I really need to go to hospital for a couple of days in 3 weeks time. I can explain why but that’s not the main point.How can I, relatively safely, ensure a 1+ day hospital stay and ER visit, ideally with it appearing as an accident? I must actually be injured for my purposes.My country has free healthcare. Yes, I am aware this is kind of unethical, and as such I plan to donate the cost of my care to the hospital over the next two years.No, I’m not scared of the pain. First of all, I’m a massive masochist, and I have always been curious about what it feels like to break a leg. I don’t mind minor permanent injury so long as it’s minor. I don’t do much physical stuff.Anyone have any better ideas than breaking a leg, or any ideas on how to break a leg? Any tips from draft dodgers? If it helps, I ride my bike often
>>33922279Do parkour and try the most extreme stuff. It's fun and you'll hurt yourself.
>>33922279>I can explain why but that’s not the main pointExplain either way, so we give better advice
Just fucking jump or fall from somewhere and hurt your ankle. Break a finger or something. You'll feel the broken leg for the rest of your life since you're a bit older.
>>33922279Why the leg OP? It's a pretty shitty bone to break, often needs surgery to realign it after its broken, gotta walk on crutches for 3 to 4 months making you dam near immobile, and when the cast comes off your leg is weak as piss and it takes you another couple months to walk properly againt. broke my leg one time
>>33922299I suppose thats a solution but that feels difficult to intentionally injury myself with>>33922485I don’t want to right now. Maybe when I’m feeling better.>>33922508When did I say I was older? I’m 21. But I was thinking of falling from something, I was just worried about the risk of accidental death, and about making it seem like an accident.>>33922509Well, I had no idea, to be totally honest! I just use my hands a lot and would have to take time off work if I broke my arm, but I don’t need to be able to walk for my job. And I really like my hands, and I’m super scared of hurting them. It’s a bit immature, I know, but they’re the part of my body I protect the most, I’m one of those freaks who wears gloves all the time. I guess I just didn’t know of any bones to break but legs or arms and I was scared about breaking my armsDo you have a better suggestion?
>>33922545>I suppose thats a solution but that feels difficult to intentionally injury myself withYou don't do it to injure yourself, you do it to have fun and you'll also get hurt.
>>33922279There is no excuse to break your leg. If you need to be gone take a long bus trip or something and lie and say you were in a fugue state like Walt did in Breaking Bad, kek.Better yet stop being a pussy and stop trying to run away from reality by doing pathetic Munchausen syndrome nonsense.
>>33922279Swallow some pills and show up at the er saying you tried to overdose.That should get you 72 hours.
