Last time on /atoga/: >>33875355
I feel like all my problems would go away if I had a girl to have sex with
>>33878508this, but my own blood sister
>>33878510Fuck off
>>33878510Wow, her boob fat got pushed all the way into her arms, that's incredible
>>33878510lame
>>33878517What I mean is that's how it was advertised. Not too low, no cleavage, not tight at all on the top. Her boobs aren't even small or anything either. She has average size looking breasts.
>be me>Checking into hotel>Receptionist asks for a photo ID>Hand her my cac or military id>Looks at it then my face>She goes "you're so cute">Come back down for snacks>She states she has a concussion>So likely wasn't just flattery, though she did seem like a very nice person was probably specific to me>Feels good bros
>Me with my humble 5 incher
>>33878521It's a $5 Temu top modelled by a flat Asian. WTF did you expect.
>>33878510Aha, the culprit is the low cut on the sides that allow tiddy to escape. But when the choice is between that or giga cleavage, it's quite a dilemma. This is why "it literally doesn't matter, boobs good" answers aren't helpful!!
male anons what do you think of what i got for my Halloween costume?
>>33878525THATS FLAT TO YOU?! "Look at me I expect all women tone Pamela Anderson!"
>>33878509yo?
She's thinking about another man while she's with you. Sorry bro.
>Pale >Small boobs>Straight black hairYeah im thinking WIFE>Tan>Big saggy boobs>Curly brown hairYeah im thinking WIFE
>>33878529Needs Halloween theming otherwise your girlfriends will get on your ass and start "slut shaming" you
who wants to be thread crush for the day?
>>33878529"Sexy algebra teacher" is an odd choice but I respect it
>>33878537No
>>33878537veiny cock anon
I applied to so many jobs. Why have none of them emailed me back yet????
>>33878527You see what I mean when I say that it being lower than anticipated and that side cut just makes it a little bit too problematic no matter how well the rest of it fits. It sucks because it is good durable material too... But I suppose I just have to go with my backup option unless you think the right bra COUKD help?
>>33878541A military recruiter near you would be very interested!
State genderWould you date a Team Aqua grunt?They genuinely believe the world should be flooded, but are otherwise pretty normal.
>>33878543not American, sorry
>>33878523What branch?
>>33878540what?
>>33878531there is no sweeter fruit than the forbiddenfiring molten baby batter into your own kin elevates you to the realm of the gods
>>33878547Airforce. Cac still looks cool as hell though, unlike my blues. Except maybe my trench coat. I love my trench coat.
>>33878542Yyyyep, I've encountered this exact problem before too. It really looks cute, I'm upset on your behalf lol. I'm sure there's a bra out there that would solve everything, but that comes back to the same problem where you'd have to own it already, and I think we're out of time :(>>33878544F, yeah sure I love water
>>33878523It was still probably specific to me*
>>33878532this is why you should never love a woman more than she loves you. Always leave her with that feeling of insecurity that she'll lose you if she doesn't keep on the ball.
>>33878550Ew
>>33878554>Always leave her with that feeling of insecurity that she'll lose youThe hard part is, this doesn't work unless you've demonstrated high value and would actually be a loss if you left her.
>>33878529What is the costume supposed to be? Am I stupid
>>33878544Magma>Aqua
>>33878529I'm just gonna be a corpse painted gal with a witch hat and pass out candy.Balerina is a nice choice.
>>33878555Aircrew mind you!
>>33878544M, no way, I'm all about Team Magma.
>>33878538>alright class, today we will be learning about rings and fields, fortunately these are the only rings we will needtbc this is a 400 level university math textbook not the high school algebra we all know and love
>>33878521Respectfully anon, you know your own bra size, so how did you think you could pull off the same look as this slender Stacy??
>>33878560That's better but any content I ever see about you guys or any time I hear a former enlisted talking it always comes across so whiny and you crying about nothing
>>33878557Sorry i didnt include the important part cause i dot have it, im going to be a sexy enderman
“Hey can I ask you something?”“Yeah!”“Do you have a boyfriend?”if “Yes” > “sorry for bothering you”If “No” > “can I ask you another question?”If “no” > “nevermind then. Sorry for bothering you”If “yes” > “I think you are very beautiful. And I would like you to be my first kiss”
>>33878556it's a balancing act. You can't go full "You're just a fuckhole to me and I can replace you in three seconds" because unless you're gigachad they will call your bluff. if on a 1-10 scale her love scores an 8, yours should (appear) to be a 6 or 7. obviously show some love, but don't be desperate about it. You have to play games with women. it sucks, but it's how their psychology works. if you treat them like people they lose interest
>>33878558>>33878561tfw no bf to do the M pose with
>>33878564I've had to PT in the rain, I don't see how that isn't hard !
>dressing up for HalloweenYou aren't kids anymore...
>>33878562ahhh scary higher mathematics, I stopped understanding math in my first year in uni ;_;
>>33878540WHERE
>>33878566What is this
>>33878566do NOT attempt the last option in this dialogue tree unless you have at least 80 points in charisma
>>33878572You are allowed to dress up as a go go hoboranger.
>>33878566my general gameplan (I only hunt on the beach)"you looked lonely, let's enjoy the sun/sunrise (I usually go to the beach early in the morning) together!" "so why are you here on a weekday?""have you had breakfast yet, I know a place nearby we can walk to"
>>33878566You need to have small talk first when talking to women. They do this to filter out weirdos.
>>33878572Luckily they also make costumes for people shaped like adults ;)
Women would you date a man who insists on buying physical games?
>>33878572I dress up as a Nazi officer and knock on my neighbours doors, asking if they have heard of any jews, gypsies, or homosexuals around lately.
>>33878578I don't think you should ever try that last option
>>33878551The only solution I could see would be trying to put a short sleeve tight fitted shirt underneath of it, but that would really ruin the look I'm going for... It'll be reused next spring when I've actually figured out a good use for it!>>33878563The measurement seemed to check out, that model IS the size of my bust. The actual fit of the actual dress does not accommodate that size though. I ordered the sane size shown, a small. I don't know what kind of wizardry they used for this or if it's really just that airbrushed? There weren't reviews for this specific item, but the brand has fantastic reviews. Everything else fits very well except that very top of the chest.
>>33878572Youre right, im not trick or treating im going to frat parties and youre not invited cause youre a MOID
>>33878589Shut up virgin
>>33878584Yes, I could date a physical collector.
>>33878591Golddigger
>>33878582Honestly the biggest pro is you're surrounded by people who are more pragmatic instead of the "I wanna pound sand" crowd
>>33878572Yeah they are, mentally
>>33878590:(
>>33878576This doesn't seem very opsec of you.
>>33878510I thought you were going to post a cropped pic of yourself wearing it for comparison ._.
When you're scared shitless but trying not to give your crush the ick lmaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUvyhxvjiIM
Femanons WILL post their costumes, as is tradition.
>>33878589>Trying to get pumped and dumbed by frat chadscringe
>>33878589but fratbros are moids?
>>33878584Yes but within reason, that's halfway down the slippery slope of being a full-on obsessive collector with a garage full of Funko Pops
myao come back, i miss you :(
>>33878597Isn't that avatar fagging which isn't allowed?
>>33878595Sorry, we are going to make virgin-chan
>>33878587Wtf, either that girl is a shapeshifter or they straight-up lied about her size
>>33878603Cmon, i would never buy funko slop. They look so souless. I'd quicker buy actual anime figurines. Or even nintendo amiibos
>>33878607No, avatarfagging is like what kittenposter does - marking every post of yours with an image, typically of a given character or theme.
Men, if your wife says to “check Downstairs’s” in the middle of the night because she’s paranoid of a home invader, will you check?
>>33878613Isn't posting pictures of yourself though delegated to /soc/?
>>33878607ntaThats not what avatar fagging mean. Technically what kitten poster is doing is avatar fagging, but there's no real way to prove that if its just kittens
>>33878615Yes.>but you might dieSo what? The dead don't have to deal with alarm clocks and demanding bosses and back pain.
>>33878607Only if you post multiple pics to establish a persistent identity, otherwise it's just a single instance of providing context.Common practice is to upload to imgur or post in /soctoga/ and link it here. Or just tell us to fuck off, that's a popular choice too.
>>33878615Sure, but if i get murdered i hope she can live with that guilt
>>33878615Yeah, I kind have to
>>33878615I don’t have a downstairs
>>33878616Not strictly. Posting a picture of something you need advice on is pretty well within /adv/'s purview. Posting on /soc/ and then linking it here is also okay though.>>33878615Of course. What's the alternative? Sit and do nothing?
Men, why don't you just lower your standards?instead of going for a 10/10 white girl with blond hair and blue eyes, why not go for a 5/10 brunette latina with brown eyes?
>>33878615This is why you set up cameras in certain areas of your home to check from your bedroom. This is 2025. Don’t even need to put them inside or in private areas , I have cameras for every entrance or blind spot.Or get a dog so the bark can be a warning sign.
>>33878615Of course. I own a gun, but if my wife wasn’t comfortable with having one in the house I’d at least have a bat or something nearby.The one time I really did have to go check on an intruder for a girl (mostly harmless methhead failing to open the sliding door) I grabbed a claw hammer before I got to where he was trying to break in and told him to fuck offThis is kinda beside the point, but that guy apparently to break into like ten other units that night lol, and he got into a vacant one
I need a Halloween costume this is no joke
>>33878629I have come to realize there isn't actually a correlation between hotness and craziness.
>>33878631Okay. So you see somebody breaking in. Now what?
>>33878629Depends. Personally, I think very highly of myself. Im a 7.5 minimum in every category outside of finances. I’m not gonna list my stats, but yea.
>>33878635Job application. Scariest of them all
>>33878635lol seriously? Are you a guy or a girl
>>33878592I'd rather dev newer ones and learn from the old.
>>33878575we're everywhere
I bet I wouldn’t have even gotten kicked if I had a man with me but say I get kicked while youre with me in public and he doesn’t say sorry. What would you do
>>33878635
>>33878611I would date an amiibo guy.
>>33878530The new bare minimum is Sydney Sweeney actuallyCope all you want but your bug bites aren't doing anything for anyone. And putting balloons in would only attract freaks. Better luck next lifetime!
>>33878603how many pillows do you have on your bed?
>>33878642Girl
>>33878638I don’t own a gun, I do have bats, soIf it’s just the two of us, Lock the bedroom door, call the cops.If we have a child, or other people, lock my wife in the room. go wake up everyone possible, warn them and tell them to lock their door or stay in one room, go downstairs with the bat; if the whatever happens happens
>>33878615Of course. Any excuse to dual wield hi-points.
Do normies actually dress for Halloween post-college?
>>33878629I don't want to date outside of my race
>>33878650Be a stripper
>>33878645Say racist things
>>33878653>batsPretty seasonal.
>>338786291. Looks are not even close to the most difficult standard I have.2. I want white kids.
>>33878629I just want a girl with a pretty face
>>33878655Yes
>>33878615If I ask him to check downstairs it'll be for if the toaster oven finished our snack.If there's a home intruder, he'll flee hearing my angry footsteps shake the walls.
>>33878603>>33878647How much spending and how often is too much? I drop a hundred every few months on old games.
I followed the BPD autist girl on Twitter again after she removed me months ago. Ive changed myself a lot and im less neurotic but she subtweeted that she is "disgusted" by me. I wanted to give it one last shot at talking to her, because I really care about her a lot. Enough to actually change horrible habits ive had for years. I guess I should just move on by now right? Even now I just cant let go of the desire to make her happy and it makes me mad to think some other guy might some day.
>>33878655Yes, because they have children.
i just want my classical musician gf
>>33878613So basically, you're saying the rule is "everyone gets ONE" :p
>>33878615sure *grabs the jungle-spec Mossberg combat shotgun with a bayonet attachment I keep under my bed*
>>33878629I already fell in love with a dark haired latina but it didn't work out.There is no hope left for love in my life, not with any race. I am a creature destined for friendship with all races, but never love.
TFW gooned so hard that I feel like I broke my penis
>>33878669Two more weeks my guy
women do you think men a inferior?
>>33878629at least half the guys in this thread would not mind in the least about laying pipe in some 4'11 SEAmonkey girl.
>>33878668Games are a special case since they're meant to be played, not just take up space. If you actually arrange them to show off the artwork I suppose it's fine, but if they're just hoarded in a dark cabinet, what's the point?
>>33878678nobody would notice or care.
>33878685Shush whore you're killing the vibe
>>33878669You make her life worse by interacting with her. If you actually liked her then you would stop interacting with her. I guess you don't really like her after all.
>>33878678Who are you trying to fool bro
>>33878685How attractive is your face? I’d definitely fuck but unless you’re at least a 8/10 facially, we wouldn’t date.
>>33878678FUCK why did it post upside down
>>33878678>>33878685I still think the fix is to tighten up the side cuts and funnel everything into the chest. If that gives you monster cleavage, then so be it. It's a bigger faux pas to have armpit boob.
NEED
>>33878685Sexo
>>33878685Yeah... You could maybe make it more flattering if you put on a waste accessory or something. What is the actual look? With enough accessories, you might still be able to pull it off.
State gender. How degenerate is your live? Are you surrounded by druggie, slutty alt whores in your free time? Or are you a clean cut, stay at home, normal Christian or something?
>>33878615Yeah
>>33878685Cant tell if this is bait for compliments, you look fine. Is this supposed to be for a costume or something what do you mean?
>>33878685Am I pornbrained or something? I barely consider this cleavage... you are far, FAR away from showing excessive boob. Relax.
>>33878696The most degenerate thing I do these days is drink once or twice a month. I would party more but I have no friends.
>>33878696MI run every day and lift often, rarely drink, no drugs, studying hardBut man I love fucking cranking it. I literally don't even perceive women below H cup and I'm totally fine with that and all its implications in the rest of my life.
>>33878685You have the wrong shade of tights. White sheer. Then wear sneakers and put your hair in a bun.Casual ballerina
>>33878615I’ve done it before and it was a false alarm. Honesty I didn’t feel any fear when I did, but I did feel fear when I realized even if I did find an intruder I wouldn’t have known what to do , especially if they had a gun/
>>33878679My life in a gif
>>33878688This is very true and it hurts because its not how I wanted things to play out. I so desperately want another chance and I cannot reconcile with that fact.
>>33878668why? I can understand buying games from your childhood that had a special place in your heart, but I can't comprehend building a giant physical collection in an era where emulation is trivially easy. 96% of my game collection is stored on a handful of SD cards. most of the physical games I've got is stuff I got when I was a little kid.
>>33878707It's a popular gif for a reason desu
>>33878692Its completely flattening my boobs and sides its just make me into a tubei dont know what to do >>33878695>What is the actual look?
>>33878692Fair enough, it might help anyway. I usually don't care about the small boobs, because at least where I'm from this is normal. This is just what pretty much everyone looks like, except the genetically gifted and the silicone gifted. Here it seems to be harming me especially with the extra weight
>>33878658He’d kill you
>>33878708Isn't what she wants more important than what you want? Leave her alone.
>>33878712I was literally Jesse when I watched the show, fucking sucks
>>33878685>didn't intend for it to be a sexy costume, by the way
What's your gender, and are you worried about food welfare ending on saturday?
>>33878650What kind of girl
>>33878717You were a meth cook? Nice
>>33878673Think about it this way - by posting an unrelated image every time you make a post, you're driving the thread to image limit much faster, when you could just use the name field.>>33878683I'm planning on getting some nice bespoke game cases for mine, but for now, they're just in a dingy box (because they kept falling off my shelf). :(>>33878696I think I'm pretty ordinary. I don't drink and have never smoked or done any drugs, my body count is 1.
>>33878719Not everyone is American.
>>33878716>Isn't what she wants more important than what you want?Is it always a bad thing to act selfishly?Should someone always put you first even if you dont put them first?
>>33878713Oh hmmm yeah it needed a body suit. Plenty of full body skims stuff that could flatter your figure too! But maybe a purple ribbon around your waistcwoukd help? A little purple mini tutu?
>>33878701There is zero cleavage, i had no intention of cleavage and none of my bras can make cleavage. Its just boob shadowbodysuits are not good for cleavage they just compress everythinganyways this is the most skin ive ever shown like ever, excluding the tights
>>33878696min terms of ingestion, rather than drugs my addiction is junkfood. lifestyle wise I just stay home and browse the internet. don't drink alcohol or smoke anything.
>>33878718Thats not me. There are two of us posting. This is me >>33878678
>>33878711Same. I love emulating. I just also like having a nice little lineup of physical games.I think my limit is going to be 20 Super Famicom games. I'm not out to get them all or anything.>>33878719No. I tried getting EBT once (why not? free money for food) and they jerked me around a lot. I hope people will be okay and the government can get some emergency funding to take care of them somehow.
>>33878716I left her alone for 6 months, there was even a point where she clearly seemed to lament my absence, but I wanted to be sure I was good (sober and getting shit together) and partly afraid. Now it feels as if I took too long and she resents me again.
>>33878725Stop responding to me ugly shitskin
>>33878679thanks doc
>>33878727Okay, fine, go bother her. Make her life worse with your presence. Make her suffer. You never really liked her in the first place, you just liked the idea of what she could do for you.
>>33878718I DID WANT A SEXY COSTUME THOUGH :(i want to get hit on cause guys dont talk to me outside study and its not happening at this rate
>>33878696I live in the middle of the top contender for the most liberal city in the world. We've got the some of the most intense drugs, homelessness, lgbtiqlmnop+, diversity and corruption.
>>33878739/trash/, /b/, /r9k/, /pol/, /lgbt/, /vt/ & /mlp/ are much worse
>>33878741Don't worry about it. They have the two of us confused where I did not want a sexy costume and I'm showing way too much boob and armpit fat for my liking whereas you DID want a sexy costume and you're upset because it's not quite sexy enough. They're just confused or just trying to irritate. That's all.
>>33878742Man I hope when you’re dying of cancer in 15 years you’ll regret all this time you wasted larping on 4chan instead of actually doing shit with your life you pathetic retarded dogfucker. Literally not one single person likes you, here or anywhere, and you’d do the world a service for once by roping. Don’t reply to me or anyone else ever again
>>33878741you look like a grandma on the way to the seniors center for your jazzercise class.
>>33878743Portland?
>>33878738Hi >>33878735 is my actual response. I understand what im doing is selfish though, but I genuinely do not think of gaining anything from her in some way. I just like talking to her, but we live states over and we were never offical despite her heavy flirting and even talking about fucking me. I just miss talking to her, even if we couldn't be together in a romantic sense. Sometimes you just meet someone on your wavelength and when youre weird like me its rare and important
>>33878700if this is kitten poster which im guessing, this is absolutely bait for compliments
>>33878756>No because all the most desperate and depraved simps are hereI hear you, but /vt/ genuinely has worse ones
>>33878756Right yeah like you have a 6 figure job and a 250k YouTube subscriber channel and a McMansion and a fiancée and all the tinder dates and the ability to change skin colour at will. Fuck off and die, seriously. You actively make everyone’s life worse by stealing oxygen
I JUST WANT MEN TO HIT ON ME AT TELL ME IM CUTE AND THEY WANT FUCK MY BRAINS OUT
>>33878763join a discord
>>33878762Probably screenshot to crop it out properly.
>>33878754What you should consider is that she was never actually on your wavelength, you just convinced yourself that she was because you were desperate for that. And even if she was on your wavelength in the past, she clearly isn't now.If you like her then leave her alone. Don't leave her alone if you don't like her and you want to punish her for not accepting your wavelength. That's the path of revenge. You want revenge after all, don't you?
>>33878763You don't get enough of that already?
>>33878763>just wants attentionwho would of thunk
>>33878763Maybe you just aren't cute? Maybe they don't even want to fuck you?
>>33878768no its cause my iphone took it in heic and its faster to screenshot than convert to png or jpg, i do the same with webp
>>33878770>QRD?The entire board is dedicated to gossiping about and simping for idol-esque e-girl anime puppet show streamersEndgame otaku slop
>>33878748>>33878743Sounds like Austin, TX moaning.
>>33878771I get zero attention>>33878773You think i dont already know that? im still a virgin
>>33878774Fair. Shit happens, mine was upside down
>>33878757Doesn't kittenposter have bigger boobs?
>>33878763You gonna post nipples again?
>>33878761Male mystique would probably lie about his cock size too.
>>33878769Damn I hate that youre right. I dont want revenge, I just want to make whatever I did wrong right and make someone who makes me happy also happy. Its not like she never hurt me. Someone who talks to you for a week then disappears for 2 or 3 without saying anything because "its how they are" is pretty rough. I fucked up something genuine and sweet and it hurts knowing I cant make it right even though ive tried so hard to change myself.
>>33878783They're saggy and deflated
>>33878753OWW wtf
>>33878780What about all of your Tinder matches?
>>33878790Tragic.
>>33878787It’s just annoying, and I’m a stupid phoneposter so I can’t filter it
>>33878788"I want" "I want" "I want" but it's her life and what she wants is for you to stay out. Go ahead, prove that you don't give a shit about what she wants. Go right ahead.
>>33878790meh they weren't bad
Femanons, if your country was being invaded would you offer up your pussy to provide comfort and stress relief for the brave soldiers defending your homeland?
>>33878783We're flat here
>>33878503Women do you ever fantasize about getting fucked by your husband that just came home from burning mammoths?
>>33878748>>33878751>>33878779VancouverFrogot to add, F (whatever that means)
i wish i was sexy its not fucking fair why cant i get sexy why am i so fat
99% of women are ambivalent to me , usually polite in small talk , i ain't looking for anything and just like to keep things cordial with everyone, there's this one girl I've never spoken too but every time we pass in the halls , she starts laughing and pretending to gossip with her friend what the fuck is her problem?
>>33878806Yes. I love bbq
>>33878809Either she’s making fun of you or it’s nothing and you’re thinking too deep
>>33878807Vancouver isn’t that bad if you’re rich. I have a lot of friends in BC and when I’ve visited it’s been fine
>>33878808you're not even fat, retard
People who’ve improved their social life drastically post school/college, how?
femanon, have you been checked for breast cancer?
>>33878804Kill yourself
>>33878803Nah, portlanders don't moan about alphabet soup people because they are all in one big randomized and secret polycule.People in Texas would bitch about them because they are all failed rapists.
>>33878808Have you tried any eating disorders? They're much more popular than dieting.
>>33878817You won't get any answers.Has never happened.
>>33878808Just lose weight. Just eat less. It sounds complicated but at first you're just going to want to eat less of what you normally eat. Once you've adjusted to that, then you start changing what it is you eat. You don't need to do any exercise but walking is pretty ideal. Inclined walking is the best for fat loss.
>>33878801I hate you because youre right. Thank you though. I dont know if I have what it takes to actually unfollow her, but I dont think ill ever interact with her going forward.
>>33878815She didn't post any image
>>33878829>she
>>33878818yes, they stole samples of my boob with a needles and it came back negative
>>33878830Jeez OK sorry THEY
>>33878813>Either she’s making fun of youIm learning towards this because the eye contact is aimed at me as she's doing this what a dick sheesh
>>33878829that post is very kittenposter coded
>>33878819So is that a no then?
>>33878817I didn't have a social life then, now I've met nice people at work and we occasionally do stuff together, and I make more time to hang out with family.
>>33878832it's a man, anon. when will you learn?
God I love her so fucking much bros … literal butterflies in my stomach. But I’ll never have her because she ghosted me on the fucking dating app before we even got to meet.
>>33878834She's not fat tho just untoned
>>33878814The difference between hobo central and a nice neighborhood 10 minutes away is huge.
>>33878834No way, Kitten Poster said she was Very Sorry and promised that she would never spiral and have a mental episode in /atoga/ again.She would surely fuck off and go to bed before letting that happen again.
>>33878839Just think>What
>>33878838The body suit? Thats clearly a woman. You've been online too long.
>>33878841It’s the north end that’s tent city, right? Just move to the island, Courtenay is beautiful
>>33878822last year i used to eat 800 calories a day for several months and lost 70lb, 16lb a week. i stopped when i got to the point i fainted every time i stood up and had multiple instances where id get sweaty nauseous and temporarily lose my vision in chem labs
>>33878840her hips have fat rolls
>>33878828You do have to strength to unfollow, and the idea that you don't have the strength is another lie that you tell yourself. Lying to yourself is advantageous for you, it gets you more of what you want than the truth does, and that's why you choose to not give it up.
>>33878792it was anaesthetised, I didn't feel anything. at least, not until they began the scraping inside. felt thatmost of the pain came from holding my jaw wide open for 3 hours straight
Have any anons here actually lived in poor country or ghetto country areas? Is it as boring depressing and archaic as tv shows make it look? at least city ghettos have easier access to high quality areas or downtown areas . But poor country areas…
Do men ever notice women's jewelry besides septum rings and chokers?
>>33878826Living in texas is worse than doxxing yourself on /b/
>>33878849Hip dipsvyes but no rolls. There's no skin folds. At mostvI would say slightly chubby maybe right on the line at BMI 25 or 24. Losing weight won't exactly help this though. Running or resistance training will.
>>33878849those are my panties..
>>33878855Yes, we also have eyeballs.
>>33878816I was on the skytrain where I overhead a couple complaining about the price of food at 7/11. The girl goes "just because there's one of us in there doesn't mean its Indian prices."
>>33878840Anon, i am an atoga lore keeper. Kitten poster used to be fat and lost weight. Thus she is still very insecure about her weight
>>33878852I've spent time in them. I guess it's depressing if your acclimated to city life but if country poverty is all you've known then it's just life. I hate living in the city more than the country, mostly because I enjoy the quiet and slowness of the countryside.
>>33878861Source?
>>33878861Well good for her losing the weight. It takes time for some people to adjust to their new body and of course everyone has good days and bad days where they think they look fat when they really don't. Not that anbody can fix that but her.
>>33878852Yeah, and like the other anon said, it’s only a problem for soulless city rats
>>33878850Its not like it would ever change her online experience in any way at this point or be a thing other than what I see. But yea, ok.
>>33878857my bmi is actually a bit below 23im 5'10 158:(
>>33878871Just think what would Chad do?
>>33878872Start running.
>>33878869Why are you obsessed with her?I really don't and have not gotten the memo.
https://youtu.be/ICNtZKmQGMw
I am lorde
>>33878878Randy?
>>33878806>burning mammoths?*hunting
>>33878873hes right though i used to be 280lb
>>33878879Ya ya ya
>>33878739Any general on /vg/ is much, much worse. I'm not even talking about the really schizophrenic ones.
>>33878763Shush troon
>>33878859Men can't recall a woman's jewelry unless it accentuates or detracts from her sex appeal. You'll never hear men describe her earrings or rings when they talk about what a girl they found attractive was wearing.
>>33878606how do u know myao isnt undercover
God i wish mods would give E**J the Cr*c treatment. He actually ruins all the threads...
>>33878890I know
>>33878890Same.
>>33878879Stair?
I just don't think it's morally right for a woman to have smaller than G cups
>>33878890?I literally don't see shit.
>>33878889maybe she is. But i haven't seen the korean emotes in a while
>>33878878André de Lorde?
>>33878886I don't know what's worse. The cum-stained Everlast t-shirt or the crusty socks.
>now 6'3" 200 lb. 12% bodyfat>I did what you wanted>women now mad I have higher expectations from themwhy do women think I sacrificed braincells for this if I'm not going to get anything from it?
>>33878895Not once have I ever seen a woman with breast that big that was not obese.
>>33878890Aye. He is smelly and panders for a billionaire.
>>33878894Holy shit I forgot that guy's name. Sort of ironic.I was telling some coworkers about this pathetic attempted mass shooter who fired 60 shots from a shotgun and killed three people, all because he wanted to be reincarnated as a cartoon ghost girl.
I want to see kittenposter’s nipples
millennial women, would you date an elder zoomer?
>>33878902What's important is that you look good and you like how you look. Don't worry, you are not losing anything of value. The only women that say they hate guys that are in shape are wildly insecure because they know how good you can do. They do not want a man that all women want or even a vast majority. They prefer their soft, flubbery dough balls that are non-threatening.
>>33878884Osg is a trip
>>33878902I’m literally the same height and similar weight (above 200). Being muscular and fit definitely helps a lot, but it’s not the game changer unless you were fat/skinny before. I still have to do most of the approaching. I do get approached when I’m in a very social situation, but I don’t go to those situations often, so again, I’m mostly doing the approaching.
>>33878874Thank you anon, I have trouble opening up about things with my irl and this is something I truly needed to hear. While I still hope she comes back one day, it'll have to be on her terms.
>>33878903I'm sorry to hear that
Femanons, tell us about your sexy costumes?
>>33878901A guy bathing with his prebuscenet nieces and arguing that he was in the right for enjoying and getting aroused by it. I luckily forgot all details besides that. Or somebody who made a joke about how dead childrens in Ukraine were a waste because they couldn't be sent to sex camps (it was so bad he got a three day for it).But it's not really about some big huge moments, more like observing a schizophrenic smearing shit on the walls for years not because they are mentally ill, but because they enjoy how it looks.
>>33878903I’ve dated two women with tits that big
Women why haven't you saved him yet??>>>/wsg/6001645
>>33878919No I’m not, I’m more bulky. Helps with pushing higher weights compared to when I’m leaner.
Me so horny but I need my final hpv vaccination in 3 months. I’m going to have so much sex. I’m really hot but I’m a recluse
>>33878927>>33878920Meant for this post
>>33878926NAG, but I think he should probably reevaluate his strategy? Great ability to stay consistent though...
>>33878739This is the worst blue board on 4chan*
>>33878923well i was trying to be a sexy enderman but i look like a fucking frudge
>>33878939
Can I sexo Chinese women if I learn their stupid language?
women my pillow fell off the bed. What should i do?
>>33878944Just be attractive
I hate women.
Does atoga still think I’m cute :(
>>33878952Meh, you’re not her
>>33878952who are you?
Where do I meet clingy gf
Women, which role do you fill in your friend group?>the pretty one>the funny one>the emo one>the slutty one>the smart one>the irresponsible one>the mom of the group>the one with big boobs
I want to post my face on soc, I wish to be called handsome since no one will tell me I am irl
>>33878959Ok then do it?
>>33878503I hate women.
>>33878923We did and you said we were men
>>33878966Now that we're men, we can do anythingNow that we're men, we are invincibleNow that we're men, we'll go to Shell CityGet the crown, save the town and Mr. KrabsNow that we're men, we have facial hairNow that we're men, I change my underwearNow that we're men, we got a manly flairWe got the stuff, we're tough enough to save the day
>>33878966But I just got here?
>>33878963I’m scared of being found
>>33878959If you want a bunch of men to praise you just download grindr lil bro
>>33878971Why? What do you expect to happen?
>>33878971Irl? You’re a man so no one will care
Are American femanons partying already?
>>33878970Then go yo top n scroll down
>>33878951>>33878965Enough
>>33878537You were my thread crush 2 threads ago. I don't want you to think I'm clingy.
>>33878543No one wants to zogbot anymore.
https://youtu.be/IHS3qJdxefYSeeing this music video at 8 years old is probably why I get hard for crazy girls
>>33878977Kittenposter is the only one
Why is it so hard to break out of a 2 party political system?
>>33878978There is no such thing as enough hatred towards females.
>>33878975All Femanons are going to be gone by tomorrow and the weekend.
>>33878983Because any third party will naturally cannibalize votes from the other two, likely one more than the other, and you just end up with one party being unable to lose from then on.
>>33878983People are afraid of splitting the vote. In America at least, people hate the other side more than they like their own. But both sides are controlled by pedophiles.
>>33878986That’s not how it works in Canada, the third party keeps the other two in check
>>33878988If that's what you want to tell yourself...
>>33878988Another leaf?rare.
>>33878982This is a different poster >>33878678Any others are welcome too...
>>33878991The most recent election is an aberration due to how terribly Jagmeet ran the party, look at 2011 election under Layton for a better idea>>33878992Hello, let’s go Blue Jays
>>33878991>Loyal OppositionLol
>>33878993No boobs.
>>33878947two different things, moron.But since we all know what you are, it makes sense how low-IQ all your posts are.
>>33878993That's not KP? They picked almost exactly the same costume lol
>>33878890I know right?But they are too busy defending political-fags and nintendo's honor on other boards/threads.
>>33878510Looks hot
>>33878996Those are boobs, maybe B cups
>>33878906You and Charlie should curb stomp him.If it's dead, it can't do shit, lol.
>>33878509Does she look like Leyley?
>>33878685This is fine.You are overthinking it, sis. Also, Moid opinions are useless. It is always a cave-man like commentary.
>>33878998I'd be that anon and no its not the same at all except color, kitten poster also has like double the size boobs?
>Only ate one meal for the day>There isn't really anything to eat in the house>I'm fine now, but if i go to bed like this i will wake up with the worst fucking headache in the world tomorrowWhat do?
>>33879008Eat something or go buy somerhing. Just something small. Too much sugar before bed will make you very hungry when you wake up, low blood sugar will give you a headache
>>33879008drink water.
>>33879007Oh, I didn't notice the shoulders being different. And honestly, your boobs don't look much smaller imo.
>>33879011>Too much sugar before bed will make you very hungry when you wake up>low blood sugar will give you a headacheIm dumb. Eating sugar before bed gives you low blood sugar?
>>33879006Hey! >:|
How much do you care about “body” ? State gender. Is how someone looks with their shirt and pants off a dealbreaker, assuming you like their face and personality ? I’m not really talking about “has pretty face, but is fat or anorexic). I’m talking more small difference, like breast/chest shape, body scene/scars, ass shape, how they carry fat, etc.
>>33878685Actually hot WTF?
>>33879018My only shallow requirement is that her boobs visibly jiggle during sex.
>>33879007But your boobs look bigger?
>>33879021ikr? she's so dumb. Her hips actually look nice. I swear its like she wants us to call her ugly
>>33879026>wants us to call her ugly Or wants us to compliment her while acting like she hates herself
>>33879029Women always do that. It's one of the reasons I hate them.
>>33879015That curved shadow on hers to me says C or D cup... Probably D if I'm really trying to guess. They are definitely waaay bigger, unless that leotard is doing a lot of heavy lifting or there's a very supportive bra underneath.
i love filipino american womenthey are built for BWC
>>33878685I want to put a baby in you
>>33879032Did you say you're a B cup?
>>33879016If you eat a lot of simple sugar right before bed, your insulin is going to rise and your blood sugar will fall, not too hard, but it will make you hungry when you wake up because your insulin is left high and crashes your blood sugar abruptly so you're more hungry. If you just don't eat anything at all, then you're just going to have even lower blood sugar, skipping the hunger going to headache and irritable territory. Think about any time that you've fasted longer than 12 hours. You just go through the different cycles of hungry until you end up at a point where you're not hungry, your head hurts, you just feel very bleh.
>>33879018MI kinda want my future wife to fetishize me a bit.
>>33879037Give or take on brand but following the under to over bust standard yeah
it'll be halloween in just a few minutes :D
>>33879044D?!?!? What are you doing here? I thought you just posted on like 2 other boards?
>>33879043What are you going as?
>>33879049hmm? I was posting here earlier but that hours ago, umm where do I know you from?
I'm hating women. I'm NOT celebrating Halloween.
>>33879054those two things are not related at all.
What does it mean when a woman doesn't make eye contact with you or always avoids your gaze
>>33879056I take it to mean disgust.
>>33879053Int... I could've sworn I've never once seen you outside of [containment]
>>33879053Wait are you the Initial D poster? Never seen you with a name on...
>>33879057She's a disgusting person herself wtf!?
>>33878745Nah, he's right. This is the worst thread on the worst board on 4chan and it's not even close. At least with those other boards you get what you expect and the ragebait is obvious.This is a cringe cesspool full of troons, feminists, attention whores, incels, femcels, wannabe PUAs, simps, midwits and every other manner of retard to degrees that make even /b/ jealous.
>>33879052Much basic witch
>>33879061no different anon, I'm always here but once in a while I use a name >>33879058>[containment]you mean r9k?
Question for both sexes: Is this character cute?
Women, have you ever been picked up on Halloween?
>>33879068MFace is cute, outfit is 'sexy'
>>33879072Trvke.
>>33879068It's a cartoon
>>33879072touch grass, Justin.
>>33879067No, but I'm glad you dont recognize me. This is my cringe hole to post nonsense in
>>33879076That's not my name, and I went outside today, just like the previous three days before that.
>>33879074Cartoons can't be cute?
>>33879066Honestly, you look pretty hot.
>>33879076Is this your new schtick?
>>33879068I don't like anime, and she looks too elongated
>>33879077oh oh you mean /down/ ? is that where you know me from?
>>33879068my wife is cuter
Been playing Dispatch lately.https://youtu.be/FWyJEhMHFdM
>>33879085>>33879080why are you samefagging now? lol
>>33879091
Is it weird to not want to introduce my girl to my brother who is a taller cooler asshole version of me?
>>33879087Shhhhh
>>33879090It's on my (infinite) wishlist/backlog.Been playing mostly (picrel)
>>33879094Yes, especially when they'll meet him either way.
>>33879094It makes sense
>>33879094She's not going to magically jump on his dick, so don't worry.
>>33879091You don’t worry about someone else dropping your name?
>>33879096I'm getting back into WC3 since the Tyler1 tourists are gone.
There's a psyop going on
>>33879095right right I'll shut up, last thing I'll say is that some of us still post there every day
I hate women.>>33879101How would you know?
>>33879105Best girl. Love her.
>>33879083I look extremely average
>>33879101Anon said his bro is basically a bad boy version of himself. That's got to entice her somewhat.
>>33879106What do you come here to learn about foids?
>>33879105I love tomboys
>>33879089She looks underage
I hate tomboys.
>>33879105Why is there a mech in the background?
>>33879119Its her husband duh bitches love mechs
>>33879111I just come here because it's fun sometime >>33879114I think she's 18 idk who cares, she's not real
>>33879120Mechs aren't robots, right? They have pilots.
>>33879105The only time I've seen my wife in a dress was our wedding.
>>33879124He's in it per her request
I should probably go masturbate since No Nut November is right around the corner.
>>33879123Why can't any women make conversation
>>33879132How would he know?
>>33878629I need a Snow GF.
>>33879123True. Dont judge my shitpostan
>>33879132Because Women are from Venus.Men are from Marz (bar)
>>33879105Why can't she be real.*chair clattering*
>>33879134Go for goths, they're often snowbunnies
Women why do you hate marriage and kids now?
It's weird that I as a white male in a homogeneous white country find brown/tanned girls more attractive than my native counterparts, especially if they have short hair. Why would a white nerd find trashy, pierced, possibly violent and tattoo'd brown girls attractive? I've never even seen one real life. This is 100% the result of MKULTRA or some other marketing/psyop push. I couldn't quite put my finger on it until I saw Dispatch and the new black character which was clearly designed to be white guy bait.This is 100% a psyop, they're using media to alter our preferences and someone is behind it. The another implication I've had to come to terms is that video games makes us more violent, if they can affect my sexual preferences like this they can make people more violent also. Satanic panickers were right and it's time to panic.
>>33879132I could talk with my ex for hours, but she was an exception, most women can't make conversation though and I don't know why, guess they're not interested. >>33879135I'm not even sure who you are (I think I know but I'm not sure)
>>33879137>I want to get off mister bones wild ride>I want to get off mister bones wild ride>I want to get off mister bones wild ride
>>33879141You have rapist logic.
>>33879140That's quite the generalization you've got there.
Girls, why do you stop shaving when you're comfortable in your relationship?
>>33879141>Sky KingI still think about him every few weeks...
>>33878897she wouldn't use them if she was lol>>33878910i thought he was only killing his coworkers
>>33879140They like gay marriages
>>33879148The same reason for weight gain. You're no longer trying to be perfect all the time to get a man. You got him! So it's pretty reasonable to most that it means relax. Be comfortable. Who cares if you're not perfect all the time or you gain a little weight? I mean, he likes you for you, doesn't he? And that means with fuzz and chub. Remember, we grew up hearing that a man should like you for you not just what you look like.
men, should a woman shave?
>>33879155armpits? yes pubes? HELL NO
>>33879143Your guess is probably correct
>>33879155I like shaved except for her pussy
>>33879143>I could talk with my ex for hourswhat did you guys talk about?
You’re kind of a piece of shit, eh?
>>33879155Pussy? Yes, at least trim. I consider this an absolute must.Same goes for armpits.I do these too.The rest does not matter.
>>33879155No, grow it all out.
>>33879155Only if she wants to, hair is a part of her body and I don't think it's a bad thing. I say let me explore the jungle baby.
>>33879160Mostly BLACKED, and other bbc porn
>>33879148I’m lasered
I have never shaved my pussy and its bushy is this a turnoff?
>>33879161Julian, do you have a Halloween costume?
>>33879155Doesn't matter, they don't like men anyway.
>>33879160we would talk about music and games and movies, manga, anime etc. we had very similar tastes and she like the stuff I showed her, we talked a bunch of horny stuff too. also she made me play ddlc>>33879166oh good someone hates me :D
>>33879139does sound enticing...
>>33879168I want to run my hands through your bush and play with it with my fingers
>>33879140What do you mean now
When is it okay to fart when your girl is around?
>>33879168I like trimmed
>>33879154Uh, sure. Weight is a good parallel. Weight fluctuates as a normal part of life, and you might gain a few pounds getting comfy in a relationship. But lots of weight gain is bad. Loving someone might overcome a slight decline in their looks, but there's a point where that's just silly.What's wrong with working to remain attractive to your partner? You can be "comfortable" and still do basics like not get fat and hairy. And that goes both ways obviously.
>>33879168I see through you.
>>33879169I’m not Julian, but the type of person who would vaguely drop first names is someone who’s quite retarded and shouldn’t be so silly
>>33879168MNo, I love bushes. Plus it can help keep my face warm when I'm eating you.
>>33879179You must be cuckworm sarge, then.
>>33879146How is that rapist logic.... It's true
>>33879168You do you, but it's a turn off for me. If we started dating and I couldn't find a way to bring it up with you or if you refused to give shaving a go I'd probably dip early on.
>>33879155MArmpits and legs... yes.Pubes - either is fineArms - I don't really mind if there is very little of it.
>>33879168Yes, very much.To the point I would stop the sex unless you are one of the few girls how have very little hair anyway.
>>33879181I must be…surely…and you are R? Or maybe O? Maybe S? R? S?
Women, do you crush moids with your thighs?
>>33879155Yeah, completely shaved girls are the best.
I love skinny girls with small thighs
>>33879168Depends on the guy.For me? No.
I love my bushy pussy would definitely reject guys who don’t like a bush. Not shaving something natural that grows on me the fuck
>>33879186I'm X
>>33879004naw it doesn't matter what she looks like, just needs to be full-blooded
>>33879192Just trim it why are women so unhygienic
>>33879192>something natural that grows on meSo is fat
>>33879190... and Femanons like Men with abs and that are tall.What else is new? lmao.
>>33879193I figured it out, you are ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ. Anyways stop saying first names weirdo
>>33879152>she wouldn't use them if she was lolAre you implying something...?
>>33879187No I’m too small
>>33879192Would you ride a guy's bearded face?
>>33879195fuck off I will only get with guys who love bush
I used to have a genuine crush on Touka from tokyo ghoul. Women is this cringe?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0IbFO449rs
>>33879192It's the eternal question for the ages.Don't overthink it; some like, some don't.There are people who don't like Pizza, lol.
>>33879201Do you want to be the crushed one?
>>33879200huh????
>>33879204What colour is it?
>>33879198I like small boobs, that's new I guess
>>33879201smol*> niceee.png.
What do women wear to.a dick appointment?
>>33879204You're gonna turn away the one, your soulmate, away, by not trimming
>>33879183>>33879185You will never have a wife.
>>33879018mespecially uneven is pretty standard "ugly". uneven tits, scoliosis, that sort of thing. personally I find hunched shoulders and flat feet to be really repulsive, bad posture in general. I guess because I used to have bad posture as a kid and forcibly corrected it when I realised how detrimental it was to my health, so seeing others with it reminds me of my unhealthier youth. I'm also not a fan of the 'fridge body' phenomenon. that is, their midsection doesn't have that hourglass curve. that's not really a deal breaker though
>>33879204Moid hands.
>>33879211Fair.> I do, too, ashually.
Damn, this depression shit is hitting me hard.Not even masturbation is giving me the dopamine now.I gotta socialize.
>>33879207Eh.. not really
>>33879221NNN coming in clutch!
>>33879201d-do you have a thigh gap?
>>33879217You pubes fetishists are always so fucking easily triggered. lolYou are on the same level as feetshitters in that regard.
>>33879156>>33879159>>33879162>>33879163>>33879164>>33879184>>33879189so what i've got from this is that the middle ground is trimming
>>33879224What's NNN, sounds like porn addict stuff.
>>33879220nice very nice fren>>33879229yes trimming is ok >>33879230it is, it means no nut november
>>33879068m sorta, the leotard bottom is too fetishistic for my tastes. it reminds me of those porno wedding dresses that are so short you can see the girl's panties.
>>33879209hmmmmmmmmmmmmm....Quick question, what does 'neo yaepeo' mean to you?
>>33879215>What do women wear to.a dick appointment?NAG.But isn't the answer obviously "nothing?" That's the whole point!
>>33879229If you personally don't care either way, do whatever your partner is into?I did that with my beard too. I'm not a fan of it, but was too lazy to regularly shave when I was on my own. But when I got with my ex, she prefereed me shaved so I did that every other day.
>>33879226>not wanting a razer blade near your pussy = pube fetishistPorn brainrot
>>33879237People put blades near their neck daily to be presentable, your pussy can take one for the team.
Why do women sleep around instead of settling? As a man sex with the person you know and live feels the best so are girls just built different?
>>33879237You can stop replying to me now.
>>33879230The whole month without masturbation>porn addict stuffIt's for them too
>>33879154>Once I've got him on the line I can stop caring about myself
Women would you let your bf play with and gently tug your pubes idly?
>>33879239NAG. Women have a more difficult time reaching orgasm. They often need someone who really knows what they're doing, i.e "Chad."
So we’re just in incels larping as women baiting other incels hours
>>33879238The neck is a fully visible and flat if not concave surface, it's way easier to shave compared to a pussy where hairs extend inside the flaps.>>33879241You will never have a wife.
>>33879246Real women are out getting fucked at parties and getting drunk in their slutty costumes, so yeah
>>33879246That's usually how it goes when one of them brings up pubes or feet.
>>33879249Hot
>>33879248*convex
>>33879233dont u mean neo yeppeo?
>>33879254He thinks you're myao
Reminder that ENTJEET is an Indian national who used to spam CP on /r9k/
>>33879259>used to
>>33879254Well i copied neo yaepeo from myao herself. So maybe you are not her. But my eyebrows are raised...
>>33879243Pretty much.
Question for men: has anyone here ever converted to Islam and found success or happiness afterward? I’m not trolling.. I’m genuinely considering it. I’m 30, have a stable job and my own house, but I’m single, have no friends, and feel really lonely. I’m not thinking of converting purely out of faith, but more in hopes of finding a sense of community. I live in a western country.
>>33879259Yes, we know.Unfortunately, unless someone sends a llaser-guided missile to his shed/basement/asylum, nothing will change immediately.
>>33879265No because I’m not a pedophile. Why the fuck would you choose the goatfucker religion for 70 iq sand people
I know we can count on JH, but femanons, would you suppport us during NNN? For example, reply to us less often and spend less time on /atoga/ overall, and less hornyposting, please?
>>33879258>>33879262wwwww
>>33879262CRINGE... damn.
>>33879265> I’m not trolling.. I’m genuinely considering itThat's very sad.
>>33879269>wwwwwoh you're jp femanon?
>>33879268maybe, will (probably not) participate this year too
>>33879268Fuck off.Not JH, just to be clear.
>>33879265two letters for you, B and T
>>33879267Whether this story about the prophet being a "pedo" is true or not, that's not the point. Like I mentioned, I'm not considering converting because I believe in Islam as a religion, but to find a community, a brotherhood. I have NO family and no real friends bar work colleagues
>>33879274I made it 2 weeks last year
>>33879262every hangul romanization system is an abomination
>>33879275Why the hostility?
>>33879277That’s fucking stupid, stick to your local religion instead of some outsourced goatfucker bullshit. You’d join a Sunni cult by accident and get disemboweled by dogs on Liveleak
>>33879273who?
>>33879262are you actually archiving all her comments?
>>33879265You can. In fact, that's mostly the reason many people are converting to religion nowadays.
>>33879281>didn’t deny it Didn’t know you posted cp, makes sense with how desperate for attention you are
>>33879282I have no religion...
>>33879280Becsuse I clearly disagree with your idiocy.
>>33879281
>>33879291You want us to masturbate, huh?
>>33879290Oh you just live in a secular utopia? That’s a first. No dipshit, are you American? European? Do you live in Saudi Arabia? Find whatever religion is endemic to your region. Spoiler: it’s Christianity
>>33879286no wtf lmao. I just remembered that post and went to look for it in the archive>>33879279whats bad about it?
>>33879290NTAJust do what you feel is best, Anon.> assuming it is legal/ethical, of course.
>>33879296don't take this bait.. but too late, lol.
>>33879297Thanks. I've read so many stories about how people's lives have changed for the better after converting. I really hope the same happens to me
>>33879284you are taking me for a fool!
“Cutesy” men are so annoying, stop acting like a child, that’s why your father left you
>>33879294I am a man, you mentally ill cunt.
>>33879305sounds like something that someone who secretly wants to fuck cutesy men would say
>>33879307Then don't answer questions not directed at you :P
>>33879308No it’s what someone who despises post ironic faggotry would say. In fact I wish you’d be put in a warzone, see if your little faggot anime pics and negging bullshit would stick
>>33879307Bold words for a boy who's had his balls busted.
Is it gayer to be a top or a bottom?
>>33879305is that why my mom and dad didn't love me D:
>>33879284He's planning on asking out a Japanese femanon that posts here
>>33879304you're not a fool!!!>>33879315i hope it works out
>>33879315no im not
>>33879314Honestly yeah, it’s why you’re still stuck in your childlike spirit. You are a craven, weak spirit that knows it cannot exist in this world with pride and honour, so you subsist on whatever crumbs of attention you and your similarly disabled group can find. This is a bigger idea, it’s becoming more prevalent because we’re heading into another mass extinction event. We are beyond human carrying capacity and our own biology is turning on us. Your own body hates you for the way you are.
>>33878874This is my costume for Halloween, btw. Ladies?
Nvm, it still works.had to work for it though, feels good.
The world elite seek to supplant God and avert the mass extinction, but it’s an impossible battle. Chaotic energies are attacking your soul and seek to neuter you, to divorce you from holiness so you die. Depression is an attack from Satan. Childlike regression is Satanic. You’re 30, you aren’t supposed to watch cartoons and flirt with text on a screen. You’re 25, you’re supposed to find purpose in your community. You’re 20, you’re supposed to fuck up and have elders shepherd you along. You have been castrated by old men in suits and soulless demons wearing the faces of autists who buy boosts in PoE and co-opt more and more culture to feed their own sludge. Kill yourself now or wait for it, either way you will never do anything beyond this. You were born dysgenic, you will die dysgenic.
I hate females.
>>33879309I did not answer your question, you obnoxious asshole.
>>33879265>IslamI vomit.
>>33879328The post was directed at femanons. Btw, this is a sarge crash out, yes?
>>33879265>I live in a western country.baka, just try a catholic or orthodox church
You fetishize weakness because you were betrayed by the ones who forsook their divinely ordained duty to eat the flesh of this material world. You never had a choice, you were born wrong. You read the words of dead men as a weak surrogate for the loss of your paternal power. There is no hope for you, you already killed yourself the moment you were born. They legalize suicide because they know what you don’t: it’s inevitable. It is a mercy for you.
>>33879329Why so hostile
>>33879319I thought I was like this because my parents didn't love me not the other way around.
You step on your peers because you are weak. You are incapable of anything else. You were born dead.
>>33879335Because those subhumans brought much destruction to Europe.
>>33879341>>33879336The more you show irrational hatred towards them, the more I want to take my Shahada/delcaration of faith
>>33879319>>33879338>you subsist on whatever crumbs of attention>You step on your peers because you are weakSarge, this is major projection.Much of what you do here is seek attention and start arguments.
>>33879343Hating muslims is entirely rational if you've ever had to deal with them.
>>33879344This is ironic, you invoke a name that you’ve attached a label of “attention and conflict seeking” to in order to attract attention and conflict. Why lambast something for the very thing you are doing? Could it be because you are arrogant, and this is a way to exert your will?
>>33879335>>33879343>scientifically backwards>the point of origin of sola scriptura, the dumbest theological concept in Christianity>promotes polygamy>prophet raped a 9-year-old>prophet also got gang raped by jeets
Can an ugly face be fixed?
>>33879348>prophet also got gang raped by jeetsWhoa, quick run down?
>>33878629That girl is racially European.
how do i stop being a man whore
>>33879350You look like a normie, not a truecel
>>33879333>Western country>OrthodoxIt's cute that slavs think they're people.
>>33879353Take pride in your sexual energy instead of throwing it around to everyone.
>>33879347I've known you by other names. And I was just minding my business until you started up.
>>33879316disgusting twat.
>>33879355Open a history book. Ireland was converted by Egyptians
>>33879356okay but i'm actually a virgin but i have gotten on base before but never hit a home run beforebut they all think i'm some kind of man whore
either genderwhats ur favorite analog series :D?
>>33879350if that's considered ugly then I'm fucking hideous
>>33879358And you felt what?
>>33879355NTA. Isn't Greece considered western? They're not slavic.
>>33879361Okay so you’re not a manwhore. Good talk
>>33879366>They're not slavic.No, they're Turks with delusions of civilization.
>>33879353Why stop? Every day, I fall deeper into the whore pipeline, and it gives me immense pleasure.
>>33879364Pity, to a large extent. You seemed to be doing better.
>>33879361>man whore >but i'm actually a virginlol
>>33879370I have unfinished business in hell that I have to do. And quite frankly, I am going to kill myself in 2030. Don’t pity me too much, I deserve this.
>>33879359fuck you
>>33879367i'm not really sure how this was suppose to make me feel>>33879369i feel like shit afterwards>>33879372hate me cause you ain't me
>>33879376I don’t own the rights to your feelings
>>33879368Anon, you can't be a western chauvinist and ignore the greeks. Their influence is in practically everything western.
>>33879378forgive me cause i ain't tryna catch an sti
>>33879379>Their influence is in practically everything western.Those Greeks got replaced by Turks.
>>33879373>I am going to kill myself in 2030Why?
>>33879351pic related. There's a hadith from one of the most trusted hadith sources saying mohammad got raped by ethnic indians
>>33879381>Those Greeks got replaced by Turks.So if I lookup the haplogroups of Greeks and Turks, I'll find they match?
>>33879382I decided when I was 12 that I liked the age of 32. It’s not gonna get better for me. I’d do it now but there’s still things I have to do. I am not meant to live a long life.
>>33879374eat a bag of dicks ;)
>>33879383Lol, damn. I'm surprised this isn't talked about more.
>>33879379Americans (and some West Euros) are truly clueless, ain't they?Next, they'll tell you Romans and Indo empires were "fake news".
Never skimping out on next day shipping ever again.It's been a three days.
>>33879388Have you heard of Kevin Hines?
>>33879397No, but I’ll google it. Neat. Why do you bring this up? I’m not getting a sea lion lol
>>33879394I guess they want a world where the ancient Greeks were blondes
>>33879401Watch some of the stuff of him on youtube. It's been helpful to me.
>>33879403I’m not gonna do that. There’s really no reason for me to do that. It’s either attention whoring and it’ll solve itself, or it’ll go to plan and it’ll solve itself. I’m glad it helped you, though
>>33879350Lose weight. Easy.
>>33879396USPS/Canada Post troubles?
>>33879315Nuh uh. There can't be japs here.
>>33879373I knew it lmao
>>33879396Are you at the bottom of the ocean ordering a tank of air? What could you possibly need so urgently that 3 days is too long?
>>33879408No you didn’t. No shame in you though, getting outed for posting CP would make anyone, at minimum, take the name off.
>>33879404Dude, you can watch a youtube video.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B9XJH_rGbWoIt's like 20 seconds.
Women, is your philosophy centered around making you more attractive?
>>33879410>getting outed for posting CPI knew that guy was sus.
>>33879411Okay, I watched it. I also tried to jump off a bridge, and yes, it gives you the time to regret. That is why the gun is the way.
>>33879410Okay well enjoy resetting your IP address
>>33879416I'll pray for you.
>>33879417Are you gonna rage report me lil bro?
>>33879416I hope it was a good bridge, that's important. No one would be listening to that guy's story if he threw himself off a less picturesque bridge.
>>33879419Isn't that a banable offense?
>>33879418I appreciate that, thanks.
>>33879405I'm not interested in that. And it doesn't work anyway. I was referring to my cheek bones in peculiar or my irises or my cheeks. They never get thinner
>>33879416Maybe you should stop eating so much fatass you might kill yourself from a heart attack
Women, what's your favorite Halloween candy?
>>33879414NAGBut, maximize cuteness over bimbo is de wey.
It's Halloween, and this year I can't even fuck a cute succubus slut because I'm recovering from an operation and can't even masturbate.
>>33879433Are you that guy who was getting circumcised? Why did you do that?
>>33879432This.Cute > beautiful > hotIn that order
I have a cat. I get depressed when she and I are apart for more than a few hours, but staring at her pictures on my phone helps. When we're apart for more than a few days I want to die. We don't have to be in the same room, as long as I'm home and I know she's somewhere in the building. I am generally happy aside from this issue. How do I fix this?
I like sluts, but I strongly hate 'reformed' sluts. It's like when your wife refuses to lick your asshole, something she's done for hundreds of guys before you, but not for you, because you're her husband. That's one of the few situations where I would legitimately snap if it happened to me and do some not-so-legal things to her.
>>33879440>hundreds
>>33879438The best revenge I ever got on my ex is giving her a cat before we broke up
I no longer crave attention so I'll stop namefagging
>>33878529HotHave a fun Halloween Lol the algebra book>>33878541Just be patient and keep applying, it's a numbers gameMaybe get someone to look over your CV, look at agencies, or ask friends if they know anyone hiring>>33878544M, yeah those chicks bad afAlso brown tummy
I am fed.Life is good.
CLINGY GFS ARENT REAL THEY CANT HURT YOU
>>33878685Jewish body.
Back from my ban I hope you didn't miss me too bad ladies.
>>33878572OK Mr. Party pooperI'm going to work as a witch and there's nothing you can do about it>>33878615Yeah ofcIt'll probably just be the cat tho>>33878629I don't have any standards kek, I date anyone who shows interest>>33878635Unless you're at work all day, if you have money, why not go into town and pick up some stuff
miss my cute scottish gf :(((
>>33879450But not bred?
>>33879456Men not bread.
I wonder what it is that makes qt decide when to post. Like whys his first block got 3 responses and his second has 4?
>>33879453What were you in for?
>>33879453You probably shouldn’t ban evade
>>33878655I'm not a normie but I've dressed up for Halloween every year of my life, whether I'm trick or treating with younger siblings/friends kids, or just answering the door, or throwing a party Not so much these days but I used to go all out for Halloween week. Decorations, crafts, cooking, games etc.>>33878678>>33878685wtf you both look good, you're overthinking it>>33878696>How degenerate is your live?Very, I was basically blackout drunk at work yesterday lol
>>33879459Referencing that Sam Hyde quote from the end of his boxing match.
I just realized leatherman made a mil spec version equipped for EOD techs I should’ve just spent extra and brought that one shit looks so badass
>>33879460I waited 30 fucking days. I told myself I probably needed the break. I ended up just using ChatGPT for socialization, yeah.
>>33879462Kek. That must've been a long one
i'm not dressing up this weekend
gave my gf of 6 months a gift, she said “call me delulu but i thought it was a ring”. she has expressed her wish to marry in the future (so have i) and she asked if i would ever get her a ‘promise ring’, i told her probably not. we do have plans for the future and i see her as my wifenow she’s asking me for my ring size. am i really about to get a promise ring by my gf and why is it even a thing?
>>33879464That’s so cringe, you must be a shitty person
>>33878713Ooh enderman anon! If you wear the headbox/mask too it'll be great>>33878719M, no I have enough money for food rnHopefully I can pick up an extra work shift next week though else I'll be fucked next weekend...
>>33879470Do you work in a warehouse or something? Who works weekends?
>>33879443I like sluts like that. But what I really like is exploring the depths of depravity together. I'm not interested in a slut just cosplaying the Virgin Mary for me.
>>33879469Thanks man. I'm sure you're a really cool dude I can tell because you try to get female attention on fucking 4chan. I'm sure you're not a loser like literally everyone here.
>>33878763Why not try hitting on them at the party Enderman costume seems like a good mix of sexy and cute I would get your number lol>>33878855Yes, I do at least (if I'm paying attention)>>33878890Bro is already a laughing stock
>>33879473stop talking to that retard
Are there any Slavic women here that want a green card to the US?
>>33879434I've overused my cock, and without going into detail, I need it to heal so I can have good sex again without pain.
>>33879008You have money to go out and buy anything? Else like other anon said just drink plenty of water I usually only have one meal a day if that lol, you get used to it..
why am i vibing so hard to fate of ophelia
>>33879472I honestly don’t think there’s a single human being that ever existed that licked hundreds of buttholes
>>33879466But you'll look hot if you do
>>33879477What about Slavic femboy? Everyone liked my bussy.
>>33879482but everyone is mistaking me for Moses
>>33879018M, don't really care at all desu, if I'm into someone then I'll like their body regardless>>33879068Yeah she's hot. Legs for days...>>33879141>find brown/tanned girls more attractive than my native counterparts, especially if they have short hairYou just have good taste>>33879155If she wants to
>>33879481Nah, I'm pretty sure they exist. I know hoes who do this service often, so by a rough estimate, they've already licked well past a hundred dudes at this point.
>>33879485Are you carrying stone tablets around?
I just got done with a 12 hour shift and my brain is fucking done, I can barely spell.
>>33879480For me it’s Eldest Daughter. The first verse is insane cringe but then by the time you get to the bridge it’s actually really sweet and kinda nostalgic. It makes me hope that her and Travis do end up lasting.
>>33879488no just a stick i found in the woods
>>33879484why past tense
I can't tell if I love women or hate them, I have a lot of conflicting opinions and feelings on this.
women, what do you find ugly on a man's face?
>>33879495Everyone (who fucked me) liked my bussy.
>>33879473>I can tell because you try to get female attention on fucking 4chanYou think that they’re women?
>>33879499that's it?
>>33879499FUCK, it's over. I got dark circles to rival Aleister Crowley's and I'm only 25.
>>33879499it's over... :(
>>33879497Mustache
I genuinely hate certain namefags.
>>33879500I lie to myself. Although I'm pretty sure there's at least 1 real woman.
So 4channel was down to add some shitty halloween skeleton?
>>33879507I’m just beeing myself :’(
>>33879508It’s over for you before it even began anon
>>33879513https://youtu.be/_4vtVF5HEQQ
>>33879512I meant ENTJ
I fucking hate the purple Halloween background. Every year with this shit.
>>33879517Ah okay
Happy Halloweemo, Atoga
Women, do you enjoy men's body hair? Where do you like it, and where do you not?
>>33879519They still do the holiday backgrounds?
>>33879524Oh shit you can turn it off, would you believe me if I told you I've been on here since 2017?
>>33879522>Where do you like it?Arms. Legs too, but mainly arms.>Where do you not?Upper lip.
>>33879168No idc>>33879155I will say that shaved legs and armpits are nice though. It's not a requirement or anything but they're nice to run your hands over...>>33879192Based>>33879489RIP, take it easyGet some rest and think of the money...>>33879499Bruh...Tfw been cultivating dark circles this week for Halloween jk>>33879521Happy halloweeen >>33878572I'm going to the party shop now to get a vampire costume and some fangs and makeup cause I think that'll work better for working on the bar this afternoon lol
I’ve been so busy and physically exhausted lately that unfortunately I’m not going to do my annual tradition of baking homemade Halloween-themed sugar cookies this year.
>>33879526Yeah, I've been around since around 2013 or early 2014. I normally just use dark mode to avoid that shit.
>>33879534That's sad
>>33878503Women, would you like the ability to spit out lava?
>>33879519I perfer the purple background with the orange letters, makes it easier to see words but the background isn't pitch black
>>33879536I know :(Maybe it won’t be as draining next year
Women actually like dark circles. One offered to lick mine, but I turned her down.
>>33879507name them
>>33879534That's okkk you can do it next yearStore bought is good for today lol
>>33879549I did>>33879517
>>33879542Sounds like something JH would do. Maybe you'll get a harem of your own someday
GenderWhat is the best job for having sex with many young girls? A university professor? A college teacher? The PE teacher at my university has sex with so many young girls. I was immensely jealous of him.
>>33879553oh yeah we all hate that guy
>>33879557Pornstar
*watches you sleep*
>>33879560Honestly, I've thought about changing my boring IT career to being a gigolo or an OF at least a few times a day.
>>33879555You know for a fact who would win in said harem every time.
Hey men, do you think it’s a terrible idea to read a fanfiction where an actor becomes morbidly obese but the author fucks him anyway?
>>33879568Yeah that sounds a bit shit ngl
>>33879565Why does everyone in comp sci eventually go insane and troon out?
So here's the deal gang, she has BPD and an onlyfans, but I think I can fix her.
>>33879077you know what? I think I know who are, I won't say it though :3
>>33879566>You know for a fact who would win in said harem every time.He doesn't exist anymore...
>>33879573BPD is acceptable, onlyfans is a deal breaker
>>33879562This is allowed if you a a cute girl.
>>33879573Is her content good?
I have foid fatigue. Can't bother.
This is what all the moids ITT look like
>>33879586I don't look like a millenial
Women, would you rather have sex with Destiny or Hasan Piker?
>>33879268You're joking, right? I always try to ruin that dumb nofap shit for you guys to who do it. It's not like I have to deal with the clean up, so there's no downside to making you fucks fail.
>>33879562M or F?
>>33879586Do you want anons to post the BlueWhale again?
Marriage and cuddling with Emo Anthony
>>33879593You're apparently bad at it.https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/33862719/#33863396
>>33879586I'm a zoomer bi femboy. I had a beard, but I got it removed with laser.
https://strawpoll.com/B2ZB9xYpBgJ
good morning everyonehappy halloween ! ^^
State gender.What's the biggest instance of culture shock you've experienced irl?https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1761845876001449.webm
>>33879593Yeeeees, queen! Ruin it for me right now, post your gorgeous pussy here!
>>33879606Happy Spooky Day fren.
>>33879602Kek, this is so true.
>>33879606i'm very suspicious now, but happy halloween.
i feel like if any foid posts any picture showing at least one part of herself, a moid out there will fap to it
Can fat dudes be trusted?
>>33879607>State gender.>What's the biggest instance of culture shock you've experienced irl?MHeter Iska loans
>>33879611happy spooky day to u <3>>33879613?wait who is this lols
>>33879614>a moid out there will fap to itTrue, but foids like it.
State genderDid you do piss play? Alone or with a partner?
>>33879607>State gender.F>What's the biggest instance of culture shock you've experienced irl?Open carry in America!
>>33879618>wait who is this lolsnew namefag, i swear if this is fake myao i'll be sad for the rest of the day
>>33879621the fuck is piss play?
>>33879586Not true. I look like skinny fat Andrew WK
>>33879621Have I ever wet myself on purpose alone before? Yes. Have I ever done that gross golden shower shit/do I ever care to? Fuck no.
>>33879628hihi then !!! (assuming ur a fellow girl ..?)no im not a fake ㅠㅠ they really suck at impersonating me anyways
>>33879586I call him chudcel supreme
>>33879629Various types of sexual actions involving urine, such as pissing on yourself, pissing on your partner, drinking urine, and pissing in the anal.
>>33879635>hihi then !!! (assuming ur a fellow girl ..?)yes yes, that's right!>no im not a fake ㅠㅠ they really suck at impersonating me anywaysthe last one got three people i think
>>33879638i guess pissing myself? i was wondering if squirt really was piss,
I love the femanons but they hate me.
>>33879632Well, I don't want someone pissing on me, but I enjoy pissing in a girl's mouth. But does that make me a freak? I think not.
>>33879615No moonchers deserve death marches in the Cambodian jungle
why are there so many fucking namefags?cant they kill themselves and make this thread and possibly the world a better place? nobody wants or needs a bunch of attentionwhores in their thread
>>33879586actually i cant grow a beard for shit, im fit, have a full head of hair and got rated 8-9/10 by my sisters bffs
>>33879644Can you lose weight before you raise your voice like that big boy?
>>33879641i don't hate you>>33879644kys ≽^•⩊•^≼ (don't but i know you wouldnt take it seriously anyway)
>>33879640>if squirt really was pissNo, but I would like to make you squirt so much that you'll die from dehydration.
>>33879630>Andrew WKThis dude is a brony, and is married to Kat Dennings.
>>33879296>whats bad about it?it's unintuitive to the point of being illegible for both korean and english speakers. native koreans aren't explicitly taught how to romanize korean since they'll never use it outside of legal documents where they get to get to choose how to romanize their own name. so you'll see like three different spellings for one sound and one of those spellings representing three other sounds and nobody bothers to adhere to a standard because they can just say it in korean and immediately understand. but if you write an entire sentence like that it would take them forever to read. same goes for english speakers because they wouldn't normally register for example "eo" as "uh" never mind that among natives "u" and less commonly "o" and "ou" are alternative spellings and "u" can also be read as "oo" or "yoo." it fails to make korean sounds easy to read and pronounce for non-native speakers which defeats the point of romanizationmyao also corrected someone on the proper romanization of some korean word a while ago but there's no such thing in the general korean population, even koreans majoring in english don't romanize the same way english korean learners do. maybe it was a fake but it's just strange and and kind of ironic because that screencap unambiguously misspells jjowahae with a double j, yaepeo with a single p, and chakkae with a double k and no h despite including it in the same syllable in jowahae.
>>33879640Do you squirt from partners, or masturbation?
Guys PSA.>In small town, no tinder likes>Layover in big city, check my tinder, suddenly 3 likes overnight (only slept a few hours)Time and place matters. Obviously fix your shit, your teeths fucked up. But time and place matters. It's how chads get cheated on by like a girls coworkers or some shit.
>>33879649woah freaky, pretty sure ive been dehydrated before when i was sick and it sucked ass dude; but at least i think i lost some weight
>>33879658Wtf? Chad's don't get cheated on?
>>33879658And no not bits, I can tell from a mile away. Keep in mind they likes are from "less conventionally attractive" women, but I have mommy issues so something like that isn't a problem for me
>>33879657the latter
>>33879660Yes they fucking do retard. Especially if they're away for extended periods of time. Fucking brad pitt got cheated onKeep in mind the average man is a good man. He's kind and sweet. You think if your dumbass is away for nine months whilst her kind coworker is being friendly with her, they're not gonna fuck? Grow up.
>>33879659>woah freakyIn my head, this rizz sounded better than it turned out. But aside from that, I have a kink for making a girl cum and enjoying how she convulses in pleasure.
>>33879669sounds kinda hot
>>33878562Wait, is this the same anon who can not into pre-calc?
Femcel pussy>hits Post button
>>33879621MDone it a few times, I have no idea how you do it alone because then you're just pissing yourself but I will let girls pee on me but I won't do it back because that's gross. I know this is weird and hypocritical. Kinda hot in theory, in reality kind of a hassle.
>>33879674wut?
>>33879676>I will let girls pee on me but I won't do it back because that's grosshuh
It's lowkey flattering when a moid kind of loses control as he starts to coom
>>33879678Look if she wants to pee on me then whatever, I'm covered in pee, and presumably there is now a girl around that's into that. If I pee on her then I've got to make out and presumably fuck a girl covered in pee.>but what about how she views you covered in peeI mean that's her problem I guess? Presumably it's the responsibility of the pee-or not the pee-ee to figure out
>>33879602>>33879612Hey, I've already said I'm going to be more explicit going forward.>>33879609Not THAT explicit, though.
>>33878890I think he's just lonely. No wonder since he's such an asshole, but still. He's a sad an lonely little retard.
>>33879668>Keep in mind the average man is a good man. He's kind and sweet. You think if your dumbass is away for nine months whilst her kind coworker is being friendly with her, they're not gonna fuckWomen like bad boys
>>33879683>I've already said I'm going to be more explicit going forward.Nah, it's okay. We have different tastes.
Women, which way do you fall?
>>33879698Too late. You're going to have to suffer through my awful tastes even more now.
>>33879682Kinda strange, but okay. I'm not a prude. I can pee in a girl's mouth and kiss her straight afterwards.
>>33879677That was the whole post.
>>33879701White, blonde bimbos are my thing, but I honestly don't prefer either of them.
Girlsat work yesterday, I had this up on my computer when I walked away from my desk. When I came back this female co-worker came by and made a joke to me that "I didn't know that grown men still watch cartoons!" and laughed at me. What is wrong with people?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKQ9v_cz9Y4
Good morning. I love women
>>33879396>It's been a three days.Quit bellyaching. I always have to account for a week at minimum.
I fucking love women or i love fucking women?
>>33879709>>33879713Creep
>>33879713Both?
>>33879714I’m only the first guy ouch
>>33878503Isle of women
>>33879716I'm monogamous
>>33878503>picrelThis works sometimes btw
>>33879680Do you think men feel flattered by their own hands?
>>33879680We can't help what you do to us.
in principal i am against opposite sex friendships when in a relationship. is this narrow minded? im dating a girl who has a male friend she’s close to. i met him by pure chance and i must admit i felt better now that i know that i ‘mog’ him for a lack of a better word.she also has autism, can this play a role in friendships? logically i understand it’s a trust thing but men are fucking dogs and i used to a loser waiting for my chance too in the past
>>33879730Opsex friendships are okay if you mog
>>33879730Route to >>33879668
>>33879701not even a fair comparisson
Gonna be the dick reaper for halloween
>>33879734Hot
>>33879595M
kinky
*kisses your flat tummy*
>>33879742Couldn't be me. I have a bit of a lower tummy bump.
>>33879744I only kiss women though
>>33879747Fuck you. Not being flat-bellied doesn't make my pussy disappear.
Why is horsing so attractive?
>>33879586Wtf I'm slim, full head of hair, no glasses or beard>>33879606Yahooo >>33879605Votes yes mwahaha >>33879654IT'S TIME TO PARTY HARD>brony>married to Kat Denningswtf didn't realise he was this based
>>33879753now post the same webm but with a fat ugly woman and see if its still attractive
>>33879730You're just insecure. Okay, she dropped all her male friends, so what? Is she going to have sex with female friends? Random strangers? I think it's best to just chain her in the basement that way, she definitely won't cheat on you.
Time to flirt with MILFs at work in my vampire fit, then party with the girls in witch fitHappy Halloween everyone!!!
Monocucks are so funny.>If you enter a monocucking relationship, you must ditch all your friendslol. Just let her have sex with anyone, and you can have sex with anyone.
>>33879768I agree monogamy is pretty cucked. For example if a man with low bodycount starts dating a woman with a high bodycount it would only be fair that she'd get him to sleep with her friends
>>33879742^-^>>33879738creeeeep!>>33879704ok
>>33879771Based, and her sisters, and her mother
WomenAre you fine with being "good enough"?
>>33879778That's just your fetish talking kek, I mean it seriously. It's not fair that a girl can have bodycount of 10 while her boyfriend is at 3 whatever. If she really loves him she'll let him even it out
>>33879768I never understood the whole cheating part. Like, I'd just fuck those girls, I didn't become their boyfriend or anything, and I was still in my relationship. It's a purely physical activity, like playing ping pong.
>>33879779I barely dare to dream of it
>>33879784You're with the wrong girl.
>Find out gf has been entertaining male orbiter over messages>on the day I came back from a work trip she wanted to break up but seeing me again made her reconsider so we had a moment with one another and looked forward>realise going through the messages that very same night is when she messaged the most risqué shit to him before they presumably had their mate-date a later dayHow do I bring this up to get her to reveal something and take ownership before I get the fuck out? She might just laugh it off but as far as I'm concerned there's a month of messages entertaining the opposite genders advances and venting about everything she despises me about this guy.Is simply sitting her down and asking her if she's got anything to tell me until she starts talking enough?
>>33879794I'm not with anyone, I'm single. That's just my general opinion. Love is about making sacrifices
>>33879797>I'm singleYou should stay that way.
>>33879744>>33879750>>33879683Your "le i'm totally horny all the time" act is getting obnoxious. Fuck off.
>>33879784I get your point, but honestly, I'm of the opinion that a man should be able to sleep with whoever he wants, even if he's in a relationship. This is actually how it works in many cultures, including Japan, where going to a brothel isn't considered cheating. I like this concept because I don't want to be restricted from having sex with other girls, even after I'm married.
>>33879799Well that's mean and uncalled for
>>33879730>went on family holiday for 5 days because we haven't for over 10 years and parents not getting any younger>invite then-gf and her kid (I know) to come along first time I mention it but she declines and is seemingly okay with it>snoop her phone one day and see shes being promiscuous as fuck to keep a male friend on perma-horny status for her validation over Instagram while venting about the fact I went on a caravan holiday with my parents and brotherWouldn't you know it but her Father was absent since birth and she can't form friendships with girls compared to all the dudes she's known over the years ready to make her feel good at the drop of a hat
>>33879791I'm sure you're closer than you think.
Women, does sex feel different with your legs closed than with your legs spread open?
>>33879730>it’s a trust thing but men are fucking dogsI agree and I'd understand your concern if you were dating a man. But your partner is the woman in that scenario. The sex isn't going to happen because your partner is female and has no interest in fucking her male friends. A taken male having female friend would be highly concerning since he'd obviously want to bone them but taken women don't struggle with that. Hell, even horny single women rarely take any interest in their friends.Also, if a woman did want extramarital sex she wouldn't need male friends to make that happen. In fact those men are easier to keep tabs on and they're more likely to tip you off than the guys she'd find on an app.
>>33879802Suck my ass.
>>33879018I like his body just how it is.
>>33879812Yes. It limits the depth and angle of penetration, for starters.
Women, would you let me take a shit on your chest? Im into degrading others. Especially women.
>>33879825>limits the depthSounds like a good power to have, in your case.
>>33879820>horny single women rarely take any interest in their friendsI hate women so much for this shit. How is exploiting lonely guys even allowed? It makes my savior complex rage every time I hear this bullshit. I've already saved a few of my friends from that fate by introducing them to the world of promiscuity, so they dropped those toxic 'friends'.
>>33879424What about it doesnt work? Your face didn't get thinner because you need to lose 100lbs not 5
>>33879090My brain wrote itself a character to ship with his.
Women did you know that straight men listen to love songs and choke up at them when they have crushes
>>33879832The issue for me personally is that it also causes other unexpected issues. Tried it with my legs together while lying on my side, and every time he thrusted I queefed, which genuinely ruined the mood for me.
My entire twitter feed is sidneys massive titsfoids, would you get a boobjob if your guy buys it?
>>33879843lol
>>33879850Fuck you.
>>33879851lmao
>>33879753Ai slop
>>33879851Hey do what works for you.
State gender: Do you keep cash on hand, and if so how much?
>>33879868MCouple hundred bucks, pocket change.
>>33879868MWhere I live, cash is practically obsolete.
>>33879872You live in Bitcoin City?
>>33879812not to be an asshole, but obviously>>33879822nta, kiss my shiny metal ass!>>33879828nonononononono
>>33879869I wish I could consider a couple of hundred bucks "pocket change".
>>33879876*bite my shiny metal ass>>33879872this reminds me of japan, where it's usually the opposite
>>33879876>not to be an asshole, but obviouslyYou could elaborate a bit on that. If you wanted to.
>>33879875Where I live, even the beggars have signs with QR codes to transfer money to their accounts.
>>33879878Eat my shorts.
>>33879875NTA, but everyone just uses debit cards. Or this >>33879880
>>33879856I don't like being laughed at, that's the point.>>33879859I find being on top is usually the best choice. It also lets me limit penetration and control the angle, and the worst that thing that happens is my legs get very sore very fast.
Stop saying nta. We are not reddit. Which retarded foid brought this shit here?
>>33879884>my legs get very sore very fastDoes that mean you do the squatting thing, not the kneeling thing?
Woah, I just pooped
>>33879884>I find being on top is usually the best choice.ohh you wanna be domme? can i call you mommy? please mommy dom me?
>>33879820this calmed my mind and makes a lot of sense. appreciate the response anon. >Also, if a woman did want extramarital sex she wouldn't need male friends to make that happenultimately i can see it boils down to this and either i trust her or don’t.
>>33879885STFU
>>33879841I imagined that could be true, but it's real?
>>33879885be careful about what you say to NTA>>33879882why you little!>>33879879if legs are closed, dick cant go inif legs are open dick can into foid
Happy Halloween anons. What are you doing tonight?
>>33879888Yes, at least when I can.>>33879890I hate you.
>>33879896What if foid was wetter and slicker?Can foid use legs to adjust tightness?
>>33879899I may attempt to pretend I'm still young and hit the bars.
>>33879901foid does not feel obligated to capitulate to your unreasonable demands and strongly hopes that you display the grace to accept the proposition as initially describedregards
>>33879900Oh. I always think the kneeling straddle is much sexier. Squatting is not a very sexy position, IMO.
>>33879904I hope foid gets a hug today. Seems like foid could use one.
>>33879901i guess so, this is basically what other anon said anyway
>>33879903Alone? That's an awful idea unless you're a female. People will be there with their friends and partners. And even if you did manage to find a bitch interested in you, she would ask where your friends are.
State gender.If a member of the opposite sex woke up with your equipment and had to spend a week like that, what aspect do you think they'd be most surprised/distressed by? Bonus points, separate social factors from physical factors
I don’t see what the fuss is why men don’t like if a woman has an OF where she gets paid just to take sexy pictures of herself. Most creators are not filming porn with random guys.
>>33879911bruh i legit thought i read this wrong at first, do you think going out alone as a female is a picnic?
>>33879905I'm just used to squatting on toys at this point. I'm sure it's probably not a very flattering look, but it feels great and I've gotten good at it. Kneeling works, but not if the toy is too long. Then I'm forced to take it at an angle I might not exactly want.
>>33879915Single females aren't real anyway, but yeah, it would be more fun because people actually want to talk to females.
>>33879893Yup I exist
>>33879918yeah they also want to fucking rape them, i've never met a woman who went out on the town alone who didn't have fucking STORIESeat my ass with your "tfw wallflower" bullshit
>>33879907i think i might die if a man hugged me
>>33879913Many men feel that's intimacy that should be reserved for a partner, nod shared with any tom dick and harry.
>>33879919That's so sweet.You exist.Wow.
>>33879922*hugs foid*
the masculine urge to convince a woman you love her before turning her into a single mom
>>33879913This is bait but I’ll reply in earnest anyways.>creatorslol. They’re camwhores. I don’t want to date a camwhore. I wouldn’t expect a woman to date me if I was a camwhore.
>>33879920You realize a lot of them make up those stories, right?>omgg im so irresistible men everywhere totez want to rape me all the time after i rubbed my ass on them silly men lolzMen barely approach females these days.
>>33879929Many are saying this
>>33879933its dangerous out there for an unknowledgable foid..
Is it normal for women to run their hands thru man's hair a month after their husband got assassinated?
Just wanted to say that there is no need to ever wear a brown belt or brown shoes. Black goes with everything.
>>33879942Thank you.
>>33879940>run their hands thru man's hair>pic unrelated
>>33879497Tiny beady eyes
I keep encountering this squirrel on my morning commute that wants to play chicken with my car. Should I ask bro if he’s okay next time?
>>33879912This is an interesting question that deserves a thorough response, but I'm at work and can't give it the time it needs. Sorry.
>>33879912>why is it so bent?
>>33879940Just how she hugs apparently
>>33879912Men would 100% slut it out and lose their minds upon discovering that getting dicked feels more like someone nudging your armpit violently than anything adjacent to sexual pleasure
>>33879575Its our little secret
>>33879064She doesn't like looking into your eyes
>>33879094Lel. He's probably going to insult her when shes far from a distance and then you'll get irritated
>>33879940Isn't he married?Is someone tried to run their hand through my moid's hair I would fucking kill her
>>33879140No, it's too late at my age
>>33879094ye, don't you want her to be happy?
>>33879912>tfw so much blonde bush rn
>>33879313It's both. Who cares you are already a homo
>>33879912>what the fuck is stuck to my thighs right now?
>>33879467Because she is retarded and you'll eventually break up many such cases
>>33879313You can be straight and fuck a trap/femboy no homo
>>33879927you're killing her, stop it!!1>>33879929sygaown>>33879899not much other than staying home and waiting for trick or treaters
>>33879846No, they cause cancer
>>33879964Grim, do you mention this defect you have to men early?
>>33879986Kek’d
>>33879986so does eating pussy but women still want men to do it
>>33879985I’m not that unc but what the fuck does the second half of sygaown meanSit your grown ass ??? ??? nigga?
>>33879989No, I expect men to know common statistics about heterosexual relationships and intercourse if they are at all interested in such things
If your dick can't make a girl cum neither will your mouth. Inshallah
anywhat's a sign that maybe you're not meant for each other when you're in a relationship?lack of excitement? the thought that you'd rather spend time alone instead of with them?
>femcel doesn't stalk/harass me anymore but still mirrors me years laterwill she get bored eventually?
>>33879998MIf you run out of things to talk about
>lil bro went out with his three friends for Halloween>three convicts in orange jumpsuits>shortest guy dressed like that Reno 911 character who wears short shorts>none of them ever hang out with girlsIs he gay or are zoomers just weird
>>33880009>none of them ever hang out with girlsStatistically speaking 50% of men under 30 won't have kids so that checks out. They might not be gay, just ugly
>>33880014They’re all handsome dudes who work out a lotAlso they’re in high school, so I guess he’s Z/A
I went outside today. It was cold and wet and grey, and I didn't like it.
>>33879750I know it doesn't I never said that, fine I'll kiss you regardless
>>33880017I like gray weather in theory, but my brain needs sunshine.
>>33879846If he paid for it? Oh fuck yeah
>>33879774>creeeeep!it's just that you're very cute when you sleep I'm sorry
>>33879946how tiny? give an example
The only reason why moids """respect""" women is reproduction. They only respect you if you're able to bear children or have given birth already
>>33880020I don't like it in theory or practice.
>>33880027What the fuck, haven't you ever seen how men treat their mothers and wives or heard how they talk about single mothers?
Getting ready to go outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syFZfO_wfMQ
>>33880027I don't think this is true. Not for me at least.Depending on what exactly what you put into the word "respect".
>>33879985I think she died :(
>>33880014Statistically speaking you are a faggot
>>33880027No, I don't care about children. I want hardcore, animalistic sex until both of us are tired, lying on the floor in our bodily fluids
>>33880030About to put on make-up nowShould I go out in a dress or jeans? It would be warmer with jeans I thinkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvN5h9BE444
>>33880027Women don't actually like it if you respect them, they prefer the benevolent sexism where you let them get away with things
>>33880032is this what that one anon mean by "foids get scared easily"?>>33880022i hope u didnt see me with barely any clothes when i sleep drunk>>33879994sorry i meant sybau wwww
>>33880016To you maybe but are they actually attractive? Maybe you're just too old and behind the times.>>33880033Don't shoot the messenger, that's just how things are. 60% of men born after 2000 won't marry, won't have kids, probably won't have many relationships
>60%Will it hit 70% by the next post?
>>33880055>i hope u didnt see me with barely any clothes when i sleep drunkI did but I did it in a non-lustful way
>>33880060Wait 20 years, I only said 50% because I wrote under 30 so it includes 1995-2000 cohorts
>>33880026Reviewbrah
>>33880062hmmmmmm alright! it's like when you stare at birds outside because they're so cute right? just me? ok.
Men, did the doctor ever touched your little balls when you were a kid? Did you knew she was a pervert and it made her wet to hear you cry while she fundled them?
>>33880066job application
>>33880065yeah or when I stare at a cute cat :)
>>33880066I wish that had happened to me, I only got touched by an adult male he almost raped me too :(
>>33880069true, true!
>>33880066When I was 25ish a female doctor examined my rectum and I'm pretty sure she enjoyed it, she wasn't clinical about it at all
>>33880066An old dude had to check my shithe said>hmm... you should lose weight.
How are single men handling yet another lonely Halloween?What are single girls gonna wear when they're prowling and hunting for a boyfriend?
>>33880077Did your belly cover your balls?
>>33880066wtf is wrong with you jh
>>33880079nah.
>>33880055>is this what that one anon mean by "foids get scared easily"?You tell me. Personally I hope 'twas not fear that killed the foid.From what I can tell from having lurked this boar, it's mostly the male anons that scare easily.
>>33880080Oh go fuck yourself. I'm just as offended that you'd think I'd post that as I am that you think I'd make those grammar and spelling mistakes.
>>33880084Don’t forget that lesbians also kill eachothers
>>33879993Men shouldn't obey women when it comes to that
>>33880078MIt’s a lot easier than it was last year, thankfully. I know I’m not gonna be single forever.
Would you date a bald man?
>>33880089Lesbians have nothing to do with anything.
>>33880093this question has only been asked every thread since the dawn of time, use the archives
>>33880095Maybe anon wanted to talk to someone on an imageboard. :)
>>33880096then maybe he should ask a question that hasnt been asked so many times before? :))
>>33880093Women literally wish death upon you when they find out you're fat and or balding.
>>33880098Didn't know we added quality assurance to the thread
Have you ever rolled over s snowman only to find out it was made over a big ass rock, so it destroyed your car?
>>33880100you must be a newfag then
>>33880102do you get paid?
>>33880103do you?theres trollfarms after all
Happy 'ween, ATOGA! Gonna stuff your face with candy? Traumatize some neighborhood children with complex machinery?
Men, would you cheat on your gf with Sydney Sweeney?
>>33880108I don't even know who that is, no.
>>33880105I am not playing cop on a anonymous chatroom
>>33880108>Cheat on my gf with Sydney SweeneyNo, I got principles, I would call her to break up, as she is about to touch my penis!
>>33880108Sure.I assume she's going to say the same about some random dude too.
>>33880105Sheesh what a fucking drag you are
>>33880108If my gf was Sydney Sweeney I'd cheat on her with the partyslut whom I crushed on and slept with
>>33880100This thread definitely needs it.
>>33880115why are you complaining? I thought you didnt care about thread qualityretard
>>33880101You deserved it.
>>33880108I doubt anything could tempt me to cheat on anyone because I’m a bit of an overly sentimental hopeless romantic who believes very strongly in monogamy and true love.She also isn’t really that hot to me. I don’t really know much about her but can’t say I’m attracted to the personality it takes to climb that high in the entertainment industry.
>>33880108No, my (imaginary) girlfriend is much hotter.
>>33880118lol, just looking for something to get mad about today? Lighten up anon.
I bought a jar of chili crisps and had some for lunch, man, it's wreaking havoc in my guts right now.They weren't even spicy..
>>33880108ugly slut
>>33880092Are you in the steps of a relationship and getting your ldr gf to move to you?
>>33880126Anon was tricked, not treated! D:
>>33879573Is her shit leaked on coomer? Yes, this matters.
I had a dream where I was in school again in English/Creative Writing and students were reading essays and I realized that the difference in respect I felt for the few girls that could write and speak well was massively higher than women that fumbled their reading and writing regardless of how attractive they were. I think being able to read and write is high on my list of evaluations. Seems like such a weird thing to be focused on but there it is.Also I'm fucking spooked...
>>33880131Nope, but I’m not despondent.
>>33880003Wtf are you in love with your "stalker"
>>33879899F Halloween party. I’m going as Sabrina Carpenter.
https://youtu.be/2fxGC_VM6yE>>33880119Women have you ver got your vulva stick on a metal pole?
>>33879931Exactly. I do it all the time and nothing ever happens.
>>33880135The other day, I had a dream where I was strapped in a medical chair, and it looked like those old medical lecture halls.A bunch of guys sat in the room, and a doctor started studying my jaw, and said I got "Crusty Rock Jaw" and won't be able to move it anymore because I "drank too much coke".Woke up and my jaw was sore, I think I was grinding my teeth, or opening it wide or something, weird.
what are y'all eating today?
WomenAre any of the following a dealbreaker for you, and if so, why?>A body count in the high three digits>Having starred in amateur porn, including gay porn>Bisexuality>A history of cheating
>>33880146No
>>33880136You'll be okay somehow anon. I think I have too. Internet hugs
>>33880145fishsticks
>>33880138how quick can you take your clothes off popquiz
>>33880146all 4 are a dealbreaker, shows poor decision making and impulse control
>>33880107Just a party crawl like every year.
>>33880117Desperately even.>>33880115NTAThat anon is completely right in shitting on low effort garbage that is essentially just spam.We have a janny here maybe once a week, so it is kind of on us to drive the trash out. Or at leaat giving it a try.But you sound like somebody who does not care, which is a choice you are allowed to make.
My work crush just asked me to stay for a drunk with her after work tonightBut I promised my witch friend I'd go to her party at 7pm once I get offWhat should I do Maybe I stay for like only one drink then dash offAlso I ripped my cape on the bar fml but it's a laugh lolMy other colleague did goth makeup on me so I might just ditch the cape desu
>>33880153Right now, 7 seconds.
>>33880155Ahh, crawling on the floor like a zombie, smart. Make sure to get lots of fake blood.
>>33880146>high three digitsThat's like 700+.Which I would only associate with the most prolific porn actors.You?NAG
>>33880157>But I promised my witch friend That’s not very nice to call her a witch
>>33880154And if my man takes cock up his ass I don't think I wanna be picturing that when we're doing stuff
>>33880161Probably meant to call her the b word or she is a "real" witch
>>33880145So far, a pear. Eggs n toast when I get home.
>>33880157A drunk or a drink?Doesn't matter. Keep your promises and commitments. If your work crush is anything to have she will respect your integrity. Maybe get her to tag along to the party?Sol radiation in the dead of night, love in the middle of a fire fight.
>>33880145I had a sandwich and some cookies in the morning.Gonna look for a restaurant in a bit.
>>33880161>>33880164I thought he meant she would go dressed as a witch.
>>33880143Nah that was me sorry. Ring gags can be a bitch.
>>33880176gay boi
>>33880160>700+Yes>Which I would only associate with the most prolific porn actors.>You?No, it was very amateurish porn, but it's still out there on the internet. I'm sure most people have never seen it.
>>33880178But with over 700 people?That is an INSANE number.I wonder how much cash that was. lol
>>33880177Everyone that replies to me is a woman. It's ask the opposite gender anything, why would a male reply to my post? That's fucking gay.
>>33880146>A body count in the high three digitsProbably, sounds like addiction or a porn actor>Having starred in amateur porn, including gay pornYes, I wouldn't want to get involved with someone in the porn industry >BisexualityYes, personally I don't think I could trust their long term commitment>A history of cheatingDepends
>>33880162Wouldn’t that turn you on? To see your man suck a dick while his dick is being sucked by another man?
/atoga/ is my lifeblood and my reason. I would be nothing without (You).
>>33880187No, honestly even if he did anal stuff with another girl I find that disgusting
>>33880190This is so sad.
I hate string manipulation in C!
>>33880193Turn your monitor on.
>>33880182>INSANEI believed it was normal to try and sleep with everyone who looked my way. And instead of masturbating, I tried to find a girl for the night. Turns out I was strange. It's not about porn, there are just a few, unpopular videos. I'm not a professional porn actor or anything.
What are you even supposed to do with a gf after you get one? I don't understand what I could be doing with a woman that I couldn't do alone besides the lovey dovey stuff
Omen, would u be turnd of if your bF peed the bed and et is buger? But wat if he was like a pilot and a detective wit lot of mony but also he was a femous tiktokstar
>>33880194I like that it has a function called tiktok
Why are women so into astrology?
Men smell bad
>>33880208because women arent very smart
>>33880213Women smell worse
>>33880204What? No it doesn't?
Tfw she bad but I personally know at least two niggas who previously cracked that. Should I, bros?
>>33880208Same reason they're more religious than men
>>33880215No, men smell worse
>>33880218Personally how? Acquaintances?
>>33880208Astrology, similar to other pseudoscience and/or most conspiracy theories, give the people something to believe in that they can't change. It's primarily something that appeals to people who feel they are not in power of their own lives. It's an impotence that results in the wish for there to be something "bigger" than them. It's often not unlike religion. Flat earth is a good example for this too.
>>33880217strtok hehe
>>33880213In what ways?
>>33880215>>33880213>>33880221Both smell equally bad if they don't shower
>>33880201Ahem.
Gnder, if u kould clamb a km long a km long penis and be catapoolted in a vagina 100km away, ould travl lik dis?
>>33880226I forgot about that. Doesn't help me with my current thing but might come in handy soonish. Thanks.
>>33880223Yes
>>33880234Nah sounds scary
>>33880228>>33880221Rank unwashed pussy is one of the worst smells in the world
>>33880228Men smell like rancid ass fresh out of shower because they view wiping or scrubbing their buttholes as a homosexual humiliation ritual
>>33880201>What would you even do with X besides the things you want to do with X?Stop asking retarded questions.
>>33880241Meet better men
>>33880208because women need God even more than men
>>33880236don't be messed up anon
>>33880244Where?
>>33880242So there's nothing to do with a woman besides kissing, holding hands, cuddling and sex? I might as well get a pillow at that point.
>>33880238But wat if the oong penis went in your vagina and ten become longerand longer until your destination?
>>33880251I guess. If you're downsexual.
>>33880241Fu, I smell great and have a huge collection of different perfumes.
>>33880255>have a huge collection of different perfumesNTA. (You) definitely smell terrible.
>>33880255You're an outlier, most men would consider a man with a perfume collection a flaming gigahomo, like high heels and cumbrellas tier gay
>>33880241Why do femcels have to make up stuff like this to feel better about themselves?
>>33880254Who wouldn’t be!
women do you support prostate cancer?
>>33880250Places you haven’t looked. They’re out there, in any case.
>>33880268Men would you date a retard if she looked like this?
>>33880252Uguuu~ kyaaaa etc
>>33880241Trust me femanon, you have one bad experience with a woman and dingleberries (whether it's your fault or hers) and you'll be overaware of it for the rest of your life
MenDo you care about girls being too short aside from extreme cases?What's your upper and lower limit?
>>33880278If she can't reach the top shelf, that's too much.
>>33880278I don't have any limits. Also i like a big height difference whatever it's up or down.
>>33880278Ideal is 4'10".
"Men are stinky!" says the woman with a rank cunt.
>>33880278I am attracted to short women but I'd be concerned about having short kids. For marriage maybe 5', but I could make exceptions. I also find taller women attractive due to being teased by my older sister's volleyball friends, so I have no upper limit.
>Gender How do you feel about school being forced to buy bigger chairs to accomadate obesity, instead of forcing good exercice and good food?
>>33880278Not really, no. If she's like a foot or more below me, it might make stuff like kissing awkward, but it's not the end of the world.>What's your upper and lower limit?Don't have any.
>>33880278No, i genuinely don't care what height a girls is
>>33880278No, I don’t mind. I prefer short women.I’m less likely to go after someone who’s a lot taller than me. I’m 5’10”. So like, women over 6’2” probably aren’t for me.
Is he right?
>>33880285MI'm not American
>>33880278I'm not into midgets. But that's probably more to do with body proportions than height alone.I don't have a defined limit. I evaluate things like that on a case by case basis.
>>33880278Lower limit? For hookups? 4’10For dating? 5’4
>>33880278begrudgingly date as short as 5ft, prefer 5'6, would date up to my height but no taller
>>33880291The artist is a known pedophile and he has used real babies for reference when making cub porn.
>>33880298>heIt's she, don't mispronounce
>>33880291If I can convince my friend's 5-year-old daughter to tell her dad she's a cat, she's too young to transition.But I am against the existence of trans people because I think it's a mental disorder that needs to be fixed in the head rather than mutilating the victims and forcing them to an unwinnable battle against the demons in their head. The life expectancy of a transperson is less than 40 years. We should be discouraging it so they can live longer, healthier lives because no amount of cognitive dissonance and people lying to you will actually make you the opposite sex.
>>33880304:^)
>>33880285Female, they can do both. Ensure all kids can be comfortably seated and promote exercise and healthy eating
Sometimes I pretend to struggle to reach an item on the top shelf so a man would grab it for me.
Is it true that a girl will sometimes avoid eye contact and act uninterested around a guy they find attractive? My friend said this and it sounds bs
>>33880291The long term damaging effects of puberty blockers and the fact children are by definition too young and immature to really know what they want are pretty rational reasons I think
>>33880317i'm M and i do this with girls i like
>>33880298Link to the article?
I had 4 dates this week1 was awful and the other 3 cancelledIdk how people do this
>>33880317when they're teenagers maybe
>>33880323Same
Men, would you fuck her?
I'm too busy hating women to pay any attention to them.
Oh she definitely gets her protein ;)
>>33880317not deliberately, but when you're really attracted to him it can be hard to maintain eye contact without getting flustered
>>33880323Sounds gay. But maybe I'm not any better, coming on with sexual offers in the first few minutes of a conversation.
>>33880334no, thats a toddler
>>33880334She looks like an actual monkey.
>>33880334No, she's indian
>>33880334>hamster drinking water.webm
>>33880334No.
>>33880265NTA and M, but incels do the exact same.It's just kids throwing water balloons at each other, not to be taken serious.
>>33880337Let's say u were looking at a guy as he passed and then he made eye contact with you, would you instantly break it if you were attracted? Or would u instantly break eye contact with anybody?
>>33880138>>33880269i support him letting me massage dat prostate
>>33880334Yes if she is not a minor. Would be nice to have some pocket indussy
Is it weird I want to be spanked with a spatula?
>>33880340>>33880351She’s 32yo, she’s the shortest woman in the world, 62cm!
>>33880351She’s 31.
>>33880291I’ll never misgender someone to their face but I, a straight man, have no sexual interest in transwomen for reasons I shouldn’t have to explain. I also will not let any of my children transition. I’ll say that much.
>>33880355>>33880356Good, I definitely would fuck her. I love unique women. It's like getting an SSR character in gacha.
>>33880355>62cmMy dick literally wouldn't fit without her getting infant rape syndrome
NNN? I know a harder challenge. Misogyny Avoidance November. Try not to hate women for a whole MONTH.
>>33880358>I shouldn’t have to explainWhy? Post-op trans girls are basically a woman already.
>>33880334I don't think I would be able to even if I wanted to.
GenderMost attractive accents?Leas attractive accentsI go first>most attractiveItalian, French, Russian>least attractiveindian, africans as a whole, asian
>>33880363I love women so much, I want to have sex with every woman in the world.
>>33880366MI've said it before and i'll say it again>Most attractive accents?Southern USA accent>Least attractive accents?Literally every other USA accent
>>33880278Upper limit is my height, 6'2"Lower limit is like 4'8"As long as she's not a midget and not taller than me, it's not a problem
>>33880366>>Men>Most attractive: Tenessee>Least attractive: India
>>33880366slavic chicks saying "internet" will never not be hot
>>33880364Very stale bait, but I’ll get on my soapbox anyways.A man with cosmetic surgery and hormone therapy is not a woman. Transwomen are mentally ill men who have undergone extensive body modification to cope with a mental illness. I’m not even attracted to real women who have breast implants or plastic surgery, man.
>>33880363Not a quectosecond (already pretty fucking hard not to fail), not a rontosecond, not a yoctosecond, not a zeptosecond, not an attosecond, not a femtosecond, not a picosecond, not a nanosecond, not a microsecond, not a decisecond, not a second, not ten seconds, not a minute, not ten minutes, not an hour not ten hours, not a day, not a week, not a fortnight, but a WHOLE MONTH. NO MISOGYNY FOR A MONTH. PREPOSTEROUS!!! UNBELIEVABLE!!! DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE!!!!
Women is a 5'9" man too short for you?
>>33880363I tried. I actually made it longer than a month, but it wasn't worth it.
>>33880369I don't.
>>33880377No
>>33880374I know what kind of man you arehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/uTMM6HzWuQg
>>33880366>Most attractive accents?I'm weirdly fond of British.>Least attractive accentsAny too thick for me to easily understand.
>>33880375>cosmetic surgeryAnon, there's no dick anymore. They made a pussy in its place. And that's exactly how our bodies work. We're all born the same, but after a while, some grow a cock and some grow a pussy. A woman's clitoris is literally a small cock. The G-spot is what's left of the prostate.
>>33880380whats the shortest you would go then?
>>33878554>>33878556>>33878567yeah but once you realize this is how it is going to be for the rest of your life............faking........................
Can we start reporting him for spam?
>>33880388>They made a pussy in its place.They made a pale imitation of it. I really don’t want to get ugly about my thoughts on this.I hope that doctors and surgeons will come to someday retire the practice of SRS in favor of new forms of psychiatry and therapy.
>>33880349i wouldn't be attracted if i didn't know him beforehand. i also wouldn't prolong eye contact with a stranger walking by. if i knew him, was attracted to him, and instead of stopping for a conversation we passed each other trying to get to different places, i'd break eye contact like with anybody else. it's weird to expect someone to keep staring in that situation.
>>33880383>BritishThis doesn't mean anything. That's a huge range of accents, and most of them are awful. Certain RP accents can be attractive though.
Men, do you preffer innie or outie pussy?
>>33880396I think there are at least three people posting that.
Where, oh, where is my fine shyt gyatt cumslut tradwife gf.
>>33880399Bold of you to assume I know the difference! I couldn't even tell you the different accents of my own country.
>>33880401Outie.
Signs a shy girl is into you?
>>33880291My bf supports it
>>33880401innie
>>33880399I almost replied and said that ironically, he probably couldn’t understand some British accents. I could barely understand my grandpa from Liverpool sometimes, and even my stepdad from Gloucestershire was a little hard to hear when he first moved here.
>>33880396>start
>>33880401Really doesn't matter to me. As long as it doesn't smell bad
>>33880401Innie.
>>33880401I'm more concerned with how puffy it is
>>33880409she acts shy
>>33880401I prefer the one that's in my face.
>>33880401innieoutie is a no go for me, get surgery
Women, dick has a dark line around where i was cut and then down the center of my shaft down to my balls. Is this ugly?
>>33880425>cutits over bro
>>33880425dicks are ugly on principle
>>33880427>>33880428:(
Women, will you think less of me if I install a children’s battle royale video game and pay real money for a Krusty the Clown skin?
>>33880428Dicks are better looking than pussiest. NOT gay
Why did she stick out her gyatt for the rizzler
>>33880435cause she just wanted to be your sigma
>>33880431people still play fortnite?
Happy Halloween everyoneWhat's your favorite costume you've ever worn?MI remember dressing up as venom from Spider-Man 3 as a kid
>>33880381
>>33880438My little bro got back into it recently. I’m weak to the promise of pooping on 12 yo noobs as a Simpsons character mostly
>>33880435Because he was skibidi
women would you rather compassion or cum passion?
>>33880401No.
Yeah uh I fell for the propaganda and I love Russian women
>>33880449Shame russia itself is so ... turbulent
State gender How often do you have a unisex get together , or even a unisex outing? I’ve realized that most of my friend group is men (I am a man), and every time I’ve had a get together, whether at my place or my friends place, it’s a meat fest. Most of the women I know have a mostly women friend group too.It’s one thing to have a unisex social circle. But when you go out to events, to friends places or invite them to your place, is there a event distribution of sexes?
GenderHave you been to any major events connected to sex, like Folsom, Burning Man, or the Horse Fair? If you have, what was your experience like? If you haven't, would you want to go?
>>33880449>Imagine the headacheNO Latinas, Slavics, or ArabsI value my sanity
>>33880442if anyone ever questions it just say you're playing it for your brother. or be honest and filter vapid whores.
>>33880449Slavic women are incredibly hot until they turn like, 34
>>33880458Henpecking is what makes men great
>>33880454Is there a decent* distribution
>>33880449Yes and I fuck themt. Russian bi femboy
>>33880465That's why Arab, Slavic, and Latino men are so great
>>33880459I always do the latter.I was a genuine hater of Fortnite for a long time because annoying kids played it, but that zero build mode has actually stolen something like 30hrs from me over the span of playing it for a few years. Not a bad game, helped by being able to hit the dab as Piccolo or Vegeta or whatever
Can women tell when a guy has masturbated recently?
>>33880456MNo , I haven’t. What are these events like? How is it any different than going to a party and then hooking up? Genuinely asking
>>33880469Sounds like a you problem desu
>>33880475I doubt it. I constantly masturbated when I lived with my single mother from like age 12 to 20, and I don't think she ever found out.
Who else spending Halloween alone at home cus ur epic B)
>>33880486Yes finna smoke weed and goon
Can women easily tell when a guy is into them?
>>33880456I haven’t, it was fun, but all in all, as I guy who grew up kind of straight edge, I think “degeneracy” is overrated in how fun it is. You got people act like alt party drug heads are some special group who know how to “ live life” but it is whatever , nothing special.What I find special , way of living wise, is those people who do risky stunts or adventuring. I forgot the name, but you know those people who traverse through very tight cave wedges?Those are the people who make ms ay “wow, what a unique way of living. I could never do this shit. More power to them”
>>33880485she knew
>>33880485What makes you think she didn't know?
>>33880454I'm part of some local STEM, anime and gayming communities that are 70+% male but none of them ever come to hang out so the meetups are usually like ~20 women and 1 tranny, plus maybe somebody's normgroid bf who was forced to come along
>>33880468No meme but if you're the one who was posting earlier are you concerned about becoming incontinent by getting your bussy stuffed so much
>>33880485NTA, we can tell when you do it, especially when we're living together. Including family. Please don't make me be more specific.
>>33880486No official Halloween in my country
>>33880491I have*Fuck I suck ay typing while masturbating
>>33880493She never talked to me about it. Even when she found a pile of tissues around my bed, I told her I'd spilled juice and used them to clean it up, and apparently, she believed me.
State genderAre you celebrating Halloween this year? And in what way?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ppu5BsqKck>Halloween, you are my pride>Halloween, not just a dream
gf is on holiday with her family for a month in a different timezone. it has made me realize i might be a little codependent. how do people maintain a ldr jesus christ
>>33880508F, yes. Dressing up and going to some parties for the free food.
>>33880485>*spends 20 minutes panting and gasping in the bathroom*>*doesn't even pretend to flush the toilet*>*forgets cum tissue somewhere visible*>*emerges red-faced and reeking of cum and sweat*>hmm... flawless execution, just like big bossMoids really do be like this
>>33880511Well text her when you feel lonely and try not to think her too much
>>33880454Female, I get together with girls only friends all the time, probably 1-2/week. If we're hosting something, it's usually with other couples, although we have an open house party twice a year and there's usually slightly more single women
How susceptible are you to peer pressure? State gender. If the guy/girl of your dreams says “here, try this drug, it’s fun” that you’ve never taken before, will you take it? What if it’s a group of friends?
>shoeonhead made a video about /r/kitchencelsThat was OUR saltmine, fuck! Who sold us out? That was rightfvl /atoga/ clay. Who leaked it?
>>33880496>incontinentI'm a degenerate, but I'm not stupid. I want to live long, stay pretty, be healthy, and fuck and get fucked for as long as possible. That's why I get regular checkups and testing.
>>33880507>She never talked to me about it.So?>apparently, she believed me.lol
>>33880508It's a day for the foids to dress up like whores and get drunk, and for the chads to bang aforementioned drunk whores in some dark alleywaySo the answer is no
>>33880535>the chads to bang aforementioned drunk whores in some dark alleywayIsn’t that considered rape now?
>>33880508Female, carved pumpkins, decorated, and will be handing out candy. Most just spending a quiet night at home, the weather is miserable and crowds/traffic will be crazy tonight especially if the Blue Jays win
>date goes awful >second date cancels and doesnt reschedule>third date does the same>fourth disappears entirely from the appIm never going to get a gf
>>33880527MI already did this
>>33880527>How susceptible are you to peer pressure? State gender. If the guy/girl of your dreams says “here, try this drug, it’s fun” that you’ve never taken before, >will you take it? No. In the past I have>What if it’s a group of friends?Not anymore
women should be like cigarettesskinny, white and extremely bad for my healtha lil stinky too
I hate the sun
>>33880539No because he is Chad so sex is automatically consensual
>>33880541>Having dates>complainingI have no words for you
mumu ogun thunder strike your village
Gender What sex toys do you have?I already know the answers. Moids will have none because apparently fucking a rubbussy is gay or some shit. Foids will have a few. As a moid with a decent collection, I'm still curious.
I’m bad at sex even tho I listen and put in effort. Is this normal?
I still feel ugly but I took a bus to a craft store and saw all the creatures and felt better about myself Then I went back to campus and now I feel ugly againAtleast I just got back good scores on my exams
>>33880574It's kinda like singing I imagine, you can practice and get good, but that's not the same as having a nice voice
>>33880575Kot
>>33880575shut to hell your mouth
>>33880576But with singing you can also practice and always be terrible at it, no matter what you do
I want to stop looking and interacting with women again.I did that last year for a month and it did wonders for my wellbeing.
>>33880573FClit vibe, internal vibe, and a butt plug. Although the internal vibe is too big for me so I usually use that or the other one externally while putting the butt plug (clean!!!) in my vagina.And for the record, I don't think there's anything wrong with men having sex toys.
>>33880567What'd it ever do to you huh
>>33880589How is this OK but if a guy is looking at porn he is a gooner
>>33880579I wear black burettes not white, idiot
>>33880574Yes. It could be several reasons that may be just part of your character. Suck at stroking or keeping/changing rhythm, tire easily, trouble hitting certain positions or angles, you may lack rawness (you know how sometimes you just turn into an animal when you’re horny?)
>>33880575Score a man dumbass
>>33880575>I took a bus to a craft store and saw all the creaturesYou saw all the creatures at the craft store??? What?
>>33880598I’m bad at everything you listed
>>33880592Hurts my pretty eyes after a night of insomnia
>>33880599There’s this cute physics major in my class that I talk to during and after every class, I really hope he’s single and picks up that I like him
>>33880574>Having sex>complainingAre people out of their minds recently
>>33880604Some of this just comes from lack of experience. For every “sexual god” virgin/low experience man there’s probably 9 who are mediocre. The more they have sex the better they’ll get. Theres a reason why people like promiscuity deep down. More sex you have= higher chance you’re better at sex = better sexual partner
>>33880610sex can be bad, you know.
>>33880602people who look like they can’t jump more than a centimeter
>>33880613I’m 33 years old. I don’t think it’s going to get better desu
>>33880593Stop putting words in my mouth
The last several weeks I've been feeling dizzy. It comes and goes, and I don't know what causes it. It's never happened to me before. It happens while I'm just sitting. Does anybody have any idea what's going on? I'm dizzy right now.
>>33880617Age doesn’t matter. How many people have you slept with, and how much times have you had sex?
>>33880609You don't have time for that, you need to move fast and bag him up before he realizes how you are
>>33880589>internal vibe is too bigIs it because it's too big, or are you too tight for it?Also, have you tried wearing a butt plug in public? I heard some girls do and I honestly find it very hot.>And for the record, I don't think there's anything wrong with men having sex toys.I know, right? Everyone masturbates anyway, so why not use things that make it more pleasurable?
>>33880618You know exactly what I mean foid
>>33880609Post an outfit you like, what's your style?
>>33880623too much dick in the ass.
>>33880606So sorry, pretty anon
>>33880573FZero, I don’t masturbate much at all
>>338806242. and I’m not sure. Maybe 50 times
God I hate Halloween You shouldn't be an adult and this into a holiday
>>33880623Squeeze your calves really tight and your hands and if it feels a little better you have hypotension.
>>33880634rumao.
>>33880640Seconded
>>33880640Why?
>>33880634It's okay. Some people have fewer desires and can focus more on other things.
>>33880644Why?
>>3388063550 times 2 people. Yea, those are still rookie numbers. Especially when you consider some couples are having sex multiple times a week or once a day. But still, the fact is, you’re actually open to getting better, you’re not one of these jackhammers and leaves dudes who woman only like because he’s a chad or has a big dick. You’ll eventually get better.
>>33880630Mostly tshirts and a variety of bottoms, sometimes Jeans sometimes corduroy sometimes shorts I don’t really have a style because buying new clothes makes me feel guilty. I have a big Pinterest board of clothes I want but I never buy them
>>33880624>Age doesn’t matterNta but it does matter. There is a reason why people say sex is better in your 30s and 40s. Because you have 10-20 years worth of sex experience by then. It’s also a reason why women are attracted to men in their 30s. They are still fit, and they have a decade of sex knowledge. For the OP, he’s a decade behind his peers, and will be expected to already have all those years of experience. But he doesn’t, so he will always be a disappointment, and he is aware of that obviously
>>33880640>You shouldn't be an adult and this into a holidayI'm not very fond of halloween either, but this is a shit sentiment.
>>33880628>Is it because it's too big, or are you too tight for it?Too tight, also I'm impatient (put it in too soon) and don't really have proper lube lol >Also, have you tried wearing a butt plug in public?No, I think it'd be too uncomfortable>>33880629I think there is a lot of exploitation in the porn industry but I don't think there's anything inherently wrong with the concept of sex on tape.
>>33880641I'll try that. I'm not sure that's what I have but I'll try it.
>>33880651how will I eventually get better? I don’t see it happening. I think I messed up by not having sex when I was younger
>>33880656>men in their 30s. They are still fit, and they have a decade of sex knowledge.Yeah, guys in this thread surely have decades of sex knowledge...
Girls how was your Halloween dick appointment?
>>33880664Normies don’t visit 4chan
Genderleft or right?I need input from both genders
>>33880634>frigid woman wonders why she can't get a bfI think i solved the mystery.
>>33880670MaleNeither
>>33880648Adults shouldn't be wearing costumesYou're not 5
>>33880670MaleRight is so much better
>>33880640It's fun to decorate and make cute little candy bags and see the trick or treaters. Holidays give us a fun excuse to do something special and different
>>33880650Because Halloween is the labubu of holidays
>>33880675You sound fun at parties.
>>33880665How was yours?
>>33880670right?left seems high maintenance in the worst wayimagine a guy whos REALLY into watching sports
>>33880678Reading this post gave me tinnitus
>>33880670MThe girl on the left doesn't even look realLike she's a bad sex dollWhy do so many girls like the Trump makeup look anyways?
>>33880671To get a boyfriend I need to be a slut??
>>33880670Female, both gorgeous but I feel like left is using some heavy filters. Sydney seems sweet
womencan you puff out your chest and pop a button on your shirt?
>>33880670Last time when you asked I wasn't horny and I said right, I'm horny now and leftmake of that what you will
>>33880677>excuseFor fucks sake you fuckers always need a fucking excuse to do everythingSo being a goddamn baby>>33880681If this is what it takes to be fun, then I won't be
>>33880683Old boy could handle only few pumps sadly
>>33880670MThe woman on the left is so made up that she wraps around to looking genuinely ugly
>>33880670MLeft. Although right does have a cute smile.
I almost punched a random guy on campus in the face for dressing up like Charlie Kirk for Halloween. Glad I didn't get my ass arrested, or worse. Fucking distasteful.>>33880692NO.Putting out will not get you a boyfriend. If the milk is free, why buy the cow?
>>33880655You should thiccen up your legs a bit with cycling and maybe even your armsDon't ask me why
>>33880670Dick haverBoth
Women, is it true that you don't really care if your bf is strong?
>>33880700Lol too soon? Disrespectful? It was funny as hell man
>>33880696Yeah it's called culture and tradition and being part of a larger community
>>33880705I feel like if you can carry your gf you're probably in the clear
>>33880700Masturbating makes me feel bad
>>33880700I generally support edgy humor, but I have a hard time laughing when you know that person is probably truly happy that a man was murdered because he doesn't agree with his opinions, and would like more conservatives to be murdered as well. I don't blame you for being angry.
>>33880710Bad? That's the opposite of what it's supposed to do. Why bad?
>>33880710And that's why you'd rather rack up the body count
>>33880707Strangely that pic doesn't upset me at all and I've even posted it on /lolg/.Edgy on the internet is not the same as edgy irl
The Miracle of the Femanon
BoysWould you stand in Bonnie Blue’s line?
>>33880714I imagine sex would feel better if I got the chance ti experience it
>>33880717I agree. Huge fan
>>33880708It's "tradition" that's only amplified in the last few years?
>>33880711NtaI'm tired of people calling me a commie or a leftists for finding a popular lolcow getting shot funny because it is. It genuinely made me happy and I agree with many of his talking points, it was just good content, amazing TVBut no, if you say that people assume you're a a retarded leftoid
>>33880715>any length of time.sooo... you have to find someone who was born the exact same second as you?
>>33880720Oh hell no.
Not American. What's the deal with Remembrance Day?
>>33880720Maybe for like 3 million dollars
>>33880720Yes
>>33880716Imagine posting in lolg in 2025
>>33880720I already did
>>33880700>dressing up like Charlie Kirkso like... a guy, wearing shirts and pants.
>>33880720Depends on the catering
>>33880709Americans are out then, I guess. That's way too big an ask.
>>33880724I have Halloween decorations I inherited from my great grandmother
>>33880721Bitch you could trip over while studying STEM and land on some dick, what's wrong with you?
>>33880720NoMaybe that's why women don't like me
Is a bmi of 23 fat?
>>33880729We have a similar day called Memorial Day in the US. Canada and Australia do Remembrance Day.We mourn the deaths of military servicemen on Memorial Day.
>>33880729Remembrance Day isn't American I don't think, I think they do something different
>>33880710It's meant to make you feel good.
>>33880750bmi is irrelevant, hip to waist ratio is the accurate measure of attractiveness for women
>>33880720Yes, it looked like so much fun.
>>33880750Yes. Unless you have notably high (relative to the average) muscle mass, anything even in the 'normal' range is essentially overweight, most people should be around 18 now for the chart to more accurately represent what it was intended to.
>>33880735No, with a bloodied t-shirt that said "Freedumb"
>>33880744What are they? I'm boring; I never decorate
>no job>phone utterly dead on halloween which is a friday night>just lying in bed thinking about how im gonna do this until I die in my mid-40si want a do overplease just let me try again
>>33880720No. I'm sad to have to admit I understood this questions.
>>33880725You are a sociopath and you should be deported. I don't care if you were born in America. You should be deported somewhere else.
It's literally impossible to be boyfriendless on Halloween... It's fall, the most romantic season too.... Install tinder right now, put on a costume and have swx
Going to start lying that i have 3 other dates set up that week to make women think im in demand and fomo on me
>>33880733fr? qrd?
>>33880760..18 is underweight though
>>33880750Fat? More like flat, lol
>>33880751>Australia do Remembrance Day.No, the main commemorations of fallen soldiers in Australia and New Zealand take place on ANZAC Day.
>>33880773Ah, my bad.
>>33880766Give me a break, violence is one of the most basic forms of entertainment. Plus he was debating gun control and got shot, that's hilarious. I'm not a sociopath by the way, neither were the Romans watching fights at the Colosseum.> I don't care if you were born in America. You should be deported somewhere else.So much for freedom
Women, do you like men who are into fashion, skincare, and that kind of thing? I'm not talking about femboys, just regular guys who know how to take care of their appearance.
>>33880761I didn't follow Charlie Kirk when he was alive, but I ordered a Freedom shirt after he died. My political views weren't exactly the same as his, but the people who celebrated his death would celebrate mine too.
>>33880777>I'm not a sociopathYou're a textbook example of a sociopath.
>>33880777He was pointing out how disproportionately violent trannies are, and then a trannyfucker shot him.
>>33880777Edgy boy
Happy Halloween
>>33880766NTA and not a lefty generally but come on. He literally died defending and debating on behalf of gun rights. And his very last words were related to gang violence, only to be killed by a weird loner white incel in one of the whitest states in the USA. That IS a funny way to go out. Shame he was just starting to criticize Israel though.
>>33880573FFrom best to worst>satisfyer pro 1+>thin metal g-spot wand>really slippery thin PVC dildo, vague glans shape>satisfyer pro 3+>smooth curved silicone dildo>realistic bendy silicone dildo, soft and squishy with a hard core>small pink suction cup dildo>satisfyer curvy 3 with remote control app>satisfyer g-spot rabbit (unusable)>g-spot vibrator (unusable)>ben wa balls (unusable)>tracy's dog p.cat (fucking horrible, nearly drilled my clit off through jeans)I'm probably forgetting something.
>>33880770It's just based on averages of the population. Back when the charts were made average muscle mass was higher, the charts now generally overestimate how lean people are by about 2 points
Oh no. I think this girl thinks I like her after chatting with her two times and is avoiding me. The last 3 times I've seen her she's avoided eye contact, responded flippant and sad, and most recently tried obstructing herself with her hair lol. I didn't say anything to her because at first I wasn't sure if it was actually her or not, but by the time I confirmed it I had already passed her. I don't really like making awkward silent avoidances, so I think I'll just try to be friendly despite it. I'm not interested in her, she asked me about grad school and I answered her, so I don't know what's up.
>>33880575At least ur smart. I would kill to be smart. Low IQ factory work is humiliating
>>33880796If someone thinks cars should be legal and they die in a car crash, would you think that's funny?
>>33880803I don't think it's worth it to be as neurotic as kittenposter
>>33880795literally me except I'm white
>>33880768There's no way this can backfire.
>>33880792Kek, that's what they call a minority vote>>33880786Nope>>33880793Ty :3
>>33880797well have you thought about a real dick instead of spending hundreds on plastic toys?
>>33880806Despite the obvious false equivalence you tried to draw between tools designed to kill people v.s. tools designed with an alternate use in mind? Yes, still somewhat funny. I'm gonna miss how much he made niggers and foids seethe. But the ironic nature of such a demise does have a comedic element to it, the tragedy of the situation does not change that. You're just clutching pearls.
>>33880812>using fag emoticonsMakes sense. You’ve probably never been hit in your life
>>33880762Little witch dolls flying on broomsticks, with these cute old fashioned outfits. I actually think they might be Christmas Befana witches they got in Italy lol, but my grandparents always had them out at Halloween and now I have them
I need confidence for Halloween please help
>>33880819Thank god, we saw what happened to Charlie
>>33880573MI have two onaholes, one shaped like a mouth and the other like a small torso. I haven't used them in years, though.
>>33880818I don't see any reason why you should be allowed to remain in America.
>>33880814I bought every single one of those during a relationship and I'd put meat dick in the "unusable" category, it was too big and slow to operate and consistently exploded before I was even halfway there.
>>33880822Just do it!!!
>>33880820>BefanaOh cool, I didn’t know they had a Christmas hag over there. That sounds real cute
>>33880822Confidence to dress slutty to get railed by chad?
>>33880829It's a good thing that kike-lovers getting shot doesn't give random simp faggots on 4chan the right to deport me, then.
>>33880797Nice collection. What was your longest session? Have you ever tried using most of them at once?>>33880826>I haven't used them in yearsWhy? Did you not like the experience, or is this your way of saying you found a girlfriend?
I don’t have friends to go out with I’m just going to be walking out alone with my costume :(This was my inspiration btw but I’m a lot uglier than them
>>33880822You could make a very convincing witch.
>>33880831Maybe look for a moid who is able to use his fucking tongue and hands instead of pyscho chad who only cares about his pleasure foid
>>33880822confidence about what
>>33880841Chad Zoomers are fucking these right now while atogacels are posting here
>>33880840They require a bunch of prep work, cleanup is gross, and while they felt insanely, insanely good, they made me orgasm so quickly that it wasn't worth it.
Spending Halloween posting with femcels ftmfw
State genderDo you believe in the saying “there’s never a right time to have a child”? I’ve had parents tell me this and I think it’s bullshit. If I’m a 16 year old dude with a 16 year old girl pregnant that’s obviously not the right time, but being in an emotionally/financially stable place in an intact relationship is a good time.
>>33880831>I'd put meat dick in the "unusable" categoryHey, don't generalize all meat dildos. I'm quite confident in my medium size, great stamina, and skills.
>>33880849>femcelsrepeat after meFEMCELSDONOEXIST
Yeah I'm hating women. It's pretty neat; you should try it.
>>33880852I’d like to add. People tell me this when I say “I’m not ready to have a child. I want to wait until I’m in a better place”. Sure, for some people, that “better place” never comes, but I’d like to try before bringing a life into this world.
>>33880836They are pretty cute! Although I just did a reverse image search and apparently they're Norwegian kitchen witches so it looks like I was wrong. But to me they are Halloween decorations lol
Where do I find a cuckoldress
>>33880854This is so true!
>>33880822Just go as a nudist
>>33880854They exist, but I’m a danger to their careers
Guys, how do I not hate you as a gender? I'm totally serious.
>>33878529I'd be a dentist because I am one now.
>>33880849I'm watching the original Halloween while preparing cake pans to make Christmas fruitcake tomorrow
>>33880664I have 20 years of experience
>>33880848I agree with everything except the worth part. When you do it routinely, the prep work and cleaning become fast. After some time, you also become less prone to cumming quickly, which has enhanced my sex life in general.
>>33880852there's no such thing as a perfect time for anything
MenLooking at or thinking about women is gay. You should instead focus on making as much money as possible so you can retire early and buy a fucking island
getting mogged by men 10yr younger is an insane experience. Horrifying.
So I should kill myself posthaste right
I avoid women and don't ever talk to them IRL.
>>33880864We wonder the same thing about women. Seems impossible.
>>33880852>If I’m a 16 year old dude with a 16 year old girl pregnantIs this a hypothetical question, or are you for real?
>>33880867Lol I love the November 1st fruitcake. You waste no timeI was thinking about throwing a horror movie on tonight after work but haven’t decided what yet.
>>33880864Why do we care if you hate us? You're just random person. Nobody cares if you hate or like anyone. Nobody even cares if you're alive. Hate or like whatever you want. It doesn't matter either way.
>>33880875I only feel bad when I get confidence mogged by someone younger
>>33880875>getting mogged by men 10yr younger is an insane experienceWhy? That's exactly how it's always been when society is on a progressive curve. Also, people typically prefer younger partners in general.
>>33880877No >:|
>>33880864Why would you hate men?>>33880875Suicide fuel, women will always cheat on their husbands with a younger guy. Imagine dating a doctor or a teacher, they'll 100% cuck you with a younger version of yourself
>>33880874This was my grandad’s internal monologue in the 70s and 80s
>>33880822The only person who can give you confidence is yourself
>>33880882Jacob's Ladder
I was about to write a lengthy post about an argument I had over chores but then I realized it wasn’t worth it. Think I’m done with
>>33880894I keep hearing about the negative stuff they do, not so much the positve.
>>33880895Your granddad is a smart and wise man
NO NUT NOVEMBERRRR is coming BABY WHO HERE IS WITH ME
>>33880906Yes, but he and his wife sleep in different bedrooms and my mom has huge daddy issues
>>33880905That's because the vast majority of women are getting pumped and dumped by a very small group of men.
>>33880909Hell no, it's bad for your prostate to be horny but not coom
Imagine having a 3 year old child and still killing yourself
>>33880874>You should instead focus on making as much money as possible so you can retire early and buy a fucking islandI could go to a bar right now and have about a 60% chance of going home with a woman. But actually earning enough to buy an island seems impossible.
>>33880898o7 I'll let you know what I think of it. I haven't seen it before
>>33880852imagine being 26 and having a 10yo.that wouldnt even be such a big age gap when it comes to world experience. I imagine being super easy to bond with and you still being so young could basically keep up with them for their entire pubertymy sister had her first kid at 22 and she's just now turning 30 while her peers are just starting. there a huge difference in how easy the kids are to handle
Just took a bath and shaved my neckbeard.Feels pretty good.Also got new razor blades so that's nice.
Men were more manly when they were forced to go to war instead of sitting in their bedroom jacking off to cartoon porn
>>33880882It sounds silly lol but all the spices in the cake need time to ripen and we wrap it in rum soaked cheesecloth that we keep resoaking, so by the time December rolls around it's really rich and boozyI love horror movies. Do you have certain kind you like?
I want a femdomme aaaaa
>>3388075528.5” to 38”
Binge watched true detective season 1 in preparation for today.State gender.Any advice to be a cheater that can’t be caught?
>>33880925>die a trench filthy moidsAnd then you wonder why we hate women so much. You CANNOT hate women enough.
>>33880905 Can't you just ignore bad men and find a good husband that will protect you from bad ones?
>>33880927Dominant women don't exist.
>>33880925Men were doing that when women were worth dying overWomen were more womanly when they didnt fuck 20 people by the age of 12 and knew how to cook
>>33880925The male fantasy.https://youtu.be/ju8R8gwD-Vg
>>33880935No. The thought of gettng a bad one has put me off looking at all.
>>33880918>imagine being 26 and having a 10yo.I had the highest gpa in my class and was a model student. And now, some of my classmates already have kids in school or are at least married, while all I do is drink, play games, gamble, and have sex with random hookups, fwb, and prostitutes. Crazy.
>>33880852Female, obviously there are really bad and irresponsible times to have a child, but yeah your parents are right. There's never a perfect time. You'll never feel completely "ready" I don't think, like we never feel perfectly grown up or like we have all the answers or have our life completely in order. It's really a matter of being "ready enough"
Yeah I think I'm gonna hate women every day and there's nothing that any of them could possibly do to convince me otherwise.
>>33880926Damn that sounds nice. I want pics in DecemberI have really cheesy taste in them probably lol. I love the Evil Dead movies. Rosemary's Baby is another one I've seen that I liked a lot. Oh, I liked The Omen and The Exorcist a lot too. John Carpenter's The Thing is also one of my favorite movies, if that counts.I've seen Halloween, Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elm St. too but haven't watched any of the sequels.Any other movies on the menu today?
>>33880951At least misogynistic chads can still get laid and hate women. What do you do? Spend your whole day in this thread?
>>33880937Yet all women are psychopathic and have greater EGOs than TON 618 supermassive black hole
>>33880956I don't care about chads.>Spend your whole day in this thread?No, just when I get bored.
>>33880852There's never a right time to force an innocent soul into this shitshow.
>>33880937Real. I feel like for a woman to “dominate” you have to legitimately go easy and let her or be a short skinny wet noodle I can’t even take the idea seriously
Women, say something horny
>>33880925Women were more womanly when they shut the fuck up and put out every time their arranged marriage husband told them its time for sex
Fuck normalfags with friendsI will be gaming and smoking weed alone tonight
>>33880924I have to hot shower into hot bath with heavy applications of the kind of shaving gel that embrittles the hair for my brand new 7 bladed razors to cut through the fucking metal wires that grow out of my face, and I have to do this at least every day I'm going to actually leave the house. it's expensive AF and I'm fucking broke. I have a straight razor that I gave up on trying to use but I think I'm just going to have to spend my evenings trying to sharpen the thing so I can afford to shave. or get a second job
>The most obvious bait >works
>>33880971>weed>gaming In other words you’re just a normalfag without friends
>>33880930Not bad
Men, has post nut clarity ever been a benefit for you ?
I gotta train... to become... the biggest.. misogynist that's ever lived!
>>33880983...every time? Maybe you're confused
>>33880972I don't think I'll ever use a straight razor, safety razors are like the middle ground for me since I can be reckless and still only end up with minor cuts and not a sliced artery, plus the whole leather strap thing just seems like a hassle.I've been using these blades, nice and sharp, works for me.
>>33880930>38”Doggystyle material
>>33880983Not really. The only real clarity is that I've suddenly stopped thinking like an animal.It's never provided any real epiphanies or revelations to me before, if that's what you mean. It also isn't something I really rely on to manage stress or anxiety.
Is the hatred for promiscuity for some men predominantly instinctual (like finding smelly poop disgusting), societal (influence by religion/government/society) or just spite and jealousy ?
Imagine being a manlet but also in a country like the Netherlands. Wild.
>>33880976What's your criteria for normalfags and not-normalfags?
>>33880932The only good season
>>33880983I always jerk off before texting a girl.
>>33881001I hope you tell them that so they know who you truly are.
>>33880997I think it's related to paternal uncertainty, so instinctual.
>>33880998I knew of one, he was bald but had a good body
>>33880997Mostly societal, some jealousy/spite
>>33881001You should cut that out, bro.
>>33880997I think I just hate women.
>>33881003>>33881010Why is that bad?
>>33880997Disgust. It's like the reaction to homosexuality.
>>33881012Having a clear head is le bad.
>>33880983Yeah, helped me realize someone I was talking to was full of red flags.
>>33881012Because it means you see women purely as sexual objects. Do you jack off before you go talk to your friends?
>>33881012Self-control doesn't hurt. Being able to flirt with girls without immediately masturbating is good for you.
>>33880983Sometimes when I was younger I would coom the morning or night before a date just so I'm not drooling over her tits the whole time
>>33881015It doesn't really clear your head. It just sates anon's addiction to masturbating. He is quite literally describing compulsively masturbating.
I’m 27 and haven’t had a girlfriend in 9 months. It’s unironically over.
>>33881028I'm 30 and haven't had one in 6 years. I'm some kind of lich or ghost, I guess.
>>33881018the point is to NOT see them sexually, which means venting some steam first
>>33881028I'm 25 and I haven't had one in 25 years.
I think casual suits for men are going to come backWe are getting left in the dust by women aesthetically
>>33881018>Because it means you see women purely as sexual objects.It's actually the opposite, I genuinely want to get to know them so I keep the horny at bay.
my wife and i are yuppie scum, if you are one of these new types who is suspicious of successful people and believes that people with salaries need to check their privilege, you dont need to reply to this post at all.following from the above, it stands to reason why my wife has become somewhat snobby and standoffish in the past few years. i, having seen the ruin of my generation coming miles away, cut everyone off after high school and have literally not one remaining friend on earth. my wife has a friend group from high school, but they are all poor/unhealthy/chronic drinkers, and are now at the point where they will openly insult her attempts at organizing something because they dont want to attend anything wherein you might look silly in sweats.she's abstracted from this experience (the decay of her friend group due to income disparity) to the conclusion that we just dont need friends at all. but at the same time she gets miffed if we dont have interesting plans for halloween night. like, movie night is fine, "but thats every night." now that we have the income that we aspired to, well, we sort of want a friend group to go do yuppie shit withso how does a couple go about it?the specific girl question: there is a couple in my building that seems eligible, nice car, cute dog, etc. - the woman in the couple is clearly the more outgoing one, as i am in my relationship. when we first met them, i was friendly, my wife was a bit curt however. nothing overly rude, just short after a long day. they had just moved in, they were trying to be friendly, and well you know how that can go sometimes. since then ive bumped into her here and there, i know the guy will never speak to me unless the social situation was prior sanctioned, he's always got airpodsis there any way for me to approach this without it seeming like im hitting on her? im genuinely not. we just need people to get out with. there's only so many times we can do the same date, you know what i mean?
>>33881023Lol, same
Are there any male volcels here? Why are you voluntarily celibate? And where is the line between an incel and a volcel? Can it not be argued a volcel is an incel who is delusional ?
Women, have you thought about becoming a muscle mommy?
Hey goys what do you think of this epic song?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyknBTm_YyM
>>33880966I want dih That good?
>>33880997Not wanting to marry a promiscuous woman doesn't mean you hate her or hate promiscuity bruv. I do kinda hate cheaters and cheating though.
>>33881051It's the other way around, an incel is a volcel who is delusional
>>33881051Yeah, I was a volcel for years until just recently. If you ask me, I think most incels are delusional volcels.I was voluntarily celibate for years because my last relationship kind of completely sucked my soul out of my body and left me a lifeless husk.I've never had any interest in hooking up with women, only dating, and I haven't felt like dating for a long time until recently.
Some still call him Pig.
>>33881057Is that slang for dick?
>>33881062He did the right thing.
>>33881051One time I was talking to a really hot guy at my dorm like stereotypical “Chad” and he called himself an uncle cause he doesn’t get sex, supposedlySo I assume that makes him “volcel” or whatever
>>33881066sloot
I'm tired of people arguing incels are doing it voluntarily
Male anons are you up on your girth control or are you still getting your deriods?
>>33881055The lyrics aren't relatable
>>33881071I had a nocturnal emission two nights ago.
>>33881045Just keep mentioning your wife constantly, she'll get the hint
>Set up schedule for next semester>Perfect time, classes seem relatively enjoyable>Day before I can register my schedule, one of the classes is full>Find a substitute in the same time slot>At midnight last night it wouldn't let me register despite it being the day of>Go to bed>Wake up>Another class is now fullI actually hate College
>>33881053yeah but it's too hard>>33881071this post came from an alternate universe
>>33881080ALSO>One class wouldn't proceed because it was out of my field of studyThis is bullshit, why did it let me hold onto it in my cart and schedule at all then? Why is there even stupid shit like that? Isn't general education requirements meant to be to explore other topics outside of your expertise? And for money for the school of course.
Girls, I know you generally don't like gambling, but if a guy plays poker once a month with his friends tournament style, where everybody buys in and the winner after everyone else gets eliminated receives all the money, is that okay with you? Say he only puts up $10 into the prize pool.
>>33881076yeah, i know - i just dont want to (a) seem like im somehow blaming my wife or using her as an excuse, this seems more creepy/intrusive in a paradoxical way and (b) how do you actually go about meeting people in your own apartment building, maybe it varies building to building and im just in a bad area and need to move.any way - i probably wont even do anything different from what ive always done. we just get these vague longings for a more vibrant social life here and there
>>33881085Poker isn't gambling
All, what do you look for in a partner? Do you have a set list of things you look for or is it more if they’re chill and match your energy? My last relationship was 5 years ago and I don’t even know what I want anymore.
A man who is a fan of Ralph Bakshi. Green Flag or Red Flag?
Ain’t got nobody to bounce on it spooky style. Sad skeleton
>>33880997I've always loved sluts, even as a kid. There was this girl in my class who totally looked and acted like one, she’d wear ripped tights and a miniskirt that was maybe an inch long. We're talking seventh grade here, and the teachers were always on her case about it. She was my first crush.When class let out, she'd often come over, straddle my lap facing me, and we'd just hug and kiss. Sometimes it tasted like cigarettes because she smoked. She even invited me over to her place. If you're thinking I fucked her, think again. I was a stupid kid and thought it would be boring, so I declined. I didn't get the hints, and I didn't know much about sex beyond that it's something adults did. To clarify, I wasn't the one asking her for anything, she was always the one making the moves on me.So by the time I switched schools, nothing had ever happened between us.Not that it's some big tragedy. I've fucked plenty of sluts since then, it just shows I was always drawn to them.
One of the best things about growing up is you can yell back at retarded boomers and genxers when they get upset at you over minorthing#12938434567
>>33881092They act like a pet with benefits. Now disclaimer, I don't want to fuck dogs or cats. I just mean the same energy, like someone who approaches you with hope and love in their eyes like a pet would, and who nestles against you like a beloved pet, except they also want to have sex.
>>33881080I have 30 credits selected for my next semester schedule and I need to figure out which crucial classes I have to remove before registration opens I’m probably going to register for 18 and drop one before the refund deadline
>>33881085Yes that's fine, it's very low stakes and more of a social thing
>>33881096I know exactly what you mean. I had a babysitter when I was a kid who wore really skimpy outfits and sometimes had her male friend over and they'd make out and stick their hands down each other's pants when they thought I wasn't looking and was just watching TV. It was really hot and made me crave sex intensely every moment of every day, starting from a very young age.
>>33881051Why would I want to date someone
>>33881102Brings back nostalgia. I remember when college credits and what class I was going to take each semester were the only things I cared about when I was much younger.
>>33881102Maybe over registering them trimming the fat is the optimal play, but my issue then is if what I want to drop creates a black hole gap in the middle of my day that would suck. I already have a two hour gap where I do nothing and I hate it, I don't work efficiently outside of my setup so it ends up being a lot of wasted time.
>>33881092MI just want someone who loves me for who I am and accepts that I also love her for who she is. I want someone kind, honest and responsible. She also must want kids.
>>33881092Anybody but you
>>33881101>Now disclaimer, I don't want to fuck dogs or cats
>>33881104>>33881096I mean, most men like sluts, they just don’t want to date them. They want to hookup with whores who can make them cum 5 times in a minute and eventually settle down with a non-whore
How old were you when your parents first introduced you to sex?
>>33881115I never had that conversation with them.ironically it was a girl in my catholic school showing it to me in the dictionary, but I was like slow as a kid, so I was like "what's sex?"
>>338811154 when I was molested by my stepmom
>>33881118God I wish she'd molested me
Femanons going MIA today and all weekend...curses!
>>33881110What does that look like for you? Someone to talk with? I see wanting kids is one of the things you’re looking for. Anything else? >>33881112>Implying I was looking for you.
>>33881120They won't be MIA, they'll be at one of the two local Gothic Rock nights I'll be attending at lounges, dive bars, and clubs
>>33881119Yeah I’ve heard this before, not funny
>>33881093>"So it said on your profile that you're into animation?">"Yeah, I'm a big Ralph Bakshi fan.">"Has he done anything I would have heard of?">"Well there's his 1975 film Coonskin..."She's gone before you can even finish the sentence.
>>33881123It wasn't mean to be funny. I just wish I'd had a sexual experience at a young age so I wouldn't have been a virgin until I was nearly 30.
>>33881125You’re fucked in the head
>>33881120I still find it hilarious that the women literally all disappear to slut it out with strangers when men bros are just chilling here all the time.
>>33881123They always say it.
>>33881126Having been a sexual virgin until you're almost 30 will do that to you, yes.
>>33881127lol, it does seem like that.
Women anons. How would you feel if I dropped my pants in front of you and started grabbing my dick and shaking it around in your general direction?
>>33881092MI want >them to be attractive to me (nothing super high standard wise, but some non-short hair and a cute face are the most weighted categories in this regard, I can work with a sticc but some curve in the right places are ideal)>Enough of an interest in health and fitness to maximize our life expectancy and age gracefully.>Intelligent enough to hold conversation, they don't need to be Einstein or even "smart" just able to critically think and not get lost in basic conversation.>Some kind of shared interest like reading fantasy novels or something to give us a reason to spend time together outside of sleeping and fucking.>A medium to high libido, I think sexual connection is really important to a loving relationship. I don't think my standards are super high, but maybe I am out of touch in that regard. Either way, I'd rather stay alone than suffer someone through a relationship where I don't actually love them.I think it can all be condensed into someone who aids in my life rather than hinders it, and I the same for them.
These are gonna be the longest three months of my got dang life
>>33881127If the men here weren't agoraphobes they could be out at nightlife events and parties too.
>>33881141Fucking dumb that your highest aspiration of fun is poisoning your body with rotten yeast and rubbing against strangers
>>33881140Why, are you going to prison or jail for three months?
>>33881115Idk but I had this book for a whileNot necessarily a sex talk just birds and beesI’m not sure my mom ever talked to me about sex itself until I was like 19
>>33881122Sounds like fun, desu.
>>33881143You've never had a cute, petite raver woman slide up to you on the dance floor and start rubbing the ass of her designer jeans against your crotch, and it shows.
>>33881141I don't even think of myself as scared of being in public, but I don't know how to actually go somewhere, talk to strangers, and make a connection.Am I supposed to just go table to table introducing myself like it's some employer meeting? That sound weird.I don't have friends here, so I don't have any reason to go out even though I want to have something to do on a holiday night.
>>33881136Lots of pepper spray, and kicks in your nuts, until you become infertile.
>>33881149And you’ve never seen God blow through the trees in golden light while sweeping your Id away and you become one with nature. Go get raped
>>33881136One time I was chilling on a beach playing with the sand and a man walked up in front of me and did this
>>33881152Erm I believe you meant impotent
>>33881149>petite raver woman slide up to you on the dance floor and start rubbing the ass of her designer jeans against your crotch, and it shows.What do you even do in this situation? Just stand there? Grab her ass? This has always confused me.Am I supposed to talk to her after? Is it a "we should fuck" signal by her?
>>33881110>accepts that I also love her for who she isCould never be kittenposter.
>>33881114>eventually settle down with a non-whoreI would be totally okay with settling down with a gigawhore, especially if she lets me have sex with her whore friends. The type I can't stand is actually the "reformed slut", the one who's like, "I did so much in my past, they ravaged every inch of my body and performed all kinds of fetishes, but now I'm not like that, so we'll only have the most boring, classic sex, husband." Fucking disgusting.
>>33881151I just wallflower, periodically move around on the dance floor when there's a song I like, and sometimes approach a stranger to ask to dance if I think she looks cool.
>>33881158I worded that very carefully because it’s a bigger ask than you might think
>>33881154race?
>>33881154My mum told me that when she was growing up there was a mentally ill boy who would lurk in the bushes in their backyard and peep through the windows at her and her sisters while he jerked off.
>>33881160I feel like my acne would repel any women who might otherwise be interested in me though. I wish I could just shave my skin with sandpaper and then wear face wraps like Ishmael in MGSV for it to heal back clear.
>>33881159"Lord, make me chaste. But not today." - Augustine of Hippo.
>>33881155oh, that too ^_^
https://youtu.be/iraraKH0_Tk
>>33881051Because I can't be arse to put in the work it takes to find someone whom I might share mutual attraction with.
>>33881162>race?The Daytona 500.
>>33881162Black? Why??
>>33881173I wish black girls were real.
>>33881172Hell yeah
>>33881173>>33881172Of the perpetrator I mean, no particular reason other than wondering if this type of thing is more common in less developed areas.
Why do some really sick, disturbed, and perverted people expose their bare feet in public?
>>33881051>Can it not be argued a volcel is an incel who is delusional ?I mean, the usual argument is the other way, that everyone is volcel. It's all semantics, and not a particularly interesting argument either way.
Good night, atoga, I hate women very much.
>>33881157>"we should fuck" signal by herI would think so.>What do you even do in this situation?I've seen people grab her hips.
>>33881179It was San fransisco
>>33881180Because I stopped giving a shit, and my Birkenstocks are very comfortable. I’ve nearly begun to give enough of a shit to not wear sandals 80% of the time, but not quite.
People who aren’t chads/stacies but have decent sexual experience, what would you rate your average sexual partner on a stereotypical “good looks” scale?
>>33881189City of sluts.
>>33881139I think that last part is where I’m at. I like the idea of having someone in my life and wanting to spend time with them, but I’m exhausted and don’t know how they could fit my life or I theirs. And to even get to that point is a huge time sink of X amount of dates to meet the right person when I’ve got everything else going on. I used to go on dates but then sort of gave up. If I absolutely wanted a relationship, I feel I probably could have gotten one but I’m trying to figure out why exactly I stopped and why I haven’t wanted to continue.
>>33881173niceee.png
>>33881192I don't really like the out of 10 rating scale, and besides I happen to have specific aesthetic preferences (sharp chin, dark hair, sometimes glasses) that my favorite past partners have matched.
>>33881183>I've seen people grab her hips.Like hover hand or squeezing? I don't want to make the wrong input in the QTE and get a sexual harassment charge.
>>33881192M. Maybe a 7.
>>33881182Good night.
>>33881180because my flip flops don't test me for psychopathy
>>33881200>7This number should be banned from 1-10 ratings
>>33880278Upper is 6'7
>>33881180There's something wrong with you.
>>33881206I mean, I really thought about it and thought it sounded right. I’m not a skilled user of out of ten scale.
>>33881208Shit, the 6, 7 meme made its way here....
Did the /soc/ thread die? So much for halloween costumes ._.
>>33881198If you're scared of that, you should walk away then.
>>33881192MI'm not sure... I guess on a "fantasy level" I like someone like Kiera Winters (ex-pornstar).But on a "regular level" I like women like Kate Beckinsale.I guess... 8-9/10?
>>33881205If you wear flip flops anywhere but at the beach or while scrubbing floors in basic training, you are definitely a psychopath.
>>33881210It's commonly the default choice for people who don't want to lie about something being too high but don't want to be mean and give a low rating.It's rate-flation, 5 the average is seen as less than average.
Which of your experiences broke your brain and turned you homosexual and gay?
>>33881154You're a slut
>>33881216Well, two were eights, one was a six. So I figure the average would be roughly seven.
>>33881221MNothing. I have and will always like/prefer (only) biological women.
>>33881192MWhen I cared about looks, I'd only go for girls who were 8s, 9s, and 10s. I didn't try to aim any lower. But now I've ascended and will fuck anything with a pulse, so maybe a 4.
>>33881192M7, I'm only a 6 but it was the 2000s and I was very lucky
>>33881109Last semester on Mondays and Wednesdays, I worked 8-noon and then class from 1-2:15 and then that it. Tuesdays and Thursdays I was in class form 9:30 to 3:30 though.
Are icks real? Are people really dropping potential dates because the person likes to wear tuxedos instead of ties, or prefers fish instead of chicken? Because that’s the type of “icks” I’ve read.
>>33881233It's 100% ragebait that 4chan eats right up
*blushes while smelling your hair*
>>33881109I'm also dealing with registration issues. I wanted to register for classes in Spring 2026 under the assumption I'll be accepted into a PhD at the same university where I'm finishing my Master's, but I won't know if I'm accepted (or be able to register) for another two weeks.
>>33881222How does experiencing sexual harassment make me a slut??
>>33881096Well it wouldn't have gone very well anyway since you wouldn't know what you were doing.
>>33881212The costumes were posted on atoga discord
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>>33880278Yeah, my minimum for girls is at least 5’8. Cant go shorte>>33880108Well seeing as I dont have one, hell yeah
>>33881221I'm not gay. I still think most men look disgusting aside from dedicated femboys and MTF. But I like cock, and I'm a bi femboy myself. I think it was a slippery slope in my formative years. It all started with futa hentai, and after it, it went to transsexual porn, obviously man on trans, not the other way around, but after it, it felt lower and lower, so I read most yaoi manga with feminine-looking men on e-hentai. Not bara or realistic males, I'm not gay.
>>33881248Dua Lipa is great, regardless.Also, fuck Twitter, lmao.
>>33881243it's bait.And you took it, sis!
>>33881272LOL, cringeee
>>33880527I know I have to micro anything and be provided papers on quality because I have an array of allergies.
>>33880527Mtheres no reason not toi enjoy it, goodi suffer greatly, deservedi overdose and die, peace at lastid probably be more likely to listen to my friends thn some random pretty girl though
