all the porn art from it
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>>7296079
They did flesh that part of feferi out, she was born under a destiny to unite trolls and humans as whispered by glyobglyob, and had a very strong bond with the horror terrors who communicated with her directly, while they forgot the meenah condense because she had spent so much time trying to conquer other planets she neglected her relationship with gg/horror terrors, this was explained by doc scratch.
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>>7294054
Retarded mods are retarded. Better go to /a/ and ban all those catgirl posters, janny.
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https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=marvus_gaming
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>>7297194
This is amazing
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>>7297485
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>>7297485
>>7297486
The dick ruins it.
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>>7297497
It makes it better but okay
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>>7297512
I'm straight, so I disagree. Bisexuals are lazy and overstimulated, that's why you goon over men with tits.
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>>7297570
>Men with tits
If we were talking about a broad-shouldered, narrow-hipped, masculine character who has tits, that would be a correct description (and that is a real thing some people like) but it's much more honest to call those images a woman with a dick
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>>7297587
Dicks are masculine and that's a fact that will not change, no matter how internet poisoned you are.
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>>7297497
>>7297570
>>7297614
Can you chud somewhere else please?
This really isn’t the place for it
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>>7297676
>>>/lgbt/
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>>7297614
I didn't say they weren't
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>>7297614
secondary sex characteristics exist. genitals are not the sole determiner of sex. if a character is 100% female aside from having a dick she is a girl with a dick. still gay to want to fuck her though.
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>>7297699
The penis is the male sex organ.
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In 2023 people really think SEX organs have nothing to do with the SEX you are attracted to?
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>>7297725
trannies do. they go on lesbian dating apps and cry about lesbians not wanting to get dicked down.
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>>7297711
So it's sort of how like a fennec fox resembles a cat even though it's still biologically a canid? Sorry to all the Alices and Liliths in the thread.
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>>7297742
so did he have a penis or not? Did Hussie ever confirm it?
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>>7297756
He came so hard in Jade man, you don't even know.
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>>7297753
What kind of fucked up cats were you looking at? If anything a fennec fox is cosplaying as a bat
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>>7297762
I said it resembles a cat, not it IS a cat. No wonder, you can't even tell the difference between men and women.
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>>7297772
:T
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>>7297748
karkat looks like bobby hill
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>>7297772
It does not resemble a cat at all, it just looks like a fox with dumb ears. Maybe a chihuahua with dumb ears if it's a very ugly one
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>>7297796
It's okay to be bi or gay but just be honest about it, you don't need to convince the world that apples are oranges. Also you don't know what "resembles" means at all, you fat dumb queer.
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>>7297758
How hard?
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>>7297803
Harder than Bro’s cock up his ass
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>>7297802
I don't fucking care about gay sex or whatever I just think that the fennec fox DOES NOT look like a cat, I have very strong opinions about animals you see and I will not hesitate to derail threads to talk about them
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>>7297803
So fucking hard bro.
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>>7297832
Go wild, tell me about the stupid fucking fox.
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>>7297838
I don't actually know anything about the fox, I have not seen real life pictures of it, I have only seen a Sonic character based off of it and have based my entire understanding of it on that one impression
But I think if I saw a real life picture of it, it wouldn't look particularly catlike
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>>7297855
>I've never seen this animal before in my life
>I will argue like I'm an expert on it
amazing display of queer intelligence
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>>7297855
Thanks for the insight, Alice.
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>>7297855
kek
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Enough of the troll girls with dicks, now let's showcase the ones with pussies
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Cute
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>>7298629
Gay
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>>7298631
Sexy bubblegum pink pussy and nips
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>>7298794
Gay
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>>7298795
Why is he crying?
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Big tiddy Jade's masturbation and sex toy addiction
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>>7299360
Maybe because someone cut off his dick?
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>>7299384
It's not fun to make fun of a girl with brain problems you know
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WIP of dolo succin' from while back. Showed it to the servers I run in but not here. Might finish it at some point if I feel like drawing homestuck again
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>>7299462
Nice!
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>>7299462
Love your art
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>>7299462
The perspective is very good. Take it easy.
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>>7297497
its either this or that dude whose obsessed with aranea in swimsuits
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Consider this: Jade, Jane, Rose, or Vriska attending a metal concert.
What would they wear?
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>>7297512
my only complaint is the tiny penis.

pussy or fat cock/bulge desu. fat cock is easier to service when doing a reach around and it bounces more impressively while being fucked.
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>>7299553
Nothing.
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>>7299558
That's boring. Be creative.
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>>7299553
band t shirt tied at the waist, jean short shorts (zipped but unbuttoned), some spiked collars/cuffs.

oh and no bra/panties. studded nipples poking through the shirt.
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>>7299567
Not bad. I had some other things in mind but that's a good start.
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>>7299573
original working draft in my head had tight leather pants

i figured that'd strain suspension of disbelief if i wanted them underwear-less and it also veered more towards goth. metal heads aren't the most elaborate folk fashion-wise.
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>>7299553
Jade and Jane wouldn't listen to metal music but for vriska and rose black mesh crop top under a leather jacket or vest, leather pants that tie up on the front and combat boots or a mini skirt with thigh high dominatrix looking boots
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>>7299560
I don't want to be creative I want to be horny that's why I'm here
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>>7299579
if you're creative you can create even better horny things.
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I guess it's up to me to draw up my ideal metalhead girls.
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>>7299462
I thought you didn't post on /aco/.
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Question: Which troll girl is the most beautiful in your opinion and why?
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>>7299684
Kanaya or Aradia
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>>7299621
Yeah, I didn't for a solid 17 or 18 months. Time and people change, so now the concept of posting homestuck related scraps here isn't so bad
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>>7299696
tbf, this thread was pretty bad the past year and a half anyway, but im happy to see any art from you
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>>7299695
I really like their faces in BD's models
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>>7299709
He makes them vaguely look asian instead of the latino that everyone does
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>>7299684
Seconding Kanaya and Aradia.
Kanaya is Kanaya, she's supposed to be the most beautiful one of the bunch by default. Also that red dress looks great on her.
Aradia's got lovely lips and eyelashes. I also like how fan artists make her hair curly and fluffy.
Also, Aranea's. She's probably the most beautiful of the dancestors — short hair, glasses, dat skirt, kneesocks — goodness all around.
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>>7299684
beautiful?
Probably Kanaya
attractive?
Aradia, Aranea or Terezi

i'm not as into beauty i like a slutty or cute girl, someone dweeby or just quirky in general. they have to be weird or have some sort of passion, also i'm just not into lesbians. Love me a bi girl.
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I always imagined Rose and Roxy having very pretty eyes since they're different from Jade and Jane's eyes in sprite mode
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>>7299684
Homestuck: Feferi or Kanaya
Hiveswap: Skylla, Bronya
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>>7299739
>>terezi
God no, she's the ugliest one she's always been shown dressing and looking so masculine, I thought she was supposed to be some kind of dyke or genderqueer, she's gross
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>>7299757
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>>7299697
if this is the person I think it is, hope you're doing well, dude.

I'm more content to post my work here than having to surround myself with homestuck twitter
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>>7299757
The Epilogues say that her eyelashes are longer than the average troll's
Those aren't canon but I like that detail so it is canon in my head
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>>7299757
i would fuck her brains out so bad if she'd let me (and was real).

if anything she's the most datable female troll, if number of on-screen relationships is to be believed.
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>>7299765
good butt yes
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>>7299755
I agree with this and also like nepeta and the disciple, feminine and submissive is beautiful
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>>7299684
Aradia.
Now, to be real, the godtier girls have a big one-up over everyone else, because magic fairy wings and inhuman gracefulness in their movements is a really good shortcut to being beautiful. But Aradia wears it a lot better than Vriska or Meenah does. For those two, it’s more of a weapon they utilize, rather than the state of being that is post-rez Aradia. There’s a lot more ugliness and misalignment in their hearts and that shows through. Plus Aradia has the big hair, and the big horns, and the big smile - which are all charm points.

Out of the rest of the mane 6, Kanaya probably comes closest, and a god tier Kanaya would be pretty good competition. Nep and Fef err closer to the “cute” side of things over beautiful, and Terezi is ... sorta dumpy? Gremlin-core aesthetics.

Of course, another strong contender is HIC, who’s Meenah but fully actualized. Her presence is pretty much dominating through existing (being fuck huge helps) and if there was anyone in the same league as Aradia it would be her.

Hiveswap girls I’m generally in agreement with >>7299755 - both Skylla and Bronya hit that “cool, dependable, in-control” vibe extremely well and it makes them into characters that you’d admire just from seeing them do what they normally do.
Cute highlights go to Wanshi and Polypa and I guess Chixie too.
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>>7299697
Gay opinion, the threads have been funnier than ever.
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>>7299697
Why does the crack of her ass/line of her right buttcheek disappear
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>>7299556
I think it fits because Aranea has small dick energy
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>>7299757
>cute girls dressed like boys in pants that show off their nice asses... LE BAD! Because... BECAUSE IT JUST IS, OKAY!
And they say the war on tomboys isn't real...
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>>7299892
Ass so fat it makes a flush surface, just like it should be.
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>>7299858
>infodumps about the history of her breasts for four straight hours
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>>7299816
I always thought damera was the sexier more elegant looking megido, pretty sure she god tiered too. Aren't vriska and meenah supposed to be trannies? That's probably why we perceive them as ugly, but desu vriska is the sexier one. meenah always acted and looked like a masculine bulldyke in canon and I believe she was lez with vriska clone. Nep and fef are cute because they're younger than the others, they were obviously coded as young girls who hadn't gone through puberty yet, ik fuchsia bloods age extremely slowly. Nepeta's adult self, the disciple was one of the most feminine and submissive trolls, nothing is more feminine than being a fangirl and taken to its logical extreme, a cult member. She was extremely devoted and crazy about the sufferer and that makes her beautiful. Feferi has also god tiered and is extremely feminine and was always very spiritual, studying and communicating with the horror terrors and creating the dream bubbles, this is the divine feminine. This helped her become what glyobglyob prophesied "the condense who will unite trolls and humans" meenah condense lost the support of gg/horrorterrors and was just obsessed with with war and conquest, extremely masculine desires, nasty ego tripping drag queen.
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>>7300109
Its not the clothes, its the attitude. Nepeta did it in a cute way where she dressed boyish but still had a very feminine essence. Terezi was obviously made to be some gender queer dyke into gender politics
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>>7300374
Oh wow. Bet the ladies love that attitude.
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>>7300366
>Aren't vriska and meenah supposed to be trannies?
I'll give you three guesses the nature of the authors who tried to push that fanon.

> That's probably why we perceive them as ugly
I do not have enough implying implication greentext meme arrow greater-than signs for your use of the word "we" here.
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>>7300428
The feminine ones do
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>>7300505
So shitheels like other shitheels. Damn, I'm owned. You're so based or something.
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>>7300366
>Aren't vriska and meenah supposed to be trannies
and then I didn't read the rest
It's that easy people
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>>7300366
>Aren't vriska and meenah supposed to be trannies? That's probably why we perceive them as ugly, but desu vriska is the sexier one.
Well I refuse to perceive Nustuck as canon or any of the characters as trannies, so that has no effect on me.

The Thieves are both flat though and noone can convince me otherwise.
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>>7300513
Go back to twitter, you annoying fag.
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Argument in the Homestuck porn thread
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>>7300674
Didn't she get fake boobs in canon?
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>>7300725
Listen, this the /aco/ homestuck bread is the last bastion of homestuck community left on 4chan since the /co/ jannies are scared of us.
Basically the HS general thread at this point.
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>>7301464
Why are the /co/ jannies scared?
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>>7301502
Fuck If I know,
From what I've seen whenever someone starts a HS thread there it has a really high chance of being pruned or deleted.
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>>7300374
>sees a normal teenage girl with straight crushes on multiple male MCs in pants
>"fuckin gender queer political agenda pushin dyke groomers"
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>>7301502
Back when Homestuck was actively updating, /co/ would have to deal with threads that apparently filled the catalog. The second the comic ended, /co/ silently shut it down since 'there's no need for discussion anymore'.
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>>7301672
>there's no need for discussion anymore
they were right
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>>7301672
Gotta love those bullshit, transparent excuses. Never mind that plenty of shows that have long since ended can have threads no problem.
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>>7301672
Former /hsg/ lurker, there's way more to this than this anon is saying. The Gigapause did extreme damage to the mental health of some of the more zealous fans of the series and people went hogwild with retarded headcanons and got extremely pissy whenever people would criticize them because this is fucking 4chan and not a fucking Ao3 hugbox, and it would lead to /vg/-tier meltdowns that would escape the threads and drag further retarded drama all over the board. At one point some fag was extremely asshurt because people thought the idea of Nepeta fucking her lusus on the side was both gross and retarded to try to claim was "intentional canon" and then proceeded to mass spam child porn all over the catalogue.

That's not what broke the camel's back, but after more and more and more of these kind of blowouts and tantrums happened mods were getting sick and tired of constantly needing to baby the fucking thread 24/7 and after ANOTHER slew of incidents declared it was enough.
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>>7301502
Because Redwood got cucked by a Jade cosplayer in 2014, so he banned the entire comic from /co/ out of butthurt.
He still goes around posting as anon about how Homestuck threads were "WORSE THAN MLP!" and deserved to be banned, but that's just justification for his own bitter blackcel cuckold rage.
HSG wasn't any more cancerous than the rest of /co/.
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>>7301734
John cosplayer*
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>>7301734
BD what the fuck man
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>>7301742
don't you what the fuck me
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>>7300374
Bro it's just a girl wearing pants. Not everything is an evil Twitter scheme to turn you gay.
This was 2010. I doubt Hussie was pandering to that crowd when he created Terezi.
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>>7301742
Oh please, that's tame compared to most Homestuck shit.
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>>7301734
I'll be honest I never really believed that story. It always seemed like some dumb 4chan rumor created just to make fun of jannies. Which is fair enough but I do like it when things are actually true.

Though maybe that's just me being jaded to this site. I kind of automatically assume everything here is a lie lol.
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>>7301764
>It always seemed like some dumb 4chan rumor created just to make fun of jannies.
If you know Redwood's history it perfectly fits what a petty faggot he is. We're talking about a guy who used mod tools to ban people sho slighted him back before he was a mod, who would get drawfags to do his requests by threatening to ban them if they refused.
Redwood is the cancer that killed /co/.
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>>7300374
Of all the people who've never read the comic, you've never read the comic the most.
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>>7301764
It's probably another rumor like how Hussie gave Jade a dick to spite BD
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>>7301811
Yeah, because no one actually gives a shit about BD
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>>7301811
Especially since dog dick jade as a joke is even older than even Bec Noir as a character
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>>7301858
Nor phoebe but Hussie still had her living rent free.
He's extremely petty.
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>>7301862
When has Hussie ever interacted with her.
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>>7301873
i think he mentioned her once
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>>7301873
He talked about her in the youtube video where he tried to sue the yputuber
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>>7301873
He hasn't, he just called her deranged for saying WP and Reddit are useful retards for his scams. In fact, the homesmut thread drama about her is a ripple effect of the Hussie drama.
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>>7301889
Timestamp?
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>>7301900
based deranged phoebe person.
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>>7301900
>for saying WP and Reddit are useful retards for his scams
Well that can't be true since Reddit at least denied him ownership of the subreddit.
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>>7301986
Both of these things can be true at the same time.
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>>7301900
>the homesmut thread drama about her
she then had a major meltdown and sperged at multiple people man two assholes different toilet
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>>7302002
A major meltdown would be like when oD or Kate threatened to kill people over headcanons, Phoebe's shit is nothing.
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>>7302013
no it still sucked, sorry not going to play semantics with you
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>>7302016
Can you point to where she touched you inappropriately?
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>>7302038
hope you OD on your meds but we all know your not taking them
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>>7302043
That's not an unhinged response at all.
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>Cringe inducing wokoids vs cringe inducing rightoids, both of which are schizo posting and blatantly wrong about what's going on in canon
>Continued circlejerking schzioposting over drawfags who haven't been here in ages
>Hussie and WP drama that doesn't matter
>Literally anything except actually posting porn
>And somehow this place is STILL the more tolerable parts of what's left of the Homestuck fandom
God I hate all of you, and yet I hate everywhere else even more.
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>>7302050
this is the reality of homestuck in 2023
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>>7302050
the fact this thread is still going is amazing, no one wants to be here yet here we are
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>>7302038
The feelings
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>>7302114
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>>7302050
Eh, we've had some decent conversations in here. It's mostly just two (one) anons bitching at each other (himself) to either attempt to shit up the thread or keep it bumped. Not that it matters now that we're over 300 posts
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>>7301986
>MakinNig
Not any better
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>>7301777
I've read it, ik terezi is too desperate for Dave to really be a lesbian, I was just talking about her looking and acting like one which ofc made her unattractive and unwanted, he preferred feminine jade
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>>7302125
You are the (((one person)))
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>>7302634
lol it's weird that people don't think you can recognize their typing after having to read their shitty posts for years
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>>7302835
MAKE ME
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>>7302835
>dogdick
Damn, ruined
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>>7302864
Here, to heal your soul.
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>>7302835
Phoebe......
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>>7302868
Much better.
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>>7303437
150 pages
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>>7303452
Just what was his endgame
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new bread >>7303943



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