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>bonk
Something I got from the /trash/ drawthread
>>8514450your turian has downs syndrome
>>8514450>>8514518Fuck you, now I can't unsee it.
>>8514461>meanwhile, the zoltan in o2 being used as a living battery pack
>>8514469Why does that astronaut look so demented
>>8514835I truly wonder why.
>>8514450>First contact between humans and an alien species>You are the human mediator>The nearest unoccupied M-Class planet has been chosen as neutral meeting ground.>beam down>Getting out of their shuttlecraft, you see them>Digitigrade legs, orange scales, with thin colorful feathers in places>Introduce yourself, learn each others language, get to know one another.>You say something offhand, it makes them laugh>lose track of time>freak snowstorm appears. Wasn't this supposed to be a normal ass planet?>Atmospheric interference, can't be beamed up>Their shuttle is buried>Getting colder by the second>Grab their hand and take them to the nearest shelterContinued...
Y'all motherfuckers are species traitors. For real.Post alien best matching the color of your shirt (or don't.)So, let's imagine humanity somehow discovered aliens on another planet. Let's say they're "steam engine" advanced, electricity is known but mostly novelty, for the sake of thought experiment. What would you do? Just observe from afar or dump them with diagrams of combustion engines and other diagrams you can usually source from high school physics books? Make contact and try being uplifter (or just contact few select scientists and grant them unsupervised access to internet)?
>>8514949There are no striped aliens I can find>the top alien physicist abruptly retires>all he does is sell feet (hand, belly, basically all his anatomy with various prices) pictures on internet now>spends income in ship's canteen and plays Fallout New Vegas all day>alien civilization stagnatesNah man just drop a few university books and let them figure it out, if they want to translate and learn from them - they're cool, if not - they're unworthy. IMHO, forced uplifting never worked in history, just let nature take its course
>>8514949What if I'm not wearing a shirt?
>>8515019You took your shirt off for that post, didn't you?
>>8515024Nah, it's still pretty warm around here.
>>8514945>Getting colder and colder still. You're okay, but they aren't handling it well>Suggest snuggling up for warmth>They seem surprised but quickly acquiesce>The scales are softer than you expected>awkwardsilence.mov>They look around nervous for a few minutes before suggesting sharing warmth skin to skin>Hell of a first contact mission>begin stripping down, they seem nervous. They do this weird alien thing you assume is the equivalent of a blush>Just kind of wait there expectantly>They eventually start stripping too>Take this opportunity to study alien anatomy>Are those tits? They look a lot like tits>Why the ass so fat?>Ok, you could SWEAR that was definitely a pussy>"Wait, you're a female?">She just blushes harder>Seriously, how did you not pick up on that during the meeting?>no time to think in the frozen wastland, get to snuggling>The scales are even softer without her uniform on>Something about her smells good too>oh fuck>whyboner.jpg>oh god no>oh shit she's gonna see>SHE SEES IT>Pretty sure you've failed your mission and doomed your two species to war>wait>Is she still looking?>oh fuck she's reaching for it>She kneels in front of you, blushing harder than you are>She's nervous, but there's scientific intrigue in her eyes>Or maybe thats just how they look when horny, you did just meet today>She goes down on you>whoah>amazing what a girl with two tongues can do>She keeps going. Harder. Faster. Almost hungry.>You're getting close>nut harder than you ever have in your entire life>She takes it all and licks her scaled lips with two tongues>Force her back and return the favor>Anatomy is close enough that you're pretty sure you're doing it right, if her moans are anything to go by
>>8515034Next day>Rescue teams finally dig you out, but you managed to keep warm by burning your clothes>(as well as doing other things, ie each other)>Everyone can pretty much guess what happened. You just hope that that's not how you're remembered in the history books>Little do you know, but fucking in a cave is basically how all extraterrestrial first contact missions seem to go for some reason
>>8515029>Middle of september>Still consistently hitting near 90 degrees dailyI wish it wasn't the case here as well. I couldn't stand living on a planet hotter than earth, fuck that.>>8515034Nice post. Reminds me of a mass effect fic I read a decade ago, how nostalgic.
>>8515029>>8515019You're very tan
>>8514949The responsible thing to do would be to leave them alone and let them develop without our interference. If they're at steam engines, they're only about 200 years behind us, they'll catch up in no time. Maybe an argument could be made for educating them on the negatives of fossil fuels and automation in the long term, and maybe we could prevent them from making shit like lead paint, but then again maybe those missteps are necessary for a world's development.That being said, trying to get everyone to abide by non-interference would be near impossible, some faction would undoubtedly try and exploit the ayys for their resources or cheap manpower, so I have a feeling it would end up with the ayys wondering why there's wreckage falling to their planet, containing never before seen technology that they can't quite decipher, that mysteriously disappears amidst sightings of alabaster cyclops from outer space
>>8515148200 years is a long time.Maybe it's miniscule in terms of civilization, sure. But I am a simple man. My lifespan is limited. I care little what happens after my death. I want alien waifu and I want her now.Fuck being responsible, they're getting contacted, taught about electricity, internal combustion engines and everything I can teach them.It's just unreasonable to just sit and watch, "oooh dude you gotta discover it yourself, you gotta think for 100 years then wait for things to work out" no, screw it, humanity could've (probably) built power plants in bronze age - all the metals we have now were present back then, we don't create new things from nothing - we combine what there is to create alloys, acids, bases, whatever. The base materials have always been there.Why must others go through hardships we did when we can effortlessly pave a path in our wake
>>8515169Because a bunch of culturally bronze age retards are going to try and do some dumb shit the moment they get military capacity to.
>>8515177>implying they won't be doing dumb shit either wayWait 200 for them to invent things and do dumb shit or explain how things are made, how they work and watch them do dumb shit in 2 months
>>8515169200 years is only like 3 or 4 people, but I getchaWithout the lessons learned from past mistakes, there's nothing stopping them from making similar, more dangerous ones in the future. Coddling them won't necessarily help, and that's assuming we'd be 100% altruistic with them. There's a bunch of great star trek episodes exploring this idea
>>8515202Their dumb shit wouldn't involve us; the most retarded shit would go extinct on it's own instead of being artificially propped up.
>>8515169>humanity could've (probably) built power plants in bronze age - all the metals we have now were present back thenWell, humanity had more important things to do and problems to solve, like, killing each other for a name of a fictional book characters, or, hitting each others head with sharp things to claim some territory.
>>8515256>for a name of a fictional book characters>bronze age>booksFuck off
>>8515268>Faithtard is unable to read the entire post
>>8514945Motherfucker! I literally have notes for a story with a similar premise. (TBF it's way down on my todo list behind a bunch of other stuff I'll probably never finish and probably would end up too humanoid anyway)
>>8515495Take it, it's yours haha I'm not going to do anything with it. This is just a fun idea I had before bed. Snowed in and needing to share warmth is a goated classic. I'd love to read a more complete version.
>>8515498I think yours would do pretty good fleshed out. Looking my notes over, mine seems to be more unisex anyway, leaning toward XMOHF even.Just had to get a word in so noone would think I ripped you off if I did write it, kek.
>>8515038>Little do you know, but fucking- -is basically how all extraterrestrial first contact missions seem to go for some reasonThis was what I was planning and stumbling with writing out. That basically there's a galactic precedence that species can meet, learn language, do some basic goodwill or trade, but true rapport doesn't begin unless there's a situation, or capacity of such, that results in a member of each shedding outer layers and figuring out how to get round shape through triangle hole.Everyone high up in the institution puts on airs and pretends it's all higher morals and the inner drive of sentients for cooperation, but end up giving sighs of mixed exasperation and relief when "the incident" finally happens between species. The quiet shame of the sentients.
>>8515517What is XMOHF? Never heard that acronym before>>8515534Yeah, the idea was that it's the unspoken part of the history books, either through genuine connection, scientific inquiry, or the mediators just being xenophilic degenerates like us.
>>8515534>it goes into the square hole
>>8515582Xeno male on human female or XMOFH I suppose is closer to the form. Variation on HMOFA as used on /trash/. What we want would be HMOFX.
>>8514949There is no "human" species.
This thread must've gotten linked to reddit. RIP.
>>8515670Yeah, it shows. You're one of them
>>8515670What do you mean by that?
>>8515665homo sapiens
Hey, everyone. I've been commissioned to write about a Viper nurse from X-Com, and now that it's done I'm posting it here. Story has some build up, but is primarily smut focused. Bound by ProtocolWord count: 18khttps://archiveofourown.org/works/59049751>Summary: Thomas was just a regular citizen, living in one of the many Advent cities. When he received a message from Advent about a mandatory medical check-up, he had little choice but to get it over with. His job was on the line, and the last thing he wanted was to get on the aliens’ bad side. Perhaps it wouldn’t be so bad when his nurse was an emerald-eyed Viper.>Tags: HMOFA, Canon Compliant, Aliens, Alien Sex, Alien/Human Relationships, Alien Invasion, ADVENT era, Interspecies Sex, Viper, Hand Jobs, Breast Fucking, Vaginal Sex, Blow Jobs, Cervix Penetration, Human, Nurse, Hospital Sex, Creampie, POV Third Person, POV Male Character.
>>8516262Damn, glad there's still people who commission writers.
In regards to type 4-5s, especially mammals, what's really needed to distinguish them as "alien" as opposed to being an anthro animal or their equivalent of a forehead alien? I'm trying to nail down that "it" factor that the good stuff has and I dunno if I'm savvy or smart enough to pick it out.Doesn't help I've been digging into zoology a lot and realizing how strange so much wildlife we take for granted actually is, so my perception of "alien" might be getting messed with.
>>8516575Funny thing is a fuck ton of classic scifi has literal cat furries in them all over the place to the point I'd say it's trope of scifi. You can do anything with the genre but people always fall back on the same things>bug aliens>reptiles aliens>painted humans/humans with shit glued to their heads
Do you prefer your xenos to wear clothes like us, or go around perpetually nude?>>8516575I like to consider different limb structures, organ arrangements, primary sensory input, that kind of thing. I have this idea for a primarily nocturnal alien whose head is mostly tympanic nodes and sound takes priority over sight.I get the struggle, though, it's tough to balance the line between accidental furry and impractally odd designs.
>>8516607Key word Classic, before a certain group ruined it for everyone.Dunno if last thread or not, but there was a discussion about how furry has a particular look especially in the eyes, and personally I think anything that doesn't have That Look is fair game. Kinda like how people can still dig werewolves.And there's always the other classic of "this thing + feature".
unpopular opinion but there's literally nothing wrong with forehead aliens. spoonhead women are where it's at>>8516650clothing, there's literally no reason to be nude even if they already have fur or scales or whatever. it's added protection from the elements, can signify clan, creed, or role, be an expression of art or taste, etc.
>>8516978>there's literally no reason to be nudeEasy access.
>>8516650Clothes yesIf they wear no clothing then they never had the need (or the brains) to adapt to environment, in either case they're borderline animal.
>>8517066that's what taking the clothes off is for you pavement ape
>>8516658>before a certain group ruined it for everyoneFor you. It looks like you're obsessed and trying to stir shit up again.
>Yo, where the human women at?This in now a spes kot thread.
>>8514985Kaminoans fucking do it for me. Something about those slow talking, graceful, eugenics practicing, long legged, borderline sociopathic beauties makes me want to be her assistant in her genetic research were she uses me as a guinea pig for her experiments and then makes me eat her out her alien pussy.Fuck the Empire for basically making them extinct.
>>8517377True, I'm making a race of aliens that practice gene-editing, body augmentation, and slavery.They've stopped their ageing process and their need to use the bathroom alongside limited the amount of food they need to eat, all so that they can continue doing more research and personal tasks. They've overcome the other species on their planet and enslaved them for so long that through gene-modding over time they've more or less been lost to history what they once were and they'll never return to it as they're just fleshy automatons that perform tasks.
>>8516658Furries ruin everything.
>>8517121Imagine being nofun in a porn thread.Also pretty sure that race has the most nudity/mostly nude among them.
Ha, guessed right.Shit's going down with Earth, or at least chunk of it, in Pinwheel universe.
I like furshit but I hate furfags, legit fucked up in head.I'm fucked up in head, too, i guess, but not to a degree where I make alternate personality
>>8518129Fucking Vos man.>make auxiliaries out of deranged cat humans guyz>make an independent merc company out of particularly deranged rape culture of the cat humans guyz>just let the croc people who can provoke uncontrollable lust in other species with their grumbling wander around freely>keep carrying the entire coalition as our own kind is overpopulated and poverty-stricken what's the problem>just let into the alliance the abomination half-human hive of the bug people trying to kill us all, same time as the nice race that got screwed over the most by them guyz it's okay>pay no attention to how the abominations are now banging everyone including that race that hates them, no pheromone manipulation here guyz>yes i know the manipulative squid people having everyone else fight their war for them just accidently an intelligence with dimensional-warping engineering they don't understand that's basically gambling with reality and still tried to hide it, but... let it goAnything else I forgot?
>>8518132stfu already
>>8516575I think a large factor is how much something deviates from mammalian and "traditionally appealing" features, but its a real fuzzy line.I think for *most* the xeno appeal is large the "making accommodations to/figuring out things with something unlike oneself" which meshes better with some thing with more nonstandard biology. A "furry" design is already something you know what it is. Its why I'm a little turned off by how many stories conveniently gives the ayys tits. Challenge me, challenge yourself writer. Make me attracted to something without using the usual features. Look at Nuzatagh, she's got pretty obvious inspiration from bats, and has a humanoid, tetrapod frame. BUT has very different genitals, modified breathing route/no nose, almost antler like soft sensory organ in place of a nose, weird nails. Is that enough to differentiate it from a furry design? you be the judge. Ultimately I try to avoid this arg in the threads as as much as it can be mildly interesting it usually leads to more pointless drama.>>8516650I'm usually drawing them nude just because, well its smut, but also to get all the biology down.Like clothes though, its another opportunity for creative design. How would you make clothes that work for X body structure? What visually would their culture find appealing? Its fun to play ayy lmaoo dress up.>>8518132Like what you like and stop worrying about "what if X person likes it too"Just relax bro>>8515670>>source>>8515699hope we get more LL stuff soon!>>8516262Will give this a read later today>>8514461Always wanted to see more followup than this than the 1 image/panel it got. oh well.
>>8518260also got this new thing done
>>8516650any alien wife of mine would be naked at all times
>>8518074Clothes *are* funMaybe that's why I called you a pavement ape, you fit the description. You even lack the reading comprehension
why aren't tail pussies or tail holes a more common thing?
>>8518260All long lived and intelligent creatures on earth give birth and breastfeed. And before these traits, its most likely that either low intelligence or shorter lives were the norm for organisms. Its a fair assumption that at least a similar system would arise for whatever species could be classified as sentient.
>>8518293Based.
>>8518243Blow me, cunt.
>>8518323biologically it doesn't make sense>>8518366>had to buy warp technologylmao couldn't be me
>>8518408this needs to be changed
>>8518408>biologically it doesn't make sense
>>8518457>tail
>>8518469If you think about it, an insects abdomen is just a large hollow tail full of organs.
>>8518408https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/19b614z/thats_how_a_scorpion_poops/
>>8518474So not a tail
People spar over xeno vs. furry, but what I want to know about is why BOTH do this thing where the creature never has footwear of any kind. Are shoes subconsciously seen as such a human thing that aliens having them would diminish their alienness?
>>8518408Yes.Still doing it.
>>8518623It's because high heels are absolute dogshit and aliens are smart enough to know they fuck up the nerves in the foot.That and half of them are already walking on their tip toes.That and if footwear is depicted it's open toe and some artists just can't be fucked.
>>8516607Same thing with fantasy, too. I want more shit like The Dark Cyrstal, not another flavor of orc/elf/dwarf. There's so many more artist today, than in the past, yet few want to experiment in the perfect space (the internet) for it.>>8516650Clothes are better. More ways to express character traits through designs and to add more to worldbuilding. Plus, taking them off makes aliens being nude feel more special.>>8518262Yo, that's some good stuff. The brood patch is looking a lot better with the shorter fur around it and that new alien vag looks great in action. Seems like it's fun to play with, too. What do those seams and pockets up top do?
>>8518323
>>8518897>file name>looks like an offputting tf pic>Looks up source in seconds.>It's an offputting tf picLike clockwork. That's not a horn, its a parasite. And that's a human turning into a dragon that's about to lay an egg. With body horror attached.
>>8519209the perspective here is really off imo, the ayyvag looks like it was just slapped on there as if the tail was originally meant to be the left leg
>>8518911Would be interesting if it was a horn.Someone jerking off their horns and going ahegao from it.Preferably that someone being Nkaan. Wouldn't that be funny.Imagine Nkaan using pool noodle in a very unintended way.Ha ha.
>>8518260Hope you enjoy the story!
>>8519661>You give her the suck, but she won't do the same for you>STILL worst girl, 2024Though, imagining a pic with the pc using a lubed up pool noodle on nkaan does sound hot. Especially poolside.
>>8520226>Nkaan sucks dick on all levels except erotic
>>8515038>>8515034>it's amazing what a girl with two tongues can do>...>...>"contact report: contact established. Overall experience can be described as "barely satisfactory" at best. It is rather disappointing what a partner with only 1 tongue can do. Hopefully they are better allies than they are lovers"
>>8514503AFAIK Grunts aren't actually that small, they're about the same height and stature of a chimpanzee, they only appear small because you see 'em from the perspective of a 7 foot tall superman.
>>8514835He looks pretty happy, what face would you make while ventilating a shapeshifting demonic lizardman from Hell?
>>8520807A sad one, I'd be wasting a perfect fucktoy. It's shapeshifting, it can be forced to be anything. You could be having all the joys of a harem for a price of one pair of shackles and meal a day. Maybe 2 if it nails how Bykaas pussy feel.
>>8520877NTA btw.
>>8520359lol I didn't think about that when I wrote the human reciprocating haha we'll just add this bit to your report>Reporting on penis size: Monstrous. Biggest I've ever seen of all known sapient life. It could almost be said to be impractical. At this point I am still unable to ascertain whether it was evolved as a natural defense against predators.
>>8520359>>8520904Fuck it I'm inspired now.>Reading the report she wrote on your encounter.>"It wasn't that bad, was it? When I...">"When you ate my pussy, correct.">"Was I that bad? Really?">"It was... adequate. You could even say that you were just below average. But think of how close that means you are to being average!">wow>You really thought you were rocking her world. Seems kinda...>Suddenly notice the last note in her report>"'Penis may have been evolved to ward off predators!' You think my ancestors survived by fucking predators to death?">"Why not? You fucked me, and I eat meat."> Hold up! YOU sucked MY dick, totally unprompted!">"...Thats irrelevant."
something cute to think about is how humans are essentially chibi predators compered to other predators species>tiny fangs>nubby little fingers with no claws>eats by taking small bites and even need to cut the meat into small bite sizes>stumble around in the dark>tries to swim and barely has any speed>hairless/furless/no scales/feathers/etc for protection
>>8520973>but can just run prey down
>>8520973I prefer thinking of Humans as huge megafauna from a deathworld, but they act oblivious to this and see other xeno's as smol woodland critters.
>>8520877Sorry anon but I hate the Antichrist, wont ever get down with anything demonic and evil.
>>8520966>"have you considered it's not enormous and evolved to ward off predators, it's just... you being small">"I am not small, I am average among my kin">"smol.">"quit it. I will not be treated like that">"smol and cute">"i am a member of spacefaring race, we had flying machines when you still rode animals NO WAIT STOP NO DON'T PICK ME UP, PUT ME DOWN NO I'LL BITE I SWEAR YOU ARE SUCH A BIGDUMB IDIOTFOOL I HATE YOU"
>>8520973>fangs: tiny>jaw strength: subpar>claws: not found>fingers: nubby>darkness navigation: next to none>swimmer: one of the poorest>external protection layer: easily damaged>aim: deadly>throwing force: deadly"Whoops, looks like I just figured how to throw a fucking rock. This is my planet now."
>>8520973Don't forget to add the primal ape hyper aggression. I'd like to think humans are the only ones capable of going full levels of primal savagery thanks to being related to apes.
>>8521026not just throwing but showing others how to throw good
>>8521036>pussy that grabs YOUMuh dick hnnnng
>>8521036>>8521059Burrowing aliens are underrepresented and can have some cute moments. Also eyeless aliens being extra cuddly and touchy feely to compensate for no eyes.
>>8520877it's a shapeshifter, how are shackles going to keep it contained you evil retard
>>8521113>shackles are empty >"alright, I will return in 10 minutes and if you aren't back in shackles I'm locking this here door and throwing away the key, you can fuckin' starve in there in whatever shape you want"Alternatively >oh no, it escaped my shackles!>guess now that the room is empty I can throw gasoline bottle in there and set it alight!>I will return in 5 minutes to set this room ablaze, since it's so empty.
>>8521099>>8521074This is just a furry.
>>8514503How is she breathing without the methane tank?
>>8521126This is exactly the kind of shit I love in a story, I want to the alternate show up in a story and it will be like an in-joke between those of us that remember this post.
>>8521148The human is wearing helmet, I would assume the room is filled with methane
>>8521201very cute she wants be held as she sleeps with out bulky tank
>>8521128If we're getting rid of oc, shouldn't be going after designs that are just blatantly anthro earth bugs? Those are just as furry and no one bats an eye.
>>8521026if you think about it, humans going all in with sapience is kind of like a retarded meme build in a tabletop RPG that actually turns out to be incredibly powerful
>>8521036Excuse me Anon, but that's a graboid, which is a prehistoric worm. They were verified in Tremors 2: Aftershocks to specifically NOT be from outer space.
>>8521128so you've started reporting art that has always been posted here asshole? You got him banned now.
honestly? basednothing against ratposter, but i gotta respect anon's desire to take a stand
I respect ratposter even if I don't like the oc.I just like the fact it makes crybabies "reeee mods! delet furry pls halp!" piss their pants.
>>8516262Saint
These threads have become kind of shitty with the /v/ style anti-oc janny larping. Alien porn isn't worth it, I'll miss you all but eh. It's not fun here anymore. I can see why other artists have just abandoned these threads. The thought police ruin everything.
>>8522132oh fuck off, concern larp clown.
Waaaah, my festive is objectively superior to your fetish…Fuck off, the lot of you.Nothing of value was lot, etc.
>>8519216Who the artist?
if it comes from space it's an alien. all xenos are queens!
If she breathes oxygen, she's a thot!
OOP vidya when?
>>8522132Don't let shitheads dictate your posting anywhere. Ignore them, mock them, contest reports, keep on trucking.Worst case, /xeno/ can move on to THAT board where the deranged can't do shit. Hell it would probably get a bump in posters compared to /aco/.
>>8522595Vizlet NEEDS BHC
>>8522604>>8522605No, you had it right the first time.Though I suppose the second is right as only whites are human.
>>8522604>>8522605Nice save, bleachedfag
>>8522595>>8522610Space rat birds shouldn't be this erotic.
>>8514450Why didn't he just update the game in a timely manner? V3 never ever didn't have to happen.
>>8522674Bag. Sizes.
Bird style legs/thighs are cool, which alien designs used them more. Tired of seeing the notmammal with 8 jointed legs and backwards feet as the 'realistic' alien.
>>8522684What?
>>8514503Cute! I like this artist's take on Unggoy.
>>8522698I have a species inspired by secretary birds and other grounded(ish) species of bird, though I can't seem to find the sketches for it...
>>8522132artist?
>>8522847It's a joke that V3 was originally just a ui update before MD's unorganized ass kept adding more to the update and pushing back the release date. Years ago He showed screen shots of new bags players keep their money in.
>>8522608Shut the fuck up.
>>8523196You seem upset.
>>8523298>he's still high on hopiumAnon, we all know that in the name of DEI the first contact will not involve BWC or anyone W.
are those the transgender aliens trump was talking about?
gross
>>8522674I will never forgive him for this
Why give xenomorph boobs.Why give them only 2 boobs.They have big litters, so they need several like other mammals with big litters.Or they need no boobs because those parasites aren't mammals.What is this weird compromise, slap them with 6 tits or none at all
>>8524882Because 2 boobs do look better.
>>8524954Flat looks better tho
>biologist: needs more boobs>coomer: needs 2 boobs>canon purist: needs no boobsThat's typical /xeno/ discussion, does alien thing need more boobs to feed its children, 2 boobs to adhere to human taste, or 0 boobs because they might be non mammalian in the first place
>>8522674I would dedicate to making a competitor, learn whatever skills are needed and go full in, if I hadn't already sworn myself to a writing project. Maybe after.But yeah at this point best for people to give up on Teraurge and make their own xeno smut game.
>Grunt's have a market of earth memorial.I wonder what genre of tv shows are most popular on the grunt's home planet, my guess is little house on the priory type shows.
>>8525152If only letting go wasn't the hardest part...
>https://archiveofourown.org/works/39895998/chapters/150804250#main>https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14112773/7/Vipers-Nights-and-French-FriesWhat's up dudes? AP here to post here to post a new chapter of Vipers, Nights, and French Fries. Chapter 8 crashing in like a meteor at a size of 15,000 words.Synopsis is: Vince is really gotten himself into a situation. Our hero hasn't had much luck with the ladies and suddenly he might be having luck with 2 of them. He's really feeling the pressure. Thorn, Tay. Thorn's so nice though, but Tay's so bad though. Decisions, decisions. Vince plans a little thing with Thorn, trying to get to know her better. Despite that Tay manages to ambush Vince with an offer. He agrees to something far outside of his comfort zone. Will that bring them closer together, or push them apart? He REALLY has to make a decision.As always, I appreciate any and all feedback. Constructive, or not.I apologize for the wait. Finally done with my job training, so I have more time to write now.
>>8525165ESL or bot, call it.
8525361 (You)I'm guessing you're a bot?
>>8524882>They have big littersno they don't retard, they lay eggs
>>8525379Exactly, xenos are flat.
>>8525434flat, or 2boob in lewd depictions because it's relatable, which is what giger intended
>>8525639This. /ourguy/ H.R. Giger drew the very hills having biomechanical tits and vaginas.I don't give a damn what these charlatans obsessed with space squid pussy and semen-proboscises, the fucking xenomorph has an anthropomorphic vagina- It is either humanoid, or human-like.
>>8514450You know I'm surprised no one has made a warlord xeno-slave harem story for here yet. I can really only guess thats because no one can figure out how to make a main character that would be capable of getting said slave harem/be a successful warlord. They'd mainly want an instant sex protag than heave something like that.
>>8525849I'd like to think our collective taste is beyond such a cheap and pulpy power fantasy
>>8525849That's abysmal dogshit.Return to whichever general you crawled out of.
>>8525003I prefer them looking soft and with 2 boobs and 2 balls
can't wait for next thread
>>8526136To try to act like you're superior, I can just tell you jack off to worse
>>8525991I doubt it. Remember, this isn't the only thread people here look at, futa xenomorph is proof of thay.
>>8525849why, by being a member of Holy Nation, beating Sheks into submission and taking them as slaves, of course.Especially rowdy Sheks will have their horns broken off>instant sex protagthe first 50 pages of fic would be protag getting beaten to shit by starving bandits and running with 100 miles with 60 kilos of iron ore on his back until he's strong enough to beat everyone
>>8525238You don't have to apologize, no one's owed your time and work. I'd love to give it a read today. Thanks for stopping by, AP.>>8522132Mind you, not every artist has left. But it seems these threads are used to getting oc so much, they don't notice or care when it gets posted. Even for long time drawfags/writefags like Tengridus/AP. But all this shit recently is new. The others stopped posting before this. Most of them just got busy irl, you'd know that if you paid attention.
>>8526857It would help if OC was identified as such, even just having "NEW" in filename. That's a bit of a cross-general problem.
>>8526927Normally reposted oc doesn't have a unique file name at all, just a jumble of numbers. That's common across all boards. But even when it is apparent, regular drawfags don't get nearly as much draw as the occasional visiting artist. Just seems kind of backwards.
>>8526792Please never write. I get the distinct you'd make it weird somehow. I'm talking Conan here not Stones to Abigal
Might be an odd question to ask a porn thread but dunno where else this would be appropriate to ask: Would you guys be interested in a series revolving around a conflict between alien races that isn't pornographic and at most has romance with off-screen happenings? Almost like a snekguy story minus the sex?Plan to write it regardless just testing interest for where I could post/shill it....pic not really related I just found it funny.
>>8527288I mean personally the sexual undertones are neat and I like to read for the unique world and its political undertones, action scenes and fighting and all that, but I find myself skipping over Snek's sex scenes because they're incredibly formulaic now and I skim them for the possible interesting anatomy, Brokering Trust was something I read in full because hey, new alien, but the ones with Boreleans and Valbarans are the same stuff.
>>8527288I would, as long as it's good.
>>8527288Just don't make it HFY
>>8526737project much?
>>8527314It's not his forte. Genuinely shocked he managed to make a Jarilan/Valbaran scene boring.
>>8526857>>8526959a large part of the problem I believe is that while we are grateful for OC, we don't really know how to compliment it or what to say. just telling the artist "hey your art is cool, I like it" is nice on a surface level, but I've heard plenty of artists don't like that kind of praise because it's pretty shallow. we also don't want to drive the artist away by being overly critical, so we end up not saying anything, even if we like what we see
>>8527288I would say it maybe would belong more on /lit/ since this is specifically a nsfw board, but feel free to share it here too
Well, in the middle of people complaining about Snekguy...https://snekguy.com/stories/pinwheel/dire-contingency/>A faction of rogue special forces agents attempt to establish themselves on Hades, where they seek to form a breakaway civilization in opposition to the Coalition. With help months away, the only person who is in a position to oppose them is an old veteran of the Kerguela war.
>>8527288Can you write better than snek? If so then yes because the fact that he forces smut in constantly (and it's so terribly samey) is one of his worst aspects.>korbaz IMAGINES having sexWhat a fucking waste of time
>>8525238Glad to see an update, I like your stuff. Minor critiques:Vincent going with whatever Mark says about the gold makes him seem kinda dumb. I assume the vibe you're going for is the young man trusting the authority figure, it's just not entirely conveyed that way when Mark is so obviously suspicious.Vincent saying he wants to kill those two guys seems insane, even in a recovering post war society. Again, I feel like I know what you're going for with his characterization. It just feels jarring in some instances.Things I like: Downtrodden young adults making genuine connections with each other. The return of Thorn, who I wonder if she's secretly playing matchmaker with Tay and Vincent. Basically all of it. Want more!
>>8527626I mean, I agree with the main point, but the stuff with Korbaz was such a breath of fresh air in the sensory deprivation tank that is the Borealans. Even that seemingly useless scene fed into stuff with her in Rask Rebellion, borderline cross-story character development.
>>8527619>establish themselves on Hades, where they seek to form a breakaway civilizationFucking kek >>8518129 had higher ambitions for that SWAR sideplot then the writer. Why would the Coalition even care?Maybe they're taking over a planet or there's some other angle at play but that description doesn't paint a good picture.Also how can one be an "old veteran" of a war that just fucking happened?
>>8527613I know not all of us lurk every thread, but creators here talk often enough for us to learn what they want. I've seen some lament about original work getting overshadowed by the same shit reposted across threads. About wanting hard criticism for their art/stories AND accepting it when given (as well as implementing it.) Or responding to every (You) they get, they never seemed bothered by it. I've given some good responses to their work and they say it MOTIVATES them to keep going. Only popular assholes disregard genuine compliments. If you look across the internet and even here on 4chan, artists and writers often interpret silence as *disinterest*. While some will keep drawing for themselves, they may not care to come back to a place where they don't feel wanted. If you want a community to stay healthy, you've got to put the work in. Even if you don't feel like you're equipped to do it.>desuarchive.org/aco/thread/7913956/#7924631>desuarchive.org/aco/thread/6381888/#6414845>desuarchive.org/aco/thread/8269565/#8326503These threads may hit rough times, but I always like to think of them as temporary. I've seen lots of generals that aren't half as lucky is this one is.
>>8527640Thanks for reading and for the feedback, I appreciate it.Some clarification on both your points: Vince is a bit of a dumbass, and so is Mark. So Mark even mentioning the gold was real when Vince sorta hinted that the guy was crazy for talking about gold was a slip up(Mark didn't necessarily see Vince when he poked his head to see through the window.) Vince directly tells the reader he "hopes nothing is going on" which is a way I hint he's willing to accept whatever Mark's explanation no matter how shitty it is. He wants there to be nothing going on. Mark being VERY suspicious was meant to be absurd and funny. Vince wanting to fight those guys for cutting in front of him is insane. Vince has anger issues. He gets so mad sometimes he can't control himself and tries to fight people. He tried to fight Tay when she put ketchup in his shoes. It sorta meant to be jarring, silly things can set him off in an instant. Good theory on Thorn. Can't acknowledge it one way or another, but I will say it is interesting.
>>8527610You're here, I'm here, we have similar tastes, therefore you probably jack off to weird shit. More than likely worse than me just because I can tell
>>8527693>desuarchive.org/aco/thread/6381888/#6414845this just makes me wish when legion lurked here and specifically his 2022-style lenninot a fan of how he currently draws her with giant bimbo lips and daywalker eyeshadow
>>8527835we apparently don't have similar tastes since you're such an aggressive weirdo who projects your own malice onto others
>>8527835Yeah, you're here; with shit taste.
>>8527640>Vincent saying he wants to kill those two guys seems insane, even in a recovering post war society.What are you talking about? This is common with people that have experienced a traumatic situation and he has established anger/escalation issues already.
>>8527613I don't even know how to complement nsfw.>"Hey dude nice work on shadows, I mean the way you drew that alien pussy leaking juices and it glistening in the light is top notch, I just got done jerking to it for the third time and I have also saved it for future faps"So I just say something generic.
>>>/tv/203824546thread about spaecshaps if you guys are into that at all
>>8518168Hey man, fuck them cadets, muh legal super soldiersWho cares that the best example of a working relationship still magically manifested 3 chest scars that never appeared on any prior physical. Just give them a promotion to shut them up.
>>8527613As a writer, I like getting comments that say "I like this." Doesn't really help me improve my writing, but it's still nice to see. I'm pretty thick-skinned, so this might not be true for everyone, but I really like getting constructive criticism. If people don't point out things they disliked, I assume everything is fine. Naturally, there are occasionally issues I am aware of in my work, but if no one points it out, I assume people gloss over it.
WIP thing, meeting up between shifts. Legs are a bit wonky, making the pose feel off so gotta fix that before going further.>>8518743was thinking of them as secretory grooves or something along those lines? Plenty of glands for lubrication.>>8519754The way its going exactly as awkward and uncomfortable as this situation would be, I get that that is the point/aim of the fic, there's some humor to that angle with the very sterile language. Succeeded on that front. But just not for me.I think there is a little too often use of describing something as "good" (or some synonym thereof) I think better to get a more specifically descriptive when you really want someone to feel whats going on (like an alien bj). Most of the time you're avoiding this pitfall though!>>8526927I usually do in the post text.>>8525238>>8527695Oh damn glad to see you're back! Been looking forward to the continuation. Will give this a read tomorrow.>>8527613>>8527693I think what it is is that a comment talking about the SPECIFICS of what someone things, positive or negative, shows someone putting effort into their engagement with it, which is why that feels nice. That being said, just a simple acknowledgement is fine too, every bit is appreciated.I think part of this is its easy to get blatantly disinterested "nice" people give IRL out of politeness, when you'd just prefer the honesty of "that isn't my thing", which can cause people to be suspicious of such simple compliments as disingenuous.and yeah the rough times are temporary. Best thing to do is just keep posting good stuff and topics and ignore the trash. they are both self reinforcing cycles.
>>8518262Imagine putting an egg vibrator into every "fold"
>>8527992Hey you're still responding meaning you're just as bad as me. Every action is a god damn mirror
>>8518262>>8528479Need more pics of her.
>>8528916Got some older stuff, though design has changed over time so older stuff isn't consistent
>>8528714you're giving me ideas for future stuff
>>8529017>>8529026careful posting hairy aliens i got banned for 2 days over the mole girl
>>8528206Kek, I'd love to read shit like that for my art. What do you think I make it for? At the very least, I'd get a good laugh. People are too restrained on the internet these days, aside from the schizos.
"pick wisely human one of them has a hole in it"
>>8527670I assume there's more to it, there's barely anything written of that story so far and the SWAR thing has been built up for like half of the Pinwheel run.
>>8529174>heh, no worries, I'm on a pill anyway, I pick raw.>btw it's "omniceptive"
>>8529174purple pussy! woo woo!!!
>>8529174Bitch I literally can't get you pregnant, this isn't one of your weird unfinished human sex games.
>>8529269don't ruin her fun!
>>8529269>tfw Gaiaurge v3 never ever
>>8529269>condoms are for preventing pregnancy only>what are STD's>sticking your pp in alien thing without protection Good news is they'll name it after you.
>>8529033Death to all furries.
>>8527670>Maybe they're taking over a planetHades, the deserty shitholeagainWhich makes Lorza and Boyd's story redundant>one be an "old veteran" of a war that just fucking happenedI'd say Ruza would be a veteran of other wars before that but the idea that the cats have any actual wars and not just pirate raid bullshit is ridiculous so idk.>Why would the Coalition even care?Because the real reason he's doing this is for his hateboner for power armor and to strawman the many justified criticisms of the ayys and coalition
>>8525238Teng here AP, read through it and wrote down thoughts as I was going through.>I chuckled. "That's gonna be a while. I stopped giving a shit a while ago.">There was a hint of disappointment in Tay's eyes after I said that.painful and real moment. Showing and not telling internal emotions. good stuff>This chick is putting the autist in autistickek, i couldn't decide it this took me out of it becasue of that or accurate to Vince's internal thoughts.>Inside joke to call her a war criminal.Boyo is this chekov's gun going to blow up in a future chapter huh? (not saying its bad, just a personal plot point prediction)Would THC affect alien neurochemistry? Might be a more interesting route to have things have different effects/ayy specific recreational drugs>Ayy is a Gojira fanbased beyond belief. Mouth of Kala when? As a note though, there IS a band called kaiju already, so despite the effort to use a synonym name, you ended up using another already existing band's name. Unless its supposed to be kaiju covering gojira?>should have brought earplugsExactly what everyone learns after their first concertwriting feels very accurate to IRL here. good shit. >Her lips made a light smacking soundI think this would have been a good opportunity to play up the xeno bit. No flexible lips, smooth scales, as opposed to this, which is kind of the same as a human kiss. Lots of room to be creatively descriptive.Good chapter, I think your writings improved since the start, looking forward to the next chapters!also to the other viper fic which was posted earlier, I think my feedback could have come across as harsher than I intended; I Understood what it was going for think it succeeded in that, what it was going for was just not my thing.
>8528866get help dude, you're unwell
>>8518366>Quark: Oh, I love a woman in uniformMaybe it's a Ferengi fetish.
Technically not an alien, but I like this image enough to share it anyway.
>>8528479>secretory groovesAs opposed to purely internal lubrication? Sounds like it could make sex more interesting for both parties in some ways. Plus, biological functions (probably) don't carry over 1:1 across planets, so it makes sense. Your WIP looks good so far, too. This background looks more fleshed out than previous ones and the fading light adds a lot of ambience to the overall pic. Adding that same effect to her tail helps to make her look like a tangible part of the setting, too. I hope you add a little lighting around the rest of her (in a reasonable amount), as well. Also, Nuz looks good in uniform and it helps to frame her face very nicely. In fact, I think keeping her neck at that similar width would be good for her design in general. You keep the fluffy face, but get rid of the (a times) masculine beard-like look. Also, what type of pose were you going for? It's harder to judge if what you have is stiff, without reference. It looks a little natural for someone like her, already.
>>8530027All Tommorows? Good interpretation with tasteful and revealing fashion. They may be post-human, but they're still more alien than a lot of actual aliens in fiction.
>>8530027>pantsu on headweebs of the future
>>8518262that looks like an absolute fucking nightmare to keep cleanone trip to the beach and the poor girl would be picking sand out of her vag for days
>>8530027Far future femboy?
>>8530147>tasteful and revealing fashionBasically their canon outfit, exposed nipples and everything.>>8530680No.
>>8530721Huh. With a good enough body, you can pull off any kind of look.
>>8530811>space Babylon
>>8522341Built for human cock
>>8530120>>8530476Was thinking along the lines of glands buried deeper under the folds and fluids travel down the grooves to the main event. As for harder clean out, probably a little bit? but its more snug than you might think so doesn't tend to get stuff in it. Plus they aren't big fans of water (wet fur is a hassle) so they don't tend to go to the coast unless they have to.>Thanks for the feedback, yes was going for some more detailed practice making backgrounds as opposed to the usual static or simple gradient color bg. Glad it looks alright in the early stages! (and yes backlighting will be added to her in the future, its just a rough color in at the moment)I could restructure the face fluff a bit but I am a bit partial to the big "sideburns" floof. Always wanting to have aliens have alien forms of sexual dimorphism. Plus you have things like japanese macaques that have almost sideburn esque fur. But I'll keep the suggestion in mind.Pose wise going for kinda leaned forward, since balancing with a long tail would kind of imply or even necessitate that sort of posture most of the time. (Think somewhat raptorial stance?)
>>8531171>aren't big fans of water>"finish inside, I'd rather risk hybrid pregnancy than spend the weekend washing your jizz out"
>>8531171Oh, I don't mind the sideburn look. That looks fine here, but the fur under her chin doesn't dip nearly as much as it has done in the past (Like in picrel.) I just thought Nuz's face in the WIP looked really cute as is now.As for your pose and her legs. I can sketch a little guideline for that. Is she also propped up on her knee a little? Cause that could also effect her stance, too.
>>8529174*tosses them both away*
>>8530027would
>>8529760Thanks for the feedback.>kek, i couldn't decide it this took me out of it because of that or accurate to Vince's internal thoughts.That's the fun of doing a modern story is I can put stupid stuff like this in there and it's true to his character, kek. >Boyo is this chekov's gun going to blow up in a future chapter huh?Maybe, maybe, not. I cannot say, lol. Though, one can assume Tay wouldn't like to hear that. >Would THC affect alien neurochemistry?An interesting question. I'm of the opinion that since all the aliens are genetically modified to some degree, that they were modified to exist on Earth and be resistant to being poisoned by flora. Aka, they can eat human food and likely can get fucked up on shit that humans can. In the Vipers' case they have a large bodyweight, so presumably either they'd need more than a human to really feel the effects of it, or perhaps... due to a quirk of their xeno physiology they'd need less than a human to get fucked up from it. >there IS a band called kaijuI didn't know that, lol. I tried. Kaiju is meant to be Gojira and Dark Holy Day is meant to be Black Sabbath. Lore wise, I'd like to imagine they're both cover bands basically. >good opportunity to play up the xeno bitThis is a fair point. In my head I sort of imagined her sucking on his face lightly to make that sound, rather than her "lips" making it. I typically imagine the vipers as being more snakelike, which means no soft lips. I probably should have made that clearer. >your writings improved since the startLove hearing that, thank you. It's a slow process, but it feels like I'm getting somewhere.
>>8530027Very cool image. Reminds me of this cool killer folk image someone in the thread drew years ago.
>>8532236Drawn by the same artist, mossacannibalis.
>>8518260>hope we get more LL stuff soon!I hope so, too. I'm surprised nobody noticed it here or in the last thread. The lighting is pretty different from normal. A new design, too.
>>8531209This leads me to the idea of some cultural turn of phrase about fur matts = WHOOOOOORE>>8531418Gotcha, thanks for the clarification, I see what you mean now!I think was going for is on flats of feet, so standing "upright" as it were>>8532227Have some fanart I busted out to motivate you forward, Tay with a Gojira shirt.>they'd need less than a human to get fucked up from itHad the interesting thought of how would it be for a sectoid to touch thoughts of someone very high, get a secondary high in a sense or perhaps strange or unpleasant?>Lore wise, I'd like to imagine they're both cover bands basically.make sense, unlikely they would be too old or dead by the time frame of the story. I did catch the black sabbath ref, but didn't catch the KGLW one (I always forget to check AO3 comments). Can recommend them live, screaming Witchcraft and Organ Farmer lyrics with people in the pit is an excellent time>I probably should have made that clearer. I'd be excited to see how you would re-write that little bit if you end up doing that! In general looking forward to seeing how you do future/upcoming intimate stuff and the payoff to the developing relationship and character arcs.
>>8532656>joke edit version>>8532623>I'm surprised nobody noticed it here or in the last threadDamn I must have missed it when scrolling past all the retarded arguing, I'll have to go back and find it.
>>8532656>pic>people looking in from outside just see us casually sitting in backseat>little do they know her vag is at end of her tail and i'm fleshlighting it
>>8532658>Saying faggot instead of baka.Perfect. Good work on these backgrounds as of recent, they always make art more immersive to me. Good perspective, too. Combined with the cramped space of the car, it looks just like I imagined it did in the chapter. I think AP's gonna love it.Also, no need to go look digging for the LL pic, I guess someone finally decided to check out his site and found it.
>>8532236That's a male.
>>8532664>Chappel Roan's Casual plays>>8532669Oh nice, thanks for the LL repost. the silhouette is almost penguin like.>Good work on these backgrounds as of recent,Thanks, been a lot happier with how they've turned out, been working on getting perspective and value better. Higher detail BGs not always necessary I think though. Its a lot more work/time, and sometimes a simple background helps draw attention to the main focus. Just depends.
>>8532656>>8532658Ain't no fucking way, bro. Thank you! Love all the little details you did: Tay's pattern, the inside of the car, her Gojira shirt. I can tell you put a lot of work into this, and it's awesome. Exactly what I was picturing there at the end of the chapter while I was writing it. Definitely gonna add this to the end of the chapter fan art thing I've been doing. >>8532669Yes, you're right, her saying faggot is perfect, icing on the cake. I did love it.>>8532485Based. Bro is still cooking up All Tomorrows peak to this day. >>8532829Nuh uh, I talked to the artist in this thread and he joked that the sword was being suspended from HER... CLIT!
>>8533294>I talked to the artist in this thread and he joked that the sword was being suspended from HER... CLIT!On twitter he joked about it being held up by HIS... BALLS!https://nitter.poast.org/mossacannibalis/status/1426173844419604488
>>8532656Also this image has activated my neurons so much that I realize I NEED to have a scene where Vince and Tay make out in the back of his car while she loosely coils around him. Damn that would be so good, and call back to this scene too. >>8533313He must be joking again. That’s obviously a chick if you look at her hips/face. Like no way that’s a dude even if you take “creative liberties” because it’s an alien. The killer folk are a hyper masculine hunter society race, like the yatuja. The males are not gonna have a femboy body type.
>>8533294Definitely had a good time making it, glad I got all the details right!>>8533326another alternative to coiling is also like "scrunched piling on" Having trouble describing right so here's a quick sketch
>>8533600hot
>>8533600Ooo, that's good. You always were good at coming up with interesting snake poses.
>>8533011Nothing's necessary in art, other than your intentions. Draw what you like.>almost penguin likeI can see it, though they've always been a bit like that. Guess he was trying to make them more alien-looking, too.
>>8533681fat snake ass
>>8533600>God I wish that were me
>what do you mean hospital?>this logo belongs on strip club!>I have been misled!
>>8533920that's the best kind
>>8534368only way get your gf to the doctor
I had a great dream about how the earth was taken over by an authoritarian alien empire and I managed to manipulate their system in a way that humiliated and demoted the sexy female overseer assigned to earth and made her a defiant yet eager bed warmer.Of course I forgot 95% of it within a minute of waking up.Never flat out started a day with wanting to die before.
>>8535196>Never flat out started a day with wanting to die beforeWelcome to the club frenone day you shall dream of the perfect woman, of living a good, happy life full of small moments in time, and then have it ripped away from youyou'll never see the same way again
>>8534875give the skag plenty of belly rubs and she'll reward you with guns and ammo
>>8530721>NoAnon, look again the asteromorph has a dick and is also wearing panties and lingerie
>>8535196I had a dream weeks ago that was basically Gushing over Magical Girls but with /xeno/ fans molesting alien visitors. Sadly the premise was so amusing it woke me up, I was pretty pissed.
>>8535270>>8535201>>8535196>anons are having sexy xeno dreams>meanwhile on a rare occasion I get dreams with aliens - they're slice of life ones. The boring slice of life sort>the ones where you sit in some rundown cheap pub and hear xenomorph complain about having to wear a uniform, that "safety tip" for tail is humiliating and stupid and not like the tail is swinging everywhere slicing throatsHopefully i have a beach filler episode coming sometime soon.
>>8535695Oh no, most of the dreams i remember qualify for nightmares, and rarely are about ayys (except during the summer solstice, every time)but picrel will happen to every forever alone at one point
>>8535265>the asteromorph has a dickWhere? I don't see it.
>>8535265thats not a dick but his asshole
>>8535730To an indian there is no difference.
>>8535695at least you have xeno dreamsmy dreams are about my teeth falling out or my house being destroyed by power lines
xeno Drawbros, how do you recover from slumps in drawing?Been wanting to get back to it, but my brain just lacks the ideas and energy for it for some reason. Sometimes I'd get a ton of such while at work or otherwise occupied, only for it to drain away before I get home. It's damn frustrating.
>>8536144Lately for me, it's been fanart. Ask some friends for quick requests for something you both enjoy. For me it was pokemon.
>>8535984Bold of you to assume them xeno dreams are common occasion. I just remember them because they're some of my favorites.Most of the time dreams are work related, or I'm having exams again (except this time I'm in pj). Very often my dreams are 2d, because I play a lot of 2d crap.>try to influence dream because it's fun>accidentally end up dreaming about risk of rain 1 but the commando is xcom viper (a sprite, of course)>don't remember much but somehow I arrived to conclusion that despite cap technically fitting on a snake, she can't be a trucker due to absence of legs>alarm sounds, wake up
>>8536144I think i would back >>8536257I was able to bust out that Viper fanart because it was for something I was excite about. Find something you're really into right now and do something related to it.
>>8536144I keep a notepad on me and I write down the idea I had or make a very rough doodle of it so I can draw it properly later
>>8536144>how do you recover from slumps in drawing?You have to force yourself to start drawing, even just for a little bit
>>8516262Holy fucking shit anon. It's no wonder you got paid for this. I haven't read something this good in YEARS.It's a shot in the dark, but I'd be grateful if you could continue the story someday!
>>8537698Nta, but that doesn't always help. Even when you do make something, that won't make it any better. I've been trying it for months.
I've got a question or two for /xeno/. What could ever make you lose interest in a drawfag? Have these threads ever lost any before?
>>8538366Former, excessive drama, politics, or ego. Maybe also getting obsessed with particular unsavory fetishes or designs.Latter, I assume some have moved on due to real life focus, losing interest in making dedicated xeno content, or not being able to deal with our occasional deranged schizo.
What are some exotic Xeno cultures you can think of?
>>8514450Good foresight on the image
>>8538887Sadly, it doesn't do the same in the catalog.
>>8538366Define "lose interest"I never cared for any drawfag's personal life. I like drawings though.If any of them would suddenly say something I disagree with - that wouldn't stop me from jacking off to their stuff.
>>8538366>What could ever make you lose interest in a drawfag?Shifting their focus primarily to drawing a specific kind of disgusting fetish, or joining a particular ideology that's easily identifiable by a number of blatant characteristics>Have these threads ever lost any before?Oh, definitely. People move on, that's life
>>8535797R u ok?
>>8538007Thank you for the compliment! Continuation depends entirely on the commissioner. Possible, but I can't say how likely to happen.
>>8538882Japan
>>8538882
>>8538882>>8539326who/wat is this aztec dragon lady
>>8539349Looks more South East Asian to me.
>>8538882The Vykers from Oddworld are pretty exotic in the sense of how absolutely evil and depraved they are. They torture and experiment on animals and creatures not for scientific research but just to see what will happen. Cutting limbs off, grafting new limbs, pumping them full of experimental drugs, sewing them together, they even created mobile vending machines called Greeters that violently electrocute anything in front of them and they have no idea what causes this fatal error or how to fix it.
>>8539694What do their females look like so I can rape them?
>>8539694The Vyykers are also born with longer legs and sometimes four legs, and they surgically alter themselves to walk on the stumps.Fun fact: The Greeters were originally free drink dispensers for gauging interest in Soulstorm Brew, and due to malfunctions they starts electrocuting people so they repurposed them to be security. They blow up because they still have Brew inside of them and it's literally explosive.>>8539745Vyykers are canonically hermaphrodites.
If anyone hasn't played the old Oddworld games, Abe's Oddysee and Abe's Exoddus, they're well worth buying a PS1 and the physical discs for over the PC version.There's a project by a bunch of madlads on PC called RELIVE, named as a play on the original ALIVE system of the original games, where it's an HD upcale and re-do, re-coded version of Abe's Exoddus. It's not bad and you can play it with a controller unlike the original PC version.
>>8539749>hermaphroditesFine. I'll rape the futas
>>8539749Also their henchmen subservient race called Interns who have their mouths sewn shut because the Vyykers didn't want them singing aloud the techno music they have blaring through earbuds to drown out the horrifying work environment, they also steal many of the drugs being in a constant morphine and opid high. it's really neat the level of cruelty and sadism told through such a race that you need to be pilled up listening to music very loud in order to not go insane working for them.
>>8539806Aye, they were an interesting addition to the universe when Munch's Oddysee came out.Oddworld was so 90's it was painfully good, and then... Lorne became a deviant homosexual and followed trends, and hated on what he made, this dooming Oddworld into mediocrity.
>>8539815I still remember that doctor Vykker from Strangers Wrath, even though they're unimaginably cruel they're still incredibly scientifically brilliant and could preform amazing surgeries like grafting Strangers lower half.
A shame there's never been some madlad to make more Oddworld porn.I feel like someone very talented could redesign a Vyyker to be sexy given their hermaphroditic natures.
>>8539815What? Oh god no, please tell me Oddworld wasn't current yeared...
>>8539749>canonically hermaphrodites.nice
>>8539968In the game sense mainly.The reimagined new games are 'remakes' of the PS1 games and infinitely worse, because the PS1 was 'bad and outdated' despite it literally being what everyone loved, Lorne basically did away with all the old mechanics rather than updating and bringing them into the modern day with some shine and polish and instead went full-in on trends.It's a generic platformer like any other platformer now, with eye-raping bloom, unintuitive level design, double jumping, loot mechanics, crafting, weaponry for Abe (whereas before you mainly possessed and used the environment) and a few other things I don't care to remember, ultimately removing the game's guts as well as its heart with its corny humour nearly all watered down.He basically hit a massive self-identity crisis, didn't want to be known as that guy that made the dumb silly farting guy game, and went full retard. Then he shat on the old games fully by saying they didn't matter to him and the old fans need to get with the times.
>>8539326>>8538882also curious to see the artists source for this
>>8540126https://x.com/Leikdaz22/status/1840522921023766661?t=zmWj6uzm1PY0bEQnhGXwrg&s=19
>>8539349Sauce >>8540215
yes yes yes yes
>>8540315shame the artist fagged out with futa / femboy shit now.
>>8540468eh, he was always a "draw the same body 1000 times and slap a new head on it each pic" type of artistnothing to lose sleep over
>>8540315hotdog down the grand canyon
New >>8540854
>>8525238The amount of self doubt and guilt he was rocking at the date with Thorn definitely left a mark on her. The way she tried to make him feel better and show she was having fun hanging out and everything is ok was really nice.I know it’s Vipers, Nights and French Fries, but I like Thorn’s presence and I wish she will still have a role in the story regardless of who Vince chooses as his girlfriend. I will say there’s less Sectoid love fics than Snakes and wouldn’t mind another one added to the repertoire. Even if she is a late-gen lipped Sectoid crystal hippie with tits (that probably also work since Sectoids have as much human DNA as Hybrids do)
>>8540856New, again... >>8541241
>>8540959I will say no matter what happens in the story, Thorn will not disappear. I can promise that she will remain an important character without spoiling anything.
