"Extradimensional Invaders" editionSmut: https://docs.google.com/document/d/11ZTFvrLMY1OnNzxhU0p2UhL1wYmRgOoAjmOzkq8z_gQ/edit?usp=sharing (Needs to be updated)Game:http://teraurge.blogspot.com/?zx=e9ef98831783e9e6 (Abandon all hope all ye who enter here.)Thread Archive: https://desuarchive.org/aco/search/subject/xeno/type/op/Enemy Quest: https://questden.org/kusaba/questarch/res/574310.htmlPrevious thread: >>7484050
I don't care what anyone says, Stellaris is ripe for smut with how many unique alien portraits there are.
Also a shout out to Pax and Demonsart for being some of the few who are in this thread who made Stellaris stuff.
i'm just saying, if sapient aliens do exist then there's a non-zero chance they have independently developed clothing visually similar to garters and stockings
>>7515670I did not know there was a lot of art out there of Stellaris aliens, but I love it. Lots of them could honestly be pretty attractive if you gave them some feminine qualities and boobs or boob-analogues>>7515664IMO this would look better if the boobs were a bit more angular, and looked more crystalline like the rest of her body
>>7515666>>7515670Stellaris is just designed for creating the most hedonistic xeno fucking Human empires ever.
>>7515911Compared to a lot of other aliens, Stellaris ayys get little attention. There was one guy who drew them named Pax but he hasn't said a peep since April. Hopefully a drawchad here can pick it up and give us the Stellaris smut we need.
Anons! I wanna draw hot aliens, any suggestions?
>>7516096A transparent one, with visible internal organs. Love me some anatomy
>>7516114Never did anything like this, but here, transparent alien girl showing you her booba
All done! I hope you anons enjoy this pic.
>>7516128Fucking amazing.It really makes me sad there isn't more female Space Jockey pics.
>>7516129I agree! And to my knowledge there are no pics of them paired with xenomorphs either, which is a shame since that's fertile ground for lots of fun, and kind of works in the comics lore! That's mostly why I made this one.
>>7516132Honestly checked.This >>7516128 is the only pic of female Space Jockey of high quality.And a third actual pic of female Space Jockey I found.Other two are this and a very simple sketch.
>>7516135Well I'm glad to add to those slime pickings! I might do more fem!Jockey pics in the future
>>7516141*slim pickingsOops
>>7516122not requester but this is nicegood work
>>7516122Most excellent. The best of both worlds: softness and bones. Thank you!
Y'all motherfuckers are species traitors. For real.Post third alien you got in your folder. What earthly job do you think it could take? You know, to have a bit of spare income
>>7516243probably some sort of electronics repairs. Soldering iron doesn't require big hands, and she looks like a good climber, in case there's a beaker box going haywire on tall post.
I had a dream today.I was at work and big titty alien lizard (looked like one of AI generated from previous thread) came in to check her breast implants, supposed they ripped and she needed replacements.We didn't fuck or anything. I loaded her into my machine and scanned.This job will be the death of me, I just know it.
>>7516096Heya demon, could you perhaps draw this ayy? Do whatever you want with them, but since is another /xeno/ stellaris thread, may as well keep it in theme.
>>7516261Your dreamed of being a breast implant surgeon for aliens. I am going to assume there is a GIGANTIC market for breast implants for aliens in the hopes it attracts a human mate.
>>7515671Awww. She's friendly.
>>7516265No, not surgeon.Just my current job.We do scans here for that thing, checking if they're fine in there.I could never be surgeon, don't got it in me.
>>7516096a sangheili being prone boned
>>7516263Here, couldnt find any reference for the species, but still.
>>7516615If youn are still open to suggestions, I'll toss in rhe classic alien girl lifting her shirt to show off her tummy. To add to the collection.
>>7516736Oh! The Roswell Grey one?
hope you guys aren't squeamish about getting bit
>>7516772Best oral is when your alien partner has huge sharp teeth/fangs. The careful way they suck and lick your cock is so fucking sexy~~
>>7516736Here! Did it at an angle to better show the underboob
>>7516615Great work man! That is solid. Is it alright if I suggest more Stellaris ayys?>>7516736>>7516793He returns and you deliver. Another one now added to his collection. Also another solid pic.
>>7516815Sure! But later, rn its evening and im having dinner
>>7516821Alrighty, here's another portrait where this species is defined as a "Necroid", go wild with this one but I imagined that it'd be thinner and more sinewy, but just have fun.
>>7516772I love this picture more than I probably should.
>>7516772ayys have taught me that i have a very big thing for sharp teeth and biting. i blame xenomorphs and turians
anyone got that shitpost saved where xenomorph pussy goes "grrrrr" and spaceman is like "this is more teeth than I bargained for"?
>>7515664Meant to mention last thread, this reminds me a lot of the Drej.
>>7516096Neurolictor using her mindfuckery to make a guardsman sleep deprived due to all the horny dreams she keeps sending
>>7516772The teeth just make the experience all the better
Y'know, female Turians without tits are just as great y'know?
>>7516128If you are who I think you are (lewd pencil) PLEASE POST ALL YOUR AYY PICS ON BARAAG OR SOMEWHERE ELSE WHERE I CAN FIND THEM
>>7516096hey if you are still available could you draw a piece of a female member of this stellaris species please? thank you
>>7518394Please, I've seen this anon make a request whenever there is a Stellaris thread asking for this specific pic. Someone give the man what he wants so he may die peacefully.
>>7516036>The United Nations flag becomes a galactic symbol for "here be superior human cock or willing ayy booty"
>>7516793Thank you! a fine addition to my collection.
I wish there were more pics of ayys with weird pussies. Lots of creative cock-designs but not so many for cunts.I also wish there was more about ayys and humans exploring eachothers bodies, trying to make their anatomies work and make a connection.
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>>7518877>>7518880very cute
I just want to be hunted by a horny Predator girl.
>>7518913i just want to hunt a horny predator girl.
>>7518913>>7518918I just want to hug a predator girl and hear her whisper sweet nothings into my ear.Predator part is optional btw, anything except normal human because I am too far gone.
>>7519007I wanna hear her clicking next to my ear while she jerks me off...
>>7519057Jerking off part is optional.Look, I can jerk away the horny all by myself, any day.But, alone I can't hug away the loneliness and desire to be loved, to hold hands, and other things.
You guys act to smug and all mighty, but would you even fuck a wood crawler lady and give her the nutrition she needs to expand her garden? I bet you guys wouldn't be man enough to let her make a burrow beneath your house so that she could come and fuck you at any night.
>>7519237Well you gotta post what that lady you speak of looks like before we can judge whether we would or would not.
>>7519237Yeah nah, looked it up and it's a bodysnatcher, it would promise me hot alien sex all night just so it could crawl up my ass, eat my organs, and wear my skin as meat puppet.Thanks but no thanks.
>>7519237i draw the line at parasitism palcall me a coward but i'd like to keep controlling my own body
>>7519344What if she's like, CAN control your body, but doesn't, out of courtesy. Just hangs on your back, getting high on oxygenated blood, likes caffeinated blood, and forcibly gets you out of bed in the morning because "5 more minutes passed 10 minutes ago, if you don't wake up this body of yours then I will".Because she realizes the moment she starts being a nuisance, a parasite - she might come at risk, so it's safer to just leave you in control most of the time.>tfw no mind control gf doing hardcore domination BDSM by forcing you to run laps around soccer field until your muscles are burning, then run 3 more laps, giggling in your head, telling it's good for you in the long run, pun intended
>>7519237a what
>>7516498Here! Spent a few hours on it, hope you like it)))
>>7518366I am LewdPencil, and I posted this on on my baraag yesterday. Are there any that I haven't uploaded there yet? I'll post them, if there's any that slipped my mind
>>7516833Idk, I've always played them with indeterminable sex, muscle bulk determined by lifestyle and thus masc/fem styling is up to the preference of the individual. Lore-wise, especially for Necrophages, two individuals of this Necroid fuck by using their prehensile tentacle cock-thing to wind around each other, slug style. Then they grind in lesbian positions while undulating their tentacles around and in each other like one does with their tongue when they're making out(which they also do), exchanging dna when they cum and all that. When they get their eggs fertilized, then they pull a Giger/Incubus and fuck whaterver necrophyte/necro-purge alien-xenomorph style. The control-ability of their tentacles allow them to interface in both pitching and catching in sex, either fully out for penetrating, or wound up within to get penetrated too.
>>7520764Anon, did you draw that image? If so, amazing work. The idea you have for these necrosis is very unique and inspiring. Good shit, that is my canon way of how they reproduce in my Stellaris game right now. It also explains why there is little difference between female and male portraits (Paradox is just lazy)
>>7520843Yep! Thanks man. I've been playing around with making more stuff like this, just don't know where to dump it other then as an anon on 4chan.
>>7521485You could make a newgrounds and post your stuff there, but drawanons here always deserve a name. Also, do you have any more stuff of yours?
>>7515664>extradimensional eldritch horror "female"Imagine the churning fractal grip
>>7521534>I had a thousands of names throughout the history... but "cute"?!?
>>7521696Damn, so she already heard "would", "mommy", and "breedable"?
>>7516243Probably a hunting guide/partner, park ranger perhaps, given their superior senses, multiple limbs, and predatory instincts. That, or work as a farm hand given the scything talons and all. Could also keep other predators away from the livestock. I don't see them working in a call center, even if the manager is but a thought away; it would sound like a COD lobby full of prepubescent children
>>7521529I have this one comic I made for my buddy's OC back in early college:
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>>7522164And thats it. I know I was gunna try to make a second comic in this "series", but rn its just some sketches.
>>7522191You have potential might I say. Hope to see around more here on /xeno/! We're always welcoming to those who will indulge in this extremely niche part of the internet.
>>7516128Damn very nice>>7516132>>7516141Seeing an aftermath with the fem!Jockeys pregnant from the xeno's would be perfect fertile ground for new art
>>7518695the man simply cannot stop winning
>>7519450>>7519588nice
Love for crustacean gals
Another potential biosignsture detected in a planatery atmosphere. This time it's on an exoplanet 124 lightyears away. Still very much not confirmed yet. But still exciting.
>>7523135i wonder if xeno girls have also given up hope after seeing the millionth instance of her species' astrologists seeing something move in their telescope and then printing a story like 'there's life out there MAYBE???' but this cry wolf phenomenon only diminishes their hope of getting the human bfs like in their space animes.
the UEG, UNSC and the prophets FEAR this
>>7523206according to lore the unggoy and kig-yar are the species most likely to coexist peacefully with humans. kig-yar are by and large financially motivated and aren't religious zealots like the rest of the covenant. the unggoy learn languages faster and all the ones you see in game probably canonically know english.
>>7523274>coexist with humans: kig-yar and unngoy>kig-yar are by large financially motivatedNo thanks, the peaceful coexistence will end the moment financial motivation ends.Unngoy all the way - cowardly little shortstacks that will either drop weapon and run begging for mercy, or charge you with 2 live grenades willing to die for their people? Yeah, I like those little guys more than sniper gold diggers.
>>7523327Ahaha! A portable sex-buddy!
>>7523327>>7523349Or better yet, a space kobold
>>7523274>>7523327The way I would rank the Covenant species from peaceful coexistence to completely incompatible would be:Huragok > Unggoy > Mgalekgolo > Yanme'e > Sangheili > Kig-yar > Jirilhanae > San'ShyuumI put the Yanme'e near the middle because I can't say what they think of humans for certain.
>>7523327>little>shortstacksyou are aware that they're ~5 feet tall, right?
>>7523327Funny thing is grunts aren't that short. They're in the mid to low five foot range. Master Chief is like 7-8ft tall so it fucks up how people view the aliens. Humans are pretty fucking small compared to like 90% of the aliens races in the halo setting.
>>7523397>>7523434>~5ft tallKinda like regular human women, then?
>>7517126I know exactly what you're talking about and I'm sure I've got it saved somewhere but I've yet to find it. Have this other shitpost in the meantime
>>7523397If they're just 5 feet then it's shorter than I, therefore shortstack (to me), therefore endearing.
posting THE HEIGHT CHART
>>7523526need hunter gf
>>7523527>always comes in pairs>technically thousands upon thousands of individual worms forming a single entity>they get smarter the more worms there are in contact with each other>imagine being loved by a hivemind>since their forms are so malleable they could take on fertility goddess level proportions
>>7523524Oh fuck, Jackals are huge.
>>7523529>imagine if their "cuddle" version is you basically being engulfed in writhing mass of wormsDo you think you could persuade one to let you pretend to be a mech pilot?
>>7523544I'm gonna persuade them by letting the whole colony take turns to suck me off while i wear them as a mech suit
>>7523009The preg Jockey idea is really good! I also was thinking a small animation, but I gotta finish the one I'm working on first. I had an idea for a Elder Yautja Huntress getting deep "kissed" by a Predalien too, for more Alienverse shit.
>>7523349any sex buddy is portable if you aren't into cripple porn
>>7523677Whats your animation idea?>Predalien kissing a pred elderI love you anon, we need all these ideas made
>>7523529>>since their forms are so malleable they could take on fertility goddess level proportionsbut i like their proportions the way they are...
>>7524154>Whats your animation idea?Maybe an animated mating press, a xenomorph putting a Jockey's huge legs in the air, or maybe a blowjob, with the fem!Jockey's "tube" being used like a handlebar? I'm really not sure quite yet. I was to finish my r63Magnus animation before I try anything so ambitious.>I love you anon, we need all these ideas madeGlad to have another kindred soul ITT! Man, if I didnt work a day job, I'd be drawing this shit all DAY. Sadly, it is what it is. But eventually most of this stuff will be put to paper!
>>7524404*I want to finish
>>7524349And that's just fine anon, and that's just fine.
>>7523274Also according to official Canon the sangheili liked humans more than others species, wanted them to join the covenant, and respected UNSC solders more than other covenant species. A make sangheili even wrote love poetry for a human woman.So basicly human sangheili kig-yar 3 way.
>Other species have unique introspection.>Other species have other worldly customs to learn>Other species have a rich and complicated history that extends many millennia like ours. >Historians would have a field day in Xeno-History studies>Essentially, a galaxy brimming with alien life is one brimming with knowledge, history, religion, culture, innovation, and so much more.>Also lots of exotic sex.Why the FUCK would some morons want to shoot ayys on sight if they haven't shot first?
>>7524639Because some things can't shoot but are still enemy to all living.And because some other fucking hippie things can't be reasoned with and refuse to relocate because of some stupid fucking tree and all their culture is sticking their hair dicks in various animals, and their technological level is at stone age, because they see it fine, they do not struggle to reach higher, have no need in anything, probably got no freezing winters when they need to stock up on food and warm clothing, and thus, make no progress, and will never, ever make progress, and actively refuse progress, and ten thousands years later will still be using shitty knapped stone knives, wear shitty filthy loincloth, and sleep in shitty stinky tree cocoons like the blue niggers they are, they could have given up a few things and gained a lot, become a spacefaring race, at the bare minimum they could be taught smithing, but nooooo, muh nature, muh animals, good lord I fucking HATE those fucks holy shit.
I just wanna cuddle with a buff xenowaifu, like a Sangheili or a Yautja...
>>7524681I wanna pet and hug a fluffy one
pick your flavorhttps://stellaris.paradoxwikis.com/Species
>>7524691Would:mammalian slender 3shadowy arthropod 17molluscoid hydra 16plantoid 2, 4aquatic 15Would not: everything else
>>7516096If you're still doing these: Brute Chieftess PoV domination?
>>7516096Brute Chieftain dommy mommy?
>>7524720>>7524712Anon, i...
>>7524661You know, you make a fair point. Also, I'm they're not allowed here and are forever stuck in the space babe category. This place is a safe haven. However, would a society that is hell bent on technological progress be seen as an enemy or an ally to humanity?
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>>7524724How hellbent are we talking?
>>7524691Would:Mammalian Evil Porcupine #17Reptilian #09Avian #02Arthropoid #08Arthropoid #17Mulluscoid #15Plantoid #07Plantoid #10Plantoid #12Lithoid #04Lithoid #05And last but ABSOLUTELY NOT LEAST.Necroid #13 my beloved.
>>7524691i would most of these (yes even the machines) but if i had to pick just one...
>>7524730I'm talking an entire religious mythos surrounding it. They do not outwardly hate or despise alien life, but with how fanatical they are towards technological innovation- to such an extent they consider a matrioshka brain as a living god, they would make the cult mechanicus from 40k look secular.
>>7524734Anon, I...
>>7524736is there something wrong with my choice?i don't know anything about the game.
>>7524738There is no wrong answer, just that you're braver than I.
>>7524740i don't know about brave. crazy, maybe.
>>7524741we are all crazy mf
>>7524744true, true.
>>7524735Slaves to a god of their own creation. Too dependent on technology, their worship of it will be their downfall, eventually. You ever play "Crying Suns"? That's their future.
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>>7524744Teratophiles and deviants, there are proper terms.
>>7524748sounds about right
>>7524744>this one's my pussy, this one's a womb!>one is for breeding, another for fun!
>>7524753yes
>>7524639not everything enjoys or can have sex the way humans view it. everything can have violence.ever read how body builders get the same or better pleasure/relief from the act of working out than having sex? some people just arent carnal.sex for pleasure is either a social thing and theres a lot of humans (some are even in this thread) who cant handle social to save their lives let alone to have sex.space violence is a much more realistic fantasy than space sex. everything dies, not everything gets sex before it dies.and if you want to get really alien, its entirely possible that there will be species who cant have sex the way humans do, if at all, and procreate in entirely alien ways.theres also the morality side of things, humans tend to dislike the idea of sex with non-human things. this is probably mostly coincidence with there being no other human level thinking species on our planet but the point is that sex with aliens is already going to be seen as some level of immoral similar to bestiality and thats before we get to whatever the aliens think about it.
>>7524757We have a few things that come close to us in terms of mental capacity, but mental capacy is not the same as way of thinking, which depends on upbringing and society around.As to whatever aliens think about the whole "sex with humans": just find their 4chan or whatever, find the /human/ general, it'll work from there.About morality of things: immoral things happen, they just aren't talked about. Or, talked in closed, niche communities. Pedophilia (looking at all the politicians and half the hollywood), necrophilia, zoophilia - it all exists, it's just not addressed. Teratophilia and xenophilia is just another grain of sand on this big beach of things people want to fuck.
My qt, kinda ditzy, Unggoy gf!
>>7524754>>7524744any more of this? Full pics?Any name?
>>7525488why would she wear a mask that covers two of her eyes?
>>7525514one pair is reserved for looking at close kin, mates and friends, the other is more allround. You don't want to enter a crowd of strangers with intimate-eyes exposed, lest you get accused of indecency, frivolity and improper familiarity.I am talking out of my ass, I am not the artist. The artist probably thought both eye choices looked nice and found a way to integrate them in the same design.
>>7525807damn whatever that dude has on his dick and balls looks painfulone hell of a rash
>>7525809That's what you get for diddling alien lifeforms without protection! You might just turn out to be allergic!The pair probably just walked into local pharmacy>wort wort we wake up this morning and his junk is like this, where do you keep antihistamine creamsJust like one of my lads who learned he was allergic to pork, and only eats fish and chicken now. Poor guy can't eat bacon or he gets horrible rash all over.Or like how many people are allergic to cats - well, some times they're allergic to cat saliva, not the fur, but since cats groom thesmelves... yeah.Anyway, take notes, kissing your xenowaif and getting anaphylaxis shock due to allergic reaction to her saliva and choking to death is hell of a way to go.Ahh, the wonderful world of allergies, senseless and merciless.
>>7525807When they are about to name a disease after you
>>7525920it will be named after the species you got it from most likely.Do you know how many names "syphilis" got?
>>7525928>stds from an alienShe got that shit from another human. I'm really not sure if an std from another planet with different bio-chems would affect us the same way. If that's the case, the question is if she became a carrier on purpose? You'd never know with fucking hingeheads.
>>7525951Either our biology is so different that the alien std can't do shit to us or it super fucks us up because our immune system has no idea how to deal with it. Fanny thing about viruses is how picky they are. Stuff like rabies can't do shit to opossums because they have a slightly lower body temperature than most other mammals and so are pretty much immune to it.
>>7525955That sounds about right when it comes to cross-species illneses. Though, I'd suspect it might lean towards the former when it's interplanetary, who knows. But, you've got to admit, weird shit like viral spreading xenophobes(?) would probably be a thing in post-war halo. God, imagine what an interspecies dating app would look like, kek.
>>7525963Depends on the closest species the aliens are. Never heard anything about virus from mammals doing anything to reptiles or vice versa.
>>7525951Or it could be normal to them, endemic even, and they have no symptoms at all, but you are royally fucked.Kind of like drinking tap water in india. Indians are more or less unfazed (to my knowledge) they've been with this stuff since birth, and are pretty much immunized, but you will shit and puke your guts out.Of course my knowledge of the subject is very scarce.>>7525971See, virus might not do something to one organism, but the organism is still a carrier.I think armadillos carry leprosy? And I've heard stories about, like, 3 soldiers far out on border of a country I won't specify, hunting small local game, and getting bubonic plague. Thankfully, it's very treatable with modern medicine, and the whole thing was more or less misreported, purposely misdiagnosed, and swept under the rug to avoid large scale quarantine. Just a course of strong antibiotics, a stern talk, and it's back to duty.Bottom line is, if you're gonna fuck aliens raw - please have your last will written, signed, and sealed.
Or parasites like plasmodium, and malaria they cause.2 hosts, the mosquito being the main host, but I doubt they suffer as much as humans and other mammals do from malaria.Yeah, full blood analysis, you and any xeno you plan on spending night with, reviewed by both human and their healthcare, and a course of broad spectrum antibiotics starting the day after, for both parties, just in case, I've seen enough pictures of what late stage syphilis does to bodies
>>7526013ironically mass effect has one of the better examples of this issues with how several species have a different amino acids or whatever it was and all the trouble that follows with it like how their food is toxic to us and our food is toxic to them
>>7526014Ah, the food stuff, another great thing to discuss. What do we have, off the top of my head, the things humans enjoy and cultivate, but were designed to kill... caffeine - to kill insects eating the plant (cocaine, too), capsaicin - presumably to deter anybody from eating the fruit, nicotine - see caffeine / cocaine, mushrooms like amanita - to a lesser degree, I'm not really into the whole microdosing stuff, but some people are.Oh boy, at first, the future is gonna SUCK, my dude, you can't share food and try theirs out of fear some mundane spice will turn you or them inside out, upside down. Same for beverages.You can't screw, all you can do is, what, walk around, talk, see things, and hold hands though 15 layers of latex gloves and hazmat suit. Not that bad, actually, I'd happily do all that. Then once it's all figured out, after several years of testing and thousands volunteers hospitalized, once all parties are properly immunized against everything and figured out what's safe for both to ingest, then you can finally move on to romantic stage.Can't tell if I'm making a bad case scenario, or most likely case scenario here.
>>7525963/xeno/ grindr/tindr whatever would be like:>I AM A (______) SPECIES>LOOKING FOR (______) SPECIES>SHOW SPECIES:>[_] FULLY COMPATIBLE>[_] PARTIALLY COMPATIBLE>[X] ALL>WITHIN (____) LIGHTYEARS DISTANCE FROM ME
>>7526034>A.D. 2975>"I AM A HUMAN MALE">"LOOKING FOR HUMAN FEMALE">SHOW SPECIES:>[X] FULLY COMPATIBLE>[_] PARTIALLY COMPATIBLE>[_] ALL>"WITHIN 0.0 LIGHTYEARS DISTANCE FROM ME">GigaChad.jpeg
>>7526037With the way things are going, I predict:either> 0 RESULTSOr>2948279 RESULTS>all sorts of aliens who were born on earth, and thus identify as humansGod, that'll be so funny, imagine redneck turian living in a trailer (antigrav one, of course, we're in future), and bio saying stuff like "if ya ain't own a gun that can puncture my plates and a truck I can't lift then I ain't interested. Baseline human males with XY sex chromosomes only"
Would you be able to love a nigh-omnipotent xeelee gf that is also a massive starship? How would you introduce her to your parents? How would you explain to your friends that rather than fucking a human woman you decided to get married to a physics-breaking entity?
>>7526049>identify as humansnot how this works, they will never be human
>>7526061*banned for toxic behavior*Some humans are just more lucky to be born with strong carapace or venom glands, simple as that, you're just jealous.
>>7526059I wouldn't explain anything to anybody, I would just one day disappear and live in space.
>>7526068I don't know if you were being ironic from the beginning or if you're a semi self-aware Reddit-tier poster attempting to joke at their own expense, but I applaud the way you tried to turn a GigaChad joke into a troon argument bait.
>>7526059can you sex and love the ship
>>7526079I was actually making a vague reference
>>7526072That actually brings up a good point. Would the people itt really not even tell their parents and friends where they were going if they got themselves a spaceborne gf? Sure, Earth is gay and getting to go offworld with your gf is amazing, but surely you'd at least leave a note or something so people wouldn't worry.>>7526080Of course, it's easier than sexing the spacetime anomaly that is the actual xeelee body.
>>7526087If she's omnipotent, as you said, they'll be aware of what's going on, and be completely fine with me fucking off into space.If I gotta explain things then she's not rrally omnipotent and now I need a few weeks to break the news and figure if I can fuck off from this planet with my family.
>>7526079Oh, and my joke was that by that date, 2975, there will be either no human identifying as human (and date apps don't check who you are, they ask who you feel you are, and all the pronouns settings they got, bullshit I know, don't get me started on all the "women" looking for lesbian relationship), considering all the current brainrot we have going on, or, on the contrary, there will be too many things thinking themselves human, because it will be blurred into some abstract concept.
>>7526126I think you might need to spend less time on the internet for your own mental health anon.
>>7526153Mental health is overrated anyway.
Today, I have seen something truly horrible.And now, I'll show it to you.
>>7526193I thought xenomorphs with human lips were bad enough.I was wrong.
>>7526194AAAAAAAAAAAA MY EYES
>>7526193>>7526194Well, the predator does get called "pussyface" in the second movie, so this is kinda fitting. I wonder is her mandibles are dexterous enough to play with a dude's balls while sucking him off.Though, if you and >>7526196 think that's bad, gaze upon an image that ruined part of my childhood
>>7526233>ruined? Why? It's a cool alien bug, cool pose, I wish I was that guy, I would fu->human lips on a god damn insectYup, ruined.
>>7526233i swear i saw an edit of this that fixed the human face thing
>>7526193>>7526194>>7526233>hehe let's put human balloon lips on the monster xdddddddwhy are normalfags like this???
>>7526327and while im not the biggest fan of xenomorph with lips im fine with them because it's what Geiger intended
>>7526331I know what Giger intended, but given it's a dumb-ass intention, I elected to ignore it.
>>7526337>>7526331Geiger may have been the father of xenophilia, but that doesn't mean we cannot improve upon his ideas.>>7526194>>7526233>>7526193Also the human "lips" on all of these are horrendous.
>>7526193>>7526194Doubledeck pls
You know. I thought human lips on yautja were horrible.But this is just ridiculous. Somebody stop this man, please, he's comitting hatecrimes
>>7526588
>You've been naughty and the Commissar has decided to punish youWhat do?
>>7527080Get shot in head and die, what do you mean "what do", do you not know about comissar punishments?
I still need that shitpost I mentioned earlier, if anybody happens to have it, you know the one, with xenomorph having more teeth than anon bargained for.I promise it will make sense later.
>>7527706I don't believe you. We should test this theory with some experimentation.
>>7527706If I wanted a human kid I would've fucked a human woman >:(
>>7518695post collection please oh please
Vodyani are severely underrated.
>>7527902Arent those the most hated faction?
>>7523393I just realized the other day that, out of all the Covenant species, the Yanme'e are the only ones without any lewds of them on the interneteven the Mgalekgolo have a few pics and they're giant, armoured worm golems
>>7527985there's some but it's all mostly inaccurate because canonically the ones you see in-game are all males whereas the females are absolute units who stay in the hives.
>>7527952Sir, here, in /xeno/ we don't trouble ourselves with such complex matters. We simply discuss the aliens and ways in which we would like to fuck them, that's all.>>7527902Spacebabe get out reee.
>>7528016Well, even if male, it's gotta eat somehow, so it gotta have at least one hole.
>>7528052Xeno bodies, I mean, and discuss in which hole the penis goes.
>>7524691reptilian massive #12avian normal #6arthropoid massive #14aquatic #1arthropoid normal #6arthropoid massive #14arthropoid slender #5arthropoid slender #3
>just realized that fucking starfield came out before v3>tfw the xeno sex mods will be out before v3>tfw the custom xeno races will be out before v3fuck my shit up
>>7528638We sci-fi bros haven't had a good sci-fi RPG with unique aliens in it since mass effect. The cruel indifference of the universe is often crushing.
Speaking of Starfield.>Buy it>Play for 4 hours>Get bored>Replay the entire Mass Effect trilogy in a week and a half>Literally play the exact same way I always play and still enjoy it>Never got boredWhat did ME do right that Starfield failed to capture?
>>7527952Why would you hate them? Even in universe the cravers are worse.
>>7528673cute aliens dummy
>>7528673It's hard to adequately convey how badly I want to put my face between her legs.
>>7529084IIRC for being a shit written faction, IDK tho I get all my news from Sseth videos
>>7529190Big tiddy fish mommy
>>7528638Okay, real talk, Starfield Teraurge total conversion mod when? Ha ha jk, never ever.
>>7529084Cravers act the way they are because they're hungry. They were designed like thay, to always feel famished. And boy, hunger is one absolute bitch of a feeling, I've felt it, the sort of hunger when you eat and eat and you can't fit more in your stomach, and you steel feel hungry. That's what I imagine cravers feel.Vodianoy, on other hand, are acting like assholes because they have superiority complex and see everyone else as lesser race, as race that exists only to serve them.TL; DR: cravers act the way they are because of their nature, vodianoy act the way they act because they choose to.
>>7529173Slug usually terrifies me but this is nice.
tfw no craver gf
>>7525955>>7526029W.R. Thompson's Kya stories touch on some of this. The Kya are herbivores kind of like sapient capybaras who rely heavily on their sense of smell. They thankfully can't catch our bugs but the common cold to them is like a horror disease that causes blindness.There's a bit where one kya is chewed out for randomly nibbling on earth vegetation without testing it first. Meanwhile in another, a human exchange student to the kya homeworld doses one of his companions with a plant that's basically space ex-lax complete with chocolate flavor as a joke, except that's only in small doses and the amount he gives the guy nearly kills him.
>>7529295>>7529190They are tied for having the best theme song in the game. When you have this much style:>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1dB6RCs464You get to act superior. Man I wish I had a Vodyani gf.
>>7528673I've been really enjoying starfield honestly, but it really needed xenos
>>7528673well for starters it was made by a team who had a basic vision everyone was sharing and working on, instead of 30+ different studios working on each small part of the thing
>>7529645>gf that will see you as an errand boy, a sex toy, and a piece of meat>sex is like "ok anon, I came. Bugger off">but... I'm not done yet?>"don't care, jerk it out."You will never be her bf. A lesser race, existing to serve her. A piece of dick, for her pleasure, replaceable and dime a dozen.
>>7529699>ProjectingNot a good look for you anon. Face it, the space nuns are the superior Endless Space wives.
>>7529716Go to hell vodyani bitch, you can't gaslight me.
>>7529650What's the top right supposed to be?
>>7529856Her tongue and the guy's tongue. Otatchi had a weird flower tongue in the movie.
>>7529864Damn, that dude has one weird tongue.
it's just anecdotal, but I noticed that there seems to be a surprising overlap between /xeno/ and /impregnation/; or /imprayygnation/ if you will; especially among people who who are interested in the more-alien-looking end of the spectrum, like 7-10 on that chart that is posted sometimesI wonder if there is a specific psychological reason that a lot of people are into both. I think Carl Jung called it 'based taste'.
>>7524349>but i like their proportions the way they are...Do we even know what they look like outside of their armor?
>>7531280Probably like a bundle of worms.>>7530729I just have egglaying and egg insertion fetish.
>>7530718>cynth_tentacles>>7530719>cynth_tentacles_eggnantMissing cynth_tentacles_eggsertion
>>7524691It's a real shame so many of these designs are just (cool looking alien head on boiler plate human body).That said Mulloscoid normal #06 can get it
>>7531280>>7531310Ye they literally are just worms
>>7524154>>7524404>>7524408how about jockey milking while facehuggers pumping her pussy and ass?Also, Lewd, you using before prometheus/old jockey design?
>>7516128would've been cool if you did one of these battle arts (blood angels being fucked by tyranids and that unfinished morrigan art) with yautja or jockeys [spoiler]or female colonial marines[/spoiler] x xenomorphs
>>7526193>>7526194>>7526233>>7526588based lips bros
immense need to start a space farm with my space wife
Relevant to current events
>>7531638Bruh
>>7531638still ugly as hell tits will not fix that
>>7531638What the fuck
>>7531638Give the internet as much time as it needs and ANYTHING will be slapped with tits on it.
>>7530718>>7530719Are the red bits nail polish / paint to make some accents, or her natural coloration?
>>7531638Necrophilia, baby
>>7532702She's just asleep don't be disrespectful
An idea for you all.>Year is 2238 A.D.>FTL travel and communication is possible.>Humanity has established itself as a galactic power amongst the other races in the galaxy.>However, the galaxy is rather tame at the moment due to extensive diplomatic wrangling.>Commerce between the stars is seen as more profitable than conquest.>Is this brave new galaxy, a galactic stock exchange exists.>Thankfully there are no megacorps as galactic polities had some hindsight on that being a possibility.>You are a nobody in this galactic economy, a mundane broker with not much to gain but not much to lose.>However, as you wiggle your way through the cracks of the elite of the galaxy, you soon discover the unthinkable.>Although outlawed and seen as the highest order of crime in the galaxy, there is secret human supremacist group within the elite that feast upon the flesh of other alien races.>Essentially, they flex their superiority over the other species by consuming their ilk.>This is a scandal of the highest order, as these are secretaries of human colonies, members of various corporate hierarchies, and even a diplomat or two.>You can either keep the secrecy of this group to yourself and continue to the galactic stability that exists.>Or you can reveal the irrefutable evidence you have of this organization with the human elite and risk the tarnishing of relations with humanity with the other species.The choice is yours anon. Also I just had this idea and I needed to get it out there, thought it could make for an interesting story line if it was a bit more fleshed out.
>>7530705>>7530709How did anyone miss these? Did you make this anon?
>>7515670Speaking of Stellaris,Anyone have the giant Titan race that one anon drew here a while back. It's not based off of any portrait but was designed around modded traits.
>>7533062I know what you're talking about, but unfortunately I don't have it saved. I'm certain you'll be able to find it the catalogue of past threads.https://desuarchive.org/aco/search/subject/xeno/type/op/
>>7533027no, they're by Nexivian
>>7516037Haven't been drawing much recently just gaming. Got back into Stellaris though so here's a repugnant toxoid lady.
>>7533161The most vile, putrid, and horrible specimen that only achieved space flight not by its own merit but by stumbling into it.When can I marry her? Glad to see you're back Pax. Got any more Stellaris ayys planned?
>>7533166Nothing concrete yet. Might do something with the ruler of my current game at some point. But this portrait is more furry than it is xeno.
>>7533178If you can, could you do something with this portrait? I'm currently playing a game where I started off as a human playthrough but it ended with the "WORM IN WAITING" event chain happening. You can guess what happened, and I wanted to see what you would do with this portrait anyways.
>>7533190I'll consider it. Im pretty lazy though so no promises
>>7533205Fair, just glad to see you're alive at least.
>>7533013>secret cabal of people who eat aliensI assure you, chinese are not secret
I'm still not over this
>>7533178>tfw no fluffy gf to hug scritch ears
>>7533013I wish more people would make wurae characters, I love the original design.
>>7533732I love them, I should commission an army of them.
Y'know, how many anons here actually have Stellaris and would be willing to do an RP game in one?
>>7533870I'd be down for it if someone was hosting.
>>7533955Alright then, I'll do it myself!Server name: /xeno/Server ID: 90176490867702798Password: 12345
>>7534006Fuck, accidentally exited out. New checksum is-90176491037300750
in case anyone from the previous thread wants more of gorynych's wife/sister/"unfortunate" maiden that got turned into a zmei and will now be eligible to marry a Bulgarian prince/etc, type in trinoga muttabar in google.
>>7533870>stellaris RPJesus...
>>7533669samethose alien hologram strippers and sexual alien advertisements.. gone... like tears in rain
>>7534208
>>7534213>>7534208>literally spacebabesGood riddance
>>7516096There is a severe lack of good andalite (animorphs) art.
>>7526193>>7526194Am I supposed to hate this?Because I don't
>>7534244Why do you idiots have to turn everything including fapping into some kind of dick measuring contest?
>>7534426because competition is human nature
I wanna try some Quarian/Asari facehugger/hive pregnancy action, anyone got any suggestions?
>>7535924Asari scientist placing a facehugger on a quarian while fingering her. Boom, there's one idea. Could also through in a Xenomorph in there banging the quarian whilst the Asari studies intently.
>>7535924Quarian in the impregnated cultist getup from Aliens Dark Decent watching an Asari getting impregnated by a facehugger/xenomorph in the hive while fingering herself.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHarvjrWBTQ
>>7535924Instant loss 2koma idea:Smug quarian taunting facehugger because she's got a fancy helmet and knows she's safeNext frame: not-so-smug-now quarian being assfucked by facehugger
>>7535924my suggestion is to completely keep asaris out of this
>>7535924Quarian having a facehugger around, thinking she is safe with her suit. It finds the "port" in the front of her mask, forces it open and face-fucks her through it. Bonus point for the facehugger shooting so many eggs they overflow and get stuck between her face and the mask
>>7524749imagine the body-breaking seggs
>>7533161The kind of alien you fuck, take a thorough shower, and never tell anyone about what you did. Surely someone's gotta love them though...
>>7536897Like Tali and Shepard but you spend time in Tali's shoes, having high fever and on 12 different antibiotics.
>>7536304>cum filled maskWhy this picture makes me so hard?
>>7536304post the full image coward
>>7537562I hope I didn't awaken something in you, anon>>7537602I cut the part that was relevant to the idea, rest is just tentacles and pregnancy!
>>7537616Nta, but I like tentacles, post it
>>7537729>you spin me right round baby right round>like a record baby right>round round round
>>7537720
>>7537808Oh dear God, its "all_the_way_through"Poor girl is dead.
>>7536307Being plapped into oblivion by big Tyranid booty isn't a bad way to go all things considered.
>>7537823Furfag logic: she's having the time of her life.
>>7537792
>>7538044I don't know why, this actually made me chuckle
>>7538044Now how about we slow it down and use some smooth frames?
>>7538054>lookin-good.dk_kong.gif
>>7537842AAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWE YEAH BABYYYYYYYY!!! one of the better wayts to go... considering the world
>>7538091Nah man, considering the world one of the better ways to go would involve Slaanesh somehow.
>>7538137I'm pretty sure Slaanesh is already involved in this...
>>7538173>not a single Slaanesh mark on any buttI have my doubts
>>7538173imagine the noises of breeding kek
once again it's funny how the goofy porno version is actually more dangerous >nids want biomass >sure eating literally everything is quick and gets a lot>but also very wasteful and only a one time deal>instead making the nids get biomass through capturing and fucking every guy they can get their claws on means a near infinite supply >each gut a nids nabs means that many more tyranids are being produced >and each planet the ponronids take over means that many more space bugs fucking and breeding with a planet's worth of human guys
>>7538231Same with xenomorphs, reusable hosts to birth constantly makes for an infinitely worse infestation
>>7538211Warp Shadow, means Slaanesh can't really influence, they can only watch. They kinda cucked themselves on this one, but they're into that.>>7538231>>7538271It's also a lot harder to fight against something that isn't trying to kill you. Even if you do lose, worst you have to worry about is a bruised pelvis.
>>7538314So Slaanesh is not involved, like I said.Passive observation isn't involvement.
>>7538271>>7538314So basically all survivors will be bred until death (with all limbs broken to prevent any struggle) and then eaten once shooting blanks.Agreed, definitely worse.If only xenomorphs could see that with a bit of long term planning it could go longer way, they could become symbiotic. I doubt such things would canonically care about keeping humans around in good shape, too much hassle, and the food problem, too.If only tyranids cared, but biomass is biomass, and the planets are stripped to the core.
>I HOPE THE ALIENS ARE REAL SO I HAVE MORE THINGS TO FUCK
>>7538968>thinking anyone here is fucking anything but there hand or a fleshlight
>>7538969talk about fun sized
>>7538979very much so
>>7538969I'm getting fucked by life on daily basis, does that count?
>>7539006your cosmic gf is giving you a good pegging
>>7538969>>7538985need more of this shartstacked fatass space rat
>>7539116yes we do
>>7538969>>7538985>>7539126>Where is Senator Guido? Is he safe? Is he alright?
>>7539116>shartstacked
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