Previously: >>33672895
short kings
WomenWhat exactly does this apartment need to be appropriately livable?
let's all go to chad's dairy farm
>>33675331god I want to taste Marcille's ears.
>>33675354a couch. A coffee table, some shelves, and 1 or 2 pieces of wall art would be a good start
>>33675354more stuff, in general. if you like it sparse go for it though
If im in love with anyone its with this femcel looking youtuberfemanosn and male anonsthink i can turn my life around in the sense that my whole hatred of women and such (i dont really hate women im just used to saying i do) can be forgiven or are my whole death threat things too much?
>>33675354Some plants
>>33675368which femcel looking youtuber?
>>33675368Fall in love with BlueValkyrie
>>33675371i dont wanna mention her name and channel, shes not so small but shes def not big...she isnt a model or anything like the other guys posted streamersi love her glasses, teeth, eyes, all about her and i like her... and her nerdy stuff
>>33675360what
>>33675376she's probably not single
>>33675383trigger warning!!!!!
>>33675384I hope japanese femanon is singleI want her
>>33675391Bad idea
>>33675391She's single
is this the first time modern women will see how the powers-that-be lie to them?
Again I dont dislike women, paradoxically most of my online friends are actually just women, and they know about my whole incel and random anti female rants but theyre not that serious, honestly I dont have strong feelings about women, and no I dont want to shoot people, thats a lie i write here to come across as edgy...>>33675384I think she is as she has mentioned this in one vid, or at least it isnt relevant to the content.If she wasnt single I dont mind anywaysNgl Im kinda a cuck btw
why do chainsaw man fans have negative appeal?
>>33675393Wrong, GOOD IDEA
>>33675401male denji stans are looking for dommy mommys, female asa fans are femcel
>>33675402Sure man
POV: You are going on a date with your best friend in 1997. She really looks like she's enjoying herself!
>>33675368>>33675376picrel is real femcel waifu material
I get along with women just fine online, theyre my friends and I am their friend.>>33675407She's too hot to be my crush
>>33675406I leave because this is not an H game
Fucking femswine......
>>33675407that girl is not even close to ugly
>>33675407She looks insufferable. I think it's her eyes
>>33675407like hell she's a femcel
>>33675414cowbrother?
>open desk drawer>find my exes love letters to meI need to put this shit in a box forever. Fucking hell, I don't want to be reminded of her anymore
>>33675424Throw them out
>>33675424I've thrown out like 5 or 6 love letters now. It's the only way to not get drowned by ghosts of what could have been.
>>33675409>>find my exes love letters to me>>33675417>>33675420>>33675422She's a femcel alright
>>33675424Destroy that shit, wtf are you doing
>>33675427I want to but she has a weird way of appearing in my life randomly. I don't want to do that because she kept all of the things I gave her when we dated in high school and then broke up. We dated again for a few years in our early 20s
I like my girls not too conventional, a tik tok girl? some instagram model? that sort of stuff? I dont like those, I dont like those, Im not in the place to speak but Id be forcing myself to like oneI like girls that are either unique looking in some way, femcel like, or unique in style
plap
>>33675432How about you stop holding a flame for this person who doesn’t have your best interest at heart? I threw out everything my ex gave me
>>33675423great term. perf addition to my vocab
I've never even had a single ex, haha!
>>33675435Am I holding a flame for her? I just don't want it to be awkward in the off chance that she comes back and I have to tell her that I threw out all of the shit she gave me
chad hand feeding you in the stall and patting your head
>>33675439>Am I holding a flame for her? I'm just holding out hope that we get back togetherYes, dumbass
Anons, I'm dating someone who dated a different woman for 6 years. From stories, she seems like a terrible person. She was abusive and destroyed thousands of dollars of his stuff by allowing her pets to run wild in their home. When I was drunk, she came up in conversation and I asked her if she was special needs because of how stupid she sounds from his stories. He acted very offended and said I didn't need to take a dig at him. But I wasn't doing that? I was taking a dig at her.Am I cooked? Does he still have feelings? Or did he just think I was judging him for dating a very retarded woman
>>33675445Ok, I'll throw them out
>>33675360If you're asking us about a news story don't you think you should actually link said story instead of putting it in a fucking gif you faggot?
Had I been born attractive I think I would have been a good boyfriend you know, naturally at my core I'm a rather good person. It's the years of well, you now what has turned me into a bad person. As a child I wouldn't have recognized myself now. I have nothing in common mentally.Missing out on young love in any way of course changed me, 24 years old and nothingcompared to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18tI4AFsHzE
>>33675448he will have forgotten about any feelings he had about what you said in a couple of days, at most
>>33675452Had you been born dead, we'd all be better off
My first disappointment with love happened at 13 years old, around May. I remember that one. We had been friends and I had prepared a gift to confess my feelings but...I cant continue the rest of the story. No anger, but sadness.
>>33675452Nah you were always a bad person
>>33675450You won't regret it. It's not like you'll be throwing out all of your memories.
what was inceldom like when there was no internet?
>>33675453I meant feelings for her. Why defend your ex or take it as a personal dig if I insult her? He was talking about how her cats destroyed a $2k couch that was in a room where the cats weren't allowed. She said "you're making the cats sad" and let them in. I asked him if she was special needs or had some kind of intellectual disability, lol
My second and third happened at 14, one early into the year the next towards the end, it would be this one who would have me turn bitter at first but I still didn't know the blackpillIf i was 14 then it was...holy shit. 2015.>>33675456Not really. I know myself.>>33675454I don't disagree on that one.Less about you, more about me.
>>33675458it didn't exist because men were forced to go outside in the real world
>>33675458Lots of journaling and drinking.
Let’s see that smile!
>>33675459He was taking it as an insult because you insinuated he dated somebody with special needs
>>33675459and I'm telling you you're being retarded if you make it into a thing. he might have baggage from his 6 year long relationship (who wouldn't) but he's clearly happier now. but if you insist on causing drama where there doesn't have to be any he's going to see you as the ex 2.0
>>33675458I’m so fucking old I remember the before-times. They were as insufferable as they are now, except we heard less from them
It was around 2016 that the gap between me and others began to turn wider. There was this girl who had a crush on me though she was much older and I was already insecure here. Why she had a crush on me I can't really know but she gave me something and I held onto it...until well I destroyed that gift years later.I liked it, I liked her but damn all my classmates were starting to grow more inexperienced, I was still a virgin here obviously, my best friend drifted apart because of his girlfriend
>>33675461They were outside but they didn’t so shit
>>33675467still sounds better
>>33675352I feel bad for your mom
>>33675468more experienced I meant...2016...nothing happened.2017 now that's the year I discovered something online, the blackpill and I had already started to drift apart from everyone, my own family, "friends", everyone.I delude myself thinking maybe I should have kept on trying but I know...it was always going to become like this.
>>33675465I'm not making drama at all, lol. When he seemed insulted I just clarified that I wasn't talking a dig at him, just that it made no sense to me to allow you pets into a room where you know they will destroy valuable items because they're "sad". So I felt she must be incredibly fucking stupid, because who would do that?
>>33675470For non incels, sure
Shame, after my rejection in 2014, the final one that year, the cruel one. I stopped trying anything or even daring to try. It crushed me. I gave up there, that girl, she is to blame.
>>33675474incel x incel fanfiction time
>>33675476What is your story?
Ronery
I consider myself a bit better looking at my teenage years than now, that girl...I miss the idea of her. I never had a crush on anyone after 2017. Never and yes my porn consumption and online ERPing or online living just increased a lot./atoga/ what do you think of me now
>>33675478get a pet
>>33675479unsubscribe
I was going to college around 2020, and...this girl was interested in getting to know me but I couldn't make it work, I mean I had no idea what to do. After that came the pandemic and I dropped out
>>33675479Indifferent
>>33675481I have two! They are terrible conversationalists and not women who want to have sex with me.
>>33675477i was about to write it but i'm going to spoil it, one of them is going to dress as a girl for the other
>>33675484You forgot the question
>>33675488Good luck, I’m sure you two will figure it out
>>33675488incel sissification? classic
Every other attempt at getting to know people failed, at all those jobs and such. Online? Failed.>>33675489The question is here>>33675368>think i can turn my life around in the sense that my whole hatred of women and such (i dont really hate women im just used to saying i do) can be forgiven or are my whole death threat things too much?I was just sharing the backstory as to why I am like this now, I skipped over every detail.
>>33675486show me the pets
genders, hallelujah?
>>33675492just let go man. acceptance is the key to happiness. you might never date anyone or maybe you will but you just need to accept your life as it is, change what you can control, live with the things you can't.
>>33675498But if I never date anyone then...why?I hate this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18tI4AFsHzE
>>33675478nobody is missing out on anything. get over it
Women, you might like this gif https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1757995421381133.webm
>>33675499make your own meaning to life. it is literally all you can do. even if the reason you are like this is due to other people, no one is coming to rescue you. you have to save yourself. it's the hardest step in every journey. accepting that you are the only one who can pull yourself out of a something and that no one else is coming to help. you can keep suffering and drowning or you can get up and move on.
i'm not clicking any link ever
Girls, a guy is picking you up for a 3rd date and arrives to pick you up in one of the world's most reliable cars. Is he getting laid?
>>33675504considering that stupid anon is retard linking to /gif/ of all things, that's wise
>>33675505looks nice but he must be the owner of the farm
>>33675493I don't have any pics of em on me right now, but you get the idea.
>>33675504How tf do you get a fleshlight that spins?
Okay I'll be moving in with my gf of 2ish years soon. First time I've lived with a partner. I have 2 reservations and would appreciate some female input on how to bring this up with her:>1 is that she is quite particular about things like beds, sleep patterns, routines, etc. Not autistic but she has her own patterns and getting her to deviate from that can be a bit of a pain. For example, likes to sleep in on a Saturday morning while I prefer to wake up early, and 80% of the time I'm compromising to suit her schedule rather than the other way around.>2 I never got to live on my own. The TLDR is that I now make enough money to rent on my own but am still living with a housemate. Have always had a housemate since moving out of home. I would have liked to have the chance to live on my own, furnish my own place, find my own type of styling. I feel like I'm going to miss that experience entirely because she has quite a strong sense of what she likes and I think she will fairly naturally take over our shared space. And then me, not having strong feelings about these things, will allow it because it's not like I have a better alternative.The worst case scenario is that we end up living in a space that feels like HERS, and we follow HER routines, and I am the one that compromises on everything.
>>33675509i'm not sure but my answer would be to just spin the gf with a pushing movement and let her rotate on your dick
hi gender!been having a fun time with work lately, it was stressing me out for a while but i've been trying to have an attitude adjustment w/it and i think that's been working. :]
Love the way Tony Soprano says “fuck” right from her chest
Women are not people.
>>33675514nice to hear that, gender
>>33675517male!
>>33675516all women are cows now
My conclusion is that the average woman wants to be raped by werewolves.
>>33675512tell her exactly what you said here
>>33675508nice art, i'm saving it. you should draw some more unironically
Just got a teeth pulled.Does this mean I am not allowed to got horni for the rest of the day because it would increase blood flow? It said nothing on the instructions they gave me. :3
>>33675522stop trying to shill werewolves
>>33675522i want to have consensual sex with a vampire, that ends with me being sired and also turned into a vampire
>>33675526no that means that regardless of your gender, you can give better blowjobs now so you better start getting used to it
>too poor to buy food againI think this is it this time. I can't go through this again.
>>33675512>likes to sleep in on a Saturday morning while I prefer to wake up early, and 80% of the time I'm compromising to suit her scheduleGet up early and have the morning to yourself.>I would have liked to have the chance to live on my own, furnish my own place, find my own type of styling.You chose to move in together. You could have chosen to get your own place. That's on you.
>>33675526You’re annoying, monster can anon
>>33675529HOT>>33675533The what kind of anon?
I've been listening to a lot of audiobooks of webnovels and I've been enjoying it quite a lot. Its really funny when you can tell that the author is very Chinese because the MC will do some shady business practices without batting an eye.State Gender, what kind of stories do you enjoy?
>>33675509>How tf do you get a fleshlight that spins?Meant for >>33675502
>>33675530Get on SNAP if American
>>33675541my reply is still relevant
>>33675331what type of woman would be into me using a vibrator? Are any of them normal? I have long hair and am fairly attractive if that makes a difference.
>>33675540i've got a front seat to lots of very juicy high-stakes corporate politics so honestly my desire for drama is totally fulfilled already
>>33675502This is the shit cutfags need to do to get to cum intensly.>>33675509It looks and sound like he might attached a drill to it...
>>33675548thats kinda fun, do you ever inadvertently end up as a character in those story lines or does your position allow you to just sit back and watch?
>>33675545Quit telling us to post dicks then
>>33675530Whore yourself out?
>see remix of one of my favorite songs>6 years later, just released >listen to it>its shitT-thanks Holly…
>>33675551i only did it once ironically and got banned, don't hate me
>>33675547Most women
I hate women.
stinky
Its impossible for a femoid to be single when goth outfits exist
>>33675550i try not to get sucked into them but do sometimes deliberately subtly influence the storylines here and there
>>33675555>and got bannedYou're too weak.
>>33675526>bitch still going on about her tooth for days as if its a serious procedure
>>33675562and also a pussy
>>33675505I’m not having sex while dating
>have to get rid of my loyal miata to even attempt to try and dateWhy is life cruel
>>33675566Not life. Women.
>>33675566because the insidious foidlet measures her worth as a woman by how much she can get you to cut off your most valuable friendships
>>33675331recently I've started getting horrible intrusive thoughts of gf being intimate with her previous bfs and it makes me feel like fucking shit and ruins my day. and I think its because my gf recently opened up about her shitty romantic past>ex who was absolutely shit. had major drinking issues, was "previously" a serial cheater, once forced another girl to abort, and one time sneakily removed the condom without her permission>another ex was an egotistic asshole who was a coward. said he had to break up with her because his family would never accept her being not white (she's a halfu)>a guy she knew from high school. they went on a few dates, he lovebombed her, she felt this rush of emotions, they had sex, then he ghosted her. she said it was such a horrible feeling having sex with someone she didn't have a real connection with, like it felt like she was giving a part of herself to someone that didn't deserve it.like I appreciate her being comfortable enough to share these vulnerable thoughts and experience with me, but for whatever reason it's fucking with me on the day to day and I can't get these thoughts of her being with these horrible people out of my head. I see her dressed in a cute sundress and I'm thinking oh no those bfs saw her like that. she sends me links to cute couples activities and I think ah fuck she probably did all this shhit with those terrible people too. the worst is last night when she was going down on my going all sloppy and im thinking oh shit did she do this to that guy she knew from high school (she even knew something was up because I instantly lost my erection when that intrusive thought same to me but i said I just had to pee)fuck do I do, girls
>>33675564That's not an issue in itself.
>>33675566Women will laugh and belittle you for anything, not just a car. The car is part of the bare minimum.
>>33675568like the semen in your balls
>>33675568Isn’t a miata a car
>>33675540f, fantasy and science fiction are definitely my most read genres. but i try to read a little bit of everything. but i like really dense worldbuilding, a sense of scale & place, and complicated characters with messy interactions and intentions
>>33675566Did somebody not like your car?
>>33675576Girls want a guy with an expensive german car, not a japanese shitbox
sorry chad, you don't own an expensive german car, it's over
>>33675569>anon figures out why virgins are so valued
yeah if it's a BMW iX then he's definitely a family oriented person
>>33675528i want the sex to be consensual but not the transformation. i want to be in the haze of a good orgasm and then have that sudden "ow - hey! fucker!" moment. (exciting, i've always wanted to be a count...)
>>3367557899.999% of women know so little about cars they assume anything with a decent paint job and interior is a nice car.
What does having mommy issues mean? Just a bad relationship?
Idiots
hmm it is now occurring to me at 12:26am that doing the caffeine nasal spray was a less-than-good idea
>>33675569i mean, obviously you have to find a way to get over this, or things are doomed for you, for this or anyone else you date. try to remind yourself of all the things she'll do with you she's never done with anyone else, places they'll never get to go together, newer cuter outfits she'll wear, whatever. they knew the old, worse version of her. you get the better current version. if you need to cover yourself in the meanwhile. probably your best bet is to phrase it as you got caught up thinking about how awful other men were to her in the past and it makes you sad/emotional to imagine anyone ever treating her that way since you value her highly. that's the only way to spin this but it's only gonna work if you can get over it on your own pretty fast.
What does atoga know about cars?
>>33675584NTA but if you tell them how much it costs and it's a big car (not a truck, still) then they get wet instantaneously.
>>33675574a woman would never understand the depths of masculine love, and true companionship...>>33675573is that all i am to you? a pair of balls, a penis and some extraneous life support systems in place to ensure the genitals operate properly?
Kino
>>33675584so true, just take care of iti have no idea what kind of blackpill video some guys are watching really
>>33675578No, women generally don't care about cars.
>>33675585bad relationship and usually the implication is that you have a weird relationship to women because of it. if you have mommy issues, then you might obsess over women or subconsciously put women into motherly positions (seek their approval often, for instance). things like that.
>>33675556>mostI thought most would be grossed out by it
>>33675585Poor emotional regulation, hyper sensitive to perceived slights, overly stoic and unable to express emotions in moderation Observed in myself, at least. YMMV
>>33675585Don't worry about it
>>33675587does it actually work
>>33675589I have one.
>>33675587that's just the fatigue talking, a second hit will sort you out
>>33675589i don't have a driver license
It has to be like a Bronco. Foids already have this car, paid by their last bf or their dad, so you'll have something in common.
>>33675599oh hell yeah, i prefer it to caffeine pills as it doesn't have a crash but it doesn't last as long and it has an extremely bad aftertaste. (and no, it does not hurt; it is dissolved in BAC water and caffeine is actually an anti-inflammatory so it has no reason to hurt anyway)
>>33675590>if you tell them how much it costsWhich nobody does.
>>33675601good idea, i love cave johnson maxxing.
>>33675598Ok?
>>33675603>insidious femswine got the broncomen, it's gone too far
>>33675525Thanks. I am trying to do that more often. I bring a moleskine to work.
>>33675603>BroncoNobody owns a Ford Bronco.
>>33675603i'm going to imagine this anon wearing these
>>33675606>cave johnsonHow the fuck did you think of that character now?
>>33675613non-stop unhinged behavior while working
>>33675600We got Mr. Moneybags over here.
>>33675614Surprising you remember any of it.
male anons, have you ever paid a girl online to play games with you?
>>33675589I've worked on them a decent amount. I've helped my dad work on a bunch of different cars, including replacing basically the entire suspension under a late 90s Wrangler and working on or replacing most of the cooling, vacuum, and fuel systems in a BMW E46 325i.
>>33675616it IS weird how little cultural oomph portal has now compared to its dominance in the 2010s
>>33675617>pay to have someone terrible at video games to play video games with meno
>>33675608god forbid a girl wants to hop in the roided out BRONK and quadruple park to frighten the little miatas and 2seaters
>>33675617Why would anyone do this?
>>33675589i do not have a driver's license. my brother is very big into cars and pro drifting, he has taken me out a few times and it is very fun.>>33675617does paying them in time and emotional capital count
Femanons what are you wearing rn?
seriously considering grabbing a pair of pliers and fixing my chronic toothache permanentlysick of this shit
>>33675622it's a thing, as far as i know there has been at least 2 sites for that
>>33675619I don't think that's weird.And Cave Johnson was barely mentioned even back then.
Women- what were your thoughts when you first found out you liked boys?
>>33675569Therapy
>>33675544if you're white and a citizen the waiting list is at least 9 months long. blacks and illegals get expedited through the process
How do I get one of those brown chinese girls
>>33675617No, they've done it before.
>>33675617Jesus christ no, but some of my friends are the girls that people pay to play games with lol
>>33675617Why would I do this? I’m actually good at games
>>33675635i also knew someone who was involved in it
>>33675634>before*for free
>>33675633I'm pretty sure you can just buy one
>>33675635How much do they make?
>>33675628it's not unprecedented, but it is weird. it's weird that Valve voluntarily let such a well known IP fall out of the public consciousness.but gosh idk anon maybe i'm just a some fuckin nostalgic FREAK. there, happy?
>>33675635this lucky bastard gets it free of charge...
>>33675641>happy?No!
>>33675641NTAValve doesn't have to give a shit. They make loads of money without having to market anything.
>>33675639How much
>>33675643tell me how i can make you happy then!
>>33675642when you see a chick in an online game, just message her. all she can do is block you
>>33675648ntaI know them irl>>33675642Yes yes, thankfully I appeal to the e-girl demographic>>33675640>>33675645No clue, I'm not interested in knowing otherwise I'll become a pimp
>>33675596Why?
>>33675646Be my Glados.
>>33675650>otherwise I'll become a pimpi'm pretty sure that was the motivation of the second site i've heard of, but i think it got shut down
>>33675617Guys paid me for this, most of them would be too embarrassed to admit it
>>33675654Sometimes I think about just how much that Russian fuck gets for starting OnlyFans and I feel like maybe I should follow suit but unfortunately my conscience gets the better of me.
>>33675653men don't make good GlaDOSes anon, and i can't transition right now because i have an appointment tomorrow evening and it'll be embarrassing
>>33675655How much did you make?I feel like that would be super easy to get into if you just stream on twitch for a bit.
Why are women such disgusting whores?
>>33675655did they ask you to bully them
would any ladies be interested in birthing a squadron of children we train to be child soldiers in a paramilitary organization with a front as a publicly traded company with a coinciding charity?
>>33675657Glados is just an AI with a rather female voice, it doesn't need you to go MTF.But I expected you to disappoint me...>>33675660lmao
>>33675659I wish they were with me
>>33675661i think i watched an anime with this premise
>>33675665I thought it was very MGS-esque.
>>33675662NO i hate disappointing people. i will be your male GLaDOS. i will kill it, and this time next year i should be surrounded by little GLaDlets
i wonder if chad's milk business would be good enough to sustain him
>>33675660I wouldn’t, other guys would
>>33675667Very gay
>>33675667I am very voice-focused, so as long as you got the Gladette voice down, I'm fine with it.
>>33675659i wish a woman would put on a pleasant facade to ruthlessly rape my wallet and force me into debt to buy the clip of her telling me to kill myself once i have nothing left to donate...
>>33675673gay behavior for an extremely faggoty earth
>>33675674i can actually do a spot-on impression of stephen hawking's voice in person. it is in fact the one talent i have, i think i even talked about it here once...
>>33675588>have to find a way to get over this, or things are doomed for you,man any idea how I can get over ts? these thoughts are super irrational cuz obviously they sucked as bfs, she's grown a lot since then, she's clearly mentioned she loves me more than anyone else and that her love for me is incomparable, and even sex stuff, like we've clearly done a lot of freaky shit together she'd never done before (phone sex, swallowing, hair pulling, in fact she didn't know she could cum through penetration before me)idk I think I just never wanted to even consider the fact my gf had been intimate before, like obviously she has and I'm cool with her having sex, but idk something about this bothers me and idk what. like before, I knew she had shitty exes and experiences on a high level and it never bothered me, but now, after she mentioned revealed some of the negative sexual experiences she's had, I'm like "forced" to think of her in a sexual way with her past, you know what I mean? it's fucking weird man. I just wanna go back to only thinking of uswhat are my options? just keep living life with her and distracting myself from these thoughts?>they knew the old, worse version of her. you get the better current version.it's true, she has grown and changed a lot, even from the start of our relationship. she's very open to improving and becoming the best partner for me
what's a straight man to do, born into such a gay planet...
>>33675658$45 per hour. I had built my audience beforehand so it was more of a natural progress
>>33675675most sane vtuber fan
>>33675678Ok, I trust you, I will come back in 3 months to hear your sissified Glados.If I am not satisfied, I will end the world.No pressure.
>>33675625Underwear and tubetop, it’s hot
>>33675681>$45 per hourWow, that's a scam. lolI mean good for you, but still.
male anonsshould i pretend that any male who uses the word "sissy" online is not always a sissy himsself?
>>33675680bars homie
>>33675689No, don't. It'll lead to hilarious results.
>>33675688It started because that’s what they offered. Sometimes they would buy the game they wanted me to play and pay for my time.
>>33675687Wow
>>33675689You should post your left nipple
>>33675694why the left one?
>>33675692i would pay you 500 dollars an hour to beat the shit out of me irl with brass knuckles, with an additional 500 bonus for knocking me out. ill sign a waiver releasing you from any liability for injuries or death resulting. please.
>>33675692>Sometimes they would buy the game they wanted me to playI get that if it's on stream, like as a gift, but 45$ per hour is an extreme rate.
>>33675684not if i end it first
>>33675696I don’t do violence, or meet in person
>>33675696>ill sign a waiver releasing you from any liability for injuries or death resulting.That would not work in most countries.>>33675698Are you an aspiring JRPG antagonist?
>>33675695It gets less attention usually
>>33675697Discord egirls is high end business
To menA wizard offers you a deal.You can be given a girlfriend who's perfect for you in every way.However...In 2026, you will experience one minute of agonizing pain. 100x worse than anything else this world has to offer. One second is enough to emotionally scar someone. Every year the pain repeats, twice as long each time. Two minutes in 2027. Four in 2028.Within 20 years, you will be in pain constantly (because the number of minutes exceeds the number of minutes in a year). Every second of every day, forever. The curse makes it impossible to die before age 120, so probably 70 or 80 years of constant physical torment.Do you accept?
>>33675700>Are you an aspiring JRPG antagonist?no, but its just that sometimes i get real ticked off is all
>>33675692what types of games did you play? did you enjoy it or was it just for the money
>>33675697Yeah it’s a lot. It is what it is.
>>33675708Wheat and chessboard type deal. Horrifying deal to take.
>>33675708No
>>33675711You don't sound happy about it?Is this your main income?
>>33675708depends on the degree to which the wizard can be deceivedbut yeah, i would accept. i've been practicing on attenuating the aversion sensations from pain, and right now i sincerely believe it would be possible to induce a state of feeling the pain but not the agony.
>>33675684ntaCan we get bimbo-fied Glados instead?
>>33675708You typed so much for something so stupid.
>>33675719Gum is so disgusting I wish it had never been invented
>>33675718Rule34 would suggest it exists already.
>>33675710I love vidya, otherwise I wouldn’t do it. I’ve played Subnautica, Monster Hunter World/Rise, EDF 5, Doom, WoW Classic, GTAV, Mortal Kombat X, Nier:Replicant/Automata, Outward eh.. that’s what I remember. It’s not all co-op, sometimes they watch me play and we chat.
>getting a medical exam so at least the nurse gets to experience my gym progress
>>33675725me next
>>33675715No I like it! They are very nice. I don’t know how to response to “it’s extreme”.I have a job too.
>>33675722hot
>>33675720Umm fuck you?
>>33675728>I don’t know how to response to “it’s extreme”.Do you think it's an adequate amount compared to other things that cost 45$ an hour? Regardless of if people are willing to pay that much.How many hours per week do you do this?
>>33675730He really humping that table
>>33675730>implying taking a girl to the glove factory where they make gloves and give guided tours about the factories where they make gloves and the history of the handshake is a bad date ideagreat real dumb motherfucker
>>33675708That reminds me of listening to people’s testimonies about Hell. One description that seems to be a pretty consistent is they say the pain is 1,000,000x worse than the pain we feel here on earth.
i wish i could pay chad to ignore or say mean things to me
>>33675737Testimonies? People come back?
>>33675734Yeah. It’s my free time. I don’t do it that often anymore, once every week or two. Hours depends, between 1-6 hours per session
>>33675730wtf...my friends told me you would love the "go out at 2am to hunt coyotes around the farm" date.....do women not like that.....
>>33675726What
>>33675742don't you feel unsafe about doing those things?
>>33675740I need me a girl like this that I can bully. Thinking about it makes me hard
>>33675730Uh sorry but my idea>lets sign up for couples therapy and come up with increasingly insane issues and see how long it takes for the therapist to figure it outDate idea is genius and im pissed that I’ll never get to try it out
>>33675733Better!>>33675742How did it start?Were you streaming on twitch or just from being on a discord egirl server?How ofteen do you get sexual questions?
>>33675746what if she's very attractive
>>33675745No. But one time this guy showed me his gun, he was from US or Canada. I blocked him.
>>33675740I only take payment in sexual favours.
>>33675749I'd want her to be a little ugly but even if shes very attractive there's tools for that.
Wish I had tall gf to hold me rn
>>33675730What kind of man ends up marrying this woman?
>>33675757The guy in the back who has fun making joke videos with her...?
>>33675757finance bro
Women are too judgementalI can never be me
>>33675754should i ask for further information
This is actually really funnyTo me anyway
>>33675748I was blog streaming, then OF on the side, then vidya streams, then streams for my highest subs, then private vidya sessions. I get sexual questions all the time, except for private sessions, guys behave themselves if they feel it’s more intimate.
>>33675761what do you mean
>>33675763What is your question for the other gender?>>33675764Sexy OF?Sounds like you made a realy biz out of it.
>>33675766nothing
>>33675769Probably not
>>33675741Yeah, there’s a ton of em out there. I’ve got a testimony too. Not a hell one, but pretty close.
MenWould you kill one random ATOGA femanon in exchange for 10 wishes from a genie? No monkey's paw, no limitations on wishes except that you can't revive the femanon.
>>33675776kill me
>>33675719Shows himself to be immediately upset if I don't pay full attention to him in social situations.
>>33675776There is only one femanon I truly hate and I not even her I would get killed, let alone a random one who has never done anything to me.
>>33675781nta but description of that femanon please?
>>33675779>why is my bf upset that I'm sitting on another guy's lap at a party while I'm being groped by a second guy and making out with a third
>>33675776do i know the identity of the random femanon when making the decision? honestly i would understand if a femanon killed me for 10 wishes, especially if there's no monkey's paw.
>>33675783Holy projection.I mean like if I'm paying attention to what other people say too and respond to them. I'm not sitting or remotely touching other man.
>>33675769No.
>>33675768Softcore sexy
>>33675776no, unless i can effectively revive the femanon (make a copy of her, or make a copy of her with just enough memories that she can blend in but not enough to be considered the same, etc). i would also accept being able to keep her as a little fairy that can indulge in the 10 wishes with me.
>>33675786Sorry femanon I was just trolling...
>>33675778why
>>33675778You could do that yourself.
>>33675797i'd make a good sacrifice, people also have told me so irlalso i'd like to be a fairy
>>33675799people told you to kys irl?
>>33675782She does not deserve such recognition.
>>33675788Did this impact your dating or were you not looking anyway?
>>33675776Yeah, neuro can kick rocks
>>33675803not irl, but a girl in my class randomly said i'd be good for a sacrifice once and I wasn't even part of her conversation, sorry i'll leave the spot for another anon then
>>33675805I wasn’t looking, I’m still a virgin, but I have kissed a guy heheI’m looking now, and if it impacts dating I don’t care
>>33675799>i'd make a good sacrificeWhat are your sacrificial qualities?
>>33675810>I wasn’t looking, I’m still a virginDid you play into that for OF or during the play time?Though I guess plenty of women claim that on there even if they aren't.Now I wonder if you are a kinky hoe.
>>33675769Aren't these bitches in their 20s? Why do they look so chopped and old?
>>33675816I was open about it but I didn’t think of role playing about it. I am a kinky hoe in theory haha
>>33675812
>>33675820>I am a kinky hoe in theory hahaYou're giving me some nasty ideas desu.Like eating you out while some nerd boy on discord is paying you to play some game with him. lol>>33675824Confusing.Does green stroke through you posses those qualities or not?
>>33675827yeah the green ones are the ones i have
>>33675776Goodbye JH
>>33675810did doing those things make you more comfortable around sexual stuff or the opposite gender?
Stand up for your rights and everyone else's rights /aotga/
What if instead of dressing up as a vampire that sucks blood for Halloween, I dressed up as one that sucks toesFoids?
>>33675829Kind of autistic to mark them that way, but alright.Got any type of ritual you're thinking of?Good thing you won't remain silent btw.
>>33675781Maybe I'm paranoid but I feel like this might be be. Why do you hate her?
>>33675771okay then
>>33675617No.Why, looking for a side gig, femanon?
>>33675842i have no idea for what ritual we should go for, i didn't intend the joke to go that far but i'm sure the original organizer would help us out
>>33675763Sneaky
>>33675827That’s not nice, guess I’m not kinky
I'm at the bank rn and there is so many old people in line for their pensions
>>33675846no, it's just something that sounds funny to me since i've discovered it but i had no one to mention it to
>>33675833I hope so, I haven’t done anything sexual with people
>>33675406Based Tokimeki Memorial poster>>33675448>asked her if she was special needs because of how stupid she soundsThat is a shitty thing to say about someone you don't know lol>>33675452If you were attractive your personality would probably be even worse tbqh>>33675461Not really true, I had older relatives who were schizo recluses >>33675484>came the pandemic and I dropped outRIP, you're not the only one here
>>33675848>the original organizer would help us outNah, we going independent, just the two of us.I mean if you just wanted to joke around, we could just make it a sexy ritual and you won't actually die.
One of my neighbors has a beligerent guest over, and they were in the back yard SCREAMING "fuck you nigga" etc, I could hear it from two yards downI had to poke my head out and tell them to shut up and it worked and now I'm shaking lol
>>33675496Hallelujah! https://youtu.be/QqqccYWn744>>33675514Wholesome, happy 4 u>>33675530I was in this position last week lolNibba if you need 10 bucks I can PayPal u
>>33675681>foids literally get paid to exist and they still claim that men have easier lives
>>33675836TLDR?
>>33675858>>33675855oh look, its the narc cunt again who promised to never post here again
>>33675860Men get paid to exist too, you retard. Specifically in roles like "manager" where they don't do shit.And before you go "oh but they worked to get there", so did the hoes.
>>33675582>it's *Bayrische* *Motorenwerke*, learn it>>33675585It means I get crushes on women double my age, am a doormat and drink too much
>>33675857Kinda based, but also dangerous.
>>33675856i'd still go for death inducing sex with chad, i'm okay with sexless death too but i don't feel like it too much at the moment because it was ruined by hearing about someone else going with it
>>33675860Men get paid to exist too
>>33675864>managers are the equivalent of foids being paid to play gamesHow fucking retarded are you, Sarge? Go get dumped by another e-girl, you 28yo virgin from Canada lol
>>33675858Fuck off and die, spamming piece of shit.Knew you would come back and pester us again, fucking creep.
>>33675871I'm a woman who has worked jobs with male managers. :)
>>33675617No lol, I've never been a social gamer really but I've played with female friends before irl and online>>33675681Tbf I know a dude who works for a company playing games with special needs kids and they actually pay him pretty well lol
>>33675870How do I get the pay
>>33675871Men get paid for the dummest shit, have you seen the internet
Women, are you whoring again this weeke- ehm, this middle of the week?
>>33675872Qt is harmless bro. Touch grass.
>>33675873My bad, he usually simps like that and I wouldn't be surprised if the cuckworm paid for OF bitches lol
>>33675868I hid my face ddo you think I'm going to get shanked anyway I should have a boyfriend to do this for meAnd why did ZERO men in the neighborhood do it. My neighbors have little babies and kids trying to sleep. Men let me down every day
>>33675868>death inducing sex with chadOh hey, it is you, slippery femanon!The ritual definitely will involve lots of rough sex, choking, slapping and pinning you down. <3
>>33675875You can’t think of anything men get paid for?
>>33675879can i whore you out in my place?
>>33675877Like what? All of them have created value in some way.
>>33675881Somehow I wouldn't be surprised either
>>33675719This is like the chad version of that simp pastor dude lol>>33675724>they watch me play and we chatFor $45 an hour? Damn how much are these nibbas making to blow cash like that lol
>>33675886Then create value
>>33675804Please tell something only she would know
>>33675883i just wanted to be coherent, now get amnesia
>>33675882Maybe they know better, lol. Keep your doors and windows locked, and your phone charged and close. Do you have a gun?
>>33675889In what way? You're already screwed if you're not American and have an accent.
>>33675891Alright.
>>33675883Wrong person you retard
>>33675864NTA but the literal same thinking that gets you accused of being chadsexual is in play here as well: "men" get paid to do nothing, the ones who are managers. Less than 5% of the male population, maybe even less than 2%, are the actual managers paid to sit on their ass all day and annoy people and do nothing productive while "leading." Ergo, men. Men get paid to exist. Flawless chadsexual logic. This has to be a Swisspost.
>>33675888They told me they were managers or working in some corporation. A lot of them would watch from work
>>33675892The neighbor apologized and took them inside. Seemed embarrassed, and I think the guest was wasted but if they want to come and try kill me I guess they can
>>33675893You haven’t seen the internet, try it
>>33675898>Less than 5% of the male population, maybe even less than 2%, are the actual managers paid to sit on their ass all dayOh what a coincidence. It's almost like that's the same percentage of OF thots.
>>33675893Not being american is a blessing
>>33675899>A lot of them would watch from workI once caught my coworker, who at the time already had a fiance and is now married to her, watching camgirls showing their pussy.It was in my first month at the new company too, so that impression stuck. lol
>>33675903that's my anon
>>33675617One time on rust, I paid a Chinese girl’s Zerg like 20 bucks to raid these kids that raided our base. Got my base back.
>>33675730 >"DJing">no headphones>fiddling with the EQ and waving his arms about while doing absolutely nothing Pfft amateur, I would leave in her shoes too tbf
>>33675904Wow that is highly unprofessional. I hope the wife knew and was okay with it
>>33675908I don't know, never met her and he quit later anyway. He is now working as a "freelancer" of sorts.
>>33675903Not for content creation. Only a few have made it big in Europe and they're from the UK. Pewdiepie and Ibai being the exceptions.
>>33675904nta and legit question:Do you consider a stream thot cheating as opposed to porn?I think I'd consider it cheating if he was paying for a 1 on 1 session with a camwhore (because it's more like prostitution), while viewing a stream it's like watching a stripper (which to me is more morally grey, and I'm not sure if I would call it cheating, but I certainly would be hurt if my fiance did that to me).
femanonswould you support chad and become part of his farm?
>>33675882>I should have a boyfriend to do this for meif you gave me a chance i wouldve given him an earful and risked starring on fblive for you....
>>33675904He and JH would get along
>>33675912Only if we're in a (monogamous) relationship.
>>33675913I wouldn't want you to be stupid
>>33675916Chad deserves multiple cows
Why is dick so warm
>>33675918Tough luck then. He can go have fun with his multiple cows.
>>33675911I would consider it emotional cheating, if you did not discuss this first. You go out of your way to get something your partner is supposed to give you.M btw.>>33675919It's hot.
>>33675912No. What type of farm?
>>33675919Blood flow
>>33675914I don't watch porn at work.
>>33675916that's a lot to endure as a single cow
>>33675917don't stop me, anon. the masculine urge to go to bat for your girl over some pointless inanity and lose your life for nothing....
>>33675920You will join
>>33675909Did you get his job, hehe
>>33675922cow farm, you become chad's cow
>>33675927No I won't, fuck off.
>>33675926OK
>>33675924You just masturbate, very important distinction.
Sad there are anons who post on atoga all day
>>33675763CN has truly fallen lolOG PPG actually had baddies
>>33675929boring bit
>>33675912Nah
Do you actually think they're going to hurt me
>>33675928Not exactly. We were on the same level when I started and then I became the I guess you could say CTO of sorts, but that was after he was gone.
>>33675934you wouldn't know that if you weren't here all day yourself
>>33675934It’s sad when anon gets offended and they have to pretend people are worse than him
>>33675933Correct. And I only do it when and where I'm completely alone and won't ever inconvenience anyone with it.
I wonder what jp femanon is doing
>>33675902My shitty country, a little to the right on the map compared to hers, officially has hundreds of thousands of (predominantly women) persons in the adult content creation industry and they aren't grannies. Those percentages are a little nuanced but it's safe to say that we absolutely do not have that many male managers, or managers in general, across all age brackets combined.
>>33675939Hoe do you sort of become CTO
>>33675942I read the threads I miss and notice the same posts rehashed every hour
>>33675930You will be milked, Chad will squeeze your teats. You will hear the lamentations of the beta males as they watch
womenwould you date a man with no hood trainingmen would you date a woman like that
>>33675946Which one?
>>33675947And what shitty country is this?Because porn/OF is pretty niche.
>>33675938Probably not. Just keep your shit locked up.
>>33675951what
>>33675953There is more than one?
>>33675948We did not have the position, but I essentially oversaw the other people and made the decisions when we were going for what and what everybody's time plan should look like.
>>33675954Camming is not niche and a great many camwhores have OF/Fansly as well as escorting side gigs.
>>33675945Sounds like birds of a feather
>>33675955Ok
>>33675951what is hood training
>>33675852Old niggas gotta get paid>>33675863Daddy chillI'm dipping soon anyways>>33675872Rude lol>>33675899What were they managing, the mom's tendies corporation Jk, I can imagine some lonely careerguys I guess. Just kind of crazy to me, if you have that much money you can at least find a gold digger IRL. maybe they're avoidant or something >>33675934Could never be me hahah
girlsHow is it that a woman and like a guy, but the second she finds out he’s a virgin she doesn’t like him anymore?
Anons you really can't be so retarded to believe that there are more women doing porn than there are managers who are men on regular jobs.
>>33675955I'm scared now
>>33675966I can
>>33675951M, sure lol, not like I'm gonna drag her through the ghetto at night on a date
>>33675960Yeah? And I know many artists as well, and I know for a fact that the majority of the population isn't artists.It's really retarded that you think unironically that there are more women in porn than there are men who are managers altogether.
>>33675958I’m joking, I don’t know what jp means
>>33675961Well I I hope you get sounded by a feather.
>>33675971Nta but I assume japanese
>>33675967Take some deep breaths
>>33675973Clearly.
>>33675959I see, they don’t have that position so you can do that type of work without pay
>>33675971Japan
who in atoga would make the most money on OF?and who would spend the most?
>>33675906Yo I got the same cat food yesterday lel
>>33675969BB Hood!!
>>33675972Are feathers conductive enough? I doubt it.
>>33675967If you have very loud sex, they won't do anything.>>33675976I was the best paid employee in my team and I enjoyed the work and position I had.
>>33675964I only asked one guy and he said that no one liked him. But that was the same guy I blocked so he was right
>>33675979Jh should make a of where she ranta about things while jerking off at the same time
>>33675979Actuary would kill if she made one with her girl.
>>33675979I used to think I'd unironically make a fuckton of money if I did porn by filling a niche as a sex toy enthusiast, but I realized there really are tons of women who have more toys, bigger toys, crazier toys, and can fully use them.
>>33675965I haven’t heard that. Have you been on Reddit again?
>>33675964where are my £100 you lying narcissistic shit?right you were just lying as you always do, sex pest
>>33675982Isn't sounding just putting something in your peehole? How does conductivity factor in?
>>33675975>>33675978That wasn’t clear to me and I’m Japanese
>>33675974Idk if that helped>>33675983I don't have sex
>>33675970I gave a particular case where that happens to be true: 4% of the TOTAL female population of a country is doing adult sex industry-adjacent work, or roughly 12% (!) of the women who are in the workforce altogether. Incidental or not.
>>33675991Doubtful.>>33675985Imagine her recording her 4h long goon sesh. lol
>>33675983Oh that’s good then, what happened?
>>33675991It is a pretty common abbreviation
>>33675993>I don't have sexThey don't need to know that.Just pretend some strong hunk lives with you.
>>33675981You know it>>33675979I heard your mom is making a lot>>33675984Brutal>>33675989Where are your mannersAlso I said>"I promise to pay the next person who catches me posting here £100"Someone else called me out before you came online
>>33675995Why? There is jp and then jh and I’m sure there are more. What country is jh?
>>33676002Don't act stupid now.JP is common knowledge.
>>33675985>>33675995No men would actually stick around to watch me masturbate from beginning to end. I know porn addicts have short attention spans, they'd just click away to find a video of exactly what they want to see the moment they want it.
>>33676002JH is jizz hater, a femanon from here
>>33676002Jizzhatistan >>33675998Probably more common among nerds who are used to seeing US/EU/JP games
>>33675998>>33676002
>>33675990Oh yeah, that's technically true. I'm biased because the one my ex used on me was connected to a battery.
>>33676008Sounds painful. I don't get anything out of playing with my peehole. Is it different for guys?
>>33676004I was thinking more of a asmr thing than porn
>>33676005Okay so now it’s a person, but a person can also be a place sometimes. I wonder why I didn’t understand!>>33676003
>>33676004>No men would actually stick around to watch me masturbate from beginning to endThat doesn't matter.But you could ask for high prices for the sheer length of it.And adding your voice makes it hotter anyway.
>>33676011It is ok, JP usually japan, JH usually a person
>>33676010Oh yeah, OF could be like anything, not just cam shows. I had it stuck in my head that it'd have to be live and in video format.
>>33676000um I guess I'm dying
>>33675966It happened to me. I went on 3 dates with this girl, all were going well. At the end of the third date, she wanted me to go home with her. But I said not yet. Later she messaged me asking what was wrong with me. She even asked if I was gay which makes no sense. I told her I am a virgin and need more time. She thought I was joking about being a virgin, but when I told her I was serious, and that I just need more time to get comfortable she stopped talking to me.
These ESL Asian larps are getting tiresome.
>>33676013>>33676003We usually see it abbreviated as JPN
>>33676009It wasn't my favourite thing ever, but it was enjoyable. I'm guessing it is different for us since that's where cum exits from.
>>33676012With do many options, I don't see why a guy would pick me over the thousands of women who are willing to show and do more for less, with better quality and bigger boobs.
>>33675996>what happened?He quit at some point since he was just working 3 days a week there anyway, or what do you mean?
>>33676004Wait how long do you masturbate for?
>>33676017It’s not a larp so get used to it, or leave.
>>33676017Post eye filipino boy
>>33676021Oh I thought you meant you don’t work there anymore too
>>33676019Why'd you have to bring that up?>>33676022If I cleared the weekend and really want to get off as much as I like, I will masturbate on and off in my room for a whole morning, then do it again that night if I couldn't orgasm.
Women just want chad and then project that on us men ..
>>33676020>I don't see whyPeople tell you why all the time and you just keep dismissing it always. You don't know how men think sexually and you still think you can chose for us.But this is a pointless discussion anyway, since you will never do it. Not even as a private request for an anon.
>>33676028Chadlet*
>>33675980Nice, anon. I like cats.
>>33676018Too many letters
>>33676027That was the mild version. I rewrote it after realizing who I has dealing with.
i wish chad would strangle my head a bit with his thighs while he plays something
>>33676032But less confusion
>>33676035You've been chadposting all day. Don't you have anything better to do
>>33676029I get it, men have lots of tastes, so someone somewhere would like what I'm putting out there. It just doesn't seem like a sustainable income at that scale.And if I was poor and couldn't work otherwise, I'd do porn probs. But as long as I have options, I don't think that's safe.>>33676033Let's hear the un-mild version. Fuck it, be as descriptive as you want. My tummy hurts, so throwing up would probably be helpful.
>>33676037not today, it's still early
>>33676027What type of porn do you watch?
>>33676035How does chad look
>>33676040For the last 24 hours.
>>33676035>i wish chad would strangle my head a bit with his thighs while he plays somethingHoby Buchanon fan?
>>33676042*Like
>>33676042Blue eyes. 6'5"
>>33676041I don't typically watch porn, but I've been watching some amateur threesome stuff somewhat recently. I usually just read smutty fanfics or listen to relaxing, guided stuff.
>>33676044must be other chadsexuals, sorry if it's spreading>>33676042i can only say what he doesn't look like at the moment but i don't want to interact too much, let me stay stealthy please>>33676045that seems to lead to porn...
State gender, do you agree that it's a bit of a red flag if a guy is too much into psychology/ is a psychologist?
>>33676035You know, you make it impossible to not be recognized, yet you seem to not like being recognized.Anyway, you're a NEET?
>>33676048Let me guess, they play StarCraft too
>>33676035I could do that but clothed, naked would be weird
>>33676051Only if he is annoying about it
>>33676052She already admitted to being a 35 year old neet still living with her parents.
>>33676056i literally said i am not that, but sure
>>33676051FNo
>>33676050Yeah, it's porn. He actually ChadFucks women, unlike most of the other guys.
>>33676049>amateur threesomeon /gif/?Girls are so lucky that they can literally masturbate an entire day. Boys don’t have that luxury
>>33676057Liar.
>>33676056When I told her I was 37, she just said I was indeed older than her. Don't think she said a specific age.>>33676060>Boys don’t have that luxuryYou're just weak.
Apparently Sexercise is a legitimate thing has anyone actually done it? I ask because last time we had this conversation someone posted a manga on it but I forgot the link and the concept felt so ridiculous I just had to type it into the search engine to see what would come up and it's apparently a legit practice like Tantric sex, am I just a stupid virgin or was there really such an underbelly to the sex world I never knew existed?
>>33676053No? That's for nerds. Chad has sensible hobbies like gym, sports, billiards, and music.
>>33676061i shall not be sacrificed for your wishes
>>33676066Chad seems kinda boring
And they say porn is harmful to men... Meanwhile women have been posting bout chad for hours nowUnreal
>>33675360Kys
>>33676067That is not sacrificeranon.
>>33676065I don't think it is actually a thing
>>33676068You'll barely be able to speak from all the orgasms he'll give you.
>>33676060I never try to navigate /gif/ unless someone ITT shares a good link. There's always too much gross shit to sift through ever since webms became a thing.And needing to masturbate for a day isn't a luxury, it's a fucking curse.>>33676069It's one person, it looks like. Also stop posting horses, unless you want a conversation about horsecock again this morning.
>>33676066Billiards tables are insanely expensive
>>33676075There should be a female chad but she loves you and fixes you
>>33676069We have? I only saw guys talking about chads
>>33676069Women like Manuel Ferrara a lot
>>33676069porn has a more damaging effect on men than it does women. Porn harms testosterone
>>33676003People think JP means Jake Paul now.
>>33676079>Billiards tables are insanely expensiveGood thing he has a trust fund and a job in finance.
>>33676077>it’s a curseWhy don’t you just find a man to have sex with for an entire weekend instead of masturbating?Also have you ever considered making a ManyVids account and just creating video shorts of you masturbating with your face and identifiable features hidden?
>>33676071
Why aren't men chivalrous, protective and romantic anymore?
>>33676064https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/chunk/33645911/#33646501https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/chunk/33645911/#33646092https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/chunk/33645911/#33646523
link to this sexercise manga it sounds hilarious
>>33676069but i only read doujins
>>33676091Actually its a manhwa. nerdy face
>>33676087>Why don’t you just find a man to have sex with for an entire weekend instead of masturbating?I did, but I don't live with him and my weekends are usually very busy with other stuff, so it's more convenient to handle it myself at home. Also masturbating for maintenance of my mental health is very different from sex. They have different goals beyond orgasms.>Also have you ever considered making a ManyVids account and just creating video shorts of you masturbating with your face and identifiable features hidden?No. I got doxxed like a decade and a half ago for posting "anonymous" nudes online, and I still think about those consequences.
>>33676090Ok cool, but I don't actually care enough.We're just anons posting on here.
>>33676087>find a man to have sex with for an entire weekendNot her but it's impossible to find such a man
>>33676101Nah
>>33676090only the third reply there is me, i was the zoomer fighting with the 31 year old anon, not any other one
does it take itself seriously or is it just an excuse to draw smut? because it honestly sounds like a way to excuse a dude fucking a lot of attractive women without having to craft together a love story or much of a relationship prior to them bumping uglies
>>33676098what gives you better orgasms, the sex with him or masturbating
>>33676102YesThey no longer want sex once they coom
>>33676105It is not serious at all. It is just hot people and silly things happening
>>33676103Why should anyone believe you when you've already demonstrated to pretend to be other anons?
>>33676051Understanding emotions and human nature is good. Being a clueless psychology nerd who throws some labels around is cringeM
>>33676110why would i care about shizos, i don't even want to be known, i just interact when i feel like it
>>33676108NtaMost men want to have multiple orgasms a day....
>>33676113But their dicks become useless and flaccid!
>>33676107Sex for sure. And I can get multiple in a row with him. By myself, I rarely manage to even get one orgasm out of me.
>>33676112Yet you spam the same low effort shitposts here every day.
>>33676114It just needs a 10min break after that it is good again
>>33676116>every dayNo, I was missing her recently.
>>33676118And what am I supposed to do during that 10 minutes? Masturbate?
>>33676114Just have him eat you out???? Use his hands??????? Have you never had sex?????????????
>>33676116if i'm that recognizeable i'm sure you'd have noticed that i wasn't here from a long time and today i'm just catching up a bitwhy are you so bothered by me using "chad"? everyone knows girls just prefer him anyway
>>33676119That is even more pathetic.
>>33676120Kiss and touch? Maybe masturbate ye
>>33676123Better to have fun than bitter people.
>>33676121Honestly I haven't, I'm just theorizing
I want to have battle sex someday but my brain is rotted by porn games with this as their system
Femanons, does male pre-cum turn you on more or nah?
>>33676132never seen it, no idea
I'm afraid I would be attracted to insane, cruel and insidious BPDemons if I were a man
>>336759794'10 femanon or london
>>33676134Why is that?
>>33676132No clue, have no experience
>>33676132I've never had sex
>>33676133You a virgin?
>>33676139yeah...
>>33676135hehe~
>>33676132it doesn't, but for some reason, men think it's hot and always mention it
>>33676137>>33676138Stop baiting me. It’s a serious question. I took vitality supplements and produce more than usual. Wanted to know.
>>33676134same but I would just embrace it
>>33676136Because similar moids attract me now
>>33676143maybe if you took more i'd be able to see it for the first time through the screen and be able to judge?
>>33676143Maybe you should have asked first
>>33676142I’d ask my gf but we stopped having sex and at this point I don’t mind.
>>33675471What's up with you foids thinking that every mother is a good person? What if she beat him and abused him while growing up?
>>33676142You know that reminds me of something.I just checked the archive because a friend noticed an anon here apparently mentioned me specifically and that seems to be the case.I mean I wanted to be here less anyway, but that is even freakier shit than I had expected.
What a horrible thread
>>33676154previous one was way worse
r9k told me that casual sex will make me unable to have a long term bf and turns out it's not true
>>33676154Stfu horse fucker
>>33676158Stop slandering me
>>33676154You just want to hurt my feelings
>>33676157are you going to tell them
Americans (MEN/WOMEN)What does dating actually mean? I asked this american girl if she wants to grab a coffee or beer next week and she replied: I am not looking for a relationship right now, I was like WTF?we are both in Europe and here we just hang out and talk some shit, a beer or coffee doesn't mean we are getting fucking married. I am normally very quick with comebacks and stuff but this response stunned me
Moid spammers are getting worse and worseThe *breeds you* moid was 10 times better than the horse moid
>>33676162Damn u an ugly one
>>33676154
>>33676161No
atoga's more brain damaged than usual
>>33676154Kind of agree.And your post just made it way worse too.
>>33676162A lot of Americans date to marry. I know casual dating is much more common in Europe, but we like to date only for the long haul.
>>33676157>r9k told melol
>>33676167Namefags posting less ironically made it worse
>>33676168I'm just horsing around
Listening to music, sitting on my couch, having my legs up. ehehe
>>33675376lilypichu?
>>33676178We hate you too.
>>33676135I would pay money to see more of London in the slutty pjs she posted yesterday. Her and FF attention-whoring lately is hot.
>literally every woman on soc only wants hookupsWomen, explain yourselves
>>33676169interedasting. So what should I have said to make it clear it was meant as friends?
I love catsI hate dogs though
>>33676181Don’t know anything about soc
>>33676174>having my legs upwhat does this mean
>>33676186Legs on my couch too, gombre.
>>33676001Dude, it is so much better when you post here. How have you been ?
>>33676182You should have just clarified in the moment that you meant as friends.
>>33676184Why? Dogs are more useful and can protect you.
This.This is the archetypical femanon.
>>33676181what makes you think soc would be the place a stable woman would look for a stable relationship? are you insane?
>>33676191That's not even close to what I look like, though.
>>33676191that's clearly just L from death note
State genderGlasses or contacts? I think I might need a prescription soon
>>33676193Non-brown/black-haired-fembots need not apply.
>>33676191This is not attractive.
>>33676196FI used to wear contacts, but glasses are less of a hassle and I think they look better on me.
>>33676132Not particularly. It's very neutral in flavor and consistency, so I barely notice it, honestly. The idea of a guy showing his intense arousal in any physical way can be hot if it's framed right, I guess.
>>33676197nta, what's wrong with non-dark hair
>>33676191If only, that's wife material
>>33676196mContacts are scary.
>>33676190no one is training their dogs to actually protect them and they aren't going to naturally do it
>>33676191Would. Cum in her ass.
>>33676191She probably destroys your gaming computer if you don't sit with her all day while she scrolls Tik4Channel.
>>33676190They bark all the time. Especially the small ones, I can tolerate the big ones, they're more calm
>>33676196FEither, both.
>>33676197I have dark hair, but I have curls. And I'm not Asian or white or whatever.
>>33676191need the archetypical femanon to drug me with a muscle relaxant before nibbling small chunks of my flesh off while maintaining eye contact with me
>>33676201It's not dark.
>>33676191why have you been spamming this child all night? are you her or just a simp trying to promo?
>>33676180aren't they the same poster?
>>33676206Ok incel>>33676212First time i even googled her maybe we got the same feed.
>>33676191How much does the subscription cost? PPV or not?
>>33676204>they aren't going to naturally do itThis is dependant on the breed, just like you thoroughbred horses want to run certain dog breeds want to protect your person or your premise. Some dogs will do it naturally, you may even have to train it out of them
>>33676200Thanks anon.
>>33676218Always happy to talk about dicks and stuff.
>>33676157yeah no shit
>>33676219Kek. Would.
>>33676157Women can and do have whatever they want. R9k doesn't have women's perspective, they don't know what real privilege looks like.
>>33676189so I have to say "Hey would you be up for a beer or coffee next week AS FRIENDS?"no wonder everybody hates amerifats ;)
genders, if every board was a gf/bf, who would you choose?
>>33676226f, /k/
>>33676226F. /an/ bf and old-/gif/ gf.
>>33676215I think she is just posting on x
>>33676226M, /out/, and /k/ as side piece.
>>33676226M/bant/ gf
>>33676231lolkot gf get
>>33676191I like average girls like this
>>33676226m, /sci/
>>33676226M/trv/ gf with a hint of /vg/ and /a/./s4s/ gf would go the hardest though.
>>33676226M/tg/ !
>>33676226>tfw no /lit/ gfWhy live?
>>33676226F/fit/ for a bf, /u/ for a gfAnd I don't say /fit/ because I need some buff Chad, but they're just a reasonable level of autistic and have a shared interest.
>>33676226FI’m only here
cute answers, glad my sacrifice will not be wasted
>>33676226M /adv/
>>33676244oh ok
>>33676244this is qt tier creepy...
>>33676180Who is FF?
>>33676251Anyone can search the archive. Qt is my favorite poster here.
Why are sickly girls so much more attractive?
>>33676256why would you say that
>>33676253yeah you creeps always stick together.
>>33676256I read sticky
>>33676247what sacrifice?
>>33676229CashApp or Venmo. I see.
>>33676256Only in theory.In practice they are an absolute chore and you may have to walk on eggshells around them.
>>33676244>Could not view this in the UK
>>33676261>>33675776
>>33676258I saw >>33676191
>>33676271i sure hope she's not sickly
>>33675781>>33675782>>33675843Don't worry, it's probably me.
>>33676226M/fit/ or /sp/ gf.
>>33676274>avatarfag has delusions that anybody thinks of her at alllol
>>33676273She looks sickly, messy hair, gaunt sunken face, white gown like in a hospital
>>33676244Thanks. I do get confused sometimes if it's Footfacey or London. I remember Footfacey used to post her face more when she first came here and that's when I named her.
>>33676278would you heal her or turn her sicker?
Men, would you date a woman who is totally ostracized by her family?
>>33676276Best to just ignore
>>33676276I like her too bad she's a lesbian>>33676282Yeah I'm your family now
>>33676282Yeah, my family is very welcoming.
>>33676051M, yes it can sorta beI've done a lot of research on psychology to try to understand my own craziness>>33676134They bad tho...
>>33676281I'm no doctor but I'd encourage her to eat more
genders, how much do you like meat?
>>33676294you have to feed her by hand in that case
>>33676295I like my cock a lot.It has some nifty tricks up its foreskin.
i still have no idea of how foreskin works and i will never know
>>33676297Cum diet it is.Nta
>>33676274I'll miss your bantz when you get married and leave the thread.>tfw my own thread exit plan is still in a precarious positionI don't want to be here forever... I don't want it...
>>33676301It's a choice to not know.
>>33676280Footfacey likes to type in lowercase and London uses minimal punctuation.
Women a guy flirts with you in public. Midway through he slips you this piece of paper. How do you react?
>>33676305honestly i could keep joking about it but i'm really kinda scared about those things, it's definitely a choice but i'm too scared to look at real things and i don't think anyone could be good at describing iti can't even ask explicit stuff to the evil ais because then they flag me and shame me
>>33676297Sure
>>33676312>i don't think anyone could be good at describing itI am right here, but if that's how you see it..
>>33676308>>33676244So creepy
>>33676315maybe i'll ask about this again in 3 days
>>33676317what else to expect from qt and his sex pest friends
Anons would you like two wives or two knives?
>>33676311I already have cringe trauma from guys giving me pieces of paper. This would just be another weird interaction I'd immediately defuse then laugh about via voca ITT.
>>33676308I'll keep that in mind. Thank you for your service.
>>33676311put it in my mouth, chew it, swallow it and then stick out my tongue to show that it's gone
>>33676319I would only tell you in private.
>>33676321I'd like a race horse, 10 years worth of feed and a jockey gf
>>33676325no, i'll keep my penis fear forever thank you
>>33676321I got much more than two knives and one wife would be perfect.>>33676328I know.
sex haver genders, how is it like to have sex with lights turned off
>>33676326I don’t think they sell horse feed around here but I will ask my boss. She has a horse girl daughter.>>33676329Can I see your collection?
>>33676333Idk, probably awkward also I want to see her
>>33676174Based, what are you listening to? <3Meanwhile I'm annoying my neighbours rn https://voca.ro/1eEQZCtogMwX
>>33676324I think I'd be contractually obligated to marry you if you did that
>>33676336You just want me to dox my knives so you can send the pic to the police... :xIt is just kitchen knives depending on what I have to cut.
>>33676338Not the person you replied to but wow I used to download these songs you make and had them on my study playlist!
>>33676324Have you now or ever been in an eating competition?
>>33676188I highly doubt that but that's sweet kekMostly low-effort mobile posting these days though if at allHow are you my guy?Yeah life is fine on paper, can't complain. Job at the bar's chill, people often get me drinks after work lol. Trying to balance hobbies and vidya and whatnot (and post here less). Mental health is still fucked but that's par for the course lol. Thanks for asking though
>>33676338Don't fucking reply to me.
>>33676340Nah anon. They are having fun invading cities.
>>33676251Lol I can't even see those pics on UK 4chan...Cool to hear they're both dating tho
>>33675776The genie can fuck off. I don't want wishes, I want things not to be rigged against people. This is a foreign concept to femanons but it's okay.
>>33676333F. Too scary, I always do it with the lights on.
Men,Do you want a girl you date to be friends with your friends? The guy I'm dating has brought me around his friends, and I want to be liked obviously so I try to be so nice and so social and talk to them and ask them questions but at the same time I don't want to be too much
>>33676348is it because you're afraid of the dark
>>33676282M, yeah, my mom kicked me out so I can empathise lolNot "ostracised" anymore but I'm still the black sheep desuWe can have our own f a m >>33676295I like it but I could live without it, I've never been a big meat eater >inb4 cock joke>>33676321Two wives sounds like a headache, two knives means I won't be caught lacking or can make some coin, ez choice
>>33676349>Do you want a girl you date to be friends with your friends?I leave the choice to her
>>33676345Oh, well, at least mine isn't...
>>33676350I'm anxious that I'll hurt him by accident or that he'll do something to me that I'm not ready for if I can't see him.
>>33676349>friends with your friends?Meaning what? Obviously I want to the people in my life to be able to hang out together and get along.If I had any friends left.
>>33676321What's the difference?
Anon would you elect a cat mayor?
Hi girl I mean they
>>33676282I guess. I guess I'll discover the reason why.
>>33676358I was wondering if having a wife in each hand is the same feeling as two knives. Further research needed.
>>33676226None. Every board is infested with men, crawling all over it.
>>33676295>how much do you like meat?On a scale of 1 - 10, 9. I wouldn't be a proper Texan if I didn't.>>33676304>I'll miss your bantz when you get married and leave the thread.Thank you>>33676333>how is it like to have sex with lights turned offNot as good as with some warm, dim lighting>>33676338JUNIPER MENTIONED
>>33676341No way that's so dope aw <3 hope your studying went well!Have an ooold beat lol https://voca.ro/1b7fCHPpTjjs
>>33676349>Do you want a girl you date to be friends with your friends?I don't have friends so this is never a problem with datingAnyway sounds like you're maybe overthinking it, beee yourself, if they don't like you they can bugger off
>>33676354uhh what???what type of subterfuge you think bro about to commit
Is the Korrasami poster JH or is it another lesbo? I can't keep up with the lore.
>>33676354NTA but if you can't trust your fwboyfriends and random hookups whom you regularly fuck, enough to fuck them without closely monitoring the whole process with your own eyes, then maybe you shouldn't have sex with them. This is fundamental logic.
>>33676351Why were you kicked out?>>33676288>>33676289Nice>>33676363The reason is that I left JW and my father is an elder in the congregation
>>33676366>JUNIPER MENTIONEDBased juniper enjoyer >>33676295Also I remember I had a phase as a kid where I didn't want to hurt animals and wanted to boycott meat but my mom beat my ass when I tried to refuse eating it lol
>>33676196MPersonally I wear contacts exclusively, and have been since I was 18. Glasses don't help with my visual impairment.My suggestion to you is to try contacts, and get reading glasses for those times when you can't be bothered to faff with the contacts.
>>33676373she has one night stands and fucks randoms, that's always what's going on with those women, they can't help themselves and then it's men's fault for anything that happens.
>>33676375No. They don't like eachother. We live in hope that it will result in a hot cat fight, with oil. My money is on korrasami poster, even if JH is feisty
>>33676381well it sounds like you have a separate grievance to file but i mean her scenario literally has a penis already inside her, what is even left to do. its over. what is she worried about
>>33676364I'm assuming having two wives in hand will soon lead to the feeling of two knives in the back.
male anons, do you really want to talk to female anons?
>>33676378>Why were you kicked out?Mostly standing up to my mom and her partner being awful to my younger siblings and getting into fights with him. Also drinking too much and being too old to live at home so one day they just took my keys and say don't come back. Anyway it's in the past lol (still hate the cunt tho)
>>33676387the same underlying weirdness is what prevents her from kissing her hookups or showing any affection (and it's not something her brain really dwells on, as in there sex is just as trivial as brushing teeth)
>>33676378>The reason is that I left JW and my father is an elder in the congregationSounds reasonable. I would go on a date with you.
>>33676365Sounds like you are in the wrong general.
>>33676389no, women are scary. i just want to know i could talk to them IF i wanted to, thats enough.
>>33676378>The reason is that I left JW and my father is an elder in the congregationI now want to protect you.
>>33676389Just the fact that I'm having a conversation with a woman makes it much better than if I had the same conversation with a man.
>>33676394Like I said, they're all the same.
>>33676342no, but I would mog>>33676339ok, lets go
>Have you ever ''taught'' someone how to be a better loverI understand that comparison is the thief of joy, but my partner sucks in bed. I understand good communication is key, but my question is has anyone been able to ''teach'' their partner, or help them to improve. Like in my case, they're not selfish or anything, I just think they haven't really experienced what good sexual chemistry is so to them average seems great.
>>33676388Or each other. Cat poster is disappointed to hear that Anon.
>>33676402just give them a glass of wine, shit sex is usually because of anxiety and tension
>>33676403dont be, your first wife murdering you so the second wife cant enjoy you anymore is one of the biggest male fantasies
>>33676349Not really. I've kept my partners pretty separate from my social life. They aren't overly interested in meeting my friends, me theirs.
>>33676373Cumming and not telling me, for starters.>>33676377It's about finding comfort in the ability to maintain my agency. I don't actually think I'll be taken advantage of, but the possibility is upsetting. And I know that's neurotic, I'm in therapy to address it.>>33676402I've communicated what I like and what I think is safe and reasonable overall. Idk if that made them "better", but it made them consider the way I like things more.
>>33676402How do you think throatgoats become throatgoats?
>>33676402>I just think they haven't really experienced what good sexual chemistry isImplying you two don't have good sexual chemistry. Think on this, Anon.
>>33676409enthusiasm and confidence
>>33676389They are cute and endearing so yeah
anons, would it be very funny if someone got a dildo only to practice oral sex?
>>33676406Speak for yourself.
>>33676413No, I think it's a good idea. Practice riding too
>>33676401>ok, lets goWatch out, some might take you up on your word and give you their Discord chat username to chat with you off-site.
>>33676413>to practice oral sexIsn't that what men are for?
>>33676413I have a dildo that I exclusively put in my mouth while I masturbate.
>>33676418She is all talk, no action.
>>33676393>>33676397But how would you react when I told you about it on a date?Also there is one girl in the congregation who still texts me despite me being an apostate and from what she says I'm still being mentioned during meetings and people are saying that I left because I wanted to whore around which is not true, I just no longer believed in that shit
>>33676410we don't I can go weeks without having sex because it's that average. It's grim.
>>33676421does it have a name
>>33676425>complaining about average sexSome people don't know how good they have it.
Is wearing something like this a form of PickMe behaviour?
>>33676418
>>33676429Why are you posting this picture of literally me?
>>33676427There's more to life than being a sex haver
>>33676424>But how would you react when I told you about it on a date?Pretty much like I just did: sounds reasonable.>Also there is one girl in the congregation who still texts me despite me being an apostateI don't know what that has to do with our date, but she's not supposed to do that is she?
>>33676428is that femcel uniform
>>33676366Are you worried, as a bi-pansexual-lesbian-ish person or whatever, that things are going to get much harder for the LGBT community soon?
>>33676424>people are saying that I left because I wanted to whore around which is not true, I just no longer believed in that shitI have seen documentaries about JW and I would fully support you, since I neft Christianity at age 16 too.Granted my family is not religious, but they'd still welcome you.
>>33676428Less pickme and more painting a giant target on your forehead (f)
>>33676432Doesn't change what I said.
>>33676435no, femcels are usually skinny and don't wear ahit like that
>>33676429That is the kind of face I would want to punch on sight. Something about it triggers my threat response, like a dog that immediately starts barking and growling when seeing something ugly.
I shall never accept your use of 'literally' meaning 'figuratively'.
>>33675331Why do Zoomers girls apply Rule34 IRL everywhere?There are so many cooking channels where the Zoomer girls make every single they do in the kitchen a sexual reference. So many other examples of this with different content
>>33676441i strangely agree for once
>>33676442NTA. You seem like an asshole.
>>33676444Sex sells. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8--BGH3aNs
>>33676444Because they are being good little slut?Retarded question.
>>33676426Yes, but you'll never hear it.
>>33676444Are you sure that's not just the algorithm putting you inside a bubble?
>>33676444aren't millenial men doing the same on tiktok or whatever, spanking doughs and stuff
>>33676449It’s cringey and embarrassing. It also will always been on the Internet
>>33676452It starts with an A.
>>33676385They are both black, right? How old is the korrasami poster? Could be a 50/50 fight.
>>33676456Have I talked about this before?
>>33676375>Is the Korrasami poster JH or is it another lesbo?No, she's whiter than me.>>33676385We don't dislike each other, but I would 100% beat the brakes off of any other woman who has posted here.>>33676436>that things are going to get much harder for the LGBT community soon?Yes, but the pendulum will inevitably swing the other way after this current administration. But sadly, people won't learn, and it will inevitably happen again in our lifetimes.>>33676444>Why do Zoomers girls apply Rule34 IRL everywhere?Hypersexualization is normalized in a young population that had way too easy access to porn.
>>33676454They are zoomers too. QCP is a zoomer>>33676453I watch a lot of cooking videos. It’s not a small bubble because these creators will collab with famous chefs. They have big followings
>>33676458you must love him very much
>>33676433>I don't know what that has to do with our dateIt has, there are people trying to make me look like a slut>but she's not supposed to do that is she?Yeah, it's forbidden
>>33676458No, but all good things' names start with an A.
>>33676460Can I lick your pussy while your girlfriend watches? Pretty please?
>>33676375We're very different. She's tall and rich and jacked and engaged.>>33676462Love isn't the right word for inanimate objects. My therapist says so.>>33676464That's not always true. I've dated a couple A-holes.
>>33676457Well JH has about 50lbs of ass so if she sits on korrasami poster's head that might be a problem. But korrasami poster is jacked af
>>33676466>That's not always true. I've dated a couple A-holes.Reread what I wrote.
>>33676431I am doxxing you
>>33676460>Hypersexualization is normalized in a young population that had way too easy access to porn.yet people talk like Zoomers hardly have sex
>>33676469I made a joke. I have asshole exes whose names started with A. So I made a pun by calling them A-holes. Get it?
Now I am become strangecel, the scrambler of everything.
>>33676473Meh.
I keep running like a chicken with its head cut off!Achromatic twisted aeronautA birdbrain, baby I don't know when I'm supposed to stop
>>33676478neva
>>33676471this is true, also i feel like they're aware that if they lean into sexual things they gain an audience faster unlike older generations who usually already have some kind of stability, it's sad but i don't expect much anymore anyway
>>33676477Laugh, bitch.
>>33676463>there are people trying to make me look like a slutNot something I'll likely even hear about, if it wasn't for the fact that you just said so. But I'm more inclined to take your word for it than hers.>Yeah, it's forbidden.Ah, doesn't matter. Not your problem.Block her and move on with your life.
>>33676467>But korrasami poster is jacked afHow tall is she? JH has punching power on her side since fatties can hit hard.
>>33676460>ywn armwrestle korrasami and have her snap your arm clean in half, howling in agony on the ground as she makes out with her gf while she fondles her biceps also jh is way too small to fight even an average sized woman
>>33676467He's not jacked asf
>>33676482No, I am going to play some video games.
>>33676486>he
>>33676380Please be careful
>>33676486I thought that was a lesbo.
>>33676489Huh? Did you reply to the wrong post?
>>33676484Jh isn't fat, just has a fat ass
GirlsDo you think the early introduction of sex to zoomer girls is beneficial long term? Or do you think it would be better if they were introduced to sex at later age like most millennials?
>>33676488Lmfao
Getting really into girls with tiny titties and wide hips/fat asses and nice feet lately.
>>33676498ok
>>33676496later, specially with all the insane fetishes that are normalized now>>33676498>nice feet
>>33676500>>nice feetYou got something to say, buddy?
>>33676500>specially with all the insane fetishes that are normalized nowWhat is being normalized?
>>33676487Please laugh.
>>33676504yeah i'm your eternal enemy>>33676505feet for example
>>33676507*slurps on your toes* SHLRSHLRKSHLRKSHLRK*Licks lips* thanks for the meal, suckah.
femanons, where is my money? why haven't I been paid yet? is this women's fault?
>>33676508*burns you and reduces you to dust then throws you away on mars*
>>33676500Nta but I completely agree. I’m a millennial and when I’ve dated zoomer girls, I’m shocked about what they want in the bed. They think I’m a prude, but I’ve never had a millennial girl make the requests they ask for. Even when I was the same age of these zoomers, girls my age never asked for what these zoomer girls expect and want. Zoomer girls want sex right away, first date, and it’s full in. They don’t want condoms, and they want to start with hardcore sex right on the first day.
>>33676512Too late, you can't get your toes un-sucked now.
>>33676508Ew gross nta, she's probably got foot fungus
>>33676507>feetReally? That is actually a real thing and not some weird online fetish? Normal people really do this now?
>>33676509Blame your bosses not us
>>33676517it's not too much spread out yet but can still happeni'm going to cry on my bed now, bye
>>33676514virgin incel hands
>>33676518I don't have one
>>33676463>there are people trying to make me look like a slutYeah, you.>>33676471>yet people talk like Zoomers hardly have sexExactly. It's porn brain and sexual frustration bundled together.>>33676484>How tall is she?I'm 5'6>>33676496>Do you think the early introduction of sex to zoomer girls is beneficial long term?There's nothing wrong with learning about sex as a concept at a young age. The issue is sexuality being sold in the media of kids. How many people can point to a cartoon character being formative to their sexuality because of the creator's barely disguised fetish?
>>33676498I miss my ex who looked like that
>>33676523Get a job
>>33676527It is basically a job
>>33676525nta i basically assume all furries are due to weird booby animal cartoons
>>33676521how old are you? Because millennial girls were pretty vanilla. I’m not talking about turbo sluts because I was never in that circle. But your average millennial girls just wanted basic level sex. That’s how it was when I was in university. But now. Zoomer girls who are in that same age range want all kinds of crazy shit. There really is a big big difference
>>33676528Ask your supervisor to give your checks.
>>33676520Crying for chad violence, I presume.
menwhen did you realize you have to be good at taking compliments to receive more of them
>>33676532old enough to know when i'm reading a post that's completely fabricated
>>33676525Why didn't you reply to my question...I just wanna know if I can submissively lick your pussy while your girlfriend watches and directs me...
>>33676534like chad punching me and stuff? sure i'd prefer that
>>33676525>How many people can point to a cartoon character being formative to their sexualityYou know I did some self reflecting on this recently, because I have always found Asian girls extremely attractive. I think it stems from Amy Wong. Rich Asian girls are so attractive to me
>>33676535Never, how do you get good
>>33676531>all furries are due to weird booby animal cartoonsI was turned even by flatties desu
>>33676535I'd rather get compliments because I deserve them, than because I'm good at fishing for them.
>>33676535Can't relate desu I still get complimented daily despite being awkward af
Men, would you ever accept a gf who can't beat the last boss in Loop Hero?
>>33676556lol eww
>>33676556I guess but that is a very easy game
>>33676558>>33676559Give some tips, then.
>>33676560Don't build too much atk speed because you can run out of stamina
>>33676556I suspect you would not accept a boyfriend who accepted that.
>>33676560figure it out.....
Why do you think elective prosthetics will become a thing?
>>33676567>Why*When
>>33676567Year 2030, 2040 at the latest. The prosthetics are already here but that's the point where men realise they have to get bone lengthening surgery so that they can find girlfriends
OMG OMG I'M SOO EXCITEDI CAN'T WAIT FOR IT >.<
>>33676567Who wouldn't want a robot limb? Or eye
>>33676537
>>33676573wouldn't this mean that instead of having tall sons, they'd keep having short ones who would eventually go through a bone lengthening surgery themselves?
>>33676576Yes that is literally me.
It's genuinely sickening how much pain some men have to go through to find girlfriends and wives...
>>33676421Cute
>>33676580No.
>>33676567>Why do you think elective prosthetics will become a thing?I am tired of the mortal coils of this fleshy prison. I was made to be a Terminator, but born in the wrong generation.
Goodmorning Brotoga.Did you see the sunrise?
>>33676579This is literally gender-affirming surgery btw.
>>33676579Just wait until you find out what salmons have to do
>>33676421why?
>>33676586>>33676579I have been watching biographical segments on people who have done this and seems super painful with appx 10+ year recovery
>>33676592how much height can you gain?
Girls, how much was your lipstick?
>>33676592imagine how things would go if people stopped having kids with short ones
>>33676584How do you have a Korrasami pic for every context
>>33676579Being a dude in suffering, no wonder gacha and digital girls sell so well when the alternative is THAT or roiding
>>33676600whole countries would sieze to exist
>>33676595Not sure where they max out but one chick looked reminds me of speghetti noodles
>>33676596The one I have on now was $38
>>33676596The pack of 3 is worth $200 but I got it for free hehe
>>33676567Never. Wearable tech will pretty much always be simpler to implement than implantable tech.
>>33676596Wearing a stain / gloss from the local corner store... $14 I think? The one ai usually buy is $18
>>33676610teehee
comparing limb dickening surgery to makeup cost in 3 2 1
Women, would you?
>>33676591It's body safe, a good size and shape for that, and I wouldn't want to use a silicone toy for PIV if it may have microtears from teeth so saving one just for that is best.
>>336765953-4 inches irrc
>>33676608>>33676614Okay, thanks. The lipstick I want to buy is cheaper. I'll head to the store right now. I hope girls won't laugh at me for being a man and buying lipstick.
>>33676601I have anticipated every interaction and prepared accordingly.
>>33676579This operation gives me tranny surgery vibes. They go to great lengths to do some stupid shit only to realize "No that wasn't it" and kill themselves from alchoholism
>>33676628Simply not loving and accepting yourself as you are is THE gateway to trannyism
>>33676628Gee, I wonder why
Sometimes I go on Tumblr or Twittera and look up yumeship or selfshipping and I just get sad.So many girls are giving up on real relationships and prefer idealized fiction. We're living in the loneliest era of human history, aren't we?
>>33676421Shy girl, here!I don't really play with them, but have one in my 'fun bag'. Are they enjoyable? I have had several versions over the years but 10/10 prefer my bfs hands inside of me instead of a toy. I would probably only pull it out for him to use on me, anyways.
>>33676636Why would girls do this when there are so many nice guys on apps just waiting for a real relationship
>>33676636The fuck's a double?
>>33676641Because it's easier, per usual
>>33676642Some selfshippers get really mad if they see anyone whose 'fictional other' (FO) is the same as theirs. They call them 'doubles' and say they're 'not real' and that they're the only ones who can have that fictional person.Basically, completely batshit delulu shit.
>>33676645and safer
My friend invited herself to this singles event I want to go to (she has a boyfriend) and I’m a little miffed, but maybe she will be a wingwoman for me? Or should I try and get her to not go?
>>33676645Girls are cooked
>>33676596I bought the lip stain I use now when I was visiting America for 30 usd>>33676496I think that knowing what sec is is fine at a younger age but I think the problem is having access to the internet and seeing porn and freaky stuff at a young age. It doesn't give a perception of what real sex should be like
i got close with a girl who liked the same character i liked but was kinda crazy possessive about him, i think it just comes with social media addiction, i was just happy to see someone who liked him too
>>33676465I don't have a girlfriend.
Am I going to go to hell for never paying for lip balms, glosses, or lipsticks, or most make up I have?
>>33676640Sex toys in general are great if you enjoy your time to yourself. Obviously, using them with a partner is a matter of everyone involved liking them, so it's harder to judge or recommend toys for use together.But yeh, dildos are great. Like even if you don't particularly get off to penetration, just having one in while you do clit stim with or without a vibe or something is great.
>>33676595Maximum of 6 inches
>>33676663It is your GOD-given right as a woman to receive expensive gifts from your beta orbiters and OnlyFans subscribers.
>>33676663yeah you're going to the circle where they force you to produce them nonstop
>>33676585I actually did today, at least through some clouds, since I had to get up at 6:15.
>>33676667That is not how I get them>>33676668That actually sounds nice I like working with wax and gloop
>>33676498Please remove my boobies
>>33676664emotional support dildo
>>33676674Okay!*cuts off your tits*
>>33676678That's apparently bad, according to my therapist. I shouldn't get attached to objects the way I do, especially of I'm using them as a surrogate for emotions regarding sex and relationships. So I wouldn't suggest having one for that purpose, even if it does help get through tough times.
Been getting really into modded minecraft lately.
>>33676667Boys give you gifts?
>>336764981. do men actually like this body type?? do they not feel like they're looking at like a twinky boy2. why did someone draw a translucent block over her in the bikini in photoshop that's weird
>>33676685Aren't minecraft mods a huge security risk?
>>33676688chestlets btfo lmao
>>33676688Anime and porn have been working to blur the lines between boys and girls for 30 years.It's only going to get worse.
>>33676680*turns them into lampshades
>>33676688>do men actually like this body type?? do they not feel like they're looking at like a twinky boyI think it's not the body type but the femboy-ish style that makes it confusing
>>33676691I mean depends on the source, but generally if you downloadl ike a 1m+ downloads modpack on Curseforge or Modrinth you're probably okay.
>>33676683Lol your dildo got you through tough times? That's unexpectedly poetic
>>33676688f but 1 everyone edits their stuff online but you can't compare a woman to a guy who wants to pass as a femboy (that could never be a twink)2 i think that's just to censor so she can keep that on social media
Men I have weirdly broad shoulder and back and small tits how ugly is this?
>>33676688She has wide hips, flat midriff, nice firm boobs. What's not to like? She only needs a tattoo or two
>>33676700I don't want to make myself seem even more pathetic than I already do ITT every day, but I end up piling up a lot of pent up frustration and emotion on my toys and my masturbation in general. So it end up coming out in inappropriate ways, like feeling loss over a toy breaking, for example.
Sometimes I hump my bed really hard to simulate what fucking would feel and it feels good but so sweaty.
>>33676413i really hope not
>>33676413maybe if they had an oral fixation.
>>33676705At least you are self-aware and the whole act is harmless. A lot better than drugs or self-harm
>>33676706femcel workout routine
>>33676703Acquired taste
>>33676712I'm a man.
>>33676714we're not the same
I found out that if you tell a girl her nose looks weird, she gets offended.
>>33676716Yes we are twin
>>33676714Doesn't matter, still femcel behavior.
>>33676703are you tall?
>>33676712squats, kegals, tight core and butt flexes? but i sit at a triage of monitors for 9+ hours and am lazy bish.
UOOOGGH...I'M GOOONING!!!I'M GOONING TO FICTIONAL WOMEN!!!!WOMEN, I'VE ABANDONED YOU!!!!
>>33676719i will actually stop doing it forever now and that's because of you
>>33676725When you hump the bed next time think of me :DMaybe if we can synchronize our humpingi t's like we're fucking wi-fi.
>>33676724an anklet is such a nice accent
>>33676732i will proceed to destroy my bed right now
>>33676710Idk if it's been harmless. He said that my hypersexuality, if not hormonal, possibly rests on the habituation of masturbation at an early age, combined with a fixation with control that sex toys give me.
>>33676732Literally was just incredibly horny during meditation and could feel hands on me
>>33676736bed-chan noooo
>>33676739Yeah that was me astral projecting to be right behind you. I'll finger you next time.
>>33676721Yea
would a guy get territorial or jealous if i have a stuffed animal i use like a partner when im masturbating? would he be like get rid of that you have me now
>>33676745Why are you raping your stuffed animals you sex pervert freak
>>33676745there are some guys who feel cucked by sex toys, can't imagine what stuffed animals with a face would do to their psyche
>>33676738To me it reads as classic lonely behavior. Socialize more
>>33676745Just don't do it in front of me
Women:What do you think of body worship as a kink? Would you want to be on the receiving end of full-body worship?
>>33676754I was well socialized for most of my adult life. It wasn't until fairly recently that I have condensed my social life to a handful of friends and meeting up typically only once a week.
Men why have you been letting my sleep with one flat pillow when two makes it so much better
>>33676762Smh typical wamen behavior blaming men for her own choices...
>>33676759Depends on what that entails.
>>33676703Can't say without having seen you in person. And if I did see you in person, I have learned that's not the kind of thing you say to someone.
>>33676759no, i want to be the one doing it
>>33676748you wouldnt understand the bond we have>>33676753so never tell anyone ever got it
>>33676760And that drop doesn't correlate with your increased urges to masturbate?
>>33676765Having every part of your body be praised, touched, licked, kissed, etc. Including pussy, ass, tits, lips, belly, thighs, feet, etc.
>>33676663Did you shoplift them? That's uncool of you.
>>33676745That's fine but he has to watch while we fuck.
>>33676769Not really. I've been constantly schlicking whenever I can for literal decades.
>>33676745No, I’d be upset. Stuffed animals are friends and shouldn’t be used like that.
>>33676770Sounds like too much teasing. I just want to get fucked.
>>33676574what cant you wait for anon?
>>33676776But teasing's the fun part, it makes the fucking all the more sweeter when it actually comes. Are you a no foreplay kind of gal?
>>33676773Even with bf?
how safe is /fit/ for sensitive young ladies?
>>33676781/fit/'s main audience is insecure guys who want homoerotic praise from other men so take that as you wish.
>>33676781/fit/ is only dangerous for twinks.
>>33676703face and hair >>>>>>>> small body imperfections
dont tell anyone but i am thinking of sex every second of every day
>>33676784why?
>>33676781why would women need /fit/? Calorie deficit + 30-45 mins cardio daily, boom you're looksmaxxed as a woman.
>>33676789fit is very very gay
>>33676789Full of large, sexually frustrated homos.
>>33676779I like foreplay within reason. I don't need much warming up to be ready for sex, and eventually foreplay goes from fun to frustrating pretty quickly. Especially if it includes us directly touching each other.>>33676780ESPECIALLY with a bf. Recently got into a relationship and it's made my habits even more intrusive.
>>33676794....Are you schlicking it right now?
>>33676791i'm okay with my looks but i need to not die easily and also learning things is fun even if i don't trust strangers that well anyway, and i'm more comfortable with things that have more text
>>33676798I'm busy with work, so no. If I wasn't so busy, I would be, though.
>>33676800What's your schlickfuel of choice?
>>33676575I think by the time I could afford one, they have become uncool and a symbol of the plebs.All the cool people will be fully biological, but genetically modified to be gorgeous.
>>33676794>ESPECIALLY with a bfI think it finally might be the time for you to have sex with him
>>33676573Seems fair. Women have been getting breast implants for half a century now, to get me.I'm sorry, they did it "for themselves" not for men. My mistake.
>>33676799>need to not die easilyNot sure what you mean by this, a lot of the advice /fit/ gives to men will lead you to an early grave, roiding is significantly worse for your health than morbid obesity is. If you're a woman looking to lift for strength to fight men or something that's a really dumb idea even if you do use steroids. Every woman in my life that I give a shit about carries a weapon in her purse, you're never going to beat the average man in a physical confrontation unarmed.
>>33676759Yes. Never have but would be into this
>>33676811What parts of you would like to be worshipped the most?
>>33676579if you have the time and money for bone lengthening surgery then you should be able to easily get a woman without it
State gender:If a guy is dating a girl who LOOKS underage, but actually isn't and is in the same age bracket as him, does that make him sus?
>>33675331If you ask a girl to “hang out” with you, and she says yes, does she only mean it in a friendly way? Is it better to ask for a date?
>>33676788We are human. That is natural.I do too and I try to repress it and keep it a secret. My libido came back after a long depression and I just want to be exploring my partner's bod
>>33676815Age is a social construct
>>33676808it's just that my body is a bit weak in general, but i don't think i'd have the courage to ask much there, just lurk
>>33676788That’s unhealthy, get some interests and hobbies
>>33676815Yes but you shouldn't point it out, the girl must feel horrible about her unfortunate looks
>>33676801It really depends on what I'm in the mood for. I love fanfics, audio porn, some old videos. I even get off to stupid shit like my imagination and compliments I've screenshot. There's a lot I get off to.>>33676806I have.
>>33676815yeah
>>33676823>I have.Is he good?
>>33676794> ESPECIALLY with a bf.Why? Your BF is literally right there
>>33676822>>33676824But what's the alternative though?If the girl isn't actually underage, is she just supposed to be doomed to remain chaste and loveless forever because of a genetic quirk? That's a bit messed up in my opinion.
>>33676813My feet, legs, booty. I guess maybe my lips. But I know there are a ton of armpit guys itt
>>33676815M, nah.
>>33676814>just be happy with your gold digger who isn't physically attracted to you bro
>>33676815MNo, they're both adults.
>>33676825The best. It's very complicated, though.>>33676826Not really, he lives like twenty minutes away and we have conflicting weekday schedules. And it just makes me think about sex more when we're apart.
>>33676814I have always seen this in cases of a sugar baby getting the procedure to please someone
>>33676827usually girls who look much younger tend to do additional steps to look their age, that's because of how they grew upif they're not doing it they're probably doing it on purpose and i don't think it's that horrible for a woman to want that, but being okay with it as a man is super weird
Moids, shouldn't you be a little less rude?You're talking to ladies
>>33676828>my feet, legs, bootyBased. I kneel. Would you put colored toenail polish?
>>33676815MI really wouldn't think much of it unless it was accompanied by other creepy behavior.
Ladies vote for me and I will guarantee you all a minimum $45 an hour for your work on OF. We have the power to give women livable wages!
>>33676837FACK YOUU!!!!! >:((((((
>>33676840did you come out with your pimp project?
>>33676837We know you love it rough
>>33676816If you want a date, ask for it as such. If you want to ensure she has the ideayou want that role in her life as possiblegf/bf
>>33676834>sugar baby getting the procedureI have a difficult time wrapping my head around the kind of woman who gets in a sugar baby relationship as the one paying money and apparently also ends up with a man short enough that she wants to drop six figures on leg surgery for him.
Do you consume content mostly from people of the same gender as you, or the other one?
>>33676827as someone who looks younger and has gotten creeped on quite a bit you naturally start to disdain people who look at you like that
>>33676827She can just date normally, I'm sure there are plenty of guys who don't mind or judge. However her bf will get shit for outward appearances
>>33676847f, i consume mostly stuff from the opposite gender and suck the life force out of them like that
>>33676838I try to keep polish on. I need white but frequently alternate red, hot pink amd glitter.
>>33676850aren't they mostly sucking the life out of you though in that arrangement?
>>33676844I want moids to be gallant and gentlemanly outside of bedroom and rough in bed
>>33676853that may be true, i thought i was the succubus, my mistake
>>33676852Hot fucking DAMN that's hot. Would worship if I could.
i detest submissive men so much
God, I'm exhausted. I just exercised and I'm drenched in sweat. Any femanons want to huff my balls before I go take a shower?
Would you date a girl who is pro prohibition
>>33676861No, go take a shower.
>>33676861maybe
>>33676863I would pretend to be anything a girl wanted if it meant I could date her.
>>33676854What in the female Madonna/Whore complex is this
>>33676870i hear a lot of girls saying that though
>>33676408Tbqhwy if you limit yourself to sucking cock then you can retain full agency. Perhaps for the better.
>>33676870What would be the male equivalent of that?The Prince/Bastard Complex?
>>33676226MI’d want a gf from /cgl/ because I haven’t touched that stove yet.
>>33676876True. I can tell when a guy is close to finishing without looking, anyways.
>>33676857I'm sorry, mistress.
>>33676847MThere are a couple of female authors on my bookshelf, I read a lot of erotica which is supposedly written by women but the stuff I'm reading is probably all written by men using a pseudonym.
>>33676877i wish i could back in time when bastard wasn't associated with ugly
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33676745Just depends how mentally deranged he is.
>>33676861Please don't post this now. I can go home in thirty minutes.
>>33676349MIt would be nice, but I don’t have any problems with it not happening.
>>33676872That's because they are clueless normies. Rough energy will seep through day to day anyhow
>>33676887Too bad, I'm sweaty already. My chest is glistening underneath my chest hair. Heck, my chest hair is practically sticking against me.
>>33676887It's funny how your workday roughly aligns with the european.
>>33676877Something like "I love her but don't want to fuck her. She is pure"
>>33676891nta>chest hairyou now have one less supporter
>>33676428MMore like UseMe behavior. Very tacky and unfunny.
>>33676881Now, I require spankings and then you may eat it.
men, what do you like to talk to women about? i have really horrible conversational skills and feel perpetually awkward with almost everyone, but im trying to get better
>>33676896i would never say this and i hope submissive men will never pass their genes
>>33676892twinsies
>>33676891I'm closing this tab until I go home.>>33676892Does it? I typically work between 6AM and noon.
>>33676896I could never lift my hand against my betters.
>>33676837Femanons aren't ladies, no offence
>>33676898Movies, hobbies, crafts, work, food, music
>>33676903what are they
>>33676901Alright it's shorter, but right about now is when people get off work CET.
>>33676898About their periods
>>33676815MOnly if they’re doing weird ageplay shit where other people can see it. Neotenous women are very attractive otherwise.
>>33676759>Would you want to be on the receiving end of full-body worship?I haven't worked out 4 - 6 times a week for the last decade to not be worshipped.>>33676847>Do you consume content mostly from people of the same gender as you, or the other one?I've never really thought about it. I consume a lot of informative and educational content, and I think men are overrepresented in a lot of that. But I know I listen to a lot of female artists and watch female content creators. >>33676861>Any femanons want to huff my balls before I go take a shower?Lowkey>>33676867>I would pretend to be anything a girl wanted if it meant I could date herI admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.>>33676903>Femanons aren't ladies, no offenceNone taken
There are no women in my town that I want to date. :(
>>33675331As a 24 y/o male who's never been in a relationship (you can infer anything else that's wrong with me with that alone) is there any reason I should ever weight lift other than the fact that I'll look better and potentially look more attractive to girls? If I'm too ugly, boring, and unaccomplished to date then what's the point?
>>33676903I'm very ladylike when I want to
>>33676915Being healthy and strong feels good and has many practical uses beyond taking mirror pics. You will thank yourself during your next move.
i hate messy rooms
>>33676921
>>33676925i hate you, anon
>>33676847>consume contentI hate how this has become a thing. The delivery platform has become more important than the message.I'm assuming that most "content" I "consume" is made by teams, often huge teams of people.
I want to clean a mans rooms with him so everything he looks at makes him think of me
>>33676928That turn of phrase is like something out of a dystopian sci-fi novel.
>>33676928it's semantics get over it
>>33676929Should have known she would have an ulterior motive.
>>33676928i'm consuming your balls right now
>>33676929Absolutely diabolical and greatly appreciated
>>33676931Yes.>>33676932No.
What is the pettiest red flags you have, or otherwise judge people for?
>>33676934You can consume the contents of my balls.
Women, how do I meet and hook up with reclusive weebs? Where do I find them?
>>33676937messy rooms
>>33676940you don't
>>33676940they all have husbandos you can't compete with
>>33676937Using LLMs to do things that could be accomplished by using a search engine or to write messages to other human beings.
>>33676940Good question. Maybe movies or a local diner? Usually they have to be specifically invited.
>>33676941I don't really think that's petty, nobody should have a messy room past the age of like 8, and even before then if you do it's indicative of bad parenting because they should be on top of that shit.
>>33676937MI look down on virtually any kind of music girls listen to
>>33676937FBad grammar. You could be Isaac Newton. The second you hit me with an "r u up?" or use the wrong your/you're or there/their/they're, I'm going to immediately assume you're an idiot.
>>33676950true, i just have no idea how to express my feelings if i'd see that irl
>>33676951like what?
Women, do you have any reclusive weebs in your social circle? How did you meet them? How often do you see them? I know they're recluses, but still.
>>33676954Not wrong.
>>33676945You don’t know that. I’m husbando-esque; girls have said so before
>>33676951What music do you listen to? What if she listens to that?
>>33676937FVaping is retarded and I will not tolerate it
>>33676906Most seem to be rape victims LOL
>>33676951i tend to prefer industrial metal
>>33676954>use the wrong your/you'reI keep doing this even thought I know the difference and why. My fingers are the idiots and brain is just not paying attention.
>>33676965Inhaling any kind of smoke into your lungs is retarded and it isn't petty to not want to be around it or anyone stupid enough to do it.
>>33676965Would you prefer a bf who vapes or a bf who smokes cigarettes?
>>33676949I guess I have a follow up question.There’s genuinely nobody in my area that fits the bill. Am I going to be waving red flags around if I specifically try to date women in other cities?
>>33676960are you a soul sucking demon?
Change my mind
>>33676968what about the femcels?
>>33676976No, just a handsome guy.
>>33676847>Do you consume content mostly from people of the same gender as you, or the other one?The other, I try to view the same but I get irritated sometimes, it's just a dumb me thing.
>>33676978Dude would be lucky to get anybody in his so-called no-go zone
>>33676940>>33676957i genuinely dont think ive left my house in three months
>>33676982are you a boy or a girl?
>>33676914Same but >there are no men in my town/small city that would want to date meEhh
I shouldn't worry. It's just an interview, I won't get the job.
>>33676979I doubt many of those exist and they still don't count as ladies. A lady is someone that carries herself with class and takes care of her body and hair.
>>33676921I'll pay 3.50 if you help me organize/clean my room/remodel it and I'll massage your feet and back afterwards and maybe even buy you some good food
>>33676980i don't know what your purpose is but i wish you luck if your heart is puremost of them probably play videogames as well anyway so maybe you can meet one like that
>>33676984Why not? That's bad.
Men, would you date a woman who can't hear shit?
>>33676664>women with dildoawsome, cool, exploring herself, kween self loving girl boss>man with fleshlightfucking creep incel freak EWCorrect or incorrect ladies?
>>33676984is there legitimately nothing a man has to offer to enrich your life? he could support your hobby
>>33676991do not touch my feet
>>33676994No, sorry.
>>33676985Girl/woman/lady/gal/dame/lass
>>33676978Can I get examples of crazy levels? I'm objectively an 8, but would like to know if I am in the date/marry/danger zone. I know I'm not below a 5 crazy.
>>33676995WRONG. fleshlights are insanely hot to me. i want to fill one up with my spit and fuck him on it until he is squirming and moaning and its making nasty nasty squelches and he's seeing black spots. better if hes tied down and cant do anything to stop me hahahaha....
>>33676994No I would not date my mother.
State gender, how does the opposite sex treat you when you lost weight or gained weight?
>>33676998Fungus? Ticklish? I won't. I'll still pay you.
>>33676993i genuinely have no idea what i would go out to do.
>>33676991I have never had a massage, but I do enjoy food.
>>33677004M. I haven't noticed a difference.
>>33677005i'm ticklish yes but i just have a severe disgust for foot fetishistsok i can think about it but you need to move to another building while i do that
>>33676992Thanks. I’ve never dated casually before, and I’ve been celibate for the last six years. I’m hoping I can meet a likeminded woman who isn’t looking for anything too serious.I’ve never kept an ex as a friend before, either. I worry that says something bad about me and am curious if I can pull it off now that I’m older and slightly less stupid.
>>33677004>State gender, how does the opposite sex treat you when you lost weight or gained weight?The same desu I'm a real loner/weirdo ehh. I can tell how fake people are now
>>33676954Your too superficial people do that ironically
Girls which videogame (if a guy liked it) would give you the biggest ick?
>>33677009>>33677012Lost or gained?
>>33676987You’re gonna do great
>>33677007At least go running, or walk in the park or something. Being cooped up can't be healthy.Do you work from home? What do you do?
>>33677015one of those games with really shitty gameplay and really good jiggle physics on the waifus.
>>33676994I don’t see why not. She’d have to put up with me teasing her for it occasionally, though.
>>33677001>objectively an 8you are a hot-7, which is unfortunate because your crazy is also 7.2 at its lowest point in your cycle, which you likely subconsciously knew hence the lie. source: divination magic
>>33677002hmmm that sounds kinda hot, now I kinda wanna do that
>>33677010I'm not a foot fetishist kek, I offered so i dont have to pay you a lot. The only feet I found really well looking were a guys feet.
>>33677012Also male or female?
>>33676971Thank you >>33676974I’d be disgusted either way
>>33677017Noo, don't say that!
>>33677011i can't assure you it will be easy and remember there's a reason why they're recluse anyway, make sure you both enjoy and hear each others well if you can find someone like that
>>33677020some of those are actually fun though. They have some of the highest budgets of any videogames now.
>>33677002FI agree. I was a mod on a fleshlight board in reddit for a few years. I am personally drawn to the clear ones because I want to see the nut splooge. If it was double sided, you could squeeze your creaminto my mouth while I patiently wait on my knees in front of you
>>33677016I'm down ~12 kg since a year ago.
>>33676988God, I wish virgin girls identified themselves with those clothes in 2025. I would love to ask them out and kiss their untouched hand.
>>33676956Like virtually anything. It's petty, but that's why it was my answer to that question.>>33676962>What if she listens to that?I would think "Oh, huh, cool, wanna swap songs?"
>>33677025unexpected answer but yeah i can't teleport so in the end i can't really help you, you better clean up your space like a respectable young man okay
>>33677032>They have the highest budgets of any videogames now.Mmm… delicious, delicious casino slop. Big budget means game more gooder.
>>33677019i make instagram reels for indians sometimes.
>>33677004M, girls don't really look at me anymore since I put on weight
>>33677004My mom once told me I looked fat and I took it to heartM
>>33677004MI think my weight loss is only noticed by other men. And men tend to typically not say much about women gaining weight, the women know it better themselves. Guys in my past friend groups would call each other out though if a guy is getting fat though. It's kinda like how only guys really care about your lifting stats or your vascularity. Well, I'm sure women care about the latter, but it's other guys who will say shit to you first.
Men, what do you think other men rape?
>>33677015None. Games are a good hobby
>>33677030I figure me being a recluse myself could help. I’ve pretty much just been going to work and going home for the last five years with the exception of the occasional vacation.
>>33677049sorry, why************
>>33677043I don't even understand what this is.
>>33677049Why do I think they do, you mean? Because there is something deeply wrong with them psychologically. It’s one of the most evil things we can do and probably doesn’t even feel that sexually gratifying. Rapists are sadists and sociopaths.
>>33677050moid hands
>>33677054Rejection can be much worse.
>>3367701580% of what nintendo made i think, i'm sure there is more too but i can't thinkk of it right now
>>33677039I'm not a guy and I will. Thanks ajumma
>>33677049I know they rape in prison because they can't have it consensual there.Other than that - I genuinely don't know and media does a bad job of fleshing it out
>>33677056If you mean moid with a real woman vag attached, then yes.
>>33677049I think men just have a different definition of rape. Assaulting a woman in a park? Rape. Coercion or drugs she agreed to take? Not rape.Not saying I agree with this, but I think if you asked most rapists if he considered himself a rapist he would say no.
>>33677063The surgery went well then?
>>33677004>how does the opposite sex treat you when you lost weight or gained weight?I was very, very skinny growing up. I had a glow up and started filling out in my late teens and it was genuinely distressing how differently people started treating me. It was very disillusioning and just made my inability to trust others more severe.>>33677015>Girls which videogame (if a guy liked it) would give you the biggest ick?FIFA and 2K. There's like a 90% chance that every fourth word that comes out of his mouth is "bro!">>33677028>Thank youYou know I'll validate the shit outta you, bbg
>>33677065>Coercion or drugs she agreed to take? Not rape.Literally every man alive knows this is rape. The rapists among us don’t delude themselves about stuff like this.
>>33677061oh then nevermind my daughter, i wish i could come there anytime and help you out but unfortunately i can't, hope you get there someday, a nice space gives you a nice mind!
>>33675652thing go up pooper = gross
>>336770672K?
>>33677066I have never had a penis attached, only inside of me
>>33675675okay anon, here's how you can do that:1. Join the Navy/Marines2. Go to Olongapo3. get shitfaced4. ???5. PROFIT
>>33677071NBA/basketball
>>33677072Oh, you're pre-op.
>>33677076I am super fem though, so..
confused person hands
>>33677049Soviet soldiers raped german women and Japanese soldiers raped Chinese women en masse because that's what everyone did during wars back then. It was the "spoils of war" and I guess combat makes men horny. I wouldn't know. We even saw it in the Vietnam war though.Men who rape today do it because sex feels good and they don't care about the consequences or the damage they inflict on their victim. Everyone knows that rape is wrong, and I don't know why colleges believe that the rape epidemic is caused by men not knowing that rape is wrong. So basically they're sociopaths.
>>33677054I’ll elaborate on this. I’ve had a candid conversation with a rapist before: my ex-girlfriend’s older brother. The man is a diagnosed sociopath and Marine who was deployed in Afghanistan. He raped my ex-girlfriend’s best friend while she was visiting their house back in high school.He loved killing people when he was in the Marines. He said he killed all sorts of people: women, men and children. He said that the sound of a head being punctured by a bullet was extremely satisfying to him, that it sounded like a tomato popping.So, long story short, some men rape because they are evil.
>>33677081there's a rape epidemic in colleges??
Men, what's your favorite flower
>>33677086Red roses.
>>33677084There's some bs statistic that says 1 in 4 college women will be raped but I think they're really loose with those numbers and basically let anyone say "I had a bad sexual experience" count as rape for their study
>>33677086If anyone says my favorite flower, I'll answer any question of their choosing
>>33677004F, lost weight, no change. I did get some weird comments from church aunties tho
>>33677049>whyCause they can. Murder and stealing would be way more common if there weren't such things as locked doors or the police. Druggable girls are easy to access. Victims tend to be smaller and weaker than the guy, which makes it even less hard.Wasn't there some pic of a news headline recently where some white girl in some african country went missing but her underwear was found in the trees? Easy crime to get away with.Why do cops act like a mafia? Cause they can get away with their abuse of power?It's all an abuse of power when it's easy to get away with. I torrent movies and films cause it's easy and I can get away with it and don't care about giving billionaires less money. I abuse my freedom and power to hurt something I don't care about. Rapists do the same, but their victims are different from mine. I simp too much for women to do that, but don't care about their impact against not only just women, but most other people.Just one reason
>>33675331Do any ladies here play Dungeons and Dragons
>>33677086I don't know enough about flowers to answer this question.
can cnc cure vaginismus
>>33677094I've been playing for about 15 years now.
>>33677094I realised my "friends" didn't actually like me when I found out they were playing D&D without me
>>33677054>>33677062>>33677065>>33677081>>33677082do you think the position of rape makes a difference? for eg, in movies rape seems to be almost synonymous with anal
>>33677067>FIFA and 2K. There's like a 90% chance that every fourth word that comes out of his mouth is "bro!"More like every fourth word that comes out of his mouth is 'salam alaikum'
>>33677086i wanna grow flowers one day. I think i'd be fun. A fluffy dahlia would be really fun to grow and give to a girl I like. Lotuses would be hard i think but they're so cliche pretty to me i'd go for it.
>>33677099I want my man to use me as his personal sex toy / slave.
>>33677067Fuck you
>>33677092*but RAPISTS don't care about their impact against...
>>33677101Sorry about that. What was your issue?>>33677100Any advice for a first timer? I am playing soon with a mostly female group and nervous about RPing.>>33677099I very much doubt it. My girl has it and we have to go slow. I do have a fetish for it but she will never know that.
MenIf an asian woman has her hair dyed blonde, does it make her look more white?
men, would you date a chunni girl? What do you think that would be like?
>>33677105I really enjoy gardens. I have grown veggies and plants but never flowers
>>33677112>have to go slowgod hates me
>>33677109so when your man comes home, how would you greet him at the door as his slave?
>>33677114ABG?
>>33677114lol noWhy would it?
>>33677114No, blond dyed asians look weird
>>33677117? It is a bad thing. I mean really really slow. The first time her legs were trembling like she had parkinsons and I said is that because it feels good and she said no it is because I am in extreme pain.
>>33677114No but it signifies that she lusts for white cock
>>33677116ooooh what sort of veggies/plants? I think i'll also try for various mints (only indoors!) and various basils for sure, maybe rosemary + thyme cause they're cliche for cooking so I don't have to use dried anymore, and idk what else
>>33677077Tranny
>>33677104>'salam alaikum'Arabic for "bro"But Arabs also like saying bro.>>33677110>Fuck youWhat's your problem?>>33677112>Any advice for a first timer?Just have fun. You can watch plenty of videos on how to write and spec your character, but make sure what you do fits the party and the campaign. Aside from that, you will learn as you go.
>>33677118on my knees, with a smile
>>33677114Yes. Not a bad thing, since it's pretty cute.t. asian, didn't say the above as prejudism against either race
>>33677124but how can i even get into the mood if it has to be slow, i don't like it at all, i'll stay a virgin forever
>>33677125I'd say interracial sex in generalt. knew a bleached-hair asian chick who was taking a different black and white cock every day, sometimes multiple at the same time until her dorm intervened to stop her inviting strange men into their building every fucking night
>>33677115I had to look this up, are you indian/pakastani/bangladeshi/wtv the fuck idk south asian? Cause if you were white or black I'd chuckle at the thought. The chunni outfit is real pretty, lots of soul
>>33677114Nope, it makes her look like an Asian woman with dyed hair. Which can often look really nice, but I personally prefer their natural hair colors. White man btw.
>>33677129Yeah I just wanted to make the distinction that white people don't play FIFA or NBA games.
>>33677130have you stripped down to only your bra and underwear? What sort of outfit are you wearing to get him hard before you take off his belt?
>>33677112>What was your issue?I don't really know. I was pretty depressed during that time, and I believe my smartass autistic energy wasn't exactly endearing
>>33677133The best part about sex isn't the actual penetration, it is being close and rubbing genitals with somebody you love and showering them with kisses and such. I have a rape fetish and want to bend her over and go to town, but thats no good for her. And if she doesn't enjoy it than how can I?Anyway if you are unable to enjoy or have sex unless your specific fetish is being catered to, you have issues.
>>33677144yeah i don't like vanilla or soft things in general, sex is a complicated thing for me
>>33677136kek he means chuunibyou, it's a weeb term for adolescents with delusions of grandeur
>>33677119nta, what does this even mean?
>>33677145Okay, I hope I didn't sound too judgemental. I am wishing for you to find a good partner that meets your sexual needs and complexities.
>>33677115Absolutely. I think it’d be fun as long as she could take a little bit of teasing.That’s the exact kind of woman I’m most attracted to, honestly. Passionate, kind of nuts, most likely very imaginative. I would want to indulge a woman like that and make her feel like the main character.
>>33677142Whatever he prefers to see me in. He likes dresses, so I may wait for him to watch me disrobe upon request. I would ask if I may remove his belt for him so he could wrap it around my neck and lead me on a leash
>>33677148don't worry everything is alright and i will remain virgin
>>33677144nta Is your gf going to the doctor/obgyn to be treated for her vaginismus?
>>33677144Should be able to induldge with your partner
Gender and favorite niche or obscure youtube channel?MI like Tips from a Shipwrighthttps://www.youtube.com/@TipsfromaShipwrightvideos
>>33677147asian blonde girl
>>33677114No.
>>33677147Asian Baby Girl. Think of stereotypical Californian rave sluts.
>>33677115I have no idea what that is.
>>33677158It’s really fucking funny that the only guy who said yes was an Asian guy.
>>33677086I don't have one.
Just done raping a poo
>>33677155FProject Farm. It's the only channel where I drop whatever it is I'm doing every Sunday the second he uploads. I could be tonsil-deep in my fiancée, the second I get that notification, I'm stopping to watch this guy stress test electric hedge trimmers.
>>33677077Then why the dysphoria?
>>33677161“Second year syndrome” in Japanese. It refers to the cringe part of middle school where nerds obsessed with otaku stuff act like they’re the main characters of a fictional work.
>>33677086Call me old fashioned, but I really love roses. They're so pretty and smell lovely.
>>33677155I suppose it isn't that obscure but 'Drain Addict' films his plumbing jobs and is such skilled professional that I am in awe watching him. Every night before bed I put him on. He has a rubber rat he brings with him and talks to him on jobs. Once it fell into the sewer and he spent hours looking through the river for it.Drain Cleaning Australia is a similar channel with a different vibe. Clickbait video titles and catchphrases and such. I wish he would chill out on that. My favorites are when he is just being himself and talking passionately about the job. It isn't as professional as Drain Addict and is more showy, but it does my heart good to see the main getting spewed with shit and saying "Oh man where would you rather be?! This is it! This is the life!"
>>33677152ntantais the doctor going to split her in half?
>>33677155https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYY3fWE6tzUf, this guy is completely obsessed with fans
>>33677147asian baby girlPretty much the asian equivalent of chola
>>33677150your master will be lucky to have such n obediant slave like you to ask. He's been thinking about you all day, so seeing you in that sexy mini dress starts making him feel things. After he leashes your neck, he pulls you over to the couch where he can set down and let you do some work on him. How would you make his hard cock feel even better?
Women, would you rather have a boyfriend or a girlfriend with a dick?
>>33677169I... still do know what that means.But no, I would not date a middle school girl.
>>33677176Bella Porche isn't even asian.
>>33677180you're disgusting
>>33677180Gf
>>33677176>Pretty much the asian equivalent of cholaThanks, I hate it.
>>33677184filipinas aren't asiandamn I've heard it all now
>>33677182You obtuse anime website secondary son of a fucking bitch. You disappoint me.
What the hell is a chola
Would you date a guy with unambiguous nazi tattoos, but he is in the process of having them removed (like actually mid-laser treatment and it's obvious they're actively being removed over time)?
>>33677184what is she then?
>>33677191No
>>33677190A Chicana girl who hangs around cholos. Mexican-American hoodrats.I didn’t realize I was gonna teach other country bros so much about the USA itt.
>>33677190La nena q esta leyendo esto :]
>>33677185What for?
Women, thoughts on prominent protestant apologist "Cleave to Antiquity" announcing his conversion to eastern orthodoxy? Is it actually over for prots?
>>33677190A member of the chola dynasty? Lots of indian references today itt
>>33677193Why not? Wouldn't it be kind of a positive if he actually came around from that background?
>>33677191i can't reply
>>33677182I'm with you man, I spent a couple minutes looking into it (nta) and can't understand why that term even exists.
>>33677195>>33677196>>33677199Thanks.
>>33677190>What the hell is a cholaIt's a Latino subculture that gained popularity in the 80's and 90's and is related to gangs. It's like the Mexican version of how gangbangers dress. Cholas are just women who dress like that. Think like Mexican gyarus. t. former Chola
>>33677185rude
>>33677189Not my fault you can't explain things properly.
>ex gf will eventually have sex with someone elsea terrible feel, how are you supposed to cope?
I bought the lipstick for 9 bucks, femanons. Not sure if I got the right one because the shelf was full of lipsticks that all looked the same O.oBut I'll try to become a pretty boy now ૮( .◜ᴗ◝)ა
>>33675331What's the female equivalent of "Stop thinking with your dick"?
>>33677205It’s an otaku thing.
>>33677204white trash man enjoyer?
>>33677212nag, lipstick or lip balm? Since you said pretty boy, what look are you going for?
>>33677212Why are you treating this place like it's some discord channel?
>>33677155F here are some of my favourites https://youtube.com/@chubbyemuhttps://youtube.com/@silki24https://youtube.com/@caseydresslercomedyhttps://youtube.com/@kaitekiart7666
>>33677212is there any benefit to dudes doing this, even subtly? as well as eyelash stuff, ive been accused of having a ''lash lift'' before and wearing mascara despite the fact that I dont, but maybe I should to eyelash mog?
>>33677208>former CholaYou ever cut a bitch?
>>33677224just goon some more
>>33677213>dryeth thine vagine
>>33677208Thanks.
>>33677224Me for the last few weeks. I hate it. Wouldn’t be like this if I had a woman around.
>>33677208List the drugs you've done, and how many times you've had sex to get drugs
>>33677222i'm not sure why but eyelashes seem popular in the looksmaxxing things so maybe they know better
>>33677221>chubby emuMore like CHUDDY Emu
>>33677230>Wouldn’t be like this if I had a woman around.Not like you'd get any work done.
>>33677177I would praise him as I paw at his zipper asking if I may taste his hard cock. I would tell him how much I missed him while he was working and that I have been craving him all day. I would ask how he would like me to serve him while begging him to fill me with his pleasure.
>>33677187>KorrasamiposterLook, I generally like your posts, and I understand you like the ship solely because they resemble your own relationship on an appearance level. But I still don't understand how you can like the ship when it came out of bullshit and how the two characters treated each other in the first 2.5 seasons of the show with Korra literally acting as a homewrecker and stealing Asami's boyfriend. I don't think a real romantic relationship could ever develop between the two of them with that much baggage.Also your posts reminds me that LoK exists, and I don't like that either. God dammit why'd they have to treat Amon and non-benders like that and pretend like they didn't...
>>33677211have sex with him too
>>33677224i wish i was a landlord so i could put cameras in all the apartments and waft in aphrodisiacs through the vents and watch all my male tenants huffing and stroking for hours and then knock on their door at the worst time to let them know something about the water pipes while they stare at me with barely contained primal lust and an awkwardly hidden boner
>>33677221>@chubbyemuI loved that video about the kid who ate nothing but chicken nuggies
>>33677238I’d get something done, at least.
>>33677247This is just creepy.
>>33677247anon works for vault tec
>>33677251i know
Someone correct me, is Korrasami poster that same asian girl who wants to be with a white boy, and, correct me if I'm wrong, doesn't like being asian?
>>33677155MTime to shill for my favorite Japanese baking/cooking youtuberhttps://www.youtube.com/@yukariskitchen3689>>33677221>chubbyemubased
>>33677247>most ethical landlord in the world
>>33677249If you're too horny to get anything done, why do you think having a woman around would help that?
>>33677257I’m not sure I follow, but fuck it. I’d get under the desk.
>>33677247Hey come here for just a second... yeah, the pipes. Your perfume smells good.. want a drink?
>>33677260The thing I would get done is sex.
OJ Simpson fisting session
>>33677155I like cow roof cleaning videos. There is this one british guy I don't remember the channel though
i'm going to goon now, see you chads, stacies and femcels
>>33677228>drain the pool
i'm going to watch anon goon now, see you chads, stacies, femcels and incels.
>>33677254She's one of the Three Blatinas that were given atogan rings of power, as it was written:>Three Rings for the Blatinas under the sky,>Seven for the Asian Baby Girls in their raves of harlots,>Nine for Mortal Incels doomed to die,>One for the Fat and Balding Moid on his fat and balding toiletsShe will soon get gay-married and will leave this realm forever**don't forget- you're here forever
>>33677243fuck, that got me hard. Your master loves seeing how desperate you are to please him. He tells you to take off his pants, and to start stroking his shaft slowly. He wraps the end of his belt around his hand, and pulls the lease to force your head lower into his thighs. You get a whiff of the the sweat of his crotch and leftover dried cum from your work on him from this morning. He tells you to play with it slowly, and if he likes what you're doing he'll give you a reward.
Me, personally? I’m lusting after the femanon who wrote that post about watching Conan with a man.
>>33677257to be your permanent pussy eating goblin? Is there an application for this? Maybe an interview to show how good of an employee i can be?
Women do you support a wealth tax? What would/wouldn't you support in one?
You people are fucking dumb
>>33677273Kek
>>33677281shut upp im horny i dont caarrree
>>33677282I'm not normally this bad, I'm just gooning so the brain is't quite working right now
>>33677285are you the horny and sick girl from yesterday? how are you feeling? any better?
>>33677155Fhttps://www.youtube.com/@cryochamberlabelhttps://www.youtube.com/@nighttapesmusic
>>33677285go jerk off to beltbuckle soudns
>>33677281yes, rich people are evil and deserve to have their lives be made as bad as possible, giving more money to the government is just a nice side benefit
>>33677282I’m actually very smart which probably makes this worse.
>>33677285https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHTg1cMs0SA
>>33677288i didnt sleep for even one minute and hallucinated all night. my entire body hurts and i keep shivering
Femanons, how do you like (or think you might like) having your titties played with?
HAHA! IT'S MY FAULT THAT ALL OF /atoga/ IS HORNY RIGHT NOW! I'VE SPRAYED THE ROOM WITH APHRODISIACS, NOW MY EEEEVIL PLAN CAN CONTINUE!
>>33677293This is sarcasm, right?How does somebody else earning money hurt you or other people?
>>33677282options for /adv/ anon posteroption 1>Women are subhuman trashoption 2>Women, please date meoption 3>Im hornythat is all.
>>33677299Imagine feeling arousal towards anyone here
>>33677226No, but I talked about punching a guy in the back of the head with a heavy jack stand pin.>>33677233Benzos, weed, lean, molly, psilocybin, salvia, and acid.And I've never had sex for drugs because I'm not poor.>>33677244I agree that the first two seasons didn't paint them well as a couple, aside from a handful of moments in the first season, but I think they more than made up for it in the third and fourth. But yeah, Amon was the best villain, especially since his motive resonated the most. Toph even points this out. >>33677254No, my fiancée is Asian.>>33677281>Women do you support a wealth tax?No, they're stupid and don't work. They need to stop creating loopholes for income tax and start taxing higher incomes properly.
>>33677294proof
>>33677299God damn you, Snidely Whiplash. Now I’ll never win the race…
Men, which option from >>33677302 are you
>>33677301i shouldn't have to explain what money and labor is to you
>>336773081 and 2 simultaneosly, sometimes with 3.
>>336772971. While on the couch, watching a movie in pajamas2. While being crushed beneath a man's body weight3. When I'm cold
>>336773081 because it’s true
>>33677308I’m usually on my best behavior but am 2 and 3 today.
>>33677304>No, they're stupid and don't work. They need to stop creating loopholes for income tax and start taxing higher incomes properly.no such thing as 'high incomes'. Rich people make money on capital gains, which is taxed at about half the rate of income because the systems are designed by and for people who make passive income, not people who do the work.
>>33677304>No, my fiancée is Asian.since she asked last thread, I hope myao notices that not even women are safe from yellow fever
>>33677308I don't like to beg so only 3
>>33677296aw, sorry bout that. I started getting a sore throat last night and legit thought of you (don't feel anything now anymore). I didn't feel horny though, at least not any more than normal. How many days you've been sick for?
>>33677308...3...
>>33677308I'm 3 and sometimes 2 but usually it's <specific woman>, please date me and not women in general.
>>33677320two or three days
>>33677308The closest I am would be 3 since I simp too much for women, and know this isn't a good thing. But I'm a sucker for the nice girls. Wish they got bf's and left this hell
>>33677310>>33677319>>33677321>>33677323Fucking loser simps
>>33677297As a serial boob rubber the best way is to start from the outside and rub the whole thing in circles and slowly move in towards the center, this makes it so it feels more sensitive and intense when you finally get there, after that you can either rub around the nipples or attack them directly, either super light feather touches or harsh rough treatment, both feel good and get me off great
>>336773081 and 2 simultaneously, the atoga special
>>33677312>When I'm coldCute n wholesome.
>>33677328I mean you gave us the option of >I hate women>I am a simp>I am hornyThe only winning move is to not play
>>33677275My favorite scent! I would stick my tongue out flat and look up at him with adoration in my puppy dog eyes and ask politely if he would spit on my tongue so I may press my juicy mouth upon the tip of his cock while I slowly stroke, taking the occasional breath to lick up allll the way from the base.
>>33677304>fiancee is asianAnd you're blatina too? Never really seen a black girl wanting to be with an asian guy before. How'd you guys meet? Any jarring difference from the other guys you've dated?
thats it, I've had itYour teets, femoidshand them over
>>33677328how is being horny being a simp what
>>33677337come and get them
womeni managed to fix a small but longstanding issue with media playback ive been having in vlc are you proud of meim proud of me
>>33677275>>33677335Jesus fucking Christ shut the fuck up and go to discord, you’re both ugly irl
mis-calibrating the thermostat so femanon's nipples stay cold and pokey
>>33677317Only on long term capital gains. The real bullshit is rich people borrowing money with their investments as collateral. That's probably the most egregious ways they get around income tax because it's not income. That's how Bill Gates had that famous $80k salary. >>33677318Yes, she's ruined me. I didn't even really like Asian women before. Now I know how US soldiers in Japan, Vietnam, and Korea felt.
>>33677341how the fuck did you manage to manifest a playback issue in VLC? VLC is bulletproof.
>>33677279fME TOOO! The living room transition into a blanket fort! With ice cream and snacks! Dreamdate, desu
>>33677337bro is the toot fairy
State gender:Should I switch to Linux after October?
>>33677345I’ve had it happen before too. I kept getting excessive screen tearing and couldn’t figure out how to fix it, so I finally retired it and switched to MPC-HC.
>>33677280Can do
>>33677308Yes
>>33677344And yet the vast majority of people are still fooled by "so-and-so took a 1 dollar salary" bullshit.
>>33677349F I will probably switch to Linux too
Why are Euro hours so much chiller than America hours? The moids are nicer and the femoids are as well.
>>33677314>>33677328NTA, so you admittedly are #1. Can I ask why you're on an ask-the-opposite-sex thread when you hate the opposite sex? I can't understand why a homophobe wanting to talk to gays
>>33677349Fif you play games or use special software (music production) at all, nope still not worth itotherwise yeah
>>33677349MYes, do it now
>>33677345it might have been an encoding issue stemming from the video making people? keyframes and chapter ordering related
>>33677356Americans in general are a hateful, embittered, and entitled group of people.
>>33677290literal pavlov asmr
>>33677358Doesn't a bunch of shit work for Linux now though?
>>33677356it's better when americans aren't spamming their slop all over i think
>>33677357Habit and sunken cost fallacy. I also don’t just hate women, I hate people
>>33677356They have weird shit in the water on the US
>>33677349Like... for halloween? Because linux is spooky?
>>33677346They’re the best. I put one on for a girl once, and we definitely didn’t watch much of the movie lol. She had just moved into a new place and hadn’t unpacked everything yet, so I brought a TV over. We “watched” Hausu.
Women would you date a guy who couldn't handle horror movies or horror games? Especially horror games.
>>33677356American but I just have to close the threads after 10pm because they get so retarded and shitflinging
>>33677363Ableton doesn't, not at 100% at least, and you CAN get most games working but is it worth the time investment, I think not
>>33677363WINE and Proton still have a long way to go.
>>33677356They in heaven on earth with social safety nets and cultures that take month long breaks from work (if they even work). Of course they are more *chill*
>>33677336Well, SHE was a bartender at my favorite sushi restaurant and asked me out while I was waiting on my to-go order. From there, it's all history.She's the only woman I've dated and dated three guys, but I don't think her being Asian makes her any different than non-Asians.
>>33677367
>>33677091What kind of weird comments?>>33677067How different? >>33677046You lost weight?
>>33677356god i wish i had a sad-eyed, soft-haired euromoid to emotionally abuse in his little snowy apartment
>>33677358If you have a good pc you can play almost everything with proton. Idk about photoshop and stuff like that. It is still probably scuffed
>>33677379lol
>>33677379> emotionally abuseWhy would you want to do that?
>>33677377So, Win 7 support ended 6 years ago and people still use it.
>>33677379don't do this to them
>>33676894I won't apologize for being so masculine.
>>33677385They should not
>>33677379>snowy apartmentDoes 'euro' just include Norwegians, swedes and finnish people in your brain?>t. Mediterranean Euro who has only seen snow IRL once.
>>33677349MIs that when Windows 10 support ends? I’d say it depends on what you use your computer for. If you don’t play many modern games or use any creative software and mostly just use it to browse the web and play media, go for it.Otherwise, I’d suggest you look into installing Windows 10 IoT LTSC. It’s free and is supported until 2032. massgrave.dev
>>33677387you'd be prettier without it
>>33677349Windows 10 gets security updates until early 2032 if you're not a retard.
>>33677390Look at this greek freak
>>33677378>What kind of weird comments?"Are you ill", "oh you're actually pretty", asking my mom why she's not feeding me etc.
>>33677392You're free to feel that way, but unless you're sleeping with me, you don't really get a say in what I do.
>>33677378>How different?I had a boy, who threw a milkshake at me while I was working a few months prior, ask me out. Like he didn't call me slurs and make my school and work life worse.
>>33677397*shaves you in your sleep*all clear
Hate when this hapepns to me. Anyone else?
women would you lust after a guy with bicep veins? Not big bodybuilder ones, just like the subtle long one that goes along the bicep.
>>33677404yes
Women, would you observe White Boy Summer with a man if he celebrated it?
>>33677379im south slavic, you wouldnt be doing that
>>33677382>>33677384>>33677386imagine dropping a light hundo on his stupid little hobby and watching his eyes light up with childlike joy and gratitude because hes never seen that much money before and he spends the entire day kissing your whole body from the feet uplater he gets mad at you because you wont save your laundry for a month to haul down to the river to handwash with his homemade wolf soap
>>33677404You already know the answer lol
>>33677369I love horror movies too much to give them up for a man.
>>33677408an albanian, you mean
>>33677412He'll watch them with you but he'll just be a huge pussy about it.
>>33677411Is the answer yes?
>>33677413I'd kick your head off if you called me a šiptar irl
>>33677369>no bf who gets scared by movies and dives into my boobs shaking like a baby
>>33677419Serb?
>>33677399Yeah, if you want. A women who's sleeping with me can do just about anything she wants to me.
>>33677420I'm literally right here
>>33677422just wanted to annoy you a bit, i'm not dommy mommy sorry
>>33677417They would say yes, male btw.
>>33677423unfortunately i have no boobs so it can never happen anyway
Need woman ass on my couch. Might die. Becoming caveman.
>>33677420>gets a concussion from colliding with your flat chest
>>33677419Based braća
>>33677430I can do it on your thighs.
https://youtu.be/8hVN-CfJVa4?si=9at_PCwYr4gr9KqO
I adore her. I offer her massages. I cover her in kisses. I get the overwhelming desire to sweep her off her feet. I tell her how beautiful she is every day and I mean it.But she does not do the same for me. And when she is away, she struggles to find time to even talk to me. It has been a week with not even a call, an excuses as to why not every time I try to initiate one.I have talked to her about this for years. Each time she apologizes and says she knows and needs to work on expressing her love and finding time for me. And then immediately back to routine.For the first time after 3 years of this I feel numb. I do not want to go to her and tell her about my day. I am done trying to initiate. Maybe when I am quiet she will realize what it is like. Or maybe she will be relieved that I am done nagging her to spend time with me.
>>33677430NTAIf you think I couldn't bury my face into your chest regardless, you're underestimating me.
>>33677430No boob is actually best boob.
>>33677419forgive me brate, i had to be sure
>>33677434my thighs are ticklish, if you shoved your face in the i would start crying laughing and accidentally kick you in the nose i think
>>33677335his cock twitches slightly after you give your request, since he can't resist see those gorgeous eyes as he gazes down over you. He wraps the leash even further until your chin is met up with his hands, then pulls your lips closer to him until you can feel a gentle brisk from his lips - and suddenly pulls away. He firmly tells you to open your mouth, and hovering over it, he calmly opens his own, letting a surprising amount of his warm, wet, gooey saliva drip from his tongue onto yours to receive. His mouth must've been salivating from the start. He then looks you sternly in the eye, smiles, then with the lease in his hand, abruptly pulls your head down on his cock, and with a firm voice tells you to "taste me"
>>33677439Ealter341
>>33677414That's acceptable, then.
>>33677407Yes, polo and all
>>33677436But I am afraid. I was going to marry her. I am 26 years old and my twin is getting married to an incredibly successful kind and intelligent woman. And here I am. My life is going to fall apart in the same year he gets married.
i've stopped gooning for thiscurrent femanons, would you join chad's dairy farm?
Stupid erpers
>>33677377My computer isn't compatible with Win11 for some reasonI also remember them saying Windows 10 would be the last update for real this time but now they say I need Windows 11. What the fuck is microsoft's problem
>>33677439>>33677443remember to rate this off-site interaction after you two finish so fellow thread users can update their strategies
>>33677429I don't trust you. guys think women all want roided out bodybuilders
>>33677451nta, i like when they have enough softness
>>33677451Just post your biceps and find out
>>33677377I hate this. This is dumb.
>>33677451i want to say this isnt true but the % of guys with non-retarded attitudes toward the gym + thebody to back it up is shockingly low so idk
>>33677449They haven't been pinned down and trust busted by Big Federal Cock.
>>33677449doesn't help windows 11 is dogshit
Why do women just immediately do whatever the jews tell them to do?
ignoring
>>33677460high verbal iq
>>33677460kys
>>33677455Me too. It's all so Microshart can force people into the shit OS that is Windows 11 when Windows 10 is perfectly usable.Geniuenly tempted to move to Linux.
>33677460Fuck off back to pol chuddy
>>33677460Am*rican spotted
>>33677449>My computer isn't compatible with Win11 for some reasonI shit you not, the only reason it isn't compatible is because its CPU doesn't have the latest and greatest backdoors that allow our lovely friends at Microsoft and the people who control them to spy on you more effectively.>What the fuck is Microsoft's problem?They don't want to lose their monopoly on personal computing and are also evil.That said, Windows 10 IoT LTSC is what you want. You'll keep getting security updates for the next seven years with it.
>>33675331Maybe it's just anecdotal on my end but why does it seem like men are clowned on and shamed for being horny often while just as many horny women are just ignored or quietly swept under the rug?
I save social media pictures of girls I know to folders and I use them to masturbate. Sometimes I'll write sexual and degrading captions on these pictures. I don't post them anywhere, I just keep them for my own personal use. Is this wrong?
>>33677470We live in a society. It's best not to dwell on it or think of the sexes as monoliths.
>>33677407no. that would be awkward.
I'm horny!
>>33677450THISI wanna laugh later.
Degenerate freak
State genderHave you ever had a partner try to test your loyality?
>>33677471you're severly mentally ill and pornrotted and indian
>>33677469Good to know. I'll check that out, thanks!
>>33677465Maybe if I had a 2nd comp I'd do this.
>>33677474You know what? I didn't think you were serious the other 784 times you posted this, but you've won me over. Have a free vagina, on the house.
Stop being horny.
>>33677471MIt doesn't sound very healthy to indulge in, especially not if these are women you interact with regularly. You're training your mind to see them as objects outside of your fantasies whether or not you realize it.
The opposite gender.
>>33677482this bitch has some FLIPPERS
>euro hours>hornyposting and literal ERPers>america hours>peak incel hours and jeetpostingman maybe this semen slurping thread isn't for me anymore
i live a lonely cow life
>>33677482too short, breasts too big
>>33677487It’s fucking cringe, yeah
>>33677477Miss me with that shit
>>33677479It's pretty straightforward to set up, thankfully. massgrave.devI don't believe you can "upgrade" your current install, though. I'm pretty sure you have to completely reinstall, so make sure to back up anything you don't want to lose.
>>33677487where are you moving
>>33677488Cow life?
>>33677470Here's my thoughts.Men are more vocal generally than the women here. People like JH would be an exception, right, not a bad thing, wtv. But men are gonna express their thoughts more. Of the men hear who are reading the other mens' horny stuff, odds are they are gonna be more vocal about it. If they read women horny, less will care cause they're straight. Women who dislike reading the horny, in my educated guess, are gonna be less vocal about it. However, if a bunch of people start talking about it, then they're more likely to add their opinion as well, in a sorta silent way.
>>33677494i support chad's dairy farm but my cowsisters left
>>33677477not sure, i am attractive and i get a lot of dms on social media. if someone was doing it to test me i wouldnt notice the difference. im not disloyal so it really doesn't matter. that picrel is crazy though i would break up over such a bitchy level of insecurity
>>33677477Relationship tests are dumb.
>>33677470because the men suck at it
>>33677497i think the concept was good but you didnt sell it right, early adoption is key
>>33677470Hypergamous thread with undersocialized men who venerate women for existing
women, would ya date a guy that sleeps with his arm over his face like a VAMPIRE because he goes to bed rly late and wakes up early in the morning and has to avoid getting sunlight in his sensitive little eyes?
>>33677482Sauce?
>>33677497i'm still here, titties out
>>33677503nodoes he not understand the concept ob blinds on the window?
>>33677477MI shit tested a girl once to find out her views on premarital sex and when she passed, it just made me feel like shitSo no I don't plan to ever do it again to another woman. I'm kind of glad I learned this lesson first-hand though.
>>33677505PROVE ITROVEIT
>>33677503I'd fix his sleep schedule real good
>>33677501i'm not good with marketing, i didn't come up with it and i thought mentioning him would be enough>>33677505cowsister! yay, i'm so happy now
>>33677503cute retarded bf who wont spend 15 bucks on curtains or a sleep maskthis reminds me of the pic with the unfurnished apartment with a chair tv and game console
>>33677503yes, sounds cute
>>33677511Arm werks and costs zero dollars. Your move.
>>33677508sorry, the milking is for chad only
What's a topic you like being asked about?
>>33677506face blocking is a universal solution and i will not pretend window blinds are a meaningful substitute. you fuckin little suboptimal dummy
>>33677470>>33677496Another thought from me. A good couple of men here are vocal about shitting on women. So why don't we see too many responses from the other guys to defend them? Why aren't ihatewomen posters being clowned on like horny posters?In the end, it means nothing, and I just ignore it.
>>33677515Fuck my farmer brown life
>>33677514is this your plan? piss me off so fucking bad i hunt you down, date you out of spite and move in to improve your life in ways your pathetic little brain cant comprehend?
>>33677508chad is currently milking us both at the same time
>>33677505if you're a cow sister prove it. How much milk comes out after a squeeze?
>>33677517no it's not, just get blackout window foil
>>33677520I'm not the guy who posted the question but uh yeah, neener neener.
>>33677518nta and nag but that's literally what the hateposters want. they want negative attention and the more attention you give them, the more they post. it is way better to ignore them
>>33677524Chad is not real take your meds
>>33677503You missed the part where you tell me whether he's fat, ugly, hates women
Men when will you stop being such ungrateful fucks and learn to accept the love and care women bring into your lives
>>33677532never
>>33677525not very much, he's going to have to massage it and squeeze it a lot...
>>33677529men don't even want to be chad anymore
>>33677532Okay*eats you out*
>>33677532I already do! I've unfortunately had the same experience with the women I've dated.
>>33677532They hate me
>>33677532at this point i think that would actually kill me, anon. if i woke up one morning to shave and noticed the little scent bottle you put in the bathroom i might have a heart attack and die
>>33677532The only women who bring love and care into my life are relatives
>>33677535why would they? chad lives a busy life running his dairy farm, milking femcels all day... it's not an easy life...
>>33677509my schedule is fine! 1 to 4am bedtime, 6 to 10am wakeup, reasonable enough imo.>>33677511yes!! this is me exactly i won't spend 15 dollars on curtains or a mask but i will happily drop like $70 on nice pajamas or something. i like to solve problems as the come up and avoid spending money as if i'm poor even though i haven't been for a while (the other day, my day was made when i found $10 on the ground, even though i can make that in a very short period of time now)
>>33677493I don't really have anything to fill the void yet if I leave but if I did it'd preferably be a girlfriend
Why do I only attract mentally ill sad women?Can I just have a single non-traumatized cheerful nice lady in my life for once?
>>33677545unemployment core
>>33677544god imagine chad running his big, rough hands all over you, calming you down with his touch and cooing into your ears until you feel as confident as the staciest stacy hnngh
>>33677544it's true, only the chosen one can be gifted with chad powers
>>33677548bro have you seen the world? nobody is fucking cheerful and nice
>>33677532No woman has a heart fiery enough to melt my own heart of ice
>>33677553is that a challenge?
>>33677548i think you make them mentally ill and sad
>>33677548i think we got our wishes crossed, do you want to trade?
>>33677556this
>>33677557hi
>>33677534an untrained cow?? You need to get on a training schedule. Titty massages three times a day, ideally after meals so you're well fed and a little tired. Firm and compressed squeezes that flexes his forearms, followed by ample nipple play with his veiny hands and mouth.
>>33677558:*
>>33677545purchase some items to improve your life you dumb retardstop living like a 15th century peasant, if you live in a time with microplastics clogging your brain like party glitter you might as well enjoy some modern convenience too
>>33677531kinda fat (tall and thick), not very ugly (admittedly i'd look better if i exercised at all), don't really hate anyone even though there are plenty of people to hate (does that make sense?)>>33677526why do what when i can use god's best blackoutter (my arm)>>33677549very employed actually but wfh which is probably what you're picking up on since unemployment usually happens from home too
>>33677566>my arm how drugged up and drunk are you that you don't move in your sleep?
>>33677560are you the sad, mentally ill woman of my dreams..i have a fridge full of white monster installed in your lair everything is prepped
should i draw some sexy drawings of chad's dairy farm? /d/ doesn't have any bondage or pet girl threads :(
Thinking about how my parents were married and in love at my age with kids. I think they are sad that I am such a fail daughter
>>33677533
>>33677572if they can't recognize the world does not support such a thing anymore then that's on them
Women, would you date Lenny?
goodbye neighboring cowsisters, i'm happy to know that we will always have each others, let's hope that chad will never run out of milk
>>33677570I was actually going to just ghost you after saying hi since thats what mentally ill and mean women do but the monster sounds enticing
Girls, do hugs from your male friends make you feel good in a way that hugs from your female friends don't, even if you aren't romantically interested in them?
>>33677572*naked & dick in hand, incels form a line*
>>33677572sit them down and show them the graphs explaining why your femceldom isnt your fault
>>33677571There's a miliking thread
>>33677341no because you're still using vlc
Disregarding criminal shit because it's low hanging fruit, what people do you have the lowest opinion of?I'll start: parents who sleep with their child's partner.
>>33677582why is this so hot
>>33677568LMFAO that was because i had a cat for about 20 years who would sleep on top of me, so i'm very still when i sleep and i sleep on my back>>33677565hey, i bought the $70 pajamas. i like your attitude but voluntarily choosing to live like a 15h century peasant is sometimes the only thing i can do to stick it to the people that created this land of polyurethane
>>33677575Everyone else my age is going fine its just me
>>33677572Fuuuck this will be me in a couple of years if depressed crush doesn't make a move
>>33677554Yes
>>33677344>Yes, she's ruined me. I didn't even really like Asian women before.Honestly I didn't think it'd be possible but I went grocery shopping with a Korean friend of mine (who's in a LDR) and then went on a date with a white chick and it fucked me up how much more fun I had with the Korean girl at a fucking grocery store than out on a date with her. Just like all her cutesy mannerisms and how much more fun it was to tease her. Maybe I'll ask her if her older sister is single, I'm not gonna pull a Korra ̶e̶v̶e̶n̶ ̶i̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶o̶u̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶h̶a̶s̶ ̶c̶r̶o̶s̶s̶e̶d̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶m̶i̶n̶d̶.̶
>>33677581i dont think ive been hugged by anyone this year. i dont remember.
>>33677571yes>cowfemanons grazing on pastures in the background past the gates>cowfemanons getting milked by chad in the foreground>horsegirlanons leashed and walking with cowboy thad on the road in the middle
>>33677588FWeed smokersPeople who throw trash on the streetLoud people
>>33677577bye, bye anon <3
>>33677580>The most beautiful roses are also the thorniest. To truly enjoy beauty, one must experience exquisite suffering.
>>33677572MThink you could talk about that with them? I've talked with my parents about it, and they were very understanding and receptive.My parents had me when they were 25, and I was really low down on my 25th birthday for not having a family of my own by that point. I'm 30 now and have to say that talking about it with them helped a lot. I don't feel like as much of a failson as I did at 25 despite still being single.
>>33677596wtf you can crossout text??
>>33677581I don't like being hugged, it's overstimulating
>big hucow fetish from childhood>like number one tag ive searched>finish puberty, no boobsgod torments me daily
>>33677572You sound very submissive and breedable
>>33677587the woman i love wouldnt want me to abandon my media player of choice just to fit in. go watch your streams on your mobile apps, Stacy
>>33677610Men don’t like that
>>33677451When did i say they want roided up bodybuilders? quite the opposite just like you described lean vascular with good muscle definition, natural most importantly. or sometimes just lean no dad bods or anything like that female anons are free to confirm or deny
>>33677613For god's sake, yes we do
>>33677594*spits lava on you*
>>33677609There's always surgery, no?
>>33677609You can still produce milk
>>33677591if i ever get my hands on you im gonna fuck you up so bad youll wake up one day, posing for a living room picture in front of an unironic framed live love laugh thing
>>33677599i take weed pills and am high often but i'm super quiet (not shy quiet btw) and throw my trash away (and judge people that don't). where am i sitting on your vibe check
>>33677613Let's literally primal biological trigger wtf you on about
>>33677612i don't use any streaming services nor watching anything on my phone. now switch to mpv
>>33677613Men love it...
I slept 3 hours today
>>33677614i am probably one of the more shallow femanons here and "roided out" is not something i would describe as attractive. muscular definition is, but, it can definitely get to a point where it's too much. being too skinny or too fat is also unattractive.
It has been far too long since I last plugged my laptop into a woman's television to watch pirated movies and tv with her.
>>33677624>watching*watch
>>33677581I don't hug male hug friends anon. I'll say that lately I gave a handshake to someone and I think he felt good about it (?) I think because he was hesitant to shake my hand, thought maybe I'd think he was a creep if he extended his hand so he started to extend it then pulled it back, but I extended mine and shook his firmly and he had a big smile afterwards
>>33677609cute financially responsible femcel intentionally not growing boobs so she doesnt have to buy bras
>>33677630god that's attractive. netflix and hulu suck ass
>>33677572My parents understand that the world has changed and are patient with me.I asked my mom if she was concerned about my no-gf status when I turned 30, and she said she wouldn't be concerned about it until I'm in my late 30's.
>>33677619hey, if i've gotten to the point of having a woman that tolerates me enough to put things like unironic "live laugh love" things on my wall and takes pictures of me... i can't be doing too bad, you know?
>>33677620I don’t like that you take weed pills but you sound cool
>>33677341>vlcI mean I ha e VLC installed too... for no real reason, but MPC HC is absolutely my choice for watching nearly anything. The cropping functionality is far superior.
>>33677627*kisses the bags under your eyes*
>>33677624 (mpv)>>33677631 (typo correction post)i owe you an apology, i didnt recognize your game. you are a bigger autist than me. i bow in deference to your superiority, and will grant you 1(one) favour in return.
>>33677616I was thinking more like we'd be stuck working together for some reason and you'd gradually learn my tragic backstory and the dreams I left unfinished, while I remained prickly, and you could see where I became bitter and cold. But you decide to persist and we have a fight that ends with me coming out of my shell for a moment, and I feel warmth for the first time
>>33677613JH-tier stupid reply.
>>33677341nagswitch to MPV already
>>33677628Thank you for confirming, if you had to choose skinny boys or roiders? This is will put the nail in the coffin my guess is the former
>>33677632Touching a female hand really does make a guy feel great. It's not even a dirty or sexual thing.
>>33677642what if I don't want to fix you but make you worse?
>>33677637what is wrong with optimizing one's biochemistry!!! weed makes me feel less alone when i'm sitting at a computer for like 8 hours at a tims working by myself. it does kind of ruin my life though if i'm being honest and i let it, i look forward to living in a place where i don't have such easy access to it for entertainment/coping
>>33677646i would literally prefer fat
male anons do you realize how sensitive female nipples are
>>33677632What the autism...
>>33677613Looking breedable is definitely hotter than submissiveness
>>33677638Oh man, it is. I have a PVM at my desk, mostly for my old games, but I also use it with a cheap HDMI to S-video adapter to watch old TV on there every now and then. MPC-HC is perfect for getting the aspect ratio right since the adapter just squishes a 16:9 picture onto the CRT.
>>33677652Yes, that's why I alter between squeezing them and then cooling them down with my tongue.
>>33677649In a femme fatale "chase me and it'll burn you" way?
>>33677652kind of, i've cum from playing with my nipples before and thought to myself "wow, probably this would be more sensitive if i were a woman"
>>33677652Yes, and that knowledge haunts me every day.
If an average moid became a woman he would end up as itty bitty chunks in a dumpster. Fact, not opinion
>>33677652the screaming and sobbing was suspiciously convincing the last time i bit one, but i still think she was just trying to gaslight me as part of some strange female power play.
>>33677650>what is wrong with optimizing one's biochemistry!!!That's just being a junkie, anon. Get real.t.also a junkie
>>33677662what happened
>>33677651For real? So if you had to choose between skinny vs fat you would prefer fat?
>>33677652I watch porn where the guys slap girls tits. Does that hurt?
>>33677660more like pic rel
>>33677647I want to do more than touch hands (not with that person tho, he's a married man) >>33677653Hm? I don't get it. Why "autism"?
>>33677652Yes and I love it, it's the first thing I imagine when I want to get horny
>>33677644Fuck you.
>>33677652I have an idea. I've always wanted to bring a woman to orgasm with them but have never managed to do so.
>>33677641>1(one) favour in returni'd ask for penis photographs but idk if i want to see the dick of a guy who still uses vlc in current year
>>33677638>>33677645thats quite beyond my powers, i need an autistic femcel gf to shame me for my suboptimal media consumption before considering a drastic move like that
>>33677666I like playing with girl nipples and do not have access to any.
>>33677652extra reason to give them care and attention
>>33677667yeah. i'm not fat, but both skinny and muscular dudes usually have some kind of food issues, and i like eating normally. i worked really hard to have a normal relationship to food and wouldn't be able to deal with a guy who doesn't eat or only eats steamed rice broccoli and chicken, or judges me for snacking on junk food occasionally, etc...
>>33677634I love being the multimedia man.
>>33677652yes and I love them and want to give her plenty of nipple orgasms
>>33677613Correct! I don't like submissive women
>>33677652no, I never even seen one :/
>>33677668nag, normally boob slaps/punches hurt them
>>33677666I don't think I want to know?
>>33677668i'm not sure on other sizes, but the impact would hurt me enough but i kinda like those kind of feelings
>>33677663>go outside at the wrong time>wearing the wrong outfit>walk on the wrong part of the street>guy says hi, you engage him(!!!)>he murders THEN rapes you while veteran women shake their heads at your stupiditygang it can NOT be that rough out here lets be real
>>33677688Based. Are yours big or small?
>>33677665hey, i didn't pick to wake up in a SOCIETY that not only offers drugs but demands that one be drugged to succeed. there's no sacred parts here, anything i can drug i will t b h, my brain is a canvasfoids aint ready for a moid like me, can't handle the intensity
>>33677673try to focus on their boobies in general too, not just nip
>>33677668I think it should be possible to tap them in a way that gives a good slap sound and dramatic movement, without really hurting them. But in general yes, especially the milk glands can definitely hurt. It depends on the woman how sensitive they are and even for one and the same woman it can depend on where she is in her menstrual cycle, though.
>>33677674rude, its cute unblemished and well groomed. i have a certificate commemorating that time i was complimented on its texture by a biological female who has voluntarily touched it without assurance of monetary compensation.
>>33677696Brother I promise they can handle the intensity and then some. The life of a stoner is dreadfully boring. You'll get tired of it eventually.
>>33677668I hate you pornbrained idiots so fucking much
>>33677695big..but i don't love to say it so i will also add that when i was younger i accidentally got hit by football balls there twice and it was very awkward
>>33677697I tried to with the last two women I was with, but they always got overstimulated and wanted my hands elsewhere, like their mouths or necks.
>>33677700 (checked)i'm already tired of it and i haven't even been a stoner for more than a couple months v_v
>>33677576No, but he would still be an improvement from most moids here.
>>33677702You'd get used to those feelings if you were my girlfriend.
>>33677669Tell me more
>>33677703what if you do it from behind of them like a hug?
>>33677705Thankfully, quitting is as easy as just not buying the shit and being somewhat miserable for a few days, maybe a week.I beleeb in you. I'm the process of quitting right now. Took me 8 years to get bored and five more to quit...
>>33677679nta but props for looking out for yourself like that and understanding your limits, i dont know much about you but i can already tell you'd make at least an 8/10 partner (simplified down to 4/5 when you remove the common factor, pretty good!) on that alone
If you pull one boob all the way to the side and let it go does pic related happen?
>>33677709are you a football player?
>>33677717No but I would be as violent towards your tits as you would allow.
>>33677716slightly
I could only love a woman who is also a lifelong, diehard fan of my favourite football team:Gyeongju Korea Hydro & Nuclear Power FC경주 한국수력원자력 축구단
>>33677714i'm okay with it for now mostly because my living situation is temporary (staying with my parents while i move out of state; they live literally a city block away from a dispensary lol). i'm on a lil tolerance break rn, though. good on you for quitting though, 8 years is not nothing at all
>>33677712Did plenty of that as well, and it was well received, but the exclusively nipple-induced orgasm still eludes me like a white whale. I always made sure they got off one way or another.
>>33677719i understand the message
>>33677679You're thinking too much about it, i'm asking only aesthetically speaking which is more attractive to you?Also what kind of "fat" is passable to you?
>>33675424it really is crazy how haunting these kinds of things are. i found some old porn an ex sent me on my phone in some obscure folder, made me sad to think how open we used to be with each other...
>>33677716*sits up and tries on my left boob*nope, the distance btwn my two boobs (cleavage? ) doesn't allow that
>>33677727i'm afraid i can't assist you anymore anon, there must be ways to make them feel more aware but i'm not sure what kind of dialogue and sensations would help the cause.. a lot of people are different though so maybe one day you'll find the right subject and report your results
Girls, would you start wearing anklets every day if your boyfriend wanted you to because it activated his (very mild) foot fetish?
>>33677737I'm sure it all comes down to the last point, yes. I appreciate your support on this most holy of quests.
>>33677715thanks :3 i think it's important to understand yourself very well and to find a partner who understands themselves too, so that you can be in a partnership with someone truly compatible.
Why are men attracted to long eyelashes?
>>33677738the only thing i would do for a very mild foot fetish is very mildly decapitating him
never feed the male foot fetish, it's a gateway to cbt which is a registered crime on planet earth
>>33677736>*sits upno, you gotta get on your knees and hands on the ground like a doggy, then try it on your boob
Have women considered we have good reasons to hate them?
>>33677744neotenous feature
>>33677744everyone is attracted to long eyelashes
>>33677727i'm literally a virgin male, but the nipple is mapped to the same part of the brain as other genital areas, as far as pleasure generation goes. you could probably succeed then if you got them warmed up enough, though idk if exclusive means momentary or in the entire 'session' but yeah
oh fuck me I can't believe I just learned I apparently have a (very mild) foot fetish
>>33677745I bet you're obsessed with hands.
Women, to wear this hairstyle do you need someone to do the braids for you or van you do them by yourself?
What are your thoughts on experience and virginity?For example, let's say a woman is in her 20s and only had one relationship before, her only sexual experience, and that relationship was only for a few months. Then, afterwards, she's with someone for the rest of her life. In that case would you say the vast majority of her sexual knowledge is from her first partner or second partner? Is she functionally much closer to someone who's only had one partner rather than someone who's had like ten partners?
>>33677744they highlight the eyes. It's like how nipples highlight the boob, or how the color of pussy highlights the vagina. Well done eyelashes + good eyebrows are aahhhhhh
>>33677749Are they though?
>>33677747why dont you try it on YOUR boob, fat pig?
>>33677748lmao why is my first instinct when i see pic rel is to publish a book titled "MEN WHO LOVE WOMEN" and publish under the pen name "master bates"
>>33677754I'd need help (and way longer hair)
>>33677702>bigSome days I'd just stand behind you and keep them slightly up, so they would not strain your shoulders and back.
Pull my knob?
>>33677755unless she dies a year or two later (the rest of her life), it's with guy 2
>>33677758it's a sign of youth and health, yeah many health issues lead to short and sparse eyelashes
>>33677755I want a virgin so I don't have to ask myself any of those deep philosophical questions.
>>33677759my pecs don't move, and i don't got much fat. Maybe gimme 30 years
>>33677748like what?
Do the safety dance
>>33677763i might be the only person who doesn't get back pains from it, so please do it to another anon
>>33677755>Is she functionally much closer to someone who's only had one partner rather than someone who's had like ten partners?Of course, yeah.I don't really shame or fault people for having slept with a lot of people, but I doubt I'd probably be on the same wavelength as someone who has slept with ten different people since I've only slept with three different people. It's just a sign to me that we probably want different things out of dating.
>>33677755you guys hype up virginity way too much. it is really not that deep
>>33677755honestly, older i get, less i give a shit. mostly for me its the vibe of a person's sexual choices rather than any hard qualities. i am still a virgin; i am also old and it is unrealistic to expect a woman to be my age and a virgin.so it mostly boils down to "how responsible are they" and to what degree is that reflected in their relationship history?
>>33677777>quintsCan't even say no....
>>33677748I don't consider you at all desu
>>33677755ask this again when the americans are here
>>33677776Easy mode life, entitled, bitchy, divorce rape. Everything is given to women by virtue of their cunts. Your entire worth is dictated by your sex appeal
>>33677790We are here, though? I'm at work right now.
>>33677791ok, and?
>>33677781it's actually quite a slippery thing or so i'm told
>>33677755my thoughts on virginity are that i never had a penis inside me
>>33677790please don't. the evangelical virgin fetishists will have a 6 hour long sperg out
>>33677777>does backflip>lands on head>cracks backsafety!
>>33677772I feel like mindset is by far the most important thing about virginity, and not the actual virginity itself. The mindset of "I only have sex with people I trust and love deeply, and I view it as a very intimate and unique thing." In that way I feel like someone who had few partners before, and only had sex with them after dating for a bit and believing they'd be married eventually, is very close to the good aspects of a virgin in terms of personality.Just my thoughts.
>>33677794Shut up Bob you’re not helping
Snowbunnies for desert
>>33677791am*rican hands
>>33677748nag and i've never seen a good reason to hate women (or something even approaching a good reason)
>>33677802They're gonna get sun burns! D:
>>33677796NtaYou're either a virgin or you aren't.And neither is a stamp of quality that guarantees being a good partner.
>>33677798the seething is sorta fun, no? Like a monkey going wild at the zoo
>>33677774and you're hung like a bull down there and women love sliding on your cockand other imaginary tales
>>33677791Pathetic
>>33677810sometimes it's funny, other times it kills the thread. like if we're all hornyposting please don't start sperging out about satan and virginity etc
>>33677791kys
>>33677781Yeah, I don't disagree. From what I understand a woman's first time isn't necessarily unique from a physical standpoint. My girlfriend gets very tight if we don't have sex for a month or longer, and we have to go slowly -- I can imagine that, after a year, sex for her and with her would feel like the first time she ever had sex.
Going through life alone is hell
>>33677798Those guys doubly because I am a Christian and hate reading those guys misrepresent my religion
>>33677800Sure you could be right, but maybe you aren't. I don't want to worry about that, and that's why I won't get invested emotionally with any non-virgin.
>>33677811no, not hung, quite average. And it isn't hard to eat healthy and exercise a little. Don't need roids or huge dedication.
>>33677824It is. Whoever said that hell is other people had no idea what they were saying.
>>33677776Why would you respond come on don't rile them up
>>33677748Have men (who hate women) considered that we really just don't think about them that much, and to have us being kind of ambivalent, and then as a reaction for them to become psychopaths is a bit weird of them?
>>33677826*doubly annoy me, I meant to say
>>33677823this happens to me too. i read too much moid written fiction as a kid and thought i was going to bleed out like a cut pig and my life was going to change drastically and no one would ever see me the same again, etc, etc. i laid down a towel for my first time and everything! imagine my surprise when it was just like, kind of awkward normal sex where neither of us even got off because we were too nervous (both virgins) and he was on the larger side. and then literally nothing changed at all after. lmao
>>33677785>>33677835Your ambivalence is all you can offer, and why wouldn’t you? You have no idea what it’s like to have to try for anything in your lives
Girls, what do you think of the concept of "gooning" and of "gooners"?
State genderHave you ever been ghosted and do you still think about the last time
>>33677826>misrepresent my religionYour religion literally commands you to be chaste lmao
>>33677842femanons stop feeding this troll please
>>33677842why are you talking when all you want to do is seethe because you're a loveless child?
>>33677845I hate the terms. But I also spend hours every day masturbating idly, so idk if my opinion even matters.
>>33677845unfortunately i am one
>>33677842>like to have to try for anything in your livesKill yourself you pathetic moron
>>33677840is bleeding not a thing??
>>33677848MYes, a year ago, and I do still think about it
>>33677849it commands you to do a lot of things you don't do. i highly doubt you abstain from shrimp, mixed material fabrics, etc. you are a fake, a hypocrite, and a loser. god will judge you.
>>33677842What do you do to try to attain things in your life? Why do you think women don't do anything? Because some of us are pretty? I assume you think that just happens and doesn't take effort as well, even if that were the only thing.
>>33677848m, yeah, no. It wasn't super unexpected from her personality
>>33677853If you had a boyfriend would you ever want to look at porn and masturbate together?
>>33675331Why is it when you express dissatisfaction with yourself, People's reactions are "You're fine too just be patient. Just be kind to yourself" No you fool, I need to figure out how to get my shit together. You keep telling me I'm not as bad or broken as I think (know) I am but if that were the case there would be easy-ish solutions to make myself not worthless. Quit telling me this shit and just tell me how to not feel this way so I can stop making you and myself feel shitty. Why do they do this? No I will not be patient. Why the fuck do I need to be patient? The more "patience" I give The worse it gets
>>33677829i.e., nothing impressive. why would i get into a humiliating position for Mr. average?
>>33677858>shrimp, mixed materialAh ok, you're just theologically illiterate
>>33677849But it sure doesn't command us to talk shit about people who aren't, nor does it command us to think of ourselves as anything but their fellow sinners. You've heard of that whole "he who is without sin, cast the first stone" thing, surely?Protestants make so fucking butthurt.
post gender and favorite thing the opposite gender does.i am cuteposting before returning to work. love ya, anons (and femanons too, i GUESS.)
>>33677858that was in the old testament...
>>33677858That's on you for being a dishonest Christian, loser
>>33677748>Have women considered we have good reasons to hate them?Yes:GossipyMean bully girl attitude Otrascize people that are not normalfags like themAccuse innocent people Albeit men do the same thing Not all women and men are like that
>>33677856no, most modern girls lose their hymen due to regular playing outside as a child. you can lose it riding a bike, a horse, or taking a big tumble. if you still have it when you hit your teens/20s, it might bleed a very tiny amount. if it fully covers your vaginal opening you actually need to get surgery to remove it because it can't be penetrated.
>>33677861I love mutual masturbation, but I can't focus on porn when I have an actual man in front of me. I'd much rather schlick to him than some rando smut.
>>33677845i think it's a dumb concept but it's good only if i get bullied for it because i'm sexless
>>33677868MTits. They are soft and bouncy
>>33677833Why are you spying? Why?
>>33677869as was every other law they cherrypick
would you date a girl that likes to take baths so hot her entire body turns pink
>>33677874>but it's good only if i get bullied for it because i'm sexlessYou want men to make fun of you for being a femcel or what?
>>33677873nta, what about audio porn in the background? No concentration needed.
>>33677852>>33677855>>33677859It’ll be really sad when you’re on your deathbed and realized how your looks carried you through life. Women never truly live, never bothering to apply themselves, because why would they have to? Wake up and get praised for existing. Women struggles are, at most, what foundation to put on today
>>33677872>if it fully covers your vaginal opening you actually need to get surgery to remove it because it can't be penetrated.my fears towards the issues of my body has never been higher but thank you for informing me
>9/10 is the new 9/11Americans are you okay?
>>33677879Considering I do that too...If it doesn't steam, I'm not interested in the bath.
>>33677881Sure, sounds hot. Doubly so if we recorded the audio porn together.
>>33677873I have a fantasy of laying in bed with a girl and we're pulling up pictures of other girls we know and she describes to me how much she'd love to watch me fuck them.
>>33677864i never said do it for me, nor would i ever make you. The guy asked the question, you tried it, but you didn't do it correctly. The pendulum thing won't work when its sliding across a wall with friction. Pendulums only work freely moving through the air. No one here is forcing you to do anything
>>33677878right, but the whole point of jesus dying was to nullify all the rules from the old testament and make it so that all we have to do is believe in him, no more rules and regulations. not even religious anymore but erm actually-ing with the old testament laws is dumb.
>>33677845I am one, but only to things non-irl. I even do it with friends online sometimes
>>33677880yeah sorry..
>>33677879I'd buy her nice soaps and insist on snooping on the hot baths. Maybe even play waiter for her.
>>33677879only on the hard condition that i get to make her feel special and cherished for her perceived (emphasis on perceived) flaws. and then fuck her viscerally once i have her feeling all loved.
>>33677859>Why do you think women don't do anything? Because some of us are pretty? I assume you think that just happens and doesn't take effort as well,Nta. I think he's referring to the fact that most of you just have to exist in order to get into relationship and to get sex. Which is a valid feeling if he's the type of person who didn't luck into easy mode like "Chad" or "Stacy". The sad truth is that what they say has some truth to it. I have a female friend with undiagnosed autism and ADHD. Currently jobless and cannot find a job no matter how much she tries. No car. No driver's license. No permit. Still lifts with her mom and grandma. Has one particular hobby but it doesn't make any money. Literally all of her close friends are online. And yet she can easily get multiple boyfriends. Has she been a dude she would be viewed as worthless, orthod very least, not worth thinking about or even looking at. I don't think lashing out at women like he's doing it's very productive or even makes much sense. It isn't really yell's fault that the world has just decided that you guys merely existing as enough for you to be loved and cherished. But I get where he's coming from. He's broken and doesn't know what to do or how to fix it so lashing out is all he knows how to do. t. I lush out at myself instead of others
>>33677884i already forgot what happened on 9/10
>>33677879I actually had my landlord have a guy come up and make my water tank hotter. It's actually turned up past the part that says it's dangerous now. I have to be careful not to make the water too hot when I wash my hands.
>>33677884i fucking hate this guy
>>33677889I'm in a throuple with a man and another woman and even I think that cuck shit is weird, both ways.
>>33677884I think we are since I genuinely have no idea what you're talking about.
>>33677894How long and how often do you masturbate?You ever did it to posts from atoga?
>>33677884Jasmine Crockett said the shooter couldn't be a liberal because liberals can't shoot that well, so that was fun.
>>33677883it's surprisingly a common thing, but definitely get it checked out if that's the case, because when you go to have sex for the first time it either will not work at all or will be extremely painful and possibly dangerous if he's too rough.
>>33677899i did that too hahathe baby-friendly settings were too weak for me
>>33677882>It’ll be really sad when you’re on your deathbed and realized how your looks carried you through life.Nta. Why would that in any way make them feel bad? That's like saying a kid who's rich is supposed to feel bad for having parents with money. Why the fuck should that person feel bad for being fortunate and having life on easy mode? You're trying to make them feel bad because..... They have good qualities that people care about (looks and pussy). If anything you're doing the exact opposite of what you're trying to do: You're just reinforcing their already high self-esteems (most women don't really have low self-esteem unless they've been abused or are cry babies)
>>33677901>I'm in a throuple with a man and another womanHow ugly are all of you?
>>33677900Why are you so obsessed with him? He was just a ragebaiter>>33677902The shooting dumdum
>>33677891so tell that to the virgin-sexuals who freak out about chastity, not me. lmao
>>33677481Thanks!>>33677482No!
>>33677882>It’ll be really sad when you’re on your deathbed and realized how your looks carried you through life.But why would they care about that? They already enjoyed a long life on easy-mode. And I hate female creatures as much as any man. I'm just saying that the privileged don't care about the struggles of others.
>>33677909They're so stupid perfect that I feel like the uggo.
>>33677910no not the guy, (You). i fucking hate (You).
>>33677884the only people who still care about it are /pol/tards
>>33677867You can take your complains up to the Big Boss, don't pretend that you can do whatever you want just because muh forgiveness
>>33677907Based. If I was your boyfriend I would enjoy taking almost painful showers with you and spraying you with the handheld showerhead.
>>33677908Anon is this guy. Picture this wretch every time you read posts like this on this anime website.
>>33677911I'm not christian, I'm just not attracted to you. Sorry if that hurts your feelings.
>>33677903i don't really do that please don't make me explain it further is very complicated and stupidi just edge forever okay, and not really i'm too nervous to really connect anything i read here and keep it in my brain
>>33677898>seven ate nine!ill kms now, bye
>>33677915Why though, I haven't done anything >>33677917I read Reuters and he was dominating the news the week straight
>>33677920nta is it just me or is normal guy a fucking chad
>>33677911you're as retarded as them even though you disagree with them. being wrong doesn't get nullified by you feeling proud of yourself for having the 'right' opinion.
>>33677890people like you love to act like they're objective when it serves them. except the "like a doggy" thing betrayed that façade
>>33677905this is so sad... alright i'll try to get a bit more serious about it but it still very bothering..
>>33677922nts hold it hold it i do want you to ex0lain it further actually i am interested
>>33677921it actually boosts my self esteem, your attraction to me would be considered highly insulting and worth changing my behavior over
>>33677918That sure wasn't what I said. If you wanna try to invoke the words of our beloved Boss, you should keep in mind what He had to say about those who close the gates of heaven to others. He said they'll never get in themselves.He said those kinds of men do what they do purely to be seen as virtuous by others, with their broad phylacteries and long tassels.
>>33677922You're probably get wet at the thought of a man reading your fantasies here, don't?I want you to explain it further. Tell me what turns you on and why you think it's good to get bullied for being a horny, dirty femcel.
>>33677895>maybe even play waiterohh fuck yes... make me a smoothie...
>>33677908>>33677913Gonna be bad for them when their kids realize they have no principles or ethics
>>33677928There's a lesson in there somewhere.
>>33677935You seem very easy to influence. I hope you don't end up part of some aggressive extremist movement and spending your precious time insulting people on 4chan.
>>33677934i've used to just have a lot of conflicting feelings and just tried to accept that in the end i'm human too and have sexual desires, but still i do not feel pleasure from touching myself and i only like the concept of being intimate with someone i love, but turns out i need to go to the doctor and ask if it's even phsyically possible to penetrate me at this point
>>33677938:) I live for shit like that, you have no idea
>>33677941nah i just find cuckservatives to be very disgusting personally. one being attracted to me would mean that i was doing something very wrong
>>33677938It would seriously be so hot to fuck a bright pink girl fresh out of her scalding hot bath
>>33677884>Americans are you okay?No. 9/11 is still 9/11 it was orchestrated by the CIA. Charlie's assassination was also orchestrated too, but probably not by that closeted homo guy.
>>33677946t.
>>33677930>objective>like a doggy??? how are those even related? Would a different simile "like a horse" have been any better? Should i have said on all 4s even though i said on your knees since itll keep your back straight? Wheres this anger coming from, its so random? What phrase would you have liked better?
Simps are class traitors for the foid bourgeoisie.
>>33677946>one being attracted to me would mean that i was doing something very wrongA lot of tradcucks seem to be attracted to what they can never have. Like some hatefuck fetish.
>>33677947penises can get burned, right? what if i was uncomfortably hot inside?
>>33677947The pussy would be INSANE, yes. She got us both good with that post
>>33677946You see, you get worked up to easily. I suggest you go outside more and meet people with different povs. I believe in you!
>>33677939Dude no one cares....You're not understanding what we're telling you. You say this shit to try to make them feel bad. It does not work and only does the opposite. What the fuck are you trying to prove? I'm in a similar boat you're in yet you're even starting to piss me off....
>>33677937i'm hiding under the bench right now, i will soon turn invisible
>>33677957I take hot showers too. My penis can take it.
>>33677936You sure have a lot of judgement for me (f and euro btw) but apparently you are completely oblivious to your own hypocritical cherry picking of what christianity and Jesus actually preach. I will not respond to any further posts on this topic.
WomenWhat if the guy you like said "you are like a sister to me"?
>>33677956Sounds like a (You) problem, incel.
>>33677957What if I was just as burnt?I wonder it would feel for you if I was the one coming from the bath and pierce you.
femshits: would you date a guy that goes out of his way to avoid lying even a little bit, even if it means he'll shut someone down (like "i won't answer that" or "i have nothing to say")?telling the truth is a religious value for me. i've mentioned this before, but i avoid even white lies if i can help it. this is a large part of why i am quiet, in fact.
>>33677965That would be greatly appreciated. You sound like an idiot. Ugly American man here.
>>33677961I curved my shots like in Wanted and hit the foids and incels
>>33677959>her ass already tingling from the bath, making the spanking more intense
>>33677968>n-no u :(lol tradcucks...
>>33677955its just male nature
>>33677967"kinky"
>tfw you crack open a frozen pizza after a long day of NEETingYup.
wallpussy..
>>33677970I wouldn't date a dishonest man. Lying by omission is still dishonest, even if it isn't the autistic literal definition of lying. Refusing to talk to me about something is also not acceptable in a mature, adult relationship. So, no.
>>33677976[insert pick of basedjack crying behind laughing mask]
Girls, do you get your protein ;)
>>33677979I moved past this, they post here because they’re ugly and unlovable, seems fitting
>>33677981*looks at you weird* haha *stops responding to your texts and starts making excuses not to hang out with you*
>>33677946what a shame you take things so personally anon, it'd be fun to have a policy debate gf
>>33677987ew
>>33677967nag, but ive said that to a couple of my f friends who have a bf to draw the line and get the bf to get off my back. It seems to work fine, in that it hasn't led me wrong
>Sarge is going hard again
Watching my fav youtuber
>>33677967i have been little sister zoned before. so what i do is nothing basically. hope this helps
>>33677994at least he put down the thesaurus
>>33677990*gets a glowup and makes you pop a vein from rage*
>>33677994Is he a simp or an incel, make up your mind
American hours have started, thread has gone to shit.Good night, atoga.
>>33677994where?
>>33677953Kek, if you're the anon I think you are, how come everytime I talk to you you tell me something to the effect where's this anger coming from?I'm not and wasn't angry. However, on all fours would have communicated the meaning perfectly, there was no need for a simile and I think it would've been the natural and neutral way to phrase it. "Like a doggy" is unnecessary and has a humiliation-sexual undertone.
Someone I come here to ask a question I find interesting, then remember why I don't frequent this place. This is a shithole. Anyone who is a regular here is a mentally ill retard and need to go to therapy. Bye, see you in a couple weeks.
>>33677985hm, i must have explained myself poorly, i neither avoid talking about issues or lie by ommission (if i can help it; if i DO have to lie, this is the most i'd tolerate). oh well.
>>33677989idk, just ignore em. I mean its talk to the opp sex, not the same one. Don't have to worry about their simping. Its what i do
Absolut shit thread, way too passive aggressive, mean spirit, unfun all around
>>33677798>>33677823>>33677858Kek you got KEKEDForget the Christcuck shit, your gfs are some other guys' sloppy seconds KEK
>>33678002Primarily, her is increeibly mentally ill.
>>33677992Eat up
>>33677991NTA Tradcucks showing they are cucks again. They only want what they can't have, so they can just hand it off to another man anyway, lmao
Girls, are you interested in pet play? And also if you are, are you autistic to a problematic degree?
>>33678003>vghhh why can’t I talk about woman PUSSY
Why are europeans more likely to be cucks?
>>33677997You just lay down and rot?
>>33677967He hasn't said it yet, is there still hope for me
>>33677987I wish
*forcefully impregnates every male anon itt with quadruplets*
>>33678014(You)
American men are more masculine than eurocucks
>>33678019Having been there, they're all in serious denial about being citizens of The United States of Europe.
>>33678019They aren't, white American conservative men are the most likely to be a cuck, just look at the pornhub stats.
>>33678017its really rude to ask questions you clearly know the answers to...
>>33678012What
>>33678026barffff
>>33678014oh i am probably the least traditional right wing person in this thread right now. i'm really not a conservative but i would be ID'd that way by an ignorant outsider. (i also don't tthink i'd date that anon even in theory cuz their attitude is grody and implies they don't do well with others)
3 horses die each day on US race tracks...
>>33678030Grow up.
>>33678027They are just a clone of america at this point, but with higher taxes.
>>33678017well don't call it that
>>33678029It's okay if you're a little autistic. I want a girl who likes that stuff but isn't way too difficult.
>>33678035fuck off horse pussy licker
>>33678026American men is a very broad category but overall, yes, just due to lower % of European ancestry.
>>33678017Fuck no.
>>33678036Moo
Femanons, bless me and guide my hand as I do battle against the Safety department.
>>33678037It's sad to see, yeah. I get why they're so cranky on 4chan all the time.
why is anyone talking to subhuman americans
I'm leaving, this thread has extremely bad vibes. So long amerimutts
>>33678035Horse gambling is evil and you're evil if you support that gacha game in anyway
>>33678026That's not a high bar there. It's harder to be more masculine than european women.
>>33678048Everyone cares! Please stay!
Do women find it as hard to resist ragebait as men?I have a feeling the answer is no
>>33678017kind of but not really? not into the pony play bdsm weird stuff but would love to be his pet girl, wear a collar, be cherished and all that.
>>33678010>>33678048Good riddance roasties
>>33678047Some are good, docile sluts.
>>33678048You started it, milord. Please tell us again when you try and fail to close the tab again.
>>33678052It’s very easy to rage bait women because you just tell them the truth
>>33678017wish this was a normal thing for guys to be into
>>33678005>how come everytime I talk to you you tell me something to the effect where's this anger coming fromi do not regular this board, and i haven't argued with a f here in a long time (the males i dont mind trolling for a little bit). No, i have not been that guy who was doing this to you. so if i had left it as, "get on your knees", you would have been perfectly fine with that? As if that alone also would not have given you the same response? If you has gripes with that phrasing, you couldve easily just mentioned it immediately instead of weird attacks on my own physique.
>>33678040You shouldn't make shit up on the internet like that....>>33678049Race horses love to run
cocks are dicks
>>33678053>wear a collar, be cherished and all that.Would you wear cat ears too?I have never tried any pet roleplay, like a catgirl or puppygirl, but it sounds lile it can be neat.What do you think of having a cute little bell on your collar so it makes a little ringing sound with every thrust?
>>33678064insane if true
>>33678053That's exactly the degree that I like it. >>33678061I'm not sure why more aren't. I think a girl acting cute and submissive like that is the absolute dream.
>>33678061im not saying every guy is going to be begging his girl to do pet play, but i dont really see any (nonreligious/prude) guy ever rejecting you if you say this is your kink
>>33678066yes i'm definitely more of a catgirl than a puppygirl, too much of the puppy play stuff involves piss or other shit i find too weird.
male anons, is there any sex position that you do but doesn't feel that comfortable?
>>33678059Yep, like the virginity thing All these bottles with no safety seal kek
>>33678064cocks are actually socially constructed and so there is a spectrum of them and so not all cocks are dicks, the more you know.i love science.
>>33678064https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCT80HJWQ2A
>>33678073All of them, women are incapable of caring about their partners
>>33678064>good socks are thick>leaves
>>33678073Sixtyneigh
>>33678071>>33678069retards, i'm talking about the guy being a pet, not doing pet play with a girl
>>33678061I think most guys like cat ears, but I don't think most guys want to hand wash you and have you pant for them
>>33678072I don't like that stuff, but I do like the idea of a girl bringing me things with her mouth. That's more of a puppy thing but I'd be fine bending the rules a little. A kitty retriever.
>>33678078do i have to carry you or something
>>33678073The sitting at home alone, single, jacking off position.But in ages past, I didn't care much for doing it on our sides.
>>33678086No, stay away from me, I don’t want to be raped by your kind again
>>33678086well considering i mentally carry you non-stop, it's be a nice change
i would love a collar or ribbon with a little bell on it, i haven't talked to my partner about collar stuff yet we just do regular bondage on occasion. i don't know how to bring it up.
>>33675351>>33675352First two posts and I'm already seeing multiple trvkes.
>>33678072>puppy play stuff involves piss or other shit i find too weird.I... have never thought about that.I thought it was just about how you move or maybe make noises? lolLike a cargirl would maybe be a bit bratty or seductive, whereas a puppygirl would be playful and extra needy.>>33678085Forgot your NTA, buddy.
>>33678083I would LOVE to have a girl pant for me. I have a bit of a tongue fetish and I love when girls stick their tongues out in selfies and such. To have a girl come over, sit on her knees, and basically present her tongue to me that way would be the best thing ever.
>>33678089do you want a nursing handjob?
>>33678062That anon isnt a regular either, and I'm pretty sure it's you.And yes the way to word that would've been on all fours, not like a doggy.Finally, yes, I did not appreciate the phrasing, however, none of what I said was meant to be taken seriously or personally. It's just the usual stuff that gets said here.
>>33678090have you tried using your partner's native language?
>>33678090If he's already into bondage, just ask him. Worst he can do is laugh it off.
>>33678090Weirdo
>>33678082You're an autist.
Girls only get angry about the idea of a foot fetish if they know their feet are subpar.
>>33678082if three guys are getting to the same conclusion, you got a communication issue, not us
>>33678094no, i'm abstaining until the weekend. i would not do this if i were dating but since i'm not, i've saving it up for a saturday (or sunday) goonerpalooza event, which is how i choose to get my rocks off as a single boy
>>33678101bury yourself alive
>>33678104Brilliant dude you piggybacked off my post to post this cringe
>>33678095>and I'm pretty sure it's you.well, alright then...
manons, why do like us only when we talk about our fetishes or your hobbies?
>>33678094I suspect if I were offered one of these in real life that I probably wouldn't be able to keep myself from laughing.
Female kinks take too much energy for me to be into them
>>33678082And of course only the girl ones are getting multiple replies while this scared them all off
>>33678112I don’t like you at all, but you’re in a thread full of emotionally stunted manchildren. Why are you surprised? You’re basically talking to 5 year olds with sex drives
>>33678113you just have to be soothed with headpats
>>33678112I like hearing femanons (and real life human women) talk about their hobbies, goals, problems and whatever else is on their mind.
>>33678112You never talk about our fetishes
>>33677879Yes if I can also bathe with her
>>33678118Why you gotta tease me like this on a Wednesday afternoon
>>33677879>would you date a girl that likes (mundane thing)
foidsif you're not an inniewhy?
>>33678112Most of the time femanons just talk about issues with their bfI don't like hearing about it nor am I helpful
>>33678116sorry i'm just subby and not into subby guys so i have nothing to add
>>33678112your fetishes and likes (including hobbies)are interesting to hear abouti never talk about my own hobbies, but other guys do cause its what they know best and can ramble on about it. If i wanted to, for example, i could talk about physics, but it isnt fun to lecture and isnt func conversation, so i never ever will. Its more fun to talk about fun stuff
>>33678045Pray to God and jesus to protect
I lost the knack for computer science and so now I'm staring at the end of my degree without likely using it. What do I do? Should I get into the trades?
genders, how do i find the courage to ask professionals if i have impenetrable pussy?
>>33678135Femanons, not seething moid hands
women of atoga seem to offer nothing but hornyposting or hate.
>>33675331bothwhat are some disrespectful bullshit a partner could pull (besides cheating and serious crimes) that would make you consider breaking up
>>33678142the ones hornyposting are actually guys pretending to be girls
>>33678135Thank you for your kindness. The scoundrels chose not to meet on the battlefield, but I fear this victory shall not last.
I'm 24m and have never had a girlfriend. what should I do? Is it even possible to find a partner at this point if I've been living a sedentary life up until this point that led to this?
Imagine if you all weren’t ugly as fuck
Why are submissive men so annoying?All they do is just annoy the rest of us
>>33678149Just go outside?
>>33678112literally: what else am i going to talk to you about?femanons here aren't usually very engaged, and the few that do seem to worry about getting to close to me and avoid me
>>33678145Not standing up to his friends/family if they say or do something shitty. I hate cowards.
>>33678152>goes outside>gets gfthat's not how this works.
>>33678145if he looks down at me, leans for a kiss as he opens my lips, but instead spits in my mouthi'd marry him though
>>33678131How subby?
>>33678145MAny sort of emotional manipulation that could reasonably be called abuse, or if she ever hit me. Those are the reasons I dumped my last two girlfriends.
>>33678151A high percentage of submissive men are christian and white, and that demographic also makes up a high percentage of 4chan users
>>33678128
>>33678156That is the first step to getting someone to date you.
>>33678161God damn it I’m eating
>>33678161KÖECKSTOOL
What if a guy has a bellybutton fetish? He wants you to wear crop tops as often as possible.
>>33678158i dedicate myself fully to the person i love
>>33678128I've been an outie ever since puberty. Like it seriously felt like, overnight, it gained sentience and awoke.
>>33678165he's the same one who would have an armpit and foot fetish, subhuman
>>33678149Yes. Just stop doing the same things you've been doing. Get out of your comfort zone and meet new people.
>>33678165that's cute, i would do it
>>33678149What are your stats?>height>income>is your life fun enough for a woman to want to join?>How normie-passing are you from "I give speeches on stage" down to "I say y-you too to waitresses"?>face rating>raceTry to sell the product, if the product isn't good enough, improve it, that's all there is to it really
>>33678165Too bad, I have a weird outie bellybutton. You can jerk off to my piercing there, at least.
I really can't tell if girls think I'm ugly or cute. I look in the mirror and most times I think I'm ugly, I've taken pictures of myself from the side to see my side profile and it scares me, but I've been complimented a few times on a couple of different things, and one time I saw a cute girl staring at me smiling, sort of ogglingly, but I wasn't really sure what she meant. What I think was her boyfrient came out, who like me, had long hair, and she said something about loving his hair, so I don't know. I really don't know how I'm perceived, outside of that I think I stand out a bit for my hair, and that I get the sense (and maybe this is just from my own personal perceptions about myself) that what I look like creates some kind of tension that lays the groundwork on which the way I carry myself justifies me, but whether that manifests in the form of being attractive to women or not I don't know. I have a blackpilled till proven not mentality, but not blackpilled in a way where it's a conviction that makes me suicidal. My conception of how females probably see males is quite brutal, it's a conception in which a guy like me has no chance with any woman, one in which even what you would call a sub 5 woman, wouldn't even find me attractive. I'm really just posting this to hear your thoughts, male or female, and in the case that I'm overly pessimistic a more hopeful perspective would be appreciated, because I do think my perspective limits me, and I wouldn't seek to go out of my way to get a girlfriend.Even the mere suggestion of the question of getting a girlfriend makes me wonder if the concept is totally cringe for a guy like me to even entertain in my head for a second, and for years I feel like I've hardened my heart against romance.The image (picrel) sort of resonated with me when I saw it, because that particular chud image looks symbolically like a stone cold incel, his eyes and attention taken away from the matters which would pain him.
>>33678153Because men stalk and profile femanons who engage with them any further than a few replies
>>33678167Black?
>>33678175i am not reading all that
>>33678172That's good. I love bellybuttons very much and crop tops being so in style is crazy for me. It's like if girls are walking around with their boobs out for how much I enjoy it. >>33678174I love bellybuttons more than anyone else you've ever met, and I promise you there's nothing wrong with an outie one.
>>33678168Earbros... We won!
>>33678175-I know it's merly a chud version of the Deus Ex cover image, that's just how I perceived it.>>33678179It's not even long. Are you a mobilefag by chance?
>>33678153you're anonymous, how am i supposed to tell you from of the other anons?
>>33678161KEK
>>33678178Mixed, but yeh partially.
>>33678181I can't stand seeing these images from these pedophile games on here
>>33678183I'm a desktop pimp and am very reluctant to read your self-indulgent post fwiw.
>>33678183annoyingly written incelposts are 5 times as hard to read because i must consciously contain my cringe at every letter
>>33678141Cope seethe and mald
>>33678186Oh, funny. Only time I've seen an outie irl was at the pool and I was with a black friend.
What I primarily want is to ruin a cute, innocent looking girl. Somebody who nobody would ever suspect doing anything nasty.But when the doors are closed, I ruin her and pull her through the most degrading roleplays we both can come up with. Completely deconstructing her and rearranging her world view.
is chad's dairy farm ready yet?
>>33678175The Stone Cold trvecel...
>>33677967NAG but I'd fuck my sister
>>33678196you and every other man, yes
>>33678173>5'11>currently unemployed so zero>my life is empty and meaningless>idk im somewhat normie passing>ppl say i'm handsome>prefer not to say
Femanons, do you have cute feet?
>>33678196That is because you have low self esteem
>>33678168Bro don't lump the pitfags in with the footfags...
>>33678195Lipslips are one of my biggest fears, that's why I wear very generous one piece swimsuits with skirts.
Why do women hate gambling when it's easy way to make money (assuming you're good at it)
>>33678186shiet JH got that roast goin on ya feelher shit be SWANGIN ya feelShit be lookin like curtains during an earthquake when she twerks that thang
>>33678207Because (you) are not good at it, because you think you can be good at it
>>33678204>>33678201Well, which one is it?Every man or only ones with low self esteem?
>>33678203they are small and well proportioned but I would have to put more effort into exfoliating and moisturizing if I wanted to actually say they are cute
>>33678205you're just 3 days away from it, pitfags were the masters who taught you footfaggery
>>33678210every man has low self esteem
>>33678175Just maintain your hygiene and clothing and don't bother worrying if every girl ever thinks you're ugly or cute. "Blackpilled until proven not" is counterproductive and somewhat fatalistic.You're getting in your own way and really didn't need to write a post this long to get your point across. Also, you should have said perceived instead of conceived.You sound young. Don't worry about pills and incel shit. It's all a demoralization op.
>>33678202>5'11 and handsomeGo get a gf what are you even doing here? dumbass
>>33678021yeah, maybe. Just flirt with him a little, a little banter. See how he responds back(this is what id tell a guy, and im pretty sure its gonna be the same with the gender swap)
>>33678204nta, what if a shy girl likes rough things
>>33678209I have positive past returns
>>33678213I would never.
>>33678196stay away from women
>>33678214If everybody has it, then nobody has it.
>>33678211post them
>>33678208Of course she does, she started sleeping around very early LOL
>>33678227no
>>33678220you have been tainted and corrupted, there's no hope for you anymore
>>33678206Cute cute
>>33678218Dilate tranny
>>33678202>prefer not to sayWe're anonymous, dude. Who cares if you're southeast Asian?Seriously, work on that. You won't be able to hide it irl, sure, but you owe it yourself and whoever you're going to date to at least try to get rid of any insecurities you have with regards to your race.Get a job, too.
>>33678218Nooo, that can not possible happen noooo!From my experience, it's the silent ones thst have the most beautifully depraved ideas.
>>33678232sorry i don't like to step on moids and tell them how disgusting they are ewew and all of thatbtw i can't even have sex
>>33678229aw
>>33678235NTA, pretty tall for an asian
>>33678206If I had a fenced in hot tub would you wear a bikini?
>>33678238Sorry your gender identity and sex don’t align
>>33678238NTAYou gotta stop hanging out here the whole day.
>>33678111if i find the post will you tell me if it's you
>>33678208>>33678228Fuck you. My first time was when I was 17, well after puberty.>>33678231Yeh, the swimsuits are cute as fuck.>>33678242I'd consider it.
>>33678245MUST DEFEND FEMALE
>>33678244can't imagine hating women for their personality and sexual preferences desudesu>>33678245it's just today!
STOP BEING A DUMB FUCK AND TRYING TO SQUEEZE ME DRY FOR MULTIPLE DATES BEFORE WE SLEEP TOGETHER YOU PIECE OF SHITJust needed to vent
>>33678246sure
>>33678238Yeah you should apologize to yourself for having no self-worth
state genderdoes the back of your tongue fully rest against your upper palate?
>ex gf initially blocks me on ig and whatsapp>keeps blocking and unblocking me multiple times a day>notice shes online on whatsapp after I go onlinefor what purpose, im not gonna message or anything
>>33678256Girl just wants to get raped by chad she says it herself
>>33678253It’s pretty easy, when the women are chronically online foids like yourself. You get enough disgusting faggot losers simping for you anyway
Chemically unable to stop thinking about women...
>>33678258How many more times will you post this shit?
>>33678256the world will never accept stone cold shyness..
>>33678257m, yes, but i don't have a chad jaw or wtv some people say it does
>>33678269ive only posted it once
>>33678265Me too bud, I've been jerking off for 2 weeks straight. Multiple times a day.
>>33678248>Fuck you. My first time was when I was 17, well after puberty.beckhammemetellthetruth.jpg
>>33678275Did they put something in the water? What the fuck is going on? I don't think I've felt like this since I was a teenager.
>>33678264i don't follow what you're saying there, it's just another girl telling me i must be a man fantasizing because of 2 specific things like usual
>>33678237I wish I could erase every perverted degenerate freak quiet nerd girl that ruins our reputation..
M/F can answer.For the last three weeks I've been engaged in a ROMANCE ARC, involving passport mode on Tinder and CHATGPT along with DEEPSEEK as my advisors. I'm a professional, white, 6'2", and 7/10. Through the ROMANCE ARC, I've gathered thousands of likes from girls in the following locations:(1) Philippines(2) Guatemala(3) Kenya(4) Peru(5) PolandAmong some other places. I've employed screening methodology to weed out low-value assets and ensure only high-value girls hover to the top. If I lose interest in a girl, i ghost her. If she loses interest in me, she ghosts me. I've told all of these girls that in 2-3 months I'll be visiting *their* country, and my plan had been actually to visit the country of the winning girl. The winner has been Peru-girl 1, first of her kind. Peru-girl is a college-aged, gorgeous girl who's intelligent, introverted, witty, funny, and seems quite loyal, honest, and romantic. We're day 8 of matching on Tinder, and already we're Facebook status Engaged (which started off as a half-joke until she began taking it seriously), she's told her parents we're engaged, which has resulted in her starting to use the words "I love you," and genuinely act like we're engaged. It's been fascinating to observe. It's like hyperjumping through the relationship. And so far, it's working.My question for you: what are your odds for success in the ROMANCE ARC? Have you heard of a ROMANCE ARC before? If not, why not? The notion of combining technology/AI assistance to mass factory-produced romance seems logical. See attached for a full report of the ROMANCE ARC, including its history.
>>33678275Nothing special. I’ve been doing it for a decade and haven’t gotten laid yet
>>33678280Right? This is what I get for drinking tap water I guess.
>>33678281Idk, just random bullshit. Do you feel offended and/or hurt?
Another turd hanging on to my asshole pubes, refusing to drop into the whirlpool with its kin
>>33678265>tfw your subconscious makes you desireJust
>>33678282we can just coexist, why hate?
>>33678238skill issue
>>33678283Now try it in some place that isn't a 3rd world shit hole?
>>33678283bro, give a tldr, wtf
Girls, have you ever done the thing where you're laying on your back with your head over the edge of the bed and a guy fucks your throat?
>>33678282That's more deranged than anything any perverted degenerate freak quiet nerd girl has ever said to me.You are now the most perverted degenerate freak quiet nerd girl I have talked to, beating over a dozen of others, congratulations.
>>33678112Because there is nothing else to talk about with women.
>>33678283fishing with dynamite
GenderIs India number one country?
>>33678295I tried sitting in the NYC, Vancouver (CAN), and San Francisco Tinder rooms, but the amount of likes you receive per hour is just abysmally low, and the quality of assets you get is at most times horrendous, that it makes it pointless. There are genuinely gorgeous and interesting girls you get in third-world developing countries that you wouldn't get otherwise.
>>33678255>>33678259I don't know why there are two comments on that. Anyway, I changed my mind, I wont be looking for the comments.
>>33678287only when it's girls being judgy like that, makes me feel bad for anyone else like me because i got to accept myself better because of other girls that understood how i felt instead of just being super ashamedbut it's not that deep
I want him to fall in love with me
>>33678309That's Taiwan.
I hope whoever popularized the phrase "saying the quiet part out loud" gets shot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RYz3XwbyCg
>>33678311sure
>>33678315i'm not gonna sugarcoat it
>>33678312Makes sense. FWIW I am just rage baiting, forgot what you even said. Nothing wrong with your sexual tastes, desu, as long as it’s consensual and loving
>>33678238>ewew...was this a variant on "uwu"?
>>33678292Because the men assume I'm like you
>>33678315It's not a bug, it's a feature.
>>33678315Having said that...>>33678324It's obviously "ew ew".
>>33678315What really sucks is that it's a line from The Simpsons. Someone managed to find a way to make quoting The Simpsons annoying to me.
>>33678328 you too>>33678315
WomenWould you prefer your bf to be racist or not?
>>33678321ah dwdw, it's just something i'm always aware of and again i just hope other girls who didn't get over some blocks don't feel the same way when they read stuff like that>>33678324no it's ew ew spammed like a silly quote
>>33678237Trip on MKG
>>33678327What I'm hearing is that you are boring.
>>33678319bro, lol, stop>>33678311the second one gives me a (You), but the first one doesn't. I have never seen 4chan do this before, but it seems to have given a duplicate. Nothing different happened on my end when i posted either, very strange
>>33678309Is number 2 country.
>>33678336>always aware ofKinda sounds like you aren’t at peace with it
>>33678313just cast a spell>,_/\_,>( *o*) /) /) ~* ~* ~*>(You)
>>33678335racist
>>33678313Spread legs
>>33678327I thought strong independent women don't care what men think? That's very patriarchal of you
>>33678343steal a lock of his hair and put it under your pillow or feed him period cookies
>>33678338NTA you just want to play out you sexist fantasies scott-freeIm onto you!
>>33678315why? its a funny simpson line
>>33678343>/) is it bad that i can only see this as a hoof
>>33678327not the girls fault, they will say anything that is a convenience for them anyway
>>33678335Racist
>>33678343Apparently there's Etsy witches for hire. That's crazy
>>33678349No, I am all for caring for my pet and do proper aftercare.
I'll post the meme in the new thread. It will be very funny.
>>33678359>Etsy witches for hireThat is fucking hilarious.
>>33678342it's just because that reaction is one of the reasons why i'm shy irl and have troubles talking about sexual things, but doesn't mean that i feel wrong about them
i don't hate women, i just hate that relationships and people demand that you be vulnerable.>>33678176i never stalked them, though :(>>33678184>it's another "pretend you can't notice fine details and read between the lines" episodecan't wait to read how much netflix lost on this one
>>33678371It better be. Or else.
>>33678255trying to delete this says Error: Password incorrect or something, funny
>>33678373Why do foids even need this shit? Literally just exist and you'll get everything lol
>>33678379sure
>>33678374Good, good. Someone irl wouldn’t be revolted by thatAnyways, carry on
>>33678355idk how to make fingers so i did a ghost hand instead. Spooky enough for me
>>33678355kindred spirit
>>33677755MTo answer your question, I'd say it's mostly from her second partner, but it also depends on if she actually takes time to reflect (and maybe even communicate) the differences between sex with her current and past partner and if she's still carrying over expectations of how sex plays out from the first relationship.The older I get the less I get concerned about my hypothetical girlfriend/wife's body count and more about how she'll interpret my inexperience that seems inadequate for my age. You know, like, "Well if no one was having sex with him in his 20's, what's his problem and is this a red flag saying I shouldn't date him?" My romantic history is like a shitty slapstick harem manga, unironically. And so I wonder if I'm catching myself in a "you need a job to get experience but you need experience to get a job" fallacy or what? I can get first dates just fine. But do I want to continue pursuing girls after the first date? And a lot of the time the answer comes out is "No" because I have a more enjoyable relationship with a female friend than I do with her, and that's all I have to compare my relationships to. Is that enough? I don't think I should get into relationships that I think will be bad or will likely fail for the sake of "getting experience." Is that too restrictive? Am I hamstringing myself when I think to myself, "I like texting this girl a lot, but in person I don't get the same fun out of it, so I won't keep going out with her" ?
I need to cure my gf of depression and low self esteem.
Is this a disease? Why tf do I smell so much, even on days where I just sit at home? I'm skinny and use deodorant. All my shirts smell a lot even if I wear a specific shirt for just 3 hours while doing nothing.
>>33678390Always the same people
>>33678384kek, it also works if i try to delete yours too so i guess its less interesting than i thought
>>33678395>gfIs that an euphemism for your hand?
>>33678395Lmao have fun with that
>>33678396have you tried showeringalso what is wrong with smelling like yourself?
How does this make you feel?
>>33678396Do you eat a lot of garlic? Are you an alcoholic? Could you be diabetic and not know it?
>>33678340>the second one gives me a (You), but the first one doesn't.it's a glitch in time where both you and past you separately exist in the same timeline
>>33678396shower more, do your laundry, and change your diet is the basic moves to do first. You should be shitting every day btw
>>33678298nope. i have a bf and i do find that position kinda hot from porn, but in reality i'd never suggest it (despite us already having sex a billion times he's still my first and i have a weird mental hangup about not wanting to lose my "innocent gf" status by doing something too "degenerate"). unless he suggests it that is but i'm doubtful.
>>33678403sad and uncomfortable. like, THAT is what i'm missing? like that is what supposedly makes me happy?
>>33678403Confused about what the heck they're watching on TV
>>33678403The animation on that show does not interest me.
>>33678403I experienced that. She had saggy tits when I took her bra off.
>>33678398I've posted something similar in the past but I didn't ever ask it as a question, so please give me advice.
>>33678390Enjoy your sloppy seconds And remember, they never forget their first
>>33678403It mostly just makes me confused about what the goals or thoughts of the person who drew it were when they made it.
genders, what kind of pizza do you like?
>>33678411>Not letting your bf deflower you and claim you in every way possible
>>33678405nope nope and maybe 1% chance, but I don't think I have any of the symptoms really.>>33678408I do shit every day thanks. Okay let's say I already eat pretty healthy, is there something healthy in specific I should be eating more ?
>>33678416Not interested in hearing your harem thing again
>>33678403two unhappy people trying to do something that was meant for happy people, ofc it will be miserable
>>33678418>what the goals or thoughts of the person who drew it wereIf it was an incel, which is most likely, then it was to make others feel worse, because that is all they can do.
>>33678191Fuck you too faggot. I was trying to get perspective, but fucking faggots like you just see one tiny thing that's part of some pattern and then you write it off, without even reading it, as if a pattern is a rule, YOU BOX ME INTO THIS, I turn to you and you force me out. It's not a struggle to read a few small paragraphs and you didn't even read it to be able to conclusively reach anything about it. >>33678189Ironic because that's what full of himself faggot would say. Forgive me if I type like a fucking schizoid because that's just normal to me. I'm trying to give perspective into the way I look at things in the case someone else could engage with it, because I don't know how normal it is.>>33678215Maybe it is, I just don't know if my very being is almost humiliating. I struggle with a lot of different things that go on in my mind, and I think my fatalistic mindset might be a bit of a cope. It helps me get on in life better. I might be autistic but I really don't know, I have no idea.>You sound young. Don't worry about pills and incel shit. It's all a demoralization op.I am, I'm only 20. I'll try not to let myself be demoralized. It's worth also noting that I was homeschooled in my teenage years so I have no experience with girls my age. Makes me feel almost like an alien.
>>33678420>AsanagiWhy does this picture exist
>>33678420MNo pineapple, no olives, no fish.
>>33678421he has deflowered me, but he's never asked for that so his fault (unless he just doesn't care about trying this position, which i guess technically is a good sign lol)
>>33678420fspicy - put all the garlic, onions and chili on itthen some ham and mushrooms and when it's done, arugula
>>33678420MPineapple, tuna, peppers, meat
>>33678403Other than what's on tv, this sorta scenario would actually be like a dream to most people here. Grown old and a little less fit, but you and your wife just having sex on the couch and your only focus is on each other. Would be nice.
>>33678433You stink
>>33678417
>>33678425Is their whole life just imagining that whatever happens it will be disappointing?
>>33678420mit kinda depends on my mood but honestly, just cheese and bacon is perfect imo.
>>33678420MGreen and red peppers, jalapenos, tomato and pepperonidelicious
>>33678335he can be a little racist against white people, as a treat
>>33678426Why don't you stop asking retards online who can't see your face and talk to irl women. It's not rocket science.
Oh, when they come for meCome for meI’ll be gone
>>33678441They suffer from "if everybody is miserable and evil, then it's ok if I am miserable and evil" - they want to drag you down to their level.
>>33678426sarge won't you kill urself, for me, pretty please?
>>33678452No sorry racists are cringe
>>33678420pineapple. and jalapeño
Is chatgpt correct?>When you shift your focus to your life, work, hobbies, social circle, physical fitness, women can sense when a guy has his life on track and isn’t “desperately hunting.”>When you expand your circle.>If your contact with women is limited to coworkers and occasional hookups, you're limiting your options. You need to put yourself out there: apps (yes, they work if used well), events, friends of friends, even courses.>When you learn to spot real signs of interest.>Genuine interest looks like: she starts the conversation, laughs but also asks about you, agrees to go out without hesitation, shows availability.
>>33678420other than that girl pizza you just posted, simple tomato+basil+mozz+olive oil drizzle is perfect. Pineapple is good on normal pizza too. Those detroit style ones from Little caesar are amazing - this is what i'd love to go for regularly.
>>33678432I had a hunch, most men have been taught not to fully unleash their sexuality. You should tease him to unleash it. It's easy to do so once he realizes you women are all horny perverts.
>>33678423Oh, that's what your upset about? I should've used the word romance or ecchi instead of harem but I hastily replaced "romcom" for it because I already used the word "slapstick." >>33678417Yeah, like I'm ever gonna forget the first titcow I touched either right? Like the other anons say, the standards change as you get older.>>33678440kek worst case scenario maybe.
>>336784521. No.2. Sarge?
why do i feel so sad and hollow when i think about girlsi'm not even an incel. had relationships. been in love. even deeply in love before, the kind of "in love" you can only be if you have boundary issues.it's like none of it is worth it. the highs are so nice, the lows are worse though and intolerable for me. i want intimacy so bad, and yet i find it disgusting and idk how to square these things but it causes me a fuck ton of anguish
>>33678459>Is chatgpt correct?I wouldn't know, I don't read AIslop.>>33678452
>>33678403ugly fat people have sex too, preferably with each other, as pictured there. i'm happy for them
>>33678460Very nice
>>33678459ask chatgpt?
>>33678459Yeah but this is some basic ass knowledge, no shit more options makes you more attractive. Why do you think women lust after married men so much
there is so much pizza i've never tried
>>33678464I’m not upset, just not interested
>>33678459i can't wait for aibros to selectively remove themselves from the gene pool via listening to robots instead of making human connections
>>33678420I don't like pizza. I think it's the sauce. I get cheese sticks when I go to pizza places and I like those. I'll pick up an order of cheese sticks from Papa John's about once a week.
>>33678466Deal with it nigga, you think we have it any better?
>>33678477palate of a five month old
>>33678464Yeah but you couldn't keep her, she ran off to be in Chad's harem right Kek
>>33678459Yes
>>33678476You sound like you're scared of getting replaced by superior robowaifus
>>33678471i dunno, it wasnt basic to me. all my life i was treated like shit>>33678476shit like this is why i dont make human connections
>>33678480nta>my cheese bread is more mature and sophisticated than your cheese bread
>>33678420MCheese with ranch dressing is the only way to eat pizza.
>>33678488yesthere is nothing not to like about tomato sauce
>>33678480My tastes have actually gotten more restrictive since I was a kid. I used to eat pizza, mac and cheese, spaghetti, and I won't touch any of those foods now.
>>33678492just kys at this point
>>33678494he's just american
>>33678484no i actually cannot wait to have an aibf persocom with a detachable, vibrating cock and no thoughts or drive off his own other than to please me, no way to get me pregnant, who mines crypto when i'm not around or when i'm sleeping so he can earn me money.
>>33678476funny, i cant wait for my bots to replace humanity. humans really are vile things, we have an opportunity to create a successor worthy of glory instead of one that'll struggle to even think to reach.
>>33678486For autists like us we have to figure out this knowledge the hard way. Once you do though it'll be easy cause women love autistic men
>>33678422like the other guy said, avoid alcohol and garlic. Actually, any alliums like onions or green onions too along with that garlic. Dairy products and meats have sulfur. Leafy greens also have them, but try to keep eating veggies and other fiber to maintain your shit levels. Onions might also have sulfur too, idk look up the foods. So avoid those for like 1-2 weeks too. Then see if you start smelling better, while also doing the showering and house-stuff cleaning. Sleep and exercise affects hormones, so maybe get good exercise and sleep too with no blocked throat or nose while you sleep on a clean bed. Along with water, eating fiber and regular bowel movements is the biggest 'eating more' thing you can do; otherwise its normally remove foods. if you've noticed that it indeed has worked after the cut, then slowly add things back in cause nobody deserves to live without those foods in their lives
>>33678463sure, but I think he just has his preferences and likes to stick to those. I happen to like them too so no issues.
>>33678447I'll try to do that when the opporunity even presents itself, which the last 7 or so years of my life has precluded. I don't know where or how a guy even does that, save chance interactions in day to day life. What I said in my post also concerns the mindset with which I even interact with women. I don't know how outgoing a guy is supposed to be. Like I said, I was homseschooled in my teenage years so whatever developemental milestones that would occur therein to answer that question, didn't.
>>33678420i put red pepper and honey on my pizza, its really good
Nobody likes youEveryone left youThey’re all out without youHaving fun
Have you got a cat? I bet if it turned human it would tell you you're the biggest loser ever and go off to become a millionaire.
Is a woman who has sex on the first date marriage material
>>33678499nta that's cute but i don't think he would be aware of persocoms, he's jacking off to ai generated 2B images at the moment
>>33678473Not interested in what exactly?>>33678472One time my friends just started loading their pizza up with kiwis and melons, shit was crazy >>33678481I friendzoned her because I didn't want to be in a LDR among other holdups, then helped her get with a socially awkward, EE PhD virgin who liked her but clearly wasn't going to make any fast moves on his own.
>>33678513i don't care, lmao
am i the only one who still wants humans
>>33678511It would have to feel like love
>>33678499So you're saying companies should sell ai husbandos packaged with a free trip to the sperm bank? I'm a fucking genius
>>33678519no
>>33678511if she puts out on the first date it's because she doesn't see you as marriage material.
>>33678477what about the sauce do you not like? I dislike ketchup but i know the reasons why
>>33678519yes
>>33678511My old college roommate has been dating the same girl for 4 years and they had sex within 45 minutes of meeting each other. So if it's the right person, maybe?
>>33678504Thanks anon, I'll try more exercise probably since I seem to stay skinny not from exercise but rather just from not eating too much. The only other issue I can think of is that I drink maybe 3 cups of coffee every day (with almond milk, I'm not vegan but I prefer it with coffee ngl), maybe coffee can affect it?
>>33678505That's fine, I'm just saying, you never know what he really wants if he hasn't told you. I know how men think
>>33678463>you women are all horny pervertsWe're not the ones holding 12 year olds in our basements for years
>>33678519i would date/fuck a robot, even an animal, over a human by this point. sorry. if it makes you feel better, i myself am barely human so that i don't want to fuck you even in theory shouldn't mean much.
>>33678504>Onions might haveS-O-Y, not onions. Eggs too
>>33678523women wouldnt marry chad?
>>33678521obviously, see some moids seem to think we're threatened by the existence of sexy fembots because they don't seem to realize you can also make sexy manbots with horse cocks and built in vibrators and even semen insertion.
>>33678511as a guy that prefers relationships over flings, i would definitely like her way more
>>33678531>even an animal
>>33678503I dunno, after making that question i'm torn, on one hand you ask for some help and people will want to kick you while you´re down, on the other hand there is a minority that isnt like that, im just glad this shit is anonymous, but i don't think i want anything to do with other people after all
Give me your best humblepost.
>>33678519i love kids, and am pretty good with them, but in this economy? It's hard to sell it
>>33678530This is some weird ass projection but okStatistically women like rape more than men. Insane but true
>>33678538really am not a people person
>>33678542>cannot distinguish fantasy from realityeveryone please stop talking to this schizo
>>33678540Humblebrag. Eh firget it ill just cut my seld
>>33678511I can't say but I've only fallen for girls who've put out on the first date. Is she really your soulmate if that doesn't happen?
>>33678542Actions speak louder than words, men DO rapes FAR more often then women do
>>33678506Yes yes, we're all autistic here. There's no easy way around it. If you don't go out and risk being a fool you'll never learn. I learned eventually.
>>33678548nta, but have you ever married one? the question is about marriage not love
>>33678524I just don't like the taste. Recently I tried cheese pizza again. I took a few bites and I could force myself to eat it, but I just wished it was just a cheese stick instead.
for the females, honest thoughts on men that are shorter than you
>>33678554have you tried white sauce pizza? you might like it if you don't like tomato
>>33678527never heard that, but maybe, yeah. I used to take allergy meds very irregularly, and separately i had a heart arrhythmia very irregularly. There's a good change the meds were causing it, but i've stopped now. Even the most innocent seeming things you do regularly or not can cause problems you don't know.gl narrowing it down
>>33678553Why would you marry a girl you don't love as deeply as you've loved others
>>33678556i'm pretty short myself so i wouldn't want it
>>33678556Honestly pretty amazed, that he's shorter than 5'1 and a half
>>33678511I married a women who fucked on the first date (several times). We have a kid and life is going pretty great, mostly.
>>33678557I haven't tried that. I'd be willing to.
>>33678544>>33678549I never said commit. My point still stands that women are horny perverts, and that's not a bad thing either
>asked a girl if she wants to hang out>she says yes >ask her where she wants to go>says a coffee shop and later a comic book shopIs this a good sign?
>>33678565CUUTET_T
>>336785566-3" shorter: no thanks2-1" shorter: cutesame height: cuuuuute1-6" taller: ideal6-11" taller: not ideal but doable1ft+: too tall. rejected
boobakissing her under the eargetting neck kissesrelaxgiggling and chuckling while we eat together
>>33678565>>33678540
>>33678568Ask her if she's excited for Rook Exodus to be coming out again.
>>33678554well, no one is gonna make you eat what you don't wanna eat. >don't like the tastesorta vague, but that's fine. Maybe it's the oregano, maybe the sugary taste, maybe the texture of the sauce, or maybe just the taste of tomato. Im guessing you don't like pasta then either?
>>33678561you would hopefully marry a girl that you've loved more deeply than others
>>33678556i'm 5'5" and live in a "tall" euro country so i rarely if ever see this. i think 5'4" is really really short for a guy from here and i think my so called cutoff point is way higher than that. 5'7" probably if i have to give an exact americana number.
>>33678570Tf is the difference between cute and idealCute just means you see him as a little bitch right?
>>33678567Shut up coombrain
Some anonette here not long ago posted a scene from a hungarian movie, if you're here anonette, could you pls tell me the title of the movie?
>>33678539That's how it is on this bitch of an earth
>>33678568Unrelated to your post other than the picture>man: Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall>king: Who?>man: The big egg guy>king: the what?>man: we need all your horses and men to put him back together>king: Uh, okay. *turns and whispers to adviser* what the fuck is going on?
>>33678585the turin horse :)
>>33678565based chad behavior
>>33678590Thank you :* :*
>>33678583Make me foid
>>33678582nta but cute = preferred but not viable for one reason or another
>>33678593:*
>>33678588but why do people feel the need to pieces of shit?
>>33678582why are moids so toxic? cute means i like how he looks. don't worry, words can't hurt your testosterone levels. yes i've dated someone the same height as me. i've never actually met a man who was shorter than me.
>>33678566Different anon, but if you have anywhere nearby that does a pizza with white sauce and clams, try it.
What traits/behaviors are you looking for when out on a first date? What would make you say, "This was a good first date"?
>>33678605what in all seven hells makes you think that someone that can't even eat tomato sauce can stomach clams?
>>33678596don't answer for me, dumb slut. i call my bf cute all the time and his dick doesn't shrivel up and fall to the ground due to lack of sufficiently masculine commentary
>>33678566chicken alfredo pizza is criminally underrated
>>33678608it's a good date if I can find out they like are fans of space patrol luluco.
>>33678609Stranger things have happened. The pickiest eater I know eats cottage cheese out of the container, which is maybe the grossest thing I can imagine eating.
>>33678601How was my post toxic in any way. I asked a legitimate question. >>33678596Makes sense, thank you for your reasonable response
>>33678420fpotato, margherita, new york slice. but the pizzas i like the most barely fit the definition of one, no mozzarella or sauce of any kind and they're thick and cut into squares. they're from a bakery near my hometown and they're the best
>>33678608it was fun
>>33678420MGarlic White sauce thin crush jalapeño and pineapple, meat optional. Chicken or bacon goes well with it
>>33678608If she's trying to get to know me and revealing her sense of humor rather than aura farming
i will not be a dumb slut
>>33678618>you see him as a little bitch>how was my post toxicmoid logic
>>33678601nta but it's not nice to generalize>>33678608mhaven't gone out on a date in like a decade but mostly my impression would hinge on how comfortable i'd feel being around them again. do we get along well enough that i don't have to plan, or are you gonna make me anxious hours before the date?
>>33678628too late
>>33678600Reread this post>>33678588
>>33678608If she expresses an incredible passion for sucking dick and then demonstrates it, making me believe that her sucking my dick was the highlight of her day, then that's the best possible trait she could show.
>>33678632you're the dumbest sluttiest one of them all
>>33678618NTA, Lmao, men sure read what they want to read.
>>33678611i'm a guy and i'll and i will answer for you if i want. i'm not even wrong. nobody is implying whatever weird schizo interpretation you have that anon is just trying to figure out what you mean after you had a woman moment and started writing mixed signals. SWERVE.
>>33678608if we forget the time, if we end up taking the other to one of our favorite spots, if we end up making a whole weekend out of a date, if we laugh, if we choke up, if we feel fuzzy, if we kiss, if we are left wondering what it feels like to be skin on skin, if we never want it to end, if it feels like we've known each other much longer than we do, if we're already excited for the next date before this one even ends
>>33678617cottage cheese is delicious, wtf are you on about
>>33678628That’s pretty hot *puts my crotch at face level to you*
>>33678420MMargherita is my favorite, but I like a lot of different toppings. If I'm getting pizza from a really good place, I'll probably just opt for Margherita or cheese.I had a really good pizza once with balsamic, artichoke hearts and Gorgonzola. I also love anchovies. If I'm getting fast food chain pizza, I usually go for pepperoni or salami with onions or banana peppers.
>>33678601>why are moids...I really hate women like you
>>33678647Ain't for me. I dunno what it is; it just doesn't sit well or feel good going down. It's the only thing besides natto that I pretty much will not eat.
>>33678648why do moids do this?
>>33678653good, women like me hate little bitch boys so the feeling is mutual
>>33678644get a load of this fucking female
>>33678552Alright. I guess I'll have at it, or at least I'll try. I don't even have experiences to even know where you find a girl outside of something like a college, to even know the sorts of situations in which I could, but how would you even go about approaching a girl? I know what it's like to have palapable moments of autism and I imagine if I approached a girl only to be identfied as a freak, I'd want to kill myself.
>>33678655it's just tiny mozzarella balls
>>33678635ok, alright. I guess there is no point in going back into a spiral of self-pity and just move on
>>33678659get a female load of this fucking
>>33678630You know you're really pissing me off. Stop calling me a moid NOW
>>33678608MIf the time passes effortlessly without either of us glancing at our phones, it was a good date.If you're on your phone constantly, I do not want to date you.
>>33678662cottage cheese isn't mozzarella
>>33678608MThere are very few women I feel comfortable joking, touching, and clowning around with, so any girl that enables that and I feel like I'm having fun with is a good date.>>33678626>>33678644I like what both of these anons said
>>33678643so you aren't even a woman and you're answering a question directed to a woman, incorrectly? the only mixed messages are your neurons misfiring in your brain.
How can I become schizo enough to start hallucinating a waifu who loves me and wants me to do better? I can't bring myself to do things for myself, but I could if it was making an anime girl upset.
>>33678673you don't say
>>33678657Sorry *unzips pants*
>>33678577I do not like pasta at all. I don't even look looking at it or hearing other people eat it.
>>33678583>coombrainA term I haven't heard in some time.
>>33678662And I even like Buratta and fresh mozzarella. I just really can't get down with cottage cheese for whatever reason.
>>33678644comfy
Was the female vote a mistake? Like I think everyone should have a voice but then women do shit like this and I get worried they're ruining my country
>>33678679is he going to moid all over the place?
>>33678644You're a good writer
>>33678676Someone please post the picture of the noose with an anime girl reaching a hand out
>>33678670You're right, I'm being so rude. My deepest apologies for hurting your feelings with my awful comments.
>>33678682ntayou were stuck in your gooncave with no human contact for too long, take breaks next time
>>33678688Thought you said "voice" for a second and I was like, tf?
>>33678688>flocking for St. Chaddeus Luigiare you surprised?
>>33678675i'm derailing a conversation like i've done a thousand times before. sorry for calling you out in the process.
>>33678693
>>33678693I know it, so I can just picture it in my head if you want (I think... idk if I can rotate it)However I don't want to die, I want the psychosis to help me do better.
>>33678631you're eastern european anon, right?
>>33678700The opposite, I don't interact with gooners a lot.Coombrain is something I only ever heard on /r9k/.
>>33678676tulpa general on /x/. you're welcome.
>>33678693>>33678711Yes, all pedos should rope themselves
>>33678708i love you shapeshifter-chan
>>33678658oh looky, a toxic bitch got upset at me. guess it takes one to know another?
>>33678716i'm sorry to break the record, anon
>>33678714no, i'm that schizo anon that is melting his brain with research chemicals instead of going to therapy and post about it from time to time
>>33678717Ooooh, I forgot about the tulpa threads. Good idea, maybe they've got better methods better than they used to.
>>33678688Unironically, yes. It's led to the breakup of the family unit, because it makes no sense to have the woman vote differently from the man. As well as single voter issues where parties can sway a large amount of votes by simply talking about abortion and ignoring any other issue.
>>33678726No problem, fembot.
>>33678608>What traits/behaviors are you looking for when out on a first date? Treats other people well, not just me>What would make you say, "This was a good first date"?it was easy being around her, we both laughed, the mood felt light
americanslop incoming again...
>>33678695Thanks babe
>>33678734nope, the whole thing has gone to shit over the last decade. but it is the closest you'll get to waifunancing (and it's worth it imo)
>>33678727>i'm that schizo anonif you only knew how little that narrows it down :p research or "research", anon?
>>33678743rent free
>>33678688>Was the female vote a mistake?Yes, but then again, allowing most people to vote was a mistake. it should be earned
malebots who can impregnate someone are not very ideal. how am i supposed to know that we will have good children if he's all man-made and nothing comes from the hard work of nature itself and evolution?i'm still on the human side
>>33678743Why bother using one of our websites if you can't stand us, anon?
femcels who post here all day need to be banned.
>>33678763Why do you want to have children?
>>33678746lmao i do the stimulant + neuroplasticizer, so "research" although i take it seriously as i am trying to solve problems here. i also occasionally phoxpost (did it here >>33677868 but work was refusing to be engaging so i ended up coming back here). sorry to disappoint. craving eastern european anonymous posts, eh?
>>33678766sometimes you're away or more quiet
>>33678706i'm not american, so i am. why did he kill the guy and why is he being supported for it?
>>33678772a lot of animals want to have children at some point, i'm one of them
>>33678769Only one.But she is not really a femcel.
>>33678776Sure. I think you might just like getting negative attention from us. You wouldn't be posting like this here otherwise.
>You're not owed a relationship!!!Humans cooperate to survive and take care of each others' needs, including romantic/sexual/reproductive.You have two options: either get married and have children with your childhood friend, or get gangraped and beheaded by invaders.Femanon, which one would you like the most? I'm guessing the latter.
>>33678784is it because she's a man or because she has a bf?
>>33678763If he treats you well, his friends well, his family well, strangers well, animals well, and other children well, odd's are that he's gonna be a good dad when he helps raise the kids. That type of personality is a mixture of natural genetics and hard earned work, so good things will likely be passed on. Emphasis on likely, not assuredly.
>>33678781>why did he kill the guyCEO bad>why is he being supported for it?person <21 years of age voice: "CEO bad alao i like to have strong opinions about topics i know nothing. there are more than two genders."
>>33678769not her, but you could just ignore her
>>33678711Thank you, this is the one I was looking for
>>33678688>>33678738>>33678757Women voting was not a mistake. If one group can vote for their interests and another cannot, then you'd create a 2nd class citizen. That's antithetical to the egalitarian principals our republic was founded upon.No, the woman vote was not a mistake.The mistake was the women voting poorly.
>>33678800So the reason was solely because he was the CEO of a company? there was no "muh company is evil because they profit of child labour in Liberia"?
>>33678783How would you raise them?
>>33678811like any other family would, why?
>>33678809He was the CEO of a health insurance company that had a very, very high rate of denying its customer's claims. I'm not one of Luigi's cheerleaders but get why the media was able to get so many people stuck on this.
>>33678808>egalitarian principalsTradcucks don't believe in equality, the are extreme egoists.
>>33678802not her either, but her posting style and content is so similar to other femanons (apparently intentional) that she makes the rest of us look bad
>>33678809Nta but this is a reminder that privatized health care in America is dog shit and evil
>>33678773How's the experiment going?kek, why does it sound like i buy eastern european posts in dark back alleys
>>33678688for me it's the part where the judge said that the terrorism charge needed to be dropped because his motive was the <exact definition of terrorism>
just interact more with others then
>>33678828Nta just wanted to say I think it's good pointing out creeps, assholes, manipulators and the like.By accepting their shit and letting it go by unnoticed, you enable them.
>>33678688Women can never again criticise male tastes after Luigi fiasco
>>33678808lol, lmao. you had a fundamentaly flawed system and you just made it worse by expanding it with female suffrage, it allowed for dogmatism on steroids but somehow my vote is worth the same as that of a woman that doesnt even have to fight in the military for her own country
>>33678828how does she makes the rest of us look bad while apparently having a similar posting and content style
>>33678842you in the military boot boy?
>>33678820>>33678832my country has public healthcare but people buy insurance anyway, turns out that when shit is free the waiting lines tend to go on for years on end, even when you need immediate treatment
>>33678795i feel like my answer would be too messy but i think it's just a matter of feeling catfished, maybe i'll be able to say it clearly when it will become more common, i'm not mentally there yet
>>33678791Doubt she is able to hold one for more than a few weeks
>>33678809basically. people have zero conception of how the health care industry works, but are happy to cheer it on because healthcare sucks atm and it's a popular thing here in america, if you are young, to romanticize government-provided healthcare right now
>>33678828>apparently intentionalwtf, she admitted this?
>>33678825I am a "tradcuck" I'm just slightly less retarded than some of my peers. It's much better to just place the blame at the feet of women than to blame those who gave them the power of voting.
>>33678851(s)he admitted to pretending to be other anons and derailing convos because "it's funny"
>>33678852I volunteered, it was a waste of my time
>>33678853>my country has public healthcare...too and what you describe is not the case here at all, especially for immediate treatment.
>>33678862post proof, from possibly the femanon you're talking about, so i can hopefully set your hearts in peace
>>33678863kek
>>33678837why are you lying
>>33678862you mean this anon >>33678708
>>33678867It's literally in this thread>>33678708
>>33678808The "fundamental egalitarian principles" of the Republic only included White men of good moral character, not retarded women nor lesser races.
>>33678873??? that's not me lmao, also i know it's impossible to make it clear, but i really don't care much about things here and today i'm just being more active
>>33678854I know a guy who there is a decent chance probably should not have been a father. It takes a long time and a lot of interactions to really see if two people are compatible. Cat fishing is bad, yeah, especially if you get scammed out of money or something, but even long term relationship can be fucked like this. Lots of marriages need therapy for lots of reasons, and something like this is one of them.Wishing you luck to getting mentally there, hope you find a good guy.
>>33678872>>33678873yeah, shapeshifter https://archived.moe/adv/thread/33631923/#33633486
>>33678808The female vote was an experiment, and I think we can all see at this point that it has failed.
>>33678688Even the "shy" "autistic" "indoors" women who are supposedly "not like the others" are marching in, just hiding their faces.
imagine my delight to find that i, too, am being impersonated
>>33678885so this is a dude who pretends to be a woman, in an attempt to derail the thread, fucking hell
>>33678887why are you diagnosing random women in a video with autism
>>33678887>>33678840Luigi earned that attention from his actions, I'm not even mad
>>33678897well he's hot too so that helps
>>33678870I'm not
>>33678834responded in the next thread btw >>33678895
>>33678893There are a couple nutcases hereAtoga being the only thing that is 'fun' for them in their lifeWhen you notice they are online its best to just close the tab
>>33678866just a matter of time before it also breaks down
>>33678875>white menif the greeks are white >of good moral characternope, of noble birth nta, btw
>>33678873is it really hard to imagine that not everyone wants attention or whatever else you're saying?
>>33678894I'm not. They're the ones who call themselves autistic to say they aren't like other women, but then go and do the exact same the other women do.>>33678897True, I guess.
>>33678901It certainly does. Those damn foids being attracted to attractive men!!
>>33678909Nice timezone.
>>33678894nta, but those women certainly have some sort of mental illness
>>33678893he's gaslighting the thread claiming he isn't here all day long, but his modus operandi is the samehttps://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/33666726/#q33668549https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/33672895/#q33675379
>>33678913when did they do that?
>>33678917Basicslly sarge but thinking he is funny, but nobody is laughing.Quite sad.
>>33678917if you're talking about me still, i did say that i was here all day todayand those posts are not from me, sorry if i'm adding to the confusion if it's not me>>33678915late
>>33678902The judge ruled that prosecutors did not provide a sufficient argument that Luigi's intent was to coerce a civilian population.
>>33678875They shuffled the deck when they got to that point and said "let it be decided at a later date" and let the States decide individually how they vote. There wasn't even a popular vote attempted for the first 30 years. The whole original premise was each state having electors that decide, and the states themselves determining how they pick those electors. Every state switched over to popular vote because it was popular.AFAIK a state could restrict voting to "land owners" or something if they wanted to, still.
Fuckers, go to the new thread >>33678512Losers can stay here
>>33678890we share in this delight together. shit's funny. they don't even realize how successful we were lmao.
>>33678928>if you're talking about me stillNobody was talking about you.Nta
>>33678950but i was put in the middle of it and i just wish people knew i really don't want to have any impact on them, sad
>>33678959grow up.
>>33678967sure sure
>>33678837The 1% isn't part of the larger population
>>33678199many would
