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M30All this happened during a company event. I forgot my cream for dry hands so I asked one female coworker in the hotel hallway. She is a bit older than me, married and quite hot. She is usually quite friendly with me.She says yeah I have some in my room. So we go together there. We're alone. She gives the cream to me and says I need to pee. She doesn't close the toilet door completely. I can hear her peeing.So I'm standing there thinking what to do, I remember her hugging me when we see each other and laughing at my jokes, but at the same time I've only seen her like 3 times in my life and she is from a different culture (also HR) so I did nothing.My question is - is this normal? Was she in for something more?
Can you permanently ruin yourself in an ex gf's eyes?Like, she broke up with me and it seemed like she was willing to talk a month later, but I told her I thought of her every day and she got the ick and blocked me.Could I potentially reach out in a year on a different account/number? (hopefully ill have a new gf by then and stop obsessing, but even then I'd probably still do it)
>>33924167>Can you permanently ruin yourself in an ex gf's eyes?MYes. I mean... you two broke up for a reason.>Could I potentially reach out in a year on a different account/number?If you blocked someone, would you appreciate them doing this to you?Don't be a creep.
>>33924201Yes I wouldn't mind an ex gf making a new account to message me.>Dont be a creepAre you FtM?
>>33924216>Are you FtM?Nope.If she blocked you, she doesn't want to talk to you again. Pretty cut and dry.Don't waste your time on someone who doesn't want anything to do with you.Have some self-respect.
>right now while you are all alone, the one you're supposed to be with is getting fucked by some other guyHow do you continue wanting to get with anyone if you didn't already at a point in your life because of this?
>>33924386
>>33924386Why do you think that there's somebody who's supposed to be with you? Too much Disney?
>>33924395I don't get it.
>>33924398Focusing too much on the little details and not on the whole of the thing I'm talking about
>>33924406The "little details" being the whole premise
>>33924417No it's notDo I have to fucking autistically clarify I mean it as "most important partner in your life who will stay with you until you die?" God dammit, quit peeling people's fucking words
>>33924400Why do you assume your future wife is fucking disgusting guys and not quality ones?
>>33924482The moids itt are spiritual cucks
>>33924490He's a little too old to be caring about dating a christian virgin
>>33924482That doesn't make it any fucking better.You say this like it matters if she's getting fucked by slobs or someone with better stats than me, it's shit either way
I seek glory. Mayhap one day I shall achieve it.
>>33924386my bf is getting fucked by a guy while he's playing an mmo with me? it's over
>>33924502I'm 24, I'm not old
I wish I had a high IQ right-wing or moderate male best friend
Do you crave intimacy?
>>33924386Firstly, a gf can't be that important to you if you're already nitpicking the imaginary version of her. And secondly, if you really cared about that you'd target a woman who gets less action but her being attractive to men is more important than the shit you're whinging about. You have made your choice, no use crying about it.
Anyone got advice in overcoming social anxiety for dating? I don’t go out because I’m anxious, I don’t get dates because I don’t go out, I get anxious that I don’t have dates, and so I don’t go out because I’m anxious. It’s a loop. I’d kill for a hug right now. Like what even does a normal rate of going out look like? I only go outside for work, taking out the trash, or going to the grocery store. I don’t think I have a shit at meeting a gf unless she’s either at the grocery store or living in the dumpster.
>>33924563>you'd target a woman who gets less action but her being attractive to men is more important than the shit you're whinging about. No, both are equally important
>>33924590Those who would give up a little purity for more attractiveness deserve neither. If you aren't camp unfuckable you've no right to complain about your girl being fuckable.
>>33924511He's bouncing on it rn
>>33924613This is a dogshit argument A girl can at least be a bit pretty and a virgin tooI'd rather be alone than with be with an unfuckable ugly bitch.
>>33924626Stay alone then, why are you whining?
>>33924589hard truth, gana have to do exposure therapy my dude. Your just gana have to start going out a build up a tolerance to it. Start small though, go to a bar for 5 minutes, don't stress about talking to anyone or anything. First work on just being comfortable in the space. Go from there
>>33924540As a female or male?
>>33924632Your argument is stupid. Pretty girls that are virgins or at least inexperienced do exist
>>33924645Yeah, and you could have dated one fairly easily in high school. If you're old enough to post here, most good looking women you can date have had sex before.
>>33924506>You say this like it mattersIt does
>>33924540what if they were far right lmao
>>33924654>Yeah, and you could have dated one fairly easily in high school. Fuck my life. Fuck everythingWhat's the point
Women,Which panties are you wearing today?
State genderIs saving around $20k per year worth not moving out of your parent’s house? I really want to so I can invite women over but idk if it’s with $20k every year
>>33924655It's fucking shit either wayI don't understand how any guy can be fine with the fact their girl has sexual experience before them. That shit eats at my soul
I've decided to become fatter.
>>33924685Are you a virgin yourself? Because that's the only way I can see the mentality being justified
>>33924685>I don't understand how any guy can be fine with the fact their girl has sexual experience before them.>That shit eats at my soulI have prior sexual experience, so it wouldn’t really make any sense for me to be put off by a woman I’m dating not being a virgin.If she’s someone who’s slept with tens of people, I probably won’t be attracted to her since we probably have different values. I’ve only had sex with three women, and two of those were women I dated for years.
>>33924672pink
>>33924701Plap
>>33924696I pretty much still am except for 1 singular time that I don't even count because it was with an old ugly bitch. I didn't even cum. I was desperate and I wish I didn't have sex with her
>>33924714Hypocrite
>>33924639Female
>>33924714>I pretty much still am except for that time I had sexLmfao you’re worse than the women you complain about
>>33924714You deserve your pain (for now), hopefully that changes
>>33924718ONCE. IT WAS ONCE AND I FUCKING HATED ITI'm still mentally a virgin. I've never had sex beyond that
>>33924636Thanks. I’ve been going to dnb and rave type events once a month, but yeah that’s the only fix I can think of. I likely need to switch that to once a week or find some other social event that’s cheaper. Got any ideas? Drinks be expensive. It’s a retarded issue to have especially at 31. In most cases you wouldn’t be able to tell I’m silently freaking out, lol.
>>33924722What the fuck ever anonGet over yourself
>>33924714LMAOYou're worse than any slut.
>>33924720I am not like those women. I don't fucking count it because she was ugly and I desperate
>>33924719I'm guessing you aren't right wing yourself since otherwise you would know the dogwhistles?
>>33924726The fucking nerve of this guy lmfao
>>33924691open wide
>>33924675M, depends. How old are you? Are you on good terms with your family? As long as you’re making those savings work towards a future goal, there’s nothing wrong with living with your parents. That being said, the price of freedom is also very worth it.
>>33924728I count it, and I imagine anyone else reading this thread probably would too. You're fucking nuts dude
>>33924726No I'm not. I'm still a fucking loser and not a player
>>33924150Made out with my qt boss at her party .She came into work unexpectedly yesterday but we were cool and didn't mention it but just joked about other antics of the night. Late that night though she texts methat she's sorry about her drunk actions. I say there's nothing to be sorry about, I had fun and we should hang again.She then says it's always fun to hang with everyone. As a friend though minus the "silly stuff". And that she needs to be more mindful.. I said there's nothing that happened that I didn't mind. Said definitely not going to get that crazy again but that she had funCan this be recovered from? Just act same as before or tone things down? Think I can still be cheeky with her in our interactions at work at this point?
>>33924738I'm not fucking nuts.
>>33924714True and based, I've only been with random hookups and prostitutes. I'm practically a virgin, so I deserve a virgin girlfriend.
>>33924740she made it clear that she regrets making a mistake so if you don't also drop it she will be extremely uncomfortable and since she's your boss you will likely suffer the consequences for making her feel that way, so consider if forcing your banter on your boss is worth risking your job or not
>>33924701Thank you for bravely being the first answer to that question foidh8moid
It’ll be a cold day in hell the day I take an L
>>33924744Fuck you, that isn't the same. This was a one time thing I'll always regret. I'll always feel disgusting from it
GenderWhat's the worst thing (not a sex toy) you've ever inserted into yourself, or inserted your cock into?
>>33924754You're letting one bad lay keep you from dating anyone who has ever had sex before, stupid
>>33924733I laughed IRL when I read the post. Really solidifies my opinion that men don't mind the fact that women have casual sex, they just hate that women have casual sex with other men while they're not getting laid.>>33924739Yeah, which makes you worse than them. You had casual sex like the women you complain about, so you're not any better than them in terms of morals regarding sexuality. But you're also entitled and a loser, so you're worse than them overall.Truly 0/10 anon. I'm baffled.
Women will have to learn to be quiet from here on.
>>33924167>Can you permanently ruin yourself in an ex gf's eyes?Depends on what you do. Cheating is usually pretty good for burning bridges.>Like, she broke up with me and it seemed like she was willing to talk a month later, but I told her I thought of her every day and she got the ick and blocked me.Some women are funny like that; needy but uninterested if you respond with neediness too. Having a reserved or indifferent attitude works best for women like that.>Could I potentially reach out in a year on a different account/number? (hopefully ill have a new gf by then and stop obsessing, but even then I'd probably still do it)That sounds really weird, why would you do that? If you're blocked, it's done, just move on. She's one of those annoying types that doesn't know what she wants anyway.
>>33924757MMy ex
>>33924704what why ?>>33924752*bow*
>>33924675MThis might be country specific but most people still live at home in my country because house prices are beyond ridiculous and even renting is really badly priced. Houses are investments for greedy boomers here, so most people stay at home into their 30s or even 40s.
>>33924759>Really solidifies my opinion that men don't mind the fact that women have casual sex, they just hate that women have casual sex with other men while they're not getting laid.Fwiw, you replied to me with this, and I am a man who thinks that guy is a complete moronWe are most certainly not all like the little boy who wrote that post
>>33924761kek he is so clueless
>>33924761>deus vultso corny in this context...>>33924757corner of a table (technically not inserted)
>>33924761Everybody is already learning to be alone. Men and women alike.
>>33924754What do you mean? I've never had a serious relationship, so I've never had sex in one. It doesn't matter how many girls I've fucked, it doesn't count. I'm pure and spiritually a virgin.
>>33924758By logic of your arguments, I don't deserve a virgin because I made 1 mistake so why even fucking try
>>33924767Any fun prints or just solid pink
>>33924740She wants you to drop it bro, she's not interested and regrets it. I've been there and pushed the issue too much, which was extremely embarrassing.
>>33924770Of course, not all of you, but enough of the ones who complain loudly about it fall into that stereotype.I've met men who could have had casual sex and didn't because they had certain morals regarding sexuality.
>>33924757Your mom
>>33924776Nobody *deserves* anybody anon, they find someone they want who wants them in return and do the hard work of maintaining a healthy relationship with themYou pathetic entitled baby
>>33924745What if she is still somewhat playful at work. Play along a bit? Lol
>>33924761That reminds me, wasn't there some movement a long time ago where women said they'd be single until the next election or abortions rights were restored? Feels like that didn't last very long kek.
>>33924775Shut the fuck up
>>33924761I bet some women will schlick to this post
>>33924785no, she made herself very clear
>>33924757Mhammer handle
I want to thank the anon who warned us about this place. I am getting so much stuff done. See ya everybody.
>>33924761lollmao even
>>33924785Brother she made it abundantly clear to you that she does not want that sort of thing with you
GenderWhy is maintaining relationships hard work?
>>33924801fbecause everyone likes to get their way and if two people want different things it leads to tension that has to be resolved, which is annoying and draining and thus not preferable to just living alone
>>33924801MThey require a lot of compromises, respect for boundaries, a willingness to listen to criticism or complaints, patience, self-respect, self awareness and loyaltyYou have to be willing to make yourself completely vulnerable to another person and not abuse their own vulnerability.You can't sleepwalk through a relationship if you want it to work; it takes constant effort and presence of mind
>>33924801MWomen
>>33924737I’m 24, decent relationship with family but not to the point of inviting women over>>33924769I’m in the US
>>33924813>You have to be willing to make yourself completely vulnerable to another person and not abuse their own vulnerability.I could do that.
girlsHow do I not become a creep? I get along well with my female colleagues and the all seem pretty comfortable around me. But there are times I will catch myself staring at them, and it scares me because I don’t want to be viewed as a creep as I get older. I don’t want to become that 50 year old man that everyone thinks is a creep
>>33924817You gotta do all the other stuff listed too, and you have to be okay with it being boring sometimes
>>33924818become asexual, gay or get a gf or else there is mo escape from your inevitable fate
>>33924819I could do that too.
>>33924783Whatever.>>33924721When will I stop "deserving" it even though I clearly don't?
>>33924821Then get out there and date foo
>>33924821nta but everyone thinks that until it comes to actual having to compromise on something they don't want to compromise on
>>33924820>asexualThat’s not real>gayI’m not a fag and I don’t think you can just “become” gay anyways>gfThat will never happen and I will never have sex
>>33924801F. The love part is easy, the relationship part is sometimes a little hard. With that I mean that I love my husband very much, and loving him is not hard work at all. I never had to put any effort into loving him wholeheartedly, caring for him or wanting him. He's my best friend and I've enjoyed every minute of my time that I spent with him by my side.What is hard work is to improve myself to be a better wife for him, to be patient with him even when I'm tired and stressed out, to adapt my habits to better suit his needs, to forgive and not hold grudges. It is difficult, sometimes, to find a compromise you can agree on when you look at something from different prospectives. It is also scary to give yourself fully to someone and to interwine your life with someone else.
>>33924828congrats, you're a creep now!
>>33924818NAGThere's no such thing as a creep, women just call an ugly guy with chad behavior that.
>>33924823>When will I stop "deserving" it even though I clearly don't?It's like one of those ancient scrolls, if I just show it to you, it won't mean anything, you have to go looking for it yourself
>>33924828It sounds like you're trying to be a creep, anon
>>33924777js pink lols
>>33924832Girls do find it creepy to have 40-50+ year old men staring at them. Regardless if he’s a normal looking guy
Girls (guys maybe too, idk): I'm struggling in my relationship. It sounds retarded to say, but it basically revolves around sex constantly and we never really do anything else when we're alone. We never watch shows, movies, talk or really do much else, it's just sex for hours and I'm pretty tired of it. Is there a way to use this as a way to breakup? I've been wondering if it's something like us actually having nothing in common beyond out sexual interests
>>33924835That is such a non-answer
>>33924843have you tried doing something else?
>>33924840Thank you kindly for the girl ass thoughts
Women How do I find a girl who like the Terrifier movies and hates Jews?
>>33924849I try but it always goes to sex, literally every time. It's been 8 months and we have never even watched an episode of a TV show together.
>>33924843>Is there a way to use this as a way to breakup?What the fuck does this mean, just break up if you want to, you don't need to apply for a permit.Btw all relationships turn out that way if the woman refuses to tard wrangle the guy and dangle pussy in front of his face to make him pretend he has thoughts and opinions outside of porn and video games.
>>33924852You should date my bf
>>33924386Defeatist attitudeYou should be honoring your future wife in the same way she should be honoring her future husband.
>>33924843>>33924856M>Is there a way to use this as a way to breakup?Yes, you hereby have my permission to dump your girlfriend.That sounds like a very boring relationship. Hardly much of a relationship, really. Just months of hookups.
>I want an experienced bf>ewww, you have a triple digit bodycount and were in OF streams fucking those girlswomen are so hard to please ffs
>>339245521x Snow GF, plz.
>>33924511your bf isn't just getting fucked by other men, he's getting fucked by a videogame company with over a thousand employees that nerfed his main to oblivion
>>33924864You can be experienced after just one or two girlfriends, not by going to gloryholes and doing porn. Quality over quantity, retard.
>>33924552I'd say you were weird if you didn't
>>33924864there's a middle ground between "I want a mommy gf" and "no I won't date that single mom ex-pornstar"
>>33924685You are exceptionally deranged.
>>33924869stfu, retarded spammer.
Should I text her?
>>33924787lol retard
>>33924731I’m right wing
WomenWhat is your opinion on Lex Fridman?
>>33924876>posting relevant images is "spamming"
>>33924875So.. the answer is, seek a European GF?
Girls: Where would you ideally meet a potential partner? It seems like online is the primary way lately but I'm curious if you still try/desire "old fashioned" ways.
>>33924540How old are you?
>>33924761why is it always the basedbeans that talk this nonsense? Both sides, I mean.
>>33924877Truth is, it doesn't matter.She would have texted you, if you mattered to her.
>men ignore me irl>men ignore me on social media>men ignore me on atoga evenWhat is wrong with me
>>33924886s-o---ybeans*Don't know why that is weirdly changed.
>>33924886Because they're both sorry excuses for men. Adult boys
>>33924860>You should be honoring your future wife in the same way she should be honoring her future husband.How exactly?
>>33924888You are just another man yourself.>>33924889Fucking newfag.
>>33924540Chances are that you do, they're just high IQ enough to not be blatantly throwing around their political opinions.
>>33924888Are you out living life or do you have a depressed soul?
>>33924888Why are u ghey?
>>33924887Then I have nothing to lose
>>33924889It's weirdly changed because wordfilters are funny, newfriendThere are several other phrases that get filtered into other things as well
>>33924873I am not deranged
>>33924895Depressed soul. How does that make men ignore me?
>>33924868I'm overqualified and it's not a bad thing.
>>33924900Yes, and also nuts, like the other anon said.Seek help, before you hurt somebody, which you undoubtedly will.
>>33924891You can honor her by not jerking off to porn while thinking about her fucking other dudes before you ever meet
>>33924860>>33924891Also you would have the same attitude too if you were me
>>33924901If you truly wanted attention, you'd just post yourself.But you don't.
>>33924888Tell us about your butt. This is important
>>33924912And how is that related to men ignoring me irl and me having a depressed soul?
>>33924906>seek helpThere is no help except poison
>>33924888Huh, women ignore me unless they need something from me.Which isn't too bad except for the fact that it's never been a need for sex or a relationship
>>33924907Yeah, but when I'm fucking whores instead of jerking off, suddenly that's a bad thing too, lol.
>>33924552From himOtherwise, no.
>>33924916Thank you for proving my point immediately.
>>33924922You aren't special, every young person should become a neet as a protest against the current anti human system.
>>33924920>jerking off to porn instead of your wife is just as bad as fucking whores instead of your wifeYES ANON, YES.
>>33924924I don’t get it. Please, explain
>>33924902>>33924922We saw it already. I agree, though, men are tired of the bullshit from foids.
>>33924761Nah, we're coming out with more studies on how having a boyfriend is embarassing.
>>33924907Well I'm not meeting her anytime soon so why not just jerk off
>>33924931That article was a hilarious read. Some of the most blatant ragebait I've ever seen.
>>33924888You're anon here, girlie pop.Unless you're constantly answering girl stuff, people assume you're male.
>>33924929I'm too tired.And too tired of reading things like what you just wrote, from both men and women.
>>33924926That anon is not me (the original asker)I'm>>33924933
>>33924884Nobody tries the old fashioned ways unless you're anti tech.
>>33924945It's really just Tinder and all that now? Would women really date and consider marrying a guy they met online?
>>33924946>Would women really date and consider marrying a guy they met online?That's how my mom and my stepdad met 20 years ago. He even moved across the Atlantic to be with her
I just want my cock sucked, and I don't care who's on the other end. I don't see a problem with it. I've had my cock sucked by strangers of both genders more times than I can remember. It doesn't even count as sex, it's just fellatio.
I haven't bothered using any dating sites in a while, but I heard that OKCupid just works like Tinder now, with the swiping BS.Is every dating site/app like that now? I really hate that shit.
You’re a loser now
>>33924954No
>>33924957I wish I could make a post without everyone stopping and staring, but I guess this isn’t gioyc
>>33924941Please. I need to know
>>33924960I'm not him, but I'll tag in.Are you trying to get men to notice you?
>>33924926I don't think porn is equal to fucking whores at all
>>33924963Agree. Fucking whores is based and adds man experience. Jerking off is just narcissistic behavior.
>>33924967>Jerking off is just narcissistic behaviorHoly autism
>>33924946Talking beforehand gives both individuals plenty of wiggle to vet each other.It seems kind of safer to just talk a bunch online and figure out if someone really likes you.
>>33924901Harsh truth is no one male or female really feels magnetized to depressed people, the opposite probably. It's anti-life, there's no motion, how can you get carried off by something with no motion?If you can't fix it, at least be appealing in a melancholic way, like a statue in rain.
>>33924934"Why does having a boyfriend feel Republican?" (Hahahahaha)
>>33924967>Jerking off is just narcissistic behavior.Hard agree
>>33924983Pretty shameless stuff lolI liked that the article started out with the author feeling personally attacked by seeing women in relationships on social media
>>33924973NTA, but there's nothing better than sending a dick pic in the first message. It filters out all the casual whores and leaves only the serious women.
>>33924884DMing me on Discord or Reddit because he wants to play a game together
>>33924992>and leaves only the serious women.You mean all the serious women leave, right? Because you want a troll so you send the pic to lure more trolls?
>>33924150state genderare soulmates real?
>>33924983You couldn't write some of the stuff libs come up with kek
>>33924998No and yes
>>33924998MI think so, but I don't think there's any reliable way to discern who is and isn't one's soulmateI believe in the soul, so naturally I believe in soulmates
>>33924884I don't care about old fashion, if we happen to meet outside that’s fine
>>33924997No, it leaves only those who want to fuck and doesn't waste my time on useless things like dating.
>>33924988Yeah, that's weird. I feel personally attacked when I have to witness couples fighting in public or men being useless to their wives. Like ew.
>>33925002>yeswhy?
>>33925007Oh so you didn't mean serious for a relationship. My bad. I thought you could be an upstanding citizen.
>>33924998FNo, but touting it is a useful sign of mental illness or sycophancy.Love at first sight isn't real either, it just shows that the person claiming to feel it is unfathomably shallow.
>>33925009It can be fashioned and chosen, which makes it real. Do I believe in them? Yeah, because there is always going to be that one person who you’ll be closer to than anyone else
>>33924998FNo they are not
>>33924992Isn't it too much work to make a new account every time you get a match?
>>33924998MYes, but for very few people. You need to grow up with the person together for true soulmate love.
Men, can I display your dead body illegally for financial gain?
>>33925015He's also lying since dating apps don't let you send pictures, for obvious reasons like that post.
>>33925017No, you can't
“Ugh Catherine that's disgusting, you're my sister!”“Only by blood”
>>33925020Can I do it legally?
>>33925017social media - ICK
.....
>>33925022https://youtu.be/t8xVizJOcj8?t=49Awesome movie. Would marry Mia Kirshner.
I want to be raped by a woman who is physically smaller and weaker than me
>>33924998FNo
>>33924961Yes>>33924978Thanks
>>33925029Indeed. I found it very amusing.
Are you grossed out by depressed people?
>>33925030Yeah, every non-Chad wants to be desired. That's mainly the reason why men aren't bothering anymore.
>>33924998Not monogamously
>>33924998MMy soulmate is simultaneously real and not real until my marriage is measured through some form of observation or interaction, until reality "Calls" that line of code.Which is to say, no until yes.
>33924998I'm surprised that no women said yes.
>>33925034yes, i stay far away from them so it doesnt infect me like a contagious disease
>>33924998F no fuck that shits fairytales
>>33925041Do you also avoid reading the news because they are sad?
I love (you) <3
>>33925043to be honest yes, up to a point i stop reading the news after a bit, because the 24hr news cycle is just the prototype of social media doomscrolling and i find that behavior very unhealthy
>>33925038A lot of foids here started sleepin around very early. Their souls are broken.
>>33925005Ugh why can't you just go your own way?
>>33925041you are 4chan>>33925042Femanon angy!
GenderDo you ever forget to turn your headlights on after you have been parked for a while and take off driving?
>>33925045
>>33925056MSometimes, but only during the daytime. So, the worst I ever do is driving in daylight with my DRLs off.
>>33925045I love you too
>>33925056Never. Every car I've had from the last 10 years has auto headlights, it's been a feature in Euro cars since the late 90s.
>>33925024No
>>33925035>That's mainly the reason why men aren't bothering anymore.ThisWhy try or bother with doing anything when it doesn't matter because you're not good enough for women?
>>33925052What is it about men and penises that corrupt and ruin women and make them untouchable?
Why we got 15 different ATOGA threads? Are the old ones contaminated?
>>33925035>>33925068>men aren't bothering anymorePlease tell me where this is happening so I can move there
>>33925069>men and penises=corruptionso true omg
>>33925072You probably already do
>>33924852what about one that doesnt really care about the former but agrees with the latter?
>>33925069the sperm.It is evil.
>>33925071idfk what even happened
What's your ideal partner?
>>33925094that picrel gives me a small glimmer of hope as a hideous man. But only ever so slightly.
>>33925096>>33925094as crazy as that may sound ***
>>33925096YGMI brudder
No one’s gonna make it
>>33925045I love him.
we're all gonna make it
Isn't atoga average male height over 6ft?
>>33925106That's right. >:)You're good people foidh8moid
>>33925094I should replace all of those pictures with more accurate depictions of normie men.
>>33925107I doubt it? I'm ~5'10"/178cm
>>33925107Pretty sure no. Most are 5'8-5'10
How tall are the girls itt?
>>33925115Mostly tall, I think. Because you scare the shorties.
Ngl, I really want to move out of my parent’s house. I want to have a reliable place to have sex so bad. I want to cuddle on my bed after and have her spend the night
>>33925119I'm not scary. No clue where you got that idea
>>33924723its no big deal man, i used to have this myself. Exposure therapy will do it. Just be in the space for the time being, if you drink don't go heavy, youll get to where you can only handle the space with alcohol. Eventually, when you are comfortable just being in the place to begin with, you can work on saying hello to someone
>>33925107I’m 6’3
>>33925094There's no use even flipping the genders here since men are so used to sluts and tradwives and tomboys and princesses and and flatties and slampigs and muscle moms all being 20 y/o professional models with great bodies that they would see it as legit diversity in their mate choice
>>33925106>>33925108>>33925108>>33925101
>>33925121I'm gonna banish you to the shadow realm, old man.
>>33924740showed to much interest, play it cool for now and if you see her again, drop one joke about being a mediocre kisser, BE VERY FUCKING CASUAL ABOUT THIS. See how she reacts
>>33925129
>I just met the girl you brought home last night, she was nice, very bubbly!>I didn't know you had game>You just seemed, you know...shy?>I'm so glad you actually have a personalitywhat the FUCK did my flatmate's best friend mean by thisshe was fucked up from staying up all night partying so I don't think she was being all Mean Girls, I think she was telling her unfiltered honest truth
I need to learn brainrot as im trying to bag a 19 year old. It's going mixed>im an unc, already learned that stupidity
>>33925130I'm younger than you! I think.
>>33925139Kys
>>33925136that is some blatant interest my guy
>>33925107no way.>>33925108>>33925129:)>>339251155'4 i think
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33925142no thanks, too many 19 year olds to bag
>>33925139you gotta give her that 24 karat dubai chocolate labubu if you want her
>>33925150good good, from what i can tell BR is just overstimulation post irony memes. I wont lie 67 made me laugh
>>33925141Probably. Nobody can know for sure.
>>33925139Here this should helphttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/ETfgAaQ9rc8
>>33925096I don't get how that even gives you a glimmer
>>33925161Anon is pure of heart and took the words at face value. He was right to do so
>>33925165So he's just an idiot?
What do penises smell like after fucking in a condom for a while?
>>33925172like the inside of a condom
>>33925168Nope. You sound like one, though.
>>33925144I appreciate the belief in me, anon, but it's difficult to describe how uninterested she was. She was talking quite slowly and monotone, like she was really really tired, which she was.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc2dz6SPcTM
>>33925176She was moody and/or masking it.
Hello everyone! I posted gock and was banned for 3 days. I'm back now.
Rhodesia is basically Israel for white people
I wish I was drunk
>>33925175You implied he is a naive idiot who doesn't know betterI clearly have the more realistic view
Why can't women just be good people? Why is that so hard for them?
>>33925182It's the fucking internet; don't let it get to you. Just look at it like you were with a group of friends and they forgot to bring you to a party they invited each other to. You still have a lot of other things that are just as good as that that you got to.
>>33925172Like condom
>>33925187Nope, I said he was pure of heart and took the words at face value.He saw a glimmer of hope in those words because they had some truth to them, even when juxtaposed with demoralizing imagery.You are a faggot.
>>33925176She was shown social proof with you from hearing you got another chick. It's a powerful thing with women. Im hanging out with a bunch of 19/20 year olds and they all love me for some reason. A new girl got added to the group, asked how old i was, told her im in my 30's and was immidiantly put off. She started to ask why im hanging with 20 year olds. One of the girls jumped in "I LOOOVE ANON", about 2 minutes later another one hugged me and chatted me up infront of the new girl. I watched that girls brain change from the social proof. She is now asking me to hangout tomorrow night. I shit you not. It's powerful for women.
>>33925193>immidiantlyHow are you this dumb in your 30s
>>33924482NTABecause that's how women are.
>>33925197proof reading is for cowards, you should be glad that message is half legible
>>33925172Like a dick-shaped trash bag
>>33924801MaleBecause women are never satisfied, much like spoiled young children.
Women: can’t live with them, can’t live without them.
Men that love brown women,What if ICE stole your wife?
>>33925191So he's a naive dumbass that doesn't know better who takes bullshit at face value? Got itThe point of that pic is that those words are bullshit
why try when i know id never be good for anybody
>>33925208I wouldn't marry someone who wasn't here legally so it's a moot point.
>>33925208I would not marry a brown womanBrown women are for short term fun
>>33925208I would thank them for correcting my bad behavior of soliciting illegal immigration
>>33925208Hang out at the border and get a new one.
>>33925209That guy seems just a little happier than you.
This board helped me become a normie because you literally just have to do the opposite of whatever incels do
>>33925208guy looks like a fag so i can't feel that bad for him
>>33925208do ICE just take browns? would they take my chinese wife? she is real btw
bitch with tha mop
>>33925217So? If he knew better he wouldn't be happier than me.
>>33925222I laughed out loud pretty fuckin' hard at this reply and am still laughing. For god's sake lolKeep doing what you're doing; seems like it's working out great
>>33925225im not him and i just read his message with no context and i actually laughed to
>>33925220They can’t get to you if you’re hiding out in Toronto
>>33925225I don't get what's funny about it.Do tell me what I should be doing differently since I'm apparently wrong
>>33925220Is she here illegally?Are you cheating on her?
>>33925208Unless she was illegal she'd have some kind of visa or permit right? What do people normally do before they get a green card?
evens i fapodds i try to freeze to death by forcing myself to sleep outside
>>33925207I could live without them, other than giving birth and raising children there’s really no civil or domestic use for women
>>33925228True
I don't need who needs to hear this but ladies, blowjobs don't need foreplay. You can just go in, you don't have to start slow and shit.
>>33925236*bite*
>>33925202>t. swarthoid about to get swatted by ICE
>>33925227I don't see anything funny, anon
>>33925185Trvth nvke Agarthian lore Yakub approved
>>33925229Women might like you more if you were less of a defeatist and a misanthrope, possibly
>>33925236Im gana disagree, i like it slow at first
>>33925236nah i want her to finger my pooper first
>>33925236I don't think I agree either.
>>33925238If you bite I will beat your ass so fucking hard you will beg me to stop before I do permanent damage
>>33925235Mac & cheese is a MAP dog whistle
>>33925249knowing "MAP dog whistles" is a pedophile dog whistle
>>33925236This faggot has never gotten head in his life speak for yourself incel
femanon looking for advice pls — how do I stop unintentionally communicating with the wrong “tones” to people, esp men? example: my direct job requires attention to detail regarding names, checkin dates and regular/return customers or crew — I have a habit of remembering the names of people and being friendly/asking about their well-being and such — I also remember preferences for things, repeat meal orders, and I genuinely like going above and beyond to fulfill a guest’s experience —- I have a dumb autistic level of pride from that. But I’m somewhat ugly, and my attempts at small talk or being charming (or thankful) are sometimes assumed to be flirting —- and I think sometimes I am flirtatious, out of habit? I’m not slutty, it’s just flirting is a way of communicating I picked up. I want to change my style because well, it just doesn’t work or come off well. I’ve become more reserved and formal, though that has drawbacks too, too frigid, kind of a bitch. Are there good business communicators who I could read books from? Youtube speeches?
>>33925250>defending pedophiles How many children do you have locked in your basement?
>>33925243I wouldn't be a defeatist misanthrope if I was born with the proper genes.I would happy, optimistic and full of energy if I was just born the right way but I wasn't
>>339252547
>>33925248Doubt, lol.
>>33925248The harder you hit the harder she bites
>>33925255I hope you change your mind someday.
>>33925252stop being friendly to menstop remembering their namesstop remembering their preferencesits not being a bitchits behaving as a neurotypical
>>33925255LIQUIIIIIIIID
>>33925255Balding manlets are natures social experiment
What counts as really breaking your virginity?I personally can't think of a girl who does oral sex as a virgin. I also feel a guy who has received oral sex or handjobs shouldnt be able to call themselves a virgin.Where do you draw the line?
>>33925258Yes, I would.>>33925259She bites harder, she will die
>>33925261Women are biologically designed to follow us like sheep, when we say jump they jump
>>33925266any genital touching from one person to another for pleasure
Gravemind is the best mission in any shooter ever
>>33925266If someone else made you orgasm, or you made someone else orgasm.
>>33925267>what happened to your homework>my dog ate it Yeah you look really tough without a dick bruv
>>33925268if i had to choose between saving the life of a whore prostitute white woman with 5 mixed race children each from a different man and you, id pick the woman
>>33925260No argument? Nothing?>>33925265Fuck nature and it's stupid fucking experiments
>>33925266Unprotected PIV sex is the gold standard, you can make up silly rules but that is the bottom line
>>33925276>blaming nature for a societal problem
>>33925261but it’s good customer service— it’s explicitly outlined as an expected service role. And it does make a difference to people — they’re happy I remember them. I like seeing them! I like that connection with other people. I can’t access it the normal way. I get burnt out in friendships or close relationships, I’ve tried them a lot and it’s too much. Eventually I have a meltdown or just completely misunderstand some common/easy communication and the relationships fall apart. I just want to be seen as a professional and dependable person who can do their job well.
>>33925274If you bit off my dick I would fucking kill you.
>>33925267If you hit me in the head while bit, your dick will go flying off because of the force you put into my jaw motion, unironically.
>>33925279>em dashgoodbye chatgpt
>>33925275>self admitted cuck with a polygamy fetish Have fun in jail ESL shitter >>33925276That’s it little guy let it all out
>>33925281NTAIf a girl bites my dick and draws blood, we're both going to take a trip to the hospital, and I'll make sure her stay is longer than mine.
>>33925283I’m not AI just because I type with an em dash for emotive emphasis
>>33925280You would bleed to death in seconds and the sudden panic and shock would paralyze you from doing any real damage
>>33925252Have tried calling men Sir after every sentence
>>33925278Bitch I DONT FUCKING CARE about who gets the fucking blame whether its fucking god or mother nature I don't fucking care I'm fucking pissed at everything If I was just born right everything would be fucking great
>>33925289either stop complaining or promptly kill yourself
>>33925289>bros villain arch started from posting in /ATOGA/ Count me in the manifesto
>>33925284Fuck off asshole, eat my fucking dick
>>33925270I always dreaded that mission
>>33925281Nta if a girl accidentally drew a little bit of blood giving me a blowjob it would be okay, everybody makes mistakes and i dont mind a bit of teeth
>>33925276>No argument? Nothing?What's the point? I'd just repeat what I've already said.I hope you pull your head out of your ass someday.
>>33925288anon I could cry laughing —- I do that already. I say sir multiple times in a sentence even. Some men funny enough, are very put off by it, or will protest and say I don’t need to call them sir (older men usually) —- I just mention I grew up in a military family, so it’s a diehard habit. (Which is true actually.)
>>33925293How? Covenant carbine, that MUSIC, the aesthetic, the elevators, multi level combat. It’s literally perfect.
What are women interested in?Like what did your bf talk about in your dates? What makes him "interesting"I am pretty eccentric and guys seem to find me very interesting but I don't really like talking about myself.
>>33925292>seething because you got filtered by nature Lmao hit the gym
Thoughts on future European zoomer monarchs?
>>33925285You have a major artery in there, you won't be standing for more than 10 seconds, mr retard savage.
>>33925299As a guy you don’t talk, don’t ever talk about anything you find remotely relevant or interesting
>>3392530310 seconds is a long time when your head and neck are within reach.
>>33925301Not enough diversity and inclusion
>>33925290No, fuck you>>33925300Going to the fucking gym isn't going to fix anything. Women don't fucking care if you're fit or not
Girls. Is there a male equivalent to "as long as her tits pass her belly she is hot"?
>>33925295You're the guy that wants me to kill them, aren't you..
men if you found out your sweet innocent looking gf masturbated what would you think or feel? im so used to being seen as sweet my bf im scared of showing him my freaky side
>>33925305This nigga behaving like his nerves and pain receptors don’t function normally like literally everyone else's
>>33925301Interesting how fair some spanish girls are
>>33925059I think of the left one as an overworked single mom that doesn't have time to cook and bought the pizza for her children waiting at home.
>>33925312Weapon X is posting itt
>>33925310everybody masturbatesif a man finds that offensive he's an out of touch immature naive retard
>>33925296I've never actually been proven wrong so I have no ass to pull my head from. I clearly see things as clear as day
>>33925305Not long enough to choke or cause a concussion like you think.
>>33925310It would be hot to me if she does it blushing and feeling a little guilty while lying in bed
>>33925310I wouldn't be surprised or turned off. If I were brazen enough, I might ask to watch her do it sometime
>>33925307Well you could die ugly now or die later with somewhat attractive features it’s your choice, incels can’t into decision making and problem solving because that’s a feminine trait
>>33925308>"as long as her tits pass her belly she is hot"?... what? Is this a porninfected zoomerism?
>>33925319Choke, sure, but I disagree about causing a concussion. I have a friend who ended up with a concussion and memory loss from one punch to the back of the head. I'd be more focused on making your face unrecognizable, though.
>>33925310It really depends on what she was masturbating to and with what. If she was masturbating to vanilla smut where she inserts me and plays with her clit, I would be elated. If she is masturbating to gangbangs with a jumbo dildo, then my heart is broken into a million pieces.
>>33925324MI've never heard that shit until just now.
>>33925315This isn’t MGS bro you will die so quickly you won’t even time to react to what is happening, go watch cartel webms and see how weak the average human body really is
>>33925308those are some saggy titties damn
>>33925301Is the Danish one free? I'd be a perfect queen, I'm great at not doing anything important and wasting my time, I would also cause no scandal, I'd just sit in my palace browsing 4chan and watching anime
Women, are you scared your son will grow to be an incel?
>>33925326what if she’s very vanilla and dry humps herself?
>>33925332Danes only marry their siblings, all forms of royalty have practiced this tradition for many years
>>33925323Muscles add fucking nothing to your attractiveness. Its all face and height, hard work doesn't matter only genes doI could work out but I can't make myself taller than 5'5"
I’ve never had In n Out burger. Is it any good?
>>33925336Anon I can only get so erectYour boyfriend would have to be homosexual to be upset about this
>>33925339>Muscles add fucking nothing to your attractiveness.lol
>>33925324It’s jeet coomerism because of that Czech granny pornstar they keep simping for on reddit
>>33925340its alright. all non-mcdonalds fast food burgers taste the same to me.
>>33925336I would feel all is right with the world.
>>33925341hes very strict about sexuality im scared he will get upset
>>33925339meanwhile women went crazy for that guy from the bear who is even shorter than you and has a weird face
>>33925325>this muggle thinks he's one punch manAnd no, it takes 10x longer to choke someone out.
>>33925340They're alright. Nothing to write home about, but better than the typical fast food burger places.
>>33925340Yeah, not bad. Been a long-ass time since I had it, but I remember it being good. Tastes like a burger I'd make at home.I remember the fries being a bit bland there, which I guess is why "animal style" is so popular.
>>33925340It is consistently good, nothing outstanding.
>>33925347dump him then
>>33925339If you work out you actually grow taller only manlets believe they’re permanently disfigured and spine locked
>>33925350I'm aware, which is why I agreed with you about choking.If you don't think a man could cause some serious damage to your face in 10 seconds, you're either very naive or not aware of the strength difference between men and women.
>>33925347That is not something you should feel ashamed to share with your boyfriend.
>>33925342They don't do anythingAll they do is make women think>this manlet thinks lifting is going to get him womenWhen they see a guy with muscles>>33925349I don't believe it for a second>>33925356Bullshit. It's not like I'm going to gain a fucking inch
blushing femanons are dryhumping themselves... very lewd
>>33925339been twinkcel at 11% bf and got 0 attention.I'm not jacked by any means but i started lifting and bulked to a good weight and it does change your face. idk if its because I am eating more so my face muscles are stronger but I look significantly better. and get attention.
>>33925355in general he is good to me is dumping him for that enough good reason?
>>33925366i tell everyone to dump their s.o.
>>33925359I've been punched in the face by a bigger man, and still made him run away screaming. So go ahead, try your luck.
Everybody under 25 is bisexual
>>33925364im ovulating i have to and im scared to insert anything up there
>>33925347only missionary for the purpose of procreation?
>>33925369Begone, groomer
At my dad's birthday today he asked me if I had a wife yet and put me on the spot. I said I was working on it and this other guy asked me "Do you think there's someone out there?" What kind of question is that? I said "Uh, maybe" but I could have said "At this point it looks pretty unlikely." Fuck all those people
>>33925372he says a woman shouldnt be oversexual
>>33925369ive never had sex with a persononly my handso that makes me autopalmsexual
>>33925375Is he like a church guy? does he want a trad wife?
>>33925365Sure it might change my face a bit but it overall isn't that beneficial compared to the effort you're putting inI want to get leg extension surgery
>>33925370You're sweet.>>33925375I would hope that he could forgive his own girlfriend for masturbating in maybe the tamest way a grown woman could masturbate.
>>33925374sorry man that sounds like an asshole move
>>33925017Who would have guessed that Real Bodies Exhibition was psychopathic (I did)
>>33924386>>33924459Given that, as social animals, people are designed to fall in love with pretty much anyone who kind of fits their standards, there are a lot of women who'll love and stay with you all their lives (at least there are a lot more than you think there to be). Trying to find the theoretical best woman to be with is like the theoretical best cup of coffee; you'll hit diminishing returns pretty quickly and, among all these other women you'll find yourself around, they'll all seem almost the same. I fully believe that you can love anyone that is at least above average in your eyes given enough time around them. There are lots of pretty girls, virgins, and dedicated women out there anon. You just have to be wanted by them as well.
>>33925374my uncle is like that about my gflessnessi just tell him im going to die alone and kill myself and then put a finger gun to my templehe's quit asking lately
>>33925248>>33925285so what happens if she bites while he's restrained
>>33925364so what if it's lewd, anon? wish it was you instead?
>>33925385humans arent social animalsthat phrase is just extravert narcissism
>>33925389no, I wish I was watching it hehehaha
>>33925385>You just have to be wanted by them as well.There's the key issue there.I am not Chad so I am not wanted
>>33925364female masturbation is just as gross and dumb as male masturbation
>>33925059Men pick one>Quirk chungus that drinks too much>Goth girl that secretly hates everyone except her bird (including you)>Histrionic BPDemon spouse
>>33925389yes pls
>>33925361Unlocking your hip flexor and lower back muscles can literally 3-4 inches (depending on your individual circumstances) to your true height, but most people have destroyed their spinal column from sitting down and remaining idle for most of their life
>>33924490It isn't "spiritual cuckholdry", it's the fact that after a certain age women all across the world seem to open up their legs to mostly anyone that's "good enough" because they lack the moral constitution to not do so, especially if they're attractive. Then when they figure out that men have a problem with them being feckless sluts they get pissy. I just hope more men don't cuck out and date someone who doesn't meet even this standard just because they're unhappy and desperate; we need people being vocal about why they're turning down a woman who lacked the wherewithal to keep her legs shut.
>>33925394hard disagree. I think it's hot
id rather be with a stacy normalfag with half a dozen bodies or so than my female equivalent femcel loser
>>33925390Modern humans are social creatures, if you’re not then you are not designated as human and probably some other lesser developmental species
>>33925401but femcels are cute
>>33925403they're hot too
>>33925401stacy normalfag is closer to 20 bodies lil bro but okay
>>33925396Quirk chungus that drinks too much, give me a normalfag any day that’s low maintenance and easier to deal with
>>33925403femcels are annoying and mentally ill
>>33925398>Unlocking your hip flexor and lower back muscles can literally 3-4 inches (depending on your individual circumstances) to your true heightI don't believe it. Even if true I'm pretty sure I'm one of the people that it doesn't work for. My spine feel like what it should be
>>33925407built to be spoiled and loved
>>33925410not by me
>>33925412very fair
>>33925408How would you know if you haven’t tried hit the gym nigga
>>33925407I am mentally ill too so it is fine
>>33924563He's fallen in love with the idea of love rather than actually finding someone who he loves. Not to say that he needs to drop his standards, but it is a thing people typically go through during adolescence.>>33924665You're not too old to date a highschooler anon. Just be charismatic, semi-attractive, and not a bum. If age is that important to you look up the legal age of consent in your state and go with that. I've tried dating an eighteen year old and the experience confirmed that I like older women more, but go for it. All you have to lose is time.>>33924714And I thought I lost my bargaining chips because I went to a nude beach, LOL.>>33924723Don't just go to bars, go to places you enjoy. You wouldn't go to a bar finding a woman who likes museums, would you?
need femcel butt in lap desperately. going to die of girl butt deficiency
>>33925364I'm gonna dry hump him eventually.
>>33925418read this post in the gauntlet announcer voice btw>blue jester needs pussy badly!
>>33924761>ugly jew has opinion Coolio. Anyways
ive never loved anybody and i never will
>>33925387Assuming I make it out alive, after I recover I'm going to track her down and kill her in that scenario.>>33925368Hope you have good insurance.
>>33925422Why not?
>>33925415I've done all kinds of stretches and exercises and it hasn't impacted my heightI'm still going to be a manlet anywayThere's no fucking way one fucking thing is going to change my height
>>33924801Mbecause I don't have a job and I'm not mexican so I can't bum off my girlfriend (if I had one (which I don't))
>>33925425there is no one in my life
>>33925429How long is that life so far?
>>33925420Wew, how's it going old timer?
>>33924945>not wanting to use an app that sells all your information if it doesn't get flat out stolen is anti-tech>only wanting to talk to people in an organic setting rather than a depressing online dating setting is anti-techFucking gay.
>>3392543020 years
>>33925432It sucks but what can you do this world is stupid
>>33925432Man, they have facial recognition cameras in fucking cvs now. Technocracy is now. You pass data.
>>33925398Is this actually true or are you just bullshitting?
Men, would you feel weird if I asked you to fuck my wife and tell me about it after?
>>33925434You're just getting started, anon.
>>33925440they always say that but everyone my age and younger ive ever met is better off than me in every way
>>33925431I am a fresh-faced 30 year old man thank you very much
>>33925427Dead hangs and callisthenics, it’s literally free you don’t even need to find a gym membership just use those jungle gyms in your local park, don’t sit down for longer than an hour at a time and alternate between lying down on your bed or the couch instead of sitting in a chair, preferably walking is the best low intensity cardio that doesn’t just improve your posture and gait but fixes alot of other genetic defects some you might not even realize until you actually start walking and find discomfort in different areas of your body i.e. bad knees, flatfoot, lower back pain ect…
Men, do you delude yourself into dressing up as a woman out in public and turn your penis inside out
>>33925445no i only do that at home
My prostate feels so swollen and I wonder what oral sex would feel like. Femanon, do you like making me horny?
>>33925441For what it's worth, I felt like you at 20 and don't feel that way at 30. A lot changed for me even by the time I was just 25You are not your peers; try not to constantly compare yourself to them. You're getting in your own way by doing that
>>33925438Yes ofc course it’s real but with so much fitness related slop it’s hard to find actual facts>source: dude trust me I used to be an incel and slowly started improving my life and overtime I began to realize that there was so much bullshit advice and things nobody has told me before so take it or leave it I’m not gonna stop you
>>33924998MYes but your soulmate is usually a guy so>>33925149zased>>33925266dildos>>33925310if she used a dildo I'd be pissed, but normal masturbation is perfectly fine. >>33925340it's too expensive now
Men, can you please remove some of the cringe from your horny posts?You're killing the vibe you want from femanons. I can feel it.
>>33925455stop hornyposting forever? okay done.
>>33925443I hardly sit down, I'm lying down on a couch most of the time.What if I do it and it doesn't actually work?
Men, is it okay if I don’t shave my asshole? I get nasty razor burns :(
>>33925455like what hornyposting is always cringe you just have to embrace it
>>33925453I don't know what doing a rainbow on my cock means but I want a femanon to mouth at and lick my glass and frenulum.so bad.
>>33925464No, I only have sex with men
>>33925455I was cringe on purpose because being horny online is cringe
Men, can I stand on your coffin and get motorboated by couch fucker?Or would you motorboat me on my late husband's coffin?
>>33925464He's a fucking brownoid, of course he considers fucking a white woman to be an honor for him
>>33925455i dont know how to horny posthornyposting itt honestly feels more difficult that flirting irl
Should I move out of my parents house at 24 years old? I’m in the US. I want to have a place to have sexo
>>33925459That means you probably fucked your spine permanently as a kid and lost the fluid inside your joints, that’s why children are encouraged to play outside while they’re young so it sets a good foundation for their body as they get older unironically that’s also why you shouldn’t be lifting heavy until you hit puberty because powershitting stunts your overall growth>>33925460If you’re gonna larp as me at least make it believable
>>33925473>hornyposting itt honestly feels more difficult that flirting irlagreed lol
>>33925464I slept with a blonde girl the other day she cleaned out my fridge and ate the leftover pizza I was gonna have for breakfast
Men, how do I become more manly? My daddy says I’m too feminine
>>33925470Oh fuck that's hot. Especially if it's slow and controlled. Slow, gentle, slippery blowjobs that make me clench and shake my legs.
>drink 8-12 beers a 40oz old english and 3 or 4 shots of crown>wake up and look in mirror>undereye bags gone
>>33925479My parents are very “classy” and have a stick up their asses about anything and everything
>>33925475>That means you probably fucked your spine permanently as a kid and lost the fluid inside your jointsOh, so there is basically no hope for me just when I thought there was somethingI want someone to fucking kill me, I'm actually crying
>>33925474>24 I used to play DayZ with this Italian dude who still lives with his parents at fucking 40!
>>33925488Don’t worry bro we all have hope, I used to be brown before I began using a topical ointment of bleach and sulfur. Thankfully I haven’t gotten much darker in the last few years
>>33925492You're just fucking with me and I don't find it funny
>>33925484So becoming an alcoholic was the answer all along?
>>33925488No no no sorry I didn’t mean it like that anon, just slowly develop an active lifestyle and start walking to see if there’s anything wrong with your body and go from there
>>33925494Revitiligo is no laughing matter
showering
>>33925492>nigga is Michael Jacksonmaxxing Lmao
>>33925493Not under 5 inches and believe me, I’ve had my gf at the time over but that was when my family was out of town for Christmas, the one time they’re ever gone. I can’t have sex when they’re home. That’s the bottom line
>>33925500Ok, and?
>>33925390I'm an introvert by nature, but I also live in the real world and see how people work. Unlike a lot of people in this thread I've spent my 20-something years on earth observing what I can about people.>>33925393How can you be 24 and still think that? Did you not go to college and see all the perfectly average and ugly guys with fine looking women? Do you not go to grocery stores and see the normal looking men walking around with normal looking wives? Open your eyes dude, you're too old for this shit. Go for a jog, start doing pushups, pull ups, and dips, and you'll be in a fine place. Stop being so dramatic while you're at it holy shit>>33925436>what can you doI don't know, maybe prioritize your autonomy and own moral compass above needing pusspuss/penor? If you ever find yourself thinking with your dick, jerk off and get back to work.>>33925437I paint over the cameras I need to and break the ones I can. Facemasks were the start of having freedom, as well as IR glasses. Never acquiesce out of laziness or frustration. Fight complacency with ever fiber of your being.
>>33925493Ngl this is how I developed a fetish for sensitive girls trying to keep quiet during sex
Men, what kind of content do you want to see on my 250k subscriber YouTube channel? Also, make sure to describe to my wife’s onlyfans!
>>33925500this was me an hour ago
>>33925507I don't understand
>>33925514Are you dry yet?
>>33925505Nah bro that’s insecure as shit, you sound like those leg lengthening fags that break their own femurs to grow a couple of inches and develop arthritis because their body can’t handle supporting the added pressure
>>33925515It's that easy
>>33925496I could try that but I'm not motivated to work out>>33925499I didn't go to college. I go outside though and I don't care about those couples because normally they're not my age
>>33925523Just info dump her about busses?
>>33925516I try to cover their mouth to stop them from screaming and they end up biting my biceps shit makes me so horny man
>>33925518hair is still damp, otherwise yes>>33925522i like feeling clean
>>33925509>>33925524
Is it a red flag if i like to listen to trashy bimbocore music despite being a super nerdy college stem virgin? before anyone asks>who?Ayesha, Snow Strippers, Lil Mariko, Tila Tsoli, BJ LipsTheyre mostly songs meant to replicate 2000s electronic pop but talk about wanting dih or being sexy>like WAP and ppcocaine?No thats just cheap horny hiphop
Men, do you like when I larp about having sex? I learned it from reading these threads
>>33925529Must have long hair then...
>>33925524Don’t do it for yourself, you owe it to other bros who died never having the chance because in death there is no honour only humiliation for manlets, nigga their gonna write your height and body count on your gravestone
>>33925525You can talk about quite literally anything so long as it's shit you care about. Just don't forget to ask her about shit as well
>>33925531Are you chasing black women, stem nopussy nerd?
>>33925513dojinshi unboxingshttps://youtu.be/cTjHyYENhq0
>>33925527No I’m 6’3”, I hope you CS gas yourself in a confined space retard
>>33925533it's shoulder length, i just didn't bother to towel dry it. sorry to disappoint
>>33925531Why do you people want to cosplay the 2000s so badly and why are you so fucking bad at it
>>33925534I'm not doing anything for some other fucking guy, I am doing it for myself and getting women>nigga their gonna write your height and body count on your gravestoneYeah yeah, knock that shit off
>>33925538aktsually Im a girl looking for nerdy boyfriend
>>33925512I’ve had sex in my car a handful of times but it’s not the same and you know it. Also there’s no way in hell I’m getting a felony over some puss lmao that’s fucking retarded
>>33925524>I don't care about those couples because normally they're not my ageYou're acting just like the people the convention guy was describing last thread >>33923769It's like you're refusing to learn anything about the world around you. Get out of your shitty narcissistic headcanon
>>339255523
>>33925531No I listen to them too especially lil Mariko!
>>33925550A nerdy black stem boyfriend? Have you seen any of those around? Not to be like racist, but I have literally never seen one of those. Stem nerd boys are white, or at most hapa/asian.
>>339255520
>>33925546i dunno all i remember was being 5 and watching cat videos on old youtube all day, and weird games of the Wiithe 2010s were kinda lame and and the 2020s is just a neverending political and economic nightmareI think the 80s are really cool, i was "into it" before it became a pop culture trend. but maybe that because i like old computers. >whyOnly child to autistic parents that have been chronically online since AOL
>>339255522
Imagine how mentally ill catposter must be if she can't catch some dick in a university STEM program. She's literally playing on easy mode.
>>33925564How did they meet?
>>33925553Look, I just don't think random people on the street add anything to the data. It's anecdotal evidence. I brought up age because most people over the age of 30 just never understand modern dating and modern women. I don't even know if they were couples. Just because some random average people got together doesn't mean anything
I need a nerdy mousy wife who wants a few kids and will let me love her
>>33925569My mom met my biological father on AOLMy mom met my step dad on World of warcraftyes i am ashamed and struggle with men
Crazy that there's people in college now whose parents met by cybering on AOL. Imagine telling your grandkids about how you met.
>>33925552Counting e-sex? 7
>>33925516>>33925528Hot and based.
>>33925568Best sex I’ve had was my ex gf bouncing on my cock at her parent’s house right on their couch. We had to be quiet but she rode me like there was no tomorrow and was moaning softly in my ear. I miss the sex but I really don’t miss her at all
Women, how would you feel if your best friend published a video if her sucking your dad’s dick on onlyfan?Would you be more embarassed if everyone saw your dad’s dick or if everyone saw your dad performing oral on a woman?
>>33925576i dunno but i feel very chopped sometimes this website says im hot
My cock is quite thick and I can't fully wrap my hand around it
>>33925584I'd be embarrassed because my dad's dick is small as hell.
>>33925531Is it a red flag if I listen to Nightcore, EDM of all kinds, The Smiths and REM and others of this ilk, sillygoosecore like Oingo Boingo and Talking Heads, Anime and Video game OSTs, 2000s pop, Classical music, and random youtube playlist videos like "White girl playlist for the gym" or "Gnomecore playlist (FOR GNOME EARS ONLY)" despite being a super nerdy college stem Virgin forma de masculino?Like what you like fellow Catposter.
>>33925589Well then you shouldn’t reproduce. If you have children you will forever be responsible for your son’s dick size.
i wish i had a bicep to bite :(
>>33925566It was with the first woman (of three) that I had sex with. We were in love.>made out with her>pushed her onto the mattress>kissed her down her neck and chest>slipped her skirt and panties off and kissed her thighs>ate her pussy until she came>she's begging me to fuck her>I start fucking her>we make out while I fuck her>running my hands all over her body, through her hair and in her mouth>I flip her over>pull her hair and smack her ass while I fuck her>she rubs another one out while I'm fucking her>I flip her back over>she locks her legs around me>I'm lifting her hips off the mattress and fucking her brains out>we both cum at the same time
>>33925590>nightcore and the smithsI like you again.
>>33925572>I just don't think random people on the street add anything to the data.That's literally the best source of data you stupid fucking double nigger. I hope you are trolling because I really hope people as fucking obstinate and stupid as you aren't in my basketweaving forum
>>33925579I'm in my 30s, and my mom met my stepdad on the internet. They met on the Portal of Evil.My mom was also pretty active on usenet before and right after I was born.
>>33925590>random youtube playlist videos like "White girl playlist for the gym" or "Gnomecore playlist (FOR GNOME EARS ONLY)"Theyre so good, but sometimes theyre too similar.
>>33925574how are you not underagedb&?
>>33925598We didn't even get dialup until I was like 10 years old.
>>33925252Don't stop it's just you and you find it naturally fun. Just be prepared to swat down men if they misconstrue your communication style for flirting. In an alternate world that you were more naturally cold but not ugly (according to you), even the tiniest morsel of kindness from you will be misidentified as flirting.Check out with your supervisor or colleagues for direct feedback. People can say one thing but really present another in reality and they're the ones that see you directly. Might be just a matter of modifiying your vocabulary than strictly going from warm and friendly to distant and frigid.
>>33925601We were pretty early adopters of broadband. My dad tried and failed to get an ISP off the ground in the 90s.
>>33925600because im 21?
>>33925596Thanks but what do you mean by "again">>33925599I agree, I now have a playlist of playlists to switch between when they get same-y
Need athletic woman with big tits and tight pussy
>>33925590>sillygoosecoreusing that phrase is a red flag in and of itself. Everything else is normal zoomer shit>>33925602my mom must've been hung
>>33925531>>33925590Not a single man on Earth has ever been attracted to a woman enough to ask her out to learn more about her personality then decided to ghost her because of her taste in music
>>33925610>using that phrase is a red flag in and of itself.I think it's a pretty appropriate term for that cluster of bands although I wouldn't use that term outside of online spaces.
>>33925590>Virgin forma de masculino?This is why I can’t stand talking to women. What kind of faggy combination of words did you just use
Need petite woman who lets me cum in her ass and milf woman who eats my cum out of her ass
Oh, Homer Simpson, how you never fail to make me smile :^]
>>33925579idk if it was aol but my parents also met on the internet and communicated through an email client that didn't support image uploads. when they saw each other's faces for the first time at the airport my mom thought my dad was ugly
>>33925621Seasons 1-10 Homer has been playing an unreasonably large part in keeping me sane in the latter half of 2025
2 more months… just 2 more months…..
>>33925597It is data that is not tracked. It's all anecdotal just trust me bro shitWhy should it matter for normal average people to be together? Of course I'm not going to notice it. Going outside and seeing couples isn't going to change anything because all the guys I see in relationships are always a fucking head taller than the girl anyway which only confirms what I think
>>33925607So jacked up how someone younger than the website can post here now
>>33925566Probably a few days ago
>>33925628Until what? :o
How would I get a woman I'm with to trust and submit to me more?
>>33925636Be trustworthy?
>>33925632>degenerates against fascismOh boy, the jokes write themselves
fellow menwhere do you jizz when you fap?ive heard of people using napkins or bottles but idk how they do thati just lay back and jizz on my abdomen/chest/ sometimes my neck/face if i havent fapped in a while and its a really good ejactulatethen i always take a shower
>>33925638Does it just take time after that?
need me a nerdy boy that will manhandle me in bed. like squeeze push restrict choke and slap me, but like in a good pain way, like flossing your teeth
>>33925642i hope you die alone bitch
>>33925640I just cum on my tummy and wipe it off with a towel
>>33925640sock
>>33925642Go find one, if you go up to 5 guys you're attracted to and ask to suck them off, at least one will say yes
>>33925642how come you never use your own cat for these posts
>>33925640I usually hit my chest or neck but sometimes it goes over me. Haven't hit my face yet. Then I shower or wipe it off with toilet paper and flush it
>>33925624Stay strong, citizen of Springfield
>>33925640I lie on my back and put down a three square long piece of toilet paper on my stomach then I bust on that for easy cleanup. I use more toilet paper for any spillage and the bit of cum hanging off the end of my dick.
>>33925634Until I get my last HPV vaccine and can finally have sex… at 25 years old. I’m going to be taking a few photos during that time to get my dating profiles ready and then I’ll be meeting lovely women, take them out for minigolf, dinner, thrifting, etc and then blowing their backs out at night and again when we wake up the next day and she makes me a hearty breakfast
>>33925655>I usually hit my chest or neck but sometimes it goes over meDamn bro you do kegals or something?
>>33925651That is called sexual harassment>>33925653He is too pure of soul for this website. My son deserves snuggles treats and kissies NOT 4chan.
>>33925664It's not sexual harassment if it's a woman doing it
>>33925566Did u like my story
Yep, they just don't make OSTs like Zero Escape, the first AI game (and Tokiko's Somnium in 2), and Danganronpa anymore...
>>33925662I don't care
>>33925661Sometimes, usually just really horny
>>33925657I’ll try. That is an unbelievably good run of TV
>>33925676Nobody tried to kill you you fat histrionic hag
It rhymes with Pestpee
>>33925566>got a new gf 6 months ago>first time having sex with her was bareback>she got on top of me and rode me to completion>was the first time i'd gone bareback or even came in someone without a condom>felt so good i almost passed out
Men, have you ever gotten a girl flowers? Why does it seem like a dying art?>mfw 26 F and never gotten flowers
>>33925637She’s 20
>>33925687Yeah. She threw them in the garbage during a fight
>>33925687Yes, in 5th grade.Everyone in the class laughed and made fun of me so I have not done it since.
>>33925687I haven’t done it in a long time. Last time was when I was around 19.I’m definitely doing it for the next woman I date.
>>33925687Yes but both of them ended up leaving me anyways. I’m going to treat my next gf like shit, women like that, or at the very least, they’ll treat you the exact same way anyways so why go through the effort of being particularly nice to them? I don’t see the point anymore
>>33925566Ach, where do I start? >I was a sophomore in highschool and she was a freshman>We were both in APUSHI'll fast forward this>I'm at her house Halloween night after getting to know her over the previous semester>She's naturally reticent but tried out a relatively skimpy Bonnie (FNAF) costume she'd sewn herself>I was dressed as Napoleon Dynamite, nothing crazy>Her meek figure and small, perky tits are enhanced by the purple minky>we're both a good bit tipsy after a night of walking around her neighborhood drinking Zimas we'd gotten from her parents>We were alone sitting on her big 80's sofa watching some Indonesian action movie>when the tape ends and the TV turns blue she curls up in my lap and smiles at me in the warm way only a teenage girl with a pleasant buzz can>I pull her up and sit her on my lap, hugging her so she can nuzzle into my neck and hide in my hair>her rough breathing and tight hugging signals that I can go on, nervous as I am>I unzip her costume from the back and massage under her bra straps, from the back to the part right at the start of her chest> I can still recall the feeling of the soft white cotton and cheap plastic>she's cooing and mewing into my ear at this point>I trace down her spine to the top of her blue granny panties, tugging at the waistline and petting her butt like you would a cat>The coos have turned into light moans>I unwrap her legs to get the rest of the costume off but she immediately snaps them back around me, pushing her hips towards me>I lay us both down and unhook her bra>her meager tits point at me and I use a free hand to give the left one attention>she yelped. I had calluses on my thumbs so I had to adjust>as soon as my hand rests on her vulva her eyes snap open to meet mine>I can feel her desperate warmth through the thin cotton>I can feel her needy clit trying to brush against my palm>I slide her panties to the side>Her dad opens the door>get on the floor>everybody walk the dinosaur
>>33925687MIt's considered tacky and cliche.
>>33925689>>33925691>>33925697Booo>>33925696I'm going out with this guy
>>33925694I’m 31. She’s 20. You wouldn’t know a pedophile if you were friends with one, and I’ve seen the black pit of your heart to know you actually approve of it
>>33925687Seems more like wife treatment than girlfriend treatment to me
>>33925702Wow hello there. What’s your favorite flower anon
>>33925687Only if she likes flowers
>>33925704This one is understandable I guess>>33925705Peonies
>>33925687no i have never given a girl flowerswho would i give them to? ive never even had a crush, much less any female acquaintances or friends
>>33925702Saying that like anyone cares what you think or do
>>33925708>PeoniesVery nice choice. Tell me more about yourself
I love flowers
>>3392570334 here, also banging a 20 year old. Just be emotional honest with her about what this is. Don't hurt her feelings.
Giving a girl something you created is better than some store bought dozen roses desu
>>33925687men are deathly afraid of being labelled cringe and getting mocked. This is compounded by our current cultural climate of intense satire and insincerity, with passionate and serious attitudes being seen as corny or dramatic.
>>33925690Ches is a meth whore
Imagining slow dancing with a femanon with a flower crown in semi-rural suburb in our backyard grass at night playing kiss me by Sixpence None The Richeris this too much to ask for?
>>33925716I’ve done both desu senpai
>>33925716such as
>>33925722Whatever you're passionate about
>>33925716Lowkey true but I think the more complicated bouquets or the artsy custom ones are really cool. Lowkey I think I just have a thing for plants.>>33925717This is also true
>>33925703>>33925715u guys are weird as fuck for plowing 20 year olds.
>>33925687>Men, have you ever gotten a girl flowers? Why does it seem like a dying art?ive never been on a date or had a gf. if i did i wouldI've gotten my mom, aunt, grandma flowers i guess
>>33925721You, Laurissa, are a meth whore
>>33925687when i was a teenager once, i have written poetry for a few. I love pretty words
>>33925724>femanon heres this cylinder head i took out of a grain truck and put new valves in
>>33925729You, Andrew, are an annoying faggot
What is this trailer park drama bullshit
>>33925726The one im banging has a 19 year old friend fucking a 54 year old.shit is so cash, id recommend it. Just dont lie to her about loving her or something. Thats manipulation
>>33925732Bitches love farm boys
>>33925716Most based male itt
>>33925737well i dont work on a farmno wonder i'm single ;_; jej
>>33925737Only farm girls are into that, majority of women think you're retarded.
>Starts raining randomly >I happen to have my umbrella>Girl is stuck in the rain as we wait for the bus>I walk up with my Umbrella and shield both of us from the rain>We complain and joke about the bus taking forever and make general Smalltalk for ~15 minutes>Turns out we live in neighboring apartment units in the same buildingWhat do now? She seemed nice but I didn't even get her name.
>>33925719That's all I want, and maybe a bench swing.
>>33925736Legit stupid, i actually can get women my own age. I actively dont choose them lol. God help you if you ever went to Europe where everyone is fucking 15 year olds. Or the middle east where they are 13. Or Africa where there are no rules
>>33925719>is this too much to ask for?Anything more than nothing is too much to ask for, asking will get you nothing.You need to make it if you want it.
>>33925741Just be outside your apartment sometime doing something and maybe she'll see you.
>>33924150women can you feel your ovaries? not using your hands but rather can you sense their presence? do ovaries have sensations associated with them? aren't they basically just testicles but on the inside? in that case, do you feel them ache when you're horny? asking for science
Are all of you in a discord?
There’s no point in doing things for others, no one will reciprocate
>>33925740ntai like farm/redneck girlsi remember my crush in high school would talk about all the animals shed hunt and eat, rabbit, squirrel, possum, etc. damn i wish id asked her out
>>33925741what in the anime plot
>>33925748you are spazzing it, i like it
>>33925749i ami havent visited the server in like 3 months thoughtoo low activity
>>33925605Thank you, that’s very thoughtful and constructive advice.
>>33925747No. Idk what my organs feel like. I didn't go to medical school and haven't stuck my hand in a corpse either. It all just feels like mush with different consistencies.
>>33925749Haven’t been in an Atoga discord in a long time
>>33925747I had have a chick friend that said super rarely, like twice in her life, she got so horny for someone she actually felt a sensation in her ovaries, i dont think its common
>>33925757they all suck
>>33925751It wears out fast as you really have nothing in common and they will age like yoghurt in the sun. I liked a few farm/rural girls and they aged horribly in a short number of years and everything was just about the farm, literally nothing else mattered and they did nothing else.Saddens me since there was a beautiful farm girl I knew and she was really haggard looking by the time she was 23, you'd of thought she was bordering on 40 or more.
i would be willing to have an older boyfriend if it didnt feel manipulative
>>33925752>>33925746Yeah it really surprised me, I would have gotten her name if I knew I was going to find out she lived in the same building and right beside me 10 minutes later. I should have made a joke about her following me in hindsight.
>>33925687>Men, have you ever gotten a girl flowers?Yes a couple women>Why does it seem like a dying art?Women treat men like shit in dating
>>33925763How much older we talking? It doesn't even start being interesting until 7 years or more
>>33925763Manipulative on your side? Most women date older guys for their maturity (or daddy issues), so it sounds like you'd be the weird one if the first thing on your mind is manipulation.
>>33925763Are you still a virgin?This is an unrelated question.
>>33925765Let her come to you, this is the real test if she likes you or was politely too nervous to leave due to circumstances.
>>33925762i am also a "redneck" though i guessand eh we all gotta age sometime. i look like shit for my age so why should i have different standards for a woman
>>33925767i dunno but ive never been attracted to a man over 35.I mean hes at least gotta have some sort of good industry connections and can help get me a fancy dream job. I cant be a trophy wife and i cant date like some old welder or walmart bagger.
>>33925772Yes i am a virginyes my parents are also divorced
>>33925776>my parents are also divorcedred flag, ugh
>>33925775Nta What's your dream job?
>>33925773>Let her come to youThat's what I was thinking, knocking on her door and asking "erm, what's your name" seems like a death sentence. >or was politely too nervous to leave due to circumstances.I doubt it was this, she seemed genuinely thankful and was sustaining the conversation as much as I was. The only reason I noticed she was going to the same building was because I had held the door open for someone else and then saw her walking to the same door seconds later. Even if this doesn't lead to anything, I figure this pattern of behavior has to lead to something eventually.
>>33925777The Discord lore is unending. Who the fuck are you people?
>>33925745Most girls IRL today don't seem to want this and think its gay af for a man to be romantic.I see all the girls say they want this online but my guess is those girls never go outside.
>>33925776Why are they divorced? If it’s because your mom is a skank, you know what they say, the apple doesn’t fall too far from the tree. Red flag
>>33925776Go on a date you dumb bitch no offence
>>33925776Did.you go to rennaisance fairs as a kid?
>>33925776Sybau
>>33925780Good luck, anon. Sounds promising. But it's also ok if she has like a boyfriend or is gay and it didn't come up in conversation spur of the moment.
>>33925775How old are youWhat field do you want to be in?I think using some man to get a job is a bit weird
>>33925333cant fear the impossible>>33925392>>33925397you will have a big orgasm the next time you jack off>>33925418*sit*>>33925621real one here>>33925749no.
>>33925791I'm not emotionally investing in it or making any expectations, but I figure I need to follow up on opportunities where they arise or I will be alone forever. Thanks for the encouragement
>>33925761Last time I went no one talked
>>33925793Are you really a femcel?
Why do people get fat?I get a bit puffy because of depression or bad sleep schedule etc but really no one should be over 200 lbs under 6'0. Yes men too.
>>33925794Your meth friends rape 10 year old girls
>>33925798Can't seem to care about lifting anymore
i just want to sit shoulder to shoulder with a girlmaybe if im feeling frisky put my arm around her
>>33925798I’m 6’5 and i’ve never been over 200lbs in my entire life so idk
>>33925795Really just going out a bit more increases your chances of being observed regularly. So it would be a good thing either way for you.
>>33925798because life is pointlesssome people cope by drugs, alcohol, fucking bitches, others cope by eatinghave to get dopamine somehow, otherwise wed all just kill ourselves
>>33925803it would be harder for you to be fat since your a giant my guy, you'd have to weight like 300 or some shit just to look chubby
>>33925798Lack of willpower, emotional eating, mistaken beliefs about weight loss, and a lack of proper portion control were my reasons when I was overweight. I'm sure those are at least somewhat common among other overweight people.
>>33925805My issue is finding a reason to go out, I'd like to be out and social but I don't have anyone to go to a bar with right now.Next semester I will have more time open at time social hours to join clubs and such which might help.
>>33925779I want a fancy big city tech job that involves a lot of math and algorithms. Ideally biotech or financial tech. Maybe simulations.Bio tech is like the altruistic "i want to help humanity" desire inside me, financial tech is the "i want to wear fancy expensive clothes every day in big skyscraper" desire in me.>these industries suck for womenI know but unfortunately i actually enjoy math and computer science. I spent a lot of my weekend programming fragment shaders and i use algebra to relax myselfUnfortunately quant jobs are hard to get and finance people hate women.I double major math and computer science at a t20 university btw. But the job market SUCKS!
>>33925798I'm not overweight but I cope with high calorie sweets when I feel overwhelmed with stress. A calorie debt can accrue the same as a financial debt, through bad habits and a lack of planning.
>>33925816>HotKill yourself Laurissa
>>33925798Fat people have fucked up brains that think of things that would never occur to a non-fat person. They do shit like eat an entire sleeve of cookies in one go, or an entire bag of chips, or a pint of ice cream.
>>33925792Im 21>field?tech, i talked about in this post >>33925813>using a man to get a job is weirdmaybe but i refuse to be a trophy wife or SAHM. I need a real job to feel fulfilled>>33925799Even if that was true i dont care
>>33925808Yea well sometimes I don’t want to be skinny but also I’m afraid of getting fat
>>33925813>Bio tech is like the altruistic "i want to help humanity" desire inside me, financial tech is the "i want to wear fancy expensive clothes every day in big skyscraper" desire in me.This but for AI systems or programming simulations, I just think they are neat and have since I was playing 4 v 4 v 4's in Warcraft 3 with AI teammates against other AI's
>>33925812You don't have to be social or do anyrhing in particular to go outside. You can do it purely ritualistically. Walk to a place, look at streets/houses, sit outside. No need for anything grand. You can just relax.
>>33925813>biotech>you will have no mouth and must scream>financial tech>you will own nothing and be happythese are the opposite of altruistic lmao. basically "how can we use technology to make as many people suffer as much as possible"
I need help. I’ve developed an aversion to studying and I can’t even for the life of god bring myself to watch an educational video for 5 minutes
>>33925828burnout, take break, be less depresso
Who the fuck are these names and why is /atoga/ so deranged?
>>33925831>burnoutI’ve been this way for 15 years
>>33925832Our reasons are beyond your comprehension.
>>33925827Biotech research definitely helps humanity. That is really the whole point of medical research, techy or not. Even if you help create drugs or wearables that cost $30k youre still helping people, and even if the research doesnt go towards human medicine it helps progress science and that some day helps people directly.financial tech doesnt help humanity besides strengthening the economy but its a fancypants adult city job that pays well.
>>33925832Terminally online lolcows. They’re Canadian too, go figure. The weird thing about Atoga is that it’s essentially one degenerate polycule with every regular/namefag having dated and posted their nudes before
>>33925836are you talking about me
>>33925837>how can we extract the most amount of money from sick people as possiblefuck the medical industry, fuck science and fuck progress
>>33925832Don't go chasing rabbit holes. Stick to the rivers and streams that you're used to.
>>33925843That’s how I found his real name, he was too stupid to not post his label
I like when a guy is holding his dick and it's thicker than his wrist
>>33925838Canadians are beyond fucked. My neighbour in the house next to me smokes meth all night and brings a 10 year old girl over for sex. Last time I reported this sort of stuff *I* got arrested for threatening
>>33925851Don’t respond to me ever again faggot
>>33925849Thicker or wider?
>>33925855Enjoy hanging out in leftist goof, hog, troon central
>>33925856I struggle to maintain intelligent speech during sex and tend to get repetitive.
>>33925820>They do shit like eat an entire sleeve of cookies in one go, or an entire bag of chips, or a pint of ice cream.I do this and i'm skinny>>33925806being fat literally makes your life exponentially worse>>33925801lifting has nothing to do with getting fatWhen you don't lift you should eat less naturally because you aren't doing anything to demand higher caloric intake>>33925817just breathe. i just dont get it. eating costs money and is kind of a chore. i also eat tons of chocolate because i have a sweet tooth. but im not a retard to OD on food and get fat.
>>33925849liek this
Atoga lore fights suck.Men, ask women questions right now?
>>33925863>They do shit like eat an entire sleeve of cookies in one go, or an entire bag of chips, or a pint of ice cream.I do this too, but we probably do it less than others do. It is all calories in vs calories out at the end of the day.>just breathe. i just dont get it. eating costs money and is kind of a choreI love eating good tasting food, for me it is a primary enjoyment of life and why I learnt to cook in the first place.
>>33925849Good news for guys with extremely dainty wrists.
>>33925867>Men, ask women questions right now?Are you going to think I am a homo if I wear a scarf in freezing weather?
>>33925865theyre only sexy on a irl man that you already like, not anon
>>33925865I don't have veins in my hands just arteries. They've swollen up like red balloons because the blood has no way to get out.
>>33925872I’d blush and stutter
>>33925867we ask way more questions, why dont you people ask us questions for onceoh wait, women dont want or need to know anything from us
How do I get fit korean gf with nice boobies?
>>33925873No. I'd think you're cold.
>>33925872since you are a stranger, id ignore youif you touch me ill pistol whip you bitch
>>33925821>Im 21eh im 29 so you're way too young for me. i do work in your field though. I work for a hedgefund in biotech/pharma. There are plenty of women here. Many are generally in project manager roles and have phds though.Have you considered doing a PhD? You get paid to study and its easy to get in a competitive one now at like an Ivy because of trump's attack on immigration.Plus smart rich guys dig girls in phd programs.
>>33925883I don't, and have never known anyone who doeswomen why do you only ask stupid fucking retard questions
>>33925879Ok.Are you balding?Why are you mad?
>>33925883No, but my older brother did and I lost all respect for him
>>33925883I don't, but when I was younger I would be scared to go to the bathroom because I thought a monster would get me.
>>33925887when i was a pornbrained coomer it was quite often. Now much less so
>>339258870-1theres really no reason for me to get horny
>>33925868She can go to the club and buy alcohol. 20 is young admittedly, but it’s not in the same ballpark as 10. One is an adult, the other is a child.Fat fucking grotesque freak of nature.
>>33925899No, I was just given unsupervised access to the internet from a very young age.
goodnight niggers(plz ban me)
>>33925884>Have you considered doing a PhD?yes but idk if ill get into a program. my gpa needs to go upmy school offers an accelerated masters program for financial mathematics submajors and that seems like a really temping opportunity. Im currently a biomath submajor but can easily shift to financial mathematics submajor
>>33925866No, thumb in front and fingers wrapped around looks sexiest
>>33925904liek this (gave him nails)
My girlfriend wants to drive 9 hours to eat at a viral food truck. Should I break up with her?
>>33925903Masters you generally have to pay for. Generally better to do after you get a job so they pay for it imo.If I was a junior/senior in college rn I would think about PhD, JD, or MBAing. Economy isn't really that great. We are all looking to get more lean and lay off. Job market is likely to get much worse
>>33925911If it’s Celina 52, you have to go
>>33925907She doesn’t drink and you’re retarded. Glad you decided to troon out, you always seemed masc for a 40yo meth whore
>>33925911seriously, yesdont need some vain socialmedia brained femoid in ur life
>>33925911No. Why not let her drive and bang in a hotel after nice food like tourists?
>>33925911road trips are fun though stop elsewhere too.make some memories
pregnant women should be exposed to lead so their children will be violent low inhib chads
>>33925910Thumb should be below the fingers and the arm closer to the dick, not at a right angle
>>33925208How the fuck do people get married for 5 years without settling their citizenship or residency? My friends just got married (guy's from eastern europe) and he got his green card within 8 months of their marriage, and this was under the "nazi trump auslander raus" regime.
Can the nigger janny ban cheswick or is 4chan that desperate for nontroons that they’d embrace a boomer hog
>>33925924liek dis
>>33925912yeah i know phd would be the dream but i dont want to do one at a bad school>JD, MBAi want to be involved in algorithms and math, not management or law
>>33925887Whenever i see a hot chick at gym(Which is always, daily, multiple times a day)
>>33925927You have JH levels of recognizability, ‘mabye’ learn to spell because ‘your’ a fat fucking retard pedophile junkie
>>33925933Yeah that'll do
>>33925887Dozens
Well I guess it's over guys- got two phone numbers and no reply from either of them. One was from the gym (who I ran into outside of the gym while out with a friend), the other was from a wedding, AND she talked to me first. At least I tried though. Maybe the next girl will be the one, just like the next job posting, ha ha ha.>>33925332>I would also cause no scandal, I'd just sit in my palace browsing 4chan and watching animeImagine the headlines>DANISH QUEEN LOVES GOJO SATORU MORE THAN SHE LOVES THE KING.>>33925911Find some other reasons to go than just a stupid food truck. Is there seriously no where you'd like to visit during that 9 hour drive? Do you know anyone there or along the way?
Men, how could women make you feel more celebrated, affectionate, or juvial in your lives? What makes you deserving of that?
more men should draw their dick
>>33925950No, that’s fucking stupid
>>33925951it's okay if you suck at drawing
>>33925945idk. probably because im not deserving of thattheres nothing in my life that would make a womans life better. so why would a woman being in my life make mine better eitherim going to bed with the gas heater on and all my doors shut, hopefully ill suffocate
Women, can you name a more "moid moment" moid than Gaius Baltar?
>>33925956I've fixed myself and am going on dates. Now it's just a numbers game to find someone compatible.
>>33925957Probably any of the fights on big brother.
>>33925956I have nothing to offer, I’m a depressed loser
>>33925956>going out thereout wherei dont have any friends to meet women throughthere are no bars there are no clubsthere is nothing
>>33925956Tried, failed, its over at 27
>>33925956theres a reason ive gotten this old without ever having been showed interest at all by womenbecause i am ontologically unlikeable, unlovable, simply not a person that is supposed to be a part of anyones life.
>>33925968Battle star galactica?
>>33925956I've never tried
>>33925945Just smile and laugh more and complain less and be nice its really not that difficultOther day this girl in cafeteria gave me extra portion of food saying "im a good guy" and it felt niceThen she asked if i ate good when iwas finished
>>33925981I haven't seen it.
>>33925964Maybe close but none of them ever doomed all of mankind for robot pussy
>>33925971They go hand in hand, no? I don’t need go be remembered by the whole world, just people I care about >Iris by Goo Goo Dolls starts playing
Why don't men ever have girlfriend fantasies that aren't fucking or physically assaulting them in some way?
>>33925956The couple girls I went to dates with were not into me enough to actually be my girlfriends.I earn sub 6 figures moneyIm uglyI dont have careerAnd im also boringDeadly combo for my dating prospects
>>33925987Well that's like, a story, and the other is men yelling at each other over bullshit.
I'll repost>latina co worker>has a nice ass>into her>this other dude who's black is into her and gets her insta>fuck that, not letting him get her>don't have insta, so get her snap>talk to her more and joke about the little Spanish I know but she compliments me on itI know Latina girls usually like their men "unseasoned" and the other dude is a short fat black dude. I definitely have more of a shot. I peeped her insta through someone else and she likes anime and cosplays which I can definitely work with. Am I crazy? I'm into other coworkers too, but ever since he made this move, I'm more motivated on her than ever. More than the 19 year old small white weeb girl who I think is into me too, but I also got her snap too.
>>33925990I dream about surprising my future wife with meals and dates, too bad I’ll never be married
>>33925990Yeah, I wish he fantasized about like, going canoing, holding hands at 80, or me brushing and styling his gorgeous hair.
>>33925994>don't have insta, so get her snapPretty troll to not get her phone number instead
>>33924386>How do you continue wanting to get with anyone if you didn't already at a point in your life because of this?You need to stop being bitter
Just found out today was #いい腋の日Foids, how do you feel about that?
>attempt to get incels >get banned And you people wonder why I’m such an asshole
>at store waiting in line by cash register>This older woman, probably a grandma, with 2 young kids in store in front of me>The kids are like, 5 yo and 7yo on cart>They laugh and make stupid faces to me>I smile and laugh>Pay for my stuff and leave>Get hit with overwhelming wave of sadness because im a old bitter chud who failed every little thing i could in life and will never have kidsGive me exactly one reason to not kill myself when i turn 40
>>33925998Phone number is tough. Some girls don't like to give it out. I asked for a way to talk outside of work, and she said that, so likely didn't want to give her number
>>33925950My dick isn't in the best condition right for anything sexual or even drawing for that matter right now because currently it looks like a red pretzel dog with too much dough on one end
>>33926005i get that 11 can be read as good/ii but how do you get armpit from 10
>>33926005I don't know.
>>339259561. I'm scared of trying2. I don't really leave my house3. I have insecurities about my appearance and my autism4. Not financially well off enough
Moids:Skinny slender elegantOrThicker sexy girl with assets that you likeFoids:Rough Lumberjack strong guy with thick forearms and very strong frameOrArtsy skinny aesthetic lean guy with chiseled jawline, weighs half what the other guy does
>>33925956What?>Meet a girl>She smiles >Chat her up>Get to know her>Msg her on ig>She ghosts me or gives me one word answer Rinse repeat foreverIm just not good looking, and not rich to cope that way.
>>33926024Second, no contest.
>>33926004Hard not to be
>>33925956I cant get passed the first date or two stageI must be autistic as fuck but I cant read her vibes at all.I feel like everytime I initiate more, even a kiss I do it at a wrong time. At this point I just stopped trying. I've been on dozens of dates and its never improved. im not built for this shit
>>33926024M2ndThere's a certain level of chubby I can tolerate before I start asking them to work out with me
>>33926024skinny slenderthick is a bad investment if you're doing long term
Big report just dropped in my country about the cops covering up sexual misconduct by a former high up police officer. This guy had an affair with a subordinate 20 years high junior, pulled strings to get her assigned to his office, used police assets to carry on the affair, and when she threaten to inform people he threatened to leak her nudes. The other cops didn't take appropriate action and even tried to prosecute the woman for "harassing" him. This was all before he was appointed to the 2nd highest position in the police. Later they did investigate him and found CP and bestiality content on his work computer.
>>33926005ok i looked it up and it's on 11/9 it's not even the 10th anymore in most of the world so you're late by two whole days
>>33926024Hey I posted that meme
It's funny how normies spam this meme of telling ugly people or short guys to just get rich like it's the easiest thing in the world, as if looks and height aren't correlated to wealth as well.
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>>33925935You should reach out to professors at schools you want to phd in anyway. see what they think. how bad is your gpa lol.
I just want to go clubbing, listen to good music and have a sweet asian chick grinding on my dick. Surely I’m not asking for a lot
>>33925797idfk but according to another anon, yeah.
>>33925193You dumb motherfucker. You stupid shit. Holy fuck. How can you be in your thirties and not understand what actually happened?You met a girl. She learned you were fucking old. She was immediately put off because guys that age who hang out with 20 year old women are usually creepy and odd. I know that's not the politically correct thing to say on 4chan but it's true.Then another girl vouched for you, basically telling her you're safe. So did the rest of the group. So now she knows you're safe. Her brain didn't fucking get changed you stupid, stupid little shit. I've seen the same thing happen with me, too, and it's just when they realise this strange man who came up to them earlier is actually the chill guy their friend met earlier and told them about. You've been vouched for.I hope you read this. In your thirties? And you didn't know? Jesus Christ.
>>33924998F. I do believe so, yeah.
My new girlfriend has anger issues and punched the walls until her knuckles bled when we were supposed to spend time together but something came up and I had to leave. We've been together for about a month. Will she calm down over time?
Just found out a cute girl in my college class had a crush on me in February What are the chances she will still like me in November? Likely already passed? Or could I rekindle the crush very easily? Ive never spoken to her before, so ig her crush was purely physical. Thanks!
Foids;>Balding>Small dick>Manlet Pick 1 of the 3 if you had to deal with it in a loverMoids;>Obese>ultra-saggy breasts>Retarded
Could a girl really love a guy who's not very interested in sex, if at all? I'm thinking about starting HRT to be more feminine but still male. I'd freeze sperm but I don't know if I'd still get horny.I feel like most women would say yes but then realize they need that intimacy and leave me.
>>33926879Leave immediately. No shame in dropping a month long relationship with someone that toxic.
How can you tell when someone is on the same or the opposite end of the autism spectrum from you?
>>33927581Ultra-saggy breasts, ez. They aren’t even unattractive.
>>33927604>thinking about starting HRT to be more feminine but still maleWhy?
