Confused Wizard Editionprev>>32026422please keep the name/tripfaggotry to a minimum
Women, would you date a man who wears a mask that he refuses to take off for any reason?
really makes you think
>>32029080The opening for the Jushin Liger anime is such a fucking banger
>>32029083Wow I'm a socialist now. THANKS OBAMA
How's everyone's weekend. I'm thinking about getting shit-faced.Men how do you spend your weekends.
how soon can i reveal my foot fetish
>>32029083>>32029090we can think further
Men, how do you disassociate?
>>32029084Yeah, I'm still mad they gave him a generic stereotypical Japanese theme in WCW
>>32029093Vodka, Nine Inch Nails or some goth playlist, crying, maybe a weird movie.
>>32029093The same way I spend every other dayAlone
How do people who people who fall in love or catch feelings etc. square it with the objective reality that the person isn't that special? Do they just not notice?
>>32029093>Men how do you spend your weekendsSleeping and drinking.
>>32029093>Men how do you spend your weekends.playing video games and shitposting on the internet
>>32029094I second this
How do women spend their weekends?
>>32029105Speak for yourself, he is very special.
>>32029098What do you mean how?
>>32029105they're special for you. it's about seeing the personal perfection in the everyday imperfection
>>32029111Spending time with the greatest man to ever exist.
>>32029105You turn a blind eye to all the boring things about them. It's like they are covered in this sparkly veneer so that everything they do seems magical. When the veneer wears off, it feels terrible. I hate feeling this way.
Women, how 1970's style can a guy dress before it gets cringe and dorky? I love 70's aesthetics
How do I locate and attract BPD women? I need my dick sucked and it doesn't matter if she ruins my life because it's already a mess.
>>32029111With their boyfriends or fwbs.
>>32029120post sideburns
>>32029105Some people are special though. I sure am, I'm fucking weird
>>32029100What kinds of movies do you watch>>32029104Do you like, fap?>>32029106I wish I could sleep I have bad insomnia>>32029107I still don't get why people like videogames, what kind of games do you play>>32029120I hate 70s pants and mustaches>>32029122lounges and nightclubs
>>32029123I dont have either
>>32029128>Do you like, fap?More than you could imagine
>>32029124I used to have big ones but I keep them shorter and subtle now. It's one of those things that is almost impossible to pull off anymore without looking like a huge nerd or a larper. I want a 70's inspired aesthetic, I don't want to literally cosplay as a time traveller from the 70's
>>32029128>I still don't get why people like videogamesIt's a rather diverse medium, so the motivation likely differs from person to person.>what kind of games do you playMostly role playing games. In the past I also used to play flight simulators.
>>32029135How do you have a 70s inspired aesthetic then? Sounds boring. just get a yellow shirt and call it a day
How do guys decide who is in charge?How and why does the "pecking order form?"One of my guy friends says its about the guy who sounds most confident, another one says they look for the most competent guy (might take a while) who has most peoples trust at the start.But how is it really?
Why did women take the scumbag steve aesthetic and use it as a template for guys they should date? And then have the audacity to complain about cheating or abuse?
I do feel a sense of closure after he responded to me and explained he was just going through deep depression and then after talking a bit later said he had feelings for someone else.. but it still feels weird because he admitted to having feelings for me too before. thing is she seems to be firm lesbian, so idk if this will work out for him unless she changes and feels for him too...i assume he has 0% feelings for me now, but guys do you just try to stick around a girl if she is unavailable to you in that way and slowly try to change someone else's sexuality? genuinely worried how he's going to cope with this long term especially if she keeps responding to him less as time goes on.I guess I kind of felt it happening before I knew for sure, so I think I am taking it pretty well. but I just dunno if he truly wants me around just because he gets suicidal and ghosts me because if he really dies that woukd be sad, or he was worried about me finding out about his true feelings. I also think since I had a good guess of it, that it dimmed my cute girly normal self round him and I'm kind of sad figuring it out made me act not so myself and more chill like, like I inadvertently self sabotaged it ;_; how do I become less self concious in dating and weak if I sense another girl could have a guy? idk how many girls guys go out for dates with at a time >>32029093it's okay, going forward not what I'd hope but probably really chill, might have lunch with a friend. <3 >>32029094I found out my ex had one when I made a pun about feet just by looking a his reaction lol. sometimes you don't get to choose.
Got a notification that my girlfriend screen recorded our friendship profile on snap chat. I asked her about it and she said it was an accident. That sounds weird and like a lot of work to accidentally record someone’s profile?
>>32029145Usually it's the one who introverts reply to.
>>32029145We're human beings, not wolves. This does not exist.
>>32029145Whoever has the most big dick energy.
How more likely would I be able to bang a 55 year old vs 35 year old vs a 20 year old as a normal 20 yo dude. All women considered normal looking
>>32029145whoevas da biggest
Women, how much do you like cock?
>>32029125Yeah but that's special in a bad way
>>32029145You hang out with stupid chads so it's probably stupid chad logic like whose dad makes more money.
>>32029160addicted
>>32029160Enough to fantasize about it daily, not enough to have a ONS
>>32029128I like gritty 70's movies and stuff that really focusses on the characters. I also like goth shit like The Crow or The Hunger (I'm kind of a closet goth I guess). I love Lynch, Herzog, Verhoeven, Jarmusch, Leone. Surreal stuff is awesome but not if it's pointless.
need mini milf gf
>>32029160tfw he will never give me his cockfeels bad because I'm still attracted and can't help it it's retarded
>>32029128>I wish I could sleep I have bad insomniaWhat do you think the drinking is for?
>>32029145In general the most chaddy runs the group because they have the most social clout, moment to moment though it shifts, if someone's area of expertise comes up, they become the leader, etc. Some people also sink downwards because they keep losing dick measuring contests, you also see extreme cases of this turn into that guy being the group punching bag
>>32029175SameLusting after a chad who doesn't want me
>>32029175Is this how the chick who acted all quiet and wanted to talk to me so bad even after I was a dick one time
>>32029088Does it matter how cool the mask is?
>>32029160I like it so much that I sometimes feel compelled to just say the word "cock" out loud at random times.
>>32029128It's a shame that flared jeans are mostly strictly women's fashion nowadays, so much cool fashion from back in the day makes you look like a raging homosexual now and that's just not what I am. These pants still look neat tho, I like them and I envy the people who can pull it off (that includes women)
>>32029178>tfw chad loves me backfeels good
>>32029141>How do you have a 70s inspired aesthetic then?I don't, it's just small subtle things so far but I want to take it further without going into clown/fag territory which is tricky.
>>32029145there is no preset pecking order and the balance of power shifts constantlyin general people who talk loud shit and don't see responsibility for the burden it is will volunteer to lead for the most part, until they can't stretch the bullshit and nobody listens to them
>>32029161It's in a bad way and in a good way so it evens out
>>32029098I just dgaf. Something happens, I simply don't react to it and then forget about it.
>>32029160I don't actually like cock at all, I just like cumming.>>32029167Have you watched any ingmar bergman movies? I liked a few I watched.>>32029156Just up the age range on tinder
Anyone else here just to cope with loneliness? I just want to talk to people and these threads are fast and have women. I need a hug bros
>>32029187Most of that crap is faux 70's anyway. The only people who wore those gay ass flared jeans and afros were the extreme hipster equivalents of back then. Straight fit was still the most common.
>>32029210*hug*
>>32029149>idk how many girls guys go out for dates with at a timeThis is getting ridiculous...
>>32029210main reason I'm herealso the low entry bar for participating
>>32029205>Have you watched any ingmar bergman movies? I liked a few I watched.I haven't but I should. I honestly know very little about him and his movies. Seventh Seal was him, right?
>>32029184No.
>>32029216Yeah it's him. I'm not an expert but his movies are very slow and moody. Very goth despite not really being goth.
>>32029210MPretty much, I read the questions for men too and sometimes post questions
>>32029083That's why I hate capitalism.
>>32029210F. Whatever the sexual version of loneliness is, yeh.
>>32029211I don't think it was anymore shocking than the baggy hipster jeans of today. At least that was my impression, I'm not old enough to be sure. Of course my perception of the 70's comes almost exclusively from movies and music which mostly shows the "coolest" people from that era
>>32029217Damn, what is an ugly guy to do?
>>32029221Hornyness, sexual frustration. Know a lot about that as well but I can't fuck 4chan posts so this place doesn't help much with that aside from that one time I convinced a girl to post her feet
>>32029160Why should I even want you for your cock?
>>32029210FIt's nice knowing I'm not the only girl on this website. I also like the sexual tension between certain posters.
>>32029226Idk.Not me tho.
>>32029212*hugs you back*Please be a cute girl
Is there a way, I can pull an uglyhot look? Or should I resign myself to being ugly?
>>32029237Sorry, we're all fat and balding menNo homo
>>32029239Can't post yourself here. Uglyhot relies entirely on voice and personality.
>>32029234Same. What is your favorite atoga ship?
>>32029240Shit, am I the only cute boy here?
>>32029239you look like my arab drugdealer. he was together with a qt but troubled 19 y/o girl
>there is nothing good in my life>i do not bother to improve because there is nothing worth getting up for>nothing changes>there is nothing good in my lifeJust making this post to show why even low dredges of society need to be gifted state mandated things to be able to get a jump start.We do not live in such a society so I will continue to live in a low state of being.
>>32029230>but I can't fuck 4chan posts>they can't schlick to a well thought out hornypost Get on my level.
Why the fuck did they translate Dungeon Meshi to "Delicious in Dungeon"? it doesn't even make sense
>>32029239You're not pretty but you're manly looking, so yeah you could pull of uglyhot. The trick is to be masculine and not awkward and autistic, it's what seperates the Tony Sopranos from the Private Pyles
>>32029242they were anonymous but sometimes atoga has these really long reply chains of two people chatting about nothing I always read them like little romcoms
>>32029239Yeah, you can.
>>32029250I'm a boy, I can't slick, I have to wank
>>32029255thats cute
>>32029255half of them are probably men chatting anyway
>>32029224Yeah I base the 70s mostly on family photos, my mom's dad literally wore the same black suit from like 1964 until the early 80s when he died, and my dad's dad just wore jeans and solid color t shirts.
>>32029111Usually playing vidya, taking care of some chores and errands, dabbing (weed), and hanging out with my husband. Sometimes hanging out with a friend, but that's usually during the week after work rather than the weekend.
How many of you "femanons" are trannies?
>>32029178uwahh your pic is me too.has he ever sent pics/vid? mine did but he didn't like me that way in the end>>32029179maybe whyvwere you a dick to her? to make her stop liking you? i kind of got that way after he snapped once but figured it's just a random moment feels we all get when not in a good mood being human beans
>>32029266All of them most likely. Can't imagine a female using 4chan.
>>32029262we can only hope
>>32029263Yeah I guess people looked basic even back in the day.
It’s my last days at my lifeguard job. The panic is setting in I know I need to quit but I have nothing lined up yet and I only have two weeks to find soemthing
None of my friends wished me happy birthday. Should i start distancing myself?
>>32029271uh oh, a fujo
>>32029273Ahhhh I'm drowning!!! Help me brpblprbrlpblvllplblbmm......
>>32029160Most of them are pretty ugly, which is disappointing. I only feel spontaneous desire for the good looking ones about 1 week out of the month. Then I remember how awful the typical guy is.
>>32029210>comes to these threads for the women >asks for hugs from the men
>>32029273How'd the visit to the coochie doctor go?
I think left-handed people are just pretending
>>32029279NTA but you can hug me anyday, babe
>>32029274How old are you?
>>32029239lose a little weight and get a real haircut. you have potential.
>>32029287>lose weightNta but he looks lean enough based on his neck. Unless you want an auschwitz-tier physique
>>32029266>>32029270Tranny enablers get the ropeIf you mention them at all, you want to suck their girl cock.
State your genderWhat would be the fetish you would like most for your partner to have
>>32029277WE NEED A LIFEGUARD IN HERE, SOMEBODY NEEDS TO SUCK THE WATER OUT OF THIS POOR ANONS LUNGSPOSSIBLY INTIMATE CHEST COMPRESSIONS TOO
>>32029290MGentle femdom, of course
>>32029290FFindom
>>32029290MQuicksand
>>32029290I need peggable men.I have too many suction cup dildos that I don't even use on myself.
That last thread was such a fun time
>>32029290Male Suicide pact cuddling (once initiated, the cuddling does not cease until we die of thirst and starvation).
>>32029290Submissive BDSM. Also getting her feet worshipped and her head shaved.
>>32029290giving me full body massages
I got slapped today.
>>32029306On the ass or face?
I wish I was a man so I could roll out of bed and be good enough just the way I am instead of being expected to hide my face and change everything about myself to be considered by others to be doing the bare minimum
>>32029308Face.
>>32029310Shame. Why did you get slapped?
>>32029290M.Cigarettes. I need smoke blowback from>her
>>32029312I was being a bitch.
Women why do you bother with men, when women are so much better?
State gender.Why does god want me to be a loser?What made him look at me and go "hm yes this man needs to be kept a no life pudgy loser at all costs and impede all success as much as possible."The fuck did I do to this nigger to make him so mad?
Any girlies here who'd like to have their ass slapped?
>>32029290>himdrooling in my mouth and on my pussy
>>32029317MGod didn't keep you a loser, you did
>>32029290MLovey dovey
>>32029319Can I just spit? Drooling feels so... mentally challenged
State genderWhat legal fetish/kink would give you the ick in a partner?
not necessarily a question but I made a post like a week ago talking about how I went out with someone and wasn't sure I wanted to keep at it because I didn't think she was that pretty compared to how she presented herself and she lives like 40-50 minutes away from me, among other random stuff and insecuritiestoday I ended up sending her flowers since she mentioned it as a joke apparently and I took it seriously, and now apparently I have a gf for the first time after 29 yearsI don't like, feel like I have a crush on her, I keep finding reasons to not want to be with her, after so much time with no relationship (I do have plenty of good friends, though not a very active social life) I'm scared/nervous of losing my comforting "me" time and doing things at my own paceand yet I still want to see how far this goes anyway, sure it may not be the best ever but what the hellfeels wack, like I'm 14 and 29 at the same timeis there music for this feel
>>32029290MExhibitionismI really like to do in risky places, and I think it's your right as a human to have sex in the wild if you want to
>>32029315M or F?
>>32029321No he clearly did sorry that's just the wrong answer.Get serious now what did I do to piss him off so bad that he couldn't even wait for me to die before sending me to hell?
>>32029290f, have a lot of seemingly fucked up fetishes but probably loves eating pussy is non negotiable, somnophilia, and iffy but I want to experiment with pet play with him as the pet maybe and I also like soft mommy domme from what I've read, maybe harder
>>32029325Why not both?
>>32029331F
>>32029327MAnything involving like piss or shit, or like furry shit or vore or other Sonic OC deviantart porn kind of shit. Also chasticy shit, when I get locked up at least, I like it the other way around.
>>32029327Diapers/abdl
>>32029327There's too many to list. Anything regularly seen in hentai or mainstream porn, for starters.
>>32029332Shut the fuck up you whiny FAGGOT
>>32029343like PiV?
>>32029316How do I date a femanon and love her better than men? (I'm a bi femanon)
>>32029306dumb foid
I'm never going to find my chastity/orgasm denial bfMen hate this fetish>>32029347Normal sex is not a fetish.
>>32029098Mostly when I am driving but I cope by looking in the mirrors.
>>32029300tfw kind of want this toothere is a couple in the UK who got approved for the suicide pods in Switzerland recently, she was diagnosed with early onset demenia and they don't want to gonthroughbthe tragedy of it. which is much quicker. i want to universe jump to a better place
>>32029351anon said anything you see in porn
>>32029327F. Scat. I don't want to admit this, but also prostate play...
>>32029098When women talk to me with a hostile energy or tone.
Torn between ending this long distance relationship and suffer for a couple of months or continue suffering for the reminder of her stay away from home. She might be the one, she might not. I might make a huge mistake by ending it or it might set me free. Never had to make a decision this hard I don't think. She's the first woman i've met who can deal with my bullshit.
>>32029334Spitting is already a compromise so no, absolutely no drooling. But maybe I'll suddenly change my mind if you throw in some feet, or if you let me tie you up
>>32029357Why is that so hard to admit
>>32029361>feetMy god, good thing he likes drooling and is not into feet. Compatibility is really important huh.
>>32029145It goes by who is the most competent, usually those guys assert themselves.Within my friend group I've learned who is reliable and who isn't.
>>32029290F. Being really into kissing.
>>32029356Hard kinks in mainstream porn like aggressive throat fucking or just mean, unloving sex in general
Femanon what's the biggest cock you could take before it becomes uncomfortable?
>>32029358God that sounds hot.Bros I want a girl who's an arrogant bossy cunt, and then I want her to submit to me and let me dominate her during sex. It is my ultimate fantasy
>>32029357You're like the only femanon itt that DOESNT want to sticker her finger up a guy's butt
>>32029327I don't want him to really be into scat at all, anal(me receiving), and I don't want to drink piss or punched/beaten, not into being cheated on(cuckqueen), and absolutely NEVER spit in my mouth GAGGG but I might be ok spitting in his
>>32029346Follow your own advice nigger god forces me to have a bad life, he doesn't force you to read my posts.
>>32029327MThe tamest fetish I really can't get into is brat taming, that whole dynamic
>>32029219This is so cute.
>>32029370tfw me when I get the right vibe with a guy
I want a boyfriend who will docilely pull down his pants and put himself over my lap for a spanking when I tell him I don't like his behavior.
>>32029370Mine was a histrionic white chick from california.
>>320293696.5" is uncomfortable but after a while, the vagina stretches to accommodate. First moment of penetration is painful though.
>>32029369thing is i like it when it is uncomfortable
>>32029379Why is that cute, he's literally just saying he posts in these threads
>>3202936911
>>32029363Because it's a harmless act that allegedly gives the man a lot of pleasure. So I understand why men would experiment with it, but I have gotten the ick IRL when men have mentioned enjoying it.
>>32029392Same. On an intellectual level I have no problem with prostate play but touching a butthole really isn't sexy to me. Why couldn't the prostate be somewhere else?
Girls, do you like being pressed up against a wall with your hands held above your head while being kissed?
>>32029388Just the way he replied sounds very innocent and endearing.
I can't stop plowing older women.
Thoughts on sleep sex?
There’s a million incel posts theory crafting how to ensnare a women but what’s a woman’s opinion on this?Imagine I was your non-discript brother who’d just moved to a strange city where he didn’t know anyone. What advice would you give me?
>>32029399I have insomnia so if someone woke me up with this bullshit I'd be livid.
>>32029392Yeah but it's a really submissive and gay thing to do so there is no shame in not being attracted to guys who do it
>>32029399Yes, please.
>>32029401Do you think people on 4chan giving advice about how to get women are actually successful at it themselves?
>>32029359what's your bullshit? is she coming back close by, how long til then?
>>32029401Shut up nigger no one asked.
Femanons, do you enjoy piggyback rides?
>>32029398>titcow wearing glasses >"""older women"""
Jesus Christ I've been in ATOGA threads for like two hours. I just can't get enough of you girlies.Why the fuck am I still such a fucking lonely loser. I'm too cool and sexy to be this lonely bros.
>>32029401My sister is a hot stacy and she shows me the PUA lines men use on her (on FB, tinder, and over text etc) and howl with laughter at how transparent they are
Is it normal that when I was asleep on the sofa, several women pulled down my britches and started torturing and grating on the skin of my cock with a sharp stainless steel condom they placed over it? Is it normal that one of them had a syringe and injected my penis with liquid diazepam?
>>32029411Yes. But I'm tall, so it's awkward.
>>32029369the cock I had trouble with the most was 8 inches and I've cried out in pain before. so probably less than that, I think the guys before him were maybe 5.5-6.5 or 7, I honestly forgot
Women, should i wear fake glasses?
>>32029404I've known a lot of Doms who've indulged in prostate play. It's more a sign of sexual experimentation and adventure than anything else. They've been attractive to me but I just *wished* I didn't know that's what they got up to when they wank.
>>32029415Girls are silly like that, just let it blow over
>>32029407What makes you enjoy (the thought of) sleep sex
>>32029414This. They might as well just type "GIMME PU-Z" since that's the level of begging it is.
>>32029399it's a heavy favorite of mine, both ways for me and a guy. it's like waking up on a rollercoaster
>>32029411Yes. I'm heavy though, so only my body builder ex used to piggy-back me quite far distances! It was fun.
>>32029418Maybe, men with glasses are cute.
>>32029382I don't know if you are into audio read by a woman but Yes Senator on literotica has the vibe I think you are going for
>>32029424I enjoy being powerless, that's why all of my fantasies are about being forced on or taken advantage of in a vulnerable situation.
WomenWhy do you want to either eat us or live in our organs
>>32029111Posting on /atoga/.
>>32029351>orgasm denial bfI can do that, I don't even need to deny it I am just incompetent enough to not be able to give you one.
>>32029432because yummy and cozy
>>32029431God I get anxious just thinking about being dominated or not being in control of a sexual situation.
>>32029399I need you to define this for me. Like, I'm in bed asleep and then some dude tries to fuck me? If so I would be mad because I was trying to sleep, and sleep is good. If you're referring to being drugged and fucked, then yes, I have masturbated to this notion and love reading it in erotica.
>>32029351Doubt any men is gonna dislike orgasm denial in short amounts, chastity is nuts though
State gender,Describe what you look like and if you think you are attractive. I want to know what kind of boys and girls I'm talking to
How does it make you feel that your father often dreams of sneaking into your bedroom and raping you?
Men, is it weird if I rarely watch movies? (By "rarely" I mean once every few weeks at most.)
>>32029441Both the second and trying to fuck you without you waking up
how do I get over being sad I'm not a super white girl and I'm mixed but like white guys who kind of look like they could be mixed with what I have in a stupid way? makes me self concious being asian-ish and wanting nerdy white guys who prefer white women even though I'm white but not reallyespecially in the context of seeing them like white women who cosplay all the anime asian stuff and it makes me feel sad and weird in my own skin makes me feel like not wanting to enjoy it too
>>32029277Legally I cannot help you sir good luck>>32029280Haven’t gone yet! Honestly even if I’m fine I’m still quitting
>>32029351If you're the one who gets denied, it sounds like my cup of tea.
Why do women watch shit like this
>>32029409Usual bullshit; jelousy, insecurity, controlling, suicidial tendencies, borderline alcoholism. She's coming back in a year.
>>32029446MI only watch movies once every few months.I think that is normal.
>>32029446No that's not weird at all.
>>32029446It‘s not weird. I just think you are uncultured. But that‘s most people
>>32029454M, internalizing this behavior
>>32029111Having sex
>>32029441Being asleep, (drugged is ok too, with someone I love/ SO) but having them watch me sleep, fondle me. The idea that they are turned on and want me. Waking up to my SO being inside me, breathing on me, just incred hot. Especially because I want sex alllll the time and waking up to it sounds amazing.
>>32029457is that the only reason you want to be with her, because she trues or actually understand you? that is a long time anon.
Confident, classy blonde women who mildly resemble my mother owe me sex
>>32029290F. Giving buttstuff. Ideally as often as I'd like to receive it.
>yeah uwu lets fuck by the crosswalkso cringe
>>32029278Based misandrist.
>>32029444MI'm fat, bald and my nose looks like a cockhead. I think I'm quite attractive
>>32029452Pretty useless lifeguard imotbqhwy
>>32029290MNot a fetish, but her being radfem
>>32029297>I need peggable men.What makes one peggable?
Tfw no self-proclaimed Zillenial GF
>>32029290MBreast feeding
>>32029399Not worth the jail time
>chad those incels on atoga are so mean to me
Good afternoon /atoga/I hate women.
Girls, if your bf said he'd think you'd look really hot with a shaved head, would you consider doing it?
>>32029399Fucking her and getting away with it / her getting wet dreams from it is hot
>>32029093This >>32029107 but I also watch movies/shows or YT videos sometimes while doing the other things.
>>32029454Interracial porn?
>>32029413You think those are women you're talking to?
>>32029486Hi Tsundere-kun your later than normal
>>32029493Ignorance is a bliss
State genderHow do you cope with anxiety?
>>32029486Based. Lets have gay sex
>>32029444(Checked)FAverage height (5'4"). BMI 19.8, but aiming for 17.7. Small waist. B-cup. Bottom-heavy. Waist-length, dark-brown, wavy hair. Round face. Brown almond-shaped eyes. Full lips. Olive skin.I'd rate myself a 6/10. I like my waist, eyes, and lips, but other than that, I'm pretty average. Losing weight should bump me up to a 6.5, maybe even a 7.
>>32029398Christina Hendricks is sex.Even straight girls would fuck her
>>32029499Accept it and don't let it control you. Or the alcohol + music combo.
Women do you think men are boring?
>saw a girl on social media who lives not far away>We share hobby (fitness)>Jokingly asked if shes in a mood for gym date>She liked my replyShould i send her dm on ig?
>>32029468>>32029294Gross
>>32029408>>32029410Man, fuck you. At least humour me as I sit here drinking alone in a bar on Friday night.>>32029414I liked this response though.Damn these captchas are getting are hard to solve.
>>32029501>17.7Isn't that underweight?
>>32029382I would only do this if she also busted my balls while giving spankings.
>>32029454I don’t understand the question? This is the most tame, standard sex scene. Person holding another person and showing physical affection? Seems pretty straightforward.Unless this is from something specific and I’m an idiot
>>32029502Her body is almost comically sexual, like dumb hentai proportions except she's a real person.
Girls, do you cum from anal?
>>32029499MI say my cat's name softly, like the way I call her over
>>32029501>Olive skin>Bottom heavySexooooo
>>32029505nope
>>32029499MI'm not anxious, I'm just depressed. Why try when it's pointless
>>32029505Some men, sure.>>32029507Fuck you.>>32029513Yeh, it's the only way I can get myself off nowadays.
>>32029505she just wants chad to do all the work as she pretends she hates men
>>32029499MFace my fears. I’ve done a ton of exposure therapy. It really works, at least for OCD and phobias.
>>32029501Sounds cute
>>32029290MBreeding
>>32029505No. Why would I be in atoga if I did?
>>32029511Slut. I can't show anything hardcore on the safe board.
There are way too many trannies pretending to be women ITT.
>>32029056How do I become more active during sex? I’m not talking about foreplay, but usually me and my bf usually end up in the prone bone position. The only way I can cum is through sort of humping my clit with my thighs while my hips grind against my mattress and my legs are closed. Prone bone allows me to masturbate while my bf is fucking me, so we both get off. The thing is, I feel really passive in that position and I can grind back because I’m driving my hips into the mattress. What can I do?
>>32029521Which one were you JH?
>>32029509Yeah. My goal is to be slightly underweight. Not full-on anorexic, but something along the lines of picrel.>>32029524Thank you!
>>32029532Yes ikr. Hello fellow men I am tired of these trannies in this atoga. I'm also about to go the the gym haha.
>>32029487my ex told me this but I'm kind of glad we didn't since we broke up lol. I feel like if I ever did that it would have to be what I really wanted at the time since it's a bit more "extreme" like old he be willing to buy me wigs for funsies?
>>32029510How hard do you want them busted? I would be okay slapping balls but hardcore torture/pummeling them, no
>>32029487No. Because he must be insane, I don't have the bone structure for it at all.
>>32029536Very kissable tummy
>>32029537Cute man impression
>>32029505I don't think men are boring but in conversation, many of them seem to be inhibited.
>>32029521Is JH calix from soc?
>>32029544Thanks bro, but I am actually a guy. You just got pranked XDDD.
>>32029541Slapping would be fine, I'm not looking to become infertile, lol.
>>32029513Not from anal alone. But I've often had easy orgasms after anal, when he's still soft in my asshole or during anal with a vibrator.
>Chad I miss my ex, other Chad!
>>32029499With pills.Okay, I'm not currently taking pills for anxiety, but a few years ago, when I struggled with it, I didn't take anything for it (nor did I go to a doctor), but years later while talking to someone's struggling with anxiety I told them to get prescribed medication, and I believe in the advice I gave them.If you have a headache, you take pills. There's no reason why you should go on suffering from anxiety without something to alleviate it either.
>>32029553>soft still in buttholeUnf...
>>32029444MFat, short (5'8), white, Cro-Magnon face, pig nose, dark narrow and sunken eyes, small mouth, oddly twinkish skeleton, perfect hairline but shaved, footlong beard, immense body hair everywhere.I have been told by many, many people that I'm extremely ugly and I have to agree with them.
>>32029531So wait, lemme get this straight. You’re just asking what the appeal of porn in general is? It’s because of watching other people fuck feels kinda like fucking. Again, this is pretty straightforward.
>>32029513girls don't have prostates
>>32029551*spank* Haha, well, take that, "anon"
>>32029563No it's always some unrealistic shit where the girl is just a doormat and the dude is "the one" and everything works out with zero conflict.
so the guy who ended up not liking me and liking someone else, is it possible to stay his friend? I still find him attractive but will not flirt with him unless he magically(unrealistically) tries to again, but that'sa big maybe and idk wht to think if that happened. i like this dude as a person and he really opened up to me this whole time we've been talking. do guys trust girls they've friendzoned? I'm just trying to get into his head and continue being the friend he can talk to about deep stuff so he doesn't feel alone
>>32029574Just become his sidepiece like other hoes in his dms
Men, thoughts on girls who like to bake?
>>32029521Wait JH is into pegging? Gross
>>32029444MBoyish face I guess. I have a strong chin that juts out a bit much. Black rim glasses. Dark brown hair, sorta messy, shoulder length. Bluish gray eyes. My lips are really pink, naturally.I’ve been told I look like an anime pretty boy. I think I look like a dog’s ass.
State genderDo you think manlets are evil?Why?
>>32029583You sound cute.
>>32029577Gross. If your in a relationship, there shohld be no side pieces.
>Chad you're perfect... that's why we can't fuck, I want "other" Chad *more* I need him!
>>32029444M>Just below six foot>Skinny with broad shoulders>Pale skin>Strong chin, prominent roman nose, strong browline, rest of my features are unimpressive but nothing embarassing>Piercing brown eyes and thick dark eyebrows that really want to join eachother but I won't let them>Permanent thick five-o-clock shadow, even right after shaving>Long dark curly hair, usually pretty messy since I've completely lost control over it and it does however it pleases>Thick dark body hair on chest, arms and legs>Look grumpy, angry or serious most of the time>Dress overly formal, but not in like a clueless autistic way I just like that styleI think I'm good looking and attractive but I don't know how others feel (shut-in virgin). I'd fuck myself definitely and I'm 100% sure I'm at the very least not ugly at all.
>>32029574Yeah you can keep talking to him and even about deep stuff, but if you mention your feelings about him it will only annoy him so never do it. If he ever becomes single you could probably have rebound sex with him.
>>32029535The obvious one.>>32029550I don't even use /soc/toga anymore.>>32029580No. I said I wanted a partner who is into giving anal, not receiving.
>>32029572Ohhh that’s just shitty popular media. The junk food of TV, escapist fantasy, etc. Wouldn’t it be nice if everything worked out perfectly without any effort? Life is not like that, but hey, it’s fun to dream for a few hours.
>>32029585FI would be bitter and become evil too if I was a manlet.
>>32029477That’s why I’m quitting ;)
>>32029444MShort (5'8"), literal skeleton (BMI 16.7), short dark hair, greying at my temples. I'm not ugly enough for people to turn their heads but I'm not attractive either. Probably 4/10.
Women do you think men are a nuisance?
>>32029478Hahaha why
>>32029601no
>>32029290MCandaulism.
>>32029599Bro eat a burger. Also grey temples are neat, I really want grey temples.
>>32029602She's doing the whole I hate men thing but then being in love with me I would find really cute. (And I don't mean this in a demeaning way). Also I read Dworkin once and she was cool
>>32029444>only one of six replies is by a woman
>>32029444Fwhite 5’8 bmi like 18
>>32029616okay but what do your boobies look like
>>32029613We got two now and one of the men was me shitposting
>>32029612What about a noncommittal radfem ie believs that stuff but doesn’t really enforce it in daily life
>>32029591>I think I'm good looking and attractive but I don't know how others feelJudging by what you've described, I'd definitely agree.
>>32029613Really not feeling like describing myself rn. Why even?
>>32029617Small
>>32029624Why not? Got something to hide? Do you have toe-thumbs?
>>32029625Sounds cute and elegant
>>32029622My description is biased though. I literally wank in front of a mirror sometimes.
>>32029596Relatable, I'm a manlet but would be a radfem if I was female for sure
>>32029444M250, 6'6, 25% bodyfat by now. Greek nose but eye bags, no maxilla, fat lips, so ugly. Pale skin. No. Not at all as a matter of fact. Women show no interest in me and I have come to accept it. Better than them being scared of me.
>>32029621Yeah that'd be the ideal for me honestly
>>32029444M5'8" plus or minus an inchBroad shouldered, barrel chestedFairly straight dirty blond hair, bluish eyesHeavy dark brown body hair, except for forearms which are also blondBad farmers tanFast growing facial hair and unibrow I have to shave offFace is alright I guess. Nothing super weird, but my nose is slightly asymmetrical and I have a knot on my forehead from an hockey accident when I was little. I'm insecure about it but other people claim to not notice it even when I mention it.My parents have said I'm handsome and no one has outright said I'm ugly, but I've never been flirted with or asked out, so I'm assuming 6/10
>>32029628No, just dont feel like attentionwhoring. >>32029634based
>>32029444F. Olive skin and brown slightly wavy hair, a little longer than shoulder length. Large brown asymmetric eyes, always obscured by big glasses (picrel). Thick eyebrows. Narrow oval face. I'm around 5'3, average build with wide hips and slender top half, broad shoulders. Hip to waist ratio is 0.67.I would say I have a below average face. Slightly better body. Overall, I wouldn't say I'm particularly attractive.
>>32029640So you're fat and ugly
>>32029444Male>5'11>160lbs>pretty toned and visible muscle but no abs yet (ex fatty down from 230lbs)>not particularly attractive face but can get one online date a week if I'm willing to go out with 4s and milfs hit on me at gym occasionally>keep up with later zoomer fashion and hair trends so I guess that's a plus
>>32029444maleshort, pale, ugly
>>32029646not really but think what you want
I work for a moving company ama
>>32029652Come on just describe the exact dimensions of your labia, how hard can it be?
>>32029653How much Zenny will it cost to move my annoying sister to Japan?
>>32029639Forgot to say I'm about 160-165 lbs
I'm not patterns:>>32029501>>32029645Bottom-heavy, average height, brown-eyed, olive-skinned, wavy brown hair grills.>>32029583>>32029591Dark-haired, nerdy pretty boys.
>>32029586I didn’t describe myself well then. :(
>>32029656Dunno as we just load the stuff on a container and the shipping company handles the rest. Really expensive most likely as most international moves are paid by the employer.
>>32029662*noticing patterns
>>32029662We should set up a double date
Girl I started seeing likes to be called a slut, whore, and things like that during sex.Women that like this: what other things do you like men to say to youMen that do this: how do you not feel cringe as fuck doing it?
>>32029577>>32029593well she is a lesbian so... idk, we're both single but clearly he is going through a crisis so that tops my old growing feelings for him. I'm pretty level headed and accepted defeat basically lol. I think he wants to just be in a better position in life because we're both poor and the girl he lsays he oves is pretty well off, so she comes off a lot more dreamy because she can afford it, and she is pretty popular onlineI could never be someone on the side though, it isn't my moral code. i want to talk to him about how down he is feeling whether it's about her, or his other serious problems because he can't keep running away and trying to hurt or kill himself, and I worry if it's about this girl and why he blocked me previously and idk if he has done this to anyone elseas for rebound sex idk, he is pretty fucking hot, but I am eventually gonna look for someone long term so that timing matters because once I find someone else if it happens I don't want to play games with people and just be real
>>32029669MI like girls who like "slut" but hate "whore"
>>32029669I been with 5 girls and not a single one has told me this.
>saw a pair of teens hugging eachother on a scooter while I'm an angel wageslaveBillions must unironically die
>>32029665I'm sure you did. Especially if you've been compared to anime pretty boys. Ugly guys aren't told such things.
>>32029401>There’s a million incel posts theory crafting how to ensnare a womenPoint and laugh because they deserve the most abusive "captives".
>>320296755 women isn't much of a sample size.
>>32029411No. I want my feet on the ground.
>>32029687Mmmmmhhh feet
>>32029444fi look kind of like an asian fishing pic of ariana grande i posted here before, but with light grey-green eyes and dark brown hair. hair is naturally curly wavy but I straighten it a lot
>>32029668Great idea! Who should be set up with each other?
Men, can I have 40k to go to school online?I'm bored and I want to learn something.
>figuring out how to get a relationship is "esnaring" nowJesus wept
>>32029444F>6'8 giraffe>BMI 24>pasty white, freckles>36k>ginger, redhead>long thin neck>thin face>green eyes, eyebags, negative canthal tilt>flat stomach>proportionally narrow waist>wide hips, big/firm butt>long legs, big/firm thighs>enormous hands>enormous feet>big mouth, good dental, overbiteI'd say I'm facially attractive, my body is just ridiculous
>>32029691Doesn't really matter does it
>>32029248Oh you are that retard who keeps talking about the same shit.
>>32029679And they'd probably be thankful for it.
>have dreaded 1v1 meeting with MILFy supervisor this morning >ask if I should program the application to ignore "x" status in this instance >she tells me that we're not really "ignoring it", we're just omitting it for programming purposes so that the application works as intended >write down "ignore x for this instance" in my notes>"Anon, did you just write down "ignore" after I said not to!?">...yes.>"I am going to smack you!" *laughs*That was highlight of my day. I love her.
>>32029698Sounds hot if you're not trans
>>32029692MNo. Die.
>>32029655they hang down to my knees
>>32029672What's the difference?>>32029675I've also never done before and didn't know what to say. I want to get better at for next time I meet her
>>32029694I really feel like maybe we had a second jesus already but they died. Like caylee anthony or judith barsi.
>>32029678Well. Thanks anon. Now I’m getting flushed at work.
STOP RIGHT THERE. Do as many pushups as you can.State gender.How many pushups did you manage to do?
>>32029698Marry me. Now.
>>32029708Hot.
>>32029444M5’8”; 175 lbs; slim build with a bit of a gut.I have brown semi-curly hair that I typically wear in a man bun now that I’m growing it out again. I have what has been described as a beautiful face, but it’s gotten rather plump over the years due to excessive drinking and physical inactivity. I have thick dark eyebrows and eyes in a positive canthal tilt. They’re light brown but sometimes shine in a silvery sort of way under the right light. I have hairy legs/ass and a hairy chest, but my arms are much lighter and I don’t typically get much facial hair except for a thick mustache and goatee. I try to keep my face shaved but sometimes get lazy and let it grow out until I feel like a dirty bum. Usually try to keep my pubes trimmed, but don’t bother much unless I’m going on a date or to a party or something.I think I’m a pretty solid 7 objectively, but I like to believe I’m an 8. Most women are extremely nice to me and shower me with sweet attention.
What is some media you wish you could re-experience for the first time? Can be anything from book to movies or video games.
>>32029715MZeroBack in the army?Zero. Flunked it always but nobody gave a shit
>>32029692Go to trade school and get a good scholarship and they'll pay you to go there. I'm making like $400 a semester to learn to machine
>>32029721Oh and it's ok to name an entire series of media.
>>32029708Based. Can I come over and play jumprope?
>>32029712>Now I’m getting flushed at work.Like I said, cute!
>>32029715No, I won't.I muscles hurt just walking up and down the stairs to my apartment from hiking 6h yesterday.
>>32029721Twin Peaks
Do random people actually like receiving flowers?
>>32029698You're a BIG GIRL
>>32029715F24
>>32029721Dark SoulsTwin PeaksDanganronpa
>>32029726thats not how labias work>>32029718elite taste
>>32029444MMy face has a decent shape to it, sort of oval-ish. Forehead on the bigger side. Eyes are good but drowsy-looking. Nose is on the bigger side but also short. Mouth is much too small for my face. Chin is average. Face is overall not very symmetrical. I wear glasses. My hair is long and dark brown. Eyes are grey. Usually have trimmed facial hair.Body-wise, I'm skinny. No real muscle on me at all. 5'9" roughly. Broad shoulders. Not much hair on my torso. Hairy legs. Average-sized hands, tiny tiny feet. I've got a decent bit of loose skin after weight loss, which causes my stomach and thighs to be pretty squishy. Happy trail leading down to trimmed pubes. And obviously, most importantly, big pp.I think I'm a 5/10 overall. Not super attractive but not super unattractive either. Just kinda average. But also unique, haven't really seen people that look like me.
Australian anonsIs the country worth relocating to? Autistic Finnish guy here with a degree and 3 years of experience in field that's in a skilled workers list. The shit weather is just killing me, man. I just want go to a work, surf and shotgun beers with bros after.
>>32029739MeeeeeeeTÖIHINJa ala PANOMIEHEKSI
>>32029721Dark Souls The whole world seemed to be going straight to shit up until that game came out.
>>32029721Resident Evil because those games kind of stop being fun when you know them inside-out and get really good at them, the tension and scariness is gone
>>32029730>>32029734
>>32029739>Autistic Finnish guyWill you ever forgive the Koreans for what they did during the Finno-Korean Hyper-war?
>>32029736>that’s not how labias work Don’t worry, I’m a doctor.
>>32029721M. VTMB. Hannibal.
>>32029739Keep your PERRKELE ass out of that monster-infested VITTU country.
>>32029740Nta. Is that Finnish? What a funny language.
>>32029734Thanks for the recs bro, I've never watched or played any of those yet
>>32029444F>Describe what you look like and if you think you are attractive. I want to know what kind of boys and girls I'm talking to5'8, Blonde, blue eyes, pale white, 44-40-52. I know I'm attractive because I get hit on even on grindr. I humble myself by admitting I'm fat, and my standards are actually pretty low outside of what I find attractive. But I've been bitten for feeding males, a lot. I really want to go gay instead of abusing myself on men.
>>32029444M.I was a model, that should tell you everything. Blond and blue eyed. 6 feet, lean. Things people have said to me>perfect Cupid’s bow >amazing eyebrows>chad jaw and cheekbones >very vascular hands>big dickIdk, describing myself is dumb. I know I’m hot but who cares.
>>32029743I should fucking rewatch this shit but it's so fucking hard to get your hands on, it is only available on the most random ass fucking streaming service here in the Netherlands and the old illegal streaming sites got taken down or went to shit
>>32029704I'm not i'm just a genetically enormous normal girl everyone in my family is tall>>32029716It's so weird on the internet people like me IRL I'm like a circus animal>>32029732HUGE I eat a lot too puberty was generous
>>32029747i do not trust your knowledge about the female body very much to be honest
>>32029758>I get hit on even on grindrEveryone else does too
>>32029755Extremely, we have a billion different quadruple meanings for words
>>32029721Homestar runner
>>32029715M, 37
>>32029759tf is a former model doing here
>>32029774>believing the LARP
>>32029774Shitposting. >>32029777Cope.
>>32029762Need your BIG HANDS on my FACE
How do I cope having a chud/incel chin and not being able to grow a beard?
>>32029765The men are supposed to be gay there...
>>32029761I have it on BR.Just torrent them like any sane person?But anyway, like two months ago I felt the same about rewatching, but didn't want to spend all those hours, so I just watched a ranking of all the episodes on YT and that was sufficient:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ijFWxg92QU
>>32029762I think it's because on the internet men don't hide how fucking thirsty they are for "weird" stuff and irl you have to deal with mean girl bullshit from other women
>>32029444M, I have a dadbod (some muscle with a bit of gut), despite not being a dad. I have short dark brown hair and blue eyes and wear glasses. I've been compared to Tobey Maguire, though I'm not as handsome
>>32029721F. Outer Wilds.
>>32029762Would you date a guy literally a foot shorter than you lol. I can be your manlet king
>>32029787Tom from succession?
>>32029781Mewing. At worst, it does nothing. At best, it fixes your chud chin. What do you have to lose?
>>32029782You didn't spot any """straight""" profiles that just happened to want suck cock and get fucked by cocks?
>>32029781personalitymaxx or become androgynous
>>32029629Don’t worry I’m ugly and unappealing
>>32029789You are correct, I want to remove my vote for Danganronpa and add this.Outer Wilds is a masterpiece and I loved the DLC too.
>>32029798What a shame. At least you have cute boobs
>>32029793NtaMewingDoesNotGrowBone
>>32029758>, 44-40-52.Jesus. And you still get hit on? Is your face very pretty or something?
>>32029796Lol no.
>>32029638I could be your everything
>>32029780>>32029791curious how tall you are I'm about 3 centimeters taller than this image>>32029785I actually didn't have many bullies growing up. God that reminds I've gotten some weird DMs people either roast me or they're really intense
>>32029803Yeah, my parents were department store models.
>>32029800I've been saving the DLC for when I have a long stretch of uninterrupted time. The main game is very nostalgic for me. I'm also slightly worried it'll be too scary for me!
>>32029801Thangs
Why am I still here, I've been harrassing women non-stop in this thread since it was created like four hours ago. I can't believe I'm this pathetic
>>32029813And they let you to get fat?
>>32029818LMAO
>>32029818Well, it's clear her being fat isn't doing her any harm! It's only ugly women who need to stay fit, otherwise it's game over for us.
>>32029812post legs post legs post legs post legs
>>32029145Something to keep in the back of your head is that what guys value greatly amongst other things is respect. Both genders do, just guys more than girls. Don't disrespect me [or the things i care about], assure to me i'm valuable, trust what I have to say, do what I fucking say, don't touch my car unless I say so, you think you can fight me? Stupid shit like that.>who's in chargeWho's got the respect and is there a benefit to me? Getting respect means people need to know about you, what good parts make you great, and why anyone should want to be around you. Winning athletes, successful musicians, guys who got the money, guys with drugs - these guys are respected because they're better in some way, and there's a chance that by "putting them in charge", you'll reap the benefits.The popular person has a lot of friends, so being friends with them will get you more friends.The confident person knows what they're doing, and they'll guide you to success too.Earning the respect of coolest person will make you cool too (to urself and others).To the leader I give the utmost respect, and will trust his vision and follow him in battle.Everyone wants the people they like to like them back. Every guy wants the respect of people they respect. Letting people "who've earned it" be "in charge" is a simple way to do this.I once met a group of frat guys who I mostly liked. It seemed to me that one guy was "the leader", and guys spoke to him in a most fond way. I try and treat people the same when I meet them, and I could never find any real reason to put him as MY leader, cause all he seemed to me was he has some charisma. Like nothing wrong with him, nice guy imo. But how the other guys acted, idk.So, it's all just respect and how much can I get from being your friend/letting u "in charge".
>>32029817If it makes you feel any better, I (F) regularly spend hours in these threads, too.
>>32029814There is an option to "tone down the scary" and I enabled it too. It absolutely does not take away any of the experience, but just change one animation.I hope you haven't been spoiled by /v/ yet, because it's an absolutely phenomenal experience.
>>32029822Seconding this. We're gonna need to see feet as well
>>32029727:’(You’re too nice.
>>32029762>IRL I'm like a circus animalI have never met a woman over 6'5 so just come to where I am I guess I can change that.
>>32029826Why do you do it?
>>32029810What would we do together
>>32029831Boredom, I guess.
>>32029721Wayward Pines
>>32029829No, I'm not. You're just too hard on yourself.
>>32029822>>32029830I'm not posting myself on this website sorry.
>>32029817>I can't believe I'm this patheticIf it makes you feel better, I believe you can be pathetic.
>>32029833Same, and it's a way to cope with intense loneliness.Also I enjoy bullying women >:)
>>32029818>toHi eslJump rope, brownie.
>>32029839Didn't ask you to post yourself dummy.
>>32029839Nobody is gonna dox you, break into your house and kill you if you post a leg. You're not gonna get recognised by your employer and your parents and you won't get fired and disowned.
>>32029845I'm sure you never make any typos.
>>32029290I never really thought about this. I'd suck if anal were off the table, so I suppose her fetishing it is better than her hating it. Similar with medium-low physical stuff like slapping or choking, in that I'd rather it be on the table than off.I do fetish eating girls out, so it'd be cool if she fetished sucking cock and then we could both enjoy each other in a maximum way.Im more open than not for most monogamous fetishes a girl might. So i dont care too much I guess, but only vanilla would suck
>>32029839Hands maybe?I am curious how they look on a tall lady like you.
>>32029333what are the fucked up ones? Just list em
>>32029812My eyes at your collarbone
>>32029290FUniforms. Both on me and on him.
>>32029294>FindomFinnish domination?
>>32029852Thank you for confirming your identity~
>>32029758>But I've been bitten for feeding males,Translating from women:I have ridden so much Chad cock I'm jaded
>>32029854God us men are so fucking pathetic. Yes I'm posting this unironically, as a man
>>32029098it takes energy to react, so just don't waste energy
>>32029301>her head shaved.Wtf. Why is this a fetish for anyone?
State genderPlease kill me in the most painful and messy way possible
>>32029864I'm a woman and even I'm curious by this 6'8 person. Even a man that height would make me double-take in real life.
>>32029856Such a woman would truly be a behemoth.Slaying this pussy would require Guts’ sword.
>>32029848sorry i grouped you with the other guy>>32029850>>32029854pic rel is my height, I'm just a heavier version of this with bigger boobs.>>32029856Yeah! If I held your head it would be like if you held a canteloupe
>>32029399sure for give and takeim not a pretty sleeper tho so i dont think she'd like giving :(
>>32029869Oh I thought you are a horny simp like me.
>>32029864Nah, I'm good.>>32029872>pic rel is my height, I'm just a heavier version of this with bigger boobs.I'm not short myself, I was asking about hands, because I am curious about those.
>>32029863Chrischan, good luck with your new home away from here.Chad won't be there either so he'll be cucking your freedom indefinitely.
>>32029868FI don't want to kill you.
>>32029877pussy
>>32029446if you're with someone who likes to watch movies, would you watch it with em, or do you just dislike movies
Don't settle, you deserve the best? You deserve the best?
>>32029872This is so fucking hot jesus christ.
>>32029810You better be correcting me whenever I let up my misogyny
women, I'm not a virgin but I haven't had sex in a pretty long time. I know the next time I do I'm going to cum like instantly upon penetration. What's the best way I can handle this the next time I do ever date a girl assuming that I do.
>>32029797I'm too old
>>32029299I had someone joke about a blogpost I made being a thinly veiled ENTJ shitpost and didn't even realize that was a poster here until I came back a couple threads afterwards. I thought it was just a personality test joke. kek
>>32029449im not white so my words won't be that effectiveWith that said, mixed girls are very attractive, you really shouldn't worry about it. Lots of white dudes I know date asian girls.
>>32029872How much do you weigh? Like 300 lbs?
>>32029883If you kegel hard enough you can suppress ejaculation
>>32029536>My goal is to be slightly underweightWhy?
>>32029499weed, alcohol, sleep
>>32029880Maybe I just deserve to die.right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness are a joke.Our systems are set up as a cruel joke.
>>32029449I am a white guy and go crazy for mixed girls. So they exist, just find them
>>32029579>Men, thoughts on girls who like to bake?Sounds awesome. I'll taste test everything :)
>>32029872>cantaloupe Is that a good or bad thing Also would you even fit in my car, I might have to tie you to the roof to go anywhere.
[both genders] I just signed up for piano lessons, and they begin next week. I'm not used to socializing, and when I do interact with people, my brain turns to mush and I act all retarded n stuff. What are some things I absolutely should practice before I start lessons with my new teacher? One thing I'm already lamenting over is my gimp back, and my feet are all wonky and I can't set them down straight. I have posture worse than a paraplegic neanderthal. Also, even though I'm a beginner, what are some things I should already know beforehand?
State genderAssume you face a major life decision, a fork in the road. You have two choices, both very appealing but mutually exclusive. Speaking purely abstractly, how do you choose between them?
>>32029596>F>I would be bitter and become evil too if I was a manletAppreciate your understanding. I'm trying to work on the evil part though.
>>32029579It is the IDEAL.
Are you a brocon/siscon
>>32029879I'd watch them. I don't dislike movies as a concept, although I do dislike most of the stuff coming out right now. When I watch a movie, it's usually one that is from the 60's or before. I feel that the main purpose of movies should be to be visually appealing, and modern movies are ugly.
>>32029579Good people
>>32029903M. Cost/benefit analysis appropriate to the situation.
How different is the feeling between cumming from your clit vs vagina (inside) vs anal? >>32029521To men, how different is prostate from dick orgasms?
>>32029889NTA. Isn't that bad for guys?
How do you deal with missing out on teenage love and love in general? I feel like a drone, made to slave and have responsibilities while others have fun
>>32029553If you were using a buttplug, is it easier to get off from piv?
>>32029909I have a sister so the concept is repulsive to me.
>>32029920He asked for a solution and I provided one?
>>32029449>I'm mixed but like white guys who kind of look like they could be mixed with what I have in a stupid way?You're saying you're a hapa that's attracted to other hapas and quapas?
>>32029913>it's usually one that is from the 60's or before.Oh you are just a hipster egirl.
>>32029890I think women look best when slightly underweight. Picrel is another good example.
>>32029875wrist to middle finger is 24 cm>>32029888221 pounds>>32029881I'm glad you are enjoying this it's actually quite embarassing>>32029901canteloupe always look kind of small when i see people hold themThe passenger seat usually goes all the way back. I'd have to get in first unless you don't mind my head in your lap.
>>32029579If you don't let me bake with you, that'd be a dealbreaker
>>32029909I don’t have a sister so it is very appealing to me
>>32029468>F. Giving buttstuff. Ideally as often as I'd like to receive it.But I'm really afraid of increasing a woman's risk of developing anal cancer?
>>32029922Sour grapes.All that porn and videogames was probably better for you in the long run, I mean, did you really want to ruin your liver drinking with friends? I bet it wasn't even that fun.
>>32029669If it's what she likes and it's harmless, why care? Of course I'd do it
>>32029692>school onlinejust download textbooks and read em. Thats what i do
>>32029669MFeeling of horny outweighs the cringe. If she likes it who am I to judge.
>the constant red exclamation marks after posting a lotIs that how normalfags feel when they get a ton of social media notifications?
>>32029929Why is appearance more important than health to you?
>>32029758what are these numbers?
>>32029924I've not tried that before. I've had a guy in my ass, with a vibrating dildo in my vagina and a hitachi wand on my clitoris, and came within 30 seconds of him thrusting in my ass. That's uncharacteristic, but could just be down to the combined vibration. I've never used a buttplug before.
>>32029889>tfw can't practice kegels because I have a benign perianal hernia that could RIPPEN me a new asshole if agitated :(
>>32029832Hang out. whatever you want. Go to the grocery store
>>32029889>tfw i don't even know wtf a kegel is so I can't even so it
>>32029950This sounds fantastic, ngl. How to ask my guy to do this?
>>32029956Are you male?
>>32029894The right to be born for no purpose, the privilege to carry defective genes and to be the defective gender, to slave away your whole life in a free world, the right to pursue goals that will be long gone by the time you can get there. Saddled with debt, barred from having a place to return to, denied the chance to form a family, excluded from retirement.
>>32029947Nta but Bust-Waist-Hips. Just for reference, her waist is larger than my hips.
>>32029882I will
>everyone left to jerk off to tall girl
>>32029936It'll either be your dick or my buttplug, you're not increasing any risks.
>>32029872soo, are you taken yet?
>>32029961Yes. I thought it was those weight things with handles but I don't think I'm thinking of the right thing
That shitty american food and lifestyle are anything but healthy, miss 25.9 BMI.
>>32029967I'm still here.
>>32029971Yeah, im taken for granted
>>32029867It's exotic and also kind of humilliating and degrading. When it's done on a woman with the right face and head it looks extremely beautiful, there is nothing distracting from her beauty anymore and there's lots of details you normally don't get to see like the back of the neck and the ears and the skull shape. And it just feels good to take something so significant and personal away, the idea gives me a rush of power. Like she belongs to me after I've shaved her.I honestly think it comes from some kind of childhood trauma and it's a control thing, most of my fetishes have to do with that
>>32029931>it's actually quite embarassingDo you like that?
>>32029960what guy would say no?
>>32029967It's definitely a larp sadly. It is known that many atogan males have a giantess fetish so even if it is a girl (unlikely) she's just posting for attention from horny losers.
>>32029976Looks like shit
>>32029953What are your hobbies? Else I would just do a clay date
>>32029951Brutal, I’m sorry to hear that>>32029956It’s okay
Would it be weird to have my GF touch herself while I kiss her and play with her nips? She doesn't know how to schlick
>>32029903MI don't choose the option my mom would want me to pick (yes that is actually how my brain is wired)
>>32029972You know the muscle you can flex to stop peeing midstream? Flexing that muscle is a kegal. It's part of the prostate.
>>32029837I guess you’re right. I just don’t know any better though… I hate when photos get taken of me because I figure I’ll just be made fun of.
>>32029991Sounds painful
>>32029993What?
>>32029994Stopping yourself from ejaculating sounds painful, as is stopping yourself from peeing.
>>32029993Nta but you should practice for your own health
>>32029967Did I miss some pics?
>>32029971No, not yet, but I honestly haven't tried looking for anyone. I can't imagine what that would be like for them. Internet is different because guys are more fetishy, it's different in real life like I wouldn't want to embarrass myself or him.>>32029977No, I've lost a lot of weight but it's still kind of embarrassing to talk about my weight and stuff like that.
>>32029991>>32029889Kegels aren't the best to prevent cumming, you gotta do reverse kegels. These are a bit harder to do. Doing kegels gives you better control of dick hardness though. You can move your dick up and down by doing them
>>32029999No. Sadly she's too tall to have her photo taken indoors without an ultra wide angle lens.
>>32029995NTA but you just press down on the underside of the penis and nothing will come out.
>>32029998Didn't another anon itt just say it is unhealthy?
>>32030005NTAWhat the hell is a reverse kegel
>>32029698How did you not end up in the WNBA?
>>32030000what was your heaviest size?
>>32030010Stopping the ejaculation is. Just doing them without that part though is good for your boner though.
>>32029982It looks goofy on most women sadly but some can pull it off
>>32029698I would marry you
>>32029979I want to believe
>tfw 6'3 king of manlets>Tfw no 6'8 queen gfJfmsuCaptcha: 0mgmyh
>>32029995You prevent ejaculation from starting in the first place. It's not painful>>32030011Relaxing the pelvic floor muscles rather than tightening themhttps://www.risingmaster.com/reverse-kegels/>>32030015No, holding back an ejaculation that is happening is. As long as it doesn't start it's fine. It ends up going backward into the bladder if you block it off(retrograde ejaculation)
>>32030022>6’3” king of manletsThat’s just insulting
>>32030012I didn't play basketball, I played volleyball>>32030013341 lbs>>32030019aw thank you
>>32030025nta but the dateable range is converged around 6'2 now and even the black girls can confirm having upgraded the filter up from 6
>>32029988>She doesn't know how to schlickShe should learn to do it herself before you distract her by kissing/nipple play.
>>32029993It can be painful if the muscles are weak or you're doing it mid pee
>>32030027>I played volleyballYou grew 5 inches?
>>32030000>embarrass myself:(>or himit'd be dumb if a shorter guy chose to date you and got angry, as dumb as getting mad during a shower cause you're wet. If a short guy wants to be with you, he doesn't care.t short guy
MenWould you date a slutty cosplayer?
>>32030031>even the black girlsntaAre you really even considering them in the first place?
>>32029976>>32030016Looks based. Lets hunt down the tall girl and shave her bald
>>32030031You can't be a manlet if you meet or even approach the filter faggotYou will never be a real manlet
>>32030043long as she aint sleeping with other guys why not?
>>32030043No, I don't date mentally ill women.
>>32029583Body type?
>>32030043Yeah. I find it hot because other people get horny but I would have her for myself in the end
>>32030043Yeah sure, as long as I get cosplay sex.
>>32030043Only if you're slutty for me
>>32030043No
>>32030043Cosplayers are cheaters. Conventions are debauchery. Instagram is prostitution.
>>32030036Close, I was 6'1 when I played, and 6'4 when I stopped playing.>>32030041I just thought guys bully eachother for things like that.
>>32030045yes but I'm surrounded by stereotypical white guys with blonde hair and gym bodies so it doesn't matter
>>32030027>341 lbsjesus christ
>>32030051Uhh… I’m not super fit. Kinda lean. 5’11”, 170 lbs. I’m totally cutting out soda now so that should help me there. I still wear clothes from high school though.
>>32030067Shes a big girl
>>32029758>But I've been bitten for feeding males, a lot. I really want to go gay instead of abusing myself on men.Many such cases!Thanks for being encouraging to us manlets though. I've felt more confident because of it.
>>32030027This post made me realize it's a larp. And like yeah we all knew it was by some horny guy or girl, but god I hate it when people just pull shit out of their ass.
pucci
>>32030043>Would you date a perfection Gee
>>32030060How old are you?
>>32029919I only ever actually orgasm from clit stuff, adding piv or anal just adds to it. I couldn't get off to them alone.
>>32030043Slutty as in wears a bikini and ears and calls it a cosplay or slutty as in blows four guys in a row at an after party?
>>32029964Nta, but her hips are much larger than your supposed hips too. Probably more fertile too.
>>32030027I had a crush at girl from my gym who was my height (6'3)Its a rare sight to see a girl this tall, not to mention 200+ cm tall girlNetherlands
>>32030074Yeah, I'm calling cap on the 6'8 bitch, too. It's probably that anon who spammed his small man big female fetish. A 6'8 female would be a microceleb.
>>32029967I am going to have a steak and some broccoli while playing helldivers 2, and I'm female.Men, I bruised myself on accident while mowing my lawn. Will you come kiss it, medium shirt white non balding anon? Even the one from ohio?
>>32030083The first one.
>men, would you date a *TYPE everyone wants to date*???Why is atoga like this? Everyone wants to date a cosplayer
>>32029984I love clay I love arts and crafts
>>32030093One from Ohio here. LolDepends how silly the accident was.
>>32030095I don't
>>32030094Are you selling pics? What's the deal?
>>32030094Yeah that’s fine and posting it online would drive me horny mostly
>>32030091Not exactly.341 lbs is straight up obese on any 6'8 person man or woman. It is anything but a healthy weight but she or he must have said it because they thought that is what a "thick" 6'8 woman must weigh but it isn't.The moment she said that I just said "And just like that it's ruined."It reminds me of times when I'd be in ERp with a girl and obviously I know she's just dirty talking fake scenarios for us but then she says "Yeah I took a 3 foot cock once."In a moment the magic is gone. Blatant larp.
>>32030031>retarded teens on 4chan now think being 6’2 is being a manlet Jesus Christ kek Being 90 IQ must really be suffering.
Men If the bus doesn’t come can you come pick me up?
>>32030107No
>>32030094Then yeah.
Being desired by a man you like feels like crack. Why don’t more men understand this
>>32030096Ah nice, I am right now doing a pottery course. Pretty fun. Beyond that I like movies and music a lot and do some photography. Could do duo photography sessions too as date
>>32030043If she's the /soc/ nudeposting kind that gathers simps and paypigs in Discords that she then deletes and recreates, no.
>>32030111From my perspective it seems like women hate men.
>>32030113People do this?!
>>32030111Because you only like black NBA players.
>>32030107you're having sex with a bus?!
>>32030111Women literally cannot relate because the average man is in a different category of attraction than the average woman
>>32030111Being desired by a woman is like the gates of heaven opened themselves for yourself, and women understand this and still refuse to do anything about it
>>32030108Please >>32030120Not yet because it didn’t show up
>>32030118You clearly haven't been on /soc/ or seen their female superstars come and go.
Redpill me on applepicking dates, what exactly do you do?
>>32030125No
>>32030127Pick overpriced apples
>>32030130Why
I feel like shit anons, how should I cheer up?
>>32030133Because I hate women
>>32030112That sounds really fun… I’ve always wanted to do pottery but I could never afford the classes, how much are yours?
>>32030134Get completely plastered and watch random shit on TV
>>32030127>>32030131This but also buy overpriced apple based products like cider.
>>32030135But I love you
>>32030138150€. Expensive but it‘s the only one I found and seems okay for an intro course
MenState ageDo you drive? Do you just have your license or do you have a vehicle as well?
>>32030142No you don't
>>32030127You make your gf happy by doing something cute and something she can brag about to her friends, even if it's overpriced
>>3203015030. I live in suburban America. I have to drive and own a car.
>>3203015030Yes, most weeks I drive at least 100 miles.
>>32030152Yes I do
>>32030081I'm 34.>>32030074>fat women don't exist>okay they do exist but they don't lose weightYou guys are so toxic. Yeah I was fat before. I got really fat. but I lost weight. No it wasn't magical nikocado weight loss it was several years of dieting and exercise. I could literally post the before and after but I'm not going to validate bitter people.>>32030088I've only ever seen professional athletes my height.
>>32030043>Would you date a slutty cosplayer?Only if she cosplayed as her for me
>>32030160You don't know anything about me, and also women hate men
>>32030163I know everything about you. I wish I hated men my life would be easier
>be me>42 year old>if my 37 year old little brother forgets to thank someone for something, I always tell him he needs to go say thank you>he gets mad at me yesterday and says to stop that because it's condescending to do that to a grown manWho was in the wrong
>>32029290M>What would be the fetish you would like most for your partner to haveswitchrough playbreedingme licking every inch of her body
>>32030167Hating women has made my life easier, which is why I keep doing it.Also, stop lying. You know nothing about me.
>>32029290MI just want her to be attracted to meC'mon Grope meGive me hickeysMake me feel like I'm more than just a wallet
>>3203015030I can drive. I don’t exactly have a family so it was a pain to learn. No license or car.
>>32030163Women hate other women more than they hate men
>>32030147The ones in my city go for $400!!! I hope you’re having fun I’m jealous
>>32030182I know what I need to know and I know I love you
>>32029698>>32029762As a guy only really into tall girls, I'd say its more a combo of >You're intimidating>Its assumed you're already taken (after all, literal super models tend to be tall)Only foot fags will really note foot size, hand size fetishizing is more of a woman thing>Freckles>Red hair>Eye bags (only in women; its a femine trait)Are both popular features; overbite is also fine, underbite is the bad one>Green eyesLiterally the most statistically attractive eyes you can realisitcally get without being < 1% of the population (ie less than 1 in a million)Wide hips/thin waist is well known as the idealAs are long legsYou didn't even mention your tits but however those are, they'll be fine too; very few aren'tWhat you basically said is you have combination of multiple rare to extremely rare and ideal features against shit no one actually cares aboutAdd this to your height and very few people are actually going to approach you because chances are you're out of their league or married
any virgin mommy gfs who would tell their bf to eat healthy and go to sleep at the right time? :3
>>32030150M29YesJust license. Technically I own a car but no one has driven it in nearly 10 years. Just transferred to my name so I could get insurance.
>>32029290My peanus weanus of course :)jkgiving blowjobs if imma be selfish
>>32030141>>32030131>>32030155I thought the meta was horsing around in apple fields. Carrying on my shoulders so she can pick good ones, handholding under apples trees, kissing in the apple fields, etc
>>32030199Sure
>>32029698as a counterbalance I personally would not find you attractive but it would be mutual so all is well
>>32030199Not a virgin but I had a bf I had that kind of relationship with once. I'd tell him when to sleep, what to eat, when to eat, what to wear, even what to buy me for my own birthday. Anything he did had to go through me. He was kind of stupid but very good at doing what he's told and hard working. Unfortunately his mother hated me.
>>32029446No, I watch movies less than that. Movies are a time sink.
>>32029444M6'2Long blond hair, down to my chestMostly green hazel eyes205Strong/athletic. I can 1/2/3/4
Guys, what is the deal that guys have with cat ears? I cannot understand it.
>>3203015033I have a license and a car. Not having these and relying on public transport would be severely limiting.
>>32030111Because women don't like me.
PU-Z
>>32030161What country are you from
>>32030188Jeez, yeah that sucks! Would put me off for sure because that’s too much money. Also you‘re American seemingly, rip
>>3203015034, yeah of course I have a license and a car, I'm an adult.
>>32030111Why would I care to understand this? What relevance is it to me that you're a crackhead
>>32030203>apple fieldsWhat country are you from?
>>32030168bump
>>32030168you
>>32030223The cat ears thing began with the Japanese. You should ask them.
>>32030233Yes but that’s okay I can come to you
>>32030243Sure, but lots of guys everywhere love them now, so they should also have an idea why they like them.
>>32030242why
>>32030251they probably think easy chicks like them but I am not a zoomer so I have not seen this personally
Femanons, if your bf was to die, how long before you'd start dating again?
>>32030168Ur just being brothers
>>32030107Why wouldn’t the bus come?
>>32030253because it is condescending and unmannerly to police somebody's manners
>>32030223>>32030251I feel like it's cheap xenophilia. You can imagine them as different without actually having to date someone different.Sorta like anime monster girls.
>>32030223Combining cute with cute = double cute
>>32030250Oh in that case everything is fine : ) What art do you enjoy? I just like art galleries so can mostly discuss that kind of stuff
>>32030256Never. No man could live up to him anyways desu
>>32030264So you're saying adding a cat to a girl makes you want to fuck her more... implying you want to fuck cats at least a little bit?
>>32030261Nta but I've seen a bus that caught fire on the highway. Pretty sure it didn't show up to where it was going.
>>32030270it's more like the lame goth slut motif
>>32030256I’d kill myself
Am I allowed to call the doctor and ask how much the visit will cost with my insurance before I show up? I’m not sure and my insurance isn’t clear about it
>>32030270I have no interest in cats, it's just the notion of cuteness, like oh look that girl has big fluffy ears that's pretty cute and she's cute too so that makes it double cute
>>32030278That's the case with my dental insurance at least. You just have to provide or have insurance info on file with the doctor
>>32030278>Am I allowed to ask the price before buying?The jews really did a number on you guys huh?
>>32030256Like less than a day, I'm going to dump him anyways
>>32030278What is the visit for?
>>3203015033 Been driving since I got my license at 16. you literally cannot function where I’m from without a motor vehicle in your possession.
>>32030275WutMan how did that talk go?
>>32030232I'm from balkan peninsula. I was born in croatia, but my parents are from bosnia and montenegro.
Women, if futanari were real, would you pursue one?
>>32030281Ok yea I can do that>>32030282I’m am por >>32030286Gynecologist
>>3203015032, no.In the middle of getting one. Not really a given for people to have one here like it seems to be in america
>>32030265I also like galleries I like neoclassical and early baroque stuff
>>32030271Hardly seems like something a person should be concerned about actually happening. You got to see something truly special that day, anon. Buses aren’t designed to catch fire on a regular basis.
pu C
If cuntboys were real, would you pursue one?
>stopped drinking when I told myself to stop, even though I could have gone for moreI'm always glad afterwards, even if in the moment I want to have justonemoreglass
What should I drink tomorrow?
So I got a girls number...and in leaving for japan in 3 weeks but I wanted to go on a date before I left. So I was thinking if waiting til next week to text her and asking her out a week later to a resturant...is that an appropriate amount of time? Also I'm not sure what type of place i should take her there is a gyu-kaku near Me that I really like but I heard all you can eat places arnt good for first dates...is that true or should I go for a more traditional place?
>>32030305I like modernist art the most. Vorticist Room, Fall of Anarchy by JMW Turner, Merry-Go-Round and In the Hold are some of my favourites. I like Dutch-German Renaissance a lot too, they have the prettiest depictions of Christianity
>>32030298>GynecologistOh it's you. What's confusing about the policy? The short answer is probably not. They can tell you your copay, but can't predict any additional tests they may run so you won't know the total.
Americans have to pay even for shit like gyno you literally need to function right?
>>32030316That’s the basis of the Sinclair Method, except you no longer enjoy the high from drinking so each time you decide you’ve had enough, it progressively builds up until you no longer crave drinking at all. I’m gonna start up on that in October.
>>32030310The point is that it can happen. Being struck by lightning is rare, but that hasn't helped anyone struck by lightning.
>>32030331>Oh it’s you Wow don’t act so excited…lol Aw fuck this sucks. I’ll call anyway see if I can get an answer>>32030334Last time I went it was free but my insurance changed
>>32030043>>32030113I have the exact opposite view of that other anon and want a manipulative gf
Chestlets, your time has come
>>32030335Never heard of that, I wonder how well that works for an alcoholic when he or she decides to just not take it.It's probably not for somebody who is an alcoholic on the level of drinking every other day just to get out of bed?
>>32030043>>32030054This.I'd even take up cosplay myself so we'd have something to do together.
Menwould you date a girl that was *obsessed* with horses?
>>3203015026Had a car, no longer have it. Still have my active license.
>>32030348What happened to it
>>32030347I would date a woman who was a serial murderer of her partners as long as she pretended to be nice to me sometimes before the murder and wasn't overweight.
>>32030347Just to ride or to "ride"?
>>32030334You also pay, you just pay the government. We pay the government, the insurance company, and (sometimes) the healthcare provider, so we're still getting jewed bigly.
Darkness crept back into the forest of the world. Rumor grew of a shadow in the east, whispers of a nameless fear, and the incel perceived its time had now come.
>>32030347Are you a horse girl?
>>32030213>He was kind of stupid but very good at doing what he's told and hard workingSo it’s possible for us to make it…God I have seen what you’ve done for others
>>32030351ew the former>>32030354yes
>>32030362>ew the formerNTA, what a boring reaction.
>>32030223It pays dividends. It doesn’t just pay salaries, it pays you other people salaries.
>>32030362Do you have sheath cleaning experience?
>>32030347I love anime and I'm obsessed with my dogs so it depends if it's just horses or not.
you guys are turning into the girls here just perpetually judgemental and rejection-prone
>Describe how you look>Everyone describes themselves as 10/10 demigods>Describe how smart you's're'am're do be>Everyone has 250 iq>Describe how rich u am>Everyone is a millionairedamn I didn't know /adv/ attracted such utter chads
>>32030315>>32030297They are real, we just call them trans
>>32030338>Aw fuck this sucks. I’ll call anyway see if I can get an answerMy guess is that if you show up and say >my vagina spends 8 hours a day exposed to public pool water and now it's irritatedI can't imagine the diagnostic process will take very long. She may even have suggestions for how to mitigate the issue enough that you can keep your job if you have to.
>>32030366What...?
>>32030371yeah it's crazy
>>32030275Kek! What this anon said >>32030288Bit of a whitepill 2bh
>>32030347I fundamentally don’t trust horse girls. They will love that horse more than they will me.
>>32030347Cautiously.
>>32030349Sold it and moved because my family said I wouldn’t need it. That was a lie.
>>32030378I think his reply was at least as well thought out as your question.
>>32030376Maybe but I really want to quit. The rest of my body is irritated too and I can deal with that myself but I’m worried about my coochie But I also don’t want to go broke at the doctor. Hm
>>32030097It was, I punched my theigh on accident while starting it.
>>32030378I will not explain. Ifykyk
>>32030150M37Of course I have a car.I also like to rent cars when I'm on holiday somewhere to go on roadtrips.
>>32030371people posting fantasies aside I'm not going to go into great detail about what a goblin I am so a bit self selecting
>>32030379Man her face is like a fucking arrowhead, weird
>>32030399
>>32030390Okay that’s silly enough. I’ll be right over. We keep bumping into each other anyways so…
>>32030371All that's happening is people are maybe one of those things, and when it comes up they brag and if they aren't they stay quiet.For example:I'm a disfigured freak and I disgust myself. I won't allow myself to ever date because I become physically ill at the idea of sex involving me. I'm feeling sick now just thinking about it.I'm mid IQ. I know a lot, and a couple of "smart" things, but I'm not witty and socially retarded. I might score *kinda* high on formal IQ tests, but I'm not that smart, and frankly I'm a slow learner.BUT, I have a couple hundred grand in the bank (though mostly because I'm supposed to buy a house but can't because I'm in Canada and I don't have 500k+ down or make 300k/year so I'm disqualified from living here).Generally I would only bring up that last point if it were relevant. I imagine that's what most people do.
How would you react if your friend was jerking off to ai nudes of you?How would you react if your friend was jerking off to ai nudes of your girlfriend?
>>32030403I don't even give a shit about the surgery. Not my thing, but whatever. However who the fuck thought that display wasn't weird as fuck when thinking it up?
>>32030347I have a somewhat superficial interest in them due to being interested in medieval arms and armour, where they obviously played a big part.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpiBoYjg_5Q&t=312s
>>32030412Most sane medical professional.
>>32030389If you don't mind me asking, when you look at job listings, what do you find?
>>32030412The creator of the tower.https://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-01-24/plastic-surgeon-faces-fine-for-jawbone-towers/5216220
>>32030417Yeah, fair point.
>>32030406Hehe, yay, man kisses~
>>32030415Nta but I like horses in armor and their role in combat. I think their neat when they’re all dressed up and I like the tactics people came up with to terrorize and traumatize those horses.
>>32030093Did you suggest for me to make steak and broccoli yesterday?
>>32030423Wait I only have one questionDo you like yard work? Because I like yard work and I’ll steal it all away if I can
>>32030093Invite meeee
my gf left a jacket at my place and I've been sniffing it all week because I like her smell, should I tell her?
menstate ethnicitywould you date and procreate with a latina?women,state ethnicitywould you date and procreate with a latino?do you feel threatened by latinas?
>>32030418I apply to everything and anything indiscriminately
>>32030433I would make love to this latina until my dick shrivels up and dries off of my body
>>32030433M, whiteYeah, Latina chicks are based.
>>32030433MScandinavian My biggest fantasy is to have a family with an Latinx girl
>>32030419>the surgeon getting fined for his horrific ed gein tier displayPicrel>3,000,000 million won fine (3,000 usd)They really be playing with Monopoly money there huh.
What do chestlets dream about?
>>32030424>I like the tactics people came up with to terrorize and traumatize those horsesIt seems a bit mean to describe it that way. At the end of the day, people were struggling for survival and it's not like they were kind to the riders either.
>>32030447I have no dreams. I've given up on them long ago. I could have dreams if I could afford to get implants. I have no idea how random 19yo girls with like 3 OF subs can get boobjobs.
>>32030433M. W. In theory yes, in practice I generally don't find Hispanics attractive.
>>32030425>broccoliAvoid it. Avoid all bitter foods because these can make your cum taste bitter
>>32030424>>32030454>it's not like they were kind to the riders either.Or the riders to them - for that matter.
>>32030454Love ancient treatises. Just like>Stab the other man directly in the face while you avoid him stabbing you
>>32030433Latinas are succubi and they could drain me dry
>>32030436Not what I asked. What, specifically, are you applying to?
It's so unfair there are like +1b mixed people or Latinas whatever and I CAN'T FIND THE ONE I hate being white in a homogeneous white counter, I wish I had been born into a favela
Femanons, babies?
>>32030464You can just move to a favela, anon.
>>32030433MWhiteYes
>>32030433MFilipinoYeah we can bond over our mutual domestication by the Spaniards
>>32030430Not really. I had neglected it a bit too much and had to fight it clogging up in there because it keeps fucking raining and flooding where I am. It was very long.I had to take a 30 min break because I was hurting my hands by gripping tightly since my nails are long. Then I had to sprint back out there because it was starting to rain and I didn't finish so I was mowing in the rain a little.
>>32030455You're jealous because you can't slut out for money?
>>32030425Beef and broccoli, yeah. The chinese food. Because you said something with rice.
>>32030457Unless you are going to suck me off, you have no say in this.I will continue to eat broggle.
>>32030455>I have no idea how random 19yo girls with like 3 OF subs can get boobjobs.Sugardaddies
>>32030455They get boobs sponsored by sugar daddies...I love you femanon, remember that
>>32030480No, I don't wanna do OF or anything. I just don't get how those girls are swinging the cost when they aren't even actually making any money either. Those things aren't cheap.
>>32030433MWhite.My ex was from Spain. Neither of us was interested in having children though.>>32030481Chinese food? You mean the (napa) cabbage rolls? I'm from Europe, those exist here too, not seen as a Chinese dish. haha
>>32030486>>32030488So these girls just know guys who will shell out 10k for them to get boobjobs? I don't know any guys that would do that (not that I'd want to be on the hook for that anyway)
>>32030494Well, clearly since you aren't interested, you haven't tried to find them.Kind of an hen & egg problem, baby girl.
State age & genderDo (You) feel best in the morning, afternoon, or evening?
>>32030472I'm too white
>>32030150M27Yes and yes
>>32030433MI am 100% indifferent.If I like her, sure, if not, no. I dont' find them attractive or ugly. They simply are.
>>32030504Ok, incel.
>>32030490But if you aren't onlyfansing, what good would the implants do?
>>32030497M29I'm a night owl. It's the best time of day because I can be an introvert in peace.
M If you had an daughter and she was flat and wanted a boobjob and you were so rich its trivial to pay for it, would you let her have one?
>>32030493>You mean the (napa) cabbage rolls? I'm from Europe, those exist here too, not seen as a Chinese dish. hahaNo silly. https://www.seriouseats.com/chinese-american-beef-and-broccoli-with-oyster-sauce-recipeThis is close to it. It's an american chinese thing.I mean.. or you could make Bell peppers and beef.
>>32030494I don't think they would be that hard to find. While 10k is a bunch of money, it's not 'that' much money either, when you're a lonely guy past a certain age.
>>32030497I'm definitely more of a night than a morning person.
>couple years ago>Working in warehouse>This 20yo part timer with ponytail works with me, pretty cute face and super skinny>Thin stick knocked i legs poke from under her oversized jacket (we work in cold)>I kind of tease her and ask her name>She seems shy and blushes a lot>One day she asks me if i can help her restack some boxes>Sure>Shes wearing a thin jacket only, her neck exposed and shirt opened little bit further than usual>Accidentally peek under her shirt, didnt even see boobs because shes flat, but i saw her pale collarbones, upper chest and she smelled nice>I think she noticed and blushed and smiled>Later on she was kinda flirty with me>One day she arrived in different clothes, wearing black sports leggins and hoodie, could see her butt for the first time, and it was a cute round bubble butt>Got even more attracted to her>She kept teasing me at work, and being flirty>At that point i wanted to pick her up and carry her to toilet stall and fuck her silly Moral of the story: flat chest doesnt matter if you have the feminine charm
>>32030504So incels and rape victims are two sides of the same coin.
I'm eating peanut butter and bananas and oats like that one guy suggested a thread or 15 ago and now my poops are immenseI no longer need to imagine the smell
>>32030516I'm neither of those adjectives.
>>32030512No, because i would be the dad who tells her shes beautifull as is and pay for her gym membership
>>32030447I dream of world peace and a nice husband who likes me
>>32030512Yeah why not
Men,Can you explain this chart?
>>32030461Anything entry level, but no more wagie jobs. Marketing, sales, admin jobs. Whatever shows up on Linkedin
>>32030531>Can you explain this chart?Yes
Girls, I went to a water park today and saw lots of girls in thongs, and now I have an overwhelming desire to spank someone. I haven't been able to thank of anything else all day. Do you realize this is what you're doing?
>>32030433White.>would you date a latina?Obvs.>procreate?Nah, don't want kids.
>>32030531probably a fault on measuring
>>32030512No. Any guy who would date her with implants who wouldn't date her without them is not worth dating.
>>32030528Wish granted.But he wants at least 3 kids.
>develοped a left forearm splintgood god this is uncomfortable should I still try to do my shoulder exercises in that arm? or just rest?
>>32030549Joint pain should not be worked through
>>32030549Rest, and unfortunately you need to rest for weeks, if you do anything it just puts you back at square one
>>32030288mistakes were made and I learn to not gaf
>>32030537>I have an overwhelming desire to not keep my hands to myself.Don't rape, anon.Go jerk off in the bathroom and then go back to being gay.
>>32030523kill yοurself, pajeet
>>32030512Biological daughter? Yeah sure if she really wants it. Kinda weird though.Stepdaughter? Only after calling her a bimbo multiple times.
>>32030549Never ever exercise through pain anon. I screwed up my hand doing so and couldn't use it much at all for 2 years. It's not worth it.
>>32030509Because I don't like being turbo-flat. I just want b-cups so I can look good in a bra.
>>32030409is this some shit you do and are asking for validation/ a reaction or something
This stacy at gym keeps smiling to me and greeting me and saying bye.Sometimes she hovers around me and asks if im using some piece of equipment and will always look nervous asking for it.We spoke a bit and she giggled a lot.Saw her today again.Shes out of my league but for some reason i feel like shes attracted to me.Im a fat ugly bastardWhat gives
>>32030256I'm going to wait for him to respawn.
>>32030558ntaDENIED, turbo flat is good
>>32030550technically its tendon pain, not joint pain, though it is causing my elbow to ache>>32030551got damn it, seriously? its been hurting for a week or so whenever I work out, I thought maybe it was just my form and I was putting torsion on the bone by accident. I tried to take it slower and even drop down some weight today but its fucked. Guess its leg day.
>>32030291Hey, my barber is from montenegro, cool guy.I live in Netherlands.Are you really 203 or just scamming lol, it feels hard to believe
>>32030558Get fatter. It's easy and less expensive/invasive.
>>32030531Walkable cities, bike lanes, turning busy four-lane roads in commercial areas into highly congested two-lane boulevards where pedestrians are encouraged to just walk across whenever and wherever they like.
men, would date this woman? answer this first.she happens to be a 3'11 midget, how do you feel about that?women, is it ok for a normal-sized man to date a midget?
>>32030560super sleepy… woke up from nap more tired than before But had some fun times chatting with my friends earlier :3333 fun event tn so I’ve been trying to recharge til then
>>32029056Women, state age and which body type you fall under here. Men, which do you prefer
>>32030564If you do barbell squats, thats whats causing the problem :)
>>32030572MaleProbably not, I want kids and I'm not sure how that would work with her.
>>32030563You say that, but I'm the one who has to walk around with guys (and girls) probably suspicious that I'm trans. Not to mention I'm 90% sure all the 'flat is justice' guys are just indirectly negging and hoping that a sad little flat girl might actually be desperate enough to date them so in their mind they think they like flat girls more. But it's only because they know the flat girls aren't as good as the bigger chested girls.
>>32030572I don't like her tattoo.
>>32030574Man hereAll 3 are highly impregnableMiddle probably best, too bad girls dont look like that
>>32030562;-;
>>32030564If you've had shin splints before and it feels like that in your forearm yeah it's the same thing and you need an equally long recovery time
>>32030543IT"S BETTER THAN LIFEGUARDING OR RETAIL OR FOOD SERVICE!!!!!!!!!!
>>32030574MaleAll are sexy, but middle is best.
>>32030575>barbell squatsnah, it hurts most when I do curls, actually
>>32030533Any "admin assistant" stuff?
>>32030576I think if a normal person and a midget have a baby there's a 25% chance the baby will be a midget. But he'll probably be normal.
>>32030572Date? Sure.But there would be serious doubts over long term commitment.
>>32030572>men, would date this woman?Yes but not long term.>she happens to be a 3'11 midget, how do you feel about that?Conflicted but I'll try most things once
>>32030478You goof. I’ll take care of all of it. :)
>>32030590Yes
>>32030558*Smooches your flat chest*Besides, most famous OF girl ever (belledelphine) has TINY chest until she got implants and she made her "career" with those small tits
>>32030592I want 3+ kids so odds are one of them would be a midget, but also I'm not sure if it would be more dangerous for her to get pregnant than a normal sized woman.
>>32030574Middle normally but I like right when I need to cuddle and I feel bad
>>32030562>>32030256I've also already had someone I love die already but I let him go to do his hookers and blow thing before he croaked at 24.I was kind of sad that all his operations essentially made him into someone I didn't know. His taste in music changed. Hell, even his taste in porn changed.
>>32030585thank u anon zzzsz but idk if I want another nap… but my blankets are so warm………..
>>32030578gib gf with low self esteem. i will love her enough for both of us.
>>32030572>men, would date this woman?I don't know nearly enough about her to decide that.>she happens to be a 3'11 midget, how do you feel about that?I don't think it matters all that much. The major height difference would cause inconveniences, but it's not the end of the world, as long as it's not a variant that comes with health complications
FemanonsWould you prefer to nap on top of a big teddy bear bfOr be smothered by big teddy bear napping on top of you
>>32030604I am not doing that shit I am not dealing with customers ever again. I was born to be nice and to work a stupid office job
>>32030598Try tuning your resume towards those.
>>32030572She's cute but I would wonder if it's heritable, most little women are not that lucky with their face, and obviously life is a bad joke for a man with that condition
>>32030614sign me up for a big teddy bear
>>32030614No big bf please. It actvates my "I'm going to die if I touch them".
>>32030622You're going to die if you don't touch me bitch
>>32030620Signed on the waitlist.
>>32030621LOL it was so cold this morning, bed was a perfect warm place for a rest :3
>>32030622:(Skinny twink bf for you then(Hes cold to touch)
>>32030599this caused a physical cringe reaction
>>32030626Cold room and sleeping in warm bed is best stuff everI would sometimes sleep with window open and it would be so cold in room i dont want to leave my bed
>>32030572I would impale her
>>32030627>(Hes cold to touch)Good. Then he can massage me and I can hotdog his ICweiner.
>>32030583I've never had a BAD shin splint before but this like bothering me to even type. Really fucking bums me out. Like what the hell am I supposed to do on days where I would lift now?
>>32030620Is your bf a big teddy bear?
>>32030630RIGHT??? when I was outside, it made me so sleepy as I wore a sweater and jacket and pajama pants… could have napped right outside if I wanted to
>>32030572>women, is it ok for a normal-sized man to date a midget?This is legal pedophilia.
>>32030636NTAits my time to shine!
>>32030638Almost Hairless INTP teddy bear gf is the last one on menu (me)
>>32030639not big but yes he’s very teddy I love hugging him
>>32030638>got banned with his name on so now he has to resort to “anonymously” boosting his name
>>32030636>ICweinerYou do? Where?!
>>32030647You think its him posting about self?Holy shit thats pretty pathetic kek
>>32030641That doesn't answer the question. Is it okay for a normal sized man to date her or not?
>>32030616I am trying really hard... it's rough when my only experience is Customer service and pool girl>>32030629I think retail is more toxic wdymMarried to WHO?????? No one wants me man!
>>32030648I saw your weiner.It was very nice. Kinda chode-y.
>>32030647he is the saddest pοster in this threadeven worse than exhib
>>32030646snuggles with this guy
>>32030637I just accepted defeat and did cycling and running for a while, 0 stress on my forearms. Muscles luckily don't deteriorate as fast as running gains, even 6 weeks off won't set you back that far
>>320306527 inches is a chode these days? They must be putting weird stuff in the food.
>>32030633Impaler??
Should we get a German Shepherd puppy? Neither of us has ever had a dog, though I have some experience with police line GSs and I'm a neet so I have the time.
>>32030659Nothing a single strafing run cant fix.
>>32030650If you're saying he's doing everything consentually and she's enjoying it, then yes it is ok.If you ever EVER are a nigger at her, you should be put to death.
>>32030661Good idea
>>32030658Just the thickness, silly.You're like 6" circumfrence or something.
>>32030656You have the trans shark?...
>>3203057421 middle
>>32030670Close! 5.5". I'm flattered that you like it though.
>sometimes interacting with this girl on social media>99% sure shes freaky and horny>She liked my posts and interacted with me on occassion>I sent her dm on ig but she didnt even open it, not even left on seenIts over isnt it...Shes kinda chubby with very pretty face and alt aesthetic
>>32030659Negative ghost rider.>>32030658nta but it does not photgraph well
>>32030675>nta but it does not photgraph wellYou think? I thought it was plenty photogenic, but I am biased.
>>32030661>german shepardAre you a runner?Those are muscle dogs and they get agressive if you pin them up.What kind of dog care are you expecting?No walks? Then you get smol breed and nothing else.
>>32030674What social media?
>>32030671yes #ally but to me he’s just shark >>32030676nomnomnomnomom
>>32030677I guess I mean the poses arent that flattering
>>32030661No experience? I would advise something smaller like a spaniel.
>>32030656I could never buy one of those things. They are greenland sharks. You know how ugly greenland sharks are? But that's not even the worst thing about them. Their skin and flesh is saturated with urine. This animal secretes piss through its flesh. If it was a lemon shark plushie or a whale shark plushie I would love it even more. Actually, you know whale sharks would make an ergenomically better plushie. Imagine lying your head on their big broad heads.
>>32030673;3I do like your penor.
>>32030647>>32030649Yeah he’s a bitch.
Wake up babes, sseth dropped another video.
>>32030433FWhite Date a latina, no children. I don’t feel threatened
>>32030661Who is we
>>32030679Threads
>>32030682Hmm, I tried taking pics of it from other angles but none of them looked as good as a top down shot, in my opinion. Any recommendations? I'm not super comfortable (publicly) posting the rest of my body, so shots including more of it are kinda out.>>32030685It likes you too.
>>32030666>>32030675Where is he
>>32030684but……. he’s cute….>>32030690LOL
>tfw femanon doesnt compliment your cockIts so over
>>32030684>greenland shark has entered the chat
>>32030686lmao, "that anon" was mefuck that poοjeet loser, he gets what he fucking deserves
My mom told me to find her vape in her car and to search around and I accidentally found her oral sex pop rocks candy. I did not need to know she does this. State gender, have you ever found yourself in a similar scenario.
>mom tells me to get this stupid certification to boost my chances of getting a job (I’m unemployed and want to move far away from where I live)>studying for it out of spite >spending morning until night doing it and absolutely miserable even though there’s zero need for it because I want it to be done sooner If I don’t get a job within a few months of getting it should I tell her to fuck off forever
>>32030699I’m beaming he’s so cute … that little face…..
>>32030699I recently watched a yt vid about deep sea creatures, how they get to huge sizes and get very, very long lifespans
>>32030701>oral sex pop rocks candyPeople really felate with candy gravel still? How has our population still not learned in 50 years?
>>3203049721 FMorning and evening. Middle of the day is usually chores or studying, not as exciting
>>32030703He’s a namefag so he’s automatically wrong
>>32030703He was literally obsessed and trying to dox some guys here just because they got more attention than himHes a spineless street shitter
>>32030703you're not foοling anyone, Kumar
>>32030703For the love of god stop referring to yourself in the 3rd person
glad to see /atoga/ is finally running this retard οffmaybe they'll do exhib next
Femanons would you play videogame with me Or come over and watch me play (apprently its a thing for some girls)
Women fyi every guy who wears a beanie has a bald spot
>>32030704He's just a 300 years old grandpa.
>>32030713My dad was present and treated me like shit and so did my mom fuck off assuming shit about me I bet not even your pet dog loves you
>>32030721If I liked you, yes. Vidya is fun, I played Satisfactory today
>>32030703Scared? Of a pussy fag who is in /atoga/ even more than I am? Who lies about every aspect of his real life because it’s so pathetic that even losers here will laugh at him?
>>32030684Dont be retarded it's clearly supposed to be a great white
>>32030693>It likes you too.E
>>32030678I am not a runner, but that will change for the dog. I am generally active now though, I like being outdoors and taking long walks. I'm expecting care to be quite intensive, an all-day thing. I'm not looking for a pet to just look cute and cuddle with on the couch.>>32030683I have some experience in the care and training of a police-line GS from a roommate owning one.>>32030689My fiance and I
>>32030723This is why I swipe left on hatted main profile pics.
>>32030700Are you the same as this one?? Shit was hilarious, kinda the turning point.
Doesn’t matter if women like ENTJ or not I’ve seen the types of men that get a lot of female attention and I am not impressed Namefagging instantly makes you pathetic
>>32030741>that will change for the dogChange now before the dog.Don't get the dog and then hate running.
>>32030751I live my life for my own approval rather than for 4chan's approval.
>>32030723False, I just like how they feel
>>32030751Earlier I took a shit, but in a toilet.
>>32030684>Their skin and flesh is saturated with urine.Oh no... now I want something I really shouldnt
>>32030745Nah that wasn't me, I'm usually not THAT bad
>>32030718Exhib isn't as obnoxious
>>32030762Holy kek >>32030768He's still annoying and a blight on this general.
Where is impaler I'm horny
>>32030768He doesn't take advice for himself because he's stagnating as a NEET loser.He can't give actual advice because he's a NEET with no life experience.All he does is come for the "chatroom" which makes him essentially the same as ENTJ.
>>32030107Men like being useful to people they care about so yeah
>>32030111this is a people thing, not a gender thing>captcha: SPRKS
>>32030676>Don’t they do arranged marriages in your culture literally easy mode dude?????? I'm a white girl
>>32030779>implying anons care about femanons and that they are not at constant war with each other with small breaks in between
>talking to mic to voice act/voiceover >alone in room>still embarrassed why does this happen
>>32030111If only women understood us :/
>>32030772Im the great white impalerBut i have only one tentacle>>32030729Never heard of that game?
>>32030790You must kill the part of you that cringes.
>>32030787The only breaktime is when femanons cycle syncs up and they start ovulating.Then suddenly they ask for dick pics on soctoga
I jerked off so much yesterday that my dick bled a little :/There is a small scab, What do I do now.
is there an atoga discord?can I have an invite?
>>32030803Pick the scab and eat it
>>32030800Speaking of, I think we gotta start preparing. I'm pretty sure that starts next week.
>>32030745NGL, I prefer the idea of me digging the graves and burying my loved ones than some rando doing it.
>>32030798it’s hard to not cringe at yourself </3>>32030803give it a little kiss
Can you imagine that a woman could have thoughts when seeing you irl like:-damn hes hot-i wonder how he feels to touch-i bet his dick is big-look at his forearms omg-Did he just smile at me?I cant imagine being sexually attractive to opposite gender and its making me sad.
>>32030790Did voice acting for a game and I still feel embarrassed just trying to figure out what to say in a vocaroo that 2 people will hear.You sound better than you realize. Kill that part that gets embarrassed.
Pulled a trigger and sent a dm to girl on igWish me luck
>>32030815Obviously no woman is ever going to think any of those things about an anon.
>>32030819godspeed my nigga
>>32030807The temptation to pick the scab is immense but the fear is greater.>>32030812>give it a little kissno u
>>32030745>>32030766Weaponized psychopathy is beautiful, lmao
>>32030817I think it’s the making-silly-voices part that’s embarrassing LOOOL all alone in my room yelling at my phones microphone…. >>32030824I’ll bite it grerrrrrr
>>32030815>tfw asian so no woman will ever look at you and think "i bet his dick is big"on the bright side i can always surprise them
>>32030795It’s a factory building game. Harvest resources and build stuff so you can harvest resources more efficiently so you can build stuff more efficiently.
>>32030433MWhiteI would, but I don't think they're fans of red haired men
>>32030830>I’ll bite it grerrrrrrJokes on you, I'm into that shit. It'll harden even more in an attempt to defend itself.
>>32030833Oh, numbers go up kind of gameI like those.Or city planner games.Normally tho i play competetive team games like dota or recently deadlock.Helldivers was fun too for a while.Or Baldurs gate 3
>>32030795>Im the great white impaler>But i have only one tentacleYou're not him
>>32030836omg I remember u saying that a bit ago LOL unless there’s another anon who likes dick/biting
>>32030838Is that a...gungan?
>>32030839:(>>32030830Dont you have a bf
>>32030838nta but noooooooooo ivy should not be lewded
>>32030803This is your wake up call to get over your addition
>>32030842>:(But I'm right aren't I
>>32030840Nta but i would also become rock if a girl tried to jokingly bite my dick through pants Could result in more consequences
Men, can I have your liver?Just for funsies?
>>32030840Yeah pretty sure thats me, I think I'm the only one that talks about it regularly.>>32030846>through pantsCoward
>>32030843I love her goofy fan art i hope valve makes her model goofy and funny>>32030845Im still thinking you mean impaler from Hd2
>>32030847Only after I'm dead
>>32030842yeah and I tell my friends to bend over so joking to bite someone’s cock isn’t news
>>32030844I only jerk off twice a week :/
>>32030822I have and I do. All of those actually.
>>32030848Theres this .gif of a darker skinned girl pestering guy to take off his pants but hes resisting and she jokingly bites him through and its hottest shit
>>32030854Did you use sandpaper?
>>32030270It's like how if someone has glasses, it doesn't necessarily make them look prettier, but if they're already attracted, then it will.Or like how intelligence itself isn't attractive, but if it's on someone who is already attractive, it makes em more so.
>>32030852Yay.I'm gonna keep it for as long as I live.
>>32030858fucking my sand dune gf….. mnnghh….
>>32030857post it
>>32030857She starts biting his arm too
>>32030347Horses smell disgusting, id be a little dubious w/o more info
>>32030844>additionLole
>>32030867Oh yeah>>32030865Oh i dont think i will find it, it keeps being posted on /gif/Its a webm actually not a gifIll try looking for it.If i wont find it means i started wanking and fell asleep
>>32030847what are you going to do with it
>>32030815It's never enough, you'll never be one of those guys so hot girls just throw themselves at you
>>32030864>fucking my sand dune gf….. mnnghh….What?
>>32030872I'm gonna keep it in a jar
>>32030858No, I just went for a couple hours ._.I lubed up though...
>>32030830It can’t NOT sound silly to you, so throw humility to the wind!
>>32030863Sorry about the benzo damage
>>32030879yeah I guess, but I have been learning to get used to it :p
>>32030880That's ok. As long as it's yours then I want it.
State gender, suppose every couple of nights (a week?) your SO likes to swap out your pillowcase for a fresh one, so that they use the old one over a pillow that they occasionally use to hug and smell when they're feeling a little low? Yes or no?
>>32030864Did you see the dude who fucked the popcorn bucket
>>32030877Need me a freak like you. I'll give you a quarter of it while I live and then you can have the rest when I die.
my ex gf is still responding to my sporadic messagesbut she already told me she's not open for another relationshipI can't forget her, but I feel sad whenever I think about her, because I regretted breaking up with her, and I could have had her, but I had doubts and when I told her I wanted her back it was too latedo I really need to forget her?
>>32030772weird hοw impaler is only mentioned when name/tripfags are under attack and anonymously posting to defend themselvesalmost like he's one of them
>>32030893That dude either has a thick dick, or likes gaped whores
>>32030889MHeavy yes but I want hers also. We have to trade or else its not fair.
>>32030889I would give her any piece of clothing she wants, sweaty or notBut then... Why isnt she sleeping in my place?
>>32030889Femanon, you know most of us would happily give you one of our hoodies right
>>32030901Theres a 50/50 chance he put a fleshlight in it or just did it for the joke.
>>32030803I had a coomer moment a few weeks ago and pinched the head of my dick; burned when I pissed for a week after
>>32030433>men>state ethnicityWhite>would you date and procreate with a latina?Probably. White/latin kids don't seem to develop a complex about being mixed like the white/black and white/asian people I know.
>>32030893He did not even cum. That was so cringe.
>>32030897>she already told me she's not open for another relationshipJust bone her. Nut on her chest then leave. She'll come crawling back if you do that.
>>32030537FML, as a guy I hate that I cant really go in public water areas anymore (skin issues that need resolving)
>>32030378>>32030391He's talking about people paying for femboy porn
>>32030907Hot
>>32030806nigga this thread IS the /atoga/ discοrd
>>32030572Im short so it's less an issue.If she had a good personality, then yes
Femanons, how often do you think a guy should fap?I’ve been working out before bed this past week and I’m so tired afterwards that I don’t even want to fap. It’s been days since I last came.
>>32030847>Men, can I have your liverMy liver is probably fucked desu.
>>32030907>Had a coomer moment... pinched the head of my dickOn purpose?
>>32030806F or M?
>>32030920Like every third day.
>>32030910I tried getting her to let me go to her apartment but she said my messages made her uncomfortable so I told her sorry and stoppedI went there once though... a month after our breakup. she obviously wanted me to fuck her but I was unsure so I didn't.I don't know her period cycle so I have no clue when to message her.
>>32030920If he doesn't let me jerk him off so he doesn't get death grip then I don't want him.
>>32030928Sounds healthy 2bh
>>32030888Are you the medium t-shirt femanon?
>>32030900I was reminded of him because of >>32030633
>>32030647How'd he get banned?>>32030686What was the discussion that he lost?
>>32030932>tfw no gf to control my orgasmsgod is so cruel
>>32030875>>32030864She's talking about Zendaya
>>32030872>IWTEYPI thought it was forced and it didn't really get to me.
>>32030889I used to leave my tshirts at my gfs house so she could use them as pillowcases.
>>32030937Yes
Why do women demand school girls to be able to dress in sleeveless and backless tops and crop tops and booty shorts?>boys should be taught not to stare.Middle school boys cant dress like that either u fucking sluts.
>>32030947Nevermind, you were rude to me. You don't get my liver now.
>>32030847ngl I would be fine with both οf those
>>32030932Why not just have sex at that point?
Girls should be dressed like this:>>32030948I find it weird how WAY TOO YOUNG girls at gyms are now wearing tiny shorts and sports bras that could pass as bikini topsI guess they leave the house in a baggy tshirts and sweats, and dress down at gym because its "so hot haha"
>>32030745this gave me a chuckle
>>32030956You have no love for the simple things In life
>>32030847Every pro choice argument is fucking retarded. Just don't kill your baby.
>>32030762LOL
>>32030889FSound like a sub thing so it makes sense
>>32030962Skirt is a bit short, but she looks nice overall.
>>32030965Every pro fap argument is fucking retarded. Just stop genociding millions of babies.
>>32030914t-thanks...>>32030924yeah, I thought the pain would help I guess
>>32030772who is this impaler and what did he do before
>>32030977You had to be there
>>32030974I think we men should stop wasting cum that rightfully belongs to women!
>>32030976How hard did you pinch it bro wtf
women:if an ex sent you a message like this>I hope you ever let me explain to you the reason I left youwhat would you think of the message and of him?
>>32030974This is the stupidest pro choice argument of them all. A sperm cell is not a separate, whole human life like the baby inside a woman is.
>>32030787caring for femanons is like a third of the reasoning for existing, and the feeling of being cared by one you like is another thirdgirls are so likable
>>32030964Love of putting penis in vagina is one of the simplest things there is tho.
Why do I miss my ex even though he was toxic Men sometimes SOMETIMES DEPENDING ON WHAT IT IS "red flags" can be really cute
>>32030977He's the guy that spams plap plap plap
I just watched episode 9 of semen extraction ward and I think I could be into a woman kicking my cock. Balls are still off limits though.
>>32030939I thought it was >>32029299 because ENTJ vanished for hours after this
Men, you can have your perfect 10/10 trad dreamwife and she will be loyal to you forever, but she has one condition before she marries you, you must bring her the decapitated head of a Haitian immigrant to prove your might. It must be fresh, no digging up a grave and cutting the head off, she will know. Do you accept the task at hand?
>>32030962I would unironically give my left nut to be with a woman who looked and dressed like this.
>>32030989>episode 9 of semen extraction wardWTF?
>>32030987This isn't knowledge to us, we know chad can get away with anything
>>32030976I just came to vids of a guy abusing his dick because of you.
>>32030987Maybe women don’t deserve rights after all
>>32030993Hi, NG, how was your break?
>>32030987Only lame people think red flags are a turn off.
>>32030987I would slap you and apologize afterwards
>>32030806the thought of getting to know people itt more is a little revolting. Some people here seem alright but the others, just no. The only thing that gives this place value is the anonymity, unless you're a cool person, otherwise it makes it much worse
>>32030995Check it out
>>32030996He wasn't chad>>32031001You guys can't talk you fall for BPDemons ALLL the time
>>32030998You cum fast for a chick
>>32030981not hard enough to piss blood or anythinglike I said, I was in coomer mode and wasn't really thinking
>>32030987Because he wasn't toxic all the time and you miss the better times?
>>32030980This anon gets it.
>>32031004I'd rather be lame and safe . But they aren't an active turn off I have to make a mental effort to identify and react to red flags>>32031005Hitting is an instant no. Jail if you put your hands on your partner
>>32031012Are you a sub?
>>32030983“Go to hell”
>>32031011Yes, if I get horny it takes like two minutes.
>>32031010Well… guilty as charged. Carry on
>>32031013Yes... How did you know?
>>32030962Who is she?
>>32030998you scare me>>32031018I'm a masochist if that's what you're getting at. Sometimes I swing the other way and get sadistic though
>>32029056Question for women:What do you find immediately sexually attractive? Emphasis on immediately. Traits like "kindness", "empathy" are important but that's not what I'm asking here (nobody gets turned on because someone actively listens to them).
>>32031017>lame and safeOk, enjoy your boring life.
>>32030993Can I just shoot it in front of her instead?
>>32031025LOL Thats what I thought
>>32031021That isn't anti climactic for you?
>>32031029>scare meWhy?
>>32031020:(
>>32030847my liver has ruined my life, so you can have it
>>32031030Big dick energy Yes it is a real thing
>>32031030>nobody gets turned on because someone actively listens to themNAGI have experience that says the exact opposite
>>32030987>SOMETIMES DEPENDING ON WHAT IT IS "red flags" can be really cuteCan you name some of them?
>>32031037No, it was very satisfying.
My blister on my pinkie toe hurts so bad.Help
>>32030847not white, you wouldnt like it :(
>>32031033Sure, but you must fortnite dance over the body afterwards.
>>32031031Idk why people think this is an insult. I love being boring I love never experiencing or starting drama I love not being abused I love being a homebody I love taking only highly calculated risks
>>32031041Sorry. It just seems manipulative. Does any such reason really matter? The relationship is over.
>>320310451) What does NAG mean?2) Well if your experience says the opposite, your standards are really low. That's like the bare minimum.
>>32031050These feet look too soft to be a man’s feet
Anons would you tell your gf a bedtime story?
Girls, would you wear a thong bikini in a family water park?
>>32031055ntaNAG = not a girl or not a guy. In this context it would be not a girl
>>32031056Thanks but they are.
>>32031054see >>32030897I left her for reasons that could have been prevented. she agreed to break up. that was almost 6 months ago.
>>32031026Because it's really common and obvious once you've seen it enough times.
>>32031060Expected as much. Thank you!
>>32031050Do you have insoles to put in your shoes?
>>32031065You are so smart tell me more
>>32031050How’d this happen. Anyways best bet is to let it air out
>>32031058Sure, I’ll recount the entire plot to Gundam or Dragon Ball to her. Or give a history lesson.
>>32030987Please list these cute red flags
>>32031067>>32031071It's not usually a problem, but I've been on vacation and I've been walking tons. Every step hurts.
>>32029290MAnal and ass eating (receiving)Cum eatingExhibitionism (preferably the solo kind)SpankingSpitScent kink (sniff my balls and armpits please)
>>32031064Move on.
>>32031058Yes. I'll do voices too if she wants.
>>32030992looool
>>32031059The pool is closed anon.
>>32031067I think I need these. Walking always hurts my ankles and feet
>>32030993easily, haitians don't know shit and nobody would be looking for them if they went missing. Maybe I would wait awhile until the controversy and attention around them dies down first though.
This is a woman I know from work.>middle aged>from US midwest>parents are typical boomers>got married to a Sikh and converted>into punk rock, anime, pink hair, tattoos, facial piercings>feels abused by her husband, not because he's actually abusive toward her but because he doesn't approve of the things she likes>put off having a kid until late 30s, not doesn't want to leave abusive husband because of the kid>meanwhile takes the kid (~10 years old) to drag shows and pride parades>constantly bitches about job, husband, kid, and life in general, yet fails to see that she did it all to herselfWomen, why are you like this?
>>32030513I would have never guessed you meant something like that by just saying "beef and broccoli".
>>32031088Those aren't cats...
>>32031058I'd rather read to her in the bath while she whispers me to sleep
>>32031079Sit your ass down anon, you earned a break.>>32031084>>32031074Are you aware of Go The Fuck to Sleep by Adam Mansbach?
>>32031052OK I'll call a cab.
>>32031093NTA but I thought Chinese food from just beef & broccoli.
>>32030993It wouldn't be real love though if I'm winning her over that way. I don't care if she's trad or wtv, I just want her to choose to want me and I want her by my own choice.If I have to kill someone or give her money to make her love me, I don't want that. Maybe it'll break my heart if I found that out later but I'd rather we both find real love than have a fake one. Only got one life to find real love.
>>32031094The cats are saving their energy for 3 am zoomies.
>>32030998what was he doing? Just rubbing furiously or like, hacking it off?
>>32031081I can't. I'm having a hard time trying to forget her. every single fucking day I see something that reminds me of her. I remember her even when I travel. and I feel sad. sad for me and sad for her.
>>32031029do you like ball busting and similar?
>>32031030>because somebody actively...Dude, you need to interact with women more. They're whores for attention and validation. Most people are, but when girls do it it's so cute you want to go all in
>>32030962>Girls should be dressed like this:adult women yesnot kids.. shirt too short and skirt too short.
>>32031102Yeah yeah I know it exists, but I would have just made steak in a mushroom sauce and steamed the broccoli on the side. lol
>dont try talking sexually early>Get ghosted after conversation slowly dies out>Talk flirty and sexy too early>She thinks you are a creep and runs awayTheres no winningI bet if i was handsome i would get away with talking dirty right away
>>32031109I’m that way too. All you can do is move on though. It isn’t easy at all, but you aren’t alone in that pain.Just try to think of her less. Straight up slap yourself on the wrist, “bad thoughts, don’t think about her”. If things remind you of her, try instead to appreciate them for what they are, rather than any nostalgia.
>>32030993>you must bring her the decapitated head of a Haitian immigrant to prove your might.Why stop at one head? I'm taking over a country, arming the Dominicans, blockading the entire country, and turning Haitian """cities""" into ash with the longest, most brutal bombardment in history. I will make the Siege of Leningrad look like lent.THD.
>>32031098>Go The Fuck to SleepI am, yes.
>>32031119Well of course im talking about grown up womenKids should wear baggy hoodies and jeans or what have you, sweatpants
>>32030962I wish women dressed like this
>>32031121FTry being romantic through actions
>>32031118I interact with women all the time. A university literature cohort is like 85% women! Also, that's not what I asked. I asked what was immediately attractive.
>>32031058My voice kinda sucks. I wish I had a good reading voice. I've read stories to people before and I just don't have it, unfortunately. If a girl somehow deluded herself into wanting to listen to my voice, I think I'd marry her.
>>32031122>All you can do is move on thoughI'm trying. but what if she still loves me?>>32031121I *think* the formula is to talk to her as if you were talking to some random person, and leaving the sex talk for when you've talked for some days or, evern better, for the (end of the) date itself.
>finally take this one girl out on a date after a month of texting>didn't let me kiss or grope her during the movie>all we did was hold hands>she kinda ended the date early even though we initially had plans for boba>been less enthusiastic and responsive compared to how she was before meeting up for the first time>in the sense that she's been sending only one message without emojis or memes exactly 24 hours after I respond>sometimes posts stories or updates her notes hours and hours before responding>kinda dodging my attempts at flirting as well>decide to match her energy>post a story today about how bummed out I am over my new haircut>haven't responded to her like 3 word response from earlier yet>blocks me on insta after several hours while I was working outSo I guess she's not that into me?
>>32031139>>she kinda ended the date early even though we initially had plans for boba>been less enthusiastic and responsive compared to how she was before meeting up for the first timeCould have ended the post here. No, she's not into you.
>>32031139You fucked something up during the date and ahe lost interest OR someone hotter has hit her up
>>32030926M
>>32031039I feel like you would coerce me into doing painful things to my cock.
Menstate race/ethnicitywould you date (for the purpose of marriage) a black chick that looked like this?Womenstate race/ethnicitywould you date/have sex with a black man?
>>32031138>>32031135Im talking ig dms after talking irl or dating apps
>>32031068Nta, most people are ignorant/complacent/lie to themselves all the time. It's like, how do so many people seem to let themselves be abused? If a friend came to you and said the stuff, you'd be like, wtf!?!? Get out of there fast! It's always easier to be the outside opinion than to be the actual player. Is it really that hard to understand a situation where a child loves their parents even though the parents suck, and it's only when the child gets out do they realize that the love was actually unwarranted? Or when you're so accustomed to the good times you've been almost conditioned to your state of being that you become tolerant when it gets bad? Or even romanticize the bad because the entirety was romanticized?
>>32031112not really
>>32031157With the ass like that i would bark for her like a golden retrieverIm white racist
>>32031157MCaucasian?Based on looks alone, I'd go on a first date, sure. But if we don't click/her personality is shit then I wouldn't continue.
>>32031157Im not their type
>>32031157MaleAmerican whiteNo, her ass/thighs are too fat. I have seen some black women that are very attractive though.
>>32031138No buts. If you two get together, it’ll just turn out the same.
>>32031158FOh I don't use those but I heard the best course of action is to meet up with them IRL asap. Don't do the texting shit
>at gym>Lifting with a chick that i wanted to fuck>Pretty sure she was into me lots too>Were doing some exercise togheter>A young chick arrives no more than 18yo, wearing baggy grey sweatpants and a tiniest sports bra ever, that barely covered her flat chest, starts exercising in front of us>I notice her but im focused on doing the exercise>The girl im with ask "she has nice outfit huh">I reply "i guess">And keep on liftingTheres no correct answer in this situation, whatever you do you lose
>>32031157THIS PICTURE COULD NOT BE MORE PHOTOSHOPPED WHY ARE YOU GUYS RETARDED
I shitpοsted a bit too hard and lost my image posting privileges, but here's a funny cat image I would like to post (SFW I swear)https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1726875821804563.png
>>32031178Quality stuff.
>>32030531The iphone came out in like 2007? Touchscreen phones came to dominate in the 2010s. Nowadays you also have touchscreens embedded inside cars themselves. Google maps or any type of map app is basically used in every car.
Me with my /atoga/ homies:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5dCC1ocP-k
>>32031164what's their type?
>>32031170Yeah, i guess.I sent a msg today to a girl and i right away asked if she would like to hang out.Most likely gonna get blown off but whatever
>>32031190Good luck babe
>>32030531https://www.takimag.com/article/pedestrian-logic/
>>32031173>i like yours better????????
>>32031173>ehWow that was hard!
>>32031167it wasn't bad until the last half a year or so, and I decided to leave her because I had built resentment against her and was too stressed out
>>32031157MWhiteYes
>>32031185general "bigger" dudes (im short)
>>32031204All that will come back. It’s not worth it. Find somebody better.
>>32031207are we talking about height?
>>32031198black people are walking around more?
>>32031198George floyd effect
Either genderState shoe sizeDo you have a favorite video game song?
>>32031199nta but how do I develop this way of thinking?>>32031209you think people can't change?also, the stress thing was temporary. I'm in the process of resolving it (and hopefully making me a lot of money)
>>32031157White.Assuming we meshed well, absolutely.
>>32031216No. They can’t. Move on.
>>32031199>>32031203Yeah i guess I didnt end up banging the girl becauze she moved to different country and found a new bf in like a week, so maybe i dodged a bullet afterall We vibed really well togheter though, gym sessions with her were always flirty and funLots of touches too
>>32031211Yes, short refers to height. But muscle also looks better on taller guys too, and girls like her do like muscular guys, and in a similar way she puts effort into working her ass
MenWhy do you miss your ex?
>>32031215M10 & 1/2https://youtu.be/reA-VWYJ6lU?si=nTc_USdfzkKpp-uU
>>32031222I have never even kissed a girl or had sex
>>32031222Because I loved her.
>>32031215Male46I recently really like BG3 music, but theres a bunch of videogame tracks i like.Its not my usual background noise thoughhttps://youtu.be/xMo7ugWudCA?si=0AA7TyZ0n7TyPWey
>>32031222have you ever interacted with a man?men are alone 90% of the time, of course we are going to miss someone that liked to be with us and give us attention at some point.
>>32031222I'm lonely af, and she was nice to me, and I fucked up
>>32031226He is literally me>Had 2 girls offer me hookups though
>>32031222Intermittent reinforcement over 10+ years made me psychologically dependent on her. Even now, hating the person she became, I feel drawn to her.It’s fucking scary. My feelings for her aren’t even real. My brain has been rewired to want her.
>>32031215M45-46. No, I don't know what that is in any of the other bazillion systems for shoesizes there are.Maybe Ocarina of time's forest temple song.>>32031222I don't miss her, but the unfulfilled potential.
>>32031215M7.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcoLNTG1tTo
>>32031215MUS 14some hardcore songs from one of those old skating video games.
>>32031242MOTORHEAD, ACE OF SPADES
>>32031222>your ex>implying
>>32031227Why don't you love her anymore?>>32031232How did you fuck up?>>32031235>but the unfulfilled potentialDo you think it could have ever been filled?
>>32031222I have never had a gf.
You meet early 30s guy, you vibe well, he seems witty and funny, is in good shape and drives a decent car.But he reveals on second date he is a virgin.Wyd
>>32031216This is not a bad question. The answer is that it takes a good sense/experience of empathy. This doesn't mean nice or a good heart or wtv. Understand that charismatic evil psychos can be very empathetic. All it is, is being able to understand how they're feeling at the moment, and how to use this information to benefit YOU best. In this situation, why did she make that comment? It's born out of some ratio of jealousy or insecurity. How do I use this knowledge to my advantage? Well she gave me an opening to respond. Instead of thinking of it like OP did as a "omg im fucked" moment, you should take it as a "here's my time to shine" moment. With the knowledge and the confidence, give a response that quells her jealousy/insecurity by showing her that you prefer her more.Guys with experience with girls will be able to think these on the fly since they've gotten practice. Quick thinking people with decent empathy will be able to do this too. In general, to be more empathetic, just spend more time on questioning WHY people do things.
>>32031250>How did you fuck up?see >>32030897 and >>32031204
>>32031215M, 9probably https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OO2epH8gXs
>>32031250>Why don't you love her anymore?She didn't love me and left.
>>32031256How did you know she didn't? How did you get over her?
>>32031238Great song. Have you heard the JP version?
>>32031260Because she said so when she left. I'm not sure I did.
I really hate women.
>>32031253>Understand that charismatic evil psychos can be very empatheticthis is obvious to me. the charismatic fuckers are the most manipulative men out there. and women fall for them because they love being lied to.>In this situation, why did she make that comment? It's born out of some ratio of jealousy or insecurity. How do I use this knowledge to my advantage?right. i never thought of it this way, I'm a slow thinker and I hate manipulative people, and I'd hate to see myself manipulating someone. on the contrary, I reject the smaller sign of manipulation from or against me. so it's over for me.still, thanks for your explanation
>>32031263>Because she said so when she leftOuchShe said it outright?
How do I find out if a guy is racist? He says he's not racist but my friends say it's a redflag that his discord username is GroyperFascist1488
>>32031265UWU
>>32031216btw, if it were me in the situation, realistically it would go down like>she makes the comment>i immediately give a smirky-smile and huff out air from my nose, so this is almost a laugh>i'll give her outfit a look>then I give her my responseThat whole semi-laugh is to "lighten up" the situation. What a WEIRD ass comment she made. But who cares, I like her and want her on the good side, so I'm always trying to make her feel comfortable with me. But the huff of air and the look at her body gives me time to think a million thoughts/sec so I can give the response in the right way.Giving you time to process is a pro move. Some common tricks in my bag are asking them to repeat themselves, or to just pause before you say something. In this case neither work, but you get the idea. I remember I was with a girl and there was this situation that required immediate fixing, so I paused, then took action and she was like, wtf was that? And im like, well I need to think about what to do. What I did wasn't trivial and if I did the "normal" thing to do i would've hurt myself.
>>32031270That doesn't mean anything, if his username was ThreeEyedSloth1920 would you think he's a 100 year old sloth?
>>32031267>She said it outright?Pretty much.
>>32031222she was so cute and nice, and the way she cared for people made me want to care for her and for her to care about me in the same way (she half didnt)
>>32031277Can you say what she said word for word
Girls, yesterday, I just found out latinas fart. When I went to the carnival by myself, I had to set next to a group of drunk young puerto rican chicks, and one of them ripped a big ass fart right before the ride started. it vibrated on the plastic seat and everything, it was loud and really smelly. Like it was the kinda smell you get when you open a fresh bag of potato chips, mixed with sweaty ass and shit.What should I do now that I posses this knowledge? Should I write a book about it?
>>32031279why are you trying to make him suffer? what kind of monster are you?
>>32030962Unfortunately I'm not built like 2b>>32030983I'd think he wrote the sentence retardedly and I would be disappointed I ever dated somebody who wrote like that.>>32030993I have a more fun one. Men you can have a 10/10 trad dreamwife... but you actually have to be able to provide the white picket fence life for her on your single income. How close are you, anons?>>32031059No. That seems inappropriate. but trashy people can if they want.>>32031092Idk, ask her. I didn't do that.>>320312157Final End Times from The Outer Wilds for game moments, but Echoes of the Eye (the song) is a better song and still a pretty good game moment.Probably not my favorite ever but it's the first that came to mind.
>>32031285>I'd think he wrote the sentence retardedly and I would be disappointed I ever dated somebody who wrote like that.ok.what about>I hope you let me explain to you the reason I left you some day
>>32031283I don't believe that someone told him that they don't love him or like him. Seems mean
>>32031290Okay well in that case I wouldn't care unless I've been super hung up on why he left me. But I wouldn't be.
>>32031270m, it is a red flag, 100%. Well, whats a groyper?Ignoring that, it's only ever not bad if the "joke" is obvious. Like, if my name is SexWorkersForStalin, obviously that's a joke. But just saying I'm fascist is just a bad sign.
>>32031279Not word for word. It has been a while and I obviously don't like to think about it much.Effectively she said that she saw that we were good together but she just didn't feel that way about me and apologized.
Women would you date a man who gets horny when looking at women's bodies?
>>32031147>>32031148Rip, had a feeling things were going south for awhile ever since that date and my hunch was on-point as usual.Didn't think something as trivial as that would warrant throwing away a month's worth of back-and-forth talking, especially given how much we had in common and how she tried resuscitating the conversation just when I thought I found a good stopping point to lay low for awhile.
>>32031215https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WbhJMYCN8E
>>32029056>please keep the name/tripfaggotry to a minimumFair enough.Goodnight!
>>32029056>wizard thread In homage to me, the Harry Potter lover.
>>32031303>obviously that's a jokeobvious to whommost onlyfans bitches do love stalin though
Reddit is genuinely just dumb.
>>32030962gah, I need a woman...I don't get how some women complaing about not being able to find a man and shit, when dressing like this is all you need to get a dick to like you.
>>32031322The one the moids were throwing a fit about the other day because you like the books?
Women would you date a man who looks and personality wise is everything you want EXCEPT he is completely non verbal and can only communicate using two words? POGGERS when happy and CRINGE when unhappy.
>see a girl on social media leaving a post like "only 2 days and im gonna see him again aaaa">this will never ever be about me
4chins, today I fooled someone into thinking I DIDN'T have autism because apparently I made good eyes contact which they lauded me forI didn't have the heart to tell the person that I'm so autistic I don't know when I'm actually doing eye contact and when it's too little or too much, and that next time we meet, I'll probably ruin it because I'll be self conscious about it now that they said something
State gender. The person you have a crush on walks up to you and whispers, "Gyatt skibidi rizz toilet ohio baby gronk poggers come come come goon cave livvy dunn"How do you respond?
>>32031329Yeah Unless it’s just a coincidence that they chose wizards
>>32031335Sometimes people think I have autism because I just don't bother making eye contact with people I don't respect. Many such cases! Sad!
>>32031343I think it’s a coincidence but welcome back anon!
>>32031346Well thank you :)
>>320313244chan is just as bad @_@. It's just people
>>32031332i know how you feel
Women, masturbating to men, which ones do you do it to? Name them please. Do you watch porn and imagine yourself and him, or do you just jack off to pics of him in normal attire and situations?
>>32031345I'm curious anon, is that the only time you have trouble/refuse to maintain eye contact, or are there other instances?
>>32031356> Do you watch porn and imagine yourself and himYes> or do you just jack off to pics of him in normal attire and situationsYesBoth
>>32031252I wouldn't careHowever, this is a flawed hypothetical. A 30 year old virgin who is relationship material does not exist.
>>32031362I only bother making eye contact if there's a reason to. I just generally don't respect most people enough to bother paying that much attention when talking to them lmao
>>32031367You’re something more foul than autism, trust me
>>32031278Half ?>>32031305Ah, sorry to hear that. How long were you guys together?
>>32031345>>32031367You deserve to be nailed to a burning cross
>>32031367>to bother paying that much attentioni'm the oppposite. most of the time, if i keep eye contact, i can't focus (be it whether i'm the one speaking or listening). and people take that as a sign of social ineptness or lack of interest am i the only one who can't focus when keeping eye contact? ^^'
I'm so fucking tired of this. 27 years alone. 27 years of missing the signs and opportunities, and picking up on them way too late. 27 years without a girlfriend. 27 years without a single date. 27 years making plans with girls and having them cancel last minute. 27 years talking to girls, and getting rejected. 27 years asking girls out, and getting rejected. 27 years texting girls, and getting one word responses, and ghosted. 27 years going home alone. Sitting by myself in the dark. I'm almost numb to it, but every time I get close, I see a glimmer of hope, then the hardened scar gets ripped wide open, and the pain returns in full force. Why? What is this curse on my head. What is this demon that assaults me? How can I be expected to endure this? How can any man be expected to tolerate 27 years without a woman? 27 years in this hell? I ask the Lord to help, and get an answer I do not want. I'm reduced to despair. I'm surrounded by darkness and the light will not come to me. This pain is like death. I don't want to do this anymore. I don't want to keep going through the motions. I don't want to keep living like this. I don't want to die alone. I don't want to keep wasting my time and energy on people who don't want me. I'm tired of being rejected by the people I putsue. I'm tired of being worthless to the people I care about.
>>32031362Anon, you should ignore any fag who replies to others solely to brag about himself.
>>32031356>which ones do you do it to? 1. This guy on reddit who posts softcore porn of himself2. A man in an AI generated image I fell in love with the moment I first saw it3. Pics of my best friendI don't watch porn. Usually I stare at a picture of one of these three men before I fall asleep and I fantasize about kissing them, cuddling, or playing with their dick. I don't masturbate very often anymore (dead libido)
State genderWhats the longest relationship you've ever had?
>>32031368>>32031374mad>>32031375>or lack of interesti mean yeah that's what it means if you don't have autism sounds like you have autism or untreated adhd
>>32031215M My last shoes were an 8 and perfect, my current shoes are an 8 and too big. Its annoying.
>>32031380MI've never had a relationship.
>>32031377>I'm tired of being worthless to the people I care aboutThen die. You have no purpose so what’s the point?
>>32031380MHard to say, it was on and off for close to 13 years.
>>32031380F1 year
>>32031377>27 years of unemployment. I'm so fucking tired of this>What do you mean 'have I applied for any jobs'? Of course not, wtf that's weird>Woe is me, why won't anybody simply appear and give me a job?
>>32031380FI've never had a relationship.
>>32031382This was my favorite time you got blown the fuck out, faggot. At least you found a purpose in life at last
>>32031389kill yourself little faggot boomer slave
>>32031386Yall on?
>>32031380M0 Years, 0 months, 0 weeks, 0 days, 0 hours, 0 minutes and 0 seconds.
>>32031379what's his redditwhy not date your beset friend if you like him so much
>>32031367You don’t make eye contact with anybody more respectable than you. That is, anybody else. That’s what it really is.
>>32031393have you taken your antipsychotics todaywho are you talking to
>>32031378I mean I ignored the bragging because even a show off can ultimately give valuable insight>>32031382Thanks, anon
>>32031397No, not since 2021. We would date for a few months, she would block me, then unblock me, and repeat.
>>32031393is theyre some kind of basis for that quote or is it just>i made shit up about the other guy, which is insulting, therefore i win?also why are you obsessed enough to screencap that>>32031367i notice a lot of people here like larps like this>wow im so edgy i dont even look at people when they talkare you 12dont answer im going slep
>>32031399>what's his redditjamesnikko1, I was talking about him the other night>why not date your beset friend if you like him so muchhe's married and does not like me that way
>>32031404>im going slep
>>32031406I looked him up, he’s so damn hot so I see why…I already know what I’m doing tonight.
>>32031402The one you replied to is a notorious, horrible namefag who is currently ban evading and who comes into these threads to drag others down and brag about a life he doesn’t have. See >>32029299
Im 32 kissless virginI have been on couple dates and even had girls coming over to my place but my crippling autism coupled with insecurity made me unable to ever get a relationship or even get to kissing stage.Its over.Genuinely.
>>32031324I have nο idea what these two retards are bickering about
>>32031401A worthless fag who should overdose on some pills right now You will not be missed
>>32031418Something about white influencers not traveling and not having non white friends.
I think my fav larp part was>Yeah im finally going to see my gf>Because she works other shift thats why hahaAnyone who actually ever worked shifts knows this isnt how it works, so not only poojeet lies about having a girl, he also probably types this from the moms basement
State genderDo you have a favorite streamer?
>>32031434Recently watching /RuetooHes a path of exile streamer, a chinese background american. Hes smart but sometimes really autistic and likes to make fun out of himself
>>32031434F&FIf you know you know.
>>32031434MI used to like Jerma but he doesn't stream anymoreI used to like Joel but he doesn't stream anymore either
>>32031434FJon Townsend
>>32031434Northernlion
>>32031434your mom when she gets horny and streams privately for me to watch her masturbate on cam
https://fixvx.com/TTExulansic/status/1837290246121161050
People have seen through this jaded retard lmao
>>32031416I talked to ENTJ last night and he was a bit a dick kekBut he said nothing wrong to me (I didn't care about the bragging). Thanks for looking out for me though
anyone up for some srkibblidi?https://skribbl.io/?j0CgjO1W
>>32031262Yep! I prefer the English one though so I can sing along to it. I know all the lyrics.
>>32031459Didn't he just call you autistic
Men what's a good way to fuckzone a guy I've been hooking up with without hurting his feelings? He wants to actually date and go out places but he's only sex-tier and I'd like to keep him around, he's thrilling and soo angsty. He brings up making me his gf and not sharing me 100x each time and I feel awkward
>>32031445>Jon Townsendoddly wholesome choice
>>32031473Male hands
>>32031476What do I say about his hands
>>32031369A little less than a year.
WE HAVE SAIDA FEW THINGS NOWTHAT WE HAVE NEVER SAID BEFOREAND I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANSMAYBE WE WILL WAKE UP TOMORROW
>>32031472he was agreeing with me
>>32031380M 8 months
>>32031380Female9 years and 3 months
>>32031473Just say, "This gyatt belongs to you, don't you want me to be the livvy dunn to your skibidi toilet baby gronk babe? Why do you want to be unpoggers and date when you can ohio my gyatt?"
>>32031139We are so fucking bac-Wait, is she playing games with me?
>>32031492What happened after 9 years? Why’d you break up?
Anons, do you like cooking? I'm picking out instacart items right now and I think I want to make stir fry tomorrow>>32031497No, it sounds like she's quite annoyed with you.
>>32031434MThe only streamer i watch>>32031442>Joel based skeleton fren
I feel like i have no problem forming new contacts with hot girls, and even befriending them and making them laugh etcBut then it never goes well romantically.Example 1Girl sees me, keeps staring at me and we start talking, shes with her bf at the time Eventually she tells me "haha i broke up anon" and we start talking even more and hanging out, but a real date never happens and it doesnt go anywhere, she still stalks me on social media Example 2This younger blonde with flat chest and pretty face kept staring at me, and smiling.Eventually i bit the bullet and approached her and we started talking.Found her on ig and we started dming and talking lots.Never had a date though becauze i didnt truly ask her out or anything. I wasnt even sure if she was single.One day she drunk texts me from hotel room on vacations and sends me cute selfie.Example 3Met this pretty hot blonde, approached her, at first she seemed really not into me, but then i met her again and she was very chatty and warm, and we went for a hangout / date.Date finished with a hug, but we basically had no contact after, she didnt seek it and I didn't msg her either.I still see her sometimes at gym or so and we chat but its just friendly.ETCHow can i fix this shit?All of those girls were out of my league
>>32030343If they decide not to take it, then it doesn’t work. It requires a conscious decision to wish to eradicate the alcohol cravings from your brain. I’ve reached that point, so I see the value in eliminating my alcoholism.
>>32031499He was morbidly obese and wouldn't lose weight also wouldn't have sex with me much and had a very low sex drive. I begged him to try new stuff with me and act more dominant and he said he "just wasn't like that" (he was submissive). I simply grew out of him I needed a better man
>>32031139>>32031497Just respond, "I don't respect you as a human being I'm just tryna get some pussy frfr"Women appreciate directness and honesty.
Women would you indulge a guy in thigh sex?
>>32031509>he was submissivethis post is just bait for the resident incel schizo submissive closeted homo
>>32031406>>32031413stuff like this makes me wonder why all girls are lesbians or why gay guys existsWhat do you see in him? Is it just the height and the cock size and maybe cause he's white?funny side note, the first thing off google cause google sucks now is some different account with a zelda pic, and before I caught it I was like, are you both trolling? lol
>>32031514As a dudeThis is on my bucketlist
>>32031509I’m glad you realized you deserve better.
>>32031513>>32031521t. pajeet
>>32031518*aren't
@32031521You wish you faggot
>>32031514I have a thigh gap so i don't think it would work I'd have to cross my legs
>>32031523shut your bloody whoreson of a mouth you dirty milk drinking bastard
/atoga/, why can't this be us?
>>32031526Yeah its part of the dealThigh gaps are perfect to park my dick in
>>32031518>Is it just the height and the cock size and maybe cause he's white?None. It’s because when I look at someone, if they’re hot, they’re hot. I don’t know how to explain it.
>>32031518You guys are going to take the piss but desu, that guy isn't my normal type, he just happens to remind me of my tulpa. His body type and hair more than his face
Is it gay to do heart reacts?
>>32031529Because medium shirt femanon doesn't want me
>>32031526don't worry my dick is twice as wide as a coke can
>>32031536Definitely
>>32031538Then you'll have to either settle for XL+ shirt lady, or try men instead.
>>32031536He will be when he's burning at the stake lmao
>>32031537it's gay to care if people think you're gay
>>32031531>>32031539which one is the real anon?
Is there a way I can engineer my dick so that instead of semen it produces an intoxicating chemical that gets people who suck it blissfully high and makes them feel like a raver on MDMA?
>>32031538that girl listed her "wishlist" yesterday or something. It was not normal. Unless you were into her shit (idr what they were youd have to look em up or someone else say it), I think you'll be fine without her
>>32031550inject lethal amounts of MDMA into your prostate before you coomeasy
>>32031531Oh>>32031539That doesn't sound right
>>32031546Exactly, this is why performing homosexual sex favors on another person in public is the straightest thing you can do.
>>32031555I heard its common practice in pakistan
>>32031552She seems sweet enough though
>>32031552Her wish list was the same shit I can buy for under 50 dollars from the Spencer's at the mall. Nothing too out of pocket.
What does sex actually feel like? I'm a girl and I've hooked up with guys but never gone all the way. I literally cannot even picture or comprehend it
>>32031417anon, you need to push a little bit more. just like with all things "technical", as soon as you get to know women better you'll gain more confidence. keep at it like the autist you are and youll find gold.watch porn before getting her come to your place, and maybe tell them you "need help" with intimacy or something, I guess that could work. or hire a hooker...
>>32031536
>>32031550just do it normally and put some cocaine on your dick and let her take it however she wants.
>>32031555there is nothing straighter than having sex with your homies broonly low test beta males don't engage in gay sex
>>32031561Quick rundown?
>>32031554I can be the big spoon, you can be the small spoon :3
>>32031551I wouldn't go as far as call him sweet. He was literally shitting on his gf (or "gf") and other women last night
>>32031563bags of milk coins
>>32031571This is basically masturbation, ENTJ
>>32031571>he can choke me anydaywith the grip strength of a Polish woman
>>32031563What do you even mean you've hooked up but haven't gone all the way? You've only done handjobs, anal, and blowies? You've had someone fill all the holes but the magic one?
>>32031565Polish women mogging indian and pakistanian malesFuckingLmaoMAOWhat an inferior inbred culture they are
>>32031578even a 12yo girl is strong enough to choke a woman to deathwhy do you need a strong grip strength to fuck women?only matters if you're doing the dirty gay sex with man on man action
>>32031572Not comprehending>>32031580I have, touched a penis and done some heavy petting. That's it
>>32031574He has to pretend to be someone else, or else that anon will come in and verbally rape him
>>32031509So girls won’t like me just because I’m fat. How fucking predictable: all women are shallow.
Women, thoughts on squirting?
>>32031588it's like when you put your dildo inside you but it's smaller and warm
>>32031564Im not going for hookersI might be lonely idiot but im not this desperate...I would hate myself if i went for hookers
Why do we talk about sex like it changes you and leaves an indelible mark on your experience and character?I've had sex a few times in my life and I don't really see the difference between the supposed profound spiritual experience that is filling a flesh hole, or getting a flesh hole filled - and doing something more secular like blowing a raspberry on someone's belly button or patting them on the head.
>>32031591It’s pee.
>>32031588>done some heavy pettingi love women lmao
>>32031593Are you jealous?
>>32031593>to improve the bettermentLow IQ post
>>32031590>all women are shallowliterally everyone is shallow, everyoneyeah, nobody wants to fuck fattiescope seethe and rope>>32031594if you want sex just pay for itjfc what's the issue>>32031597they're autistic and hyperfixate
>>32031592I don't have one>>32031599What? Are you bullying?
>>32031588Just touched a penis? So you didn't even masturbate it? And by heavy petting you mean dry humping?
>>32031603Saaar redeem the betterment of the board saarStop talking bad about india, india superpower
>>32031529we aren't made of plastic
>>32031613It's fantasticI'm a Barbie girlIn a barbie world
who the fuck is ENTJ and why should I care?where do these namefags come from?
>>32031613but we could belet's get surgery
>>32031606We have a different moral compassDont reply to my posts ever again
>>32031615He's an autistical man who has no friends in real life so he says insane things on here attached to his online identity. This behavior is very typical.
>>32031615The most annoying namefag imaginable, currently ban evading>>32029299 is a quick rundown
>>32031609I tried but he told me to stop :LYes
>>32031613No, but we are all yellow with jaundice from liver damage due to excess drinking and opioid abuse
>>32031625Lol... You don't actually drink or do drugs, do you anon??
>>32031606You’re a fucking cunt and don’t deserve to serve a man
>>32031607>Are you bullying?No lol. Its just endearing, thats all
>>32031629I drink heavily on weekends and pop prescribed benzos as needed. I am very afraid that my occasional drinking and taking valium for anxiety will turn on me and one day destroy my internal organs. That is the nature of Generalised Anxiety Disorder, you see.
>>32031637Damn. I'm sorry to hear it
>>32031635Hm Are you sure
>>32031270Anon(ette), if you're a person of color and asking this, you're probably a bit racist yourselfBecause if you're a person of color who's lived in a white majority country all your life, then you should by now be able to detect racism that white people can't pick up on. and if you can't, it's probably because you've been complacent
>>32031624>he told me to stopLOOL, STORY TIME
>>32031642No thank you it's embarrassing
Men who have resolved to approach one woman (or man, if that's your preference) per day - how's it going? Is it backfiring on you, or are you getting positive responses?
>>32031646>Men who have resolved to approach one woman (or man, if that's your preference) per daythis is called a harrassment campaign
>>32031496He's a zoomer so that might actually work? BibleHe just taught me bible today
How much does your opinion of others depend on their online presence, how much they post, how many followers they have, how many likes they get, etc?
Men. If your mother propositioned you for sexual favours after your father died, how would you respond?Women. If your father propositioned you for sexual favours after your mother died, how would you respond?
>>32031615He's the personification of schizoid personality disorder
>>32031501Then why did she unblock me? Just to tell me how annoyed she is?>>32031512I'm an honest guy anon but I'm not THAT honest
>>32031565>Iran and Chile have the biggest disparity between male and female among brown countriesWhy?
>>32031640Yeah
>>32031650>If your father propositioned you for sexual favours after your mother died, how would you respond?I would probably kill him. There's really no other course of action.
>>32031649Only a bitI don't like when girls are constantly on insta or snap>>32031650>wtf? you aren't even with my father. wtf??>>32031653>Then why did she unblock me? Just to tell me how annoyed she is?Honestly, maybe, yeah.
>>32031647Anon, asking a woman if she wants to dance, if you can buy her a drink, or if you can exchange numbers isn't harassment. It only becomes harassment if you can't take a no and flip out about getting rejected.
>>32031653>then why did she unblock meI unblock men all the time. Maybe I'm bored and want to see you grovel, maybe I wanna play with you again. In this case she wants you to use the magic words to get back in her good graces because she finds you attractive but not responsive enough. You bruised her ego
>>32031645cmon, we guys always tell our stories
>>32031615A deeply insecure mentally ill pajeet who steals pics and enjoys showing off his plastic rolex and hand typed "private security government contracts" https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/70678599/#70680190https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/username/ENTJ/image/-2BPQYqXAUVaRNovoGVb-g/
Women what is one thing men could do to become more appealing?
>>32031654>Chile>brown country
>>32031570There are some women who love getting shit on. I had a classmate back in my school days who everyone called Shitty Titty because she was very open that when she had a male guest at her house she would ask him to blindfold her and poop on her boobs. Then after he did it she would make him sign her bedpost in sharpie.
>>32031653>but I'm not THAT honestis your way working better?have you ever tried my way?
>>32031667Lift weights every single week. It shows even a small amount of muscle is so fucking hot
>>32031649I don't use social media.
>>32031584Technically Brazilian women MOG all of them. In both looks and grip strength.
>>32031672Muscle and hate
>>32031663Fuck youLooking forward to your inevitable demise lol
>lift religiously for past 8 years>Still undateableMost important muscle is still the brain
>>32031663Hi, ENTJ
>>32031674You will
>>32031663Kek, ok, this can't be real. you're just him pretending to be someone else. just because i defended the person who's supposedly him earlier doesn't mean he's happy and enlightening kek he's really just another retard who hates women except he seemed to take himself a bit more seriously and happened to have decided to namefag so if you're not him, you're plain wrong
32031678Embarrassing
>>32031663nta, isn't this the guy who trashes on other people? Being happy and enlightening isn't mutually exclusive to being an asshole.I haven't been a part of the discussion on this guy. But that being said, my overall opinion of him is he's an asshole. Curious, do you just really value happy attitude, even over assholeness (as long as it isn't towards you)?But yeah, i sure I guess he doesn't say explicitly depressing things about himself?
Women does having your clit touched feel as good has having our dicks touched?
>>32031685Doubt it.
>>32031690You will be sodomized.
>>32031690What’s embarrassing is you can’t quote me properly. Like a real man. Fave me head in; go ahead!
>>32031693How would I know that I've only ever been a female? Next
>>32031681yeah, i guess. But balance is way better. Ill be the first to admit it. I need to work out more :/
>>32031674wouldn't you look up their social media accounts if you were interested in someone though?
>>32031681Female here I can give you advice on what you might be doing wrong but it will require a pic of your torso in a white tshirt with water spilled on it
>>32031666I can tell that Rolex is fake. He's cringe even by Pajeet standards.
>>32031660>Only a bit>I don't like when girls are constantly on insta or snapBut if you were to look up a girl online and found she got many followers and likes on her posts, would that influence your opinion of her? What about if she didn't have that many?
How to find a woman in Alaska as an 11B infantryman? Clinically braindead due to skiing accidents. Is retard rizz real?
>>32031664What magic words?>You bruised her egoWouldn't that only happen if I was unattractive and not responsive enough?>>32031671I have. As a matter of fact, it's my go-to and usually it gets me what I want, but not with the kind of girls I'd really, really want to stick around for.>t. former plapjack who's sick of plapping certain kinds of girls
>>32031698Because you've at some point been able to astral project into a male body and hijack the consciousness of the body's owner. We know you have. Don't lie.
>>32031696Just wait and see, then.
>>32031705It wouldn't influence it. It's about her mindset more than how much people like her.
>>32031701I don't think you can do that without an account.
>>32031655No>>32031665He just said I wasn't doing it right
>>32031708>infantrymanThat's your problem, if you were cavalry or artillery the Inuit chicks would be munching on your whale blubber all the long winter night.
>>32031708>rizztardI’m in big lake Alaska and I think it’s real. You could try.
>>32031681Brain isn't a muscle. Fitness shows discipline and dedication, but it says very little about your personality, your interests outside of fitness, and your level of intellect. Women also tend to be put off by impressive physique because it makes them insecure.
>>32031702>>32031702Lol, its not a mysteryI just refuse to diet down to sixpack leanness.I took the powerlifting pill and i cope with being fat by telling myself im strong haha
>>32031709Himbo much? I won't explain the magic words and how you bruised her ego. Stay in your lane moped rider
>>32031714You can, anon. Not all, since at a certain point, the site will ask you to log in, but enough to know how many followers/people she follows and to get a pretty good idea on the average number of likes she's used to getting
>>32031715what were you doing, and why didn't you guys continue in general?
>>32031719SureLol I'm so chad. I just got done shitting in the street. I hope that anon doesn't come in here so I have to leave for hours again lmao
>>32031665My tale is one of sorcery and sodomy. Of bastardry and buggery. It began when, as a homeless lad of 19, I was groomed into living in the single wide trailer house of our town's only homosexualist, a Wiccan who ritualistically performed depraved acts upon my body.
>>32031716No one says this or thinks this.
>>32031725I felt bad so I gave up
>>32031712>mindsetwhat mindset are you looking for?
FEMANONSSHOULD I DO A QUICK WORKOUT RIGHT NOW OR BE A LAZY PILE OF SHIT
>>32031732Donald J. Trump grindset.
>>32031721Nice pecs and kiwi meme but stop shaving your chest
>>32031737Lmao, i have barely any bodyhair, including facial hair
>>32031737A kiwi meme for kiwi farms.
>>32031708You won't. There are practically no women in Richardson or Wainwright. Should have requested to be stationed somewhere warmer.
>>32031732Moreso, what am I not looking for.If she doesn't really use social media often, that's fine.If she likes updating her socials in her free time because it's fun, that's fine.If she's obsessive over getting followers and gaining popularity, I'm not a fan.
>>32031733Be a good boy and put the work in
>>32031722>Stay in your lane moped riderOh, so you are actually female.That was the most woman-esque thing I've ever read in my life
>>32031742Anchorage's downtown First Friday surely has woman milling about for him to approach.
>>32031719My ass was feeling off, so I took a scratch and a whiff of my fingers. Need to hold back on the curry next time. Fingers tasted fine though.
>>32031728keep going
>>32031735Oh, come on. Aside from the fact that I think Trump is a fucking idiot, which you obviously don't agree with, how is this not a cult of personality?
>>32031724I just tried it with facebook, instagram, and tiktok. Tiktok just showed followers, the other two asked for login immediately.
>>32031733DO A WORKOUT. 2 sets of push-ups2 sets of diamonds3 sets of body squats2 sets of cossack squats1 set of bridges to failureFront plank 60 secondsSide plank 60 seconds each side
>>32031742Okay
>>32031730Did you just leave? Or did he just leave? Was there an awkward silence?
>>32031677Okay yeah fuck this guyMaking jokes about people’s family members being left to suffer just isn’t cool
Worked hard all day in food stand cutting meat scraps with my toenailHad bad diarrhea all day, shat around 7 times, but i got another 15 rupees selling my food to white people.Good day for a businessman like me
>>32031738But I'm not fat or an incel...>>32031744>dubsAye-aye!
>>32031762No he was nice and we just kissed
>>32031756don't know what to tell you: i haven't used facebook for a while, so i wouldn't know. as for instagram, i'm pretty sure in most cases you can see the number of followers, how many they're following, and the number of likes and comments on a few of their posts before insta asks you to log in
>>32031758Where are you stationed?
>>32031743what about 0 social media presence?
>>32031773Fort Homosexual, near Camp Gayfer
>>32031776Also fine. That's how I am now.
>>32031773Fort Bragg
>>32031708>11B infantrymanHave you ever killed anyone? Were you haunted by the look in their eyes as they drew their last breath?
>>32031764finally sοme fucking truth
>>32031779>Fort Bragg>AlaskaSomething isn't adding up. Alaska's a long way from Fayette-nam.
>>32031778Alright, one last question: your social security number? jk ofc. thanks for answering
>>32031767Did you guys ever see each other again/howd yall break it off
>>32031783They might as well be the same place for how close they are.
>>32031783Only one Fort Lewis away
>>32031786It's tattooed on my penis. You'll have to pull down my britches and inspect my humiliating micro dick with your hand if you ever want to see it and copy it down.
>>32031787Yea we'd just hang out
>>32031783It doesn't matter, both are places where meatheads who are good at nothing else get put so Uncle Sam can train them to murder innocent brown babies overseas.
>>32031791can we do it in a dark room and i use night vision?
>>32031796When do I receive this training? I’ve been signed up for years.
>>32031796Clearly they're good for something (murdering brown babies)
A bit unrelated, but 1. does anyone feel as if they're going through a mini breakup when a show ends2. does anyone feel like what position they sit in matter for productivity (laying down vs sitting etc), if so, which position works for you the best
>>32031654>Iranians >brown
>>32031815Persians are brown. No matter how much they like to say they're Caucasian, they're not white.
Women, if a guy is eating you out, would you prefer his hands to be grabbing your tits, your thighs/ass, or your hands? Please rank in order of highest preference to lowest
>>32031821>thighs/ass>tits>hands
>>32031817You should see some of my Iranian friends. You’d never in a million years suspect that they’re anything *but* white.
>>320318101. A little bit. I’m known to cry at series finales. :(2. Yeah, I’m most focused when sitting I cross-legged. If I lay down, I become retarded.
>>32031821Handholding please and thank you.
/atoga/, it’s Friday night.Whatcha doin’?
>>32031651>schizoid personality disorderanon, I doubt making up shit is "schizoid". more like extreme narcissist looking for attention at all costs.>>32031666>r9k>pajeetI see... no, thanks
>>32031848Its saturday morning.
>>32031757NTA But this is my workout but i sub out side plank for leg raises and ab roll. Should I be incorporating side planks to my routine?
>>32031824>>32031847nta but when do you want his fingers in your pus pus while he eats you out
>>32031852No way anon
>>32031848Hanging out and picking away at little projects.
>>32031843>1. A little bit. I’m known to cry at series finales. :(It's a reminder that the world is vast and lonely and that everything will eventually come to an end
>>32031863Nah that doesn’t bother me, I actually find some comfort in that! I’m just a sentimental wimp
>>32031859nta, but >pus pus is just worse than pussy or even cunt in my humble opinion
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>>32031859It would be better if his hand was between my legs when we make out.
>>32031666>"private security government contracts">on campus security for a universitytechnically not wrong until he posted the military fit
>>32031864comfort in the fact that everything you've ever or cherished will one day come to an end?
>>32031855Planks and stationary positions under load are just better for building core stability, which had a huge impact on compensatory musculature and muscular imbalances.Also, some notable catches I've gotten: Y0L0, ASMR, YMMV, AT0GA
>>32031866It served its purpose then :)>>32031868Noted
>>32031593shut the fuck up
>>32031873you've ever loved or cherished*
>>32031874Sorry im retarded can you phrase that in simpler terms. If Im understanding right you said that side planks are good for stability which is good for muscle imbalance, ie left arm bigger than right arm?
>>32031817hitler said iranians were white though
>>32031873Comfort in that it doesn’t matter who you are, we all share this blue marble we call home, and we all share the same inevitable end. Even the stars eventually will all die. We’re all united in death.So why stress out in the moment? Cherish what you have while you have it. Enjoy this fleeting life. :)
>>32031870He said he was US fed gov private security kek. He stole the tacticool pic from a namefag on /k/. He's a neet pajeet in Australia who lives with his mother.
>>32031885When you have weaknesses or muscular imbalances, your body will compensate in different ways. Like if you have weak lats or lower traps, your body might compensate with your upper traps. If you have weak glutes, you might develop hip or spine pain. Then things like that add up. Improving your core stability can start to fix a lot of these imbalances. Go to a good PT and you'll be surprised at just how suboptimal your body is, even if you have no pain.
>>32031891>Cherish what you have while you have it.Yeah, until you no longer have it, which is what we were talking about Besides the "united in death" bs reminds me of religious nonsense. Why should the fact that everyone else (and everything else) will die some day be of any comfort? In fact, even the realization that there are a lot of things that are slipping away even as we speak is terrifying. Just imagine how your life was 10 years ago. At some point you stopped listening to some songs and never noticed, stopped wearing some clothes, maybe graduated, started a job, slipped from one routine to another... and everything happened gradually, it never seemed like a big deal... until a few years later. You realize how much has changed and didn't even notice. It's terrifying the unrelenting all obliterating effect of time
>>32031917I don’t find it terrifying at all anon. I guess I grew out of existential dread when I was in middle school.
>>32031926You're just saying buzz words. It's not about "existential dread" and you would understand if you knew what that phrase meant. Do you know why people fucking built the pyramids? To immortalize themselves. For the same reason people drew on caves (and invited writing): to say I'm here. To fight against forgetfulness, and hence, against being erased by time.Anyway, talking to you is of no use.
>>32031936(and invented writing): to say I was here*
>>32031936Why are you so upset that I’m not afraid?>Do you know why people fucking built the pyramids? To immortalize themselves.Will that matter when Earth is gone? No, what matters is the here and now. Work to make people happier, healthier. Don’t worry so much about what people will think of you in 10,000 years.
>>32031949Is that what you think? That I'm upset that you're not afraid?And is that what you gathered from my comment? That I or other people from the past wanted others to think well of them in the future? .You're a dumb dumb and truly it's of no use talking to you. You don't even want to think and too busy trying to spew nothing new.
>>32031962Sorry to break it to you anon, but I’m not going to fear death or time or anything else no matter how hard you try.
>>32031968Because you pray 5 times a day and say halalu snakbar
>>32031968>be scared! death is scary! you have to be scared!>”No.”
>>32031973>pseudointellectual is a bigot tooNot shocking
>>32031979I never asked them to be scared of death, both of you are so fucking stupid>>32031985Go blow yourself or sth (in both senses)
>>32031859>pus pusplease don't say that again.
>>32031989>>32031917>It's terrifying the unrelenting all obliterating effect of timeYou thrive on fear, typical demon
>>32031866>>32031991Answer the question ladies.
>>32031993>believes in demons>you thrive on feartypical dumbfuck muslim. and pls don't let me start on your beliefs
How is this thread still up?
>>32031238You have smol feet. :3
>>32032547True. One time I had a dream that I was in a group of friends who were talking about the "big feet means big pp" myth. I thoughtlessly said that it's not true, speaking from experience. Then they all started to try to see how big my feet were, and I got embarrassed and ran away.
Men,Does steak sauce really give you bad dreams?I just dreamed that I killed a guy at a target and forgot the whole thing instantaneously.I don't even live near a target anymore.
>>32032553>Then they all started to try to see how big my feet were, and I got embarrassed and ran away.Awwww. Accoding to this we have the same euro size.
>>32032572Clearly our feet would get along well. Perfect excuse for footsie.
