>>33931341
>finding this hot is somehow worse than using a horse dildoThis is what women actually believe
>>33933321And it is correct.
You like to be fucked by animal cock!>b-but taste and texture It's still a fucking animal dick!!!
>>33933321I sincerely hope most of them don't
>>33933303No, she apparently lied about the whole thing. She recently said that she actually lost her virginity to her bf at 17.
how come women are into sex with animals while men, outside of muslims, generally arent? isnt that weird?
>>33933331They do.
>>33933333WASTED
>>33933329It's molded plastic. It's not like fetishizing anthropomorphic race horses that you specifically want to date and have sex with.
>>33933333Because women are sex-obsessed freaks and men are romantic.
I really hate women.
>>33933333men actually fuck sheeps what are you talking about
>>33933341Me too, brother.
>>33933342thats why I said outside of muslimstheyre the only exception
>>33933337Look man you can feel however you want about the anime porn gooners here, it doesnt change that fucking animal dicks EXPLICITLY marketed as such any less freaky. And im not saying you shouldnt do it, indulge whatever desire you want. But it IS weird.
>>33933333To be fair, men are more animalistic and monstrous by nature and women evolved to be attracted to such traits
GenderAt what age are you woman instead of girl or man instead of boy?
>>33933349Mwhen you're self sufficient and developed, imo.
Can femoids feel when the moid cums inside? Or it's mostly from their reaction? I wanna pump into this hot milf so bad, she's nearing the big four O so pretty low chance of pregnancy innit
Hmmmm why is JH against dating and romantic relationships between men and horsgirls....? I'm not saying I'm into that but I'm definitely nyoticing something but can't figure out what... Like that's a weird thing to get bothered about, dating and romanticism between two races if you're a person of colour?
>>33933321who tf uses a horse dildo..?
>>33933337NTAthose are just anime girls with fluffy ears, I wouldn't have been able to guess they were supposed to be horses
>>33933348btwelves are foidcodeddwarves are moidcoded
>>33933347>EXPLICITLY marketed as suchThat's untrue. They're marketed as fantastical. They aren't personified animals either, there's no real life analog for the fantasy characters associated with the toys I buy. But for the anime horsegirls, they are literally and functionally race horses. You treat them as such in that game, and you want to sexualize them despite that reality and the dynamic associated with it. That's infinitely more deranged than just enjoying how some plastic feels with ZERO emotional or sexual connection to anything remotely rooted in reality.
>>33933329What if I like to be fucked by this?
>>33933352I said ageWould you call a 40 year old neet still living with his mom a boy?
>>33933359The game they're from is one where they are called racehorses. You specifically and unilaterally tell them what to do to train them for races where they run for you. And also they're specifically marketed to be sexualized on top of that. It's stupid.
>>33933314M or FFavorite anime fight?
My nap became 7 hours long, and still no good posts made
>>33933366Men can't fathom that shapes are just shapes and dildos don't need to be explicitly copied from real things to be found interesting or pleasurable.
>>33933359Yeah, looking at >>33933355 I'd say that's an 8 year old kid rather than a horse
>>33933374F. Goku vs Frieza, obvs.
>>33933374M, Asuka and Shinji vs angel dance battle
>>33933367Id call him a revolting failure of a male. Not a man.
I'm a cuck, my name's CourtneySuch a cuck, whose name is CourtneyI'm a cuck yeah I'm a cuckI'm such a fucking cuckI have no hopes, have no dreamsAnd tiny little titsAnd they don't even work anyway, becauserobertwontfuckmeeeee
>>33933367>>33933381Why are you guys insulting Exhibanon?
>>33933378Only ambiguously somewhat romancecoded characters are hags
>>33933375shut up and make your own posts instead of complaining.
>>33933394I’ve given you enough
>>33933372And they still look like cute girls with funny ears, while you're literally fucking a dildo molded after a dog's penis. But suddenly, in this case, context stops mattering, because it's convenient for you. While in reality, he likes cute girls, and you're jumping on dogs' cocks. No amount of cope can change that.
>>33933375You must've missed my posts then
Women, how many male suicides have you personally caused?Do you wish the number was higher?
>>33933398El wee wee
need a femcel baddie who starves herself for days at a time not because of ed but because shes so numb the gnawing pain becomes preferable
>>33933397A plastic dick with a bump in the middle isn't a dog's dick. It's functionally and aesthetically unique. It's just extremely easy to be reductive for the sake of explanations to call it as such. It shouldn't require any nuance to make someone understand that people don't want to have sex with animals when they buy dildos that are inhumanly shaped. But apparently retards are incapable of detaching fantasy and simplicity from reality, even when it's being explained to them.But I'm open to your explanation. How do you rationalize that it's reasonable for men to want to fuck and date explicitly stated racehorses, who are functionally owned and made to run on tracks like racehorses, with racehorse body parts and all that? There's no nuance there, there's no mistaking it for something else. They are racehorses turned into the shape of women and given "personalities".
>>33933404How about a woman who regularly starves herself for twenty-four hour intervals for sexual reasons?
>>33933405NtaNone of the umas are owned in the lore, play the game
>>33933409i compliment the autistic young lady on her tidy and well-kept gi tract, wistfully lament that she isnt mentally ill enough for me, and wish her good fortune in her romantic endeavours
you can tell everything about a woman's marriagability by her opinion on the horse game girls
>>33933413Do you tell them what to do and they can't say no? Do they ever express resistance to experiences that you have them undertake unilaterally? I understand it's a game so it's not like they can have real agency, but they are horses and you tell them what to do like horses.
>>33933414>literally starving yourself so you can regularly shove stuff up your butt isn't mentally ill nowI need this officiated so nobody can talk shit anymore.
>>33933400My bf was playing a video game and he showed me how high up he was. I told him to jump and do a flip and he said he would die, and I said idc, so he jumped but couldn't do a flip then died. Does that count?
>>33933419They're portrayed as high level athletes who live under a strict training regimen, that's not modern day slavery. >Do they ever express resistance to experiences that you have them undertake unilaterally?Yes, they can skip scheduled training which results in worse stats>but they are horses and you tell them what to do like horses.Don't call student athletes horses...
Some moid kept staring at me on the subway, as a chubby girl should I be offended
men really just want to be arm candy for a competitive female athlete and the horse game is mental gymnastics so they dont have to face that grim truthmen are secretly slutty courtbunnies
>>33933428L post
>>33933428what does this have to do with Rome
>>33933423No.Come on, I know some of you foids have taken pleasure in causing a man's death.
>>33933405>A plastic dick with a bump in the middle isn't a dog's dick.C'mon, open dog penis pictures on google and try to find a difference (spoiler: you can't). There is no aesthetic, it's a literal dog cock.>But apparently retards are incapable of detaching fantasy and simplicity from reality, even when it's being explained to them.>Cute anime girls are actually real horses because of game contextIf you really think that the left is somehow worse than the right, you should tell it to your therapist.
GenderName this colour, please.
>>33933437No one caresKill yourself
>>33933437MViolence
>>33933437purple
Gooooood morning to all the lovely femanons!!...oh yeah. and the guys too.
>>33933442You too >>33933438
>>33933437Mneon blue
why are moids OBSESSED with horse girls?
>>33933437Coral blue no.5
>>33933437Malecerulean
>>33933445big horse cock
>>33933441Then what's this colour?
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33933445They tend to have good bodies, have an interesting interest and their butt looks heavenly in riding pants
>>33933445I will make you wear this horse mask while I fuck you.
>>33933446I like this one
>>33933445They're cuteThey have cute voicesThe game is addictiveThe game is deepThere game has a cult following and a lot of memes Horse racing irl is pretty interesting and they're based on real horses
>>33933445La Pasion (they are batshit crazy and moids love that.)
>>33933426You called them umas. What is the Japanese translation for that?
State genderDo you like foreign films?
>>33933445I'm not. I specifically avoid horse girls or any women who seem like they might be horse girls.
>>33933462uma=horse
>>33933435That's not something I own. Mine is a cute pastel mix of colors and differently shaped.
>>33933463MaleNo. Subtitles are annoying and I've never seen a dub that wasn't awful.
>>33933452so you're gay?>>33933453plum or something>>33933455>>33933464i think we're talking about different horse girls lmfao, i meant that uma thing>>33933457well... 0_0>>33933460>they're based on real horsesok, i can get that it's cute now.>>33933461huh? i am NOT googling that
>>33933445MIt’s just one faggot from /v/, the same guy that won’t shut up about Dispatch
>>33933455you just know middle has beaten a stableboy black and blue with a riding crop screaming her head off at him for mixing up the feed before tossing a few crumpled hundreds on his battered body so he keeps quiet and threatening him not to fuck up again
>>33933463MConsidering that Hollywood is foreign to me, yeah there are some pretty good ones.Most of them are crap, but then most of anything is crap.
>>33933463MI do. I like a lot of French and Japanese movies.
>>33933472/v/ is the biggest board and I don't bake threads
>>33933463FYes. I've watched "Don't expect too much from the end of the world" (Romanian), "Heweliusz" (Polish) and "Parasite" (Korean) recently. All those movies are much better than the American slop being made nowadays
>>33933445It's one guy
>>33933471>so you're gay?I'm not the one into horse girls, the ones into them are gay.
>>33933445Do you blame them?
>>33933476Get better taste in vidya I’m begging you
>>33933463MI don't watch anything.
>>33933349I'm not quite sure where I'd place it personally, but I know there's a difference in general perception of when women and men are considered "grown".My family was willing to help me longer than they should have because I was "just a kid" in my early 20s. Yet my male cousin was only a year or two older and had to "act like a man" and ended up dying homeless.
>>33933479>the ones into girls ... are gay.
>>33933488Boring moid
>>33933488What do you do with your free time, or for leisure?
>>33933484To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Uma musume. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Japanese language and equestrianism most of the jokes will go over a typical players head. There's also deep deep gameplay, which is deftly woven into characterisation of different umas.
Do moids only like Sidney Sweeney because she has big boobs?
>>33933498Winning Post and Princess Maker have existed for a gazillion years. You just like gacha
>>33933492uh yeah. pretty much.
>>33933474Hollywood isn't American.
>>33933500Not a moid but I don't even know what she's famous for
>>33933465Huh. Weird. I find it hard to believe when a guy is saying "These characters I want to fuck aren't horses! They're just specifically called 'horses' and they are trained like horses and I race them like horses and they have horse ears and stuff!"
>>33933500Yes. When moids like some celebrity woman it's 100% because of her looking sexy. Same story as Sabrina Carpenter or Jenna Ortega
>>33933500her boobs are average size?
>>33933503Neither am I.Is there such a thing as American film then? I'm not sure I've ever seen one.
>>33933504Am a moid and same. /pol/acks are also obsessed with her for some reason I’m unaware of
>>33933501I like good games
>>33933500That's part of it. She has big boobs, she doesn't care who looks at them, and she doesn't seem to hate men. Any two of those things will make men like you, but somehow most women still can't do it.
>>33933504she's a 9/10 and had some advertising controversy about "good jeans" and she is a registered republican apparently
>>33933510He’s making a (((subtle joke)))>Is there such a thing as American film then?Anything by Lynch or Scorsese
>>33933500And blue eyes, blonde hair (yes I know it's dyed), nice body and the girl next door vibe she has. Her acting isn't great though
>>33933472>>33933478outside of 4chan too btw>>33933502huh? are u drunk
>>33933500That, and she looks easy. That empty whore glaze to her eyes signals to them that they can have her, do anything to her, even though they aren't "Chad."
>>33933500She’s pretty cute
Women were a mistake.
>>33933517>He’s making a (((subtle joke)))Indeed.It's all British.
>>33933500Yes.And she has a kind of dopey mid face that feels achievable. The "girl next door" if you will.
I know that men on here are probably incels but I am too embarrassed to ask anywhere else so this will doCan straight men turn gay or where they gay to begin with? A close male friend of mine liked girls, at 21 he was sexually harrased and raped by another male, he didn't tell until this last year that he is 27 now. Since then I found out he is sleeping with men and he has cheated on women. If I knew I would first of all talk to all those girls and tell them since idk if he has aids or anything and second of all I would get him to press charges and get help.it's all so weird. so weird. I used to have a crush on him when I was younger and.. it's just so Weird. Are all men sexual fluent or smth? I'm disgusted if I am being honest and also so sorry. I actually cried but then there are worse. I had a friend that lost her virginity with a gay dude. Traumatic experience, I am kind of glad nothing happened when we were in high school and I am so glad that I actually had a normal bf. but it's so weird and sad I want to found out how often men get raped by other men outside of prisons because the stats don't seem right
>>33933520Lel you really think most men think they could get sydney sweeney? A woman who dates millionaires and literal chads?
>>33933500I don't have any particular interest in her but I thought she was good in White Lotus. It does feel like she's getting shoved down my throat at every corner on 4chan though
>>33933517I don't think I got the joke. Probably too subtle for me.
>>339335265/10 bait, lazy and textbook
>>33933500Yes.
>>33933482kinda cute ig
>>33933333bitch what kind of women you know?
>>33933526It's a common response to trauma desu. Lesbians can end up doing something similar if they get raped by a man. Bear in mind that many many people are at least a little bit bisexual so that helps things
>>33933495When I'm inside, I play games, read manga, webtoons and novels, write articles and web novels, chat online, watch youtube and streams, and masturbate.
>>33933345Muslims make up a whopping 2.2% of the population of Wales you dim fuck
>>33933530unfortunately it's not. I was dumbfounded too because I remember the girl he used to like in his first year, she was a senior 1 year older than me
>>33933535NTA. Post smut you've written NOW.
>>33933526On the other hand, women don't have to get raped to start sleeping with women, masturbating to lesbian porn and making TikToks where they say that they'd rather date women. I don't know what you want but there are few things women hate less than bisexual men, which is amusing and highy hypocritical.
>the most insufferable moid I know got married There's still hope for all of you
>>33933534Whats desu? Women don't fit in the category you say. You may kiss another woman when you drunk or play a little for the male gaze in the club but you not going to eat her pussy.
>>33933539*mostWomen despise bisexual men.
Solipsism is going to make me go insane, it's obviously the truth. The entirety of reality is a hall of mirrors. Everything is me.
>>33933527I think it's more of a subconscious thing borne of insecurity, porn addiction, and hatred/lack of understanding of women. Obviously they don't literally think they could get her, but because of their familiarity with porn actresses and the popularisation of loose women (her vapid, dopey gaze the same as those types,) they get obsessed because of the illusion of easy/achievability of an attractive woman who will please them sexually.
>>33933539I don't believe in bisexual men. you all gay but misogynists since you put women's health at risk
4 of the moids I rejected got married already. Men, if you want to get married you need to be rejected by me first
*pokes your tummy*
I want to get a gf just so I can break up with her and make her cry.
>>33933554There could possibly be a baby in there. I won't know for a little while longer.
>>33933555Why, anon? Did a girl once do that to you?
>>33933551d1 practice gf
I want to make my ex cry
need cute silly foid to do cute silly things with
>>33933554*explodes"
>>33933559have you tried physically assaulting them?
>>33933457get help
>>33933556congratulations! maybe
I'd probably have a harem if I used the time I spent playing video games wooing girls instead
>>33933556whoa was it planned or at least welcome? Congrats, or good luck. lol
>>33933544RereadLesbians can end up fucking men as a trauma response after they get raped by a man
>>33933556I think I'd kill myself if I had another. Good luck, nona.
Ngl if I ever get together with my childhood friend I will resent him because he hasn't loved me as long as I have
>>33933570you dont know that
>>33933545What gave you that impression? I'm bisexual and the overwhelming majority of women have simply become fujos when they found out.
>>33933538Nah, my smut is too hardcore for this thread.
Had sex with a man 16 years older tried to cut it off but staying in contact non physically because I’m scared of him, he keeps making “jokes” about cutting me up and killing me in various ways, he tries to act like my dad and tell me what to do with my life like i don’t know what’s best for me. I really want him to leave me alone and fuck off but im scared if i block him he might start messaging our mutual friends and slandering me with lies I dont like him I dont like his personality or his attitude don’t know why i had sex with him and i majorly regret it and he always asks me why did i do it I DONT KNOW I deadass don’t even wanna think about it bc it disgusts meWhat do I even do
>>33933571Fair, I'd try to find out if I wasn't so scared of losing him entirely
>>33933574Can't you just block him?
>>33933562I said I want to but then I feel bad when I think too much about it
>>33933574Do you have a record of any of his "jokes"?Keep all receipts of his behavior and I can guarantee that will look a lot worse than whatever he could slander you with.Most people will already be disgusted at him on principle because of the gap.Does he know where you live? Is the only consequence digital stuff, or would he do something in person?
>>33933561DDD: I'm sorry!!!! I didn't mean to make you explode!!!
>>33933574Block him. If he goes around spreading shit about you at his age, that reflects poorly on him, not you. You can also go to the police for his harassment. Even if there's no charges or anything, a visit from them may be enough to scare him off.
>>33933574Could you elaborate a little on why you're worried about him slandering you to your mutual friends? What is worrying about that concept?
>>33933374Stealth Viper in Zoids.
>>33933574>Had sex with a man 16 years older>don’t know why i had sex with himwomen...
I was forced to open up to people who love me and now I feel sick and I have the compulsive thoughts again
>>33933582Murderer. You'll hang for this.
>>33933551Would you like to go on a date with me?
>>33933574Are there any domestic violence resources in your area? You could probably talk to a counsellor for advice
I cut myself again..I'm such a failure
>>33933572Ew, I know what women like you lol. No women who has self respect would sleep with a man who sleeps with men
>>33933590what you thinking about? maybe they actually love you and understand this time
>>33933597>most women don't like bi guys>"what are you basing this on because most women like me being bi">no TRUE women like bi guysah I see
>>33933589I generally like dilfs so I have no say on this but older men are more cozy and they offer security that men your age can't
>>33933597>No women who has self respect would sleep with a man who sleeps with menFun way to say "insecure bitches"
>>33933595I did too. I think for the first time I actually didn't enjoy it. Why did you do it?For me, it helps get rid of the dissociation.
>>33933529JewsJewish peopleJewry
>>33933554*unpokeable due to flatness*>>33933560like wut :0
I want an older gf but I only attract younger girls, it's always been like this since I was 10
>>33933597Fags getting angry at this and telling on themselves for this lmao
>>33933607>*unpokeable due to flatness*woah cute, that doesn't mean I can't poke you though *pokes your ribs*
>>33933602the insecure bitches you say, with daddy and mommy issues are sleeping with you.. no woman who actually respects herself and doesn't self harms or takes drugs would sleep with a man that takes things up his ass or put his thing in a man's ass
>>33933610what did anon mean by this
>>33933607*breaks finger on our flat tummy*
>>33933604I was having a mental breakdown, it helps me calm down, thankfully I was able to not cut myself too deep this time, I hate that I do enjoy it every time though I hate how relaxed it makes me feel. it shouldn't feel this good.
>>33933613nta but you are not beating the insecure bitch allegations
>>33933607>like wut :0Draw on each other with markers is the first thing to come to mind.
>>33933601>I have no say on this but older men are more cozy and they offer security that men your age can'tYou stupid bitch. It's called daddy issues. When you get to my age, you understand that everyone around you is stupid and useless, with like 1% of people who actually know what they're doing.
>>33933608I want an older 20+ years at least husband but I only attract younger guys unfornutely
>>33933617I feel you. There are better emotional regulation techniques out there, but at least you got through this time.
>>33933590you fucking idiotyou never learnyou are hopeless
>>33933612hehe>>33933615oh no D:>>33933620heads up, i kinda suck at drawing lols
The emerald wall is scalable
>>33933623should I just date younger girls? is this what god wants me to do?
>>33933624there's probably better emotional regulation techniques but no one taught them to me you'd think your parents would teach them to you but my parents are terrible at being parents.
>>33933605Plenty of those in New York too though, isn't there?
womenthoughts on a guy who shivers when he's really nervous/excited?
>>33933629>heads up, i kinda suck at drawing lolsNon-issue.
>>33933637What, like a chihuahua?
>>33933637I get hard when I'm nervous
>>33933632I will never accept my fate with younger guys. Idk if you going to accept your fate but I won't. I despise younger guys with a passion, at the end of the day I will settle with someone around my age around 3-6 years older but never younger
I wish I was half vampire
>>33933640yeah kindait's weird.
>>33933593No
>>33933637HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAwell there are women who would find that cute, I would personally laugh(I would feel bad about it, later on)
One more.Gender, what's this colour?
>>33933636And Los Angeles.
>>33933646Thanks.
>>33933572Women don't like having "competition" but when they constantly compare their man with other guys and seek upgrading from him just because they can and have nearly unlimited options that's entirely okay.
>>33933651msalmon
>>33933651Patrick pink
>>33933643I mean I thought I wouldn't like dating younger girls but I did date one once and I don't know if she just was an exception but she wasn't annoying like most younger girls
>>33933619babe you don't beat the fag,aids,hiv or prolapse allegations
>>33933651This is the color of good pussy.
>>33933652But that's practically Hollywood, isn't it?
*licks your upper arm*
M>>33933437Periwinkle>>33933453Plum>>33933651Coral pink
>>33933644this visual is so cool, this and like a plague doctor style
GenderDid you grow up in a two-parent family?To what extent has the divorce epidemic and the single-parent epidemic fucked up our society, in your opinion?
>>33933656That's good!>>33933657It is, isn't it.
>>33933661Yes, that was my point. Hollywood is a neighborhood in LA.
>>33933662*enslaves you*
>>33933651MSalmon
>>33933637I'd just assume you may have some anxiety or hyperactivity thing, I get a bit jittery too so I don't really mind it. Unfortunately a lot of people will just think you're a weirdo
>>33933658If you don't date younger women because you found them immature, then you won't have a problem finding at least one who is closer to what you looking for. If it's visual or maturity isn't the only reason you like them older then I don't think settling is the best solution
>>33933664that was made by yoshitaka amano who you might know from his work in the final fantasy games, he used to do the concept art and cover art for those games, I love his art so much.the character is vampire hunter Dalso plague doctors are cool!
>>33933669Now I feel like we're going in circles.
>>33933667MYes, luckily.Probably a lot.
How can I get enough stamina to ride a moid for more than 2 minutes without going to gym every day?
>>33933670oh no how awful! please don't enslave me that would be horrible
Should I have a coffee?
Dropping my cock on the table, like a gong being stricken by a hammer.
>>33933667F>Did you grow up in a two-parent family?For the first half of my childhood>To what extent has the divorce epidemic and the single-parent epidemic fucked up our society, in your opinion?Divorce is good but male children need 2 discipliners or they become volatile schizos
>>33933598I don’t want them to know about the worst parts of me >>33933628And now I am angry at them because they tricked me
>>33933673I guess after dating that one young girl I don't know what I want anymore
>>33933659>babeoof, breaking out the big guns
>>33933678Just take walks and do squats and push-ups.
>>33933680Only if you can clap with no hands
most of the people on this site are evil and would murder u anyway just saying
Is is rude if I rejected a guy because his parents are divorced and he blamed his mom
>>33933678Foids can't ride anything. Every time one tries to do it, I get bored after a minute, take control of her like a fleshlight, and move my own hips to fuck at a proper speed.
>>33933692maybe, was he bitter and bitchy about it?
>>33933672>anxietyyeah probably.now that I think about it, it usually happens in social situations. When I asked a girl to a high school dance, I was shivering for hours. It also happened when I was talking to my male cousin and I was excited to catch up with him.
>>33933696A little
>>33933688>squats and push-upsSounds like a pain in the ass
>>33933678practice. I'm serious. you don't have to practice riding a cock, you can just simulate it with a pillow underneath you. just keep bouncing and trying different muscles until you figure out what works best for you
>>33933679*sends you to the mines*
>>33933702deserved them
>>33933680you should always drink coffee
>>33933678jump rope is good, pretty accessible
im a wigger. wigger wigger wigger wigger.im a white male. im a wigger.
>>33933705I thought I was a sex slave D:
>>33933667M>Did you grow up in a two-parent family?Nope. My parents divorced when I was seven. They both remarried when I was ten.My dad divorced his second wife when I was 15, but that was a good thing. Legitimate wicked stepmother situation.>To what extent has the divorce epidemic and the single-parent epidemic fucked up our society, in your opinion?I don’t think it’s contributed at all, honestly. The things that make our society sick are things that could cause people to divorce: moral decay brought on by a society that revolves around the military industrial complex and banking. The rise in divorces is more of a symptom of the problem than the cause of it.I think that divorce is better than staying trapped in a bad relationship, even though my parents did a pretty bad job at co-parenting after their divorce. I don’t think I would have been better off if they had stayed together for my sake.
>>33933667F, no, me parents split when I was 7. I think I would have been only slightly less fucked up, if not the same, because my mother is a frigid narcissist.Divorce damages children, but so does shitty parent/s who stick together just for the kids.
>>33933692No lol that’s based
why do I feel "naked" when I'm around people, I don't like it, makes me feel uncomfortable and I hate it when people touch me
>>33933712between sadists and masochists I can't tell which one is worseforced labor could possibly save you. working 16hours a day Monday-Sunday coulf save you
>>33933678Go to the gym every other day.
>>33933719the raped
>>33933667Myeah I lived in a two parent family but they might as well be divorced they were never together in the same room for long, they were always arguing, it goes without saying they were terrible parents, mom was neglectful and dad was a scary drunk asshole and he never let me go outside.
>>33933711It do be like that, Mr. Stancil.
alan watts was fucking stupid and so was terence mckenna life has no mea
>>33933723but, I wasn't raped, I was almost raped though
>>33933727I don't know these people
>>33933667FYesIdk my parents were great and it scares me how much everyone I meet hated or resents their family
>>33933727Terrence McKenna is one of my favorite people to do shitty impressions of
idk how that even got cut offALAN WATTS AND TERENCE MCKENNA ARE STUPID AND NONE OF THEIR TEACHING HAVE VALUE"The meaning of life is simply to be alive" - Alan Watts"The mushroom told me...insert XYZ" - Terence Mckenna
>>33933735Ok lol this I can agree with. I wasn’t sure what your angle was in the first post
Why are women so bad at pretending things don't bother them?
>>33933731you write like you were raped tho
He's sooooo kind and attentive
>>33933738They’re dorks
I feel handsome, but women don't talk to me therefore I will have to conclude that I'm actually ugly.
>>33933738Sometimes things annoy people and they will be annoyed but it’s not a big enough deal to cause a whole thing about it
>>33933738Evolution made them dumb because dumb girls are cute.
>>33933739I mean, as far as I can remember I wasn't, my dad was a weirdo though...I don't want to talk about this anymore
HAHAHAH LIFE HAS SO MUCH MEANING GUYS PROCEEDS TO DRINK HIMSELF TO DEATH
>>33933738why I should pretend that something isn't bothering me? I want you to see that is bothering me but I am pretending so you should take this into consideration
How do I heal a skin scrape in 24 hours? It’s just a few layers of skin but it burns and looks really red.
>>33933747Lmfao
Women, would you be okay if a guy came up to you at a club and said: "Your dress looks cute. Anyway, let's fuck?" My success rate isn't zero, but it's not great either. And some of the women give me harsh remarks, wtf.
>>33933714>>33933715>both split at sevenwhoa... you two should like... bond over this...
>>33933719I feel that way sometimes because I was molested as a kid. I repressed my memories of it for like 20 years
>>33933542You're a retard if you think marriage is a win for men in 2025. Let me guess, the guy is some tech nerd and the roastie is in her 30s.
I kind of like it when he takes charge and bosses me around
>>33933746hope you found someone that can actually helps you and offer you meaningful help cause the industry of therapy is a shit hole. but you should try to find someone who can help you because even tho I was joking, your social axienty thingie about feeling naked and not wanting to be touched isn't normal and may indicates childhood abuse
>>33933754trauma bonding is a dangerous thing
>>33933759so is driving but billions of people do it everyday
>>33933754Oh, no. I’ve made that mistake before! I don’t think I want to form another relationship with trauma bonding as the foundation.No offense femanon.
>>33933753it wouldn't work to me but I am a bitch, if you are good looking enough I have friends that would be down and something similar does work when they are single
>>33933757shut up and make me lunch
>>33933755Hi JH, we know.
>>33933766lol
i am the fabric of existence
>>33933766Nope, I’m a man.
>>33933756People like you are unironically the reason society is going to shit.
>>33933755I mean I wasn't raped as far as I can remember but I was almost raped, I was molested a lot and I do remember some of it. being around people and keeping a job for a long time is very hard for me because of the way I feel.>>33933758I've tried therapy before but all they did was tell me how to figure out how and why I feel the way I do, something I already knew before going to therapy, idk it made me feel uncomfortable so I stopped going to therapy, that might've been a mistake though
>>33933756This. It's a trap for a lonely guy. My condolences to him.
>>33933773closeted homosexuals were always the reason for the regression in societies, look all those countries that are lead by Islam
>>33933773At least he’s not going to pass on his genes.
Lotta ape like creatures passing as a facsimile of humanity on the rift today
Should molested people be giving advice to others? Their viewpoints are from fear and the trauma they experienced.
>>33933774You might want to try therapy again. My dad didn’t go to it for the same reasons, but he went through I think four different therapists before he found someone who could actually help him.
>>41477220i mean i am literally just talking to myself by interacting with you i am hallucinating all of this and that is objectively true. i have already seen through all of this i am god dreaming this entire world and everything in it space and time are not real and everything is being created anew and destroyed in every moment literally none of this is real but actually there's no aha gotcha moment it's quite literally all just an illusion a dream this is a fact
>>33933784Psychonauts are so annoying
>>33933782at least someone is trying to help
>>33933786Dooooood one time I did drugs alone doooodNow I KNOW I was alone da whole tiem :O
>>33933789It’s like talking to a woman who says their feelings trump reality, without the benefits of it being a woman
GenderHeroin or Ozempic for weight loss?
and yet nothing i said can be refuted. how interesting. i am god experiencing myself
>>33933793You’re an unemployed RuneScape addict
>>33933793The refutation is simple in that any emanation of reality is simply a perception issue as the immaterial is dictated by the material. You fundamentally failed at existence, basically.
>>33933791Nicotine vapes
How do I become sex slave gf status to my moid?
>>33933799Unless he wants a slave, you can't.
>>33933798Why are so many people okay with coating their lungs in glycerin
How to cope with life being unfair
Took a day off, although I worked remote this morning. What should I do with my free time today?
>>33933800I want a sex slave, how to find one?
>>33933799girl pls cut this bs, it's just as bad if your bf did something pathetic like this. pls stop it get some help
>>33933803Socialize with other people who can empathize
>>33933799>tfw no gf to call me her moid
>>33933805Scopolamine.
you don't know that you actually had parents that birthed you. you don't know that history actually happened. you don't know that anything exists outside of your immediate perceptions. you can't verify that the human biological self even exists. therefore you must be god.
>>33933810That shit is scary
>>33933782Their perspective is important but you still need to consider the blind spots or cognitive distortions they may have
>>33933773>>33933776>>33933777Truth hurts?>>33933775Don't get me wrong, marriage can be a beautiful thing if you find a good girl you've been with for years, but modern marriages are a joke and end in max 5 years because the roastie whore wants to relive her youth and cheats on her husband whom she was never attracted to in the first place, or just divorces him after getting bored.
>>33933816Do you have any dating experience?
>>33933791Fasting
>>33933817Yup, lots.
>>33933812Scared money don't make no money.
Do men wonder how women think?
>>33933799Almost every guy has at least one weird kinky thing (or at least he thinks it’s weird and kinky) that he will never ever admit to. Figure that out and he’ll want it all the time.
>>33933819That makes this worse. Poor anon.How much is “lots”?
>>33933766That wasn't me. I never suppressed shit.
I cheated on these bitches so it wouldn't hurt when they cheat on me.
>>33933663>PeriwinkleThis is the closest so far, I think. I'm using it until I find something better.
>>33933821duh, thats why this forum exsists. are you not curious about thoughts others?
>>33933804I used to day drink when I had a WFH job. It’s why I quit and don’t have a WFH job anymore, I was killing myself.
>>33933822no, not all men wank off all day every day and not all men have porn brain and no self control
>>33933811Yes you can by having a shared mutual belief in these things, making them functionally true, and irrelevant if they aren’t or not. Heart surgery works
>>33933786I dunno I think Raz is cool
>>33933821>women>thinknice one
>>33933825You haven't told your therapist about what happened.
>>33933832it's such a crime that I haven't played that game yet
>>33933826Congrats, why you were with them to begin with if you knew they would cheat on you?
>>33933822how to extract the knowledge if he won't explicitly express it?
>>33933821I’ve wondered what certain women are thinking, but I usually understand women pretty well.I’ve always been close with my little sister and was friends with some girls growing up, and I’ve got a fair amount of dating experience.https://youtu.be/PtC_l4kz7ywOnly a few women I’ve met have left me scratching my head.
>>33933835Repressing something and not trauma dumping something are not the same thing.
I used to have a lot of dreams as a kid where I was naked in public, did anybody else had those dreams?
>>33933837It's like a subscription for sex.
>>33933833your mother definitely regrets one desicion she didn't make years ago.. she didn't think about it as much as she should
>>33933836Do it, it's funThe last level is the one everyone complains about but desu I don't remember it being particularly hard
>>33933833kek, i thought ihatewomen would like this
>>33933831wrong. the human biological self is not real and you have a false belief that the material world is real it isnt real at all in fact there is no world
>>33933832>>33933836I still haven’t played the sequel, but I loved the first game as a kid and enjoyed the little VR spinoff.
>>33933566It'd be unplanned but very welcome. I only say so because I had sex on an unsafe day. He pulled out and had a condom on the whole time, but you never know.
>>33933849Annoying retard
>>33933827It's a more violet light blue
>>33933846>>33933850I mean the final level should be really hard in my opinion!I've heard about that game for years but for one reason or another I never play it
>>33933842Please tell your therapist. It's his job to help. That's why you have all these perverse fetishes, because you suppressed it for so long.
>>33933854People complaining about that last level are big babies lol. I beat that shit in an afternoon when I was eight years old
MenDo you dream about getting married? Marriage? Relationships?
>>33933844Men date women they know that don't give a shit about them. Men complain. Men say they did it because of sex.>male loneliness epidemic is self enflicted
>>33933843Yes. That and my period being cartoonishly heavy in a public space.
>>33933843nope, were you traumatized by something sexual ? mine were mostly falling or drowning since i was a kid.
>>33933560haiiii
>>33933855You're both incorrect and uninformed.
>>33933555That is the worst reason to date. Literally I date to marry, or have a life partner.
>>33933857Only for most of my life, yesMany women I’ve met have told me unsolicitedly that I’d make a good dad, or that my current gf is a lucky woman
multiverse is pretty low on the totem poleultimately, space and time do not even exist so the scale is always going to be irrelevant.there is no difference between a universe and omniverse because neither exists as anything more than a concept inside of god's mind.the only ACTUAL reality is nothingness. did anyone ever play super paper mario on the wii? you remember when the world got erased?its like that, but with the absence of even that. that's what god is, and i am that.
>>33933859Actually there is no ""male loneliness epidemic"". Men hate each other, refuse to make friends, and blame women for it. And the ones who lie by using this term while actually only talking about wanting sex/a bangmaid are intellectually dishonest retards. Actual loneliness = having no friends.
My favorite hobby is pissing off women
>>33933864Your fetishes are your subconscious thoughts coming to the surface because you never addressed what happened. That's why you're still afraid of cum in early middle age.Tell your therapist. Please.
>>33933103This shit hurts because invisigal looks way too much like this lesbian navajo chick I know. Nose ring included. She's so fine... but gay...
>>33933861well I was molested a lot growing up but I never thought it had affected me in any way.later on in my teens I had a lot of dreams of someone destroying my jaw and teeth but that's because of a bad dentist visit I had
>>33933867Who is your gf
>>33933857Yes I want a wife and kids.
>>33933860I remember one time I had a dream of me peeing blood I don't know why to this day I remember that one
No one ever tells me I’d make a good wife or that my bf must be a lucky guy
>>33933873You're really bad at it
Where can I find decent single dads to date ? preferably with relatively young kids that co-parent
>>33933857No, I want maid/sex slave, preferably mute.
>>33933879Nobody rn, I just meant that while I've been in relationships, other women I've known have told me she's lucky
>>33933884you'd make a good wife :)
>>33933816Never get marriedIt starts off great, you guys are best friends, the sex is awesome, you spend late nights just talking to each other. Then the first kid comes along and all of a sudden you become persona non grata. You think to yourself “hey she’s a new mom, it takes a lot of energy, it’ll get better once the kid gets a little older” but it never gets better. You blame yourself, you aren’t doing enough, you aren’t romantic enough, you just aren’t enough. So you bust your ass and throw yourself into wooing her the same way or better than you did when you were dating. It gets some mild results but she grows numb and disinterested in it. You get your monthly ration of sex when she’s ovulating, maybe. You pop out another kid or two and you eventually resign yourself to just doing the dad thing. You find yourself working more to take your mind off the lack of affection or interest. And the resentment starts to set in, a few years pass, and that’s when god plays his funniest joke. Women start coming out of the woodwork to tempt you, aggressively. They whisper in your ear the dirtiest things that your wife would never even think of in a million years. But, hey, you’re a good husband right? So you white knuckle through it. For the kids. And the resentment grows and grows till it boils in your chest like magma. You reflect on your options, the sword of Damocles that is divorce lingering above your head, and when you do the calculus you realize it would leave you a pauper who never gets to see his children again. And you’ll break, you’ll end up seeing a hooker or having an affair with a coworker on a business trip. Or maybe just an emotional affair where you simply have someone to talk to. All under the thin veneer that you’re a content family man. But content is the furthest thing from the truth and you yearn for the day the kids turn 18 so you can cast her aside for someone who actually cares.Never get married.
How come every fat girl has a sexy blonde friend?
>>33933886Kindergarten preschoolMaybe become a preschool teacher and marry one of the single dads.
>>33933884It was always older women if that makes you feel any better.Just because nobody's said it to your face before doesn't necessarily mean it isn't true.
>>33933880Honestly, the family unit is the dream. It is never perfect and evolutionary but you have to accept and be dedicated.
Why am I here? So many girls and friends invite me to do things, but I'm here in my room, drinking cheap beer, listening to retrowave, and scrolling a blue, gay anime forum.
>>33933884one of the worst times of my life that I felt as lonely as ever was when I was 16 with my girlfriends and a joke started and we started placing in each other based on the order we think we will get married and have kids... I wasn't even mentioned. I told the girl we all had in our minds she will become a great mom when she had kids and we kept going
>>33933891If you put in even a quarter of the effort that she does in the kids you would also be tired and not be constantly thinking about sex
>>33933853I already decided on Light Blue for #0080FF.I thought about calling it Light Violet (violet being #8000FF), but then I'd need to change Purple (#800080) to Dark Violet for symmetry's sake. And I like Purple or Plum better.
I hate having to shave I wish I didn't have a beard or mustache
>>33933830Didn’t say that and I didn’t say all. Didn’t even say it was necessarily kinky or weird, simply that THEY think it is and would never tell anyone about it. Some guys think handjobs are weird but also hot.
>>33933891Holy shit moids are horrible
>>33933893I would never be able to work as a teacher. I have thought about volunteering somewhere with children but idk if I will get the chance to meet single dads. I can't even spot them since most of the men have a ring when they have kids
>>33933909>wife loses interest in her husband>men are horrible??
>>33933909*some moids on 4chan.org
>>33933911The fact that this is your interpretation of the situation confirms my opinion that moids are horrible
>>33933891Brutal trvke brother
I'm a depressed moid with a big cock
I just met a Jewish Vietnamese guy, his name was Ngoyim
>>33933891MThis is why you shouldn't marry for love. You aren't going to be happy together every day of your life, so you work hard together for the common goal, usually children.
>>33933913A wife has a responsibility to satisfy her husband.
You are now thinking about COCK
>>33933920the same way a man has the responsibility to satisfy his wife
I feel like a hopeless moid
>>33933915Same bro.
>>33933925a big cock isn't a great asset if you are a deviant
I know that "being comfortable in your own skin" is a figure of speech but goddamn I feel so uncomfortable I feel like ripping my own skin and face off, especially my face, I hate mirrors I don't like looking at myself makes me want to grab a knife and cut my face
What do men mean when they say a woman is good at sex? Do they say this when a girl does all the work and they starfish?
>>33933925w-what are you doing man?
>>33933927same but I am female so this is a justified feeling
>>33933932and why isn't it justified if I'm a man?
>>33933922You are now thinking about MILK.
>>33933929~75% of being good at sex for women is enthusiasm.
>>33933934gross woman
>>33933927MPeople joke about trannies looking at themselves in selfies and having insane body dysmorphia but I feel ugly as shit in most photos I have of myself
How do I get a gf who's an unambitious lazy piece of shit? I yearn for mediocrity and complacency. Just not to the point of being an unhygienic NEET, more like a quiet quitter type.
>>33933920Her first responsibility is her kids and household, if you dare put your lonely pp first you can go jump of a cliff for all I care. You don't deserve to be called men.
I’m meeting a man tomorrow but I have a scab on my face. Please help me
>>33933891Women with dying sex drives should just get over themselves and let their husbands see prostitutes. I don't even know why they give a shit so much.
>>33933637Cute
>>33933942Put a scarab on top of your scab.
>>33933857Yeah, I often dream about having a family and a wife to love
>>33933651Congo pink
>>33933942You will be fine. It's a conversation starter.
>>33933929Good sex on the woman’s part is 90% enthusiasm and self confidence with your body.
>>33933933because the least of your worries as a man should be your looks
>>33933939same, I've felt like this since I was a kid, I just couldn't stand looking at myself in the mirror or in pictures, the feeling has gotten worse over the years, but I've always been so disgusted with myself
>>33933857I dream about my dead relatives and family
Men get so mad when they realize having kids is a lot of work and that their wives don’t like it when they make them do it all on their own
>>33933934This is too jiggly!
4chan is a necessary containment zone
>>33933678B vitamins
Second coffee?
>>33933941Wrong. Don't cry about cheating if that's your mentality.
>>33933954women can be so cruel sometimes
>>33933937And what about the other 25%? Because what if I offer enthusiastic sex and he still cheats? Do men what to starfish?
>>33933941Lmao, stop defending the frigid bitch. The foid in this story definitely cheated, otherwise, she wouldn't be so passive and avoidant. If I were in his place, I would've dropped this bitch with baggage a long time ago.
>>33933929idk I want her to use my dick like I am a sex toy
>>33933692Based. Unless she like actively cheated, he's retarded.
>>33933955I dunno, for me it's just photos. I can think of myself as handsome in the mirror but I fucking HATE photos. I tried doing a snap streak with a girl and I eventually stopped sending selfies because I felt like all of them were ugly. Also she deleted me from snap and I didn't even notice for a week lmao
I can't believe you guys post crap like that and look down on weebs
>>33933958Burn this heretic at the stake.
>>33933961I'm on my third cup and I just woke up 2 hours ago
>>33933751Hydrocolloid bandaid. They make em big, but they're expensive.
>>33933938Don’t disrespect Candy Robbs like that
>>33933944>>33933911>kill your partner's libido>fuck somebody elseClassic scrotoid move
>>33933965It can be nice to lay back, relax, and be spoiled but I think most of us enjoy the physicality of being the active partner.
>>33933934I wonder how much she spent on ass implants.
>>33933957Why are single father households so much more successful than single mother households?
>>33933969I can't be near mirrors I just can't
>>33933964 I am realistic. I know that apps have pushed looks over humor, money and social skills but the reality is you don't need looks if you have ''rizz". The same doesn't apply for women
>>33933968Women always cheat, I know because I fucked many married women.
>>33933965>And what about the other 25%?Initiation and head game, mostlyI think most guys want to feel like their girl is hornier for them than they are for her. Hence why enthusiasm is important. Go through the archives on /adv/, /r9k/ and /soc/ and look up "BPD sex" or "BPD cum" or any other combination of BPD and a sexual term and find out why these men spend so much time chasing/staying with pussy that's bad for them.
>>33933934Jokes on you, I’m always thinking about milksrs
>>33933942Pimple patch. A cute one that is colorful and or glittery.
>>33933981>headcanon
>>33933963>I can just cheatNow you're just deepening the hole you've dug yourself into
>>33933934is JH gonna have a lactation fetish during her mom arc?
>>33933981If you're the mother of my children then you'll always be the number one woman to me, but a man still has needs. At the end of the day I don't give a shit about the prostitute, she's there to meet an unfulfilled need. I'll still come home to the woman who I truly love.
>>33933982Hmm I hope that's true because riding isn't enjoyable for me
>>33933961B vitaminsssss
>>33933965The other %25 is taking care of yourself and not becoming morbidly obese. Most men can tolerate a little chub but if you look like a bean bag chair with arms and legs, no amount of enthusiasm will make up for that.
Thank God I was born handsome, holy
>>33934001How do you feel about sucking dick?
>>33933982>>33934001MI agree. Even when I've been ridden effectively, I always ended up just holding her in place and fucking her myself or pushing her back down into the bed.
>>33933992>tfw had a horny BPD gf and found her annoyingMan I just want an intelligent gf instead . I get so much hornier for intellectual women who are well read. Maybe if I was still a horny teen the hot BPDemon would have been cool, but outside of sex there's very little about her that's interesting.
>>33933992Is enthuasism more important than feelings? I may not look excited or that I go crazy for your dick but I am sentimental.
>>33934000>Need
>>33933997What does that even entail? I don't like most bodily secretions in general.
Why are pregnant women so sexy, and why do I want to cum inside them?
>>33934008Yeah you need to work on your quads and if you don't have support you can't find the rhythm and even if you have supoort you may look retarded in top of him trying to synchronize what the fuck you are doing. I don't like it and I feel embarrassed by it.
>>33933952I don’t want him to think I’m a tweaker i just scratched it on accident and now I look ugly
>>33934006I have no issue with blowjobs if he is clean and smells like soap, I actually enjoy it because it smells fresh and clean
Men, what celebrity should sit here?
>>33934013Enthusiasm is important because we want to be wanted. As long as you're expressing that you should be fine.
Will I ever have sex again? Cast your votes
>>33934029I don't get the joke.
>>33934032My sources say no
>>33934013Enthusiasm is a broad term. It means a lot more than the wild eyed shit you see in porn. Making him feel desired and being engaged in what’s going on is a part of it.
>>33934029Ben Shapiro
>>33934025Again, you'll be fine. If he's so hung up on a little blemish that it makes a difference things will never last anyway.
>>33934010I know a really smart, cute tomboyish engineering girl who's into anime, scifi-fantasy lit, and is pro-piracy but she has this awful skin picking habit. Like you'll just be talking to her and she'll just randomly scratch a cm of skin off her face, arms or legs. Likewise her body is scarred to shit. I'd date her if I thought I could fix her but it really turns me off. Am I the problem?
>>33934010My gf is both BPD and intellectual, but also maybe a little schizophrenic. Sometimes I don't get what she's saying because she's citing some passage from an obscure Chinese love novel, and it doesn't make sense. And she writes rape snuff smut.
>>33934032You have a 5% higher chance of having sex than getting cancer. How much cancer risk are you willing to take?
>>33934027imo a bj is better than riding anyway so you should be fine.
test
>>33934027I never wash before getting a bj, it's stupid. I want her to clean me. It's like showering before the shower, lol.
do you believe that only man-woman couples with the intention of procreating get married?
>>33934020For (You)? Breastfeeding both him and her at the same time during post-threesome cuddling.For Me? Using her breastmilk for my protein shakes.
My penis is 2 days ungooned, who want me
>>33934046Is that for every woman I meet? See? Know?
>>33934044Well she really needs to fix it....I've gotta stop picking at my zits too.>>33934045Now that'd be a nice upgrade. My ex was so bland.
>>33933961It is lunch, probably grab a couple of tacos and a beer.
>>33934057I don't care at all about who gets married it doesn't influence my life in any way
>>33934036>>33934030>>33934048OK and is pussy eating a thing that men are actually into? we are talking about a relationship of 12 weeks... And if you wait for him to do the first move for sex is that something that turns you off?? and if your ex was ''so good at sex'' ''bpd type of sex''do you think of her when you are having sex with your current gfs?? hypothetically speaking
>>33933967are you a vibrator? >chiahuaua moid
>>33933961Almost time.
I haven't jerked off in 4 weeks. Should I keep going? I'm trying to quit porn but I'm undecided if that includes jerking off or not.
>>33934015Yes, sex is a need for men. The night and day difference in the mental health of men who get pussy vs those who don't is staggering.
>>33934056Yeah...no. I like the smell of soap.
>>33933345In German we actually have the colloquial joke term "Ziegenpeter".It's a guy living in the Alps who fucks his goats.And trust me, he is not a muslin.
>>33934029sam hyde
>>33934067ah, I get it now [clueless]
>>33934032*ponders my orb
>>33934068You should initiate sometimes.
*nibbles on your collarbones*
>>33934068>pussy eating a thing that men are actually into?Personally, yes, kinda the same thing as you said if she's hygenic. I think it's somewhat uncommon though.>And if you wait for him to do the first move for sex is that something that turns you off?? Only if you always wait. A woman initiating is a good sign to the male psyche.
>>33934068>OK and is pussy eating a thing that men are actually into?Yes.
>>33934068>>33932510
I helped a hot student girl I found online fix her PC, and she paid me with hot sex after. Why can't every foid be so nice?
>>33934068>OK and is pussy eating a thing that men are actually into?Beta men, yes. None of their girlfriends respect them after that.
Is there anything scarier than dementia?
>>33934068I do like to chew cunt.But I find it more a foreplay thing than anything else.I never thought about somebody else during the act, because I am usually really fucking into it and into the women who offers me her body to enjoy.If you want to have sex, have sex.
Oh ok that was so embarrassing! Thank you all and have a great night! >>33934084>>33934089>>33934091>>33934093
>>33934000>I'll still come home to the woman who I truly love.As long as you don't mind that I've been creampied by some guy who actually gives me orgasms
>>33934095That's why you have to eat her out while carrying her upside down
>>33934044I wonder if he says this about me
>>33934096watching my grandma go through it last year before she passed away was one of the saddest things I've ever witnessed
>>33934069no that's me.I most likely would be shivering when having sex.
>>33934044>Am I the problem?no, get her some fucking Atavan and all the issues will resolve themselves
>>33934061>Well she really needs to fix it.I agree. But we're just friends that see each other once a week max; I don't think I'm in a position to say anything about it to her.>>33934105What are you struggling with, femanon?
>>33934096If I ever get diagnosed with Alzheimers I'm going to tell my family I'm going hunting and then blow my own brains out, fuck taht.
>>33934044My wife has a terrible skin picking habit, I just hold her down sometimes and I got her a weighted blanket to wrap her up in when she's watching TV or whatever, she looks super cute and snuggly and she can't pick her skin.
Did she ever love me if I initiated all forms of intimacy (hugging, kissing, sex etc). I’m pretty sure for every 100-120 time I initiated, she would initiate once
>>33934120Sounds like a good way to get lost in the woods and starve.
>>33934116Skin picking
>>33934128she hates you
I wanna stay in and be lazy, but also go out and have dinner at a restaurant.Ahould probably masturbate in the shower first to get a clear head about it...
>>33934128Did she enjoy the intimacy?
took lsd and realized im god hallucinating realitytook like 700ug and had a vivid metaphysical experience where i realized i am everything...and nothing.its so surreal because you can never forget this experience.is it possible that a drug exists that can instantly dissolve your ego and show you the highest truth? yes. it really is that simple.there is only one mind
holding femanon down and giving her kisses until she submits
Do you ever feel like you have a patron deity looking out for you, /atoga/? I feel like it's the only way I can describe this dumb luck that I have.
>>33934144I submit, go to town on me
is looking like the blonde dude from interview with the vampire a bad look?
>>33934128Women can't love. They don't have such feelings. All they have is a sex thirst, and if she doesn't...
>>33934149*mwah*
>>33934141Seemingly yes but why did I always have to initiate? It felt so forced until we got more into foreplay, then she’s seem enthusiastic
>>33934147>Do you ever feel like you have a patron deity looking out for you, /atoga/?Yeah, Jesus Christ has my back
Why am I so possessive but can't commit? I want a girl to be mine and only mine, but I also want to be free and fuck whoever I want.
>>33934155You're a selfish twat.
>>33934155grow up
I've been feeling extremely suicidal lately.
>>33934163Why?
>>33934058Doesn't sound especially arousing. My gf has actually been trying to work touching my tits into sex recently, though. Anything nipple related still makes me feel like I'm being murdered.
>>33934163Me too
my hair feels so soft and nice
Does butt stuff actually feel good for you femanons or is it just a meme.From girls i spoke to usually its like "absolutely not, my butt is off limits, are you gay?" Or "yeah it feels amazing"I personally dont care if a girl does or doesnt, even though i have crazy intense butt fixation, but what are your thoughts
>>33934163Plap harder.
Need a femanon with perky tits and pierced nipples.
>>33934169Plap
>>33934166it's what having a job does to a severely mentally ill person, I have terrible social anxiety and it goes without saying that I'm really depressed
>>33934170I like it. If the prep for it that I want to do wasn't so intrusive and time-consuming, I'd always include buttstuff when I masturbate. It feels that good. But maybe the infrequency adds to the enjoyment somehow.
>>33934167How does that even work?Even licking your nipples would be painfull?You sure its not a psychological thing
my skin is so soft and smooth :3I like that I'm not very hairy, except for my legs :(
>>33934158I have diagnosed BPD, it's literally not my fault
>>33934176>I'd always include buttstuff when I masturbate.This is how you end up in diapers at 40.
>>33934176"Cant wait for tuesday to have my ass ravaged" she imagined, blushing
Femanons how should i ask the contact of this girl that works near me? How do you think would be a nice way that doesnt sounds like a creep? Were not totally strangers i work as a cashier on a market and she comes there often and i did went to her store a few time too so we changed few words
>>33934176>But maybe the infrequency adds to the enjoyment somehow.I felt there is no downtime when it comes to sex.Cumming is not really more enjoyable if I haven't jerked off in afew days.So I just do it 2-6 times most days. I imagine it's the samefor specific stuff. Just chase the release as often as you want.
>>33934178Licking them and light touching could be fine. But it ALWAYS ends up with whoever is touching them trying to make them pop out despite me ALWAYS saying that it's painful. It's like I'm cursed or something because literally no amount of communication or leading has ever worked, it always gets too rough for me.
>>33934183I got ig from cashier in store nearby by chattig about hobbies or some shit, and i said something like "if you have ig i can recommend you something"She gave ig to me but her responses were very slow so i imagine she wasnt interested.Kinda shame because she seemed really happy to see me usually and was super talkative initiating conversations
>>33934143>this material thing showed me the immaterial realityYou are very smart
>>33934038>>33934078Lol
>>33934187Oh you have inverted nipples, cute.I guess us moids just get too curious.I would be content with worshipping ass instead dw
>>33934175What do you do for a living?I imagine not having an income does worse things to a person.
>>33934170Meme. I do not know of women irl into butt stuff that aren't trans.
Js, but butt stuff feels so good for men. You must be a prude not to try it.t. femboy
>>33934181That could be true, idk the science behind it. I just know that the plugs I've used and the frequency I've used them haven't caused any issues as far as I can tell.>>33934182Pretty much. Fasting for a day low-key turns me on because I'm used to it meaning I'm going be in bed schlicking all day the next day and include some buttstuff.>>33934184It's an effort to worth ratio. I'd rather just schlick normally daily, since it's way less effort and I don't typically have a lot of time or wherewithal to do more just for my own pleasure.
holy shit google japanese women smoking cigarettes holy shiti love women who smoke omg
I wish we could dissect the brains of >>33934200and >>33934201to see what compels them to be annoying faggots
>>33934193>cuteYou mean inconvenient and annoying.And it's not just moids. I thought my gf would be more understanding, but she was and still is very interested in trying to get them out during sex and stuff.
why dont women use dildos made from skin?
>>33934199>It's an effort to worth ratioYeah, you basically said that.My comment was about frequency.
I am having horrible anxiety
>>33934205Leather is too dry with no give. I'd know, I've tried masturbating with a leather knife sheathe.
>>33934209Why?
>>33934198The one time I let a woman slip a pinky in there, it felt like I was being raped.
>>33934208*plaps you even more horribly*
>>33934209no i mean like human skin>I've tried masturbating with a leather knife sheatheWas the knife still in it?
>>33934208do you have to go outside today?
>>33934199>Fasting turns me onThats crazy specific Hot!Do you fast before dates too? In hopes something happens >>33934204Thats rough. Too rough.Maybe you need to fuck wearing an oversized tshirt or something lole
I'm horny!
>>33934218Gender?
>>33934218konnichiwa, marine-senchou
"G-Guys, RS3 is healing!!"Literally none of the big RS3 youtubers make a video about the treasure hunter poll and it passing the vote threshold. If you think this game is staging a comeback you are objectively wrong.Even the official video about TH being removed posted by Jagex has only reached 90k views as of today. For a game that averages 30-40k players at any given time, it sure is alive, huh?Let me tell you what's actually happening. You have a shit ton of people who can't let go of the game who have like 20 alts each which heavily inflated the player count. Realistically RS3 has 15k concurrent players at any given moment.
Same It comes and goes but recently its pretty badDoesnt help that JH keeps talking about how shes looking forward to getting her butt fucked.
>>33934220trans fem
>>33934189Nah i didnt had many conversations about hobbies with her the most personal conversation we had was about coffes and teas
>>33934220Male, of course. Hence being horny. >>33934221Conal chin wrap to you too, pal.
>>33934223>Doesnt help that JH keeps talking about how shes looking forward to getting her butt fuckedHer cruelty knows no bounds.
>>33934225>>33934229Fall off a cliff and die
>>33934212Every time I go to the proctologist, I like when he puts his stuff in me, but I always fake an uncomfortable reaction just to not make it weird for him.
>>33934228Well, maybe its time to steer the convo that way,
>>33934232I'd have to go really out of my way to get to a cliff. That sounds like a lot of work.
>>33934232Bring your twink bussy over here, anon ;)
Wish jh added me so we could talk about our masturbation habits
>>33934222I think you're a bit lost there, anon.
>>33934235I do know i nice place that serves tea but im too sperg to invite her out
>>33934239she hates men now
>>33934242why?
>>33934170No. It feels like pushing out a very rigid constipation turd and then it just climbs back in. It's awful, I don't understand why men are so into it.
>>33934213Lol>>33934215I have to be all the time
Wish JH added me so I could rail her mouth until she blacks out.
RuneScape always looked like trash to me compared to Lineage.
>>33934222Start running horses, not herbs
>>33934211Idk. I was horny.>>33934214Yes.
>>33934242Only the Asian ones.
>>33934250>Only the Asian ones.because of the small pp?
Do you guys hate me?
>>33934249>Yes.scary
>>33934255Are you a girl?
>>33934255I don't know you enough to hate you
>>33934258trans fem, so yes
>>33933342She says as she just finished up fucking a dog
I have a stomach ache
>>33934255Yes, I hate dramatic vagueposters
>>33934260Yes we hate you.
What do I do if I’m panicking
>>33934265we? speak for yourself, transphobe
>>33934266Steady yourself. Focus on your breathing, and try to take deep breaths in and out.
Gonna rub one out for JH, Go to gymLift weightsEat some foodAnd sleepSounds like a great plan
>>33934266Breathing techniques
>>33934266I usually hurt myself
I'm not gay, but ladyboys are cute and fuckable.
>>33934273especially the asian ones
>>33934266Get plapped harder so it matches the rhythm of your heartbeat.
We're bored and we're sober again. But miserable when we're not.
>>33934183Bump! I need female input!
>>33934279no girls here rn buddy. Just us cock-bros
>>33934282Ill be back in next thread, hope its better
NEW THREAD>>33920846>>33920846>>33920846
Any paypig femanons wanna give me king treatment and pay for my lunch?
The best kind of sex hurts a little, for both.Agree?
Woman and slut are synonymous.
>>33934293MNo i dont want my pp to hurt :(
>>33934290Why is she flavor blasted
>>33934294You can tell by how intense the competition for dick is
>>33934300i WISH women liked dick enough to compete for it
>>33933574>he keeps making “jokes” about cutting me up and killing me in various waysSave the messages , show them to the cops, get a restraining order.
>>33934222Get a job
>>33934303Hard to beat that $0 janitor salary
Men fall in love so easily, how are boyfriendless but boyfriendseeking girls real? All it takes is one man whom you sleep with and they'll get feelings for you
>>33934301>women liked dickThey do>compete for itThey do To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand female social cues. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of womanese and cuntistry most of the jokes will go over a typical players head. There's also deep deep gameplay, which is deftly woven into characterisation of different chicks.
All my girlfriend wants to do is sit at home, play games, watch anime, and have sex. We eat doordash basically every day and may not leave the house for weeks. She says fancy dates are cringe for normalfags, but I want to go with her to a michelin-star restaurant...
>>33934301I accidentally broke up a group of girls who were friends by existing near them in high school :x
>>33934307First, not true at all.Second, just because you want a bf doesn't mean you'd date any man.
>>33934293F. No, I want to enjoy myself.
>>33934329>First, not true at all.It is, guys are hopeless romantics whose brains make them fall for all kinds of different girls >Second, just because you want a bf doesn't mean you'd date any man.True true but there are a lot of different guys whom you could hit on
>>33934129that's honestly better than alzheimers
Am I raising a problem daughter? She has roughly 50 stuffies and I know all of their names, whenever anyone else takes care of her for a night she usually asks for random stuffies and then throws a tantrum if her mom/grandma/uncle/whoever doesn't know which one she wants.
>>33934342>guys are hopeless romanticsMost guys are literal whores who'd fuck anything warm, and will date you just on the off chance you keep letting them hit it. I'm not even sure the majority of men are capable of loving someone.
>>33934307It makes me sad when a guy falls in love with me easily because then as he gets to know me he begins to hate me and then breaks my heart and blames me
>>33934348No. You both should get tested for autism with a folder of stuffed animal names.
>>33934348Yea sounds like she’s an autistic spoiled brat
>>33934356She definitely has girl-tism, she got in trouble at preschool for singing certain Irish folk songs that imply violence. Honestly all of my children are weirdos, only one of them got an actual diagnosis and it's not the girl.
>>33934349That's literally me, I'm still gonna love you though. My love is cheap, free and available for the first customer
>>33934349Men literally are romance, there is no woman who's even attempted it.
>>33934348Yes. Tell her she can't expect people to know all of her stuffed animals' names.Sounds like she'd fail the Sally-Anne test.
>>33934351The last woman I dated did this to me. She fell in love with who she thought I was but actually hated me
>>33934362Girls typically get diagnosed later because of raising-a-girl-isms not because they are not autistic. So... perhaps her nondiagnosis is due to sexism. Just fyi, you don't have to disable her like that with a label like your boys need obvi, but just keep in mind.I think you need to educate her on how neurotypicals think of her behavior and that your parents/sitters are probably overwhelmed. Because empathy is important.
>>33934334But it makes it more intense.>>33934295>ppNobody was talking about your dick.
>>33934293MNo.
Femanons ITT lambasts innocent and vulnerable male souls who fall in love easily as "manwhores"... It makes me wanna cry
>>33934381I did not call you a manwhore, I called you a literal whore.>>33934363You don't even understand what love means.
>>33934384So I'm a whore because I fall in love easily? You think you're better than me because you hide yours behind obstacles? Come on, that's way more whorish
Tried to jerk off under the shower.Did not work at all.This is always a hit or miss and not a guaranteed orgam at all for me.State sex.What are your shower masturbation/sex statistics? How often and well does it work?
>>33934386>So I'm a whore because I fall in love easily?You're a whore because you give yourself to everyone, do not prioritize connection over getting laid, and do not understand depth of commitment.
>>33934372>Just fyi, you don't have to disable her like that with a label like your boys need obviNTA but can someone translate this suspicious momtalk/momchatter into plain English?
>>33934387Not often but I always finish when I do.
>>33934388Love by definition is exclusive but I guess your definition defaults to polyshit so you assume I'm a easy lay lol
>>33934387Mit's really difficult to have an orgasm in the shower
>>33934391>no sex statedYou had one fucking job.
>>33934389The only way I can possibly interpret that is>boys' behavior needs to be pathologized more than girls' behavior, for reasons
>>33934392>Love by definition is exclusiveNTABut what?You love your parents.
>>33934387MI've never done it before. I can't powerwash orgasms out of my genitals like a woman can.
>>33934396Yeah, I'm curious as to why. Not a parent myself, but this was very strange to read.
>>33934381I'm extremely suspicious of this statement just because you used the term "falling in love"... I've been attracted to several people but still I'd say I've only been in love once
>>33933314Question for FDo you really want to pegg your bf or is it just a meme?
>>33934392>Love by definition is exclusive>my love is cheaplmao
>>33934400I don't know what to make of that either. I'm curious what her reasoning for that is.
I will never find love :(
>>33934403Nahh the naughtiest thing I've fantasized about doing to a guy is making him finish on his own face
my ex made me wear an embarrassing purple collar with little hearts
>>33934405Those two staments don't conflict, if there's one cheap beer on the shelf the first person still gets to keep it
>>33934414They do. If your love free for grabs for whoever, it is worthless and it will take very little to make you change your mind. As long as someone you actually like comes along, you'll leave the person you ""love""
>>33934408Me niether
>>33934416>If you fall in love easily your love is worthlessThat says a lot about you, not me
>>33934408Let love find you
>>33934408me love you long time
>>33934419a girl did find me and loved me or so I thought, she abandoned me 3 months later. guess it wasn't real love maybe I'm just unlovable.
>>33934216I don't fast before dates, I don't assume a guy I'm dating is into butts like that unless explicitly told so.>>33934270I can tell you didn't.
>>33934420please don't lie to me
Girls back in college were always obsessed with me and i was a weak beta who never played sports or worked out. All interest from women jumped off a cliff when I went bald. It was very shocking. I was used to girls always being nice to me but when I went bald they started having this vibe of finding my presence off putting amd they gave me cold or 1 word answers and whatnot.
>>33934424>man gets ugly>women find him ugly>man shocked
>>33934424This makes me sad I wish men didnt go bald
>>33934423sucky sucky five dorrar
>>33934424lmao cucked
Have you ever thought about eating gentials, like a roasted dick. Or a cut off boob?
>>33934424How bald? Norwood level?
Why are so many people so disgusting? The state of their houses is just awful
>>33934372Honestly she's probably just weird and not autistic. I have an autistic kid and while the girl (so-called because she's the only girl in the entire extended family of her generation) is weird, she is a social butterfly a lot of the time, loves dancing, singing, but she has very particular demands and when they aren't met she melts down. Potentially just spoiled, which I'm guilty of with all of the kids honestly. >>33934396>>33934400Because, to be blunt, girls are easy mode, society will always take care of them and some sucker will always put up with them no matter how ridiculous their behavior is. Mom groups often claim boys are easier because women are shitty parents past age 3 and don't really care that much about their boys.
>>33933054>>33933090>she's a white tomboy.Hmm, food for thought...
>>33934424How tall are you?
>>33934424Just get Turkish hair implants
>been lifting a lot for a year>42R chest>buy jacket off amazon in that size>my shoulders stretch it out so much that I can’t put my arms down without busting a seamHow do into clothes? I don’t want to pay out the ass to get things custom tailored and I don’t want to buy oversized baggy shit that hangs off my waist like a tent. Is this what it’s like for women who have big boobs when they shop for clothes?
>>33934439My house clean :)
>>33934455That’s good but I can’t believe how many people I know that have horrid houses. I’m talking mold in the kitchens and trash everywhere
>>33934454Learn how to sew. Buy for the biggest part of you, than take things in. If you have weird proportions, you kind of have to.
>>33934454Getting a few things altered isn't that expensive. You could ask a seamstress, they can even get you measured correctly so you can then shop for some better fitting stuff
Moids, thoughts about >>33934410 ?
>>33934387M I’ve only done it a few times and yeah it doesn’t always work
>>33934468Gross
>>33934468very hot. i wanna fendom my moid and make this his finish for his joi so i can lick it off.
>>33934468No thanks. I'd rather cum in my mouth.
>>33934468Meh, I guess that would be fine if the girl really liked it, perhaps I'm unique but my perception from being a roadkill and ditch digger type of moid is that those of us who aren't rich do horribly humiliating and disgusting things as a rule for pay during our teens and twenties and there is literally nothing you could come up with that would make me flinch. I won't do gay stuff but that's literally the only line I've held firm on, and mostly as a financial thing, like for a million bucks sure I'd let a dude fuck me.
>>33934474>>33934475we could swap a snowball? but i would prob end up squirting in my panties
>>33934477No, the cum has to come right from the tap, sorry.
Do femoids ever initiate contact or do you always have to do so first as a guy?Or am I just really friggin unattractive since no girl ever wanted to start a random conversation with me or approach me like I've seen them do with most other guys?
>>33934468And I would peg my moid if he wanted. I personally really enjoy anal and want to make my man experience sexual ecstacy if he was curious or into it.
What the fuck is wrong with you people
>>33934480I've basically never seen a woman approach random guys on the street or w/e
>>33934482Terminally online virgins
>>33934273>>33934275>I'm not gay>says the foggiest shit everWhy is atoga like this?
>>33934468>>33934474>>33934481All men btw larping as women.
>>33934459>house is disorganized and sparse but very sanitary and no rubbish lying around>get a gf>she starts “organizing” things and “decorating”>takes my toolbox off the coffee table and puts it in a closet>I have two laundry baskets, one clean and one dirty. I don’t bother to put the clean ones away because they’re constantly in rotation and back into the dirty in the next few days>she puts them away in my drawers>folds my underwear and socks so the don’t get wrinkled>….. it’s fucking underwear and socks>gets a bathmat for my bathroom>absolutelydisgusting.jpg>try to explain that bathmats are bacteria sponges >”but anon, then you just get water over the floor”>yes floors that I sanitize twice a week with bleach>says I should get a silverware tray for my kitchen drawer>I have 2 spoons 2 knives and 2 forks>wonders why I have a Phillips head screwdriver on the back of the toilet>so I can unbolt the toilet seat to clean it>never take my pots, pans, plates, cups, etc out of the dishwasher. If I used something I just put it back and run it. Storing them in a cupboard means they gather dust till next use.>sheets and blankets are plain white>she tries to buy me a patterned comforter>get irritated because now I can’t bleach it like all my other linens>stack my books vertically on a table so I can keep track of which ones I reference the most>she wants me to get a book shelfIM NOT A SLOB OR LAZY, I HAVE A SYSTEM FOR FUCKS SAKE.
fact: all misogynists are failed simps/wife guys that women just didnt want.
>>33934489It's a 4chan tradition, unfortunately
>>33934491Can I assume that these men would enjoy it then
Foggy
>>33934480Idek why trannies think this happens
>>33934496That's partly true considering CBTAnon
>>33934500Foggatry
>>33934508Cloudy with a chance of meatballs
Women, do you feel called out?
>There's something in the mist, it took John Lee!
>>33934496Or wannabe manwhores
>>33934494I'm not reading all that.
Men can't be whores
>>33934512No
My future wife is not on Atoga
>>33934517I’m past triple digits to the point that I lie because it grosses women out or makes them suspicious.
>>33934517MI had a whore (male) in prison
>>33934523It does? I thought they were into that?
>>33934494Why don’t you guys just use a towel for your feet instead of a bathmat
>>33934523Lock and key, you're a chad
>>33934517Men are literally such big whores they've created billion dollar industries to satisfy their lust
>>33934517Not with that attitude.
>>33934487No kidding, holy shit
>>33934459I know I think they are the true NPCs they disgust me
>>33934532CEO of onlyfans is a woman.... We are victims, we are being targeted by promiscuous girls who have loose morals and intense desire to steal our wallets
>>33934480>Do femoids ever initiate contact or do you always have to do so first as a guy?I do occasionally, yeah. >>33934512No.
Karoline Leavitt can get some.
I need a youtube video of an affirming/supporting woman I can listen to while doing some thing I need to do that are painful. Can I get some recommendations?
>>33934527I’ve found that once you say your number is above 50 or so, they start asking questions about it as if it’s a red flag.
>>33934521My wife was apparently on /pol/ for years saying terrible things about various minorities. She accuses me of being a "Husband-Jew" frequently.
>see cute girl giggling with her friend while looking at me>walk towards her>suddenly do a 360 and walk away>realized she is not a trad stacy with a big assMaybe next year then
>>33934545She probably mid as fuck
Im racist and refuse to marry a non-racist woman.
>>33934528Because I toss it right into hamper and it’s extra laundry. I towel dry in the shower anyways so only what drips off my hair gets on the floor.
>>33934540>I'm a victim!Of your base passions, yes
>>33934521Mine mite be
>>33934550she is, but she's put up with my shit for 15 years and had a bunch of kids for me so I really don't give a shit, Pierce Brosnan had a point.
>>33934521Correct. She's getting her back blown out by Chad.
>>33934542For sure what a smokeshow
>>33934552Women aren't racist, or not-racist. They don't have real thoughts the way a fully fledged human does.
>>33934559Cheers to your ugly family
>>33934557Might have mites
>>33934543I don't know any good ones, but please share if you end up finding one
>>33934562ALL women are racist and hate browns, this includes brown women. They just make up retarded excuses and try to craft laws so they don't have to interact with the people they voted to import, see Uber's gender lawsuit.
>>33934559Didnt they all come out autistic
>>33934544So ideal is probably around 30?
>>33934560Doubt
>>33934559Based dadanon
>>33934556*Passion means wifing a girl and having one son, one daughter*
>>33934573How naive
>>33934572That’s what I tell them and they don’t ask a lot after that, usually just how many were GFs. Oh, and if you have a super high body count women will get a complex about it like they are competing with those 100+ women for being a good lay.
>(You) gonna eat those twinks?huehuehuehuehue
Makin’ my way downtown
>>33934584Walkin’ fast, faces pass and I’m homebound.
>>33934571Out of 5 only 1 managed to get the diagnosis from the state. Cheers to the tax benefit and my handicapped plate.
>>33934589That rhymes
State genderWhat book are you currently reading?
could a woman itt accept a total degenerate man if he kept his desires a secret and never indulged them in any context, whilst being a fine partner in other areas
>>33934552Good news: All women are racistBad news: Only exclusively against white men
Bored as fuck and sitting around, flexing my pelvic muscles so my dick flops around a bit. I forgot my question for the opposite gender
>>33934468I don't know how I'd do that.I'd have to do one of those ass-up porn poses and drop down, I think? lolBut it's not appealling at all.I will give her a kiss though after she sucked me off and swallowed.
Ladies can't resist the pearly whites
>>33934608Well shit.
>>33934589>5Nightmarish good luck
>>33934601I prefer to swing my hips back and forth to slap my balls against my stomach and taint. Feels like I’m playing with one of these.
>>33934614They're all little retards but I love them and between me and their mom we make enough money to support a bunch of Addams Family tier spergs. My daughter told her preschool teacher that she was secretly raised by bats, my sons all claim they're zombies, parent teacher conferences are fun.
>>33934597Mparasite eve
>>33934609Called out?
>>33934597MSuttree by Cormac McCarthy.
>>33934597MThe SCUM Manifesto
>>33934597MSlampig by Pile
XXs would you date a manlet who walks on stilts 100% of the time?
>>33933454I hope u get one one day
Femanons, do you like showing off your tits?
>>33934600Objectively untrue.
XXs would you date a tall guy who wears stilts on his arms and walks on all 4’s %100 of the time?
>GenderWhat's your favorite unc status game?
>>33934652MI'm too unc to know what exactly that would be. Does Team Fortress 2 count?
>>33934647Nothing to show off here
>>33934653Most likely, yes.
>>33934655Would you show them off if you had big boobies?
>>33934655Anon you know we want to see them. This is cruel
M/W.How to go from friend to FWB? I struggle to get hookups if that helps but I’m wondering what conditions must be met to have friends with benefit? And how do you upgrade without fucking up and having women think you’re only friends with them to get in their pants (which isn’t true in my case).?
>ftw too short to donate sperm.Life is humiliating sometimes.
>>33934656Still the most fun you can have online :o)I'm still waiting for a true successor to that game to come out. I liked those first couple years of Overwatch
>>33934552>wife gets off phone with some customer service line>can hear her in the next room getting audibly irate>stomps into the living room and flops on the couch>says “god i fucking hate Indians so much”>me too babe, me too.
Was gonna approach this nurse but she said she liked man with a little more fat in their stomach
Is /adv/ ready for this pill?
Is eating ass worth it?
>>33934661It just kind of happens, if you are putting effort into it, it’s not really a FWB situation.
>>33934675Like any men here clean their dicks
>>33934634also M, a hilarious read knowing that the woman who wrote it tried to kill Andy Warhol of all people. I find the SCUM manifesto as silliness.
>>33934677Should it be a vibes thing? Or do I have to just straight up go to her and say “I wanna fuck you and stay friends”, even if I can’t read the vibes?
>>33934652Dark Souls
>>33934670The rise of indiapilling has been insane to me. We finally know what the ultimate barrier to liberal multicultural modes of thinking is: basic interactions with Indian nationals.
>>33934661If you're a woman LOL you ain't getting him he's too good for you and you're a glorified fleshlight.If a man, just tell her you want to make it official and take her to a family event, Thanksgiving is ideal.
>>33934680NTA. I shower twice a day
>>33934676I would never eat ass but I would let a man eat my ass although I would never let him fuck my ass
>>33934685No... that's... that's a modern game. Nooooo
>>33934672>nurselol no. Nurses, stewardesses, any woman in corporate making more than $250k, women who were in the military, tattoo artists, and substitute teachers are notorious sluts.
>>33934692It was on the 360 :)
>>33934694> notorious sluts.I don’t mind anymore. I’ve accepted more than likely I’ll end up with some sort of slut. Plus I’m kind of desperate. I’m turning 30 soon and my parents think it’s pathetic I’m single.
I want to move to Japan so fucking much, the Japanese sex industry is so much better than in my shithole. I fucked so many girls that I was afraid I would get every STD in the world, but I only got a minor one. And fuck the Nordic Model, it's the stupidest shit ever.
>>33934691Anal sex is much better than vaginal though
>>33934694> substitute teachersHuh. First time I’ve seen that one. I’ve heard about all the others in real life through.
>>33934701NO
>>33934701Wrong
>>33934695w-which is a modern video game console even though it ah fuck even though it could use anything other than hdmi aaaaaah not like this
>>33934699Just move to NYC, there’s enough Asian women to go along with every other ethnicity. No other city in America comes close to the average attractiveness of girls in NYC.
>>33934683You have to play it particularly cool with the FWB thing. The slightest hint of thirst will throw her off because the whole point is that you aren’t her BF and she’s not your GF and she can stop fucking you or fuck someone else guilt free at any time. Best way, in my opinion, is to get a GF. Any ol’ GF will do. Then she’ll do that woman moment thing where now that someone else wants you she’ll want to see what the fuss is about.
>>33934703>>33934704How would you know?
>>33934680No blood, no discharge, it's a superior design sorry.
>>33934691We're compatible. I don't want my ass eaten, have no interest in anal sex but am kind of interested in eating ass
>>33934680My dick tastes like peppermint because I use Dr. Bronners.
>>33934686India would make Andrew Tate a feminist, I've been there and it's honestly shocking just how bad they treat women, and they refuse to course correct. It's like Crystal Cafee made a caricature of the worst possible moid ever, and then it became a country.India keeps me up at night, they've aborted a generation of females, they have 300 million or more excess males greater than the population of the US, next time you're in public look around and imagine everyone as stinky sweaty Indian men. Imagine a stinky brown man shouting "SAAR!" forever. I don't really like women, I'm a genuine misogynist, even with a wife and daughters I hate women, but... India is different, they're on another level, they literally just went full Screwfly Solution on the females, and now they have none. It's horrifying.
>>33934709>see what the fuss is aboutThis is one of those internet pill advice things that’s actually happened to me. Half the girls i thought I had no chance with in college paid me more attention when I got a girlfriend who they considered attractive. I’m guessing they were wondering “if SHE likes him, there must be something about him, right?”.I never cheated though
>>33934649Which way?Women aren't racist or women aren't racist towards white men?
>>33934721Wait till you slap a ring on your finger. Women do SCANDALOUS shit to tempt married men. Downright shameful behavior. Oh and the shit tests they’ll give your wife when she is right there in front of you, would make your Femanons blood boil. Police your gender women.
>>33934694>any woman in corporate making more than $250kHigh class women are actually more loyal
>>33934707Anon, I'm not against it or nothin', but to get out to NYC, I'd gotta get to the States first.
Is this accurate?
>>33934731>reportedI don't trust any self-reported surveysPlenty of studies have shown how willing people are lieThe only thing this says is that lower income women are more likely to admit itProbably because they're more likely to get divorced
>>33934740Yeah because I don't like beefcakes
>>33934731I didn’t say the ones that were married. Any single woman making that much scratch is pushing 35+ and has either never been married and has no intent to or has a divorce she initiated under her belt. She’s the kind of woman who you pick up at the hotel bar when a conference is in town and you never hear from her again.
Why do I hate myself and the world so much?
You lot won't believe the amount of disgust I felt when a woman twice my age called me daddy...
>>33934745:(
Hi I’m femanon and I have so much dandruff it looks like I’ve been standing next to someone sawing drywall for 10 minutes
>>33934759Hi femanon I’m anon and also have this problem
You lot wouldn’t believe the amount of pleasure I felt when a woman twice my age asked me to call her mommy.
>>33934759>>33934762Stop being so fucking disgusting and buy normal shampoo.
>>33934757Sorry it just looks too fake and high maintenance
>>33934765I do.
>>33934770What shampoo is it? The 100 in 1 kind?
>>33934765I use prescription shampoo you BITCH
>>33934759>>33934762Get some shampoo with piroctone olamine. And, kinda anecdotal but I've found that my dandruff and dermatitis got worse when my immune system was particularly stressed. Some vitamins and more sunlight could help
>>33934775>>33934762>they don’t use pic relatedNGMI
>>33934779I take 15 supplements a day
I don't fucking get it. Literally every girl who gives me all the signs and nearly jumps on me has a boyfriend or is married. At first, I was moral and upright and said, no, cheating is bad. But after some time, I'm like, whatever, let's fuck. Do I look like an NTR man or what?
>>33934787Nice larp, lover boy
>>33934775Just whatever regular old moisturizing shampoo I grabbed at the store last time. I also use conditioner; I don’t use the 2 in 1 stuff.>>33934779I’ll give it a try.
>>33934307>All it takes is one man whom you sleep with and they'll get feelings for youSimp detected. I actually like my life, and I'm not going to have some chick who is basically a stranger at that point come in and breathe down my necke every second. Frankly, if you find yourself with nothing better to do than hang out with random chicks, thats your clue that you badly need a hobby. Or two.
>>33934599Yea. As long as the freedom is extended both ways.
>>33934759This happens to me when I use too much product and I haven’t washed in over a week. Sometimes I’m too lazy to wash my hair again (takes me 2-3 hours total), so I just add more product and live with it.
>>33934789I'm for real. Like, okay, maybe not everyone, I exaggerated for effect, but certainly most of them. They even flirt with me with their boyfriend present while he stares at me. Like, dude, what can I do? It's not fucking me who started it.
Women, opinions on the female body?
>>33934802Pretty hot.
>>33934800I’m not black
>>33934802I don't really care for it.
It really is hard to find a reliable drug dealer. I make good money, I’m totally willing to overpay for quality, safe product delivered to my door in a timely manner without having to harangue someone and send a dozen texts to make sure they haven’t flaked out. I know these guys that cater to the white collar crowd exist I just don’t know where to find them.
*cock throbs*
>>33934814Don't do drugs, homeboy. It's not worth it. If you want to push the limit, there are many ways to do it without killing yourself. Like, try mad honey or caffeine overdose.
>>33934814Why do you need drugs so badly
>>33934815*shoots you*
How do I learn small talk? Theres this girl i want to know better but i suck at keeping a conversation it usually goes like>its damn cold/hot today>her answer>the weather here is crazy changing all the time>her answer And done i dont know what else to talk even if the girl is a good talker and not the type who give short answers to kill the conversation, how should I proceed? Maybe ask about her since i dont know nothing but I feel that might sound too intimate or i might be bothering her
Femanons, do you have a yellow pillow?
>>33934814Former prep school kids can probably introduce you to someone, that's who I'd ask.
>>33934823Oh I don’t do anything off the rails man. Small doses of mushrooms on the weekend help my mood throughout the week and every 2-3 months or so me and my lady do a little Molly to spice up an evening in. I’m not banging rails or shooting up fent. I don’t like weed and i rarely drink.
>>33934828*dies*
>>33934597mVladimir Nabokov Mary
>>33934830Moids do the most normal, universally human things and then act like they rediscovered the wheel or smth
>>33934824Badly isn’t the right word. It’s a sometimes thing but when that sometime rolls around it’s a huge fucking rigmarole of dealing with flaky people. I want a little more professionalism and customer service and have it not be a hassle. And it’s not like I’m unwilling to pay extra for it.
>>33934835Do you think what you do is somehow less degenerate
>>33934795No. You must tell me everything and give me your phone for regular checkups. Know your place, woman.
I just had to desperately run to the toilet and left like 1/4 chicken breast and less than ten fries on the plate for ten minutes while I had a most gut wrenching shit.I was kind of half expecting them to have removed it already by the time I got back. But man, I was sweating when I ssked the waiter where the toilet was. lolSat again, finished my food and ordered a small raspberry cake for desert.Thanks for reading my blogpost.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskMenAdvice/s/tgRNCXaqG8Why do men go on Reddit and say gay shit like this? And why do you women eat it up? It’s like how suddenly age gaps became demonic within the last 5 years, now we have to pretend to be platonic friends with women? How much harm is reddit doing to the perception of men?>ERM I HAVE TONS OF SMOKING HOT FUCKABLE FEMALE FRIENDS BUT THEYRE LIKE LITTLE SISTERS AND ITS GROSS TO WANT TO FUCK THEM>Dozens of upvotesI have never had a woman friend I didn’t want to bury my cock into, even if she was ugly. Why can no one just be honest? Why do men feel the need to virtue signal?
Do siamese twins need to ask consent before masturbating?
>>33934853Because the honest truth is that men are pigs incapable of romantic love. Women retreat into mangas, anime, romance novellas etc because the fictional image of a real romantic companionship is beyond real moids, and it hurts them to be told that fact.
>>33934600>Only exclusively against white menYou mean in favor of white men.
>genocide in Darfur is still going onHaven't they been at this for like 20 years? How are they not all dead yet?
>>33934853>I have never had a woman friend I didn’t want to bury my cock into, even if she was ugly.I didn't click your link of course, but I've had female friends I was not sexually attracted to.I think in one case at least that also lead to her ghosting me, since I feel she might have wanted more.
>>33934865This implies women don’t fantasize about bouncing on their “male friends” cocks. Everyone’s a horny pig, we’re human beings, what’s the issue with being honest?
Why is it so scary that there are are more Indians than white people on earth
>>33934868>Virtue signalling on 4chan now tooYeah you definitely never imagined her blowing you or fucking her, never ever ever, but you’re pining over her ghosting you
>>33934874India is Hell, and its people are the damned.By allowing them out, we blaspheme against God.
>>33934865What type of experience make people write such obvious and depressing falsehoods... Till death us part was coined by a moid, Romeo and Juliet was written by a moid
>>33934876You need to be less easily triggered.I was a bit disappointed, since I liked gaming with her, but it's her decision in the end.
>>33934865You need to be pretty to experience romance now woman. If you are mid you are only good as fuckmeat and nothing more, this is the new reality. Eventually it will set in for most mid women.
>>33934881I just would rather you be honest. Evern hearing a female friends voice makes me want to fuck them, I think women should know the truth of how men actually feel
>>33934853Also not reading your faggy link but mixed gender friendgroups are just a thing now that we have to live with. Naturally you're gonna be attracted to someone, but you have to consider how the dynamics will change if you get together, or if you get rejected. A rejection is actually even worse because how would you even recover from this level of awkwardness?
GenderWho are the biggest whores in your opinion, gay men or women?
>>33934886You don't get to decide how I feel, egoist.
>>33934889MMost definitely gay men.
>>33934889Gay men. It's not even close.
>>33934810Why not? Do you like male bodies?
>>33934887I never said they weren’t a thing, I said that men pretending like they don’t want to fuck their women friends is wildly untrue. Acting on it is one thing, saying ERM IT NEVER HAPPENS for updoots makes women think men are actually like that and not lusting after them
>>33934887I'm a femboy and I ask all my friends, men and women, to have sex with me after getting them drunk at a bar.>>33934889MWomen
Posting anything r3ddit related should earn you an instant ban
>>33934899xitter too
Where do you feel anxiety in your body? For me it seems like my stomach is trying to twist itself
>>33934899I have said it many times before, but if people who posted on r9k or pol would just get a long ban from all other boards automatically, all other boards would drastically increase in terms of post quality.
>>33934897How is it untrue if men are doing it? And they're very right to pretend because guess what, you can't actually fuck every person in your friend group and expect everyone to act normally about it. Let's be real, 90% of the stuff that comes to your mind should actually never even see the light of day
Yayyyy my professor loves meee. I'm gonna be a protégé. I wish I could fuck him but friendship works too.
Me when I see another man saying some super problematic misogynistic shit about women:
>>33934913simp
>>33934896I'm straight. Women can be beautiful but I never saw a naked woman and got horny, or anything like that.
>>33934872NTA, I don't. I don't even fantasize about my bf because it's disgusting to wank to someone in secret. How do you justify that to yourself?>ehm well my pp tingled, that meant i had to do it :) it was worth it because pp felt good :)
>>33934908Are you retarded? In the reddit post there’s men saying stuff like it’s “UNTHINKABLE” to want to fuck your female friends. I never said there don’t exist groups of men and women comingling as friends, only that they all want to fuck eachother and pretending otherwise is gay and performative.
>low iq>small dick>uglygod hates me and it is a fact, which is why I hate all of his other creations.
>>33934866>.webmKekBlack people are natural jesters.
>>33934889F. Gay men and it's not even close.
>>33934919>I don't even fantasize about my bf because it's disgusting to wank to someone in secret.what
trvth nvke: you can't blame a whole gender for the actions of a few individuals.
>>33934919>You have to actively masturbate while feeling attracted to and lusting after someoneYou have to be a virgin, because even if you do masturbate to your friends (are we reallt gonna pretend we never jerked it to someones instagram pictures) there’s nothing wrong with that.Maybe women ARE retarded
>>33934919>I don't even fantasize about my bfYou got some serious sexual hangup if that's the case.
>>33934872The only male friend I had fantasies about is now my husband. We were friends for approximately 2 months and were heavily flirting the whole time.
>>33934926but then there would be no thread
>>33934913Is this what anons mean when they think someone is reddit?
>>33934920Can you please fuck off back to r3ddit or at least stop pretending you don't understand what I'm saying
i love women and i love women who have sex with women. if i was a woman id have sex with women. id be a lesbian, to be precise.
>>33934921How small?
>>33934932What you said had no correlation to what I said, you don’t even know what my original point was. You should fuck off back to the cuck corner.>>33934929Sure Jan
>>33934889MI have gay aquantances and been to gay-adjacent clubs. Its not even a contest, gay guys live on another planet.
>>33934933AGP in the making
>>33934937>Sure JanI have zero reason to keep a man as a friend if I want to fuck him. I've felt this way since I was 14.
>>33934938Based, wanna fuck?
>>33934942Ask yourself this, do you think those friends don’t secretly want to fuck your brains out? Really think about it…Then get back to me. Gay best friends don’t count.
All of you just need to get comfortable of seeing other people naked, get into sauna or start swimming at the beach
Why are women in 2025 still so prudish? You're so uncomfortable with your sexuality that your mind is the only thing getting probably fucked.You don't have to go hedonistic whore but idk what was the whole point of that sexual revolution
>>33934947>do you think those friends don’t secretly want to fuck your brains out?I doubt. My only male friend at this time has been married for almost 10 years, to a woman much hotter than me.
i go to twitch and i go to the catalog and i scroll until i find a woman smoking a cigarette. believe it or not, you find quite a lot of them! and then i jerk off. I LOVE WOMEN WHO SMOKE.
>>33934950people get naked in saunas?
>>339349354 inches and skinny. I want to kill every big dick haver on earth
>>33934889Straight women cheat more than straight men now, but I'm pretty sure gay men are just in one giant polycule
>>33934955just be rich and it won't matter
>>33934951>that sexual revolutionWhich one?
>>33934954Would you wear your clothes there? You'd soak them, if you're in a pool you shouldn't wear trunks either due to the chlorine
>>33934952You’re incredibly naive and I’m sorry to be the one to tell you this but your married friend probably thinks about adding you to a threesome with his wife
>>33934961they use towels though
>>33934951I'm not uncomfortable with my sexuality at all. I love sex very much, but I also think sexual intimacy and sharing your body is special and meaningful. I have no interest in sharing myself with random men. I only feel desire to give myself to the man I love.I think fucking random people makes us worse as individuals.
>>33934927What the fuck do you mean there's nothing wrong with that. It's a victimless crime but some things you shouldn't do because they're fucking immoral. How would you like it if some creep was jerking it to your family album? Everyone would hate that so the least you can do is not be that kind of person.If you don't think there's anything wrong with it why are you only admitting it anonymously online? Surely not because it's fucking wrong and disgusting and no one would want you around if they knew?
>>33934958Im too dumb for that to happen and it still wouldnt change the size. i refuse to compensate or be settled for. I will be desired and seen as valuable or I will die alone spreading misery to those around me, simple as.
>>33934955It's not that bad. I, too, have a 6 inch microcock, and it didn't cause me trouble with any of my girlfriends.
>>33934964No, you really shouldn't
>>33934965THIS
Sick of your gay rules faggot let /atoga/ be jeet free that’s why you’re not allowed to make threads anymore dalit shitter
>>33934969have you went to one?
I think eating cheese gives me anxiety
How real is "the ick" and what percentage of men you see give you that resonse?
>>33934963He does not. He is happily married, so am I. The whole time we've been friends, including times when both of us were single and looking, he has never showed any level of interest towards me beyond friendship.You're a sad person.
>>33934966>immoralYou’re just incredibly naive lmao. When women post bikini pictures on instagram, I’d assume they know most male “friends”are jerking off to them.Where did you get family photo albums from? Seems weird
>>33934889Women. The simple biological fact is that we are a species with female sexual selection. The men, by definition do not fit the category of being a whore; getting sex as a man is definitionally more difficult and demanding of quality than it is for women. Men earn sex, women decide who gets it. It's like saying Messi is a whore for winning the world cup. No, he's a winner that claimed a prize. The entire narrative framing doesn't work when applied to males.
>>33934965I said that was fine. But a lot of you girls act like any thought of sex is a thoughtcrime.Maybe you are in fact incapable of sexual thought about anyone outside of an extremely powerful emotional connection.
>>33934980>Virtue signalling this hardOh yeah, I’m sure he never thought about fucking you EVER
>>33934977Pretty real. For me the ick comes when talking to people, and maybe 40% of men I talk to give it to me.
>>33934984>any thought of sex is a thoughtcrime.Correct, all moids should be brutally punished for their impure thoughts
>>33934968You have big dick privilege and I hope it gets cut off
>>33934973Well duh, every week.
>>33934977I give it to women. They are all scared of me, even when they try to be polite I can see the fear in their eyes. >tfw elephant manmaxxing
>>33934988punished you say
>>33934988Didn't say anything about men
>>33934987Damn I guess I'm going to have to kms lol. No way I don't give it to them. They probably want me in an incinerator the moment they see the lack of milimeters in my chin length. Not all can win I guess.
>>33934999you can get a beard to hide your chinletness
>>33934982How can the party who decides who gets sex be a whore? Is the FIFA a whore for rewarding the best player?
>>33934985I'm not virtue signaling. You're trying to explain to me the reality of a friendship I've had for my entire adult life, which you know nothing about. You're not an authority on this, there's no reason for you to pretend otherwise.He surely never gave me any reason to think he was into me in any way.>>33934999Looks have very little to do with the ick for me. The two things that give me the ick most consistently are men trying to act smarter than they are and men who are the funko pop collector type.I wish nothing evil to happen to men I don't want to fuck, tho.
>>33935008FIFA is a very whorish company
>>33935009Because if he gave you a reason he’d risk destroying the friendzone beta orbiting he was doing. If he’s a straight man, it crossed his mind. Your voice, your smell, your laugh, he was probably whacking off to you like crazy in secret.
>>33935008You seem to be struggling with the concept of sexual selection as a concept.
Women, why did you make my cat so loud? This little bastard never shuts up.He's even loud as shit whenever he grooms himself. I can hear him slurping at his shit from across the house.It's ridiculous. I don't know why you're doing this to me
>>33935016>friendzone beta orbitingDid you miss the part where she said both are married? lmaoYou need to calm doen a bit now.
>>33935025Did you miss the part where we were talking about BEFORE they were married? Is everyone in this thread huffing galaxy gas?
Women, I know that question probably gets asked a lot, but do you percieve it as attractive if a guy is tall? Like as the only and most important factor of purely superficial attractiveness.Like I always did good with women as someone of average height with a good face, but I am becoming increasingly aware that height is allegedly super duper important and I'm having a bit of a crisis about maybe not being all that attractive after all and start feeling not comfortable in my skin.
>>33935021t. "the human male doesn't engage in sexual selection"
>>33935036Reminder that Brad Pitt is like 5’9 irl. So is Johnny Depp. Tom Cruise is like 5’6.Height matters until it doesn’t matter
GenderAre you self-validating by looking at those more unfortunate than you? Like, yeah, I'm not that great, but these people? they're legit trash, so I'm not so bad?
>>33935042>tom cruise is like 5'6really? I knew he was short but not THAT short, I'm taller than him I didn't know that
>>33935038Not even remotely to the extent that women do, no. That is the definition of a sexually selective sex. It's not 100:0 ratios in most species. You'd know that if you didn't open your retard mouth about topics you're wholly uninformed on.
no dad please don't hit me!!! no!!! >~<
>>33935044MI know what my qualities,worth and value are, but also my issues. That is regardless of what others do and are.However, I am sure in some weak moments I have looked down on others.
>>33935052
>>33935052This isn't r9gay, fuck off.
>>33935051What you're describing is one gender being highly selective and bottlenecking the other, whose standards for mate selection are in turn low, which is the definition of promiscuity.
>>33935016I'm really flattered that you think this man who is objectively a catch has been orbiting me for 10+ years and would throw away his marriage with a really hot woman to fuck my average looking ass once. But I'm a really mid woman. He just likes my company, for reasons.He has never orbited me. We've been sincerely friends all along. We've supported each other and our respective marriages. I am sorry you can't imagine enjoying a woman.
>>33934422Well, you are wrong, i did.Anyways, approached a prettiest girl at my gym and asked her if she needs machine still, she was very friendly and smiled a lot.Maybe girls are okay afterall.
>>33935042It reminds me, I went to the doctor for the first time, and they measured my height. I'd always thought I was 5'6" and said so, but it turns out I'm actually 5'9". Still a dwarf, though.
>>33935036I do think it's attractive, but the most attractive factor to me is face. Especially having a big smile.Also being really pale with dark hair.
>>33935057love fist of the north star btw
Good night, I hate women.
I saw a childhood friend's profile in social media and i'm thinking about sending her a message to see if she remembers me and also to catch up since the last time i saw her was in a summer school like 14 years ago at least, I saw that at least one female friend of mine that also was her friend follows her, i sent a request some time ago but still hasn't accepted or declined, she may not remember me and my profile picture doesn't show my face well, I'm thinking about sending her a message since apparently now I can text her (my original plan was to text her instead of requesting but the option didnt appear), but I'm not sure, I think it can go well and maybe she is happy to see me again (she has a boyfriend but it's not a big deal for me), so thats that I'm thinking about doing it but a little part of me is unsure, do people like reconecting with old friends they haven't seen in a very long time? and should i do it?
I want a tall woman to make me whimper and moan like the little boy slut that I am
>>33935077I wouldn't do that.
close your eyes and think, what is it that you want right now anon?
>>33935077>she has a boyfriend but it's not a big deal for meWhy did you have to mention this in such a weird way? lolThat she has a bf should be NO problem at all, not just "no big deal".
>>33935005I have a beard. I don't know if I'm even the worst chinlet ever, but I know what attractive men look like and I'm not that, so I don't know if there's even anything at all that would be seen in me. I don't imagine any girl would want my ass. I've been told by my mother I'm a "good looking male" and have a "viking look" and my sister says I'm not ugly, but that's my family. I just know looks and genetics are imperative and statistically are quite unforgiving.>>33935009>Looks have very little to do with the ick for me.You say very little, to what degree DO they have something to do with it?>The two things that give me the ick most consistently are men trying to act smarter than they are and men who are the funko pop collector type.LOL, well I think we could all figure that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atkAaYb_-6g>I wish nothing evil to happen to men I don't want to fuck, tho.I wouldn't think they would per-se, but do they have a detached, and almost below human regard for them? That's a brutal question I know, but I wonder. I leave interactions with women with thoughts like "should I even be bearing my ugly head before this person, am I putting myself in ick subhuman status". I have an overwhelming cognizance like this in my mind and have been both conditioned and given knowledge that lead me to defeatist conclusions on this matter. I won't actively eschew women but I don't see love being realistic so I live like I'll never know it from a woman.
>>33935075Me too. That gif is on my hard drive because I felt I needed a visual aid to help describe how one of my ex-girlfriends once tried (and failed) to beat the shit out of meHer technique was off and I didn't blow up, thankfully
>>33935085Didn't even have to close my eyes for it.Specific femanon to cuddle with me in my hotel room right now.
>>33935067>I am sorry you can't imagine enjoying a womanBoth me and him would be imagining enjoying you for sure. Also more average women can be hotter when all you see is “hot women”. I had this one “friend” who was kind of chubby and always getting dumped and I would frequently pull up her instagram for reasons, and when we were in person I couldn’t stop sneaking looks at her ass. Just saying.
>>33934068If you're still around, check out >>33934128 and the comments and see how important female initiation is. Notice how it's not just about sex, it's about intimacy in general.
Femanons, do your sexual fantasies revolve around a guy using you for pleasure or do you focus on your pleasure?
>>33935085I wish I was dead
>>33935085Foid's hand in mine
>>33934889MGay men and it's not close. The fact that you can match with dudes on grindr and talk about meeting up without a single picture on your profile is proof enough that gay men will fuck and suck (formerly sneed's) anything.
>>33935093>You say very little, to what degree DO they have something to do with it?If someone is unkempt. Basically, you have to be putting active effort into making it unpleasant.>do they have a detached, and almost below human regard for them? No, they're just people. I enjoy talking to some of them, like I enjoy talking to some hot people.
>>33935085I wish I knew what the fuck i was doingOr what I want and how to accomplish it
>>33935097It seems like you're a coomer and you're projecting it on this guy you don't know.Get a hobby.
>>33935100My own pleasure. I mostly think back to good sex I've had in the past, or imagine things I'd like to do with the man I loved. But it's always centered around my own pleasure and intimacy.
>>33935100I self insert as a guy and focus on his pleasure since I've had sex and it didn't feel good.
You know, I don't remember much about those "people" other than that they they've brought me a lot headaches and that they're laughing at me. Actually, fuck everyone. Now I am stuck in the Chud's dilemma.
>>33935077Sometimes I want to reconnect and look at my childhood friends' profiles. It's interesting where life can take someone. I was a model student, albeit a school womanizer. Now I'm a hikkimaxxing piece of human trash with a good salary and a schizo BPD girlfriend. Meanwhile, the violent bully (he didn't bully me, we were actually good friends) has a nice house, a nice wife, a nice car, and two kids.
>>33935129No, nigga, you're just lonely.
i love women who smoke cigarettes you can go on youtube and type in smoking asmr and its fr a shit ton of baddies smoking cigs omg i love them
>>33935133>hikkimaxxingLol, I didn't even get past the 1st sentence when reading that post and I already knew, and this is just confirmation.
I want a gf that goes on walks to the cemetery with me and smokes with me
>>33935129I’ve seen a couple of my childhood friend, and some are fucking hot. But we won’t ever cross paths again unless I reach out and i don’t care that much. It also reeks of patheticness. “Hey we haven’t talked in 5-10 years, we weren’t the best of friends but we were somewhat close, how are things?”Yuck, sounds like your present sucks and you’re looking for joy in the past
>>33935085MA blowjob.
men if you see a woman wearing yoga pants/leggings like an exhibitionist whore, does that disqualify them from dating you?
>>33935142This anon is right. They do not want you and they do not care about you.
So much has happened in the past year or two and yet I'm still in the same place. I don't like it
>>33935085Financial freedom and a Slavic wife
>>33935144Not at all. Women being attractive in public doesn't somehow make them stop being attractive, that would be retarded.
>>33935085To be left the fuck alone. I despise normals.
>>33935144MNot necessarily. I'm admittedly pretty weak to the big shirt/sweatshirt and leggings combo.
>>33935149Hang in there.
>>33935085To comfymaxx, and find a wife that will comfymaxx with me
Love is the abundant life force energy
>>33935148Not always.i posted some pics of myself on instagram and a lot of people from my past Dmed me, most developed further past messages/
Women, could you date a guy who's always been crazy? It's kept him from going insane.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vda75XawNzk
>>33934853The only true platonic female friends I have are the ones where we had sexual tension, ended up fucking, and then afterwards we were both like “mehhhh” because there was honestly no compatibility or chemistry. The juice wasn’t worth the squeeze at that point so we ended up hanging out and wingmanning for each other.
>>33935150Why slavic? What's so great about their women?
I will never love another woman at least not the same way I loved my now ex girlfriend.
>>33935166Well lucky you. People in my life have only tried to hurt me.
>>33935165That's true.Love never fails. It's kind, patient, humble, honest and altruistic.
Hello
>>33935179Hello
>>33935110What if a person is just ugly? Would them not being unkempt and putting in effort potentially give the ick? This is more just a question of curiousity.
>>33935173Jesus. I’m sorry man. But how? I’m a shy easy to pick on non confrontational dweeb and even I’ve made lots of friends and received lots of support and help (even if I’d done deserve it).
>>3393511810/10 would coom on a chubby chick, get those boobas out porky
>>33935181I'm sad
>>33935144>like an exhibitionist whoreVery incel-minded of you.I saw a woman wearing yoga pants today while hiking and found her incredibly attractive in them. But I was probably too old for her, so we just smiled and nodded at each other as we were sweating our asses off
>>33935182No, ugly people just exist and it's not offensive to me.
if u just talk to a woman for like 3 weeks she will suck ur dick
>>33935134meh its ok i guess
>>33935188No u r so pretty or whatever my line is
>>33935188lmao
I will never love another woman at least not the same way I loved my the prostitute who took my first time. I think about her even when I have sex with my practice gf
>>33935188yeah we're all sad and suicidal, we should commit suicide together :D
if ur not gonna share an actual good pic and mock my fetish u can just not comment
>>33935144Can we stop with the white talk? Seriously, as long as someone isn’t >emotionally or physically cheating >constantly bringing up how much sex she’s had, or how much dick shes taken to flaunt >isn’t negatively comparing you to her past sexual partners >doesnt embarrass you (bring you around a group of chads who all fucked her and they laugh and say “DUDDDE YOU WIFED HER WE ALL CAME IN HER HOLES HAHAHHAHA I DIDNT THINK SHED GET A BOYFRIEND)Who cares if she was a whore?
>>33935195Haha won't make you suffer though it again>>33935197:(>>33935200Ok
>>33935042They're famous actors with a lot of exposure though. Liek I get the imporession that one of my tallfag friends gets laid a lot simply because every woman in the club will inadvertedly see him, and the ones that happen to be into him come and sidle up like women are wont to do. >>33935074I guess I have a hard time gauging just how important it is to women. Like I like big tits, but in practice my last gf had a whole lot of nothing in that department and it didn't bother me at all.
>>33935190>incredibly attractivevery coombrained and degenerate of you and no duh, she's basically naked, and that nakedness is meant for her husband i can get laid w.e i want it's as easy as going outside for me but i am vocel
>>33935203Can we stop with the whore* talk?
The white talk
>>33935209Ok.
>>33935211Makes it sound like some sort of supernatural ability I have. The White Talk
>>33935133I'm more bored than lonely, the days feel the same. I miss those times. They were wild and crazy, with a little bit of drugs and petty crime, but life felt so much more fun and fulfilling.
>>33935207It's similar to me. I'd say I like tall guys, but out of the 4 guys I crushed on the hardest, only one was 6 feet or taller. It's not a deal breaker or a deal maker, but it is something that when present makes me go "wow, you're tall". But like, with the 5'9" blue eyed guy I thought "wow, your eyes are so pretty".
>>33935210>Can we stop with the whore* talk?the whore talk will continue
>>33935203>DUDDDE YOU WIFED HER WE ALL CAME IN HER HOLES HAHAHHAHA I DIDNT THINK SHED GET A BOYFRIENDThis would get me hard. I hope she filmed so I could masturbate to it.
>>33935170Because I and >her would look like your picrel
>>33935085I thought for a moment and not really anything comes to mind. I thought maybe a chance to redo my twenties but on further contemplation I don’t think I’d want to do anything much different. I thought about money but I make plenty and if I was a billionaire It would appeal to the worser devils of my nature and I’d end up dead in a few years from overindulgence and boredom. I have a great woman and even if I got a “better” one the odds of me keeping her around with all my flaws are slim to none. And even if I wanted to be “perfect” I know I’d end up being boring as fuck because our suffering and flaws are what make us who we are, not our grace and aptitude. So yeah, I’m pretty good at the moment, thanks.
Women/girlsWould you ever consider dating a 23 year old khv that has never had a gf before?
>>33935144MDepends on the rest of her outfit. Yoga pants aren't inherently whorish in themselves, and I've heard that they're pretty comfy.
I'm getting Chinese takeout.Genders, what do you usually order?
>>33935233>Yoga pants aren't inherently whorish in themselvesof course not just when worn in public
>>33935203In the same way brains can be fried by years of porn addiction, I think people can have their brains fried by years of casual sex and lose their ability to maintain longterm relationships because of it.
>>33935230No. I'm too old now, but when I was younger and I dated a guy like that I'm pretty sure he came out with me mostly due to desperation and was not into it.
>>33935238MThe only really slutty ones in my eyes are the ones with the butt scrunch/cheek pockets/whatever that is.
>>33935239But is there any data to back that up. Some people can put sex into boxes. There’s intimate sex, “for fun” sex, etc
>>33935144I love sluts.
>>33935242NTA but yeah, plenty.>Compared to people with no premarital partners other than eventual spouses, those with nine or more partners exhibit the highest divorce risk, followed by those with one to eight partners. There is no evidence of gender differences.https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10989935/
>>33935245
>>33935254>>33935245This is why I stopped saying "need gf" and replaced it with "need wife" in my hornyposts
>tfw the date was less fun than going out for pickleball with my korean friend in a LDR with a guy on another continent
>>33935245>muh divorceThis somehow implies that people who are "not dovirced" are somehow happy.>>33935254Peopel who are so out there they actually do the "no sex before marriage" thing will often also have a servely conservative envrionment/family, most likely turning them into Pariahs if they ever divorce. Never mind the fact that you are more likely to tolerate even the most dogshit relationship if its all you've ever known. Correlation isn't causation, and this uniquely american and muslim obsession with no sex before marriage is really weird if you're not from either of those places.
>>33935261>This somehow implies that people who are "not dovirced" are somehow happy.Divorce is the biggest predictor in unhappiness, especially in men.
>>33935263Wow almost like losing half your stuff and having to follow a bunch of american simp culture humiliation rituals afterwards makes people unhappy. Who'd hav guessed. Never mind taht a ton of guys simply turn into full blown wifeguys who barely have a social life outside of happy woife happy loif'ing, so of course they are up shits creek if the ole ball and chain finalyl drops them.
>>33933557No, I've never had a gf. Women deserve it.>>33933865It's what women deserve.
>>33935261>uniquely american and muslimBecause premarital cohabitation in the past century has had such a resounding success rate, amirite?
For thousands of years men have carried all the burdens of providing and everything that comes with civilization. Now it's women's time to pick up the slack and carry civilization forward.My plan is to be a neet and for women wagies to pay their fair share by providing for me and everybody else in society for the next six thousand years.It's time for men to sit back, relax and take it very easy for the next two thousand years at the very least. We earned it after all.
>>33935273When you start giving birth.
>>33934753Upbringing? Mental illness?
I want to be raped by a woman, please someone rape me
>>33935271Dunno what you define as success, but it successfully produced me, lots of my friends, and I know people from my parents circles who have been together for 40+ years without ever doing that marriage thing. To this day, I have zero clue why the fuck people believe that paying money to some priest and signing a bunch of papers makes a tangible difference in a relationship. You either stay together or you don't, the latter just has extra steps and generates a fat payout for lawyers.
>>33935275Try to give birth without my semen bitch.
>>33935284There's plenty of seed available, anon. From men who buy me houses and pay for my shit.
>>33935275
>>33935289Oh, it's you, lol. Should have guessed earlier. Do you even have a life besides shitting here?
>>33935291And yet you guys aren't getting pregnant, giving birth and staying home to rear children en masse.
How do i avoid coming off as a performative male as a filthy pinko chicom?I dont dress like a hipster
>>33935294I hardly ever post here anymore lol
>>33935291it probably wont be long now
Women really get six figure jobs only to try and get a partner who makes upper six figures. Why the hell would he want you? Lol You can definitely make some young NEET guy happy as a house husband though.
>>33935310Why do you guys want to be women so badly?
Fuck, I literally fell into all the pitfalls possible: gambling, whores, alcohol, energy drinks. But maybe this is just part of being an adult...
>>33935310>instead of being with a man who makes you wealtheir, be with a man who makes you poorer!Why tho?
>>33935317Energy drinks in this lineup is cracking me the fuck up
>>33935321I'm a zoomer
>>33935312nta i certainly don't but at my age, as a good looking guy who takes care of himself but is effectively broke, it seems more realistic to start a family with a woman who is already established, and if we're compatible at all she's going to want to homeschool which means i have to keep the home it's an arrangement that i know is becoming more common thank the education system and society as a whole being rigged against males by useful idiot infiltrators
I feel like I really missed out on scene girls because I was just a kid when they were popular. The few that are left are a good bit older than me now. I just want a cute brunette who wears leggings and converse and likes invader zim but I was robbed
>>33935317Protip: these lists are funnier if you put the odd item out second from last instead of last.
>>33935325Fuck I'm so fucked up....... offa these B vitamins, artificial sweeteners and caffeine.......
>>33935291What happens to the abortion debate when it becomes "Your fetus doesn't have to be killed and instead can be transported to an artificial womb and be adopted by a couple excited to adopt"?
>>33935317im a vyvanse addict
>>33935328I'm glad I'm not as much of a bitch as you are
>>33935318Non-celebrity rich men typically don't give a fuck about dating career women, that's why.
>>33935234MPork lo mein
>>33935334moloch demands babies...
>>33935338i can guarantee you're a million times more of a bitch than i amwhen is the last time you even cold plunged?
>>33935340People will largely date within their social class; most rich men will date women who are college educated and well off.
>>33935334I'm vehemently pro-choice, but the moment it's possible for a woman to opt out of pregnancy without terminating the fetus just as easily as she could've otherwise terminated the fetus, then I'd argue against abortion.
>>33935350Never. The world isn't rigged against us; you're just a bitch
>>33935334Frankly, probably nothing. There aren't enough people adopting as-is, artificial wombs won't affect that.
>>33935275No
>>33935362>Never.xD>he world isn't rigged against usignorance isn't a virtue bud https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkp5nTfdGjY
I wish I had a bubbly rawr XD woman to wife up and boink
>>33935367On what planet would I click this fucking link lol
>>33933349Mwhen you get laid
cum >:(
>>33935372babby bitch can't even handle a yt link wow
>>33935334Aren't stem cells essentially made from aborted babies?
>>33933437Mlavender or wisteria maybe
>>33935378Psalm 91 buddy
>>33935383hehe flower boyfukken faget
I hate women.
I am slightly in favor of women
I like women
I respect wamen
>>33935386>Psalm 91the Lord protects us and through him all things are possible doesn't mean the world isn't rigged against us
>>33935400Why are you wasting your time dwelling on what satan wants you to dwell on dumbassKeep rereading it until you understand it
took lsd and realized im god hallucinating realitytook like 700ug and had a vivid metaphysical experience where i realized i am everything...and nothing.its so surreal because you can never forget this experience.is it possible that a drug exists that can instantly dissolve your ego and show you the highest truth? yes. it really is that simple.
>>33935409I drank two beers and replied to you on /atoga/
thats why im afraid to take hallucinogens because what if i turn into somebody like that faggot
My life will not be complete until the day comes when I rip open my wife's cheap leggings and creampie her while kissing her neck and moaning in her ear
>>33935408
>>33935414He makes the same posts on /x/'s nobody general too kek
sex sounds cool. anybody ever try it? qrd? pros, cons?
>>33934843You can check out all the nudes I collected, but it's mostly cock pics.
Fuck it. If it's my fate to NTR everyone around me, so be it. It's not my fault that these bitches are making advances on me. I'm a victim in all this, too.
My life will not be complete until the day comes when I lose my KHH status (V optional)THEN i can die happy
I hope whatever woman I marry is ok with me being all over her
its funny watching my dick helicopter around in the mirror while i walk lol
I don't mind a small ass as long as its still jiggly and somewhat soft
>>33935356why? If you're prochoice, you shouldnt care about a clump of cells.
>>33935442it's more than a clump of cells and everyone knows it
I can't fathom how people can scream at a TV over sports. It's one thing to celebrate with other people or to get excited, but just yelling when a guy catches or misses catching a ball? This could be applied to a lot of things I only call out sports by name because men screaming like women over football is a common occurrence here.
I wish I could multiply myself and be a wife to everyone
>>33935455ehhh do you dont lolsome of us arent good people
>>33935455What are you like cloneanon?
>>33935449I also don't understand this but I wonder how often it's because the guy has money on the game. It's the only thing I can think of that makes sense but the yelling seems too common for that.
>>33935449i dont knowi dont want to just call them retards because i cant just say like 70% of men are retards butmaybe im just too jaded to care about anything, to mentally invest in something
Sorry for the patriarchy femanons
>>33935449>people can scream at a TV over sportsI don't do this, but I can suddenly scream-sing in the middle of a crowded street if there's a banger chorus in my headphones. I'm a good singer, though.
how can blondes ever compete
>>33935463>>33935467>>33935472What really vexes me is that you are getting this angry over something you have 0 control or influence over. At least with road rage you are an active participant and directly influenced by the outcome, no amount of emotions or yelling will change the pixels on the magic rectangle. Imagine if people in a library just started screaming in joy or anger as they read a book and X happens.
>>33935471Sorry for Party Rocking, but it's Sorry for Patriarchy
>>33935479Are you familiar with the concept of "magical thinking"?
Football is boring, how did it become more popularized than something like bringing back Gladiator matches?
>>33935479It's an emotional outlet for those guys. I'm sure they're also emboldened by the knowledge that they aren't the only person screaming at the TV when they scream at the TV.
>>33935485killing people is illegalbut i dont understand how it became more popular than prizefighting though
>>33935484Not by that term but now that I read what it is, I get the idea. I understand it in terms of prayer or akin stuff but just yelling at a TV? At least do some ritual to make Jamal tackle better or something if you think your thoughts and emotions will influence the outcome. >>33935486Seems like an awful emotional outlet, you are basing your happiness on if other men are going to throw/catch/kick/tackle/sprint better than their opponents. >>33935492You can have weaponized prizefights without death, although in that case "Gladiator matches" isn't an accurate term. We do have things like HEMA for martial arts with actual weapons though.
imagine the hottest woman you know. now imagine her smoking a cigarette. it's a crazy combo but it just might work.
>>33935497cigarettes look badass, shame they will harm you.
>>33935495>Seems like an awful emotional outlet, you are basing your happiness on if other men are going to throw/catch/kick/tackle/sprint better than their opponents.They get to scream either way.This can't be that hard to understand, surely?
>>33935485>FootballEvery time I see this word, I'm always wondering which one, normal, or European?
I posted here a few times about liking a woman who identified as aroace and talked to me about her past relationship. Today she told me she's not sure if she's actually aromantic or if she's just jaded.If she's telling me does that mean she has someone specific in mind? I talk to her basically every day, yet for some reason can't see it being me, but is it wrong for me to have some hope?
>>33935497nahmy dad smoked for as long as i rememberhe's not doing welli dont want to be woken up daily by her coughing in 15 years fuck that
>>33935502I understand the point you are making, yet I find the logic to be lacking. I don't understand the point of view these people have instead of investing into something they can actually influence. Why not take your anger out on a punching bag or in the gym? Or even a ranked video game, where you at least have some agency in the outcome. Leaving your emotions up to a dice roll seems like a stupid idea.>>33935505American Football
>>33935500just puff em, no risk of lung canceryou have to smoke a lot more to get the same effect, also prolonging your fashionability
>>33935516I did not have this sort of restraint when I was a smoker. I French inhaled and smoked unfiltered cigarettes sometimes.
>>33935522thats why i smoke cheap cigarsif i inhale those i get sick and want to vomitcigars mogg cigarettes toour smoking tobbacco designed for women
wait, it's all me experiencing myself?
>>33935514nta but a lot of more passionate sports fans are former (not pro, obvs) players living vicariously.
>>33935542nta but yeahmy dad uncle and grandfather all played in high school and all three blew their fucking knees out and could never play againgrandfather luckily didnt have to go to vietnam because of that lol
MToday I learned that my childhood friend (girl), whom I last saw when I was 9 (over 10 years ago), starred in a few porn videos. Oh well, it actually checks out: we touched each other's genitals first time when we were 6 and intensively kissed from 7. I'm pretty sure if I hadn't moved out with my family, we would've had sex at 11 or something, lol.
>>33935550Links?
Women what would it take to overlook your man having no relationship and sexual experience? And how old is too old to be like this?
>>33934913Based
>>33935552It's paywalled Czech swinger porn.
>>33935554I doubt women care, what they care about is how confident you are. If you let your lack of experience define your interactions, then you will come off as a loser and be pussy repellant. It's all about presentation. Think like a salesman.
>>33935554boobs and beergreat combo haha
>>33935508to add to this it's a friendship that's been going on for 5 years so I went through both her coming out as aroace to now admitting she might not be aromantic. She seems confused which makes me unsure of what to do, but it's something I expected to happen so it's weird that I don't feel prepared for it.
>>33935562>I doubt women careSome do, and I have no doubt in my mind if a woman invited me into her bedroom to have sex I would be nervous as hell>>33935566So true grandpa
>>33935570>Some doOk yeah, some do. There is a "Some" for every quality and you will never be able to appeal to everyone. >if a woman invited me into her bedroom to have sex I would be nervous as hellNaturally, but if a girls inviting you to her bedroom them you are already in. If you find your performance lacking just say how amazing she was and how hot you find her as reasons.
>>33935476
>>33935554You can go when you feel like it. Me personally I would hold off on sexo too because of the meds I am on.
>>33935572I did hear women do find premature ejaculation as a bit of a compliment >>33935576I don't want to hold off I feel I'm getting too old
>>33935577>I did hear women do find premature ejaculation as a bit of a complimentEntirely depends on how you frame it, and it will probably get old quick if you don't make up for it in some way. This is entirely out of my expertise so do your own research and find more credible advisors on the subject, but maybe focus on ways to get her off that don't include your dick so you can make sure she has an enjoyable time even if you don't perform.
>>33935577>I did hear women do find premature ejaculation as a bit of a complimentI've had multiple girlfriends get insecure about our orgasm ratiowhen they're getting off 2-4 times for every one of yours they get the sense they can't satisfy you but I just really like getting a lady off and can last for a while
>>33935582Yeah I'm sure I'd get more comfortable as time went on>>33935585Thank you LooksMaxxed Sigma Rizzler
Anons you and your partner are forced into an ldr due to economic conditions. Wha do you ideas to have to solve the touch deficit?
>>33934913Women hate simps. Every time I see a simp, he never gets anything. There's this girl at my job who's constantly making advances on me, but I don't care about her because she's not my type and she's boring. And she has a simp who is into her, but he chose the friend route or whatever. So every time I come around, she focuses all her attention on me, forgetting that she is in the middle of a conversation with him.
My name is Cat Poster and I’m not having a good time writing tonight.
>>33935476Simple: they dont
>>33935591Regular video calls.Body pillows spritzed with each other's cologne/perfume.Teledildonics.
>>33935593height?
>>33935591Without biweekly conjugal visits there is no making up for it. If you can see each other once every couple weeks, get a couple cats or something.
>>33935591FKilling ourselves so we can be together in heaven
>>33935598I'm 5'9". We're around the same height, maybe I'm an inch taller. I have a nice fuckboy face, tho.
What should I do if I'm never experienced romance at the age of 24? I went through my late teens and early 20s without a partner and am wondering what to do now because it feels like most ppl find a relationship during those years then become an adult.
>>33935597>teledildonicsI think I know what you mean but I’m hesitant to put in my search history.
Do women know we glance back to stare at their ass when they pass us on the street?
I wish there were more concerts in my area. It’s nice seeing a few non normie women who I could potential hit on (but won’t) and I like the smell of weed
Getting subway for lunch again because my gut biome loves me, what should I get this time?
whats your dream carmine is a 1971 ford custom 500 with a 240 inline six and 3 speed on the columnin some earthy color like beige or brown or green
>>33935609Purrhaps
hageen dazs is so good
>>33935606Unironically kill yourself it’s over for you boomer
>>33935618rude
Pseudo intellectual meme word of the year: Galvanize
What happened to jeet spammer did he finally get permmabanned?
>>33935613nta but I'm interpreting this as you enjoying this behavior
>>33935620i dont understand what it means outside of the metal coating
We won bros the jeet is kill now we finally have our board back
>>33935622Never done it Mr anon sir but I am willing to for the right anon or non anon.>>33935620What’s all this then?
>>33935612MA 1974 BMW 2002tii in red or orange.
Is co-starring in a romantasy movie with a Soft Boy Twink what turned her Gay?
>stimulate or shock with an electrical currentWell played anon.
Maybe the doxx video actually worked and someone found him shitting in his parents house and raided the place fucking stupid pajeet trash ESL shouldn’t have been posting here in the first place
>>33935631nah she alwyas had that lesbo physiognomy
>>33935631Her, Eva Green and Sigourney Weaver all look exactly the same
>>33935637yeah they all need to be my wife ahahfuck
>>33935626>Never done it Mr anon sir but I am willing to for the right anon or non anon.I meant it seems like you enjoy being the butt that people are sneaking peeks at, silly.
>>33935640Nah they’re all crazy man
State gender. What’s your view on single moms or dads constantly bringing new random hookups home to the point the children notice? How do you feel about parents who sleep with their child’s (adult child’s) friends?
>33935646gooner question desu
>>33935646F. Please don’t bring the kids into the revolving door of partners. They need stability.
>>33935646I wish I'd grown up with a single mum who pimped me out to her boyfriends and girlfriends that she dated. Then I wouldn't have been a virgin so long.
>>33935652Stability creates weakness. Only in uncertainty is there formed initiative and strength of will.
Men, when your mother worked in an erotic massage parlour when you were growing up, did she ever treat you to her services?
>>33933857It hurts to dream anymore. Relationships are the only thing that make me feel purpose but I'm always alone. Every time I try to find help there's always this social undertone saying that feeling loneliness is something I am wrong for feeling. In fact, everywhere I go it feels like I have to fight against this current just to be ...allowed... to feel a negative emotion. Part of the loneliness is just swimming through the sheer amount of toxic positivity out there just to find the one place that actually validates what you're feeling. It's probably why people so often get caught up in these awful online movements that suck their soul away to push shitty ideologies. They're the only places willing to acknowledge people's pains, if only to harness it for their own selfish purposes.Yes, I do dream of marriage. I dream of a happy life and a happy family, but reality will wake me back up and remind me that it is all a dream and all it ever will be.
Chin up white boy you are so cute
>>33933857Samurai, SamuraiDo you ever dream, wonder whyAt all the anger you have seen?
>>33935655>>33935658Concern
>>33935661Dream on white boyDream on black girlAnd wake up to a brand new day....
>>33935646I support whoring as long as it doesn’t interfere with the lives of the kids. My mom brought guys home regularly and it definitely fucked with me.And if I found out she slept with my peer I’d genuinely think she’s a whore. I don’t even think promiscuous women are whores. Only cheaters. She’d be equivalent to a cheater in my eyes. M
>>33935668One of my best friends had a mother who worked as a stripper and did under the table sexual services for her clients, and she made extra money by inviting her clients to fuck him and film it. Unfortunately that's something I worry about happening when I hear some of these single parent dating stories.
>>33935671Yea. Single parents is the only area of promiscuity I can agree with internet incels about.Granted, I do think single parents should be able to fuck. Just keep it away from the kids as best as possible.
>>33935671This reminds me of that /gif/ real life horror story
Good night anons. I’m locking myself in horny jail tonight.
>>33935661i want to saw my chin off
Being smiled at by Chad physically feels 1000x better than sex with a mid guy.
I’m glad I’m still rent free in his head lmao
>>33935695You’ll never be with Chad. At best you’ll be a hookup.
>>33934951Economic downturns inspire women to be nonsexual outwardly.>the study
>>33935679Your life story is a real life horror story
>>33935036No
>>33935702One time is enough.
M, I dislike the facial features and surname of the actress Florence Pugh. Something about her appearance and name in combination are particularly revolting. Does anyone else here feel this way?
>>33934951[1. It might be your demographic. Where I live everyone supports being your full sexual stuff2. You overestimate how much women want to have sex. Not everyone wants to be running the cock carousel 24/7. Women who’ve fucked hundreds of men are the minority even in sexually supportive nations. tSleeping around also isn’t super easy. You still have to pick sides and make sure thing are safe.
Do you think he is pedophilic?
>>33935713Probably
>>33935100I want to use him for pleasure.
Why do you wiggle your toes and pick your nose?
>>33935717I want to use YOU for pleasure. Show me that pussy and I will lick it like a cup of pudding.
Women, how do you feelAbout men with big foreheads? I have a five head, but I recently it’s gotten long enough hair that it covers most of my forehead. I’ve gotten compliments but mostly from men.
>>33935722I don't like eggheads.
>>33935476By banging them instead of you.
>>33935722May I kiss it?
>>33935724>t. can't compete
>>33935554Um, just don't lie, or try to manipulate me, or feel so bad about my life that you want to commit suicide and leave.
>>33935710I think she is cute
>females have two holes, one for pee and one for sex>males only have one hole for bothit's not fair
Girls, do you need to gain 10lbs or lose 10lbs
>>33935729You do realize a man can be sexed in the bum and mouth
State gendger. Have you ever practised cannibalism?
>>33935731not without going to hell, they can't.
>>33935734That's on you if you actually believe in that crap. Jesus is a top and homophobics like you are his harem of butt boy bottoms.
>>33935732M. Yes. What do you want to know?
>>33935737Is syphilis curable?
>>33935739Yes with 9mm
>>33933321Just like tranny porn, there's a difference between "finding it hot" and specifically seeking it out over possible alternatives.If you prefer a mate that is part horse over a human, that's a concern.
I miss my nigga Pop SmokeWoo
>>33935732Does eating pussy count?
>>33935720I have a suspicion I was sent to the sex shop to awkwardly have to call support in the lingerie section on purpose today. Because now that I saw at least 20 scantily clad women, my pussy made a cum booger. The work assignment ai/support is sexually harassing meeeee.
>>33933391>Only ambiguously somewhat romancecoded characters are hagsWouldn't the term be "nags"?
>>33935751Did he pop smoke?
>>33933397>cute girls with funny earsThe issue is when anons specifically seek out obedient anthropomorphic animal girls rather than, say, literally any other woman. And then attempt to claim that it's perfectly normal and natural.If one were to claim that possession of a large and varied collection of differently shaped phalluses was a perfectly average and mundane thing, I would similarly be skeptical.Cherry picking ones inspired by animals and fixating on them is objectively funny but the argument that it's about the animal and not the shape falls apart with the relevant context.
>>33935730Gain, not 10lbs though
>>33935754>The work assignment ai/support is sexually harassing meeeeeThis nigga works for Big Coom
>>33935739No but medication can suppress the symptoms for roughly 50 years.
Did something traumatic happen to you when you were 10?It would explain why you still act like a 10 year old even now.No wonder you're you're emotionally stunted and act like an a-hole.
>>3393576517 and then that triggered memories of trauma i forgot i even had from when i was like 4
>>33935765Who’re you talking to?
>>33935767You have memories of being R A P E D
>>33935761More?
>be me>26 yr old female autist>everyone hates me and think i'm retarded>go to film school>i'm the funniest one there and the best writer>make a girl in class laugh today>she laughs so hard she lays her head on my shoulderi made it, retards
>>33935771No, like 5lbs. Been working hard and didn’t eat much, but I’m trying!
>>33935770not quite at least i don't think if i was it was by a cute girl
How difficult it is to get a white bf compared to black when I'm black myself?
>>33935775Lovely. Eat well, sleep well, and stay active.
>>33935780Eat, Pray, Love, Wank
>>33935694why
>>33935778Not very? There’s a lot of white guys who like black girlsT. I am one of them
I have a Title IX investigation pending about me because I was reported for stroking my winky. Literally all I did was scratch my nuts while leaving the bathroom because my pubic hair was itchy and dry. How do I correct the record?
>>33935778It's harder for a white girl to get a white bf
>>33935774Happy for you
>>33935782Hapsburg chin, problems with breathing due to all the inbreeding
>>33935765I don't do that I am just terminally scared of being rejected so I don't say anything
>>33935785Yeah, I know, every moid wants a white girl no matter his race
need makima-style abusive and controlling gf
Men, how do you feel about Nritney, Madonna, and Christina Aguilera kissing in 2003?https://youtu.be/Q_NDOksJfcg
>>33935793Wrong
>>33935793Except white men.
>>33935778White people will literally do anything if it means breeding out of their own ethnicity and hastening their own oblivion. Just walk up and ask one.
>>33935795repeal the 19th
>>33935795I am obviously not seeing straight while trying to capitalize that B on britney. >.<
>>33935794No you dont
>>33935765Im def emotionally stunted. Bad social life, moved often, familly full of mental illness.
>>33935802What does anon need cat-chan
>>33935803>Bad social life, moved often, familly full of mental illness.City, County, State. All the same fate.
I think about him all the time. how do i stop.
>>33935807Who
Do women prefer the ginos?The machos, the camaros?
>>33935807Think about this:PLAP
>>33935765nahno trauma, no mental illness, not bulliedjust a loser for literally no reason
>>33935778An Indian man will treat you right, babygirl
>>33935807Develop a new addiction it always works for me
>>33935782its ugly and juts out
>>33935804Only anon can answer that question
>>33935807Why would you want to?
What does it mean if she’s starting to get irritated over meaningless things? I went and bought a waffle maker because I like making custom chocolate chip waffles. She was pissed about it saying we don’t need it. But > we don’t have financial problems> we don’t have space problems (it’s small enough to fit in a cabinet)Multiple things like this have happened over the last few months
>>33935824Stress or resentment would be my guesses
>>33935824>What does it mean if she’s starting to get irritated over meaningless things?She's probably stressed about something else that she hasn't talked about and the smaller things are ways of venting that frustration.
deep voice chad whispering in my ear = instant cum
>>33935829This is a man btw
>>33935830nuh uh
I need more friends where to get them
>>33935793I'm black. My brother's wife is asian. I hang out with mostly asian girls. I dunno if I'll marry one or not yet. My mom has expressed her desire for me to marry a black woman but is now starting to compromise at african woman.
>>33935817so does mine
>>33935824She's starting to realize she doesn't like you
>>33935809An asshole that scared me>>33935811Not helping>>33935815I have zero addictions
>>33935832Um. At the friend store.
>>33935833Why don’t you just go for a blasian?
>>33935765Good morning saar lost your thread making privileges?
How do I find a purpose in life if I have no one to live for?
>>33935843Make one up.
>>33935843You’re supposed to live for yourself, but that would conflict with the virtuous martyr victimhood shit 99% of you have
>>33935838That is perfect them it is about time you get your first one
I need a submissive muscular woman. I think it'd be cool to have a family who all exercises and lifts
>>33935833Bro you’re indian you shit in the street dalit shitskin swarthoid
>>33935845Never heard of that
>>33935846I don't want any
>>33935845?
>>33935845There’s nothing wrong with autism actually it’s a survival mechanism
>tfw no danish bf
What is it like to have normal, loving parents who had the time and money to support all of your dreams
>match with gigastacy >she unmatched before I can screenshot her profile and post it here Baka
>>33935858>normal, loving parentsAwesome>moneyWouldn't know
>>33935860Jeets get the rope so you can't rape.
Women, Would you let your man buy a cheap pack of leggings so he could rip them open before he fucks you?
>>33935865Yeah
>>33935864I’m not Indian lmao but I do love casually raping
>>33935865Hell fucking yes. Even better if he’s rich and can rip Expensive leggings just to buy them back again.
>>33935865Why do you keep talking about this
>>33935875Simos can’t come up with new questions so they spam the same shit for (You)s
>>33935867>>33935870Awesome, good to know>>33935875Because it's really hot
>>33935841If we're gonna go off looks alone, I'd prefer to date a hapa chick than a full asian. I also have a white dad so I think that might mesh well in a funny, but also similar-upbringing kind of way. But I also don't know any blasians at all.
>>33935869Why does everyone think you're Indian lmao
>>33935882He originally said he was indian on /r9k/ and now schizophrenically bounces between races
>>33935882>>33935884And on /fit/ where he posted a selfie, dude is ugly as sin
Do white men actually hate white girls
>>33935886No, we like them.
>>33935858its coolbut i dont have any dreams for them to support
>>33935886Absolutely not
>>33935886No, I’m just disappointed.
>>33935886only white men who look like this
>>33935882Maybe because I shit on them so much god I hate them with upmost contempt
>>33935886We only like HOT white girls, sorry...
>>33935884I’ve never posted on /r9k lol
>>33935780Thank you
Men?
>>33935902*pulls my penis out of the dirt*Yes?
>>33935886i don't hate anyone and only date white girls... just not fat amoral ones
>>33935891why>>33935894:/
>>33935903We... were you... having sex with mother earth?
and let me tell you how hard it is to find a girl that isn't fat, amoral, and actually likes you, and this is as a good looking guywomen are not well these days, especially white women
>>33935902im happyoff work tommorow and visiting a friendthen the weekend i can work on my shitboxmaybe hunt with my cousin sometimegood days
>>33935902Reading saint Augustine
>>33935910notice how i'm not even excluding mental illnessi'm not a unicorn hunter after all (yes i am)
>>33935910What makes a woman amoral
I'm panicking I'm panicking I'm freaking out!!! Why can't life be easy!
>>33935923You don’t love God enough
>>33935921rejecting Jesus Christnot repenting
>>33935921when she doesnt do whatever i say and wont give me blowjobs every time i ask
>>33935829https://voca.ro/1bHukEOkblry
>>33935845>You’re supposed to live for yourselfYou're not wrong but I'm curious as to what you think this means in practice.
>>33935929I’m not particularly interested in explaining myself to you
>>33935843Figure out the one thing that is most important to you. What's the one thing that you wouldn't sacrifice for anything else?
>>33935933Lovebut I don't have that
>>33935910Nah, that’s easy. This is a you problem, incel
Men, how would you like to be able to initeate sexual intimacy?
The wmaf threads on gif make me sad… I want an asian gf, why can’t I :(
Pen is 3 days ungoondd
>>33935937vocel* until marriage
>>33935939I walk up behind her while shes doing something, slap her ass, sling her over my shoulder, walk to the bed and put her down, and sex her
>>33935858>What is it like to have normal, loving parents who had the time and money to support all of your dreamsMy parents weren't normal and were poor but I got all plenty of love, acceptance, and encouragement.It kinda made me uninterested in learning how to adapt to society's bullshit arbitrary nonsense and I became a lonely outcast weirdo instead. To quote my mom "You can't win for losing!"
>>33935932>I’m not particularly interested in explaining myself to youFair enough. Have a pleasant night.
Money is burning a hole in my pocket. Should I buy a 300 Stone Island jacket?
>>33933437Mbroken screen>>33933453alien blood
>>33933500i don't know who that is
>>33935941Whats wrong with white girls
>>33935951buy socks and underwearshits about to hit the fanyou already have enough jackets
Why does it feel like less people have been coming here lately?
>>33935954white girls generally don't act as cute or subservient as asians and they're less corrupted by feminism and misandry so they're much more likely to actually respect and admire you and act feminine
>>33935959probably because less people have been coming here lately
>>33935955I know, I want tech wear that can last in a boog. I do actually need a jacket but $300 is expensive but also what is money when the great reset is tomorrow amirite
>>33935959It's a weeknight, it's just slow
>>33935959Would you want to come here when it’s just namefags and incels spamming the same shit?
>>33935951Redeem it saar
>>33933857i just daydream about trauma bonding with a girl
>>33935959Not sure. Maybe the air of despair.
>>33935802i do tho.
>>33935960nah, asian(-americans) are definitely more corrupted by feminism and misandry in me experiencei have never ever ever ever met an asian woman who wasnt some sjw freakazoid
>>33935970who tf said anything about asian americans?
You *are* moving to Russia on the Shared Values Immigration Program, right, anons?
>>33935972asian-anythings wouldnt be any different i imagineasian-bongland, asian-canasian
>>33935933>the one thingThe Greater Good zealotry? No thanks.
>>33935973yeah if they give me a house(not in siberia) and a wife (not a goldigger)
>>33935975fob or bust asian anythings are fucking cunts
>>33935959it's always been just me and you anon
Everybody is in a cunty mood today
>>33935980Don't say stuff like that unless you want me to love you.
Need a woman who walks around the house wearing only knee high socks and maybe one of my shirts
>>33935985im doing greati hope my jolly rubs off on you he he*furiously strokes penis*
>>33935985I can get sex so easy, but I will abstain.(But I am mad about this)
>>33935986You already love me
you can't "love" anonymous
I’m so bored I’m going to read more catholic doctrine
>>33935993This is really gay if we're both a dude.
>>33935959Myao left
>>33935955>shits about to hit the fanqrd? yes I live under a rock.
>>33935999She left awhile ago how's it just affecting the threads?
>>33936001i threw my turd at the ceiling fanin all honestly i was memeing. nothing ever happens, unironically
>>33936003Swiss left
>>33936003It's been a slow disintegration.
>>33936008>>33936008>>33936008>>33936008>>33936008
>>33935998I'm not a dude
>>33935964Good morning saar
I retreat into sexual paraphilia and fetishes because sincere emotional attachment cuts through me so deeply that it's actually painful in a way I can't find enjoyable. I honestly don't even really like being in "love" at all. I kinda hate it actually. This just me?
>>33936012We're the only ones here, so I guess it's up to us to repopulate.
>>33936021Only if you love me
>>33936028*kisses your forehead*You know I love you.
>>33936034:)
What have I missed anons? I was busy slutting it up tonight
>>33933547it seems to me that the opposite of solipsism is true. 'reality' is collectivized and communized, i.e the result of built-up social experience. consciousness is made from social experience and language. solipsism like stoicism comes along post-hoc to be an internalization and/or privatization of that experience which was originally socially acquired, and had as its focal point material self-realization. stoicism and solipsism represent an epistemology which has 'given up' on such self-realization. the american pragmatists like c.s pierce understood the same distinctions when he asserted that man actually has no privileged access to his own consciousness, for his access to himself is derived from the external world. the fact that he is capable of projecting it inward isn't proof of an inner reality but rather a necessary point of self-generalization, and furthermore if his inward projection of himself diverges too much from any corresponding social existence he becomes functionally insane or mentally ill at any rate.
>>33935976>The Greater Good zealotry? No thanks.What the fuck are you on about?Please don't apply your "anti-dogma" dogma to my wisdom. Thank you.
>>33935959>Why does it feel like less people have been coming here lately>>33935961>probably because less people have been coming here latelyThe question is: Where are they coming?
>>33936007help who tf is swiss-chan
>>33935947If your parents and stepdad loved you, why did they cut your foreskin?
