I was recently given an ultimatum to get the jab or be unable to attend my family's Thanksgiving, since the more elderly members can't handle getting sick at their age. I've gone this long without getting it, but this may be my grandmother's last Thanksgiving and I haven't seen her since this all started. What are my options? Do you think they'd buy me just having a bandaid on my arm, or is there something else I may need?
>>33914203Lol retard is scared of needles, fucking toddler.
sorry you have a retarded family.just go and don't even talk about it. if they really ask about it, be honest and say no you're unvaxxed. if they kick you out, they kick you out. Stand on principle.
>>33914203>the elderly members can't handle getting sick at their age>Do you think they'd buy me just having a bandaid on my armSo you're fully aware that if you show up carrying a disease you will kill them, and you want to sneak in with a fake bandaid. Are you fucking insane?
>>33914203Just download a cert from the internet and shop your own nakme in, alternatively create a fake yourself.As you family is full on retarded and probabyl starts shaking with awe when they see an offocial stamp on a piece of paper they won't be able to tell anyways.
>>33914272The jab doesn't prevent transmission you utter retard, it only helps prepare your immune system for an initial infection if you are presumably too weak to fend off the virus on your own.We had this discussion a million times in 2022, everyon epeddling the vax has even admitted that fact themselves yet you redditors keep persisting in your phantasy. The vax isn't sterilizing,never was never will be. No one in science claims that today and the ones that did have curiously forgotten about it. End of discussion.
>>33914322>The jab doesn't prevent transmission you utter retard, it only helps prepare your immune system for an initial infectionThat's right. You cannot spread a disease that you do not have. You're barely even disagreeing with me..>The vax isn't sterilizingliterally did not say or even imply that it was, i bet your reply is just a rehearsed argument you played out in your head so many times you just had to get it out. The implication was obviously that if he got the vaccine now, he would have the antibodies to fight off and PREVENT dangerous infections BEFORE he could spread them, but you couldn't infer that because you read text about as well as you read social cues.
>>33914456No one is buying your horseshit propaganda redditroll.Apologise for your hysterics during the lockdowns or fuck off.
>>33914458You still can't tell that we don't even disagree. This is why you sat alone at lunch throughout your entire childhood.
>>33914203You are an idiot.
OP if you're talking about the COVID clot shot, just say you had covid and you have natural immunity. That is immunity to all 4 proteins, and is memory t-cell based. Don't believe me, watch paul offithttps://x.com/josephplummer/status/1981856427481379046Sorry your family are retard sheep
>>33914322>phantasythis isn't how we spell this in English language, thirdie
>>33914456>OH MY FAUCI IS HE DOUBTING LE HECKIN SCIENCEThe irony is that you retards are so insistent on peddling your made up headcanon that you spawned the whole antivaxx movement as a response to being so obviously lied to.
>>33914207You're disingenuous and dangerously retarded. It's not about fear of needles, it's about the fact that the jab has killed tons of people. You think OP has never got a shot before? Neck yourself, tranny, or actually the jab will do it for you and the world will be a better place anyway. Enjoy your heart attack.
>>33915170Someone's never played the Phantasy Star series.
>>33914203lol even my shitlib parents didn't get the vax
>>33914463And yes, we do disagree because it makes fuck all sense to get the jab unless your own immune system is too weak to overcome an infection on its own.Today, it makes no sense at all since we all have had covid multiple times and our immune systems are attuned to the virus. The vax exclusively assists yourself, it protects absolutely no one else.
>>33914456>That's right. You cannot spread a disease that you do not havelol retard believes the vaccinerino prevented reinfectionlmao even
>>33914203LOL oh noes muh family thanksgiving...a family sticks through thick and thin. If they're willing to reject you over some vaccine, they weren't family in the first place. So shallow.And to you americans, no, I wouldn't trust american vaccines in the first place. Corrupt country.
>>33915489>it's about the fact that the jab has killed tons of peopleActual brain worms
>>33915971it was about flattening the hospitalization curve, not the infection curve, idiot
Did I step into a time-slip portal that shot me back to 2022?There were no mass die-offs from the fauci ouchie. It sincerely was not that big of a deal. There were obviously side effects (as any vaccine has), and the efficacy was not as high as people had hoped, but everyone lost their god damn minds during lockdown.
>>33914207(You) are a retarded statist and have to go back>>33914203I assume your family are mouth-frothing authoritarians like >>33914207 and won't listen to reason. Granny is more likely to die of the vax fucking her up on a cellular level (as it was designed to do).They likely won't settle for anything less than a certificate or whatever the (((doctor))) gives vaxxoids (I wouldn't know), but since they are statists they'll believe literally anything signed by an authority figure. Some of those websites that generate fake medical certificates might still be around>>33914272>still falling for it, 5 years later, after even goy media has admitted it was a hoaxyou are simply a retard>>33914322Fauci et al. did actually claim it prevented transmission. They backpedaled on everything only after normoids got suspicious of the narrative>>33915062These are not people of logic. Statism is a religion, and when they say "follow the science" they don't actually mean science as you or I know it. They mean "parrot the official narrative without question".>>33916127Yeah that was the original narrative and I'm surprised you even remember it, considering the goalposts were moved many many times since then, to the point where grandma was beaten to death by thug cops just for buying groceries.The goal of "covid-19" was always to see just how much tyranny the authorities could get away with.>>33916156The Pfizer shot alone was more deadly than all other pre-covid vaccines combined, and that's according to OFFICIAL (deliberately under-reported) data.>>33915918>it makes no senseit was never intended to make sense because it didn't need to
>>33918050>The Pfizer shot alone was more deadly than all other pre-covid vaccines combinedThe early smallpox jabs killed way more people due to localized infections and other complications from immune response, not to mention all the Guillain-Barré flareups.The issue is that people are fucking retarded babies and assume all vaccines are magically safe, or they're slightly above fucking retarded babies on the totem pole and got offended by the baby'd rhetoric intended for the fucking retarded babies to make sure they got the jab and got back to work.
>>33914203> the more elderly members can't handle getting sickAber ich sage: was fällt, das soll man auch noch stoßen!
>>33916127You are a fucking retard and should have your genitalia crushed into paper
>>33914203find doctor at small clinic, small republican town the better.ask/pay doctor to write something saying you are vaccinated when you aren't. Most doctors are intelligent enough to know better than to vaccinate people, so they will probably do it.
>>33919253>Most doctors are intelligent enough to know better than to vaccinate peoplelol
>>33914203Don't, they'll shed the vaxx on you and you'll get microvaxxinated. That shit has DNA contamination and nasty biotech that makes your cell cores permeable and that clogs up your genitals, just don't go.
So, nobody's gonna help OPie, huh?I had my fucking family throw me under the bus back in 2021, and my grandparents were all already dead.I will never forgive them, and will never speak to any of them again.I'm the last pureblood in my family line, and all the rest have declined in health and mentation dramatically over the last 4 years.OP, If your family is willing to do the same, my advice is to say FUCK Them, go see grandma another time, like a couple days after T-day, and maybe bring her dinner and spend the day talking to her. Unless it's her call for you being vaxxed, then she's a dumb cunt who learned NOTHING in her 80-odd years of living.Anyway, your choice, I certainly wouldn't print out one of these on 80# cardstock and use an old list of Vaxxines to print stickers with.Definitely DON'T explain that it's going to be used as a prop in a video skit before have a friend or female with decent handwriting "sign off" on it with 2 different colors of pen.CERTAINLY DON'T...I know I wouldn't.
>>33914203The vaxx kills people. I am lucky it only crippled me.
>>33914203I'm pro vaccine but you're a retard just to get vaccinated just now after all this time just because of one member of your family dying.>this may be my grandmother's last ThanksgivingIf she wants to see you, she has to do it her own. She's going to die anyway and do so voluntarily upon seeing you.COVID is over even if small infected ones still exist it doesn't matter. Vaccinating now after the whole COVID pandemic is just the most retarded move you've ever seen.
>>33921527Yeah it's pretty much pointless now given the surviving endemic variants are extremely mild.
OP you have a choice as to what's more important : your grandmother or your obsession with Internet memes. If you decide that internet memes concocted by people who mean you harm are more important then seeing your grandmother one last time, then do the honest thing and stay way.
>>33914203People still care about coivd in 2025?Just lie to them
>>33921807ThisEveryone I know has completely forgotten about covid, the other day I had a cold and nobody, not even at work mentioned covid to meThings seemingly completely returned to normalcy, the only thing that reminds me it even happened are the plastic barriers some store checkouts still have upCrazy that people used to wash groceries with bleach just a couple of years back
>>33921938People were terrified that fomites would be a big source of spread because it still wasn't clear just how bad it would be. Turns out it was pretty much just person-to-person.CAPTCHA:HARM8
How many years old is this pasta? Looks like antivax virgins still can't let go.
>>33921424You're an incredibly stupid and disgusting person.>and all the rest have declined in health and mentation dramatically over the last 4 years.This is almost certainly bullshit.
>>33914203>I was recently given an ultimatum to get the jab or be unable to attend my family's ThanksgivingGhost their retarded asses. How much data do people need that the holocoof clotshot did absolutely nothing? Tell them to grow up, or you'll not be there.
>>33914203If the covid vaccine works (it doesnt) then the elders have nothing to fear since they should be immune. Your family has been psyopped. There is no reason to vaccinate yourself and damage yourself by inserting a gene therapy that produces spike proteins which damage the whole body, barely can be evicted naturally, destroy or make senescent your stem cells, create potentially lethal clots, etcetera. Dont go there if your family doesnt want you unvaxxed and stay unvaxxed. Tell them your reasoning.
>>33922223This is what happens when you drop out of high school and get all your knowledge of medicine from conspiracy schizo youtube videos.
>>33914203You've already asked this question and got an answer.
>>33922276Because a medicine is always safe no matter what, right?
