Im in the middle of trying to bag a crazy 19 year old. (im 30) Mixed results so far. Long since given a fuck about keeping up with memes, but i have to learn the brainrot. Give me a crash course. I learned what Unc is and 67
>>33924519>uncif you needed that explained you should look up in the rain and drown yourself
christ man, i'm 21 and it makes me want to kill myselfi gotta go to college but i don't want to be fucked with by subhumans wearing faces of my peers, while older people i can relate to refuse to interact with me because of class boundaries
i can't fucking relate to anybodychildhood friend of mind became an electrical engineer, he's only a couple years older than mei dropped out of highschool
>>33925362nah fag, you see when you get older there will be slang you wont know either. And you wont give a shit.
>>33924519>UncWhat's that mean?Is it short for "Uncle"?I know "fr", "bussin (this is falling out of use)", "AF" "ahh (tiktok self-censor for ass" "cooked (fucked as in 'we're fucked')"there's others I know but i have to hear them to remember themI just googled brain rot dictionary and got thishttps://genius.com/Community-guides-brainrot-glossary-annotated
>>33926112im literally a year younger than you
>>33924519why are you trying to learn zoomerslop? act your age. that's the whole appeal for a younger woman. just having your own place and a car puts you miles ahead of guys her own age.
>>33924519>crazy>Mixed resultsYeah no shit nigger, shes crazy as per your own admission.>but i have to learn the brainrotStop doing that cringe shit where you larp as a zoomie, your value as an older man is being above all that. You will never be a zoomie,stop trying to "pass". t. Unc
>>33927042Its not larping fag, it's literally not knowing what she is saying 1/4 of the time. On God makes me laugh
>>33927062Then just relentlessly make fun of her for it, I'd just reply with the broccoli head staring Pepe if shes partocularly retarded (bitches love Pepes). If shes genuinely too retarded to have a normal conversation, it may simply be not meant to be.
>>33925362Lmfao.
>>33927062Unc deadass cant speak fr
I'm 37. I've been terminally online my whole life, but just these last few years I feel as if I've really slipped past youth culture. What the fuck is a 6 7 and why is it so funny to spam? At least now that businesses and old people are jumping on the bandwagon it will quickly become uncool.
>>33927722>What the fuck is a 6 7far as i can tell that question is the point, its like non sequitur
>>33927735So its just ligma for zooming? That makes me feel better, truly nothing new under the sun.
>>33927103>bitches love PepesI noticed this too. Wtf is that about?
OP reporting in. Learned what cracked means. also Chuegy. I swear to god i think zoomers get new ones every 3 weeks
>>33924519ah manwe're the boomers nowdesu i dont care about their memesthe stuff from our era was the best and everything that comes afterwards is weird crap
>>33930041I genuinly don't care myself, when they hit their 30's their shit will be cringe to the next gen. Everybody gets their turn. It's just ours right now. And like all people who got older and out of the loop, your saving grace is not giving a shit about it.
>>33926246im sad bussin is falling out, that one always makes me giggle
>>33924519what's 67
>>33930064it's a meme that doesn't mean anything. Zoomers use it any place where a number can be involved. Originated from some basketball dude saying it in an interview or something
>>33924519I'm 42 and will be taking the women who are age appropriate for you. Thank you for your service.
>>33930193you're welcome
>>33924519godspeed anon. I fucked a 19 year old when I was 30. lost my virginity and it felt good.
