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>>7523627was it 3 or 5 needed before threads get deleted
>>7523628just in case
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>>7523828Grotesque AND unfunny.
>>7524244It's just natural Hussie.
Is rule34stuck down for anyone else?
>>7524536Up for me
>>7524536Up for me too.
would love to see more takes on latex in a canon-esque style.
>>7524579>"I did everything you asked, I even-ah!-wore this stupid aquaskin for you to wr-wriggle around!">"What are you talking about? I haven't asked anything from you. Well, this week.">"C'moooooooon. What about those cubicron harassment plays we roled out? You promised you'd finally stick it in.">"What? Vriska, we're not doing office stuff.">"Huh? But we-oh! Oh, oh! R-right there! Ah!">"You're actually kind of annoying when you squeak like that. But no, this is beach stuff!">"I-I don't caaaaaaaare! Ju-ju-just keep your fingers in th-huh! Pl-please don't stuh-stop you stupid set of milk teeth-">"That doesn't even make sense, you bitch, you don't have an exosk—God, y'know what. You're lucky you're a quick shot.">"W-no! No don't please don't pull them out I'm so close manipul8 manipul8-">"Shut up-">"-manipuAK!">"What the Hell?">"AK! / > 01 ± 101 AK! 001 1 )) AK!">"Jesus Christ, what are you even saying? Was that even in a language? Did y-did you really just cum from that? Huh, would you cum aga-">"TRE NA GET KARHUUR HUUT-">"Ow, fuck-">"-RE'SS FLANK HUUT OOT">"It's like you're trying to snip it off, fuck. God, I'm not last in you you crybaby. Lucky this beach is dead..."
>>7524643Danm boy she thicc!!
>>7524536I've never had the site work on mobile.Anyone else?
>>7525266It works fine for me
I sense a presence on the tumbl sphere. A presence I've not felt since...
>>7525428wwhat
>>7523736>No time symbol on jadeGuess it's johns baby
>>7525428demon
>>7523732>>7523736love the cute little differences like jade's torpedo tits and rose's smaller nipples
>>7525694I mean Karkat's horns were pretty small to begin with but now they are just non-existent.
>>7523758god i wish that was me
>>7525495>>7525710A cosplayer has returned.
If the boy trolls were 63'd, who would have the biggest tits.Sollux having four doesn't count.
>>7525826Gamzee. We already know from Chahut purplebloods have big tits. Those stoner clown honkers would be fucking INSANE.
>>7525821cosplaykinky or someone else? she's a bit....aged but ngl I'd let her fuck me up bad if she dressed like Rose during
>>7525835Eh, her nipples were always too small for me. Sounds shallow but it just throws me for a loop it does.
>>7525628It's on the other side of her belly.
>>7525826>Tavros doesn't actually enjoy sex that much, preferring masturbation instead. Massive buttslut with a mythically-high temper. Second-biggest tits, puffy nipples.>Sollux cannot be satisfied with just one, requiring at least a good DP to get off. Smallest tits.>Karkat puts up a big stink at the start, has to stop and cry it out after the first two cums, exclusively missionary hugs for the rest of sex. Secretly enjoys spanking. Third-largest tits with largest nipplels, hidden under sweater three sizes too big and slouching.>Equius considers a broken nose or crush marks on the neck a kind of foreplay. Actual romantic interest catches her off guard. Sensitive nipples, but disqualified, muscle tissue doesn't count.>Gamzee, oblivious bordering on conscious somnophiliac. Has actually fallen asleep mid-sex on two nonconsecutive occasions. Biggest tits, innie nipples.>Gamzee unchained, bedbreaker bordering on limbbreaker. Cries after facial, calms down if given enough kisses (maybe?). Innie nipples.>Eridan, prissy navy brat who gets annoyed when (you) won't play along with her convoluted romantic war games and just bend her over things and rail her to exhaustion. Gets wet watching tragic romance movies. Second-smallest tits, surprisingly buoyant.That'll be two-hundred dollars.
>>7524597i appreciate the effort but you might want to go back to the kitchen and try again.
are there any fujos in this thread who can explain the appeal of dirkjohn to meit's unreal how much content this ship has. I can't swing a dead cat without hitting a dozen dirkjohn smut fics.
>>7525944Dirk is gay, muscular and dominantJohn is soft, the protagonist, and submissiveNot even a fujo, not even a gay, but it’s easy as fuck to understand
>>7525884You sorta wimped out on Sollux nglEridan continues to be the best girl
>>7525694>Those hands>Them tiddiesHmmm...
>>7525821I miss Rosekitten/waitwhendidjohnbecomeagirl. I was so into her
rosebot pussy
>>7526046>rosebot pussyWe will never know why Dirk decided his daughter's soulbot needed a fat juicy robopussy, but we must assume he had good intentions.
If i were roses father i would have molested her not because im a pedophile but because shes a very molestible person
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>>7523211 surprised the artist doesnt just do karkat alts for comms with this character
>>7526414Why would he do that?
>>7526595because karkat is cuter and people seem to ask for karkat edits of this character all the time
>>7526446disgusting flesh monsters why are people making such ugly art
>>7526446you felt making her a pedophile would improve the image ?
>>7526446>>7526642nevermind its tennohs of course including kids improves the image for him
>>7526622Karkat a shit.
>>7523630shore thing fef!
>>7526642>>7526645Pretty fucking garbo ngl
>>7526622It's just one guy obsessed with comparing the OC to Karkat.
>>7527157Or maybe it's because the OC looks like a wimpier version of Karkat.
>>7526645pretty sure that's gnausea
>>7527400yeah, obviously, the original drawing has numbers on the pad of paper. the "kids only" edit is pretty distinctly tennohs writing
>>7527208Doesn't even look like him aside from the sweater.
>>7526189whatkindofidiotwouldmakearobotyoucantfuck.png
>>7527464You're annoying.
Does anyone have the semi-recent Lysanthum art of Feferi with the really big lips?
>>7527658>captcha: UR2JON
>>7527684You're a champ, thank you. Milftits enclosed in payment.
>>7527701here's more milftits for you
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>>7527731fuck me the lipstick over the bite is so good
>>7527813Maybe porn addiction is real, actually.
>>7527813I like this style
>>7527813Why did you edit this to be worseWhy do you keep doing this
>>7527930that's an EDIT? what the fuck is the original then
>>7527933No blacked shit
>>7527938desu hyper proportions is the least egregious addition people make to jade's personality
>>7527942Yeah the weirdest one was where they make her like Dave. They never even interacted!
>>7527938>>7527951>>7527965Based
>>7528058I enjoy the first two immensely, the third not really
>>7528082A milfy Jade is like warm mashed potatoes and gravy for your soul though.
>>7527938those flesh monsters are nasty hyper is a shit fetish
>>7527951You get'em, Roxy
>>7527464are you retarded or something
>Shoving 3/4 of my arm up Aradia’s ass and carrying her around like a ventriloquist puppet who makes dirty and inappropriate jokes to the stunned but turned-on onlookers (don’t even need to lift that much since she can fly)I NEEEEEEED this in my life
I suddenly need a pregnant Nepeta in her underwear now too.
>>7528477Granted
>>7528514>Racist shitFuck off
Sex with Snowman.
>>7528672yeah ok
>>7527813please dont post blacked garbage edits of my art. this general is bad enough as it is.
>>7527936>>7528575>>7529126What's the blacked stuff mean? Is it the spades? What does the spade with a letter in it signify? I'm not familiar with race/racist porn and I couldn't find a definition when googling besides it having something to do with black people.
>>7529132The spade with the Q in the middle, symbolizes the "queen of spades", which is a funny silly term for "white bitch who exclusively fucks black men". it is one of the many cancers killing 4chan
>>7529170This artist is such a fag. Genuinely one of the ugliest art styles I've seen in my days.
>>7529170I love how when Horuss is drawn he's either a menacing shadow or a sweating musclebound loser. No in between.
>>7529126This guy keeps editing people's art to be worse with either pedo or blacked shit and I don't get it.
>>7529202if only you knew how bad things really were
>>7529240my guess is it's P*****
Bros, I miss the homestuck heyday. Is there anywhere that's even half decent to hang out about it? Besides here I mean
>>7529249Turdychan with an S in front.
>>7529249There really isn't. Go find a discord server.
>>7529249>>7529281>>7529286https://old.reddit.com/r/EnglishPumpkinParty/Last bastion.
>>7529249/hsg/, epp and friend servers you make yourself
>>7529308Is /hsg/ in co? I can't see it in there
>>7529321Nah it's on a different *chan, sturdy ///// chan dot help. Remove the slashes. It's on that *chan's /co/ board.
>>7529322Ty fren. I guess I just need to be more active in fan spaces in that regard kek
>>7529304Holy based.
>>7529304This just looks like a lot of people complaining about homestuck
>>7529337Act 6* englishpumpkinparty is the last place left to discuss Homestuck
Could someone edit this to be peregrine mendicant?
>>7529206That’s Equius
>>7529497Wasn't it Horuss who had the markings on the face?
>>7529499>>7529497>>7529206That is the E%ecutor Darkleer, oh my God.
>>7529512And what's his original name, anon? Before he gained a title?
>>7529499No. Horuss wears a mask, but the markings aren’t there. This is Equius operating on Vriska post-murderFLARP. The biggest thing is Aurthour is here as well, which means it could only be him
>>7529516True. Guess I'm wrong.
>>7529513We do not know what the ancestors names were, that’s why we call them the titles
>>7529540>We don't know the ancestors namesThey have the same names as the Beforan pre-scratch losers. We just call them by their titles to keep them distinct. It's the same as how Nanna Egbert, Mom Lalonde, Bro Strider and Grandpa Harley are all just Jane, Roxy, Dirk and Jake in a different context.
>>7529549We only presume that. We have no evidence. Nobody ever calls Mom Lalonde "Roxy". The only equivalences ever spoken aloud is that Strider and Lalonde is the surname for Dave and Rose in both iterations.You might say that's adequate for the extrapolation, but that's subjective.
>>7529549Other way around. That’s just done by convention, we have nothing that states their actual names.
need rose lalonde to spit in my mouth and put a cigarette out on the head of my dick
>>7529567>Nobody ever calls Mom Lalonde "Roxy"Hiveswap you fucking idiot. Doc scratch also calls the handmaid Damara, so it reasons that outside of special circumstances (i.e. the Harley and English surnames which were both chosen, and the crocker surname which comes from the Condesce's intervention) names always carry over between scratches.
>>7529678>HiveswapI do not acknowledge anything outside of the comic.>Doc scratch also calls the handmaid DamaraI legitimately don't recall that and if it happened I'm not to be blamed for the most minor of one-off underhanded mentions that Hussie does across Doc Scratch's 4 billion lines of smug white text.
>>7529678>>7529728The Handmaid is sorta a special case, because she never actually lived on Alternia, she was just raised by DS. And of course he’s calling her Damara to be courteous to us the readers
>>7529567>We only presume that. We have no evidence.You know except for the fact that all the adult guardians look exactly like Jane co, but older. Is it really that hard to connect dots or are you just being contrarian?
>>7529742please tell me this artist is still active
>>7529742Looking alike or more suitably for this case - being the same person genetically, doesn’t mean that their names are the same. Why would it? Like, your logic here doesn’t make sense. No one’s arguing that it’s not the same ectoclone being sent to the alpha and beta universes, but that’s not how names work- they’re not genetic.
Nanna had said her name was Jane.
>>7530254nanna has fucking alzheimers
>>7530292Actually she turned into a harlequin figurine, but close enough.
>>7529678>>7529728>>7529738I don't think Doc ever called her Damara, she was only called Damara in the later narration when Slick gathered up the Felt.
>>7530395Honestly, didn’t bother to check after the first guy brought it up. Assumed it was accurate
>>7529667This but Snowman instead of Rose.
>>7530416it probably is more fitting for snowman yeahI'm just horny for rose lately
>>7530448BQ making Rose her Dersite protege... teaching her the ways of pleasure without breeding (as opposed to WQ and Jade)
Is there any Pregnant Aradia in her underwear?
>>7530951>Pregnant Aradia in her underwearI don't think anyone's drawn that specifically.
>>7530977>AquaciaThing.I miss this artist. Where did they go?
>>7531521I appreciate this, but at least post the updated version.
>>7531521>>7531604Best up and coming new Homesmut artist. Please make a preggers version of this.
>>7531649does he have a twitter or anything? quick search and i can't find any artists by that name
>>7531715@rancidduckyyou're welcome
>>7531787ohoh, nooh, no no no no no
>>7531787Haha wow I wish I never checked! This is awful!
>>7531787
Crazy that this dude sameposted just to make himself look like there more than 1 person appalled at that twitter account
>>7532239The real crazy part is the fact that this duck fellow has shit that's pretty tame for what's regularly posted in these threads, and yet they react in the same amount of horror that Zoomers have for the mildest of pinups. Fucking what is this, rule34xxx?
>>7532250>>7532239maybe take a step back from the clown world you live in and remind yourself that turbofat and slobshit are not widely accepted fetishes pal
>>7532255lol this cope
>>7532291I'm not the one defending fatshit.
>>7532239>>7532250>>7531787>Giant immobile farting fat blobsYeaaah. Better than the decapitation garbage, but only mildly. It’s not a good look. Still pretty vile stuff. You’re crazy to think this is anything but the most niche and generally unpleasant fetish shit.
>>7532255homesmut copium
>>7532316>>7532293more homesmut general copiumtheres a reason the porn here sucks: its because everyone here has horrible taste
>>7532364no the reason the porn here sucks is because there's no gay porn
>>7532364Then leave
Man, you guys are so boring. I just want to enjoy things, this shit is tame by Homestuck and general internet standards.
>>7532447Go enjoy them on the general internet then, weirdo.
>>7532451Go back to neopets until you're 18, zoomer. Homesmut Thread Schizos are always ready to bitch about shit that didn't even get posted.
>>7532454So true bestie.
Damn, I wish parents supervised their children's internet usage.
>>7532447>You’re soooo boring>I just want to huff farts all dayFuck off then?
>>7532462Why are you shitposting on /aco/ instead of watching skibidi toilet and riding bikes with your friends?
the people who contribute nothing but "hnng artist bad, me need drama" comments probably have terrible home lives kek
>>7532469>>7532464>>7532454>>7532447>>7532239You’re so fucking tiresome. All you do is shitpost and complain you’re not getting the scat and beastiality porn you want here, and then shy behind “but … muh artists”. Newsflash, you’d be treated like a freak and a loser 10 years ago, because you still are one today
>>7532493You are literally schizophrenic for thinking those posts are all by one person.
There should be some kind of ID system in this website where you can see what posts belong to someone in a thread, but it's randomized between threads so there's still anonymity in that
>>7532548It exists on boards such as /pol/, to prevent TOO much false flagging.
>>7532548That shit sorta gay nglAnonymous should mean anonymous
>>7531787>already followingyep, it's based time
>>7532548>>7532603>>7532614Just learn to recognize the typing of our local terminally online schizo, they're here all day every day so it's not hard to do.
>>7532622You need the IDs more than anyone here.
Is there any worthwhile fanfic being made these days? This is my favourite, but it hasn't been updated in about 5 years https://archiveofourown.org/works/8790298?view_full_work=true
>>7532625I wouldn't mind them, our schizo is annoying and full of he/himself.
>>7532633it took me a few minutes to realize this was NOT strip pokerstuck or its sequel, both of which i remember for the artist blatantly lying about not rigging the hands/results (which "somehow" conveniently resulted in all of his shitty ships getting scenes together)
drew my fantroll while thinking about how i'm going to use this board as direct inspo for her personality lmfao
>>7532710It took a team of engineers ten weeks of very careful and thorough work just to design a being so unbelievably built for BHC.
>>7532710i'd let her shove her tongue down my throat for sure
>>7532710>Pheobe but less ugly and more sane
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>>7532754what do her horns look like under all that hair
>>7532710>cow ears
>>7532710>>7532719It's really just been Pro and Anti Phoebe schizos arguing for months (years?) at this point. That's 50% of the thread going to shit, along with the dwindling fandom leaving only the schizos remaining so it becomes more noticeable making up another 30.
>>7532757i be cryin if i look like that too bruh, that’s fucked up what they be doing to y’all, i ain even gonna hold you bruh, i be sayin that’s fucked up, like bruh, you probably had the full wash and set, your shit be fire prolly if they ain’t cut ya shit. fuck it though bro it’s you’re life
davenep.
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>>7530951>>7530977I got a Pregnant Rose in her underwear
>>7532804And a chubby Aradia in her underwear, which is close-ish if not exact
>>7532804guess it's time to call the pregnancy man to do what he pregnancy can
>searching for a specific piece of porn>the only mspabooru i can find is fucking sfw only reeeeany porngods wanna help me out? it was a harem thing i believe with dave and karkat at the center surrounded by babes including jade, and davepetasprite with huge milkers. i mostly remember the davepeta admittedly
>>7532719YJJ she made it out.
>>7532820I just wish she took all her hanger-ons with her instead of leaving them here
>>7532824Yeah, it would be for the best if you dropped your vendetta and stopped mentioning her randomly. Especially for your own mental health.
>>7532826>RandomlyLmao >>7532710I’d love to if you could do the same
>>7532836NOT EVERY FAT BIG TITTED BIMBO IS PHOEBE, YOU POTATO IQ SPED. GOD DAMN, GO JACK OFF ALREADY.
>>7532842Yeah, but this one intentionally is.You're stretching "Bimbo" as well.
>>7532842>potato iq sped>spudkek, that's the cryfag's name now.
>>7532817Try https://rule34stuck.booru.org
>>7532806This isn't super related but I found it when i was looking for stuff and I like it so i'll post it
>>7531787Wow, I haven't been fucked up by a link like that in many a year. Thanks
>>7531787Not my thing, but I don't gotta gain internet fame points by bragging about how it's not my thing.And besides I've seen worse on this very board.
>>7532849>Spud's disjointed Engrish
>>7532793Oh cuteNeed me to be some little spoon desu
You all need to be friends with more fetishists rancidducky's stuff isn't particularly extreme.
>>7533036You need to touch grass more and spend less time with fetishists. You too >>7532950
>>7532250I wish Geowaffle made more stuff like this.
>>7532817>>7532869and https://crewbooru.booru.org
>>7533036What would I gain from more weird fetishes?
>>7533238STDs?
>>7533238Scope. More steps to enlightenment.
>>7533260Becoming more of a materialistic coomer is the furthest thing away from enlightenment thoughbeit.
>>7523622Hey, whatever one of you dipshits is this, that's just uploading the OP post directly from here on r34.xxx - Don't. At least until you're less blatantly stupid.It takes 5 fucking seconds to check that the actual image is already there, properly linked to the artist, and about twice the size in both dimensions.
>>7533059Touch grass says the fag who spends all "his" time on a porn board. You're atill a coomer, retard, you aren't better than anyone else here.
>>7533303Man I'm just here because homestuck is banned from literally the rest of the website.
>>7533261The entire point is to become less materialistic. Eventually fetishes detach themselves from reality entirely and become conceptual-based pleasures.
>>7533303Why are you putting his in brackets? Is it a troon?>>7533323Or they get obsessed with that kind of shit and start feeling the urge to do it in real life, like pedos or serial killers. People do sick shit for fetishes
>>7533328>fatfags are on par with serial killers and pedophilesCan you hear yourself at all? What do you think he's going to do? Invent a fat ray that turns all your bitches into landwhales? Assuming you even HAVE any bitches (you don't) to begin with?
>>7533337>Invent a fat ray that turns all your bitches into landwhalesCaliborn?
>>7533337Fat is disgusting simple as go jerk it to Lizzo if you rot your brain that much
>>7533328It's a FTM who's so mad about phoebe ripping a wet fart in his face that he went private on twitter and cries about her in every thread without fail.>>7533338I wish we were talking to caliborn instead of this prude faggot.
>>7533343>ESL
>>7533337Dumb fuck, we're talking about fetishes>Eventually fetishes detach themselves from reality entirely and become conceptual-based pleasuresThat doesn't always fucking happen, and the more people's lives revolve around that stuff the more less likely that's the case. Some people are going to go and and do shit irl when it gets too much. And for your retarded cope - you don't need sci-fi shit to be a creep. It could be as simple as taking unwanted pictures of people. But that's not always the case, some people take it way fucking farther when they get obsessed.
>>7533346you're the ESL if you can't understand what I said Captain Ahab
>>7533347Maybe you should take a break from the internet, you're clearly speaking from personal experience here.
>>7533349Disgusting
>>7533349>t. retarded fartsniffer
>>7533349You touch these honkers and they start spazzing around like gmod ragdolls.
>>7533354https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GGfz-o5khc
>glue-sniffing FTM saga continues
>Fart eating schizo made up a tranny to be mad at
>>7533361>gets clocked>gets madPottery
>>7533349Roxy deserves fat tits.Also mind control.
>>7533368Wait, are you actually the dickpic guy? LMFAO
>>7533376>the dickpic guyHow many imaginary friends do you have in your head? Are you actually schizophrenic
>>7533349>>7533354>>7533358There was a drunk mindfang comic about this, but I can't find it. I really miss that era of tumblr where everyone had an ask blog and responded to questions with art.
>>7533380Two of the prominant Pheobe schizos are a FTM who wants to fuck obese black women and a guy who raged over her not wanting pictures of his penis. These are your peers.
>>7533383sadly wholesome stuff like that would never work in this political era of christmas tree Vriska and dog dick Jade
>>7533389You’re the one who knows all these fuckos, whereas I’ve never talked to nor seen proof of their existence. They’re your “peers”, not mine, cause it seems you’re clearly part of that circle>FTM who wants to fuck obese black womenWell there you go. >>7533337From your personal experience, fetishists end up like that troon apparently.
>>7533380I've finally realised why is your art is shit (c)
>>7533393>>7533394I've finally realised why is your art is shit.You're making art of tall and musculine male trolls, that fucks femine female trolls and not-that-muck musculine trolls. Might and tought men, machos and Chad if you please, acting like willing pussy sluts that literally calling for it. All those pose you draw them, those faces and clothes.On the other side your mane character is femine female troll, an obviously willing slut that literally asking for it and show herself as a nympho, been drawn man-like board flat, with hairy armpits and legs - just like what retards think of what masculine men atributes are.So, by this 'art' you postulate upside down fucked in head twisted logic.A tranny logic of opposite sex roles and atributes to sexes these roles and atributes were never will be supposed to.That's why it's literally shit.You're a fucking tranny retard, doesn't matter if you're tranny or not.You probably wearing all the clothes on to go in shower and even eat your soup with a fork, don't you?
>>7533394>>7533397Take the schizo meds
>>7532703Nah, the one I posted is infinitely better. Doesn't give a fuck about shipping and I'm pretty sure was going to end in an all-out orgy before long. i think the author actually started in the threads either here or on /co/ and I wish they'd come back and finish it off, it's such a good fic.
>>7533402I've finally realised why is your art is shit.
At least this thread is better than the /ytg/ thread right now.
>>7533410i'd have to say this thread and /ytg/ are both equally off their nut right now
>>7533410trying to form parasocial relationships with people who want nothing to do with you leads to schizophrenia.
>>7533410Their dramafag sounds exactly the same as the one in this thread! Do borderlines all use the same playbook?
>>7533328>Or they get obsessed with that kind of shit and start feeling the urge to do it in real life, like pedos or serial killersPedos and serial killers don't start with fiction. You have some weird preconceptions there.They start in real life, just not on humans. Molesting people or torturing animals before moving onto more vulnerable and more visceral targets.
>someone mentions an artist on twitter>entire thread in shamblesMost mature general on /aco/.
>>7533443kek, they attempted to stir up drama a couple times early on in the thread without any bites, so they had to resort to the tried and true method of schizzing out over you-know-who.
>>7533493hate that stupid smug lookwish she'd just sit on my face so i wouldn't have to see it
>>7533498
>>7533515
mite just say fuck it and start posting bulges
>>7533522no objection here
>>7533522>>7533523i've got no beef with male trolls having bulges, but there's so much good porn i've just bounced off of because i have no interest in girls with dicks, which apparently is an outlandish stance to have as of the last decade or so
>>7533526Yeah I agree with you. I get it that herm trolls are a thing, but I kinda feel like a lot of the pics have this weird aura all futa pics have where it's meant to be like male degradation.
>>7533528yeah, for that reason i don't have many futa pics
>>7532869>>7533187Couldn't find it on either. It's over.
>>7533526Well I mean female trolls having identical reproductive organs to male trolls is just canon, that's why there's so much art of it
>>7533528Sounds like you’ve got some repressed issues sissy. kek
>>7533652No thx.
>>7533659Futa and sissy shit are two sides of the same disgusting coin.
>>7533664I never said you had to like it, that's just why there's so much of it.
>>7533668Probably for you because you’ve got the gay sissy baby gene POUNDing in your head every time you see a cucumber.
>>7533675>You don't like fagporn? You MUST be gay.
>people still draw tentabulgesAwful fandom.
>>7533706this is good shit
i wish what few artists remained in the modern homestuck fandom would draw rose morelike i know i can pay for it and i do sometimes but i'm not made of money you know
>>7533803Phoebe, is that you?
>>7533553https://derselibrary.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list https://nsfwhomestuck.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list
>>7533820Neither of these even have davepetasprite on them at all. It's never been more over.
>>7533718This artist's pretty good.
>>7533812No, but I did lie to Phoebe in her fantroll thread back when she was posting in it by herself.
>>7533848Unhinged behavior.
>>7533848i wish i could enjoy something as much as she enjoyed fantrolls.
>>7533344you mean the one p drew where shes raping him? both seem very sane individuals
>>7533863no humans, shit listalso out of curiosity is there any precedence for trolls having any body/facial hair at all?
>>7533328>Or they get obsessed with that kind of shit and start feeling the urge to do it in real life, like pedos or serial killers. People do sick shit for fetishesWe really have just circled back around to the age of puritanism, God I miss the Oughts.
>>7533890>rapingCan't rape the willing>>7533896Yep, I miss the better times too
>>7533930if phoebes dried up std pussy is involved it is
I think act 6 was... LE GOOD!
>>7533954no you don't idort
>>7533951IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME INSTEAD OF YOU FUUAACK
these threads are fucking depressing
>want to draw Jane with fat tits>Can never draw the tits rightGod damnit how it is so fucking hard
>speculating about a married middle-aged pregnant woman's vaginaI shiggy diggy
>>7534000there's like a gorillion how-to-draw-tits guides all over the place anon, just gotta find one that clicks with you
>>7533954Yeah it was, and so are Hiveswap and Friendsim.
>>7534038hiveswap is fine but it's on thin ice. friendsim is not fucking good, the last thing this franchise needed was an excuse to introduce another massive wave of inconsequentia zero personality filler characters. you wanting to fuck the clown does not make the clown good.
>>7534049NTA but I thought friendsim was fun. Alternia worldbuilding was good and so was the ability to spend time with characters we already know about. Equius' friendsim was abject kino.
>>7534050The most embarrassing and unhinged post so far. Gg, ma'am.
>>7532622I forget why i drew this>>7533803>The dick pic guy doesn't exist.
>>7534050cringé
>>7534062>>7534072puritan pussies
>>7534070>the sauce was coming from inside the house>>7534076here's your (You)
Joey is for _____
>>7534108rape
>>7534049>I don't like it, that means its bad and has no value(You)'re looking for /v/, not /aco/.
>>7534111Joey isn't ftm.
>>7534108Loving Kinky sex followed by cuddling
>>7534119>Sex>Implying she'd let you touch anything beyond a fleshlight
>>7534112lust 4 rust real
Anyone got the link to the old HSG writefag pastebin?
>>7534001Jade?
>>7533706>>7533635late but source? it looks like lacryboy but i can't find a source except for some rando on r34stuck
>>7534297https://crewbooru.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=artist:3443uiyciyur1
>>7534301yeah this was linked on therehttps://twitter.com/3443uiyciyur1/mediaits definitely lacryboy lol, even has one of her ocs there, weird that she says "hiatus" on main
member this kino?
>>7534279Jade? Jade Harley? I guess (((she))) really is the Jade of HSGay.
>>7532802Draw her in a straitjacket where she belongs.
>>7534357NO, draw her in a gayjacket. Or at least a bijacket.
who's the best HS character? both hottest and most interesting
>>7534368Hottest: Equius (have you seen how much he sweats?)Sexiest: Subjective, but I'm a big fan of Nepeta
Why are co mods such fags? I just wanted to make a thread about homestuck on there but they delete it within minutes like we're back in the fandoms hayday and you can't escape it.
>>7533893Troll Will Smith has facial hair.
>>7525944They're both depressed and neither of them have a designated canon ship to be in
>>7535016we had a perfectly good johnvris being heated up on the stove until hussie threw a tantrum and knocked the pot over for literally no reason
>>7535039Well she fucking died, which can't have helped
>>7535541They could have had a sad arc where he dates a ghost but then he's finally able to give her the ring of lifeWould've had much more impact than him giving it to Roxy to give to her boring friend
>>7535581Ghost vriska grew in her own way and coming back to life would've hampered that growth. But I would've preferred that to vriska being brought back to life via the retcon, so...
>>7535541unless I'm misremembering, john had his weird "i fucking hate vriska" meltdown well before he and jade arrived on the meteor
>>7535602You mean when they were playing the Ghostbusters game and he rejected relationships in general and said he only knew Vriska for a day? I think that was pretty clearly just bitterness because he got separated from all of his potential love interests while Jade and Davesprite still had each other.
>>7535612vvriska sucks
>>7535612>>7535602It was sorta what 602 said, but the final nail in the coffin was John meeting Vriska in the Dreambubbles on the pirate ship and learning she (Actually Aranea but we didn't know that at the time) was mind controlling all the ghosts of countless doomed timeline trolls to use as bait for LE so they could find the House Juju. And then when John asked "hey is this normal for trolls?" he was told "no, Vriska is batshit insane and psychotic even by Alternian standards" and that's what convinced him that maybe he shouldn't give her the Ring of Life because she's actually kinda terrible. >>7535039I think it was because a bunch of enormous pussies were the ones throwing a tantrum because Vriska's all "Toxic" and whatever and rather than having a spine and telling them to fuck off on the grounds that "Love Redeems is Based, actually", Hussie caved to them just like he caved during the whole "CAUCASIAN" nontroversy. >>7525944Because DirkJake got fucking torpedoed and it's not like Fujos ever acknowledged John being "not a Homosexual" before. I actually like Calliope, but I cannot fucking stand how hard CalliRoxy was pushed. Even putting aside how the absolutely S-Tier JohnVris was sunk for utterly bullshit reasons, JohnRoxy had fucking incredible chemistry and were adorable together. Why the fuck would you break that up in favor of putting Roxy "Desperate for Love" Lalonde with someone from a species that literally doesn't have Flushed Quadrants and doesn't experience RedRom? Callie's basically Aromantic! >Slashfags stop tearing down good Hetships to build up shitty Gayships challenge
>>7535727Is a male human and a female troll really heterosexual when the female trolls also have penises and the breasts are vestigial
[S] collide was actually good btw and if they'd followed it up with pages of plot wrapup and caliborn's masterpiece then it wouldve been a fine beginning of the end
>>7535785Was Collide the one with the shitty pixel art or the one with the wonky animations?
>>7535777It is on a pornography board, now shush. >>7535785I agree wholeheartedly. I would also like to raise that instead of the spiteful garbage we got, the Epilogue should've been more like Problem Sleuth's epilogue.
>>7535777>the female trolls also have penisesThere's nothing in canon implying that they do
>>7535792Troll women have bone bulges and both of them cum in the buckets. Aranea outright mentions that troll reproduction is '8isexual' and two women trolls can provide as much genetic material for the incestuous slurry as a male and female troll, or two male trolls
>>7535787Yeah, the epilogues try to wrestle with metacommentary but the entire comic already did that and way better. In theory, I understand the concept of the enemy of the characters being the story itself, but you need to make something that works with that like House of Leaves instead of ending on a cliffhanger than an ao3 inspired fanfiction ending
>>7535851>troll women have bone bulgesis this actually really for real canon or is just just an extrapolated assumption from a troll girl saying "suck my dick"
>>7535890Assumption.
>>7535851Why do they even have sexes? I wish Hussie would explain the genetics of that even if he doesn't ever say what their junk looks like.
>>7535851They spawn like salmon, end of discussion.
>>7535918Hussie was never going to explain it. He hoped if he made troll relationships complicated and nonsensical enough, people would realize that he's making fun of reading a story for the world building and you're not supposed to take it seriously.He made the classic mistake of Meta-Commentary writers of assuming everyone would get his joke. But there is no end of dorks on the internet who must take everything seriously.
>>7535997He turned his comic into a teen romance drama shortly afterwards and everything post-canon has also been romance drama but a dark and edgy adult version, so I'm not sure how much he was joking
>>7536003Like Dirk said in his early conversation with Jane, when you do something "Ironically" long enough, it stops being ironic.
everyone with a brain knows hussie should have just doubled down on SBURB instead of doing shitty troll society or relationship drama.
>>7535785The more I watch it the less I like it. It's very technically impressive, but it doesn't have the conclusion of 50 different plot threads in a single animation like Cascade did. It's just FIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHT which I do also like, but it doesn't even come close to half of what Cascade was.And I'll never forgive Hussie for what happened to Spades Slick.
>>7525944Dirk is tall and strong.John is not as tall and not as strong.Dirk is a self-hating loser.John is an overpoweringly positive person.Good subversion, good fit.
>>7536159I agree it's nowhere near Cascade quality but that's the comic's absolute peak. Collide is the action-packed climax, theoretically, it's just stupidly followed with act 7 which sucks. I still enjoy all the character beats, subtle and not. Also while I understand he was irrelevant at that point, for me one of the strongest things in Cascade was PM getting the ring and for her, getting to finally get revenge and justice for her friends was extremely satisfying to me. It felt like she had her own quest that she didn't relent from, not once, which in her simplicity also makes her compelling
>>7536159>And I'll never forgive Hussie for what happened to Spades Slick.I'll also never forgive him for making Karkat a crybaby bitch that barely managed to beat Clover.
>>7536173Karkat got so fucked over, his character arc was just dropped and post-retcon he was nothing but Dave's accessory
>>7525944John talked to Dirk exactly once and he IMMEDIATELY killed himself and I find that very funny
