Raked EpisodeLast Episode: >>32029056
Women want used men and men want unused women
>>32031869lovers just want each other
>>32031865Two days ago I fell asleep while listening to a dirty ASMR audio and I don't know how to feel about that.
Hi /atoga/State gender; what was your last dream that you remember?
>>32031876Nothing wrong with that at all wtfThey’re designed to be relaxing on some level.
>>32031876Literally tomokihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxZKkMLCoH4
>>32031880MI was revealed to be the worlds first sentient AI and after the convention a bunch of scientists at a diner wanted to speak to me. Then as I was exiting the diner another sentient robot tried to kidnap me.
>>32031880MI was moving into an apartment in Japan, some buddies were helping me get moved in. I was setting up my TV, but I wasn’t getting the free cable the building offered. I got really mad and my friends were too uncomfortable to even leave. The cable line just wasn’t plugged in. Then I woke up.
>>32031880Mthis has been a bit of a recurring dream ive been having lately that slowly progresses each time and i havent reached the end yet. when i was younger, maybe like 5 or 6 years old, (this is one of my youngest memories) there was this house down the street from my parents place where the guy who lived did a massive landscaping job on his backyard and he had a beautiful garden and he had like these 3 small ponds, and in the small ponds he had a full aquarium of fish. he was a friendly man who let me into backyard anytime i wanted to watch and see his fish. but anyway i only ever saw his backyard, and never went into his house.lately ive been having dreams where ive been slowly going into his house, but his house is completely abandoned. there is furniture, and clothes, and possessions in the house, and it looks like somebody is living there, but as i look through the house i cant find anybody. the house on the outside isnt that big, but when i go into the house its massive, like a 50 room mansion, and i can never finish looking through his house before i wake up. i have no idea why i have this dream or what it means.thank you for reading.
>>32031891That was sweet, anon
>>32031880M I had a bunch of missing teeth and teeth I was able to push around with my fingers.
>>32031905So the loss of teeth in your dream may be from a sense of powerlessness. You may be experiencing feelings of inferiority and a lack of self-confidence in some situation or relationship in your life. This dream may be an indication that you need to be more assertive and believe in the importance of what you have to say.
>>32031880I have a recurring dream that I wake up in like the 14th week of the semester and realize I totally forgot about a class, and have to make up all the work in 2 weeks.
We had a fella doing AI oneiromancy and I hope he comes by to respond to the answers given to the question. cuz I think its kinda funny
State gender, how long should a good makeout sess be until you want to move on or escalate?
>>32031916M 30 minutes
>>32031916M10-15 minutes but really I could spend all day there
Good evening /atoga/I hate women.
Women is is possible for PiV to be comforting?
>>32031865nice pic, what is it from?
>>32031924It’s AIPic related, not a real photo if you can believe it
Women, is there any way a short guy wins over a tall guy on physical traits? I've heard that girls like tall+lanky and tall+strong, so I assume it wins you over more than short+lanky or short+strong, but is this really true? Also, does short+big dick win over tall+small dick for you? Does short+good face beat tall+mid face for you?
>>32031905same
>>32031923There is always an undercurrent of anxiety and risk of pregnancy or std. And if I am not rubbing my clit and you are not super hung frankly it's not that great. I love piv if the dick is huge and I can rub my clit well during it. I hate when the guy tries to act cocky like hehehe no I will twist you weirdly so you can't touch yourself NOW CUM on my dick ONLY. Uhhh no yeah you are hung like crazy your dick is like a fucking red bull tall can but I still need the nerve endings activated. Plus clit stimulation makes my pussy tighten up so it's in your best interest to let me just fucking do it. Christ. Men are so fucking evil I swear some of you have a fetish for orgasm denial. Just be a good dildo and let me use you
>>32031931how short are you? 5'9?
>>32031938t. clitoridectomy deserver
Taking a break from the Korrasami to post protein powers I have tried and liked.>>32031869FI want women, regardless of used or new.>>32031876>I don't know how to feel about thatCertainly not sleepy>>32031880>what was your last dream that you remember?FI dreamed of Hogwarts. I don't remember much of the details but I remember it had to do with a magic school. >>32031923>Women is is possible for PiV to be comforting?Yes, especially when he makes you feel safe.>>32031924The Rake of Nanking>>32031931>is there any way a short guy wins over a tall guy on physical traits?I'm not into tall guys, generally. Especially when they're skinny, as it accentuates their height. Face is most important, build is second, dick size is third, height is last.
>>32031945I love piv you can tell by my post but I'm a total size queen. Also most men are fucking stupid and can't maintain the same position for more than 10 seconds even if they hit the g spot. I think I have had like 1 or 3 vaginal orgasms in my entire life. It's not easy cuz men are fucking retarded so I've learned to adapt
>>32031924I stole it from /tv/>>32031946>The Rake of Nankingkek
>>32031880f, last night i had two dreams. one where i was skinny and hot and the other where aliens were forcing people to have sex
>>32031865so this is what the day of the rake looks like
Considering that old age is full of aches, illnesses, and overall weakness that might make life particularly unenjoyable (especially because you remember the days you were younger and livelier), should humans be allowed to live until old age?Humans were never meant to live so long. For most of human history they would live until 30-40, and even the particularly old would only live until 50-60. By that time you're starting to get pretty weak and sick, but not too much: having to live longer than that seems unnecessarily cruel.Not to mention that old age is costly not only for the old but for the young as well, society in general.
>>32031880MThere was an old man trying to walk into a garden. Something terribly tragic would happen if he did, but I don’t know what.
>>32031931Tall and strong is king even if ugly. Tall and lanky can be unfuckable to king depending on dick size (tall without strength signifies weakness like shortness does). Short and lanky is gross unless big dick in which contrast can make him hot.Short and strong same, if big dick it's hot if not it's compensatingYes, short and big dick wins over tall and big dick as 5'4 woman. My favorite fwb is 5'6 skeleton with massive horse cock
>>32031952You might just be horny
>>32031952>he other where aliens were forcing people to have sex...hot
>>32031948>size queenHow would you rank a 7 inches long, 5 inches girth dick?upward curve
>>32031958>My favorite fwb is 5'6 skeleton with massive horse cockSo when do you plan on getting married and having a family?
>>32031955STATE GEMDER.
>>32031903Thank you!
>>32031971M
Femanons would you date/ marry a guy with higgh functioning autism?I feel like I am good at masking but people notice I have it somewhat often.
>>32031880MaleI was searching through the wreckage of a harbor town. I felt like it was after some event that changed everything, I think it was the second coming and I was part of the group that got left behind. I remember just wanting to do good but knowing it didn't matter regardless. I went into a building with some people who were with me and as we were looking through stuff I found an old lord of the rings DVD box set and PS2, I hoped that I could see lotr again when a guy next to me got shot, I didn't see where but when people came in I started shooting them with my shotgun. I got two of them and they looked like mobsters, old 1920's suits and all. I ended up being surrounded and I surrendered and I knew they were going to kill me. I asked the leader if he'd let me watch lord of the rings one last time before I died and for some reason he was merciful and agreed, but the box set was empty. After that they pinned me down and he cut my throat with a knife and I could feel warmth and blood and my throat felt full and it was hard to breath and things were dark. I didn't resist though, because I felt like I made a deal and he upheld his end and was merciful and so I shouldn't beg or die miserably. But I didn't die, I just lay there a while until I saw a woman searching around. I tried to ask her for help but when she drew closer I could tell she was evil and foul and she wanted me to die in a way the other experience wasn't. I thrashed and managed to stab her through the eye with something on the ground and then I crawled on top of her and punched her face till she was dead. Then I woke up.
if I drank an energy drink when I was sleepy and still fell asleep, where did all that energy gο?
>>32031958What is big?Grab a ruler pls.
>>32031955Boomers look like shit when they're older because they all party hard, drank lead, breathed in asbestos 24/7, and other shitThey look like shit because they didn't take care of themselvesGen x and Millennials look a lot better compared to boomers that were their age
So 3 days ago I posted here talking about how I'm trying to maintain friendship with this one girl who rejected me and how she called me to watch movies at my place tomorrow I decided to forget my feelings and try to be a good friend with her now that the day is coming should I DM her with something like "hey just to make sure you still want to watch that movie tomorrow?" Or should I want for her to make a move? I really wanted that she makes a move and shows interest in it but I'm afraid that if I don't say nothing it might not happen at all, also I need advices on how to act during the movie I can't act lovesick cause she will distance herself probably but I'm a completely failure when I'm around her I never stuttered I'm my life but when she's around I stutter all the time and my voice fails, what should I do before the movie should I small talk about something?
>>32031959yeah i get kinda horny in my sleep sometimes. i dont really feel it during the day though and a barely masturbate (like once every few weeks)
>>32031986Just ask "are we still watching the movie tomorrow"And when you're there after the movie plays for a bit, say like 10 minutes put your arm over her, and then in a couple minutes try to kiss her.
Women, what non-normal aspects of a guy or even red flags do you find attractive in a guy? Girl in the last thread mentioned she had some red flags she liked but didn't mention which.Kinda like how lots of guys like BPD or problem girls who'll ruin their lives cause "I can fix her"
What if people lived as if they were to die at 30-50 like God had intended?
>>32031992Not happening she already rejected me bro I'm forgetting my feelings for her
>>32031995Isn’t that false, a statistic skewed by high infant mortality rates in ages past?
>>32031998Sorry I thought you wanted advice.
>>32031987>tfw no gf to eat out while she has horny dreamsgod is so cruel :/
>>32032000On how to keep friendship and not to ruin it and makes she hate me
>>32031986>she called me to watch movies at my place tomorrowWomen is this a normal thing to do with a friend you've already romantically rejected once.
>>32031995God intended for eternal life. The tree of life only was guarded by an arch angel after we ate of the tree of knowledge and gained sin. That's because God didn't want us to live eternally in sin but to be cleansed with rebirth and then eternal life in heaven.
>>32032001wrong idea man, you want to eat her out while she's asleep to give her horny dreams
>>32031865Women, how would you react if your ex was jerking off to nude photos of you?
>>32031995>like God had intendedDidn't adam live to be like 900 or something
>>32031999No. They specify "X years at age 1" or "age 15", i.e., if they survived infant mortality, then they got to live so many years (e.g., 30 years).>>32032004Ok, but answer the question. How do you think it would affect human lifestyles?
>>32032006not my problem
>>32032003To be more clear about the situation we were planning on watching this movie before she rejected me, when she did she said "hey if you still want to watch that movie I'm free next weekend cause I really want to watch it" also she's lesbian
>>32032005No I want to see her whimper and quiver in her sleep like a dog runs and then I will eat her out.
Does anyone else ever make loud primal caveman grunts when they're really thirsty and take a big swig of something hydrating?
>>32032004is it better to live forever as a retard, or die at 95 with tree of knowledge powers?
I'm going to put two babies into my wife, turn her body into something only I can love
>>32032012>also she's lesbianOhhhhhhh you're that anon lmao. Yeah good luck, try not to have horny thoughts I guess. Jerk off before she gets there. You just need exposure therapy. Have drinks and snacks, I recommend a charcuterie board.
>>32032014>when they're really thirsty and take a big swig of something hydrating?Not as I take a big swig but as I am gathering my water I will.
>>32032014yes
>>32031922Hi Tsundere-kun
>>32032014>making noises while something goes down your noisessounds, gay
>>32032016Kek.Is there a way to avoid this? I remember reading about spreading oils.
>>32032016scary
>>32032017Yeah I also want to ask her what she would like for snacks and drinks but that depends on how she answers me when I ask if she still up for it
>>32032025Nah, it's a mark of ownership
>>32032025just adopt
>>32032010To all things an appointed time. I think humans tend to ignore death until it's upon them. I don't think it would affect their judgement much. If you read stuff like St Augustine's confession, or biographies on different people I don't think people change that much fundamentally. Beyond all of that I believe that we're largely instruments of God's story and that our lives repeat his narrative again and again. The only thing that really matters is whether you accept his word and him working through you to play your part at the appointed time or whether you're going to choose sin.
>>32031946>The Rake of NankingKek.
>>32031938>hung like crazySaid this like 3 times lmao. Get better rage bait
>>32032025a lot is genetics moisturizing and hydration helps a healthy diet with good fats and plenty of collagen helps
Women what do you think about the way water runs of the pp when a man showers?
>>32031952>aliens were forcing people to have sexThat's apparently the whole point of abductions
>>32032029adoption is basically non-existent in my country due to how the system works, but whats it like in the us? can you actually adopt a baby? idk how i feel about it but as i approach my 30s i kinda see its the only option for me to raise a kid (i might move to the us one day
>>32032025My mother has a 6 pack and she's 47, fat women just cope
>>32032034Let me drink it.
>>32031958>Yes, short and big dick wins over tall and big dick as 5'4 woman. My favorite fwb is 5'6 skeleton with massive horse cockBased
>>32032025Is this what cocoa butter is for. I dont know, Im not a woman.
>>32032029Ok, but only Aryan boys and girls.
Atoga moids, be fr: could the foids of atoga make for decent wives and make you happy?
>>32031948>men are fucking stupid and can't maintain the same position for more than 10 seconds even if they hit the g spot. I think I have had like 1 or 3 vaginal orgasms in my entire life. It's not easy cuz men are fucking retardedIs that retardation or lack of stamina?
>>32032027Bitches love cheese, cant go wrong with that. Women weigh in on this.
>>32032043Only the ones that'd date fat and balding men.
>>32032043Why can't we just be friends?
>>32031981If I drink coffee before bed I'll wake up covered in sweat
>>32032043I know none of them personally so I cannot say it with certainty but there is one that I believe is self aware enough and is a good person that I thoroughly think would make a good wife and mother.
>>32031965Nta but that sounds average.
>>32032043They're just whores like all women with the difference that they like to larp as trad and virtuous occasionally.
>>32032045Popcorn with grated cheese maybe?
>>32032043>could the foids of atoga make for decent wives and make you happy?YesI would swim across the Atlantic if I got Swiss anon to be my wife and pump 20 kids into her
>>32032043Most of them are okay
>>32032038Fine, but only if I get the holy dripping-from-nipple water.
>>32031999Yes
>>32032050I was going to judge him at first, but you know? Would. I would too.
>>32032043Only the flat ones, the ones with c cups or larger are succubi and harlots.
>>32031948is it possible to maintain the same position though? if he's going in and out, wouldn't that mean slightly different angle, different depth each time? besides, how would he know to try to keep the same position if you don't tell him?
Women, would you tell a guy that really really likes you>I’ve always liked you>You’re agreat guy, too good maybe>And this scares me, and I don’t want anything romantically from youAnd then expect him to not be confused and ask questions?And then expect him to be ok and jolly?
>>32032043Probably. I think if they willingly come to /adv/ and try to give advice to people, they can’t be too bad.
What uses can we give to old people who can't really work anymore?
girls get mad when you don't fuck with themcalling you sexist or an incelI don't get it, doesn't that make you a femcel for compainingjust keeping it real, best wishes
>>32032062>You’re a great guy, too good maybeThis is often true. I need a man with some edge.
>>32032043I don't think any of them are virgins waiting for marriage
>>32031865What are your thoughts on the Canadian actress Sarah Gadon?
>>32032062Male confessions only work in anime, irl it’s awkward and weird. She’s trying to let you down gently so you don’t kill her or shoot up a school
>>32032064guidance and advice
>>32032043I call dibs on the femanon who writes paragraphs about what she likes about men! Would marry her in a heart beat
>>32032058NTA but how dare you
>>32031946How was your birthday?
>>32032043It's hard for me not to think they're mostly just after attention and many aren't seriously interested in answering questions or helping male anons.I don't think most male anons are genuine either. I think most male anons on adv and soc are lazy and simply not actually putting in the effort to fix their own character or cover the basic aspects of normal life that would make them a reasonable mate.I think there's some chance that most foids could be good wives but I have no idea how that would happen realistically. if they're just looking to be swept away by some stranger on the Internet thats not going to happen. I don't see either party actually reaching out and joining together and treating things as a serious effort to find connection with someone else to the point of marriage. Beyond all of that I've heard a bunch of foids actively shit on marriage and God so that automatically cuts them out from the start.
>>32032070>Sarah Gadon poster is backIt’s been a while, I was wondering if you were okay
>>32031865Question for everyone.Is it true women in their 20s tend to go for men in their 30s? I'm soon to be 25 and have been with a pretty small amount of girls; kinda want to know if it'll get easier.
>>32032043like 95% of them, only ones that couldn't would be the ones who spew unwarranted hate towards all men, I can't live under constant vitriol.
>>32032043Nope, they are tranniesthey must convert back to the male race immediately and start working on their herculean labors
>>32032043if jh didnt hate jizz, she would be the perfect woman
>>32032036Yeah, adoption isn't abnormal. You gotta show you got a stable income I think, so it'll be harder if you're trying to be a single parent, but it's a thing. Gay couples do it all the time
>>32032079it gets easier the more women you fuckmale body count is a meme, just keep fucking sluts
>>32032071I didn’t confess shit kekBefore that I told her>I know we’ll never be together, that’s clear to me and it’s fineShe already told me she doesn’t want anything from me before, but we hanged out and got a bit too close to call ourselves ‘just friend’
>>32032070>waitingSarah Gadon is simply perfection
>>32032062I wouldn't say this to a guy, but if i did, i understand from his perspective he might have questions (he would want to know why, what traits about him i don't like, etc)... but from the point of view of the person saying this, you should understand they're not interested and they're just trying to be polite.Also, I wouldn't expect you to be jolly, because it's a backhanded compliment. But yk rejection happens and there's plenty of fish in the sea
>>32032038are you into piss-play too?
>>32032043I think only some couldn’t. One that comes to mind is that femanon constantly complaining about being blocked.
>>32032058Who wouldn't desu
I think the fat femanons would make good gfs and I would marry one.
women what do you think about the way balls move when you touch our thighs?
>>32032093>fat femanonsFat people are evil just like gays
>>32032089I dont think so.
>>32032053I still think cheese and crackers are better but whatever you say
>>32032079Women always go for older until they hit the wall.Teenagers go for men in their 20s, tweens go for men in their 30s, postwallies try to go for younger (see the whole seething about age gaps) but settle for older.
>>32032080>the ones who spew unwarranted hate towards all men, I can't live under constant vitriol.All that passion though! Imagine them taking out all their frustrations about the patriarchy on your cock.
>>32032094When they tighten up? Yeah thats cute. My favorite is when they get all tense before cumming.
>>32032085>I know we’ll never be together, that’s clear to me and it’s finenta but arguably worse than a confession
>>32032101They're going to be taking it out on my ears and anonymous image boards.
CHAPTER 2YOUR FORMATIVE YEARS1. A human in modern civilization lives on average 82 years--a year is 365 days, so a human lives 30.000 days on average. Assume this is the maximum time you will be on this earth.However, on average, 8 hours a day are spent on sleeping, so a third of your life, or 10.000 days, is reserved to recovering your energy.Moreover, presumably, 8 hours a day will be spent on education during your childhood and adolescence, then later on work during your adulthood, so another third of your life, or 10.000 days, is reserved to preparing yourself and providing for yourself in society.Therefore, my son, use your time wisely and seek efficiency, so you may waste time freely on what truly fulfills you. Follow the path I have devised for you, to gain useful skills and build your character.State gender. Thoughts?
>>32032099Are you sure you know what tween means?
>>32032094>>32032102I think all women should engage in the experiment where you place a knife or a sharp and pointy object on the inner thigh of a man and watch as the corresponding teste retracts in fear in an attempt to defend itself.
>>32032096do you just really like cock then?
>>32032102>My favorite is when they get all tense before cumming.Hold them when this happens. Feels amazing
>>32032106>A person in their twenties, between 20 and 29 years old. Possibly including 30-32.
>>32032104I dunno man. An angry woman in an untucked woman in my experience
>>32032105MTl;dr
>>32032088Yeah, I think I allowed myself to get playedShe said she doesn’t want anything from me, but kept me around, told me her personal life, events, etc almost everytime we met at functionsI liked her too much to truly let her go, and I suffered hoping she might change her mindI cut her off, but what she said really stirred me up and reignited some sort of hope in meWishful thinking hoping I can be with someone>too goodShe didn’t even know me that well but idc
>>32032112First for tucking in women and kissing them goodnight.
>>32032105FGeneric and a bit cringe to be honest. Memento mori and carpe diem are not new concepts in any way.
>>32032097Noted. What I really want to know tho is what to drink cause ik she doesn't drink alcohol and she's kinda fit so maybe she doesn't like soda I have zero sugar ice tea at my place maybe that can do the trick
>>32032103Why?We got too close and she opened the subject again
>>32032073another anon beat you to it
>>32032111Look up the definition, bro.
>>32032108hot>>32032109oh yes>>32032110best believe i do
>>32032105MTotal nonsense>use your time wiselyNO SHIT.
>>32032123not very cool and stoic of you desu
>>32032124Who? none of the replies did? unless im blind
Women, how many points are deducted if a guy is >fat (not fit)>small dick (not big dick)>short (not tall)>poor (not rich)>thin (not muscular)>hairy/not hairy (not [opposite])>dumb (not smart)>grower (not shower)>bald (not hair-headed)>preferred race (not preferred race)idk, am i missing anything else?
>>32032102>My favorite is when they get all tense before cumming.Wait, can you tell we're about to cum from this?
>>32032043dibs on >>32032126
>>32032115Life is short when you think about it, and a lot of that short time is wasted against your will.>>32032119>Generic and cringeIt isn't trying to be special, though?"Cringe". What's that supposed to mean? Does it make you uncomfortable? That's a you problem.>Memento mori and carpe diem are not new concepts in any way.Forgot to read the "therefore, my son" part, that clearly states this is from a father trying to impart wisdom to his young son?
I spent an hour browsing this thread and replying to anons getting no bitches and even worse getting NO (you)s. I should have been reading the Bible or some other book. Don't be like me anons, I'm fucking retarded for doing it again.
Thoughts on the Canadian actress Sarah Gadon?
>>32032130Fuck stoicsIdk since when everyone wants to be a cool hecking stoicEmotions are part of being human, they need to be processed, defined, understood and mitigated if need me in an intentional wayStoicism is a cope for people who’s parents weren’t emotional regulators and they don’t want to work on themselvesFucking outdated philosophy
>Woman tracing her nails lightly on my ballsI want this so much, you guys have no idea..
>>32032138Who cares?
>>32032133>fat (not fit)meh>small dick (not big dick)this is not good at all>short (not tall)not good>poor (not rich)kinda aesthetic >thin (not muscular)skelly boys are great>hairy/not hairy (not [opposite])i prefer a good balance between the two >dumb (not smart)no thanks>grower (not shower)why not both?>bald (not hair-headed)buzz cut can look great on a man>preferred race (not preferred race)meh
>>32032125I did, bro.
>>32032117Wouldn't call it getting played desu, anon. Because she didn't lie to you, give you false hope, string you along under false pretenses... From the start, she gave you her answer, you chose to ignore it hoping she'd change her mind. Well she didn't. I say that as someone who was once in your position: when you ignore the other person's wishes, continue acting unilaterally, well, don't be surprised when you find out later on you were alone all along and they haven't been on the same path as you.
>>32032143Kek retardWoman moment right here.
>>32032141Stoicism is a good option for men since we're supposed to conceal our emotions
Women is it okay if I have average length but above average girth?
>>32032133shouldve just said white
>>32032152Control*Not conceal. Leave the hiding and deceiving to women.
>>32032151You aren’t in the year 700Quit acting like a fucking retard
>>32032043Hell no, definitely not.
Women are disgusting in every sense of the word.
>>32032121Herbal Tea, La Croix, Juice. If women don't drink they'll have specific tastes, hard to account for.
>>32032043I like medium shirt femanon
>>32032146ooh, dude should've listened to his own /adv/ lol. Can't really argue with Tolkien either
>>32032142elite taste>>32032139ive spent 12 or more hours in atoga beforegit gud >>32032135yes, if you pay attention you can observe the tension building in the thighs, stomach and ballsits so fucking hot>>32032137:o>>32032138>It isn't trying to be special, though?ok fair>Does it make you uncomfortable?no, it just is so self explanatory that it feels patronizing to even say out loudi guess it is ok if it is from a father to his young sonmaybe 10 or so
>>32032119>>32032127>>32032143>>32032158Fucking normalfags getting triggered by anything slightly outside their comfort zone.
>>32032165it is not triggering, just lame
>>32032140CUTE CUTE CUTEI LOVE SARAH GADON
>>32032165>relatively normal responses >Fucking normalfags getting triggered by anything slightly outside their comfort zonedont throw stones in glass houses anon
>>32032165What a little bitch. I’ll use your post to teach my son how NOT to appear intelligent.
>>32032145>why not both?How would one be both?
>>32032160and thats a good thing
>>32032162You're into polyamory?
>>32032148Yeah, you’re right I was retardedI still don’t understand why would she message me from time to time, look for my attention, call me to help her wash her car, let me hold her hands when we were talking sensitive topicsThis shit is more than ‘just friends’ in my headShe did kind of play me because she claimed>I can’t be with anybody in a serious relationship right now, I have issuesThen get in a serious relationship a couple of months laterAnd I asked her what did she not really like at me, and ber answer was because I told my family we talk after 4 months, and that I said I was looking for something seriousI mean, these are some pretty lame excuses but idc anymoreI did have an obsession with her because she was acting way different towards me than all the women around meI’m on 4chan, I’m a loner amd this gave me hope
>>32032145>>grower (not shower)>why not both?:/
>>32032105FThis is a great impression of a stupid person who thinks he’s smarter than everybody else. 7/10
>>32032172there is definitely guys that are both big when soft and huge when hard
How would you ask out your black coworker?>ayo we finna get sum KFC or wut? u bad af namsayin, bitchor>Hello miss, may I take you out on a dinner date? Not in a slavery way but a gf/bf way
>>32031865Hockey bf
Do the femanons find it weird anons outnumber them here by like 6:1. Do anons find that weird most of the time they're talking to dudes on an ask the other gender thread?This is just a loneliness thread isn't it?
>>32032180What about me?
>>32032174Is that her real name? It’s lovely.
>>32032176sorry>>32032182im not sure i believe thisthere is a lot of femanons itt sometimes
>>32031869Wrong I want a unused bf to use as a sub that blushes and looks overwhelmed to be touched >>3203191610-15 mins
>>32032184kek
>>32032178That's me, but that doesn't make one both. Grower / shower refers to how it looks when flaccid! It's regarding how much the size changes when it gets hard. If it's small and becomes big, you're a grower. If it starts big and doesn't become all that much bigger, you're a shower.
>>32032182I think the pool is a lot smaller than it seemsI think there are maybe 20 moids and 10 foids that frequent these threads
>>32032170>>relatively normalfag responses>>fucking normalfag responses>woah there anon! glasses stones!>>32032167>>32032171I-it's not triggering!!>>32032177Samefag. Or did you forget to read the "therefore, my son" part too?
>>32032043Most of them but definitely not this one >>32032180
>>32032084This just brings more questions.>it gets easier the more women you fuckWell, I'm more of a quality>quantity guy, so I don't think such an approach would suit me. And this says nothing about whether every woman was attractive in the first place.>male body count is a meme, just keep fucking slutsWhat do you mean by "male body count is a meme"?
>>32032163Every dictionary I checked said it means adolescent
>>32032190ok fine then a grower i guess
>>32032182I only come here because this thread tends to be more active and is more general, so I can ask questions that would be entirely offtopic in other active threads and receive a quick reply.
>>32032157I think it's fine to experience your emotions in private
>>32032196Good choice. I'm definitely not biased by being one. Definitely.
>>32031931I don’t like tall lanky, I prefer my height stocky. >>32031976fuck no one of my exes dad was a professor who has autism his mothers life was being a full time mom for him
>>32032199good for you
>Women who like average sized dicks<3
>>32032182Haven't we done polls before where it's like 3:1? Don't think it's that bad.
>>32032198And so is it in public when relevant or useful.
>>32032192Can’t take criticism. Another great sign! What a keeper you are anon.
>>32032200>fuck no one of my exes dad was a professor who has autism his mothers life was being a full time mom for himYou're being pretty rude.
>>32032192will you also teach your son to throw temper tantrums at the slightest inconvenience and to immediately resort to ad hominem? kinda basedso irrational and intense
>>32032174>PolyamoryMaybe you'd end up with better men if you didn't pick ones that think being a porn sick fuccboi is a progressive lifestyle.
>>32032215Who are you talking to?
>>32032165>>32032192Are you underage, anon? What are you mad about? You posted something lame and generic that has been posted here years before, as if it was some big revelation.
>>32032205>pollYou don't think there's a gender bias to those who take polls on 4chan?
>>32032105Reddit tier philosophical insights.Everyone here has already thought about this multiple times.
>>32032219Why would there be?
>>32032175Here's the thing, anon: for a long, long time, I also had to deal with guys in your situation: I'd tell them a 1000 times I'm not interested in you romantically, try my best to not do or say anything that could be interpreted that I've changed my mind... And you know what happens? Even if I as much start a convo with some guys, or smile at something they say... they take that as a glimmer of hopeAnd what's even more frustrating is when it's all said and done, they and their guy friends blame me for "stringing the guy along"Let's be fr: you strung yourself along. And don't talk to me about hints and blues clues: if you get rejected by someone, unless THEY EXPLICITLY TOLD YOU THEY CHANGED THEIR MIND, then they didn't. Here's why: if they did, they can always confess their feelings, just as you did. You're not a mindreader, and they know they told you no previously. Besides why should you be the one confessing over and over even after getting rejected? You did your part once, after that, if they change their mind, they have to tell you. Otherwise, as far as everybody's concerned, the last answer was "no".>I can’t be with anybody in a serious relationship right now, I have issues>Then get in a serious relationship a couple of months laterI mean it was months later. It's plausible she wasn't looking for a relationship, then months later, she was.
>>32032210No, in fact, critical thinking, logic, and ancient rhetoric (which is basically never taught nowadays) will be an essential part of his education.>throw temper tantrum, immediately resort to ad hominem, irrational and intenseIronically, you just described this femanon:>>32032207>>32032177>>32032171>>32032158>>32032143
MenWhat makes you proud?
>>32032161>La CroixRemy
>>32032230I'm not proud, that is one of the deadly sins.
>>32031946Sometimes I think fit girls are so hot then I look at the protein sloppa they very likely consume
>>32032230Of ourselves?
>>32032218>>32032220>reads something intended for a kid>Uhm, akchully, we ADULTS, extremely wise and smart, have already thought of this, your writing feels patronizing me, so generic, so lame, pls don't point out my lack of reading comprehensionKek
>>32032228u so silly
>>32032221>Women tend to be more likely to self-select to participate in online surveys. It’s a fact (Smith 2009). The question of *why* is one that has a less definitive answer.I've seen polls done here sometimes tho. I never mentioned anything cuz idgaf but that was the first thing that come to my mind.
>>32032230my cock
>>32032209I’m not kidding her life was miserable. Despite the man being incredibly smart, he spent most of his time not considering her emotions because he couldn’t. She did everything for him and hated every second of living with him. She was the one who worked after his surly disposition got him kicked out of the academic world, and she had to take on three jobs to keep things afloat. She did all the cleaning and all the cooking. Her life was, and still is, my biggest nightmare. Once her kids moved out, she divorced him quickly.Another friend, who’s a psychologist, recently broke up with her autistic boyfriend of eight years for the same reason.
>>32032234filtered>>32032237this is open to your own interpretation >>32032241based
>>32032228Four of those are me and I'm a guy. You're retarded.I'll say this. You're wasting your time. You're never going to reproduce anyways.
>>32032230When I make a girl I like happy/smile/laugh. It's such a high to be valued by em
>>32032230I've got a 97% win rate in 942 games of Wordle. Yeah, try not to be too jealous.
>>32032245wholesome
>>32032242You're talking about a person with a mental disability with contempt.
>>32032230I've never been in trouble with the law and have never done any drugsI'm proud that I finished college
>>32032230My >>32032228 superior intelligence
>>32032230I haven't had anything happen in my life in the last decade or more that I can be genuinely proud of
>>32032245not just crushing-like, could also be admire or respect or trust
>>32032230Im not, or maybe I am too proud and it circles back into not
>>32032243Seeing people in my life accomplish something (especially if they doubted they could do it).
>>32032246not too shabby>>32032251what a good boy>>32032253sigh>>32032254what would make you proud?
>>32032253Post IQ now.https://openpsychometrics.org/tests/FSIQ/1.php
>>32032257thats cute>>32032256so, confidence?
>>32032244YWNBAM
>>32032258>what would make you proud?Getting my life back on trackCreating a great artwork of some kind
>>32032105Where's chapter one?
>>32032223I can’t claim she was stringing me along, she wasn’tI just really liked her and wanted her because in reality she was like my mom, and subconsciously this made me feel ‘at home’, hence the obsessionIn my mind, there are things that I wouldn’t like my gf to be doing with other guys she considers ‘just friends’ and what I described is part of that behavior.Offering each other affection is not something I take as ‘just friends’.I get your frustration, but this is not just smiling or asking about the weather type of conversations.I don’t think you’d like your bf to have heartfelt conversations with his female friend, hold her hand, hug her, help her wash her car just because they’re friends.I know, my ‘job’ was done when I told her what I want and her ‘job’ was done when she rejected me, and that’s fine. If she really chabged her mind she could’ve said it. This I accept and agree that it was a mistake on my part.Plausible.I don’t want to care about this anymore, she has an avoidant attachment style, that’s pretty clear to me.I hurt myself in the end.
We’re getting Rasing Caines and then watching Nightmare Before Christmas and having sex
one if you had to pick only one trait to have in a bf, what would it be?
Added a girl on IG last week or so, she immediately followed me back and liked a few of my posts, we've exchanged some words, but nothing I'd call a real conversation yet, but she likes every single story I put up, if this a choosing signal or is she just being friendly?
>>32032249The question is whether I would date someone like that, and I wouldn’t. I watched a smart, pretty, and kind woman get chewed up by the emotional meat grinder of dating someone incapable of being caring. So no, after that experience, I steer clear of those type of relationships.
Speaking of cocks: I was promised a social security number on a dick... where is my dick?
>>32032238No, you tried to sound smart and anons pointed out that you're a retard, so now you're angry.
>>32032230Anons here seem to like my poems sometimes
>>32032206A man must conceal his emotions from women in order to be their rock.
>>32032262can you chose one thing today that gets you closer to that? what art work do you have in mind?
>>32032267god complex>>32032266eww, not you again>>32032273very nice
>>32032264Haven't written it, but it'll basically be an exhortation to seeking (and accepting) wisdom, just like the first/second chapter of Proverbs.
>>32032266Does she call you papi?
How can I avoid being manipulated by women? I feel like i am literally the type. For instance, lets say i broke up with a girl and she begged and cried, i would absolutely fall for it and i hate that :/
>>32032276>can you chose one thing today that gets you closer to that?Stop avoiding my blood draws>what art work do you have in mind?Nothing specific, i just want to develop the skills to make what's in my head real
>>32032272You keep saying that. Why do you feel so triggered and belittled by something intended for a child?
>>32032278Kill yourself christcuck
>>32032281Getting manipulated by a girl is hot and based tho.
>>32032267Chadliness
>>32032285>t. definitely not triggered female
>>32032266Based autistic sex haver
>>32032283blood draws?
>>32032278You haven't been behaving very Christlike ITT, my man.
>>32032266Truly a blessed weekend have fun anon
What do hot girls eat for breakfast?
>>32032281Sorry bud, no counter play to that. Devs need to nerf the strat still.
>>32032297Pussy
>>32032295What makes you think I'm a Christian?>nooo you can only read a religious book if you belong to that religion reeeeePeak midwit normalfag right here.
>>32032273Femanons in the thread, so cute and prettyResponding nicely to anons one and allHow I wish to suck their breast - their tittyWhile they stroke my cock and caress my balls
>>32032281>For instance, lets say i broke up with a girl and she begged and cried i would absolutely fall for it and i hate that :/This is why I have conditioned myself to get aroused at the sight of a woman crying. Only manipulation thats going on will be my horny levels, then post nut clarity will hit and its back to the streets for her.
>>32032266Please don’t do this I am so lonely and depressed
>>32032297A banana and a cup of matcha
>>32032293im a sickfag, which is why my life is shitI need to get tests done
>follow micro eceleb>comment on her things>seems friendly enough, tends to go back and forth a bit consistently>live in roughly the same area>have run into her twice>avoids the hell out of me>tries to hide her presence via the environment or friends>can feel that so stay away>makes me feel kinda shitI get that I'm not actually a friend or anything, but I really hope I haven't been creeping her out or something, but it's making me feel really awkward this 180 in personality depending on if it's online or off is really confusing me, and if she wants nothing to do with me I think I should just unfollow and leave her along entirely
>>32032312good ideawill do>>32032303meh
>>32032304You wouldn't necessarily need to be a Christian to be Christlike
>>32032278>He's writing his own book and using us as his testing groupPretty sure this falls under advertising
>>32032265>I don’t think you’d like your bf to have heartfelt conversations with his female friend, hold her hand, hug her, help her wash her car just because they’re friends.I actually agree with this. However anon and though I understand at the time you were probably up for anything because it meant spending time with her, seeing her, talking to her... and saying no to her means you could lose her or be short of excuses to be around her... but anon you're also a part of this relationship (whatever title it takes) and you should get to draw the lines too, define what stuff you'd be okay doing with a friend and which you don't And I know it's not easy to figure out what you want, whether it's fair, and how to enforce it, but that's something everybody struggles with all the timeI hope you find someone who likes you back, anon. And don't be sad this happened: it's an experience, and you learned/will learn from it. Trying and failing is better than never trying never being hurt never failing but also 0 chances at growing as a person or meeting the right person.
>>32032266Having sex is great and all but have you ever gotten drunk by yourself? I think not
>>32032315>good idea>will doWell, she was an anorexic ballet dancer so I'm not saying it was healthy.
>>32032313i see why do you avoid them?
>>32032316So?>>32032317>can't argue, tries to get me bannedBruh
>>32032179Bruh at this point you might as well say "I wish it were still legal to buy you"
>>32032322partially because i have to leave my house and that takes a lot of energy+anxietypartially because I fucking hate blood draws
>>32032259Too high 4 (You)
>>32032179>Hello miss, may I take you out on a dinner date? Not in a slavery way but a gf/bf wayMThis one is my favorite
>>32032182>Do the femanons find it weird anons outnumber them here by like 6:1.No>This is just a loneliness thread isn't it?No
>>32032325I just think you'd be better off in /lit/ is all
>>32032230Not being a woman
>>32032179in a slavery way bc i'd love to call you mine
>>32032285Is Pagananon back?
>>32032266I have never had sex before so I can’t imagine it being any better than my life right now
>>32032337no that's menigga you need to understand that christcuck is a common insult on 4chan
>>32032321sounds aesthetic
>>32032210>will you also teach your son to throw temper tantrums at the slightest inconvenience and to immediately resort to ad hominem?NTA butYesAlso my daughters
>>32032326Based
>>32031981>where did all that energy gο?Nowhere. Caffeine isn't energy, it's a stimulant. Energy is the calories, and your body stores what it doesn't use to a certain limit.>>32032006>how would you react if your ex was jerking off to nude photos of you?I'd wonder where he got them because the only one with nude images of me is my gf.>>32032014>Does anyone else ever make loud primal caveman grunts when they're really thirsty and take a big swig of something hydrating?No, but I have moaned. Cold water on a hot day is orgasmic. Especially when you can feel it running down your throat, into your stomach. There's nothing quite like it.>>32032076>How was your birthday?It was good. Not very exciting, but good.>>32032133While I might not be attracted to most of those traits, the only one I will judge a man for is being fat. It is the only one of those in his control.>>32032155>Women is it okay if I have average length but above average girth?Is it okay? It's preferable.>>32032204><3We stan averaged dicked kings>>32032235>protein sloppaDon't sweat the technique. I don't want meat sweats from 150+ grams of protein a day.>>32032303>PussyReal
>>32032327yeah i can understand that sounds like a hard place to pull yourself out of
>>32032230>Men>What makes you proud?I just am.Don't need more than just bein' me.
>>32032164>yes, if you pay attention you can observe the tension building in the thighs, stomach and balls>its so fucking hotTfw no observant gf
>>32032344based>>32032334kinda low hanging fruit
>>32032342Not as aesthetic as she was. Literally a BPD goddess
>>32032230Having a job, being in a relationship and owning a house
>>32032348good answer>>32032349if i think about this more i will get horny oh no>>32032353why did you fumble a bad bitch?
>>32032346>Is it okay? It's preferable.We are so back boys
>>32032083>Gay couples do it all the timeme and my wife fr.
Women thoughts on simpy bfs?
>>32032355please do not respond to my posts and put your name back on
>>32032346>Cold water on a hot day is orgasmic. Especially when you can feel it running down your throat, into your stomach. There's nothing quite like it.I think the feeling of wrapping up in a warm blanket when you're cold is similarly viscerally satisfying. Some weird primal "yes this will help me survive" pleasure instinct.
>>32032318Thanks anon, I did struggle with putting boundaries in any sort of relationshipAnd I get the idea, in the end me being hurt is my fault, can’t blame her for that.I think she wasn’t supposed to tell me that ever, but oh well it doesn’t matter anymore.Since then I’ve done some ‘self improvement’, I now know a bit more what I want and what I accept in my relationships.Thanks anon, I appreciate your comments. At least I can find some sort of understanding from anons.Truth be told, this turned me upside down, since she’s now dating a close ‘friend’ of mine that in reality didn’t give two shits on our friendship, but that’s a different story.In the end, this is more complex than what I commented about.Thanks anon
>>32032361yes PLEASE and let me be his simpette
>>32032357>why did you fumble a bad bitch?AutismShe wanted a break so we broke up and when she called me I put her on speaker and had a short conversation but she said I love you at the end I and I didn't say it back because I was still hurt, and she ghosted me for the final time.
>>32032361They should be castrated and forced to dance publicly in the street until they bleed out with everyone cheering and laughing
>>32032367real dumb of you i hope you learned your lesson
>>32032346>meat sweatsShit, that's a thing? I'm always the one sweating when everyone else is fine
>>32032367What a loser lmao XD
>>32032368Moid hands>>32032361Loving someone isn’t simping
>>32032366Marriage is just mutual simping, if you think about it.
>>32032346>Caffeine isn't energy, it's a stimulant. Energy is the caloriesDo stims just burn the energy you have faster?
>>32032365>thanked 3 timesI’m too tired kek
>>32032375yes and it is very based
>>32032242Sounds like everyone involved has a skill issue, honestly.
>>32032375I buy my gf flowers and chocolate when she’s sad does that count as simping?
>>32032377how canadian of you
>>32032365Any timeI guess you're probably going to bed rn, and so good night <3
>>32032380Heck if I know, the word has been overused to the point of becoming almost meaningless.
>>32032281>How can I avoid being manipulated by women?If a woman wants you to do things she likes, but she isn't doing stuff you likethen don'tAlso if you're mentally ill and you do that whole "AAARFFGFGFG IM SO ONEITIST AND NEEDY BLARGGGJG I GOTTA SNIFFA DAT BOOTY I GOTTA NOT SCREW THIS UP HURRFG HURRFF" then don't be mentally ill.
>>32032269Please respond
>>32032357You could totally use your perceptiveness to edge a man four hours...
>>32032386You don’t have to simp for latinas man they suck your dick if you just open a door for them lol
>>32032376caffeine specifically works by blocking adenosine receptors (the tiredness receptor) which causes cerebral vasoconstriction
>>32032375Yeah, maybe in theory. It's just state-enforced simping in practice.
>>32032389best believe i do
>>32032393>four hoursA bit of a Freudian slip :)
>>32032394a good one
>>32032380Sounds like a good way to reinforce undesirable behavior.You should beat her and degrade her instead.It's basic operant conditioning, bro.
>>32032346>Not very excitingNo birthday sex?
>>32032394nta, but not every mistake is a "freudian slip"
>>32032385gn anon
>>32032388I dont think any of us here understand the ecosystem of IG
>>32032396I don’t take relationship advice from singles ick
>>32032396This was a joke btw
>>32031981You're mistaking stimulation for energy. Your body always requires energy and in fact, good sleep requires high levels of energy.
>>32032341I wasn't complaining.
>>32032403Most simps are single, most manipulators (who use operant conditioning freely) aren't.
>>32032269You can ask her out for coffee or somethingLiking every story someone puts up right after you met them is not just being friendly imoBut still, you don’t know what short of person she is, so expect to be rejected and take it lightly, don’t get too investedShe might expect you do the same just so she feels more validated, you never know what’s in her head
>>32032361>Women thoughts on simpy bfs?:(
>>32032361mmffghh...
>>32032367That's not a fumble, that's you getting a pass sent your way and going"Nah"
>>32032412>:(whats wrong?
Why is height so important to foids?
>>32032380>I buy my gf flowers and chocolate when she’s sad does that count as simping?No>>32032396>Sounds like a good way to reinforce undesirable behavior.Depends why she's sad. If she's making herself sad then yeah it's retarded.But if she's sad because of some other reason then trying to cheer her up is a good idea.
>>32032411Take my opinion with a grain of salt, you’re on 4chan
>>32032418Foids are like meerkats, you use your superior height to scout out the danger.
>>32032418Status among other women. The women who don't care about height aren't obsessed with status.
>>32032411>>32032420Yeah I know, no one knows the situation better than me and her after all, but replies as nice, so thank you
>>32032418female sexual selection for superior genetics to breed the super human race of the future
>>32032419She makes herself retarded for me
>>32032419>Depends why she's sad.True, but I meant it mainly as a joke.Like, imagine your gf's dad dies and she's sad, but you beat her and call her names instead.Kek
>>32032409>has no idea what he's talking aboutWhat
>>32032417>whats wrong?If I'm being honest with you, half the problem is this fucking website, in showing me that the average man who has a self-sacrificing and pleasing mindset is actually a barely restrained bundle of neurosis ready to explode on the first person who looks at him funny.It's on you guys for showing me that men who simp don't do it because they love women, it's because they fucking hate themselves and wish someone else would fill that void in themselves, and they project those expectations onto other people.I wish I could be ignorant of that, and just take it at face value, that the guy wants me to be happy because he likes when I'm happy. But it's not like I can unlearn this shit. Now I know that if a guy's going out of his way to make me happy it's because he's one bad day away from a self destructive spiral and if I show him any kindness in return he's going to make that spiral my problem.
>>32032418I have said it a lot but it's not important to me
My friend asked me if it was okay to give my number to a girl who wanted to talk to me about a specific hobby. I said that was fine, and i talked to her for a day and we seemed to have nice conversation, but then she just left me on unseen and hasn't spoken to me since lol. What was that about? Was that some kinda weird attempt to set me up and i fumbled? Cause i had no interest in her like that in the first place, but its weird cause i thought the conversation went nice
>>32032429>he doesn't know
22M. Is asking for sex on the third date ok? How direct should i be? What would you make you want to fuck on a date?
>>32032428Shut up stupid incel cut your own dick and balls off right now
So I've heard that women are creeped out by being on elevators with men.But it almost seems more creepy to jump back and insist on taking a different one everytime you see a woman.Am I on to something, or am I just being biased?
>>32032430what the hell lol
>>32032440Calm down, woman.
>>32032436>doesn’t care either
>>32032443They don’t belong to you anymore you’re not gonna need them in the future anyway lol
>>32032430Calm down. Your emotions are invalid
>>32032446Fair point, honestly.
>>32032430NTA but I get you. It's a fucking minefield, huh?
>>32032438/atoga/ females say that you need to see her for 5 years and print out a paper for her consent before you even touch her. They say that's attractive or something despite them being non-virgins.
>>32032445>They don’t belong to you anymore????
>>32032418>Why is height so important to foids?I think it's a preference for conquerors. Idk, I don't have it.
>>32032425But how is it superior genetics if taller guys die earlier?
>>32032428Bae I was just trying to protect you from your feminine urge to kill family members for clout
>>32032425Lol my gf gets so scared when we’re about to have sex she loves it
>>32032422>The women who don't care about height aren't obsessed with status.Those females are also sluts who fuck dogs or black guys. They don't care about anything which is why they don't mind short guys. You don't want a relationship with those.
>>32032454that is only true if you fail to feed them correctly
>>32032453>be ubermensch giant conqueror>die of a poisoned arrow from a tiny manlet 200 meters away?
>>32032453Reminder if you’re under 6ft to castrate yourself and put on make up and a dress and dance infront of your parents until you eventually bleed out and go to heaven
>>32032456shut up piss sheets
>>32032457You have experience fucking dogs and black guys?Cause it sounds like you're speaking from experience.
>>32032449>It's a fucking minefield, huh?I wouldn't be so melodramatic.It's just, if you're with a guy who isn't happy to be himself, there's like a 99 chance out of 100 that he's going to dump that shit on you, with only a 1 chance out of 10 that he's ever gonna do anything about it but dumpa dumpa dumpa.
>>32032380helpful visual
summer girls belong with autumn boys
>>32032430>this fucking website, in showing me that the average man who has a self-sacrificing and pleasing mindset is actually a barely restrained bundle of neurosisHave you forgotten where you are? You realize 4chan has been the weirdo loser capital of the internet for decades, right?We're here because at some point shit went sideways. I would've left years ago if I had anything resembling a normal life.
>>32032358>We are so back boysI think men misconstrue the fact that the optics of a big dick are much more appealing than the reality. Like, they look good, but the thought of taking a dick over seven inches gives me genuine anxiety. It's disappointing too because it ruins so many fantasies.>>32032364>I think the feeling of wrapping up in a warm blanket when you're cold is similarly viscerally satisfying.I will one-up you. The feeling, after a long day, of stripping down and crawling beneath your favorite blanket and your body starts to shake as you curl into the blanket.>>32032371>Shit, that's a thing?Scientifically, no. Anecdotally, absolutely. I think it might have to do with sodium content as well.>>32032376>Do stims just burn the energy you have faster?Not substantially enough to have an effect on your metabolism. Caffeine does act as an appetite suppressant, though. Which is why it is beneficial to drink black coffee when dieting.>>32032399>No birthday sex?Yes, we had sex, but sex doesn't always have to be exciting to be good. It was slow and sensual and she was very attentive.>>32032418>Why is height so important to foids?The two biggest reasons are because of societal norms. Many women want tall men because other women want tall men. But I think it is also a matter of biology. Women want men they think can protect them and taller men are more imposing than shorter men, even if less built.>>32032438>Is asking for sex on the third date ok?Realistically, you should be able to go off body language. Directly asking, while respectful, is kind of cringe.
>>32032464both are cringe
>>32032464Oh shut up shark tranny :D
>>32032467>It's disappointing too because it ruins so many fantasies.nta but good
>>32032454Because they're hotter
>>32032466You take your "Everyone's a sad boi like me" and shove it up your ass, thanks. There are people who are here because they enjoy it, not because they hate life outside of it.
>>32032469u wish i had a cock
>>32032461Nobody will ever make love to you with big Wolverine dick
>>32032467>stripping down and crawling beneath your favorite blanket and your body starts to shake as you curl into the blanketYou can't just say such erotic things on an innocent blue board.
>>32032464>NOOO dont give money and attention to the 10/10 instagram model>give money and attention to MEEEEEEE
>>32032464Your art reminds me of that yoshi game on the n64
>>32032464the first one actually is a simp, the second one isn't a simp, he's just lonely and fantasizing
>>32032473Yes I do <3
>>32032470Hungbros, it's over :(
>>32032478LOL thank you(?)>>32032480bend over then, ill make do with my hands
>>32032475cut off your gross hairy excuse for a penis
>>32032463Yeah I guess so. It just seems like avoiding guys that are too nice would be pragmatic at that point, to avoid having to be a therapist / surrogate mother, rather than a partner.
>>32031952>the other where aliens were forcing people to have sexEver read Slaughterhouse Five?
>>32032432This is the neurotypical failing to comprehend the process of the autist.NT: "Hey, Anon, do you want to talk to Example-Chan about Trains?"Anon (mentally): Hmm, I do in fact like talking about trains, and I trust Example-Chan with this taskAnon: "Yeah I'd like to talk to Example-Chan about trains."Example-Chan: "Hello Anon I heard you could give me a quick rundown about what type of train James the Red Engine is?">A few hours laterNT: "WHY DIDN'T YOU TRY TO FUCK?"Anon, Example-Chan: "That was not communicated to me as an option or a goal and so it did not occur to me. If you wanted us to fuck, why didn't you just say it?"
>>32032482is your cunt shaved?
>>32032465Autumn boys deserve to be turned into fertilzer for my veggie garden
>>32032472Perhaps it's changed in the past few years. Regardless, you can't deny there are more men like me here than on the normie net.
I don't see what the big deal is over women demanding tall men.If I had been fortunate enough to possess any freedom or autonomy in the dating market then I would demand tall women too.
>>32032481The tables have turned, we are back to David proportions being the ideal
>>32032489that is very violent
>>32032490Well yeah but NAMALT.
>>32032489the fuck
>>32032482NTA but I sorta see it, the flower in the top left.
>>32032467>you should be able to go off body language.could you give me examples on how to do that? tongue kissing? hand or her thighs or what?
>>32032496aw yes very bubbly and cutesy
>>32032489Im in love owo
>>32032483Incels need to be paralysed and stripped naked to become garden nomes in my private backyard to scare away scavenger birds or at least then them peck out their genitals locked in sissy cages
>>32032492Well he was a ginger, so i can live with that
>>32032500swear stop posting at me pajeet
Asking for consent verbally is cringe, you are supposed to telepathically know and infer from her movements whether or not you have consent.
State gender. Thoughts on Stellar Blade?I'm watching a gameplay of it right now, and my goodness, the model is drop dead gorgeous undiluted sex and the soundtrack is top tier.
>>32032496Oof, the nostalgia. Remember the skeleton dragons?
>>32032504yes
>>32032504shits so hot when they say yes with their hands
>>32032504But then how will she have an excuse to falsely accuse you of rape, ruin your life, and play the victim for attention? Think of the women, anon!
>>32031965Nta but that's one inch longer than my (F) hand, which does sound big.
>>32032505Is that the game that people had ridiculous hours put in on the demo becaues the model was lewd and they were presumably jacking off?
>>32032485Yeah and that upsets me a little, because in an ideal world you'd want to make your boyfriend happy.But in reality, if your boyfriend isn't happy it isn't because he needs more headpats, it's because there's some schizo gremlin in the back of his mind giving him more negative headpats than anyone could ever outproduce, and he's never gonna fight the gremlin since he thinks the gremlin's his friend.
>>32032500FNAF lore
>>32032505f, I've seen it compared to nier and I liked nier. is it like nier?
>>32032472You're an obvious newfag. Reminder that /pol/ is by far the biggest board, and they're not exactly well adjusted.
>>32032510Chad doesn’t get falsely accused of rape
>>32032487>Anon, Example-Chan: "That was not communicated to me as an option or a goal and so it did not occur to me. If you wanted us to fuck, why didn't you just say it?"But its not so much my friend's behaviour/intention that im confused about. Its the girl's
>>32032512Yes.>>32032515I don't know much about Nier, but it does look similar.
>>32032516Cut off your skin
>>32032457Welp, either we're taking Alsace-Lorraine or we're taking the Alsatian.
>>32032505Here's the gameplay btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a09KInB3XQI
>>32032508>when they say yes with their handsWhat does that look like?>t. Virgin
>>32032491I only want 8 feet tall animatronic children
>>32032522Women really want Elsass Lothiringen back?
>>32032464Eh as long as his oshi's streaming his favourite decklike roguebuilder with early crafting and survival access (And she doesn't suck ass at it) then the guy on the right's happy. Let him be.
Do women ask men for consent? or is that something only we have to do?
>>32032524like them using their hands to guide your hands down.....hehehehe
>>32032528Hahahahahahahaha
>>32032528LMAO! Get a load of this guy
Women, How big is your butt?Have you given a man a buttjob before? If not, does it appeal to you?
>>32032528You only have to ask for a paralysis potion and then you can be stripped naked while holding up tea cups outdoors for extended periods of time
>>32032528No, they just assume they have it, which to be fair is following the golden rule. Treat others the way you want to be treated.
>>32032037>fat women just copeYes. People call picrel "body shaming" because they don't want to be reminded of their own laziness.
>>32032534Ask them if big ass women bully little ass women
>>32032534I showed my hamster up my ass once and he suffocated
>>32032516/pol/ aren't sad, /pol/ would set a truck of ""vaccines"" on fire purely because they're so many layers of irony deep that they can't tell if they're nazis pretending to be accelerationist, accelerationist pretending to be MKUltra, or MKUltra pretending to be eBaumsworld. It's a different type of crazy.
>>32032513Yeah. I was one of those guys once and it's a shitty situation all around. I put a lot of strain on her and it wasn't fair.I think there are probably some decent guys here who just like to make femanons feel happy. But it's an extreme minority. Most moids here want a tall mommy gf who is absolutely accepting of all their glaring faults to make all their worldly problems go away.
>>32032059B-cup sisters, we are so back.
>>32032540apparently western women only care about their tits
>>32032508>>32032530Wait you've fucked girls? Did I miss some lore?
>>32032548He was once a married man with intact genitals until he got into chinese fendom
>>32032430I'm not telling you anything you've said is wrong, or that your feelings are incorrect, but I think it's funny to observe just how much less tolerant women are to male neuroses than the other way around.
>>32032551Wild
>>32032548nope just with my bf, thought we were speaking generally LOL
>>32032552Because many men think all their problems will be solved if they just get laid. And who better to get laid with than a neurotic girl who will settle for you even when you're fat and balding?
>>32032531>>32032532huh?>>32032535is this some kinda reference?>>32032536Oh
>>32032544Love (You) <3
>>32032543To be fair though if there were glaring faults that the guys were actually interested in fixing I'd be down for that, that's why I'm on /adv/.
>>32032556This is far too much of an oversimplification. I'm talking about men who have no problem getting laid or who have been with plenty of women.
I am moderately unhappy with women.
>>32032556Unironically this solved my problems
>>32032069I am. To be fair, I'm a virgin because I spend most of my free time on 4chan and I want to wait for marriage because I don't want to do the most intimate thing you could do without the safety of marriage. So it's not like I'm some virtuous pure maiden, I'm just a terminally online loser who is scared of being intimate before marriage because I don't want to give my body to a man only for the relationship to end.
>>32032491>If I had been fortunate enough to possess any freedom or autonomy in the dating market then I would demand tall women too.Demand tall women without any freedom or autonomy because it would be funny to see people's reactions. Your bio MUST include the phrase "uppies <3"
I am mildly unhappy with women.
>>32032561They would prefer it if you skinned your balls with an exacto knife and replaced them with chicken eggs
>>32032500>Incels need to be paralysed and stripped nakedI'm on board> to become garden nomes Nah you lost me
>>32032569Hahahah :D
>>32032505>State gender.F>Thoughts on Stellar Blade?I talked shit about God of War for being a QTE simulator and I'll talk shit about God of War: 2024 Titty Edition for the same reason.
>>32032505M, coomer wannabe nier, bad narrative and general writing, combat is a mish-mash of every other souls-like / character action game with nothing interesting of its own. I liked the enemy design tho.
>>32032566I like tall women for their aesthetic, not for femdom.
>>32032571qte are so fucking trash. why do gamers like them?
>>32032577Day of the gamer soon
Women i am desperate for your attention
>>32032559Yeah, you sorta alluded to that prior. I agree, that's why I'm here too. But so many guys seem just unwilling to actually bother. So often it's>wtf I started going to the gym weeks ago! where's my gf? where's my happiness?
>>32032564>So it's not like I'm some virtuous pure maidenFrankly I'm not all that pure or virtuous either, else I wouldn't have ended up here.
>>32032530so true
>>32032506I remember this creepy-ass level.https://youtu.be/8ge4LoBxoPg?si=iVQ5CYIlAe9FKTuK
>>32032567Tsundere-kun, please don't go changing on us!
>>32032580Hi.
>>32032552If it makes you feel any better I think it's absolutely fucking cringe how men will take the most broke down girlfailure and enable her.
>>32032586I'm >>32032561, this >>32032567 isn't me.
>>32031880>>32032562 just that one.
>>32032564Cute femanon
>>32032571>I talked shit about God of War for being a QTE simulator and I'll talk shit about God of War: 2024 Titty Edition for the same reasonHoly based!
>>32032587hello!!
>>32032589No this is actually me I was just lying to hide the fact that I have a small penis that I am also ashamed of
>>32032591Thank you!
State gender and favorite colorIf you're ordering takeout or delivery, what's your favorite place to order from?
>>32032571Have you played Bayonetta?
>>32032580I am desperate to get fucked by Tyrone
>>32032581And did you talk to the girls and show some lewd intent, anon? Did you go to places where you could meet with girls?>NO! FUCK YOU! Here's a girl in a bikini playing a piano. My parents were mean to me, so that's why the west has fallenIt'd be tragic if it wasn't predictable.
>>32032556I think like that, but i was skinny and now im getting toned and have good hair, but nothing changes...
Women if you turn me down for sex, do you still want to cuddle at least?
>>32032575>Bro doesn't want his uppiesCringe
>>32032598Male, idk probably a deep blue colorI don't really have a favorite place, it depends on what kind of food I want. If it's sandwiches I go for Jersey Mike's, Asian food probably PF Chang's or a local place, pizza I prefer Papa John's but others are good as well. I also like Italian and Mexican food sometimes, but I usually get those from local places as well.
>>32032598>State genderNB>and favorite colorBlue and white>If you're ordering takeout or delivery, what's your favorite place to order from?Einstein's bagels
>>32032603cuddles better than sex anyway
>>32032598FRedI don't order takeout or delivery. It's a waste of money.
>>32032567>I am mildly unhappy with women.Based
>>32031880Just woke from a dream where I was buried alive at my own funeral>>32031955Yes but, as someone who works in healthcare, the aging population is crippling our economy and taking opportunities from young people, it's a difficult moral dilemma >>32031981Out of your assIn reality though the caffeine probably does disturb your sleep cycle and the glucose is stored in your body (liver and muscles etc.)>>32032043Are unicorns real?
>>32032588Oh, certainly. But I'm mostly thinking of the 'milder' neuroses and behaviors that a lot of men seem to just put up with.
>>32032603depends
>>32032598MForest greenThere’s a Mexican joint near me that has great tacos
>>32032603Behead incels, curb stomp incel children into the pavement, roundhouse kick an incel to the back of the head causing permanent brain damage
>>32032599>Have you played Bayonetta?NoCool movie though, I love the part where the player watched something badass happen.
>>32032614This but for women instead
>>32032613 green….. my favorite..
>>32032614This but for rape victims, they are trash.
>>32032607you are extremely low libido if not outright asexual, you've been in a relationship with a guy how long and you don't bang?
>>32032566What are uppies?>>32032610>Are unicorns real?Yes, the Indian Rhinoceros
>>32032618GARDEN NOMES
>>32032607eh, i dont think i can live without either>>32032612on?
>>32032617Kek
>>32032621I just prefer the cuddly parts over the sexual parts, as sex isn’t important to either of us
>>32032614>>32032620What did incels and rape victims ever do to you guys? They didn't choose to be what they are.
>>32032105>Follow the path I have devised for youFuck this, do what you want son>>32032230Nothing, I just try to help people every day to distract myself from the dark thoughts>>32032281Avoid them in the first placeOr develop more resilience and boundaries/assertiveness
>>32032617How do you feel about Ninja Gaiden and old DMC?
I dislike taking showers with my girlfriend because she likes the water borderline steaming hot while I like it lightly warm.
>>32032590BumpAnswer my damn question, men.
>>32032627hi >>32032488
>>32032633Who cares? Boobs
>>32032528>Do women ask men for consentIn my experience no, I've been "assaulted" by women, but nobody cares if a woman does it to a man, so you just have to laugh it off
>>32032637BOOBS!!!!
>>32032598M, greenPanda Express is slop but I love it.>>32032601KekIt's a self-fulfilling prophecy too. They think their problems can only be solved by a woman (see also: >>32032556), and so they don't bother to truly try to help themselves.
One day, only oldfags will remember NG and KP.
>>32032632>How do you feel about Ninja GaidenYou're telling me bro can't grab onto a wall after being hit by a batYou're telling me bro needs to land on the ground firstYou'd best be joking>old DMC?Honestly had some interesting mechanics, a shame pretty much every game has an overpowered combo you could spam to max rank, even though the game's design was trying to get you to not do that.
>>32032642I love boobs so much
>>32032598M, purple, JustEat>>32032622>Indian RhinocerosFake news
>>32032642Can you draw a woman with huge tits wearing a tight sweater?
>>32032642BOOBSBOOBSBOOBS
>>32032619It’s a good color and looks good on me
>>32032641>I've been "assaulted" by women, but nobody cares if a woman does it to a man, so you just have to laugh it offSame, actually. In front of other girls too
>>32031865What the fuck are women doing on this website
>>32032648it 1 am I cozy in bed >>32032649I LOVE BOOBS>>32032650real shit I love green
>>32032633water dripping off women's tits and pussies
>>32032647Rhinoceros unicornis, mufugga.
>>32032642Plz draw a surly guy who likes boobs so much that he wears an 'I <3 Boobs' shirt
>>32032653Lurkin' and poastin'.
>>32032476>You can't just say such erotic things on an innocent blue board.I can and I will!>>32032497>could you give me examples on how to do that?Pretty much just go as far as she will let you. Instead of asking, say "I want to ____ you" and it's effectively the same as asking her without making you look like a bitch in the process.>>32032504>Asking for consent verbally is cringe, you are supposed to telepathically know and infer from her movements whether or not you have consent.This>>32032505>Thoughts on Stellar Blade?FThe only product I buy from Korea is Samsung>>32032528>Do women ask men for consent?Sometimes, but if we are getting down and dirty, we assume a man would speak up and say no if something makes him uncomfortable.>>32032534>How big is your butt?Pretty big, but it's mostly because my frame and waist are small.>Have you given a man a buttjob before?Does him hotdogging count?>>32032561>>32032567Why?>>32032598>State gender and favorite colorFBlue (and gold, when I'm feeling bougie)They both look beautiful on my skin.>If you're ordering takeout or delivery, what's your favorite place to order from?Sushi places, because hot food is always cold by the time it gets to me.
>tfw go on bar crawl with colleagues last night and we all get trashed, get home really late (I also walked my MILF crush home)>tfw wake early to several messages from my mom asking me for favours and to call her this morning Should I just go back to sleep bros and say my phone died or something
>>32032657ID LOVE TO but I already put away my laptop and iPad … bedtime for me ….
>>32032622>What are uppies?You know how your parents picked you up to help you see over the fence?That but instead of family bonds you have an erection.
>>32032660>Does him hotdogging count?Yeah that's what I'm thinking of as a buttjob. With the asscheeks nice and oiled up too.
>>32032643>They think their problems can only be solved by a woman (see also: >>32032556), and so they don't bother to truly try to help themselves.Speaking from personal experience, getting a gf did solve a lot of problems. I wanted to be better by default than just when I'm single and don't need to groom myself when I go outside. How long have you been single since you're saying that?
>>32032660>Blue (and gold, when I'm feeling bougie)>They both look beautiful on my skin.Are you a blue bone?
>>32032625>onwhy i turned it down
>>32032661I ignore my bitch mother for weeks. Just sleep, you're an adult.
>>32032630>Fuck this, do what you want son>*ends up an ugly loser without skills, knowledge, charisma, status, money, friends because of childhood neglect*
>>32032651Yeah, once I woke at a party to a girl kissing and getting handsy with me while the others were laughing and cheering her on. Got a taxi home cause I felt humiliated lol. Imagine if the genders were reversed lol>>32032667>don't need to groom myself when I go outsideWat, is your gf a cavewoman
>>32032661Man, the ATF are such cock gobblers. I don't even own a gun and I know they're cunts
>>32032670Am I a fish?
>>32032655Water flowing underground
How do I make sure I become a MILF?
>>32032667Jesus Christ lmao>>32032674No, he was trying to attract women. Now that he's snared one, hygiene doesn't matter anymore.Which is kinda the shit I'm talking about. No desire to actually improve as a person.
>>32032660>Why?Women cause most of their own problems and then blame men for them.
>>32032598F BlueEither getting chicken korma from the indian place or chicken low mein from chinese place.
>>32032664Alright, I'm done for tonight.Here's hoping I can fall asleep fast enough to forget this.
>>32032676Yes.
>>32032676Or am I an algae?Caught in the sunlightNo escape from the open seaAnyway the tide flows doesn't really matter to meMamaI just krilled a man
>>32032678This is my intention for any woman with me, to make her a MILFProgesterone is the MILF hormone, keep it high
>>32032676Ya know? Red bone, yellow bone, blue bone. Black has many shades
>>32032679>Now that he's snared one, hygiene doesn't matter anymoreWhat the fuck lmao >>32032678Stay fit, stay hot, stay flirty I have a crush on a woman who's nearly 60 cause she's hot af
>>32032682>Here's hoping I can fall asleep fast enough to forget this.No, you won't. Uppies uppies uppies uppies uppies uppies uppies uppies uppies uppies uppies uppies uppies uppies uppies uppies uppies uppies uppies uppies uppies.YOU WILL REMEMBER THE UPPIES.
>>32032679>. Now that he's snared one, hygiene doesn't matter anymore.Why do so many people behave like this? it's revolting
>>32032679>Jesus Christ lmaoAre you single then? Why are you avoiding that question, retard? You're gaslighting single anons with your bullshit of>no bro you don't need a gf, just focus on work and be a 40yo virgin like me! look how happy I am!
>>32032674>Yeah, once I woke at a party to a girl kissing and getting handsy with me while the others were laughing and cheering her on.Yeah thats rough man. When i was like 13 or 14, a girl older than me grabbed my hands and rubbed her knee in my crotch while in a pool. Was fucking weirded out
>>32032661>(I also walked my MILF crush home)Hahahaha silly QT
>>32032674>once I woke at a party to a girl kissing and getting handsy with me while the others were laughing and cheering her on. Got a taxi home cause I felt humiliated lol. Imagine if the genders were reversed lolDamn, sorry anon.
>>32032693I'll answer when you take a bath, stinky.
>>32032675Fr, they're even more unlikeable than parking attendants>>32032692Because people are selfish >>32032694That's some degen shit bro, sorry that happened
>>32032687>Progesterone is the MILF hormone, keep it highAny tips on how to do that?
>>32032703A lot of menopausal women are on HRT to keep these hormones high.
>>32032701Thanks for proving my point.
>>32032671examples?
>>32032702>Because people are selfishNext time, if you can't produce a response that isn't a TRUISM, don't respond at all.
>>32032702Stupid, sexy ATF agent.
>>32032700We were all doing lines tbf, it just makes my ADHD brain eepy >>32032699Whai am I sillyIt was dark out and she didn't live far from the bar>>32032704I have nightmares about HRT patients shouting for their prescriptions
>>32032687I might start prog soon after my orchi but is it really a milf hormone?>t.ranny
>>32032702Does the ATF ever do anything involving alcohol or tobacco? I've only ever heard of them in relation to guns
Women why didn't you stop them from taking my foreskin?
>>32032704Yeah...Preferably advice that doesn't involve that. Like, are there certain dietary or lifestyle choices that help you keep your progesterone high?
>>32032706Well if i turned you down because you are some slimy ass idiot at the club that said hey bb wan sum fucc then i will not want to cuddle but if you are my bf and i turned you down because i have period cramps then cuddling is ok.
>>32032709You were asleep right after doing lines of blow?
>>32032713*touches your circumcision scar* I'm sorry I wasn't there to protect you.
>>32032598F. Green.I quite like fish and chips.
>>32031250>Do you think it could have ever been filled?In retrospect, no.Her circumstances were too bad and even now she is too broken of a person.
>>32032713Women love jews
I need help!!I want to take a selfie for somebody. I don't know how. I don't know how to make it look nice. What expression should I have?
>>32032716Yup lol I was just having a lil napTbf I think I'd all-nightered the night before
>>32032715>Well if i turned you down because you are some slimy ass idiot at the clubI'm talking about in the context of a relationship
>>32032603Depends why I turned you down. Personally, I've never said no to sex but some guys have said no and were happy to just cuddle and kiss me endlessly instead.
>>32032722Slight smile, camera angled a bit downward, natural lighting.Try both sides of your phone cameras to see which one ends up with a better quality.
>>32032719Did you get anything on fish and chips Friday lass
>>32032718I accept your apology :')
>>32032672BasedI have no willpower though, time to call her and get shouted at
>>32032727It's funny because those guys actually do get a lot of bitches because females love that behaviour more than some nice guy being respectful. Her mind immediately jumped there too because she's attracted to those "slimy men".
>>32032703Look up Ray Peat, it's primarily about maintaining a high metabolic rate. Just like how men's testosterone is destroyed by environmental estrogens, the same thing happens to women's progesterone.>>32032710Why bother if you're taking HRT estrogen and the only progesterone you're gonna get will just be synthetic crap?I call it a MILF hormone because it plays a role in fertility, health and it skyrockets during pregnancy.A question I have for you is, If you could choose between:>trying to transition genders with surgery and castration>removing the feeling of "gender dysphoria" completely and being happy with what you were born asWould you pick the latter or the former?
I've heard some women talking about some guys having a "nice seam". What does a "nice seam" even look like?
Sorry ladies, no such thing as a bad bitch in 2024.
>>32032739If you have to ask, you don't have a nice seam.
Femanons, I would rather be dead than know I'll spend my life alone.
>>32032742That doesn't make sense lol
>>32032741I'm a good bitch.
>>32032744Get some hobbies bro
>>32032744Well, you won't know you did until you are actually dead.
>>32032738>only progesterone you're gonna get will just be synthetic crap?why does that matter? estrogen is synthetically made too but they're both bioidentical I believe.I would choose transition, because it's already made me happier and I don't really get that bad gender dysphoria anymore
>>32032745I guess it doesn't. I don't know what a nice seam is, either.
>>32032628atoga is a satanic coven filled with demons
>>32032718Please voca this
>>32032732>lass*swoons*
>>32032744I hope you find love.
>>32032730Thanks for replying anon. I'll give these a go in the morning.
>>32032746That's perfect. Stay that way.
Women.... would you?
>>32032763I want to drop one of these off of a tall building.
>>32032763No I do not want watermellon calcified coconuts that I have to squeeze constantly to crack like eggs.
>>32032751>why does that matter?in your case it's a nitpick, it doesn't matter>because it's already made me happier For how long has it made you feel happier?
>>32032767fake boobs harden???
>>32032758Tfw I got on the bus yesterday morning and one of the brickies was like "it's fish and chips tonight lads" and everyone was like "wheyyy" and then this nan from the chippy said how she'd give discount Sometimes I love this nation lol
>>32032768about a year so far.
>>32032739>What does a "nice seam" even look like?I hadn't thought about this before now, but I have to admit - some men have a very neat ball seam that not many others have. I've only seen one man's balls with an attractive seam, about 7 years ago now. No other ballsack had a neat seam like that. Most just look like discoloured scar tissue. I wonder if skin tone has something to do with it?
>>32032777>tfw have ugly ballsIt's ogre
>>32032771I don't think I can even post this here. But over time, boob implants harden and the body covers them in calcium from our bones.
>>32032757https://voca.ro/1lETo6XI59aJ
>>32032781I am never getting implants
>>32032771Yes, the ones most escorts get turn into hard silicone boobs. Best fake boobs are the ones with a fat transfer like the ones Kim K has, but you're looking at 6 figures at least on those surgeries.
>>32032780Same bro, same :(Ugly balls gang!
>>32032744I'd rather just be dead in general desu, but we can't all have nice things, so suck it up and suffer
>>32032780i don't know if my balls are ugly but i hope i can meet a girl who loves sniffing them
>>32032791Based>>32032786Gang gangJust one of my many insecuritiesI can't imagine ever getting naked around someone lol
>>32032783Thanks for delivering <3
>>32032794Np!
>>32032783Why do you all have background noise filter always set to turbo-maximum?
Femanons… I don’t know if my balls smell good. Can you help an anon out?
>>32032797No. Go let other men sniff them.
>>32032783What did you say at the end
>>32032797NAG but yes.
Women can you help me get the plastic out of my balls?
>>32032680>Women cause most of their own problems and then blame men for them.Men do too. At least as far as it pertains to women. >>32032689>Ya know? Red bone, yellow bone, blue bone. Black has many shadesSee, I've heard redbone and yellowbone. I've never heard bluebone. >>32032741>no such thing as a bad bitch in 2024Why live?>>32032746>I'm a good bitch.https://youtube.com/shorts/YlmHPZTTvJY
>>32032800"From those evil yids".
>>32032804Hammer or whip
>>32032801>>32032799This has backfired in a way I should’ve expected
>>32032812That's when we think with our balls, fellow hornibro.
>>32032810how is that gonna help?
>>32032814Help?
why is there a mean femanon on her period lately
Fellow males, do you take your balls out when you pee? I do. Idk if its a mental thing, but i feel like all the pee doesn't come out if i dont
>>32032804>testlets getting filtered by microplastics thats not how we make future generations more resilient
>>32032816Give it a couple days, they should be ovulating soon
Femanons, are you ovulating?
>>32032819there is so far no man without microplastics in his balls anon
>>32032816i think she is sad >>32032822yes
>>32032824What about Amish men?
>>32032824yes and only the ones strong enough to overcome it will make strong offspring anywaysyou dont avoid change, you let it make you stronger
>>32032825>yesI dont believe you. Say something horny
>>32032829no, i am doing laundry
>>32032828>uhhh who cares about the mercury in the water just accept change and be strong enough to overcome the mercury poisoning!
>>32032831I bet you're doing it while naked.
>>32032829 plus i already said lots of horny things earlier itt>>32032833now you are trying to understand how natural selection and adapting to a changing environment works
>>32032831>Doing laundry>Not even sitting on the washing machine
>>32032834uh no? >>32032836>trying i meant starting
>>32032836merely "adapting" to a slum is not overcoming anything.True evolution is the expansion of consciousness.
>>32032839i am FOLDING it, ok? thats not arousing>>32032843ok, then expand your consciousness to a level where you do not have to answer to the laws of mortals
I heard someone say balls feel like eyeballs in chicken skin and i cannot stop thinking about how accurate that is
>>32032853suck my chicken skin foo
Ladies, are erogenous zones a meme?
>Women need to wait once a month to experience a fraction of male horniness
>>32032863thats what you think>>32032860no
>>32031880MI was crawling on the floor in some kind of hospital, I got poisoned or spiked or something and was looking for pills there that could save my life but I couldn't find the right ones and I could barely control my body anymore. Harrison Ford was with me and he sat down next to me in this defeated way and said "I'm really sorry, I'm so sorry" so I said "Why, you didn't do anything wrong", assuming he was talking about my current state, and then he said "I'm a child rapist"Then I woke up
>>32031977I can tell from this dream that you're an incel
>>32032860No. We just don't expect you to be trying to elicit pleasure when you're trying to pry my tits off my chest. Breasts should be handled like balls. [Not your level ball busting enjoyers, the normalfags]
>>32032865So I can make a girl cum by rubbing her ears or her soles?
Need gf whos armpits are an erogenous zone
>>32032873>cumProbably not. They are for foreplay and to just feel good.
>>32032860No. It feels like my neck has a direct connection to my clitoris sometimes. When a guy kisses me there or touches my lower back, it's very arousing.
>>32032878Being a woman sounds like an over exaggerated doujin
State genderPost a character who's literally you
>>32032873more footfags? sigh
>>32032884ML
>>32032886Soon we'll all be footfags
>>32032889pls no
>>32032887Wait wtf is that actually from the manga lmao
>>32032892It was in the anime too.
>>32032886I still dont see how foot fags are any different than women who like hands
>>32032884F.
>>32032898Yeah but the hand stuff isn't on the same level as feet right? I don't hear about women licking hands and sucking fingers and shit
>>32032899Great choice, and great scene.
>>32032899Is she sad or cumming?
>>32032884>>32032884Mthere are none, all characters merely possess one or two aspects of me, but i myself am so large and multitudinous in my personality that no character fits the bill... although i find reason to relate to characters whose aspects i share... i relate to like 12 characters and those 12 characters together just about cover the gamut i'd say.right now im feeling kotobuki from wonder egg priority
>>32032904>I don't hear about women licking hands and sucking fingers and shitThats because its so normalized they dont have any need to specify it. Its implicitly assumed that that already goes on. Have you really never had your hand sucked or sucked on the hand of a man (dependant on your gender)
>>32032910ntaThats the best part, its both!
>>32032904That absolutely does gappen lmao
>>32032884I'm Larry David, except I don't have money and I do have hair
>>32032914>>32032916I have to admit I'm a virgin. So what kind of hands are sexy? I kind of want to know if mine are. Can they be hairy?
>>32032884
>>32032920based türk
>>32032919>So what kind of hands are sexy?Too many answers to answer succinctly, its like asking what kind of woman is attractive. One of the most common features women universally agree is attractive though is veins.>I kind of want to know if mine are.This is a good time to use soctoga. Just dont do a palm up pic, somehow a lot of anons manage to get that wrong.>Can they be hairy?Some women are into that, others are not.
How much pressure do I use to make my woman horny during foreplay?
>>32032930Which one of the two is it?
>>32032934NTAOnly a stacy would post this baka
>>32032933thats not how making someone horny works
>>32032936Explain it to me then, I'm retarded and need help.
>>32032937you have to make her want you, not press random body parts
>>32032938But we're dating? Or you mean something else?
>>32032938Are you trying to tell me women are not a picrel?
>>32032940NTA Imagine that you want head. Now instead of her going directly into sucking your dick imagine she starts kissing your thighs and stomach, the areas around it but not yet getting to the main course. Shes taking her time and you want it more, almost getting impatient.
>>32032943Ohhhhhhhhh that's smart! What else do I do?
>>32032947I feel like I'm being mocked.
Men, we're getting a mini moon.Thoughts?
>>32032949explain please but it sounds cute
>>32032948No! I'm not mocking you, I literally don't know anything about women. I just pick them up and plop them on the bed.
>>32032950https://www.cnn.com/2024/09/20/science/earth-asteroid-mini-moon/index.html
>>32032949Time to lure an unsuspecting woman into a remote area!
M here, I find that majority of men who don’t find female comedians funny are the ones who don’t think the female experience is relevant. That venn diagram is a circle. Any other men here notice this?
>>32032952Cute so its like the earth is getting a butterfree it will eventually have to let go!
>women closely guarding their horny techniquesI swear to god if I get ghosted again
>>32032930Andrew Garfield Peter Parker is literally me. I hate watching those movies because he looks and acts exactly like highschool me, he has that exact same combination of awkward nerd and big-mouthed asshole
>>32032951Just work on taking your time. Dont jump right into it. If you're using your hands explore her body and see what gets a reaction. Always start soft then gradually turn up the pressure until you get a bad reaction. Before you stick it in you can slap her pussy with your dick or rub it on her clit.
>>32032962I have a friend from high school like that. When halloween came around he went as peter parker and the women could not fucking hold it together.
>>32032949It's ok.
>>32032960The women here are evil, never forget it.
>>32032962His version of the character acts like the kind of lamestream prepster or sporto jock who calls himself a nerd because he likes comic books, even though he has the personality of a popular kid douchebag. We all know the type. You know, rich fuck from a McMansion in the north side of town who enjoys Magic the Gathering but that doesn't stop him from rushing a frat and then taking sick glee in asking the new pledges to eat shit off the floor and forcing them to drink a beer bottle full of blood and piss during the hazing ceremony.
lol why do people here think that my being an ethnic Jew means I'm a wealthy shyster in on some kind of grand conspiracy to manipulate the global banking industry, ethnic politics, and international conflicts when I can't even get hired for an entry level job at a car wash?
>>32032976If you fail as a hew that is even worse.
Would you say that this represents accurately the typical conversations between male men and female women on the /atoga/ threads?
>>32032963Oh okay so it's like... trial and error? Just like, figure it out, but in real time. You're smart. Okay! Thank you! I can do that. I swear I'm not trolling. It seems it'll be kind of obvious if I fuck up, but how do I know if I'm doing a good job or find the right "thing"?Like how do I tell if I suck or if I'm doing a good job basically. Squirming and stuff like that can mean a bunch of stuff.I almost made a girl cum but she was reacting as though she was uncomfortable or in pain so I stopped. I do that a lot.I have so many questions if you don't mind. You mentioned like, gradually escalating. I'm a guy so I don't know stuff like that, is that like edging? or different.
>>32032980Yeah this happens all the time lmao
>>32032980>femanon: bleh.>anon: you are courting death
>>32032983>Women of /atoga/ are hyper logical autists >Men of /atoga/ are unhinged, psychologically abusive lunatics who direct their worst tendencies towards women>Most threads turn into deranged, potentially violent incels using hapless autistic ladies as emotional and verbal punching bags
>>32032985>hyper logicalfoid hands
Well, have you?
>>32032992No, it all went to>hercock.
>>32032992Nope. Had these mutant tits for as long as I can remember.
>>32032985Honestly I'm normally not at all an incel, I'm a very friendly, sensitive and caring guy and I genuinely respect women irl. But when I come here the sexual deviant in me awakes and I start teasing and bullying women just because it turns me on. I just have thing for dominating and degrading women and I just kind of lose control and become a horny beast in these threads. It's kind of evil I guess. Sometimes it feels like there's another (evil) person in me who takes over when I get angry or horny, I can go from a very sincerely sweet guy to a nasty scary fucker
>>32033017>I'm a very friendly, sensitive and caring guy>Read: I'm a "nice guy"!*fedora tipping intensifies*
>>32032486no, but im guessing thats the premise
>>32031952I wish aliens would abduct me and probe my anus
>>32033019I'm not pretending to be nice, and I often don't show much of it but I know I sincerely and genuinely care for people and don't want to hurt them. It's not a performative thing (if anything I act as if I'm more uncaring than I really am), but sometimes it feels like a switch flips and I become like a different guy
What do you think of this?
>>32031952>aliens were forcing people to have sexGood to know these sorts of dreams aren't uncommon. Makes me feel less weird.
>>32032980Yes
>>32033031id make a joke about pegging you but i think its too obvious
>>32033036I don't care how women feel about me walking to the gas station at 2am.
>>32033037What if I was one of the aliens? And I presented you with my grey, veiny, forked Martian penis, glowing at the tip?
>>32033036Cut pp and hands off.Problem solved.
>>32033039Being pegged would feel wonderful.
>>32033027It's not the premise. It's been a while since I've read it, but in the story, there's this schizo old man with whom you can't be sure whether what he's telling really happened or not, and he claims to have been abducted by aliens, put in a zoo with a human woman, and forced to mate with her.
>>32033036I mean he's right in that a woman has a right to be scared of you even if you'd never even think of hurting her, but "all men" usually means all men are evil and would hurt you which is obvious bullshit
>>32033042Dildos with lights are universally awful, so I'd assume your dick was of equally low quality.
>>32033044I usually detach mine and put them in my pockets when I'm walking at night so that any lone women passing by don't feel threatened.
>>32033040You should. What if there's a neighborhood rapist breaking into women's apartments or trailers and savaging them in the dark of the morning, and you soon become a prime suspect because you're seen walking around the area at night time so often?
>>32033047i am adding this to my list of books to read
Women, would you be interested in offering up your homemade Haitian-American cuisine to me? By which I am saying, would you be interested in letting me eat your pussy?
>>32033040You should.
Goodnight /atoga/I hate women.
State gender.A fucking sorcerer appears and tells you to pick an animal and he will create a bf/gf for you who embodies the "spirit" of that animal.It won't be a catgirl, wolfboy, or some furry thing, just a human being with a personality based on the animal of your choosing (playful and clever like a monkey, friendly and serene like a capybara, etc.)What do you pick?
>>32033052I get captured and he keeps raping? If you want me to kill him you could just ask.>>32033061How does this affect me? It's not like I can keep her safe, it's not the chivalry days. She goes her way I go my way.
>>32033068F. A duck.
>>32033068F. Horse.
>>32033068M. A bobr (kurwa)>In terms of reproduction and social structure, beavers are family-oriented creatures that emphasize cooperative parenting and lifelong pair bonds.
>>32033068FFox
>>32032949>>32032952How this would affect women's menstruation?
>>32033068MaleAn older cat that just wants to lay all over you and be in your presence all the time.
>>32033069>I go my way.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQzdAsjWGPg
>>32031865HELP! I JUST POOPED AND THE POOP DISSAPPEARED?!
>>32033083I ate it.
Women if you had been with your bf for years and he suddently came out with a diagnost(sorry for bad english) autism, wwyd?
>>32032884M
>>32033072I dont like the implications of this...
>>32033086A diagnose does not change who he is, so if i was fine with the way he was before it, why would it make me feel different?
>>32033086I probably already knew before then.
>>32033090kek
>>32033068Mmonkey gf pls
>>32033086if hes dating me hes probably autistic anyway. all my friends are autistic, my gf isnt autistic but she said im still me after i told her im autistic, but if i was dating a guy he would probably be autistic because i find normies hard to socialise with
>>32033068MCrow. I want a loyal big-brain goth gf who's charmingly mentally unwell
>>32033086My boyfriend is attempting to get a diagnosis for autism. It's easy to tell even without a formal diagnosis.
>>32033093Racist.
>>32032418Why is body count so important to moids?
>>32033102:)
>>32033103You will never love your present/future partner more than your past one.
>>32033096>CrowShe won't stick around long and be avoidant.
>>32033068Mlioness
>>32033108Good choice
>>32033068I don't really like animals for their personalities because I understand that they are only acting symbiotic because I feed them and don't kill them.I like human personalities because they are capable of being gentler and sensual.
>>32032886>>32032889Footfags must burn
>>32033103Moids have "must pee on it first" down syndrome.
WomenWhy are 'male feminists' disliked?
>>32033117Because they are slimy wormy weak spine dudes who would throw anyone under a bus for a crumb of female attention
>>32032899Who is she?
>>32033116nta but i have must watch her pee down syndrome
>>32033121NTAGrace Gummer as Dominique DiPierro from Mr Robot
>>32033105Hahahaha
It appears i have been ghosted again:(
>>32033117They typically are not actually real feminists.They are abusers that lie.
>>32033121Meryl Streeps daughter
>>32033103I didn't care until I read the studies on how it increases future divorce risk
>>32032865>thats what you thinkMy ex was literally only horny while ovulating.>>32032883>>32032878M and I feel the same about my neck. If you scratch me with your nails there, I become a tall log of butter in your hands.
>>32033129I like radfem books and agree with their stuff sometimes but have latent misogyny, so guess I'm safe
>>32033128thats when you hit her with this
>>32033128What happened
>>32033133>883I agree that it feels good and makes me melt but it doesn't have any connection to my cock
>>32033138>>32033137Just a usual form of miscommunication where you want to talk but another side doesnt :)
>>32033142that is, once again, not ghosting
>>32033140It definitely makes me horny and probably involuntarily give me a boner.
>>32033125He is right. The man who takes your virginity, you'll always have a special bond with him forever. If you jump from bf to bf, you're just a broken female and will never be satisfied nor find love.
>>32033133>my exMaybe you just were not hot enough for her.
>>32033143>once againnta but do we really have people that complain about that. i'm not sure i have the whole picture though.
>>32033135Yeah just don't date women.
Both genders:Am I big?
>>32033147yes she keeps moaning about her guy friend that does not show up to her discord seshs and calls it ghosting
>>32033144Pretty sure I experience the same or at least similar sensation that you do but it sounds fundamentally different than what the femanon described
>>32033148Hmmm no. I will be making sexist jokes from time to time.
>>32033150Oh I thought this was a different anon.
What do I get out of a relationship with a high value woman.>She is stubborn, and I have to literally be perfect because everything is my fault or a failure of what I could/should have been doing automatically.>She sees me as a constant revenue stream of money, attention, affection, time. I can't hesitate or be busy with anything I'm an omnipresent lever that is pulled for instant dopamine.>She bosses me around, she is my boss and I am her employee.>She treats every living creature, that is not her partner, with care consideration and understanding, not me though, I'm a workhorse moid. I have to earn my keep 24/7 for the *entire* relationship.>Her affection is the equivalent of when girls on atoga reply positively i.e. (You) but with the least possible effort reply attached. e.g. "<3" and nothing else>She also sees literal human empathy itself as a reward, so she is a sociopathic glacier until it's time for the bi-annual report "you did good so I will be care about you for the next 20 seconds"I hate being lonely but not that much.
>>32033152No.
>>32033143Mayeb its notIt just shows im undesirableBut at the same time it was kinda low investment from me either way so not much lost
>>32033151Sounds exactly the same to me.
>>32033135their authors are kinda hot desu
>>32033154>>She is stubborn, and I have to literally be perfect because everything is my fault or a failure of what I could/should have been doing automatically.I decided to not read the rest, since this mentally ill mindset of yours that you display in this sentence alone is enough for me to know the rest of your delusion is not worth reading either.
>>32033160Firestone is dumb, it is the one I dislike. Also I don't like her looks honestly. Dworkin is infinitely better
>>32033164she looks like a boy but thats okay i guess, still would
>>32033163I'm sure your maladaptive coping strategy pays dividends. You not reading is you literally being stubborn, but go on. Live your life ignoring everything you don't want to hear.
>watching my favourite ethot>she's camming live with a vibe and a dildo>session goes for hours >sweaty and slimy as hell after she finishes >...>see the post nut clarity slowly hit her >"yup. Never thought I'd end doing this for a living">gives the stream thumbs up and starts visibly sobbingMuh dickMuh heartI think I'm genuinely in love atoga, why am I like this? I just wanna save her, she made my cock hard and my heart ache
>>32033116Would you rather choose, buy and consume a can of Pringles sealed and with all the intact chips? ORWould you rather choose, buy and consume a can of Pringles that had the penises of 12 men inside and the chips are now turned into potato mashed?
>>32033169>wantA highly incorrect word.Some things are just not worth reading, since they have no value to anybody besides the person who wrote it.I'm also not going to read the diary of some random 14 year old teenage girl.
>>32033154You just described a woman with Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
>>32033171hot who is she
>>32033177Do you get off on being emotionally invalidating or is it just a phase?
Guys, how long do you have to avoid cleaning your dick for smegma to form?
>>32033105>You will never love your present/future partner more than your past one.lmao
>>32033183Wouldn't know #CutKings
To everyone: State gender and what is an acceptable age gap for a hag-zoomer relationship?
>>32033183Like two days+
>>32033182Delusions and blackpill garbage are not emotions.
>>32033187F. Half of your age + 7 is a good rule of the thumb if you're concerned about "acceptable". I am 31 and I wouldn't personally date someone younger than 28.
>>32033187MIf she wants to have kids, the gap is much smaller, like 4 years, if she doesn't want kids, then same as an older man/younger woman
>>32033086"I could have told you for free"
>>32033187Anything above 20 years age gap, below is fine IMO
Why do women use shame/guilt to gaslight men when it's about men dating younger women?
>>32033190>implying you know what emotions areYou could have easily ignored my post for not being relevant or applicable to you, but you wanted to be hurtful, because I said something you didn't agree with, >"Hmm how do I hurt this person who slighted me" >"Oh. I know." "You're mentally ill. You're delusional, your feelings are invalid, and you're not worth talking to."Girls like you are the worst because all they ever do is retaliate by making sure everyone around them knows "just how unimportant they are" just for being near you. You're way of pushing people away is to hurt them, so they don't like you, and don't want to talk to you.
>>32033189Gee, if it's that quick, I feel bad for shaming all those people for not taking care of their elderly relatives in the nursery homes.
>>32033154I don't think you're high enough EQ to understand what a high value woman is and so you are instead describing your gold digger and wondering why you are feeling bad when you are the one feeding, financing, and not fucking her.
>>32033187MBiased but I would date my crush over 30 years over than me I think as long as both people are over like 21 who cares
>she just posted this after not reading my msgIts beyond over
>>32033154Anyone who refers to themself as a "high value woman" is a narcissist lol
>>32033206NTA Nothing could have prepared me for this to be the follow up
>>32033173See? Men STILL don't understand that the vagina sheds every single month. So a girl could technically have 12 different relationships in a year and you'd still all not get cooties.You guys with this mindframe are closet gay so that doesn't matter if you get laid anyway.
>>32033209RIP, sorry brah>>32033171>session goes for hoursBro you could've literally watched a movie or baked a cake or something
>>32033201It's not gaslighting. Men's sperm turns rancid and putting it in young women should be rape. Date your own age or go straight to jail.
>>32033099>It's easy to tell even without a formal diagnosis.Tfw a BPD girl the other night asked me if I was autistic
>>32033171She wouldn't fuck you with a 20 foot pole.
>>32032955Hope she sees this bro
>>32033214One can remove only so much cheese out of an old guy's dick before they start to wonder.
>>32033219Or maybe these old women are trying to destroy their competence because they can't compete against younger, more beauty and more fertile women in their 20's?
>>32033216I wanted to comment "check your dms then" but i think it would only seem desperate
>>32033226This cant be real, Im so sorry if its not a larp but I have to believe it is for my own sanity.
>>32033215You keep the DNA of all the men you fuck, gross slut. Your cunt isn't some dustbin you can empty out.
>>32033229NTAIt definitely would
>>32033229That is a bit desperado broIf she's not replying to you she's not interested soz
>>32033234>You keep the DNA of all the men you fuck, gross slutI'm not a fruit fly, anon.
>>32033215Are you saying that sex for women is a choice and sex for men is a task, sometimes a mission? Also do you realize that we men have 2 categories för women? Virgin women: for marriage. No virgin females: för pump and dump only.
>>32033239Do fruit flies actually?
>>32033216I could've >>32033223:(Feelsbadman
>>32033241>förBro suddenly turned German
>>32033242They found some evidence that suggest that it happens in fruit flies, but still pretty up in the air.
>>32033231[spoiler]Become a medfag, they said, it would be glamorous![/spoiler]
>>32033249>flies>up in the airI see what u did there
>>32033247why did you ignore me
Women would you get the ick if i hug you and tell you how important you are for me?
>>32033227It's never a competition. You're stealing from the young moids and they should kill you for it.
>>32033207I'm literally so jaded by anything a woman says at this point, anything that excludes *any* possibility of the other woman being accountable in any way. >you just need to be a better man to *see clearly* that you are wrong and that women are *always* right.>>32033211I just think the male definition of high value woman involves "being a compassionate person" and the female version doesn't include that. I feel like women think compassion is a trait reserved for "icky" low value men women, and are larping as hostile materialistic people as like some kind of "power move" dating strategy.
>>32033257I don't wanna share
>>32033258well yeah because i dont know you
>>32033262rude and mean
>>32033207Nta but thinking of people as "high value" and "low value" is not very high EQ imo
>>32033258Yeah, we don't know each other.
>>32033261> I feel like women think compassion is a trait reserved for "icky" low value men womenNTA but every woman who has loved me specifically cites my compassion and tenderness as for why they love me.
>>32033261>women think compassion is a trait reserved for "icky" low value men womenNormies don't think this lol, only bitter femcels on the internet who think girlbossing compensates for being an unlikeable cunt
>recently been thinking not that I just wanna fuck girls I think are attractive>but that I want to impregnate them>don't even want to be a dad tho>cute 18 year old at my work>latina, short, got a little chub>would never go for me, 28 year old white nerd>still regularly think of plowing her from behind and knocking her upUsually it's just fucking. Why am I thinking of impregnating them now?
>>32033237>>32033235Yeah, time to get adjusted to the fact that im simply not attractive
>>32033258Depends whether I perceive you as a friend or as someone with an agenda.
>>32033269>why am I fantasising about impregnating hot womenIt's almost as if we're biologically programmed to want to continue the species
>>32033269>latina>would never go for>28 year old white nerdYeah don't be so sure
>>32033273Oh yeah? Then why do I want to kill myself.
>>32033261Maybe you're just a 50 iq and can't comprehend anything I'm actually saying.Why do I bother?
>>32033278Because your subconscious knows you should not be part of those that continue the species.
>>32033269As a white nerd who loves Latinx chicks my heart bleeds for you
>>32033276Idk. I have some muscle on me, but still overweight. She just turned 18 in June. There's no way she doesn't like younger dudes or even just other Latino dudes
>>32033286Shut up faggot.
>>32033273Yes, but usually it's just fucking them. I don't want to be a father so I usually don't think of impregnating them
>>32033286Everyone get in the pity pit.
you knοw how they say psychopaths have no emotions, like they are just empty inside and extremely apathetic?what if I have that but am not a serial killer? what does that mean?
>>32033288No
>>32033293depression
>>32033204>Girls like youTypical of you to assume I am a woman.As I said, you fit a very clearly defined mentally ill frame and you just keep proving you are exactly like all the others.
>>32033295You will NEVER have sex ever again, har har har!
>>32033293You're one quarrel away from starting to fantasize how their head looks on a pike.
>>32033145You're funny. I maybe think about the guy I lost my virginity to once in 10 years. It seems like every boyfriend since him has had more and more significance in my life.
>>32033284Has it worked out for you, anon?
>>32033295do as he tells you or else
>>32033296but I don't want to kill myself?>>32033300I do have violent/gory dreams every now and again and one time I did become dangerously obsessed with a woman but I have enough self control to stifle that shit. She actually thinks of me as a friend whereas I lust after her.
>>32033154This isn't narcissist or "HVW" behaviour. You want a submissive woman, and she is, innately, not submissive.
>>32033301Disgusting statement.
>>32033305>kill myselfyou have zero idea how depression works huh
>>32033293Psychopaths usually do not end up like that because life isn't boring to them
>>32033265I think you're also low IQ because you do not associate high value women as high EQ.
>>32033313shut up idiot
>>32033299>>32033303Samefag
Had dreams about him again. How do I stop?
>>32033316It's true, we are one.
>>32033316so true
>>32033227Every woman knows the kind of old men into younger women aren't the ones we're all competing for.
>>32033117Wolves in sheep's clothing
>>32033318Read books before sleepy time instead of obsessively fixating on him before sleepy time.
>>32033318I had 2 odd dreams in a row today. I did not like them. In the last one, I was in my old school with my current coworkers and it was like a prison with strict rules.
>>32033068FEither a hyena gf or a dog/wolf bf
>>32033327I can’t read >>32033329I had a dream I was in a crowded dark dim McDonald’s and there were a bunch of books it looked like an antique bookstore but it smelled like McDonald’s and outside there were a bunch of old wood plank pathways and ravines and I was pulling my car by a twine string like a sled
>>32033335>hyena gfas in you want a trans gf?
>>32033318This is probably an obsession with himFind the reason for obsession and address it. Most likely, it could be the need to be with someone, or him not being in your life (I assume) means you miss something that he gave you.Go out more, meet new people, realize he’s not that special.
Anybody want something from the grocery story?
>>32033343Yeah, can I get uhhhh the intrigue and the climax? Spare the performance of the action, I’m on a cut
>>32033318Finally accepting that here he is the prize not you :^)
>>32033339No, just a gf with big dick energy. Most other species, the sexual dimorphism benefits the males. Female hyenas are big and dominant and love to laugh. I can only imagine a big, barbarian woman that I meet in a tavern, laughing boisterously, draping one arm over me while downing a pitcher of ale with the other.
>>32033267Being 100% honest, I've only ever gotten that kind of response from women for busting my ass day-in-day-out. Putting large quantities of investment into the relationship, for nothing in return, without asking for anything in return or even suggesting I may want anything in return, despite being criticized for every time I had been less than standard on anything I did or offered. I vent here because I have to stay mr. positive despite neglecting my mental-emotional wellbeing, because being sad/angry is "icky", I have to enjoy what I get without complaining. You have (had?) a lot going for you, and that's something to really appreciate and enjoy.>>32033268Women literally treat me better when I'm not dating them. I have never understood it. Dating just turns them into mean people until we break up, then they go back to normal, maybe I have bad judgment.>>32033281I don't see why you felt the need to reply just to call me dumb.>>32033298>actually I'm maleHere's another (You) since you're just commenting and not really participating.>>32033307I don't think like "dominant and submissive" that's kinkshit I just want mutual respect, same as I get between 100% of decent humans.>anon I see you've had a long day, but I still need you to prove your worth, do XYZ>anon I know you had a bad day at work, it's not my problem I want XYZ>anon don't get upset, I didn't do anything to you, also it's not my problem, figure it out yourself>anon if I wanted to do something for you I would have done it already, don't even think of requesting anythingWhen it's like this It doesn't make sense to be in a relationship seeing as it doesn't benefit me at all. At that point we're not even friends, I'm just a slave laborer that is bullied into shit.
>>32033318Just call your FWBs and obsess about them instead.
>>32033345I haven't fucked in a store in quite some time, but sure, jump into my car.
>>32033339>>32033350Though I also wouldn't say no to a futa dommy mommy
>>32033341Yea I was very touch starved when I met him and I think I grew addicted to it>>32033347How do you know?
>>32033310you're right, I don't know, because I don't have it. The only thing that ever tempts me towards darker thoughts is the prospect of damaging my social image.
Dudes:Would you fuck Aella Girl?
>>32033312so what if I am empty and apathetic and bored with life? yesterday I was chatting up a match and immediately started pushing the boundary with my teasing out of sheer boredom and that was the most fun I can remember having in a long time.
>>32033310Nta but wdym? Most people with depression have suicidal thoughts
>>32033352Tbh you just sound two-faced and a bit cowardly, if you have built up your life with people that are only enthralled with your image, then perhaps you should start to put forward your true image, and you will find people who love you for you.
>>32033361>Aella GirlI've no idea what this means but the girl in your pic is fit, so sure
>>32033103Would you rather drink a fresh can of Coke or a Coke that had more than 1 dick inside?
>>32033354What store?You said story… the climax of the story, that’s what I wantbaka my head desu senpai
>>32033361What a pointless question.
>>32033352>When it's like this It doesn't make sense to be in a relationship seeing as it doesn't benefit me at all. At that point we're not even friends, I'm just a slave laborer that is bullied into shit.Then break up with her. The relationship isn't "serving you". It seems like you're also viewing the relationship transactionally, so be done with it. And submission isn't necessarily "kinkshit" - it's a way of viewing social dynamics - from what you've written, she clearly has a dominant personally type. Lots of more submissive men will be happy in a relationship with someone like that. Not sexually submissive, personally submissive.
>>32033366Showers 32 times a year, has regular gang bangs, and is a sex therapist
>>32033361No
>>32031865State gender. Do you have type? Elaborate on it if yes.
>>32033368Oh, I completely missed that!Well the climax of the story will be you being bent over in the store!
>>32033364>put forward your true image, and you will find people who love you for youNta but a lot of us have a shit, unlikeable true image so have to put on a mask>>32033103Sluts are based but I've never met one who wasn't mentally ill
>>32033373Mion got no typebad bitches is the only thing that i like
>>32033373there's a type of woman I've discovered that just straight up doesn't exist on the internet, as far as I'm concerned. Like, there's no name for this type and I never see anyone talk about it.
>>32033373F. I like really big guys, overweight and tall, with dark hair and beards. Scruffy-looking. Neckbeards, basically. Geeky/nerdy but without a nerdy group of friends.
>>32033371>Showers 32 times a yearEw what the fuck>>32033373Your mom is my type
>>32033371And...?Just means she is a good fuck.Would rail her hard while giving her an unprotected creampie.
>>32033374I can probably bench your scrawny assFaggot
>>32033373Male, Yes. A few. Redheads, goths, emos, and needs are my go to girls. I'm also a fan of chill frumpy girls
>>32033385Let's see you ripping off my latex clothes when we're in the store, party boy.
>>32033377I LIKE BAD BITCHES THAT'S MY FUCKING PROBLEM
>>32033373Physically, not much except liking pale guys with broken noses.Personality wise - smart, funny, loving, with ADHD.
>>32033373M.>her
>>32033373f, idk if i have a type but i think i get along better with people that are a little fringe
>>32033371Vomit
>>32033387>rippingfuck that I can throw you around the store100lbs “dom” wannabe actin asssit the fuck down
>>32033353I’ve never had one of those
>>32033395>"dom"I'll show you who's boss of this grocery store, benchwarmer!
What happens once you become so bored with life that you no longer fear embarrassing yourself because its the οnly way you'll "feel" anything?is this a normalfag thing?
>>32033361FI wish so badly to be pretty. Not because I want to gang bang or anything just to look nice and get a husband
>>32033401Sounds like you may be depressive/ADHD or similar and are looking for an adrenaline rush to feel "alive"What in particular "bores" you about life?
>>32033403Are you fucking all 3? Who is the top contender rn?
F.Yes.Tall, lanky, pale, dark hair, bespectacled, reserved. Back in high school, I sat next to a guy like that in math class for a while. He was really cute. I noticed that he didn't have a textbook, so I always shared mine with him. We never really exchanged a single word, though. I think we were both too shy.I also had a teacher like that. He was cute as well.
>gf makes a comment on a random instagram reel>tells me she gained dozens of message requests from said random comment>has deleted them all>realise how utterly replaceable I am and I could be replaced by seveal dozen men within a single afternoonthe female experience is absolutely wild. Despite being a muscular 6 foot man with chest length thick hair and disposable income I could never attain those numbers and I have never received any message request off random women. Ridiculously easy mode.
>>32033410I was responding to >>32033373.
>>32033373FDommy mommies, women who will physically and/or emotionally bully me, wheyfus, popular girls who are kinda bitchy but also give really blunt (if not backhanded) compliments, goth/alt girls, confident women, women with seductive voices. I have eclectic tastes.
>>32033373MYesWomen that are skinny, cute face, with a great voice (I must love her voice), longer hair, soft spoken, emotionally mature, loving, more in tine with her feelings but also strict and withgreat ethics
>>32033409Deleted bc cringe lolNo I have not kissed/fucked any, I'm too awkward for that, they just hit on me
>>32033418Have you ever been with a girl like this
>>32033400gag on my fist
Can someone rate the different types mentioned ITT?
>>32033409>top contenderHydm? Who do you think I'd have the best chance with, or who I like the most?
>>32033411I don't get why men believe getting low effort attention from random pakis on IG is the pinnacle of life.
Reminder that French Montana invented the term "bad bitch".https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yfjYdRWd5E
>>32033420I have met someIt didn’t work out unfortunatelyI worked on myself since then, maybe one day
>>32033410>Tall, lanky, pale, dark hair, bespectacled, reservedDidn't realise Nagatoro posted here>>32033425>pakisRaycis
>>32033407I don't think I exhibit any symptοms of depression or ADHD aside from boredom and anhedonia. Life bores me because its the same day in and day out. I don't mind working and routine in the sense that it provides me money but the only reason I want money is to continue living comfortably (like in case I have to go to the doctor or my car breaks down or something). It has seriously affected my relationships in the sense that one girl that was close to me accused me of "collecting friends" because I would concentrate on getting to know a person really well then completely ghost them once they considered me a friend.
>>32033373FSub women, like >>32033416
>>32033425its not but its still a stark contrast, a woman can post any nonsensical shit and just get bombarded by infinite amount of men.
>>32033421Man, you became uncreative really fast.So little fun.Anyway, I'm off tot he shoppe, bye bye!
>>32033422Only females can afford to have a type because of the options they have. Men just pick a gf that isn't too annoying to be around because a female liking them is very rare.
>>32033430>completely ghost them once they considered me a friendPerhaps you have anxious-avoidant traits and are afraid to leave your comfort zone and be vulnerable enough around people to form meaningful connections, so life bores you
>>32033314Called it.
>>32033433NTAThat says more about us men than the women.
>>32033433Getting undesired attention from unattractive men who literally spend their day spamming every woman they see is not really that great.
>>32033428>Didn't realise Nagatoro posted hereFunnily enough, I'm also petite with olive skin and dark hair. My personality isn't like hers, though. I couldn't bring myself to be that mean.
>>32033373MYes.Weird girls.
>>32033409he's a cοward, he'll never fuck any of them>>32033436M but I'm mentally ill (I guess) because the only girl that I ever considered my "type" was the one who I instantly became obsessed with upon meeting and had all these violent sexual fantasies about. Eventually those subsided for the most part.
>>32033373FFunny guys. This has gotten me in many an unsavory situation
>>32033438I know I said "ghost" but the reality of it is that I just stopped putting effort into the friendship. I would still hang out with them if I had nothing better to do and to keep up appearances, so to speak.
>>32033410I hit every mark except pale u_u
>>32033451time tο kill yourself
>>32033444>he's a cοward, he'll never fuck any of themI hate that you're right Time to kill myself I guess jk
Being a little anorexic is kind of great I’ve been saving a lot of money on food
>>32033452okay u_u
>>32033453well, what are yοu waiting for?
>>32033424Both. Who do you like the most, but also, who do you think you have the best chance with?
>>32033456Your health is more important anon...
>>32033453Qrd on the pic? Why did you delete your post?
>>32033463>>32033459shut the fuck up and stοp giving him attention
>>32033461I just haven’t had much of an appetite for the past month. I still eat but I don’t really enjoy it
>>32033466But he's my fren.
>>32033431Oh?
>>32033458>what are yοu waiting forKilling myself is too much hassle>>32033459>Who do you like the mostHm it's apples and oranges, they have different appeals. Probably the older woman cheating on her husband though >who do you think you have the best chance with?The BPD girl definitely, but she's very unstable atm
>>32033468frens are replaceable, didn't you knοw?
Men State ageWhat’s the longest relationship you’ve ever been in?
>>32033470sο you're just too much of a coward to kill yourself too?
>>3203347327, 6 years.
>>32033473M, 36. 1 year and 1 month
Is it just me or was Nikola Tesla really handsome? Fellow women, what do you think?
>>32033479Croatian moid hands.
>>3203347329unironically, only a few days after we agreed to call each other bf/gfhappened multiple times toο
>>32033480He was an ethnic Serb, retard.
>>32033480>CroatianI thought Tesla was Autistian
>>32033470>but she's very unstable atmEasier access to the pussy and she probably got that gorilla grip too
>>32033364Unfortunately the only person that likes me for me is myself. My true image is emotionally burnt-out, mentally burnt-out, irritable, extremely disagreeable, combative, competitive to a fault, extremely jaded, hurt, unhappy, unfun, cynical, etc. none of these are attractive traits, but rather the "injury" of dealing with shit people. My only outlet is this kind of "take care of everything so everyone leaves me alone" energy.I obviously don't need anyone as regardless I always end up handling everything by myself, but I'm lonely and want to have another person there.>>32033370Transaction implies I'm expecting *something* in return for being leeched, which is normal and reasonable and sane, despite this, I'm not expecting much of anything. No, transaction does not mean "women owe me sex". Suppose every time you wanted to drive somewhere there's a gnome siphoning gas out of your car. The gnome doesn't owe you anything, the gnome isn't even using the gas, it just takes gas out of your car, and puts it in its gnome-mobile, which has storage for infinite gas, because that's what it understands as "your role" in the relationship. You fill up the tank, the gnome siphons it out and puts it into its own vehicle. The gnome never drives, it just does this over and over.You still have just enough gas to go where you need to and drive home. If you decide to not fill the tank up all the way because it costs money, the gnome feels you don't value it enough, you have to fill the tank up to make the gnome happy, for nothing in return. Maybe you want to keep some of your gas to drive other places, you have to ask the gnome to spare you some more gas whenever it does its daily siphoning, the gnome, asks "what do I get in return? I wrote this mostly for my own amusement, but also to explain my situation in a way that could be understood.
>>32033469Unfortunately for you we will never meet.
>>32033491and that's fοrtunate for you? cunt.
Men why haven’t I felt like eating for a month
>>32033488>Autistian
>>32033495ED
>>32033495yοu already posted this, attention whore
>>32033466Wow rude>>32033463>Qrd on the picShadow the Hedgehog was created by Gerald Robotnik as part of a series of experiments to find a cure for his terminally ill granddaughter Maria. They lived on a space station and Maria was his only friend; before she died of terminally illness however she was brutally shot to death by GUN soldiers while trying to help Shadow escape the colony during a raidSonic Adventure 2 was pretty dark>>32033469DENIIISE>>32033479He was a handsome mentalcel>>32033473M26Relationship? >>32033475KekIt'a more that I couldn't do that to other people >>32033489I'm not gonna take advantage lol>>32033495Has it happened before? How are your habits and health in general? Have you seen a doctor?
>>32033479Kinda cute. Not really my type.
>>32033481RIP, sorry to hear it anon ):I also lasted barely 2 weeks as a girl's "bf" before she just wanted FWB lol
>>32033495Because you rather male validation and male attention than your own health and that's something good because here the man is the prize not you.
>>32033500>I'm not gonna take advantage lolShe wants you tho
>>32033500all meyοu're like my little puppet made οut of garbagethinking about setting you on fire btw
>>32033473M 28Four and a half months and then we both realized she was asexual, so I just broke up with her. Wack cuz she was cute but it explained a lot
>>3203347327Never had a relationship
>>32033509Grim.
>>32033361Is this the girl with the gangbang attendance graph? Aella's gangbang on Xitter? Or am I mistaking her for someone else?
>>32033498No>>32033499Because now I’m concerned >>32033500I don’t think this has ever happened, maybe I’d feel like this for a day but it would go away. I just realized it hasn’t gone away>>32033504If the man is the prize then why are they so obsessed with Me
>>32033506>thinking about setting you on fire btwCan't we just go bowling or something>>32033505I think she would shag anything that moved at the minute
>>32033503I guess I shοuld have specified that -I- was the one who broke it off in each case. Every girl was some sort of crazy (usually depressed but sometimes BPD) and I just couldn't deal with their bullshit once we became "official" and thought I could do better.now I'm alone but its not so bad
WoMenState ageHow many men have give you the wedding ring and not just pumped and dumped you :^)?
>>32033515>I think she would shag anything that moved at the minuteThen make that thing you! Holy shit, anon. Come on!
>>32033504>rather male validation and male attention than your own health and that's something goodBro really posted a Sailor Moon pic, the complete antithesis to this sentiment
>>32033513let me make you a bit more concerned: last time I went through something like that, it was because I was dangerously undermedicated and ended up trying to kill myself after a month or two of being like that>>32033515>Can't we just go bowling or somethingnο because I hate you and want you to suffer
I get the feeling I can't cum from sex because of my excessive masturbation when I was younger and SSRIs that I am on. I still jerk off, but try and keep it less. But I was constantly fucking this girl raw over the summer, and no matter what, I couldn't cum despite really wanting to. What do? Should I stop taking my lexapro?
>>32033513>If the man is the prize then why are they so obsessed with MeBecause your budget in youth, beauty and fertility still good. But don't worry because your youth, beauty and fertility will not last forever.
>>32033488>AutistianSo that's where all the /atoga/ moids come from.
if I died in my apartment I dont think anyone would check up on me unless people reported the smell
>>3203351731. Never been pumped and dumped, married once and hoping to keep it that way <3
>>3203351728Never gotten a ring but never been pumped and dumped either
>>32033522Yes i like teenager girls wearing mini skirt.
>>32033532it is what it is
>>32033517F23Zeroh
>>32033532>foids thinking of ways to victim blame anon's corpse for smelling bad
>>32033535pedοphile detected
Hey retards, if you didn't get the wedding ring then he just used you as a fleshlight.
>>32033525I’ve never been medicated for anything>>32033528Isn’t it the same for men. You’re not gonna be hot and tight forever. At least I know I’m ugly
>>32033532I actually feel pretty good about that fact that if that happened, a few of my coworkers would probably take it upon themselves to do a wellness check on me since we're "friends"its a nice ego boost>>32033543I'm saying you should be, dumb bitch
>>32033541>the guy who proposed to you and you broke up with just used youOkay.
State gender. Did they change the captcha? It's mostly the same but it looks like it's split up by a white grid, can't tell if I'm going schizo >>3203347322About 24 hours. I was 14. When people ask I flip flop between saying that and "never been in one" because it feels a little bit sad to bring up a one day relationship from when I was that young.
>>32033541A non-transactional relationship is a parasitic relationship.
guys: how many women have you had at work that absolutely wanted to fuck your brains out?
>>32033541What if I got neither
>>32033539Foid jealous of a fucking cartoon detected
>>32033516>-I- was the one who broke it off in each caseChad momentIt was always the girls who dumped me>>32033527>Should I stop taking my lexapro?See your doctor>>32033532Get some cats, then they'll find them gnawing at a skeleton >>32033518>Then make that thing youI'd rather drink bleachShe is hot af but mentally unwell>>32033535Who's your fav?>>32033525>I hate you and want you to sufferWhai>>32033539Sailor Moon has some top-tier MILFs tbf
>>32033544For what? I don’t need meds I can overcome this myself. And don’t call me a bitch you stupid faggot
>>32033551I think one or two. I almost went through with one, but her room was absolutely gross, so I faked not feeling good to not fuck her
Men Have you ever been in a mutual break up?
>>32033555>She is hot af but mentally unwellYou will regret this in a few years
>>32033555>Who's your fav?But i feel disgusted with her high body count.
>>32033493>>32033416
>>32033560Kind of, my highschool gf and I were basically just friends who tried dating for a few months and realised we worked better as friends and the spark wasn't really there
>>32033553I am strictly a heterοsexual male, I just like shitting on him>>32033555>Whaimore faggot talk>>32033557but you are a dumb bitchloss of appetite could mean a million different things that have fuck all to do with your actual metabolism
I feel weird and dizzy, I lifted more than usual but have not eaten yet, but this never usually happens, I had a snack beforehand. The feeling reminds me of when I accidentally inhaled boiled linseed oil fumes.
>>32033563She has a high body count? I only remember her constantly talking about her ex, but that was one guy.
>>32033564why did you quote me
>>32033562I'll regret not taking advantage of someone who's just had a mental health crisis? I don't think so lol>>32033568Eat something and get some rest>>32033563Bro was mistaking smut fanfics for canon
>>32033551I am pretty sure one at my old job with a husband (who everybody incl. herself made fun of) and two kids wanted me to fuck her. She'd spend really long in my office and often ask me what my type was and if I have a gf now.
>Parents are religious and superstitious>As in raised in Africa superstitious>Find a necklace I bought last year>Misidentify it as some thing witch doctor's use>Tell them they're dense and tell them what it actually is>They look at me blankly >Ask for my fucking necklace back>Oh uhh we'll have to look for it>Know I'm never seeing that thing againI'm so fucking livid. No question, I just needed to vent. My only solace is that they're careless enough with my stuff that I think they probably did just lose it instead of throwing away.
>>32033517F, 26. Once. But I told him no.
>>32033570Nta but maybe you're just a very quotable poster.
>>32033568>I feel weird and dizzy, I lifted more Check your testicles: does your testicles veins looks like a worms?
I am so sick of being flat chested every photo I take looks like shit
>>32033572>I'll regret not taking advantage of someone who's just had a mental health crisis? I don't think so lolYou'll regret not fucking a hot chick when you had the chance and in a few years, will wish you did while you still are on 4chan
>>32033579
>>32033576I think you're probably mistaking me for the femanon in that post.
>>32033570You contradicted yourself, or maybe you don’t know what the words mean or what you like
>>32033569That's emotional damage for riding the Cock-rousel.
>>32033579Own it by being self confident and knowing you can get fucked while being bent over more easily.
>>32033567I’m not becoming. A human experiment for meds
daily reminder to men that women are not dr. phil and cannot fix you.
>>32033579time tο kill yourselfjust make sure to leave a suicide note that asks the coroner to give you some implants>>32033583not sure what you're talking about, all I said was cunt
>>32033567>I just like shitting on himLiterally who
>>32033586some people can't live without meds, its unfortunate but trueI even weened off meds under medical supervision one time and it still ended badlysucks but it is what it is
Picrel is my proudest /atoga/ moment.
>>32033578nah looks fine
>>32033587Women? Yeah that's true? The particular woman I'm pursuing at any given moment? There's no way for you to verify that, so for the sake of scientific rigour I'll have to get her to fix me anyway.
>>32033590if you knοw, you knowI'm not going to give him the dignity of calling him by a nickname, he's a colossal faggot
>>32033592atoga is not puyo puyo for your vanity
>>32033579Your face is more important than your boobs. Your body shape too.
>>32033587So far it's been the other way around, that the women I was attracted to needed fixing.And it got worse over the past three times.
>>32033579That's so fucking hot, I'd buy you so much cosplay holy shit
>>32033518Is teaching a fish to climb a tree. He doesn’t want to lose his virginity, he just wants to mope about it.
>>32033591Grim. I weened off of them because my mother got upset I was taking meds and they made me dangerously apathetic. I went from wanting to kill myself to feeling so much apathy I was indirectly killing myself with poor life choices. I hate being mentally ill.
>>32033606>to feeling so much apathy I was indirectly killing myself with poor life choicesayy yοu're just like me!
>>32033587>women are not dr. philWell duh, Phil is a boy's name>>32033592(You)'ve made it>>32033598Don't ruin his chain bro>>32033603I'm not moping rn I'm just saying I don't want to take advantage of someone vulnerable
I... fucked up. I had a Bumble date lined up for today, and she unmatched me. most probably because I didn't give her much attention...I really have a hard time understanding women, even though I'm still learning (at fucking 35...)
>>32033416This is me>>32033493This is not me
>>32033603He was abused by his aunt tbf. It happens to lots of good-looking guys in their youth, Bieber, DiCaprio etc.
>>32033608Godspeed, anon. I want to say it gets better but this was a few months ago, so I really don't have the experience to do so.
>>32033587Dr. Phil can't fix you and has not had a license to practice in like 20 years.He's a charlatan.
>>32033610>I... fucked upNo you didn't, online dating is just like that. Count your lucky stars she unmatched instead of standing you up and ghosting you. Not a woman thing as far as OLD is concerned either, it just brings out the worst in people.
>>32033612>This is not mebecause its me, cunt
>>32033587Women, please understand that these men are not Dr. Oz and cannot pennetrate you.
>>32033551>absolutely wanted toNot that confident in any of them, but I can think of three examples that may've liked meThe first was a cashier girl who'd often come over to my area, ask me how her hair looked, DM me outfit pics (and also traumadumped in the DMs), and at the Christmas party she kept dragging me outside for smoke breaks or on the dancefloor, and offered me a ride home. When I left she got me a sweet card and presentThe second was a single mom secretary who would often ask if I was single, or if I worked out, and said that I smelled good etc., and would make a great manager (I was pretty shit at the job ngl)The last one was a trainee nurse who would often chew my ear off and touch me when she talked to me, and would ask me to come to her room to fix basic shit like plugging in the computer mouse or the phoneI have anti-rizz though so nothing ever happened
>>32033613he's an attention seeking faggot and his abuse story probably is a lie
>>32031880I had a dream that the headliner in my car was fixed and then I was disappointed when I woke up to go to work and it was still sagging
>>32033613Fake news! And I got nothing on those guys lel>>32033624>attention seeking faggotYou're not wrong
>>32033620I dunno man. we matched on wednesday. we messaged a bit on wednesday and thursday. I didn't talk to her yesterday.. and was about to message now and find out she unmatched me.
>>32033623>I have anti-rizz though so nothing ever happenedYou mean you are severely autistic.
>>32033639Again, literally normal on online dating. It's how shit is. People are notoriously flaky on it, and getting cold feet is an extension of that. I wouldn't take it personally, as I did online dating brings out the worst in people.
>>32033598huh
>>32033645I see. I was also thinking that maybe she found a better guy or some shitoh well, whatever
>>32033639After setting up a date on an app, I don't chit-chat until the date (he usually sends a "we're still on for today?" message which I reply to). So it's nothing you did, anon, she got cold feet.
>>32033610Will you post the chat log? Blur your name if that concerns you. I'm intensely curious to see.
>>32033656I honestly think women in my country like talking, so I strongly think that might have been it>>32033658I won't.I'm a spanish speaker so you wouldn't understand much anyway
>>32033658nta he’s unmatched so pretty sure he lost the chat logs
>>32033662also this lmao. I'm dumb. yeah, there are no logs anymore.
M,Women, why don't you tell us when you're planning on going back to our place to have sex when we go out on a date?I assume 99+ percent of the time we're just going to part ways so there's no need to clean my pig sty. You can imagine my embarrassment at having had to explain to past sexual partners why my bath and toilet are clogged, why there are pizza crumbs on the floor, and why there are shit stains and skid marks on my bed from when I masturbate and sleep naked. At least give us advanced notice so we can put on an image of cleanliness in our homes when you go back with us to absorb our penises!
>>32033661I unmatch men for not being talkative enough sometimes.She probably decided you weren't compatible or got cold feet about meeting. Either way I wouldn't take it personally. That's how online dating goes.
>>32033618Dr. Phil sent Bhaad Barbie, aka the "Cash Me Outside" girl, to a violent and prison-like teen remediation camp where a boy was brutally murdered on her first day there. That man is no good.
>>32033664You don't deserve sex. Jfc I hope this is satire
>>32033651>maybe she found a better guy or some shitCould also be the case, desu. Dating apps are cutthroat
>>32033667Damn, you're scum. You're the type that deserves to get beaten or pumped and dumped.
>>32033670I have severe depression and anxiety and it manifests as having an unhealthy and unclean environment. I spend more time outside of my abode self-medicating by drinking, popping benzos, and taking edibles than I do indoors. Usually I only go into my own home just to crash.
>>32033670No one deserves or is entitled to sex, bozo. >>32033673Stop being mad that a women that you can't charm them.
>>32033673Lmao women will always steer clear of you because they can sense the vileness you hide
>>32033678And then guys like that turn around and say "but I'm a nice guy!"
>>32033599My face is worse but my body shape is okay
>>32033680You're a butterface!
>>32033678Sure, they can, what about all those stories about bfs murdering their gfs? Where was that 6th sense then, dumb cunt? You female creatures are attracted to abusers and violent men.
>>32033686>female creaturesEvery time I hear about this I think of that movie about the gay aliens genociding women so they can turn all men on Earth gay
>>32033688What movie
Hi, everyone. I know you guys don't talk much, but I'd like you to meet your Uncle Fruitcake. Uncle Fruitcake is a homosexual. Say hi, Uncle Fruitcake! Come on, why won't you give your homosexual Uncle Fruitcake a great, big gay hug?
>>32033669He also would leave drugs an d alcohol in the dressing room of addicts that were on his show to.get them to relapse or come on the show under the influence.
>>32033688That sounds shitposting kino, drop the name.
>>32033682No how could I be if I’m flat chested. I’m skinny
>>32033690It has an offensive word for people of African ancestry in the title.
>>32033694>>32033690It was Master Fatman's last movie. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Master_Fatman#Filmography
>>32033694>>32033690>The film follows a group of intergalactic homosexual black men from the planet Anus, who discover the presence of female creatures on planet Earth. Using rayguns, they proceed to eliminate females one by one from Earth, eliciting gratitude from the previously oppressed male population.[1] Before leaving the planet, they leave behind a "Gay Ambassador" to educate the Earthlings about their new way of life.
>>32033695You can be skinny and flat chested and still be a butterface
Men, please say that I'm a good girl.
She’s literally me :( Christine Chubbuck… except I don’t have a job I love
>>32033709*pats your head, scritches behind your ears*Good girl, what a sweet princess you are. That's it, what a good girl. :)
>>32033691>Come on, why won't you give your homosexual Uncle Fruitcake a great, big gay hug?I don't want to catch AIDS.
>match with cute girl>21 yo>a bit young for my age range but w/e>bio says she's recently relocated from an abusive husband and is going through a divorce>lives not that far>bio mentions karaoke>ask her about it as my opening>she responds that she likes to sing>try to be funny and ask "okay but are you good at it? >:)">she unmatchesdid I come on too strong? honestly I just hate being overly nice in the οpening stages
>>32033711I no longer believe in wine and roses. I now believe in swine and roses. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlSsfhRL36I
>>32033708Butterface means "but her face". It implies that the girl has a nice body, but a not-so-nice face.
>>32033709femanοn is a bad BAD girl!!*sprays you with water bottle*
>>32033713Don't worry, that's why we will never leave you unsupervised with Uncle Fruitcake. We wouldn't want him sodomizing you and turning you gay through homosexual rape and molestation, now, would we?
>>32033717Yes, a nice body doesn't necessarily entail balloon tiddy's.
>>32033709We’ll have you been a good girl? Do you deserve it?
>>32033711I'm noticing a trend of suicide cases and shitty emotionally unavailable retard boomer narcissistic parents
>>32033715Negging a woman that just got out of an abusive relationship doesn’t seem too smart anon
>>32033724Isn't it funny how Boomer hippies spawned both Gen-Xers and Millennimal Animals? Gen-Xers seem to have more strongly rejected Boomer creeds, Millennimal Animals started returning to them.
>>32033726Females love abusive relationships.
>>32033712Ehehe:-)>>32033719Nooo. Stop it!>>32033723I think so, yes.
Would you say you are the way you are, because of ritualistic abuse you endured in your youth?
I don't hate being a narcissist (because I'm literally incapable of hating myself) but it is disheartening when I realize I've been doing nothing but talking about myself for 10 straight minutes and she is bored out of her mind.How do I stop myself?
>>32033727>Millennimal AnimalsI'll have to remember that. It's a good one.
>>32033731>in your youthI'm enduring it now. I have never not endured it.
>>32033729How would you like if you were being abused, dickhead?
>>32033726lmao I didn't even think of that, I'm such a retardmakes for a good story though>>32033729Hmm...
>>32033730>I think so, yes.That’s not enough, you gotta say it with your chest.
>>32033729Nta. I don't think all women like abusive relationships, but some definitely do. That chick will probably get with yet another abusive man. Those women purposely look past the red flags to get that adrenaline rush that makes their vaginas feel funny.
Happy bisexualist visibility week to any bisexualists or pansexualists. Do we have any in the audience tonight?
>>32033729Like moths to a flame
>>32033641>you are severely autisticWouldn't be surprised but I've suggested this to mental health professionals and they all said I seemed too "normal" to be autistic>>32033711Have you seen Christine (2016)? It's really good
>>32033738>That’s not enough, you gotta say it with your chest.I have been a good girl!
Is it normal for men to masturbate in their own feces?
Femanons>seeing a girl lately>they're putting Mask of the Phantasm back in theaters>that movie rules>want to see it and thinking of asking her if she wants to go with meWould this be a turn off for femanons?
>>32033731I was never abused as a kid, I was just born fucked up
>>32033746You should be okay with her suggesting an alternate choice of movie
>>32033743That’s more like it, you’re right. You have been a good girl and I’m proud of you.
>>32033711Also she was passionate about her work but I don't think she loved her actual job
>>32033746>capeshitIf you're going to watch an action movie, at least go with a western, a war movie, a crime movie, anything other than capshit.
Welp now I’m hard :/
>>32033751Thank you! :D
>>32033757Watch movies about people being butchered for food by cannibals so that your erection will shrink
>>32033757cut it οff
>>32033732Ask her questions instead or at least change the subject>>32033746NAG but do you know if she likes superhero/animated stuff? Might not be her thing
>>32033757Why? Because of the "good girl" foid?
>>32033735*pat pat*
>>32033762I already kinda like guro and I don’t need to be hard watching practical effects, that’s gonna form some new neural pathways I don’t need
>>32033762nta but I have a fucked up fetish and if such a movie involves cute girls then I'm probably gonna cum
>>32033762>shrink
>>32033763https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOeWam-Z7Qc
>>32033736It would be better than being alone if she was hot enough.
>>32033428>NagatoroAre there any good doujins where Senpai has had enough and dicks her down?
>>32033768Yes :/
>>32033770
>>32033775I will now watch your film.
>>32033763https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYpoSuJIJQc
>>32033750I would, but what other movies are even out rn?>>32033753Mask of the Phantasm rules. Are you retarded?>>32033764I know she's ok with superheroes and Batman is so normie core, I feel it would be fine. Not sure about animated movies tho
>>32033779Foids like her are one of the better ones. They know their place and are cute.
>>32033759So proper, you really are a good girl. *pat*
>>32033787:3
How do you feel about wearing sandals, slides, flip flops or other open toed shoes, knowing that there are people masturbating to the memory of seeing your feet?
femanon I'm sorry but I have a dashcam and it is obvious that you are at fault
>>32033791Solution: Wear socks.
>>32033791Saw a milf at the store the other day wearing open toed shoes and I couldn’t help myself from sneaking a peek. My brain is rotting more and more each day
>gf works at a bar, usually has to work til3 or 3:30 and gets home late >talking to her yesterday and we planned a bunch of stuff for today >she was supposed to take a dress to get hemmed early this morning and call / text me after or when she got up so we could figure out a time / plan >it’s been hours and I haven’t heard anything from her>she’s not the type to sleep in at all >getting annoyed I’m trying to have patience as I understand she works late and she could be sleeping but it still isn’t like her at all. I would be really surprised if she wasn’t up by now. This is the second time this has happened in the past couple weeks. She’ll tell me one thing and make a plan, and then I won’t hear from her or she’ll be super super late and won’t even bother to text me to tell me she’s running behind. Literally all I want is for her to let me know or not make an obligation and tell me one thing if she thinks she can’t follow through. I’m just annoyed. Again. Maybe she’s sleeping but I doubt it. I can’t tell if I’m over reacting or not. Like if she can’t take the 5 seconds to send me a text and say “hey running behind, I’ll call you later,” or literally just not make a plan with me for the morning when she thinks she needs more time for herself, does she even respect me all that much?
I only accept kindness from women who are single.
>>32033797Seek God.
>>32033803After seeking, I found God and he decided to forcibly suck on my cock while sticking his fingers up my ass to massage my prostate
>>32033800What about women who are multiple?
>>32033791I am much, MUCH more likely to jerk off to your ass in tight pants or your cleavage from bending over than I am you feet.
>>32033808They are Legion.
>>32033808........One of each.
>>32033797I'm not into feet, but I had a tall blonde girl rubbing her foot against my leg on the bus because she was very tall and it was tight.
>>32033729a lot of people love abusive relationships. men and women. you don't know half the shit many men stuck through while dating my sister and she treated them like crap. but they thought it was hot. a lot of people have issues (self esteem, like avoidant people, etc) plus, it creates a dynamic of constant ups and downs and you get addicted to the highs and keep chasing them last but not least the "drama" distracts people from who they/the other person are and instead of getting to know the other person you spend the whole time playing the mouse and cat game and so it distracts you from how little different or even shitty they are. and it's the purpose of the push and pull: so that they other person never gets close enough to know how you truly are, and discover how uninteresting and how unworthwhile you truly are
>>32033798>works at a barAnon, I would have so much anxiety over that. How do you do it?
>>32033803Didn’t Jesus wash feet on the regular?
Would you say that you have ever experienced the ravishes of rape by a homosexual wizard?
>>32033817Mary also washed feet.
I would rather date a abusive but hot & exciting girl than a boring plain Jane. That's just how we guys are Nothing wrong with it, getting hit is a tradeoff
>>32033816Why would you have anxiety?
>>32033821Your mom also washed my feet.
>>32033822You are watch some too much Japanese animation. It rot your brain!
>>32033551Four>tall and athletic girl, I paid attention to her way better than her boyfriend, including listening to all her daily complaints. She wanted to hook up and texted me one night that she was drunk and horny, but I pushed her back toward her bf>this younger girl who was all about social media, I only learned years later that she had wanted to fuck>this one cute girl who always dressed pretty but was secretly totally covered in tattoos underneath, she was sweet and giggled at everything I said, but she had a fear of men due to past trauma. So she wanted to fuck but was afraid of me getting close, if that makes sense>black girl who liked that I was a nerdy white guy, I joked about getting her a collar once and she got visibly turned on. I learned later from one of her friends that she wanted me to fuck the shit out of herInstead I've just been alone for years.
>>32033825girls that watch too much Japanese animation are often the boring plain Jane types in my experience
>>32033822I think I’d actually get harder if a woman slapped or punched me.
>>32033832*slaps and punches you*
>>32033560I suppose soI got fed up and just never messaged her again, and she never messaged me again. And that was the end of that.
>>32033778yes lol
>>32033825Rude, my whole friend group agrees with me. Some of them were scammed thousands but they still prefer unstable girls
>>32033834I can’t tell what gender you are so I don’t know if I should be hard or not. Is this the good girl
>>32033824Your feet needed washing.
>>32033778Have you ever watched the anime or read the manga B Gata H Kei, about a young women desperately trying to lose her virginity and failing?
>>32033791M, I'd be flattered ngl>>32033798>I can’t tell if I’m over reacting or notYes you are bro, maybe she was tired and fell asleep after work? Especially if it was a busy shift and she was kept late? Working til 3:30am is ass lol
Was feet really just a euphemism for genitals in the Bible?
>>32033822the problem is that you think contrived/artificial problems are hotlet me tell you, at a certain point the contrived problems go from love games to real ones, because the stuff you say to each other, hurt each other "to spice up your relationship" at some point gets real. it's like when you were little and you play fight with your sibling. the first hit is done in jest, so is the second.. but at a certain point both of you get serious, angry, vindictive and start seeking to inflict pain on the other in retaliation of the pain they caused you
>>32033840>Is this the good girlYes. I hope I didn't hurt you too much. I just wanted to get you harder.
The purpose of women and chad is to remind normal men to opt-out of society if they hadn't already.
>>32033854You’ve been upgraded to a very good girl
HELP MEShould I wait before replying to people?? I'm almost always on my computer or phone, so when I get a notification, I reply instantly. But I'm worried it's annoying.
>>32033859Hehe:3
>>32033690Gayniggers from Outer Space
>took adderall >spent the night gooning instead of getting my assignments done I did have a revelation, though. Part of the reason that I have performance issues when it comes to sex is because the sensation of a mouth or pussy is so different than that of my dry hand yanking my circumcised knob that it’s very difficult for me to stay aroused if I’m not the one servicing myself. My thoughts end up becoming scattered and the mood begins to progress steadily towards frustration rather than sexual arousal. I even tried to use lotion but the coldness and wetness of it STILL made it incredibly hard for me to become fully aroused, and instead I began to have intrusive thoughts about dick shrinkage. Damn. I really need a gf who is willing to let me ease into getting gud at sex. Any chick who expects me to fuck her brains out right off the bat is gonna be sorely disappointed.
I know there's people here that are Xanax fiends, do you agree that this is the appropriate "stare"?>>203724967I know a woman that's a Xanny Queen and she dοesn't have this stare, she just gets sleepy and placid-faced.
>>32033865>Damn. I really need a gfNo, you need to fix yourself.
>>32033860No, responding too quick is bullshit that doesn’t exist. If someone is intimidated by that that’s their problem, not yours. Reply when you want to. Don’t live in fear
>>32033850I'm honestly like a puppy so I can't see that happening
What should I drink today? Rum?
>>32033869FUCK I didn't link it correctly >>>/tv/203724967
>>32033870Nta, but a gf fixes him. People who get gfs don't go on your autistic grindset of self-improvement for 10 years before they fuck, you retard.
>>32033872I do, but my buddy came to me with a problem last night and I instantly replied "What's wrong??" to show I was paying attention, and he vanished. So I thought maybe I did something wrong.
>>32033880No, a gf tries to be patient and he just lets the problem get worse until he straight up can't perform at all. Then he blames her for not fixing all of his problems.
>>32033881Not your fault and not your problem any more. You showed concern and did what you should have.
>>32033876I'm not a zoomer but I love Xanax stare, it's an invitation to fix them and offer something wholesome they haven't experienced yet... At least that's the fantasy
>>32033874then you're probably gonna end up being beating up and the abuse will only escalateyk, like that OF girl Courtney who started by abusing her bf verbally and physically and finally killed him
>>32033724My parents are gen x but they are not absolved. They had me too young and fucked me for life>>32033742I haven’t but I’ll watch it>>32033752Why do you say that?
>>32033885Nope, he just needs a gf who won't judge him for not getting hard. That's it.
>>32033899Ah, right, that'll totally undo the damage he's caused himself. My bad
>>32033848Yeah I get it. Again I’ve been a bartender and I know how it is. She just called me and said it was busy last night and that she didn’t wake up til 9:30. She said she was at home getting stuff together but there was a ton of white noise in the background and it sounded like she was driving. I usually never hear that kind of static when we’re on the phone at home. It just doesn’t seem right Idfk.
>>32033894>like that OF girl Courtney who started by abusing her bf verbally and physically and finally killed him???
>>32033885The issue I’m describing is ED due to performance anxiety. That’s not the kind of thing that goes away without rewiring your brain through firsthand experience (i.e. by spending enough time having sex that you overcome it). Even if I do nofap, it’s not like I’m going to forget the last 15+ years of masturbating into my dry hand. I’ll just end up having ED again until I can successfully complete the sex act.
>>32033902Yup. Don't post stupid shit next time.
>be ugly as fuck>get a glow up>boys who never noticed your existence before are now interested I feel nothing for them knowing they only like me now bc of my looks. What to do?
>>32033913That's life. For men it's the same with success
Summoning goth midget bf
>>32033909Not even worth a try, anon?
Women, thoughts on bimbofication?
>>32033913It’s okay femanon I know you are funny not because you are pretty but because you had to develop a personality due to not being pretty
>>32033921Whats your bimbofication method?
>>32033906There's this OF girl (Courtney Clenny) who had a bf (Christian Obumseli) whom she abused (she slapped him, called him a dumbfuck, was caught on camera hitting him, called him a nigger (he was black), and finally she stabbed him to death and plead not guilty / self defense in courtShe is obviously one of those crazy chicks/people who have deep seated issues and will keep abusing their partner, "pushing the envelop" further and further, taking out their own insecurity, sadism.. on you, until they eventually kill you (like some men also do to their (weaker) gfs)
>>32033913Meet someone online that falls in love with you without even knowing what you look like.
>>32033923I dunno. Never tried it. I have thought about it, though.
>>32033899Sometimes women are nice. I have performance anxiety sometimes and have trouble getting hard but they never judged me for it and still gave me a chance.
>>32033926>Meet someone online that falls in love with you without even knowing what you look like.How? First thing men online ask for is pictures
>>32033922r*ddit tier answer
>>32033925>called him a niggerMaybe she's nigger girl.
There's a bottle in my left hand and a pistol in my right
>>32033930:)
>>32033932Shoot the bottle.
>>32033927So how would you do it?
>>32033929Meet guys on /atoga/!!
>>32033913>becomes physically attractive on purpose>still complains about not receiving the right “type” of attentionBoy, tell about hubris.
>>32033932Pics or you’re a faggot
>>32033929Weird men you talk to.
>>32033935I dunno. My fantasies involve the girl becoming a bimbo because of a pill or a spell or something. Any advice on IRL bimbofication?
>>32033937Maaan I agree with her (assuming it’s not a larp)u on dem need niggas hittin on u cuzzz she need a nigga dat luv her fo her nocap fr sheeeeesh
>>32033932What hand are you typing this with, then?
>>32033740Yesterday I had a threesome with 2 mtf, a dream come true
>>32033946How would her behavior change once she took the pill?
>>32033950She'd become ditzy and giggly and stuff. You know, like a bimbo.
>>32033921I’m into it
>>32033951Like - a little dumb?
it's actually crazy how different the life of a 5'7'' man is compared to the life of a 6' man assuming they're mostly similar in everything else. the impact height has in your life is insane
>>32033952Awsome. Any advice on IRL bimbofication?
>>32033373MArtistic, creative, kind of misandrist, more petite, with wavy shorter hair.
>>32033956Yeah.
>>32033921Only men that hate women are into it.
>>32031865State genderHow do you deal with stress and anxiety? I have a really hard time, my jaw tightens and I have pain in my chest and stomach....
>>32033958Enjoy it? Idk
>>32033957If you're a manlet or a non-Chad, you just need to take the crimepill since nothing you do matters anyway.
>>32033946Anon wtfYou ask a question about bimbofication, and get somebody to talk about it, and don't have this shit thought out?>>32033935I gradually steer her into it. I love her, but she knows she's not exactly my type. I tell her she doesn't need to change for me, but I plant seeds. I offer to pay for her to get her hair done, new clothes, makeovers. Bit by bit, she becomes my ideal.
>>32033962So she wants to be your fuck toy?
Just had the most amazing sex with my Gf oh god my balls are drained and I’m full of fried chicken
>>32033968I guess, yeah.
>>32033921Why would you want a stupid girlfriend? I want her to be as smart as possible with whom I can have discussions with, that's hot.
>>32033920Not really. Nofap is literal nonsense for people who can’t see the forest for the trees. Avoidance isn’t the right way to deal with a psychological problem. Every single idiot who does nofap is just digging themselves further into the hole of misery while simultaneously believing that they’re making a genuine effort to fix what is broken.
>>32033963Nah I love women.Bimbo shit is like a perversion of what I love about them though, so it's kinda hot. Like how people want loving partners, but a bit of abuse can turn them on too.
>>32033949Mental illness
>>32033791FI have hairy toes and yellow jagged toenails but if someone wants to fap to that its fine with me
>>32033969>I’m full of fried chickenWut?>>32033977
>>32033964MEasy on the caffeine. Mindfulness. Valerian root if it's really bad. Exercise is good for channelling that nervous energy.
>>32033973I'm not talking nofap, I'm saying, maybe don't masturbate for hours on drugs and then wonder why your dick doesn't work anymore.
>>32033967Can you post pics of your goal aesthetic?
>>32033978Fukkk. I didn't mean to quote >>32033977.
>>32033931Nope, anon, she was white. And to people with sense, that should've been enough for him to leave, but he didn't, because he obviously had self esteem issues. And to be honest, I doubt she would've ever let him leave. She would've killed him before he could move on with his life with someone else. And if she didn't kill him, she would've killed the next bf. Before she killed him, she stabbed him in the leg, she hit him in the back of the head and left him bleedingshe would've killed someone sooner or later. but he stuck around and that kinda further sealed his fate.
>>32033964FWeed and a vibrator
>>32033964MUsually I don’t.Sometimes when I’m driving I’ll scream at the top of my lungs and try to drain the reservoir.
>>32033978Yeah we ended up going out for Raising Caines lol how’s everyone doing tonight?
>>32033976Sorry for you struggles?
>>32033972>smart>femaleThat's an oxymoron.
>>32033964FIgnore the problems piling up and just play video games insteadIf I'm at work I try to breathe deeply and not think about it
>>32033985>Nope, anon, she was white.No, that's not what I meant. There's a tripfag named nigger girl that hasn't posted in a while. NG's a white girl that likes to say nigger. That's what I meant.
>>32033947>luv her for her The only people who love you for you are people who’ve known you for a long time. 9/10 men would rather date someone attractive than someone unattractive. If you hang out with someone for a prolonged period of time, chances are pretty good that the two of you will start to grow on each other regardless of what your initial intentions were.
>>32033964MI take MgB6 and occasionally ashwagandha in low doses
>>32033913The most delicious meal in the world is still unappealing if it's presented on a rancid upturned garbage lid.Presentation matters.Always has.Always will.The question is: What are you presenting?Relationships survive on compatibility.Present your important traits that are the least compatible and present them as positively as you can.It is needlessly restricting your options to reject men who are attracted to you but might have thought a girl who wasn't presenting herself well was unappealing.
>>32033998My response was a joke…
>>32033972My gf is latina and has the braincels of a carrot but damn this girls got such a tight wet little pussy
>>32033957>the impact height has on your life is insane No shit lol. Believe it or not, the impact every aspect of your physical appearance has on your life is pretty significant, anon. Height happens to be one of those things. So is having good teeth.
>>32033982It's about more than aesthetic; the mental changes are interesting too. Not so much becoming stupid, but a shrinking sense of modesty and reservedness, a growing sense of vanity and materialism, and an increasing obsession with sex as well.
>>32034007I get that but also you're not gonna be fucking constantly when you're older so someone smarter is more important to me because else I'll go insane when hitting old age
>>32033964>How do you deal with stress and anxiety?Cumulatively or in moments of stress overwhelming me?I have heaps of reduction by avoiding stress.Very little methods of relieving stress.
>>32033967>I offer to pay for her to get her hair done, new clothes, makeovers.I would leave a guy so fast if he did this to me.
>>32034016You aren't the target audience. Cute girls who are already pretty are.
>>32033875Anyone? What's the best alcohol if I want it to taste good and get drunk? It's rum and Coke, right? I wanna get drunk with some snacks while gambling online.
>>32033980It *does* work. It just doesn’t work well when it comes time for sex because I am very sexually inexperienced and have had nothing but bad/insufficient sexual encounters my entire life. My dick isn’t broken. I just need to have more sex to get over this.
>>32033969>I’m full of fried chickenWhatever gets you off. I don't kinkshame. But keep it sanitary for your own safety.
>>32034013My brother in Christ you’ve got it all wrong lmao
>>32034010Basically going back to animal instincts?
>>32033957>height doesn't heckin matter it's your personality!!!>change height on app, get way more likes despite obviously being short in picslol
>>32034024Why?
>>32034023Hahaha nice one bro XD how you doin btw?
>>32034019Rum and Coke is a classic
>>32033865Start fapping with a loose, lubricated hand.
>>32034019Wine and beerTop tier combo, you will not regret it, trust me
>>32034029pls for the love of god put your damn retard name back on you ban evading faggot
State your genderWhat are you studying, and are you enjoying it?
>>32034006Yikes, my bad. I got the impression you were taking the piss ironically, not in earnest.
>>32034028If you think talking to a woman is going to keep you sane then you’ve obviously never lived with one before lol >no sex into old ageBitch I expect to be RFK jr. levels of testosterone well into my 60’s haha
Life feels so empty when I don't have a special person to obsess over
>>32034025In part. Not so much a mating obsession though. She should become comfortable with things she used to find difficult. I.e., she may start out uncomfortable with sex, but by the end, she would be open to a gangbang by him and his buddies.Then the question is, is it corruption or liberation?
>>32034038FMathI only enjoy math when I figure out how to solve the given problems. Rest of the time is spent banging my head against the desk and violently sobbing.
>>32034036Have sex
>>32034043>corruption or liberationBoth, depending on who you ask.
>>32034041No I know that I just can't respect stupid people as equals so it's gonna annoy me a lot as time goes on if she's not very bright
State genderHow do you feel about the ridiculous number of mentally ill violent people who roam cities and public transportation? I'm always impressed how city normalfags treat them like some kind of ignorable fauna that are just part of life.
>>32034047Women were never meant to get an education and this is exactly the reason why do I make myself clear
>>32034038MI minored in Japanese, and I'm studying it again with the intent of moving to Japan.楽しい?うん、ちょっと
>>32034048no
>>32034054I think everything about how the US operates is fucked up and I see no hope in sight.
>>32034047What was your motivation for getting into math? Are you going for a doctorate?
>>32033913How did you get your glow up?
>>32034038M>What are you studyingComputer science.>are you enjoying it?Eh, not really. It’s a shitload harder than I was anticipating and ever since my psychiatrist took me off of amphetamines my motivation to study for it has been hanging by a thread. I thank God for GPT because without it I would’ve been completely fucked. Spending all day trying to wrap my head around the way a given data structure works is mind numbingly boring without amphetamines to spur my interest.
>>32034047You should get into philosophy of math, that might be more enjoyable for you
>>32034052Right? And that little bit of ambiguity makes it even better. She definitely grows more confident and extroverted, but at the cost of how she was before.It's profoundly arousing.
>>32034053How do you know that someone smarter than you thinks the same way about you lol what if she happens to be a woman peak midwit levels of IQ how did you even get past catcha lmao
>>32034066I agree, making people worse(better) is great.
>>32034054MCouldn’t give a fuck seeing as how I live in the suburbs and try to avoid urban shitholes as much as possible.
>>32034058>I can’t breedWell then kill yourself sex is awesome! Fuck off back to whatever void you came from incelious
Why did I have such a great connection with a man who was manipulating me? Like yea he was being delusional but also we were really good friends
>>32034054MPeople should know what to expect from urban environments nowadays
>>32034073It was all fake
>>32034073
>>32034073Because he was MANIPULATING you into making you think you have a connection, making you always feel good, mirroring your behavior, telling you sweet liesIdk, just a thought..,,,,,.,..,,…..
I want to move out of the US but my only options are European cities (I have citizenship) and I don’t want to live in a city anymore
For menIs it gross to hear about a womans period if she wants to complain? How much detail is too much for a friend or a partner?And a related question for other women,Any tips to stop being bloated on my period? I want to wear a tight top in a few hours but I look slightly preggo
>>32034071At least you avoid them. Often I have girls express wanting to visit urban shitholes like that's in any way desirable.
>>32034042It is.
>>32034082Why can't you live in the European countryside ??
>>32034047SameI got a D in trig in high school. I failed it in college five times. Math makes me miserable.
>>32034079It felt real>>32034080I’m not insane I realized it wasn’t smart and broke it off>>32034081They didn’t feel like lies I think we genuinely connected about some things
>>32034082Do Americans think rural towns here don't exist? Get a wfh job and work by the countryside somewhere
>>32034061>What was your motivation for getting into math?I've been good at it ever since I was a kid.>Are you going for a doctorate?Probably. I'm not sure. We'll see how it pans out.
>>32034084I don’t blame them, it can be kind of exciting in short bursts. I’d never want to live in one, though. Nonstop chaos seems like a pretty great way to get cancer and die at 40.
>>32034083Nah we fuckin on her period blood sacrifice
>>32034073Is that red flag anon?
>>32033997Ah, sorry. Didn't even know the lore behind nigger girl ... TIL, I guess.
>>32034087Can’t afford it and there aren’t any schools in the countryside generally that I could assimilate through. Also less jobs
>>32034073>connection>manipulationDo you ever hear women mention these when the guy is not really doing anything particularly special and she's just projecting it onto him
>>32034097>there aren’t any schools in the countryside generally that I could assimilate throughHow old are you
>>32034088>failed it 5 times Did you eventually pass it? Ultimately that’s all that matters. >t. took Linear Algebra 4 times even though it really wasn’t that hard
>>32034094Period blood doesn't count as a blood sacrifice because it happens naturally.
>>32034083MThe ones who get squeamish talking about periods are weak.
>>32034042>>32034085Who were you guys obsessing over before?
>>32034038FIn graduate school doing a statistics based degree! My undergrad was in math and csI enjoy it. I really wish I could have done a pure math degree for grad school but that would be pointless, and not help make me more employable
>>32034054I am part of the Avengers fan club so if I ever run into a bad guy I don’t have to worry
>>32034083>grossPersonally, idc, it’s a natural process that can cripple a woman for a few daysI was told by a woman that she had her period and that she stained her clothes because she was careless etcIdc, it’s same as venting about anything else in my bookOn the other hand I’d think women would feel uncomfortable to hear about a man’s boner and why it happened
>>32034101>Did you eventually pass it?No. I wasn't allowed to take it again. I had to settle for a BA instead of a BS. Same degree, just no math.
>>32034038MaleI studied math and physics, it was fun
>>32034104I'm currently obsessing over>her
>>32034047>>32034105Need mathy girl so bad
>>32034091I like the suburbs out here but they’re super expensive I hate the driving and the shitty hospitals and shitty work life benefits >>3203410024
>>32034054MI'm always on edge. I'm thinking of getting a knife of some sort at least. So far, people just shout at me and try to hit me when I pass by.
>>32034089Did you post about this guy a couple of threads back? When most of us told you he’s a massive red flag?Or are you a larper fishing for (you)s
>>32034102Can a Hebrew confirm please?
>>32034095Yea why>>32034099His behaviour was special to me, maybe it isn’t to someone who was used to it?I’m just repeating what others have told me
State gender. How many calories do you eat daily?
>>32031865>matched with girl on tinder>talk for a bit and she gives me her snapchat>at bar with a friend>she messages me and asks if im at the bar>say yes and she invites me over to see her friends>chat for awhile and go back to my friend but as im going she grabs my hand and slowly lets it go>ask her out and she says she cant as a friend is visiting>keep talking on snapchat>invite her to a houseparty my friends are haaving >she cant because another friend is visiting her on that dayShould I keep trying? She messages me fairly quick enough
>>32034116same, feel like a magnet for violent shitheads but most people I talk to act like it never happens
>>32034117I did and I broke it off I’m just trying to understand how it got so far. I’m sorry if I’m being annoying
>>32034054I can protect myself and my gf from any dyel schizo faggot that thinks he’s the Arthur Fleck
>>32034101>>t. took Linear Algebra 4 times even though it really wasn’t that hardI'm taking it a 2nd time. Wish me luck.
>>32034122F500-1000 (I'm trying to lose weight).
>>32034109>wasn’t allowed to take it again Dafuq lol. It blows my mind when colleges do shit like that. I guess they think they’re helping you out. To be fair, if you couldn’t do trig then you definitely wouldn’t have been able to succeed at any higher level math courses.
>>32034121Hi. That's all>>32034122MAbout 1,200/day this past week
>>320341223000-4000 sometimes 5000 for training days
>>32034104My best friend. I've posted about him multiple times over the past few days, sorry it's probably obnoxious.He's an online friend I met on Reddit and we started spending every waking moment chatting/gaming/voicing but doesn't like me like I like him. Sometimes he's so cold to me. After three years of hanging on his every word I finally woke the fuck up and realized how big of a retard I've been, and this whiplash of going from loving him to feeling indifferent is the most heartbreaking thing I've ever been through.
>>32034113But we're so busy doing homework
>>32034130You got this, anon. Just don’t skip lectures or fall behind on assignments and you’ll do fine.
>>32034123it's a tinder girl you should not take anything seriously, most of them are just there for the validationif she was really that interested she'd make the time and space
>>32034132I simply cannot understand what the hell sin, cos, tan are. Everything else in the course I could do fine... but that's half of it.Yeah. I'm retarded at math.
>>32034123She is expressing interest but has a very active social life, I would say keep trying a bit more, or wait for her to suggest a date
>>32033893You aren't "wholesome," yοu have an empty smile and a hungry hug, even a barred out hoe instinctively knows not to touch you with a ten foot pole
>>32034047How old are you to supposedly be majored in maths but are still oing problems? Because at college level, and especially graduate, you are proving theorems, rather than doing problems
>>32034116Unlike street gangs anyone can be a part of the Avengers fan club by mailing in twenty dollars plus shipping plus tip to the knoife store
>>32034126No problem, it felt like the same problemIt’s ok to vent, I also posted about my problems multiple times in atoga and someone always repliedI was manipulated by another man to think he’s my friendThe thing with manipulators is that no matter how much people from the outside tell you that they’re awful, you can never see it in that momentImo, you can try talking to a shrink to help you figure out how it happened, what made it feel genuine for you, and why did you fall for him despite the obvious red flagsYou can compare his behaviors with one of your parent’s or care taker’s bahvior, see if there’s a pattern, not a 1:1 match, but certain aspects that made you feel like he’s ‘home’
>>32034141Sometimes being a housewife only requires basic measurements and volume like how much flour and sugar to add when baking
girls, if you BF says "wear this while we're fucking" would you? Would you still do it if he talks about putting his swedish meatballs in your bag during sex?
>>32034151I don't want to be a housewife (male)
>>32034054Most mentally ill people aren't violent, and vice versa>>32033897>Why do you say that?Watch the film and you'll find out :p If you like psychological dramas I recommendSpoilers ahead, but basically as a reporter she wants to do more gritty stories and human-interest pieces which her boss shoots down because he just cares about the station making money, and all her colleagues are normies who just treat it like a job so she's seen as the kooky one. Also she asks out her work crush who screws her over, taking her to some weird cultish self-help group, and then picks a stacy colleague to transfer with him to Baltimore when he gets promoted. It's a pretty depressing but really well-acted and edited story of what can happen when someone has unchecked mental health issues for a long time that eventually spiral and come to a head>>32034042Life of a BPD >>32034038I don't enjoy school so I dropped out, I just work (well, calling it work is generous) reception desk>>32033913People like attractive people, that's life>>32033904You need to chill out painter boy
>>32034141I might be misremembering but aren’t sine and cosine just descriptions of functions the same way a tangent is
>>32034149What I’m trying to say is that most likely familiarity made you fall for himYour subconscious mind found that familiar pattern, it’s not something that you found by rationally analysing and deciding, it just made you feel at ‘home’
>>32034145I don't mind being used for hugs either, it doesn't have to be wholesome
>>32034141You’re probably thinking too much about it. Succeeding at math involves following the instructions first and foremost and then worrying about understanding the theory behind how/why this shit works later. I’ve discovered that I’ve been running into that same problem with computer science. I’m 10,000 years too incompetent to be worrying about theory. What matters at my level is knowing HOW to get the shit done; not knowing WHY. Realizing that has made it a lot easier for me to just accept the fact that there’s a ton of shit I’m gonna be completely clueless about and just focus on wrapping it up anyway.
>>32034156I don't know, I never had it explained. I just sat there during tests for maybe 10 minutes staring at the questions before writing "I have no idea" and marking them all wrong for the teacher.
>>32034122Not anywhere close to enough but I am progressing
I have "predator mindset" and it's not something that can be cured. How do I navigate dealing with someone that can see through my facade? Anyοne else dealt with this?
>>32034166What does that mean?
>>32034038I'm always "studying" things in my free time though, whatever catches my interest, I feel like a jack of all trades. But my bipolar brain cannot get through a degree
>>32034168Younger girls.....
>>32034166Get a latina gf to take out your frustrations on
>>32034162>I don't know, I never had it explainedWtf then how do they expect you to understand and why are they being paid
>>32034158Honestly getting a hug from a woman is such an ego trip for me. It means she feels safe/comfortable with me.
>>32034138I know and it hurts not being able to help. Yet I find you so endearing
>>32034172>jack of all trades >master of noneThe fate of every autist
>>32034174no No NO(t necessarily)>>32034168some women are really naive and manipulated easily, and that activates something in me that wants to do things to them
>>32034176I think it was taught in a prior class maybe... They ask me to find sin A, I scratch my head. Maybe it's A/C? No, that sin button on the calculator must have something to do with it.
>>32034156That’s actually not a bad way to describe them. They’re terms used to describe the relationship between a given length and a given angle, and their functions are based around pic related (the unit circle).
>>32034180Jack of all trades master of noneOften times better than master of one
>>32034122You guys eat every day?
>>32034168he's always pre-dating, but never dating
>>32034088Eh even if you got 30 in math too, you'd only be looking at a composite 32. Maybe.
>>32034189I'm more of a carbon dating man myself
>>32034188Tsuki Project was cool
>>32034187Ironic coming from a tripfag with nothing to show for it
Question for menDo you really find picrel body type the most attractive? I can't help but think they are fat
There's a guy where I work who is the embodiment of cringe. He doesn't speak to anyone but pretty girls. He won't even make eye contact with me. But he follows my friend around and pesters her to the point that everyone is laughing at him behind his back about it. She's an ultra Christian straight-laced girl and he tries to impress her by telling her he grows weed at home and had to get new tires from doing burnouts. Whenever guys on here complain about bitches who don't give them a chance, or "nice guy" stuff I imagine they are someone like him irl.
>>32034199No, but they aren't fat.
>>32034122Probably around 2k - 2.5k (not counting beers). I seriously need to start getting into the habit of exercising, but I keep putting it off because I hate working out and would rather just get drunk instead.
>>32034199Perfect ass, if you find this fat or unattractive you are low T dyel
>>32034198But I have a femanon gfI just won the game
>>32034199>most attractiveNo, I think it’s just attractiveI don’t think it’s fat
>>32034192same, you could say we're carbon copiesi'm sorry
>>32034199>most Eh, that’s hard to say for sure. She does have an incredibly sexy figure, though. Seeing someone like that in real life is always a treat.
>>32034200Death to the nuclear incel inshallah
Here is what I think is the most beautiful body type
>>32034199>I can't help but think they are fatNot a man, but that is fat. Picrel is ideal imo. You can see by her arms and clavicles that the rest of her body is thin, but she still has breasts.
>>32034199I think this is objectively the most attractive body a woman has ever hadSelma Hayek in her prime
>>32034206And I have a latina gf when are you gonna get off your ass and live your life bro
>>32031869Not true for me. I would prefer an unused man.
>>32034218I think she looks fat and big boobs do not look good. Medium size look better
>>32034215Here's a better, full-body example of what I mean.
>>32034225>I think she looks fat Lol anon, pls.
>>32034225Sounds like you have an anorexia fetish, her waist is tiny compared to her hips, her stomach is flat and her ribs are showing
>>32034227Yes I would love to look like that
Men, women for all ages: how often do you shower and shave?>female>22 y/o>4 days a week, at least>shave pits, vag, and ass once a month before period.
>>32034233M28Shower daily, twice if I work out. I shave when the cool stubble starts turning into just facial hair, so every few days. My upper chest hair sucks so I shave that maybe every two weeks
MenWhat do you think of girls with short legs? Are they much inferior compared to girls with long legs?
>>32034227I have a body like that except my hips are more narrow than my shoulders
>>32034233M33I try to shower at least once every day unless I have nothing to do that day and don’t leave my house. When I’m working out I usually go for twice a day. Been avoiding flossing for a while which has gotten a bit out of hand. I only shave my pubes when I’m going to a party or out on a date.
>>32034233M 27Shave beard line twice per weekShave my dick about once a weekTrim pubes, pits once every 2 weeksTrim chest every monthTrim leg hair twice per summer
>>32034233M20I shower every day, however I shampoo only every 2-3 days. Shaving once a week or sometimes twice a week, depends a bit how short I shave.
>thread ruined by incel fetishesGet some real ass bros
>>32034237>much inferiorI wouldn't say much, but inferior to long legs. A long torso can be hot if you are very slender like >>32034227
>>32034225>I think she looks fatHotdog fingers typed this
>>32034244I didn’t know you could shave your cock, like the shaft part.
>>32034237>inferiorStop being insecureAs long as they’re proportionate, it’s fine
>>32034233M 30I shower and shave daily, my hair gets greasy if I skip once and my facial hair grows so fast that I look like I haven’t shaved in a week after a few hours.
>>32034247I need to shampoo more often now that I’m growing out my hair. I’ve been hella lazy about taking better care of it.
>>32034248How many times will you post this bitch? :/
>>32034233Don’t shower I until I have work don’t shave until I see my gf she likes hairy rugby player bod and ultimately determines my grooming schedule
>>32034225The gap between her tighs would fit a 2nd pussy, what are you talking about
>>32034259I have been growing out to medium-level hair and 2-3 shampooing works for me right now, I use leave-in conditioner though which helps I think
>>32034255I can go as long as a month to not wash my hair because of how dry my skin is. Wow…
>>32034260My goal is for everyone on this board to find love or at least have sex with someone they love once
Short legs vs
How do I ask out this girl I work with? We've hung out twice with other coworkers and I think we're both into eachother. I think she's getting kind of sick of waiting for me to make a move though. Can I just plan to ask her out to a concert with me next time we're alone, or do I need to play it by ear and ask her when it feels natural?
>>32034269How does that make sense as an answer to that question
>>32034269Finding love is one thing.You guys think too highly of having sex.
Long legs
>>32034272>>32034279Fat in flats vs skinny in heels.
>>32034280You girls really don’t know the meaning of fat.
>>32034233MShower dailyNo shaving if I don't think I'm getting laid soon
>>32034278to his credit, he said "sex with someone they love" not just sex
>>32034286For women, fat means a BMI over 19.
>>32034273>when it feels natural When it comes to shit like this, it’s always better to approach them confidently. Waiting for the “opportune moment” is just a way to convince yourself that it’s ok to avoid it. In any case, dating a coworker will probably get really weird really fast, so if you’re gonna do it, prepare yourself for some turbulence along the way.
>>32034233F, 31.Shower every day. I got laser hair removal so I don't shave anymore.
Everyone over 19bmi is fat... Men too
>>32034290Picrel has a BMI of 18.5. Fatties might seethe, but she is ideal.
>>32034289The point still stands. Sex is held too high a standard.
>>32031986>>32032017I did it bros shes coming to my place tomorrow at 4pm, it's a horror movie so I wanted it to be more late at night but she said she don't want to get home late and it's the first time she's coming at my house so it's understandable I guess
>>32034298No, men can have a BMI over 19 if they're muscular.
>>32034133Hello>>32034149That’s very scary but that makes sense>>32034157 I’m going to try and think about this thank you
>>32034248Damn, imagine the smell of the ass slime, sweat, and skin flakes stuck in fissures.
>>32034290>>32034299>>32034298I’m also a woman, BMI about 17.5, and still know that that woman isn’t fat.People blow things out of proportion.
>>32034299She clearly weighs over 50kg. You're a fucking idiot if you think a body like that is 18.5
>>32034298Fuck you, I love men that are all muscle and kind of big rugby build men are the besssttt
Have you guys actually tried interacting with the actual humans outside of your home or do you just live vicariously through rectangle images.
>>32034301try it and report back
>>32034311>Have you guys actually tried interacting with the actual humans outside of your homeNo> or do you just live vicariously through rectangle images.Yes
When did Atoga become edtwt calm your best Ana brain and fuck off to the forums, unless my pro Ana won’t accept you because you are fat.
>>32034316Can someone translate this into either Boomer or Twitch lingo, please?
>>32034316I'm currently still fat (BMI 19.6), but if I continue losing weight at my current pace, I'll be BMI 17.7 in five weeks.
>>32034314Kys
>>32034311I only leave my place to go to workI talk to a guy I see at the bus stop sometimes. I talk to cashiers sometimes.
>>32034311Yea but I like you guys more
>>32034319>I was wondering I was being stupid or if this bitch just didn’t make sense
>>32034155so it's joker for foids
>>32034319Why did you become eating disorder twitter, fuck off to pro-anorexia forum.My SIL is anorexic and this place just saddens me now.
>>32034316edtwt and anas are based. Guys with ed are hot, girls with ed are hot and honestly? ed is healthy if you're 18.5 bmiBlow me
>>32031865State your gender What is your favourite book? For me it‘s Magic Mountain and M.
>>32034327>Why did you become eating disorder twitter, fuck off to pro-anorexia forum.Oh okay, thanks.>>32034316Nigga u yappin
>>32034311I have, they're boring as fuck. Like, I swear people respond based on what they want to hear, and not what you actually said.
>>32034320Yeah ok, let me put this straight. No one gives a fuck, I went down your path and got tubed at 16.Posting and ranting about it here just makes you seem like you crave attention from incels, there’s ed spaces to have this conversations. I’m managing with ortho atm, I get that you want to autistically shout to the keyboard gods that you got skinni or whatever but put a lid on it k?
>>32034328Disordered eating is always unhealthy. You can be very skinny and healthy, but you can't have an eating disorder (whether it's anorexia, bulimia, binging, etc) and be healthy.
>>32034329ML’etranger
>>32034332Since you’re one of the few who have such a great issue with us, then leave. That’s your solution. Suck it up and get over it already, whiny cunt.
>>32034332>orthoNot real.
>>32034328> edtwt and anas are based. Some> Guys with ed are hotWrong, I dated a guy that had to cut often for training and it was shit there’s nothing better than some muscly rugby tree leg bf.
>>32034321try it & report back
Ed girl and gym bro is a match made in heaven.
bone women are overreacting to fat women. fat women supremacy.
>>32034328This >>32034333I’m under 18 bmi yet eat all the nutrients I need in one day. I do gentle exercises; it’s just not in my genes to gain weight, yet I’m healthy.
>>32034337Toooooootally >>32034336I don’t have a specific issue with it I’m going to filter her out anyway but it’s always wannarexics that are the loudest.
>>32034339Do normalfags actually get horny to images like this?This shit is anti-boner to me.
>>32034306Godspeed, as long as no other harder bonds were created, you will be able to go past this fairly quick I believe, at your pace and in your time
>>32034346No, I get horny looking at your mother's nudes
>>32034340Erectile dusfunction?
>>32034346so is female approved porn the veganism of porn i.e. not even porn but vaguely resembles porn to make anti-porn people happy and to irritate normal porn enjoyers
>>32034311MI tried but people don't like me much, I don't like them much either. I can't be bothered going through the effort of trying to find "my people"
>>32034344>im not angwy about it, despite me whining and complaining! fuk U!!>wannarexicsWanting to lose weight healthier is not a wannabe anorexic. You have bigger issues than me, and get some self awareness while you’re at it.Okay, sis. Die.
>>32034351Eating disorder.
>>32034352Your reply was unrelated to the post you're replying to.You may have schizophrenia.
>>32034352it wasn't meant as porn tf is wrong with you? the pic looked annoying tho harmless so i picked it, PER CONTEXT
How can I impress a woman that reads a lot, and likes Lolita, and possibly erotica - but idk this yet?
>>32034329MThe Extraordinary Adventures of Arsène Lupin, Gentleman-BurglarLupin is so fucking cool.
>>32034354> Wanting to lose weight healthier is not a wannabe anorexic. >>>/fit/
>>32034360Groom her.
>>32034357I'm literally tripping over myself trying to farm (You)'s give me a break>>32034359I didn't mean to reply to you ma'am I just clicked on the thing and didn't erase it
>>32034329F White nights and anything Anna Barkova has ever written
>>32034360>impressgive up already. no sex haver thinks in terms of impressing women with his superior knowledge. this is autism incel stuff
Do you use tiktok?
>>32034329MJourney To The End of The Night by Gigachad Autist
>>32034354You're not losing weight to be healthier, you're trying to get underweight lmao
>>32034361What does he actually do? I only know of him from anime and shit
>>32034371Stop poking her bony ass pleaseee she finally closed her mouth, let her become a queef machine when she gets Anna pussy lol.
>but we can still be friends, you're a great guy, I'll text you laterThese are the most painful words a man can hear. It's worse than a gf saying she cheated on me.
>>32034371If you say so.
Skinnies have reclaimed /atoga/.
>>32034374I posted about a similar situation ittI agreeWould be better to just tell it to my face what you don’t like about me, would be easier
>>32034369Not anymore
The skinny pussy was dry. real dry.
>>32034377Good looking at fat is gross and makes me feel nauseous
tfw no ana goth bpd latinx wicca gf......
>>32034380daaayum theodore that was cooooiol [3xiceemojis]
>>32034378Yeah, idk why they think a friendship is something I'd want while another man plows her holes.
>>32034377> my uwu bmi 14
>>32034366>I didn't mean to reply to you ma'am*pat pat* all's well
>>32034385Fucking hell I meant cold**Can’t even shitpost properly
>>32034377But she is skinnyfat.
>>32034329MaleOther books I've read may have been "better" than The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, but I would be betraying my childhood self if I named anything else.
>>32034372He sends letters to places asking for a piece of art, but if they offer resistance he cleans the whole place out.He goes around mingling with high society and stealing their shit.He solves mysteries too, for the thrill, and for the reward.He has endless accomplices and endless romantic conquests.He made Sherlock Holmes look foolish when they first met.
>>32034392not being anorexic is not “skinny fat”
>>32034377Still fat
>>32034390>*pat pat*
>>32034380you get contant queefing and air inside, vaginal dryness and overall uncomfortable feeling of your vaginal canal being “open” like air just flows in it. Because of losing muscles and “meat” down there.since its “open” and your immune system is weakened its easy to get vaginal problems and infections, along with a stinky discharge, weaker pelvic floor muscles (you can’t clench it) and much more shit that’s not worth the trouble.I don’t miss Ana vag
>>32034386Idk eitherFuck if I understand how some people think they can stay friends when one side is attracted to the other while the other isn’t, this goes for both men and women no matter the situationIt’s unbearable to meet and talk about personal stuff while I know some other dude bangs herEven worse when the other dude is your ‘friend’
>mistakingly leave my phone at the office before going to BF house >he says he wants to take a shower >ask him if I can use his phone to look at clothes and stuff while he’s showering >says no and that he just doesn’t like people being in his phone and values his privacy is this weird to anyone else?
>>32034380brother, your lube?????????
A lot of you guys need to get over yourselves…
>>32034407>is this weird to anyone else?No, I also wouldn't like my husband using my phone or laptop. I have nothing to hide, but it still makes me uneasy.
>>32034407Maybe he's a degenerate who uses sites like 4channel, you know, ones terrorists use
>>32034409It’s a referencehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Tl0Tp3NgRU&pp=ygUYQ2hpY2tlbiB3YXMgZHJ5IHJlYWwgZHJ5Name is Filmore, not Theodore I forgor
>>32034380Mine’s always wet or very easily so, so that means I’m not ana.
>>32034155>Most mentally ill people aren't violent, and vice versabit of a non reply
>>32034407No, you would have snooped around on his phone. Don't lie.
>>32034407Yes The guy I’m talking to has 0 fear when I use his phone to play music
>>32034407No.It’s not really rational. I just don’t really want somebody messing with my phone. It’s private.Just yesterday I had a trusted friend walk away with my phone (I was showing him something) and my heart rate spiked.
>>32034415>Mine’s always wet or very easily soMy fault, sorry about that.
>>32034367>anything Anna Barkova has ever writtenAre there any English collections available online? I could use some political prisoner poetry in my life.
>>32034419I think it's different to use someone's phone for a specific task in front of him vs you just using his phone to do your own thing while he's not in the room.I wouldn't mind giving my husband my phone to get directions, make a phonecall or to play music but I'd feel uneasy giving him my phone to mess with.
>>32034406I guess it makes sense from a female perspective. She will still win if she gets your friendship and she has her emotional needs fulfilled by you while another guy gets to fulfill her sexual needs, win-win for her.
>>32034423No need for an apology
>>32033964FI just be letting life hit it raw>>32034122>How many calories do you eat daily?FI eat roughly 3200 - 3600 calories a day, which is my maintenance.>>32034214Don't do that. Don't give me hope.>>32034329>What is your favourite bookParable of the sower>>32034369>Do you use tiktok?I'm not in the habit of willingly downloading spyware.>>32034380It just wasn't as sweaty as the fat pussy.
>>32031865Please post more hilarious photos like that
>go on a date>act all talkative, smiley and physical>outside of this I go back to my normal blank schizoid self>have to keep up the act every time I see this girl nowwomen why can't you just be into me when I'm being myself
>>32034410older than 17? old hagbmi >17? fat foid, do you not comprehend i want to see less and less of you? you should be thin a sheet, preferably 2 dimensional, preferably fictional
>>32034429Noted
>>32034425> I could use some political prisoner I’d laugh if I didn’t want to cry https://www.poetry.monster/tag/russianpoemsinenlishtranslation/
>>32034122Maybe 700
>>32034443Men are happy if just 1 girl talks to them. Stop being a dramaqueen.
>>32034427Yeah, fuck thatNobody deserves this setupI should’ve cut her off long ago
>>32034443Imagine trying too hard to make someone mad. You’re talking straight nonsense.
>>32034451It's obviously a foid complaining about how men allegedly have too high standards.
on your knees, foid.
>>32034447have we been browsing the same thread? fat fucks demanding girls look like eugenia cooney. that's why men older than my father hit on me: men are delusional.
Women on a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you feel/notice the throb?
>>32034454I only get on my knees for BWC.
>>32034454That is the gayest fantasy you have downloaded anon your FBI guy must love u
>>32034453Clearly it wasn’t fucking obvious to me, cunt.If >>32034447 is you, none of you on this site deserve any woman anyway. You’re doing a great disservice to any woman if she even looks at you. Get over it.
>>32034122F. I aim for around 1800-2000. I exercise 4 times a week and I'm at my goal weight, that's slightly below my maintenance.
>>32032105>>32032115>>32032119I prefer aphorisms over chapters of lecturing wisdom.Here's mine from way back:*Everything* is a waste of time. Waste yours wisely.
I'm 6'/158lbs and wish I had a slim gf to motivate me to drop that last bit of weight
>>32034455>fat fucks demanding girls look like eugenia cooneGive one example ITT.
Women, rate the current cbt thread on /fit/>>>75130831
>>32034464I'm pretty slim and my husband gained 50 lbs since we met.
>>32034460>If >>32034447 is youIt isn't.
>>32034467>dead link
>>32034445Don't know what you mean but thank you.
>>32034467>>>/fit/75130831
>>32034455>fat fucks demanding girls look like eugenia cooneyNobody has ever talked about her. The famous girls frequently talked about are Taylor, Sabrina and Sydney - all of whom are borderline chubby or skinnyfat.
>>32034464Lose weight first.
>>32034472I relinked, forgot the ‘/fit/‘ in front
>>32034447Not me, I'm most happy with several girls talking to me. It engages that part of my brain that wants a harem. Just one girl feels depressing.
>>32034464If you could prove you only need your motivation to lose weight, I’d date you. But if you think I could help do that, you won’t lose any weight and will most likely gain.
>>32034449>I should’ve cut her off long agoI always cut off every girl who tried to still talk to me after saying we should be friends. But I understand it can be complicated if you have strong feelings for her.
>>32034488Yeah, you live and learnI learned my lesson
>>32034348I hope so :( I really can’t comprehend finding someone who cared that much again
>>32034486Your discord harem doesn't count. Every guy talks to several girls online while they struggle to get 1 gf irl.
>>32034447>Men are happy if just 1 girl talks to theml m a oHave you ever dated men?
>>3203448210/10 if he’s not on steroids I don’t know if I want a body builder though, because I feel like he’s too good for me. The most exercise I can do is walking 8–10 hours a day.
The aspie girl from work was slightly flirty to me again today
>>32034492Don’t fret, there’s plenty people out thereKeep your head up, learn from this experience what needs to be learned and go out and meet new peopleDon’t ruminate on this, it does way more harm than any good
>>32034493>Every guy talks to several girls onlineNTA but is this true?I don't really talk to girls online either.
>>32034467He needs more borgers. But he looks like he worked hard for it, good for him.
>>32034501What’s your question?
Would you date this dudeHe looks intimidating and mean but actually is very sweet
>>32034497It's true. I'm a man I'd be incredibly fulfilled with just one girl....
>>32034500Guy in OP looks is natural
>>32034508Why does she still need attention from me if she rejected me in the past
>>32034220I am busy as fuck living it bro what do you want from me
>>32034509No. Maybe if he loses weight first.
>>32034509A little too chubby for my taste. He looks like my dad.>>32034510You all say that, and then :<
>>32034506>NTA but is this true?No
>>32034518I'd be different. If you love movies a lot.
>>32034512She’s probably too damn stupid to understand lolKeep rejecting her, she’ll probably get it eventually
>>32034506I do it as a cope because the girls I get dates with aren't as hot as the girls I talk to online. I was still doing it while with my past gfs, too.
If white people weren't so Eurocentric, I would be widely regarded as a 9/10
>e-cheating on my LDR with femanonoh so lewd what if we get caught
>>32034525I don't really care for movies, and I'm happily married lolJust a few of rough experiences with men. My first bf cheated, the second guy I dated after him was on dating apps on our date, the guy I went out with after was trying to cheat on his gf with me. A lot of men are not very nice.
>>32034493irl gfs are unironically easier to get, I don't think I've ever spoken to more than a handful of women online
>>32034518And what anonette tell the class.... Jokes aside I'm not like the other guys
>>32034527>I was still doing it while with my past gfs, too.I somehow think you're pointing that out to make the foids insecure about their relationships. Devilish.
>>32034509>but actually is very sweetDo you really see yourself as sweet? You're constantly complaining in these threads about how much you hate women, they're all leading you on, they all act like sluts...
>>32034500Where are you walking to for 8 to 10 hrs a day lmao?
how do I get men to pay attention to me
>>32034535Middle eastern or hispanic?
>>32034474F 170 cm 58/62 kg Would list >>>75130847Would x2 >>>75131135 - Those aaaaarms omfg >>>75133053
>>32034546you don't love me I notice you when no one else does
>girls: lizzo and taylor swift r sooo beautiful plss stop fat shaming them>also girls: >>32034515>>32034518
>>32034535Why not date an Indian man then?
>>32034475>>32034465pretending that salma hayek is fat here>>32034218 or that this>>32034272or >>32034377 are fatThis coming from men who most likely are fat and look like ogres
>>32034474Cont.>>>75133665 -Would in like 10 years >>>75133698 - V legs omfg
>>32034509His nipples look like the were cut open to get implants.
>>32034551Lizzo and Taylor Swift are just living their own lives, not asking me to date him. This fatso is asking me to date him.
>>32034546Hello, man here
>>32034544I think i am generally and i have a pile of female friends who say I'm a good guy.With that being said maybe i am just good at fooling them and maybe i am just evilI think i am sweet towards people who didnt wrong me>Hate womenNever said that.I only hate entitled single moms
>>32034551If Lizzo and TS ask you to date them, you're free to tell them they're a bit too chubby for your taste. Commenting on random people's weight is weird.
>>32034509 - would specially if he has a shaved head or long hair Cont >>>75135626 - would >>>75153408 - would
>>32034551I ( >>32034515) am also >>32034290 and >>32034299.
>>32034546If you're a guy, go on r9gay, if you're a woman, hornipost.
>>32034552lol
>>32034546Just talk about your favourite books or albums
>>32034562>>32034568I mean real men, not anonymous words online>if you're a woman, hornipost.yeah, I guess that does work
>>32034548Arms are that attractive in general?Didn’t knew, I’m gonna hit arms more frfr nocap
>>32034546Have you tried posting tits?
>>32034571I did that a few days ago and anons roasted me over it
I just drank 0.75L of banana milk I made myself.I am so fucking full to the point where I feel like I'm about to PPP (puke, poop, piss) on my couch.
>>32034578Why
>>32034572But i am a real man, i have the special attachments and everything
>>32034572My advice works IRL too, though.Just hornipost IRL.
>>32034538A man cheating doesn't mean he doesn't love you. Do you know how rare it is for men to get an opportunity to cheat in the first place?
>>32034563Why do you live in binary world, where you're only all good or all bad?Why do you live in rock world, where you're set in stone and you can never change what's inside?You're not good today but you can work on being better tomorrow.
>>32034581Because she likes Harry Potter
>>32034573I’m usually a leg girl but those guys arms :Q
>>32034588MBut it means he did not love her enough.
>>32034407It's not particularly weird.I let my wife see my phone all the time with ally apps unlocked and access to all my passwords.But if I can totally see it bothering someone.I've seen a girl chimp out over her bf going into her purse for a mint.
>>32034588Yes it does. Or you're just willing to hurt people you love for your own pleasure.
>>32034586Last night at work a male customer made eye contact with me twice even though I was autistically keeping my eyes down as much as possible. I don't know how to express interest in people when my instincts are telling me to run away>>32034581Jealousy
>hear people chatting outside from other apartment>meanwhile I'm doing nothing on this nice Saturday evening, just laying around alone, again
>>32034588>A man cheating doesn't mean he doesn't love you.Yes, it does. He didn't care enough about me to not hurt me.
Why does it feel so bad to be ignored? Especially by women?
I like the current /atoga/. Fellas and gals getting along. Comfy hours. All the bad people are outside on the weekend, I think.
>>32034545Up and down 2 or 3 neighborhoods
>>32034581Moids only read shitty phillosophy books from centuries ago, they don't get that reading can be fun. It doesn't all need to be homework.
>>32034505Maybe. Thank u
>>32034601Well then you have only yourself to blame if you aren't forward.
>>32034604If you live in a nice city you should look up events on FB. See if theres open mic comedy, trivia, or a craft show to go to.If you live in a bumfuck nowhere place you could go for a walk.
>>32034606If he tried to hide it, it means he didn't want to hurt you.
>>32034618Fuck off with your terrible gaslighting. lmao
>>32034618No, it means he didn't want to lose me and deal with the consequences of hurting me. If he didn't want to hurt me, he would have not cheated.
>>32034609>>32034611
>>32034588>stop being a hater, babe! i get ONE opportunity to cheat, and instead of being happy for me, you start an argument! this is so not gyatt from you
>>32034609>All the bad people are outside on the weekend, I think.I'm here though.
>>32034618Nigger what? No, it means he knows exactly what the consequences will be and is too much of a bitch to face them.
>>32034547Middle eastern.
>>32034616My legs are still sore from hiking recently.I think I'll just play some Satisfactory, online poker and see if a friend is online to chat a bit.
>>32034632:(
>>32034624Maybe moids shouldn't shit on women for not reading Nietzsche obsessively
>>32034635Why are you sad?
>>32034611But how is that relevant for her being flamed for posting about books she likes
Men, why are you always criticizing women for not reading Nietzsche? I always see you doing this, this is a thing you're always doing.
>>32034600>>32034606>>32034623>>32034629Anon why are our posts so similar...
>>32034630Understandable
>>32034580Can you post your banana milk recipe
>>32034639Because all the men were shitting on her for liking Harry Potter while posting the most banal and boring shit that they read
>>32034641because women are bluepilled. 100% of female behavior would change if they read a single page of nietzche. Most men are done with nietzche by the time they hit 13.
I did my make up for the first time in 4 years tonight and I feel like such a babe. I'm really sad to take it off. I wanted to whine with you guys before going to do my skincare.>>32034642You're a sensible person and I hope you're very happy.
Why do women hate seeing men do things we enjoy?
>>32034653Women only love satan, the first abusechad.
>>32034648I will never read Nietzsche.
>>32034655mother fucker just be gay. holy shit, no one wants your dick or your love (if you had any to begin with). seriously, don't ruin some woman's life and just fucking suck dick
>>32034649>I hope you're very happy.I'm okay. Not that sensible. I got advice on selfies last night >>32032722 and I'm trying to figure them out still...Maybe you should use makeup more often? It sounds like you like it a lot.
>>32034655I love your dad tell him I said hi
>>32034662>Maybe you should use makeup more often?I am too lazy. But I am trying to do it when I do something nice, at least.
>>32034662Did you try what I suggested?
>>32034649>make up>and skincare productsYour face would look better if you stopped messing with it. Men don't like clowns.
I read books, I only need one girl in my life, I love baking and spending time together.... I'm not like the other guys why do girls hate me
>>32034659You will never love normal, emotionally well-adjusted, men of good moral character.>>32034665He said hi.
>>32034675I literally get compliments on my skin on a daily basis. Probably the one thing that I get compliments about the most.
>>32034668That's good! You have a reason to do more nice things. :)>>32034674Yes! But I'm a bit confused at the left-right angle I should use. And I should look at the lens, right?
>>32034677Because you are an Asukafag
>>32034679>You will never love normal, emotionally well-adjusted, men of good moral character.What does that have to do with men who read Nietzsche
>>32034677books are gaywomen prefer men who can command a haremwomen hate availability
>>32034681>And I should look at the lens, right?Unless you want to try to make it look like an IG model pic, yeah looking at the lense is far more personal.
Men what do you want for Christmas?Going to buy the guy I love stuff
>>32034687are you drunk? you replied to the wrong incel
>>32034690For my dad to be cancer free and alright.
>>32034679>normal no one normal says this >>32034655Kys
>>32034689Yeah, that part is logical.I'm guessing holding the phone physically up a bit is way better than downturning my face too. I'm trying to figure it out anon!
>>32034272I know a MILF who has legs like these but she also has a short torso. She petite and fine as fuck.
My friend sent me a picture of himself wearing a new hatI wonder if he knows I saved his pic to my phone to masturbate to
>unironically have a thing for Brazilian girls nowfuck you, jh
>>32034690Recently discovered a love for fidget toys. They really help with anxiety / ADHD. Aside from that, a plush for my collection would be neat, or money for a game service can never go wrong.
>>32034696Godspeed, fembro.Are you sending it to a potential date?
>>32034695Name one good male you like that isn't a family member, a background character, or a friendzoned beta.
No but srsly why don't girls wanna date emotionally available guys...
NEW>>32034716>>32034716>>32034716>>32034716
>>32034712You first have to ask yourself if those women are that themselves.
>>32034547Hispanic>>32034552I'd rather kill myself>>32034630You're not me
>>32034712You say emotionally available, but what you really mean is desperate
>>32034710No potential date, I'm just really insecure about my looks and I realized, after an anon said I sounded cute, that I always look horrible in selfies and photos in general. I wanted tips to see if I could make myself look slightly less retarded, staring straight into the camera dead on with a neutral look.
>>32034690I want to have sex while snuggling beneath some comfy blankets on a snowy winter night. Also, and this seriously embarasses me, some micro machines.
>>32034618You have to be b8ing m8
>>32034711NTA. My husband. >>32034712We do, stop being retarded.
>>32034711Yes, women don't know any good men. Good men only hang out with other men. Your father also wasn't a good man, and your mother only likes satan
>>32034690A "Merry Christmas" alone would make it for me. I don't think I am your target audience.
>>32034727>staring straight into the camera dead on with a neutral look.Ah, doing the prison mate style!Did you post a vocaroo here?
>>32034749I did two or three times. Not recently.
>>32034735>>32034739I see.
>>32034759Would you be willing to share or link them again?
>its statistically improbable that a girl has masturbated to a thought of me:(
>>32034762Sure, but I sound as stupid as I look...https://vocaroo.com/1b1m7LJU7frThttps://vocaroo.com/1bymLv4nJcgR
>>32033964>How do you deal with stress and anxiety?I destroy my life by letting it take over my reasoning capabilities
>>32034724Yes the fuck I am
>>32034643Don’t begin to act like white are any more desirable, hence the reason your faggot ass is here.inb4 I’m not gay so I’m not a fag
>>32034009you can fix your teeth you can't become taller
>>32034009Agreed. Don’t know why people don’t believe it.
>>32034782Cute.....
>>32034822I'm white so I know what races we consider "next best" in terms of looks
