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Previously on /atoga/ - >>33995962
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>>33999651
Ladies, would you date a fat and balding guy?
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Men, if your gf posted in spaces like this thread, would you want her to trip/namefag so you can look up what she has said? Or is that some lack of trust?
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>>33999657
>not recognizing the posting style of the woman you love
The bar for men is in hell.
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>>33999657
I wouldn't give a shit desu nor would I want to snoop on her posts or whatever, that's invasive imo
I post some mad shit here so I'd stop posting in case she clocked it was me lol. Not that I've anything to hide but she might think why am I dating a loony
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>>33999654
i secretly find men like that attractive
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>>33999667
>making money, being social, doing activities, hobbies, just keeping busy in general and making their life as interesting as possible
I don't do any of these things (well I have hobbies and do grunt/maintenanc work but that's all)
You should never do things to please other people, it's a recipe for unhappiness. Inspiration and meaning will come to you but you can't artificially create it
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>>33999657
I wouldn't want a gf that posts on 4chan
>>33999660
The bar is in hell for men that are tall and hot, rest of the 80% have to jump through hundreds of hoops
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Chess players look like THIS?
Wtf I love chess now uwu, knight to e4
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>>33999672
You sound miserable to be around.
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>>33999668
Hot.
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>>33999673
Aggressively mid
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Men why do you bant and why is it so mean? Do you tell each other later it was jk or is it just unspoken? I am dating a manly guy with all brothers and they are so fucking mean to each other I just stand there awkwardly. My family barely talks and acts fake polite
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>>33999684
The wheat must be separated from the chaff
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How did anyone green light an anime of UbelBlatt? I mean, I'm morbidly curious, but the manga was some of the most fucking disgusting and perverted smut I'd ever read. Not in a fun way, but just random sexual cruelty, titty's, and rape. It was like it was written by a maladjusted /atoga/ poster.
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>>33999674
4chan girls are nasty whores
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Anyone else ever get post depression clarity? How could I ever want and have a child if there is a chance they could ever feel the way I do? How can I want anything if it’s all pointless actually giving up is awesome, I love it
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>>33999694
No
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>>33999683
>mid
You must be fricking trolling lmao she's a swedish stacy
>>33999684
This is honestly one of the reasons why I've typically found it easier to make female friends, a lot of male "banter" just feels unnecessarily harsh and mean-spirited
>>33999688
Not read/seen it kek but a lot of anime adaptations like that stray a lot from the sauce material, I presume they'll tone it down a lot
But also Japan is a weird place and a lot of bizarre rapey shit gets played off as "humour"
>>33999694
>giving up is awesome, I love it
I think you're still depressed and just coping
I think feeling burned out is normal and fine, but mentally reframe it less as giving up on le capitalist dream and focus more on finding peace and aliveness
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Why does being legitimately poor again for the first time in over a decade psychosomatically feel like being physically sick?
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>i'm a moid and this is my art
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>>33999697
Yeah I was at the viewing room at an anime convention where there was this JRPG-esque fantasy anime where there was a recurring gag about some spirit or ghost sidekick character who was on the same side as the protagonist but the "humor" came from him groping women's boobs and scaring them into thinking he was gonna rape them. It wasn't funny or fun. I forget the name of the series but anime has too much of that shit.
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Do women actually like their pussy eaten shit sounds weird
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>>33999706
Fuck yes. It's at least just as weird as a guy wanting his dick sucked.
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>>33999707
Do you all like want men to do it often
Or is it not an obligation
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>>33999706
Yeah. It's not my favorite thing to do in bed but it's generally enjoyable.
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>>33999701
genuinely think it's fucking stupid how nabokov quite rightly said they should never use titillating pictures of lolita to sell the book and then that's exactly what they did (plus films)
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>>33999709
If you couldn't see me, would you want me to give you an anonymous cunnilingus through a glory hole or in the dark? Would you enjoy the pleasure with a stranger as your lover in the night?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiuH2yGQROw
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>>33999700
It's all relative, you get used to having plenty of money and the lifestyle it affords, and now you feel restricted and powerless
Stick with being poor long enough though and you realise freedom and peace is preferable to working and the fast paced modern lifestyle
I used to go clubbing several times a week with friends buying loads of outfits, eating out all the time, travelling etc. just cause I could. Now I'm a brokie and honestly life is better when you get away from all that excess and consumerist bullshit and focus more on the home and what is really important in life
>>33999705
Yeah that sounds pretty fucked up and not funny
I don't mind old ecchi anime like Urusei Yatsura where you have some perverted male character but he's so incompetent and klutzy the women just kick his ass when he tries anything on. I think stuff written by women is better for that comedic balance lol
>>33999701
Holyy
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>>33999651
>sitting at a bar watchin the game and couple shows up next to me, manlet with a gold chain
>hear him say "and when they ask how we met we'll tell them your car broke down and I picked you up"
>trying my best to ignore but he is talking over the tv. Hear him tell her about how he dropped 8k gambling, spent time in prison but its ok he found god
>she leaves with him
I didn't used to be a doomer
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>>33999712
Bro what
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>>33999708
Everyone has their own preferences. I personally love it, but I know women who hate it. And I know women who think it's fine but don't want it as much as other things. You have to ask your gf or whatever when the time comes.
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to every foid I offended and insulted in 2025
Please PLEASE do better so I dont have to do it again in 2026
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>>33999710
J.K. Rowling once called it the greatest love story of all time.
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>>33999701
He did it for the attention it grabs. Kubrick brought light to the elites pedophilic tendencies in Clockwork Orange, Shining, and Eyes Wide Shut too.
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>>33999714
He sounds like a fucking tool lol
Also
>talking over the TV
next time tell the bartender, I would've told him to keep the volume down or gtfo
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>>33999673
Alexandra is hotter
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>>33999712
Ew.
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>>33999718
she really is the greatest midwit of all time
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Did you enjoy how your parents molested your pee pee when you were younger?
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>>33999724
>t. troon
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>>33999727
Oh aye alright then I guess Harry Potter is good after all and Lolita is the world's greatest love story
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>>33999717
Insult me more
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>>33999724
Nta, I don't agree with all her views and think Harry Potter is a bit shite (except this version https://youtu.be/ND2_bOjdoBg?si=ER0peZeSaVLdVMJv), but clearly she's intelligent, I mean she was the first female self-made author to become a billionaire
I do think she's based though for not giving a shit about cancel culture and the like
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>>33999718
She was right.
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>>33999733
I think she's a midwit, not a nitwit.
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>>33999730
Based masochist
>>33999738
I didn't realise there was such a distinction lol
>>33999722
To each their own (she's also hawt though)
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>>33999722
>hides her disgusting mole on her cheek in every vid
Andrea>Anna>>>>>Alexandra
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>>33999657
>would you want her to trip/namefag so you can look up what she has said?
Quite the reverse.
;)

>Or is that some lack of trust?
I'd only want to read her posts out of interest and adoration, not out of trust issues.
The only way forward is to trust. It's not like withholding trust ever helped a relationship or prevented someone from acting poorly.
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>>33999730
the referse psyop wont work on me retard
you fat piece of shit
you cankle hipdip thinlipped short eyelashhaving ass hog
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>>33999741
Alex doesnt have a mole on her cheek retard
and she has sexo hips and is a total freak
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>>33999746
andrea is the freak, imagine getting filtered by a mole
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>>33999748
>literally shocks herself with a shock collar set to maximum because it gets her off
Andrea is fucking basic as it gets. Alex is the freak
Also she doesnt have the voice of a 50 year old chainsmoker
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>>33999684
I joke, I don't bantz.
I'll make a joke terribly making fun of a friend, sometimes it might be mean, but it's funny and they laugh.

The issue is more than half of guys have a below average sense of humor and they think insults are funny because they're insults.
The problem is when guys think they have to bantz to bond with other guys and they all start playing verbal grabass with each other and I walk away.


No offense, but your post made it sound like you also don't have a great sense of humor. Idk.

Friends should be able to laugh at each other and, ideally, themselves. If your friends don't point out the funny side of your failures, struggles, and pain, who will?
Life is too important to take seriously.
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>>33999744
>I'd only want to read her posts out of interest
That's pretty much what he said. I just want any affirmation that it's not a lack of trust that he suggested it.
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>>33999750
she did what
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>>33999755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeLb8JB9XuM
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Lets play a game
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I feel so pathetic admitting that Covid ruined my life. Why was my path so fragile and why did other people do fine or even benefit from it
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>>33999759
Which one, skribbl or something? I would but might have to go work soon D:
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>>33999761
Because you followed the hysteria, bandwagon, a lot of people got affected by coofid.
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>>33999761
Same
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I rule the thread now. Everyone is gone, I can do whatever I want. Do you dream of unchecked power?
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All foids have left atoga
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>>33999770
I’m here
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>>33999770
>it's another shrek party
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>>33999771
I meant actual foids, not foid(moid)
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>>33999773
You guys hate me
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Would you date a girl with a bony forehead? I have like lumps and shit that make me look like a Neanderthal. I bet the retarded doctor when I was born grabbed my skull too hard and deformed me for life
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>>33999774
Nta
I'll show you pity love femanon, some of us aren't bad people
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>>33999775
Yeah sure lol
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>>33999770
I'm here, I'm sending out my "pls pay me" emails for the month :(
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>>33999774
yeah thats how it us for us
>>33999775
what the fuck is a bony forehead
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>>33999775
Googled it, looks like a disability, sorry nah
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Do girls with BPD get hated in colleges/wherever they go
Bc idk how other people treat them
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>>33999781
Can I see
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>>33999775
You mean like eyebrow ridges? Women will find literally anything to be insecure about baka
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>>33999786
No, I have indents next to my temples
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>>33999746
>Alex doesnt have a mole on her cheek retard
She does, you fucking retarded simp.
That's why every pic of her is from the same angle and why she hides her right side in vids. It's a bumpy disgusting mole.
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>>33999784
People are treated kindly until they cause problems. There isn't a floating "bpd" above their head
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>>33999789
Aight
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>>33999788
>he's making this much of a deal of a simple beauty mark
you're a fucking baby
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>>33999787
Like on the corners of the forehead? Doesn't everybody have those? Youre sd your cranium isn't a perfect sphere? Lmao
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>>33999792
Everyone else has nice smooth foreheads mine is huge and has bumps on it
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>>33999791
You need to apologize. If you're gonna simp, do it right.
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Are there foid websites i could visit because reading woman cat drama sounds fun
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>>33999779
what do you do?
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>>33999796
Speech therapy and a little bit of teaching at a college.
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>>33999794
no
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>>33999793
Guess you'll have to move into a cave then. Bet youd look good wearing animal skins and a loincloth femanon
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>>33999793
do you have horns?
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Alex seems like she's Chad-only
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>>33999775
>tfw talking to a fucking goat demon right now
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>>33999810
both of the botez sisters are attractive romanians
they're both genetically gold diggers
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>>33999808
It literally looks like I’m about to have them grow out from my face
>>33999811
You are so mean it’s not funny I never even had a chance at life
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Gurls are you milk maxxing to be as fertile as possible for chad
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>>33999787
Nta I have those too naturally, but one side is noticeably bigger because I fell down some stone steps as a kid
Its noticeable only if it point it out
You probably look fine
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>>33999813
Why do you come here every day and cry for attention and pity over how ugly and stupid you are and then expect any other kind of response from people
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>>33999817
Did that hurt?
>>33999818
Because I hate you and want to piss you off
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>>33999818
Too many picrels itt
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>>33999821
I love doing that
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>>33999820
I was so young I can't remember. I mean probably yeah if I hit my head hard enough to "bruise" the bone to make it grow thicker
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can an empty shell, barely-human guy ever find a gf? i have an almost inhuman level of cynism that i don't think will ever be matched by anyone else. idk what to do about that.
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>>33999801
Kek, you can see the bump mole right there.
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>>33999821
Wow this is literally me, I look exactly like this and I own this exact shirt, and I say exactly this.
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>>33999827
keep being empty-shelled and bearly-human
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>>33999761
how did it ruin your life?
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i love chadlet
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I want to buy femanons vibrators for Christmas. I love spoiling egirls.
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>>33999831
Lost my job and became incredibly isolated
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>>33999837
I already have 2
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>>33999657
>if your gf posted in spaces like this thread
that's a disqualifier

>>33999684
both sexes tend to be mean spirited with banter, but yeah I don't really care for it, would rather build my friends up instead. unfortunately this makes me the target of bullying frequently.

>>33999827
you can overcompensate by getting into fitness and fashion. bpdemons and psychopaths of both genders get SOs, you can too
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Gender
How do you think you’ll die?
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>>33999827
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RTXt93-jD4o
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>>33999838
hm. have you got a new job since?
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>>33999844
Is that fucking Yautja language on the cover.
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>>33999843
some unhinged moid will likely kill me
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>>33999843
probably in a corner somewhere, alone and forgotten
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>>33999843
I am an unhinged moid who will kill this person in specific >>33999847 in a murder suicide on 01/28/2026.
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>>33999837
I’ll throw it out
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>>33999843
Hopefully a heart attack during the greatest orgasm ive ever had
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>4 more weeks before getting wasted with the homeboys at new years eve
what are you doing on new years eve?
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>>33999855
I'll be alone at home.
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Women, would you date a guy with penile?
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>>33999855
Class will be ending this semester for me. Really regretting going back to school.
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>>33999860
Shut the fuck up
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>>33999843
As much as I resent the thought of it? By my own hand within the decade if we're talking the highest probability.
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>>33999851
wouldn't you want to be able to enjoy that?
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>>33999843
I don't know.
But I hope i die surrounded by friends and family.
And I want my last words to be a fake secret that'll keep the rest of the goofballs awake for the rest of their lives.
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>>33999855
>what are you doing on new years eve?
probably stay with mom,
dad passed away in april, this is her first christmas / new year eve without dad so I'd stay home
homies will have to wait
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My classmate is talking about how she “rescued” a “stray” snapping turtle
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>>33999770
I wanted to post him but you guys won't let me.
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>>33999843
I’m going to build myself a guiliotine to an hero in a year
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>>33999855
Nothing
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>>33999869
why are jealous of a hero
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>>33999870
Never let Charlie use a grinder again
Fuck that pic is giving me anxiety
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>>33999862
How long were you out of school? You went for bachelor's? And what subject?
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girls or boys
>you're in a relationship
>but you also have an opposite gender best friend that you're secretly in love with
how would you flirt without crossing the line?
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2030 2030 2030
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>>33999875
It wasn’t a stray, it was a wild turtle. I’ve never heard of a pet snapping turtle.
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>>33999867
Sorry for your loss.
God bless you, anon.
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>>33999876
It gives me anxiety too. <3
His gorgeous hair could have been caught.
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>>33999883
thanks, fren
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Why am I addicted to dressing ugly, having no swag, and zero charisma
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>>33999886
Autisms dress for comfort.
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I wish I looked like young Kishibe.
This also has the added benefit of looking like older Kishibe when I age.
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>>33999884
Nah its going to fly out of his hands at any second
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>>33999887
diff anon but I always hated clothes with weird textures on them, I would just refuse to wear them.
ESPECIALLY tags on clothes.
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>>33999880
M
I wouldn't, I'm not a scumbag.
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How am I supposed to compete with her toys?
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>>33999895
Which ones
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>>33999895
Toys can't cook dinner
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>>33999869
>>33999875
>went on a cruise to a chain of islands
>notice some kid is picking up the native hermit crabs from the shallows and putting them in a cup
>we travel miles away from that island before I hear the kid ask what to do with the crabs
>their idiot mom told her to just toss them into the water
>I have to watch as this kid essentially kills them by dumping them into very deep, very cold water far away from their home
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>>33999694
The isn't clarity. That's the depression talking, goofball
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>>33999895
John Henry won against a steam powered drill.
He never gave up.
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>>33999877
Im mid 20s and went back out of sheer boredom with life. Studying electrical engineering. Not struggling so much as the raw workload is kinda breaking my ass.
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>>33999657
What this guy said: >>33999660
I wouldn't need her to if I wanted to trawl through her post history.

I do think that asking someone to namefag for me demonstrates a lack of trust.
It would also amount to me asking a woman to basically deprive herself of one of this website's best features.
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>>33999895
How dis make u feel, humanboi? U kno ur gurl want dat BIG PLASTIC COCK!
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>>33999895
Dirty talk, manhandling her, kissing her nipples. Unless she's got the full gooner set-up toys can't do that stuff.
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>>33999880
F You don't flirt with people if you can't be with them
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>>33999898
>Toys can't cook dinner
I actually can, mistress.
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>>33999684
My friends and I say absolutely heinous things to one another. The only real "off limits" stuff is insulting eachothers wives etc. Anything directly pertaining to the person is fair game, no one ever gets upset and it actually helps let off steam. It makes the bonds feel much closer if you can get some quality bants going.
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>>33999869
aww he's smiling
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>>33999849
i'm special enough to get a suicide? :D
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>>33999880
M
I wouldn't. If I found myself genuinely in love with someone other than my girlfriend, I'd break up with her.
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>>33999886
My little sister would do this when she was fat. She'd purposefully buy ugly, clownish clothes.
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>>33999701
One of the most well written and intelligent explorations of perverse psychology ever written, yes.
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>>33999895
you see the world as tournament ground where there are winners and losers, and you make everything into a competition, and this is why you will never be happy.
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>>33999881
If only you knew how bad things will be
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>>33999929
I won’t know because it’ll all be over
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>>33999880
Learn what love and loyalty both mean and stop being a subhuman cretin.
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>>33999932
Keep fighting, faggot.
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>>33999933
Anon brings great dishonor and shame to all catposters with that post.
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>>33999934
No :)
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>>33999924
is it truly written well if most people didn't get the point, didn't understand it, and regularly bastardize the text in interpretations?
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>>33999929
is that the year america will no longer be white? updated count? love to hear it
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>>33999937
Not them, but yes.
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How bad is it if my bf masturbates to women of other ethnicities
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>>33999881
Nothing ever happens
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>>>/wsg/6037464
Can somebody watch this sound on and tell me if I'm crazy for laughing at it for like 10 mins now?
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>>33999880
I wouldn’t but I also wouldn’t stop hanging out with friend
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>>33999943
I wouldn't do it personally.
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>>33999937
Yes. The audience is often wrong.
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>>33999934
Being a neet on 4chan isn't fighting
Hes already given up the moment he turned sixteen without a job
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>>33999914
I flirt with femanons even though I can't be with you.
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>>33999943
it's based
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I'm under six feet tall..
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>>33999944
Then I’ll do 2028
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>>33999953
It's ok, I know you're not serious
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>everything men do is for pussy
There are so many people on the on self improvement train the past two decades it's unreal, and I'm not talking about gym because many of them don't even hit the gym but instead do other activities, I'm talking about making money, being social, doing activities, hobbies, just keeping busy in general and making their life as interesting as possible to attract pussy. They are doing all that for pussy, constantly chasing a better looking pussy, younger, fresher, etc. until eventually they find one they are satisfied with so they can fertilize it but even then many of them continue to chase pussy on the side. Some of these boomers are 70+ and still chase pussy, that's right many divorced boomers have girlfriends, just look at that tremendous Eastwood faggot who found a new pussy at 70 or 80 and married for the 6th time. Not to mention famous chads like Julio Iglesias who had thousands of pussies throughout his life.
All that self-improvement, customs, social mores, hobbies, cultural events and other activities people do is to attract pussy so they can breed the next generation of goyim cattle and feel desired, loved and appreciated by their pussy and progeny.
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>>33999956
And I wanna be six feet under
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>>33999835
How tall are you?
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>>33999880
i wouldn't be in a relationship if i was "in love" with someone else. but love is two sided. if it isn't mutual, it's just infatuation.
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>>33999943
You should be upset that he's jerking it to other women, not the color of said women.
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>>33999880
Cut the friend out of my life forever
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>>33999958
I wish I had A10 eyes
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I hear a lot of men say how they realized years later “she was hitting on me”. Is this just delusion or do men actually feel like they’ve missed a bunch of easy opportunities ?
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Does woman on male abuse actually happen or is that just a trope
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I be chasing that nut like a squirrel on GOD
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>>33999684
>My family barely talks and acts fake polite
The ugly truth is better than a beautiful lie, people say. And there's a grain of truth in every joke.
Jokes help people process the harsh world around them, at least better than toxic positivity does, and also show and practice trust in the good intentions of their friends, no matter how offensive they may act.
Here's a good example of that: https://youtu.be/jxIgcpmuTWo
>>33999752
>Life is too important to take seriously.
He misspelled "Wife", by the way.
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>>33999968
I missed so many opportunities :/
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Got my toes in the water, ass in the sand
Not a worry in the world, cold beer in my hand
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>>33999969
it happens but the implications are different due to massive strength differences and social ramifications. so the nature of it isn't identical
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>>33999892
Do you have autism? Is that what you're saying?
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>>33999975
everyone on this website has autism
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>>33999843
M
I don't want to die
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>>33999975
I don't have an official diagnosis so I won't say that I do in plain terms, but I certainly exhibit many symptoms and have since childhood.
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>>33999967
A40 or a50 looks much better
Deep blue > pale blue
People only meme about a10 because its on the top of the chart
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>>33999969
Pic related says it doesn't
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>>33999968
At least 2
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>>33999843
M, suicide or overdose
>>33999855
Not made plans, will be with the housemates though so they'll probably have some friends over and have a party
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>>33999968
I wouldn't say a bunch but I know it's happened to me because it was made explicitly clear later on.
>be chopped retarded fat guy
>lose weight, still virgin obviously due to the other two aspects
>on a group outing with people and mutual friend talks to me a lot, sits next to me and asks about what im doing at work
>eventually asks me if I have plans that weekend
>"no I'll probably just go to the gym and maybe draw a little bit."
>days later, 2 people from our group ask me why I "turned her down" to my total confusion
>apparently she'd asked if I was single before we went out that evening
I'm sure many men tell themselves that this happens because it feels nice and is thus easier to entertain as a possibility. But some of us truly are touch and intimacy starved to a point where basic social cues completely go over our heads.
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>>33999981
if you actually read the book you would know he says that it does happen, but because his expertise and experience is working specifically with men with anger issues, that's what he wrote the book about. you are fucking retarded.
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>>33999855
Depends. I'm getting a hair transplant on the 8th so if I have to quit drinking a mere week before the operation I'll be fine -- but if I have to quit two weeks beforehand I'm fucked.
>>33999880
girliepop...it's over
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>>33999979
Same, one of my therapists said a diagnosis wouldn't help me.
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>>33999974
What does it look like then? Is it just emotional or what?
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>>33999980
I've met a dude with a10 eyes, he had brown skin (very dark for a Med) and his eyes always creeped me out
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>>33999984
>But some of us truly are touch and intimacy starved to a point where basic social cues completely go over our heads.
This.
It's hard to know something you never experience.
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>>33999969
It does, but it usually isn't physical abuse.
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>>33999968
Honestly this has never happened to me. Ive never been hit on or flirted with, so beleiveing that I "just didn't notice is bro" is a cope
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>>33999985
>if you actually read the book
I did read it, gtfo idiot
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>>33999969
Rejection is abuse, so yes.
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>>33999976
Nah, a lot of us are just depressed and anxious.
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>>33999968
its a lot of delusion + nostalgia, if you went back in time and saw the interactions from a third party perspective you'd see the delulu instantly
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>>33999989
Too much contrast, but even on pale people a10 looks weird. Chuds just idolize it for some reason in spite of Hitler having dark blue eyes too
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Men are checking out of society at an alarming rate
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Sexes for blonde and cute winter girls!! <3
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>>33999967
I wish I could look into his eyes and say this.
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I watched a porn that was like a casting thing, and the girl told the guy at the beginning "I'll do anything you want," so he said "Piss yourself. Piss yourself right now. I won't believe you'll do anything I want until you do that." And the girl didn't want to and she said no, so the guy picked on her for not doing it for the rest of the scene.

Girls, what do you think of this?
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The Oxford study promised me an Asian gf. Where is she?
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>>33999999
Blondes are for summer, brunettes for winter. Its a scientific fact
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>>33999651
Why are you women so evil
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>>33999654
>fat
So long as it doesn't go off the rails to the point where he has medical issues and refuses to improve his health, I'll give them a chance.

>>33999693
On one hand, that's a majority of women. On the other hand, 4chan is where people are free to be brutally honest.

>>33999784
I'm sure plenty of normalfags harbor a shared secret hatred of many cunts in spite of polite society giving women the red carpet treatment. There's always a weak link somewhere in the chain of tolerance. Look at all the NIMBY liberals that live in gated communities and kicked out those illegals that got dumped in Martha's Vineyard, for instance.

>>33999843
F
Hopefully in peace with my loved ones like most people yearn for, if I haven't taken a bad fall after being possibly blinded by my genetic macular degeneration.
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>>33999904
I'm not black
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What is the easiest way to have a mix4; friend group? I don’t know why, but every woman I know only really hangs out with woman, same for the males. People said to befriend women but I’m more of an acquaintance when you think about it.
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>>34000002
Weirded out
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>>34000003
Link to Oxford study
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my fucking left boob hurts just kill m now
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Plap?
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>>34000005
Moids made me evil
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Femanons, is a man being into pro wrestling cringe?
I really like it and now I'd actually like to try and become a professional wrestler, but I wonder if women still think it's the bottom of the barrel of hobbies a man could have
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>>34000007
Neither was John Henry technically
That was just made up for the Disney movie
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>>34000013
I did no such thing
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>>33999988
i'm a woman, i've never dated an abusive woman, and i've never sought out literature about abusive women. but from talking to friends and my boyfriend who's been abused it seems like a lot of manipulation, guilt, and physical attacks that can't be responded to without either escalating into a fight or somehow leaving marks that will be misconstrued. like for example she goes to hit you so you grab her wrist, now she has a bruise. it now looks like you are the abuser.
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>>34000008
To have a mixed* friend group
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>>33999997
I thought he had full on brown eyes.
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>>33999943
Women refused to stop letting in competing races therefore you deserve to get cucked even harder than men, develop a cuckquean fetish for big nubian women fucking your boyfriend is my recommendation.
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>>34000013
It's their default programming
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>>34000014
nowadays i think its more accepted by women and children than ever before. not a femanon btw but i think the work and damage you do to your body is not worth the salary and it really prohibits you from having any sort of social or family life, but who am I to stop you from following your dreams.
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>>33999998
>Bart, I don't want to alarm you...
>but there may be an anima or animae in the void!
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>>34000008
I join a leisure team sport club (basketball) and traditional folk dancing
made tons of both gender frens
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>>34000004
Blondes are for 365 (and brunettes ofc <3)
>>34000006
>haven't taken a bad fall
Ouch, hope you get well soon anon
>>34000008
Idk hang out with normies or gay dudes lol, in my partying days my main groups were pretty mixed
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>>34000006
So that means you prefer skinny guys. Why the fuck do I even bother? Girls hate fat guys
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>>34000014
f here. grew up watching wwe with my senpai and would think it was really funny to date an amateur or professional wrestler. i mean, it's the stagey one right? having a creative and athletic hobby/career is attractive
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>>33999989
Yeah mine are close to A10 and people have said I have crazy or "intense" eyes lol
>>33999967
Not all it's cracked up to be, they're really sensitive to sunlight also
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>>33999895
Whynotboth.gif
Avoid at all costs if she's got one of those 3-meter-long Bad Dragon horse/tentacle dildos

>>33999904
Ooh, that's a good inspirational comparison.

>>33999969
Much more than society wants you to think, but like the other Anon said, it's usually in a social/emotional "lol men are idiots" context.

>>34000002
Don't let your mouth write a check that your ass can't cash out, in this case figuratively and literally.
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>>34000014
I'd watch him be a lil ray mysterio.
It could be his gomez adams thing.
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>>34000023
Your pasta is cringe and probably also proves my point, evil moid
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>>34000029
Really? Basketball is literally my favorite sport. Granted I’m not in a club, I just play pickup at gyms or parks, and it’s usually a sausage fest .
Dancing sounds like a good idea.
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>>34000008
hang out with bi/gay people
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How did we psyop women into giving up their sexuality, their trump card above men, so willingly?
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question for either guys or girls, what is the best response when friends are spreading harmful rumors about you?
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>>34000042
get new friends
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>>34000042
Stab them.
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>>33999976
I think a lot of people here are just neurodivergent in general
>>34000042
They sound like shitty friends, cut em off
Without evidence they're just rumours and will hopefully blow over, only midwits believe baseless gossip
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>>34000041
if only every man was a worthless gooner like you
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>>34000042
shut up, be silent, leave the group, get better friends
t. male
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>>34000042
Get up and leave, they're not and have never been your friends
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>>34000042
Ask them why they are doing this and depending on their answer cut them off cold turkey or let them know how retarded they are and to stop.
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>>34000042
Ditch them and make new friends.
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>>34000051
cutting them off cold turkey is the hard part
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>>34000034
Lol, the indie wrestlers will be lucky to get 100 for a night.
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>>33999969
Only when its emotional and the man is simply such a doormat that he endures the mistreatment solely so he can have some sense of love. Cant speak for others but even when she would get physical with blunt objects around the apartment I would still beg her not to leave if she threatened to.
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>>33999968
Some cases might just be wishful thinking, but prolly legit in many cases
I asked out one girl who I realised might've been hitting on me in highschool and we went on a date
Also if a friend was like "so and so used to have a thing for you" and then I thought back to some interactions years ago and it made sense
But yeah for the most part delululu
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>>34000053
It's never been for me, I figure if they do something like that then I was never friends with the real them anyways.
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>>33999657
We dont want more annoying namefags
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>>34000014
Not really considering it's been mainstream since the early 80s and already had a female niche.

>>34000030
I haven't lol, that was just a hypothetical scenario when I was thinking about what runs in my family.

>>34000032
I never said I only preferred skinny guys, m8. Fat is fine. Being a fat asshole like the 600 Pound Life stars who drove away their loved ones and consequently died fatter and alone aren't.

>>34000042
Ditch 'em. Women are cattier depending on the degree of spite, but it's not worth being a sheep over knowing those nasty girls will get turned against themselves. I learned that the hard way throughout 3rd grade and 6th grade.
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>>34000042
How does this even work past college? Usually social circles are so small that your friends have to know you well, and if they believe shitty rumors they were probably never your friend in the first place/ let alone having a friend that spreads rumors on you.

If you have a big social network or are in school, beat the shit out of them for lying/
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>>34000057
its moving on, idk what to do and i think of them too long
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>>34000053
It is hard, but if these people are really constantly talking shit about you behind your back, you're better off without them.
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>>34000043
>>34000046
>>34000047
>>34000049
>>34000050
>>34000051
>>34000052
Thanks for the replies, I am seriously considering it but this will be hard for me to do since they're really my only set of friends and I've known them all over 15 years at this point, but what they are saying is harmful and I fear may hold me back so it must be done
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>tfw my female colleague is covering my shift tonight so I can stay home and sleep instead
Thank you foids for your service
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i'm watching a movie today :D do you like horror movies, gender?
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>>34000063
It's just gonna take some time to move on.
Easier said than done, but don't beat yourself up over this. I felt like a fucking dope when I realized one of my old friends kept me around just to talk shit about me whenever my back was turned, but I came to realize that said much more about them than it did about me.
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>>34000024
>but i think the work and damage you do to your body is not worth the salary and it really prohibits you from having any sort of social or family life, but who am I to stop you from following your dreams.
Modern wrestlers don't take chair shots to the head and they have a more strict drugs policy now. Schedules are less strict also and if it's a good company, they pay for the hotels and travel. It's the old wrestlers who got screwed the most.
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>>34000067
A lot of us have been there, I'm sure.
A lot of the friends we make in our youth are products of where we went to school, and it's only natural to outgrow a lot of them.
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>>33999830
don't seem to have a choice at this point
>>33999842
>you can overcompensate by getting into fitness and fashion. bpdemons and psychopaths of both genders get SOs, you can too
i'm not so sure i can compensate. i seem to love people in a way that they can't ever reciprocate back, and i don't think there is any compensating for that.
>>33999844
no. it is not by accident i've become this way. i don't detest people but i detest humanity and i want no part in it. i have friends and people i need to look over, otherwise i would abandon society altogether, i would just rather be an army of two than an army of one.
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>>34000067
faced a very similar thing
its taking a year or so to forget everything
idk how to distract myself because i barely have any hobbies and neeting
>>34000070
yeah i felt like the friend group used to be a lot better until we invited more and more people and it got worse. hope you are better now bro.
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So I’ve been uploading photos to social media after 6 years of no usage. I’m doing pretty well for myself now , especially financially and physically. I’ve been getting DMs from lots of old friends (they weren’t bad people, we just stopped talking naturally as our lives went into different paths), but I don’t genuinely think I was close with most of them outside of a handful, mostly men.
This begs the question, men, how willing are you to spend money to get laid? A lot of these DMs are coming from female friends and I’m sure it’s not purely because I look better physically.
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>>34000019
That's a common misconception
Idk if its a psyop or not
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>>34000078
>This begs the question, men, how willing are you to spend money to get laid?
Not very willing at all, but I'm someone who doesn't have any interest in casual sex. I'm sure men who do feel differently.
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>>34000069
F and yes, especially if they're campy or equal opportunists with nudity (nothing to do with "muh soggy knees", I just appreciate the lax attitudes). They've been oversaturated as hell since the early 2010s, though.
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I wonder how those guys who took the picture pointing at the plant based chicken tenders feel about being memed into oblivion
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>>34000078
Okay so ive been to an SEA country and there were rates from 50$ which was the minimum and you got them from transvestities, etc.
The average was around 200$ - 600$
There're a lot of communities around people rating people being laid, and they rate a lot of the prostitutes involved and rank them
Most of it's not worth it because they usually are for about an hour
If I hired someone, I'd probably pay around 265$ because it sounds alright
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>>34000077
>yeah i felt like the friend group used to be a lot better until we invited more and more people and it got worse.
That's pretty much what happened in mine too, yup. I got lower and lower on the totem pole with each new addition to the group.
>hope you are better now bro.
For sure. I only have one close friend these days, but we're true friends. We've kept in touch even though we live nowhere near each other anymore.
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>>34000062
Writing this out I realize how insane this all is, but I will post the context. I went on vacation with these guys to a different country and they are baselessly saying that I was going out and sleeping with escorts which is false and illegal in both my home country and the place I visited. At first I thought they were joking so I was playing along, but it's causing other mutual acquaintances to believe it and treat me a lot more negatively over it, and now I think they have even gaslit themselves into believing it too. It's such an insane mess that I just want to check out but like I said, this is my only real group of friends I've managed to hold since college.

>>34000077
Yeah I'm right there with you regarding hobbies

>>34000074
It's not even outgrowing them, these have been my adult life friends but they've been acting up and are being really catty lately. I guess part of it is my fault for playing into it a bit.
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Men, Thoughts on this?
Would you date her?
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>>34000011
What happened?
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>>34000090
YES
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State gender
Are you cool with your partner posting nudes/maturbation videos on /soc/ or reddit or similar sites?
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>>34000090
That’s a man
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>>34000086
Honestly, it does sound like you're outgrowing them. They sound like a bunch of douche bags.
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>>34000078
Motherfucker, they forgot about you until they saw your pictures on their feed and thought "oh shit! I remember him! He's cool, let's see what he's up to". Not everything is some kind of sex transaction

Anyway, I am 0% willing to spend money to get laid. The only way I'd possibly be into it would be as a fetish thing, because the thought of paying an acquaintance or friend for sex does sound hot. But some fetishes are meant to be kept pretend. I would be stooping low to actually pay an acquaintance to fuck me.
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>>34000090
If she let me live in Takayama with her, then sure
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>>34000094
M
No and I'd break up over that
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>>34000090
Nah I'm not attracted to Asians
The /cgl/ shit doesn't bother me though
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>>34000094
M
Yea, sounds h
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>>34000094
No? I wouldn’t even date her if she did that in the past and stopped doing it before she met me.
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>>34000094
M
No.
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>>34000095
That's a man???
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>>34000082
>muh soggy knees
Millennial femanon spotted :)
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Men, if every women was consenting and in on it, would you like to hang around an office where beautiful women pretend to work and you can just walk around touching their breasts and pussies?
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>>34000108
Sure?
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>>34000083
I have to assume it was easy for them to laugh along with it since they were striking an intentionally silly pose to begin with.
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>>34000094
M
I wouldn't be okay with my partner starting to post nudes etc. after we were already in a relationship.
If I met a girl who really struck me in the heart and happened to be a softcore porn star then maybe I'd think that sort of thing wasn't such a big deal after all. I definitely wouldn't be okay with sex though (with men or women). I'm not interested in the poly life.
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>>34000106
Probably not
Du
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>>34000108
Probably not. I want a wife, and I don't imagine that would make her very happy.
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Im talking to this girl. She doesn't seem disinterested when I start a conversation. Her body language seems to denote interest and she seems to engage and add to prolong pir discussions but has never taken the initiative to begin a conversation with me. What does this mean?
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>>34000094
F
Not really, and I'm well aware men would never tolerate that shit with a serious girlfriend/wife.
>reddit
Hell no!
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M
I really want to get beat up by a tall, athletic woman. How do I remove this poison from my brain so I can desire a normal, healthy relationship?
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>>34000108
>Touching.
Why? So I can please myself to it? Why not just stay at home and watch porn without the cost of travel?
Dumb hornyposter..
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>>34000116
>well aware men would never tolerate that shit with a serious girlfriend/wife.
I would
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>>34000108
No
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>>34000108
Only if you're there, femanon.
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>>34000117
Never use the internet again, unironically
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>be femanon named Anna
>2 weeks with bf
>meet bf parents
>bf lives with his parents
>not the first time in their home
>they said ohh you must be Barbara. The girl from last week
>Barbara is the neighbor my bf swears its just nothing despite he always smiles with they bump into each other
What should I think about it?
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>>34000117
>How do I remove this poison from my brain
Gunshot wound.
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>December already
https://youtu.be/f7EooJTptOE
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>>34000116
>men would never tolerate that shit with a serious girlfriend/wife.
There are thousands of hotwives
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>>34000128
I'm slightly suspicious that they don't recognize their neighbor. Do you look similar?
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>>34000128
We dont think for you. Come to your own conclusion based on your own experiences
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>>34000090
This is a 48 year old man btw..
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I wanna yap about a moid related issue but gioyc is dead af
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Girls
Lets say you found out your bf top 10 pornstars and most of them look like you in both face and body
Is this a redflag?
Would she get mad?
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Femanon, could (You) be my Tomboy Tradwife Domme? I'm looking for something serious.
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>>34000082
epic. do u have a favorite?
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>>34000142
>>34000090
>>34000095
What's wrong with you people?
That's a *cat*.
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>>34000146
i cant imagine tomboy types want men into being dommed
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>>34000146
You lost me at the domme part
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>>34000143
Do it here then, fuck it
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>>33999753
>That's pretty much what he said. I just want any affirmation that it's not a lack of trust that he suggested it.
If he volunteered that then it's probably genuine interest in you rather than lack of trust.
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>>33999945
Anyone want to answer?
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>>34000108
But then no work would be done!
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What’s the best thing to do? I’ve gone on dates with this girl, had her in my house, slept with her. I slept over at her house for the weekend and she’s a pretty shitty pet owner. Not physically abusive but the dog is obsese and probably hasn’t seen actual exercise in years. Should I just ditch her or try to make her become a better owner?
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>>34000155
Try to figure out if she's willing to improve
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>>34000146
Any woman that likes to domme is a sadist.
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>>34000146
>lists 3 mutually exclusive traits
Lay off the porn, bud
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>>34000107
Figured someone would catch on eventually.

>>34000114
This is interesting given I've watched some videos talking about those stupid Tiktok "orange peel" and "I saw a bird" shit tests yesterday. Women are complex. They're social with friends, but passive with loved ones. I'd say start with something unusual you've seen/read recently (it can be a good or bad unusual), and build it up from there seeing where it branches off to or if she's got something related to say herself. You're not just encouraging her intriguement, but you're also telling a story.

>>34000134
True. I should've specified the men who aren't total spineless cucks who reap what they sow.

>>34000147
Pieces (1982)
Chopping Mall (1986)
Cheerleader Camp (1988)
Most Italian horror

>>34000117
Lift and "lumberjack" her (overpower her in strength and sex) to show dominance.
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>>34000157
true. but many men are masochists so it balances out.
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hiiii, I'm gay, AMA
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>>34000094
Sure
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>>34000146
Most retarded unholy combo for a woman you can think of yet. Congrats
>>34000150
How do you even pull of being a tomboy tradwife unless you live on a farm. .
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>>34000159
thanks for the recs
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>>33999971
>He misspelled "Wife", by the way.
Finally, an actually clever and funny jab at me!
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>>34000161
The problem is that with dom/sub dynamics, the dom has a responsibility to the sub. Female doms though truly just hate men and want to hurt them.
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>>34000145
It's a red flag that he's watching that much porn. I do expect him to like women who look like me, because I'm hot to him.

>>34000128
They're telling you that your bf is a whore.
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>>34000159
Is this Korra?
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>>34000128
M
I think you should ask your boyfriend what the fuck he was doing with Barbara at his parents' house last week.
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>>33999937
>>33999701
Funny enough its a perverse love story from both sides
>old geezer sex addict deluded into her tomboy quirky is stepdaughter liking him is worth enduring her trailer trash mom
>daddy issues trailer trash daughter wanting to get rid of her mother in order to make it
>retarded desperate single mother ignoring her homeless boyfriend obsession with her daughter
Its perverse and degenerate from every side but everyone cope in order to pretend to be happy
In fact it feels most of the story would have been the same with the girl would have befriended a high school mustang driving jock
The girl was forced to mature in order to cope with her retarded mother
The moral of the story is a single mother is the worst thing to happen to a little girl
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post the last album you've heard and rate it
8/10
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Is bantering the same as flirting?
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>>34000094
F. No, it's disgusting. Would not even date him if he did that before we met.

>>34000069
F. No, I'm a scaredy cat. I watch them quite often because my husband loves them. What are you watching?
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>>34000128
It's on sight if I catch a lie that publicly embarasses me.
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>>34000014
>Femanons, is a man being into pro wrestling cringe?
A little. The men I know who are into it are kind of dumb, so my opinion of the topic is surely influenced by that.
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>>34000128
barbara is a hoe name
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>>34000145
I like the thought, but I don't like how much porn had to be consumed for that thought to be formed.
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>>34000172
Nope.

>>34000166
Anytime.
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>>34000177
No. I banter with my parents, coworkers, friends, etc. It is easy to flirt while bantering.
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>>34000167
Good jab or not, that >>33999971 anon is indeed funnier than you >>34000148
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>>34000177
All flirting is banter but not all banter is flirting.
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>>33999968
>Is this just delusion or do men actually feel like they’ve missed a bunch of easy opportunities ?
All lot of the many times were NOT "easy opportunities". They were "clear attraction and interest" when I had thought at the time that all women considered me a sexual null and non-existent as a man. So they were non-zero opportunities, not sure things.

But one girl literally tried to get me drunk on gin to get me to loosen up and make a pass. I eventually wrote a poem for her explaining my difficult decision to friend zone her and then, once she knew she wasn't going to get any further, she drifted away.
I was 100% clueless at the time.
Another girl straddled me in bed while in thin pajamas and I flubbed it.

...so yeah, it really happens.
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>>34000146
*looking around the thread*
Bud, who are you asking?
Who is that?
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>>34000069
M
I do, yeah. Especially cheesy late 20th century horror movies.
I'm watching this one with a girl who lives in my computer on Wednesday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfJAFTTaqpc
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>>34000169
And most masochist men are lonely losers that mistake abuse for affection. Like I said: they're made for eachother. But mostly so they cancel eachother out and stay away from healthy people.
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>>34000189
Why don’t some women just make it obvious when they like us?
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>>34000146
men into being hurt and dommed are fucking repulsive. it's like the male equivalent of a woman on gear that's built like arnold.
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>>34000151
Well then, I'm falling in love with a guy from work but I just know it's not gonna work out, we're from different backgrounds and my contract ends in a few months
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>>34000193
Insecurity, feeling the need to act proper (at least some of us), fear of rejection...
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>>34000193
some women are also nervous and fear rejection. so sometimes they leave you with subliminar messaging to prevent embarrassment
if you think getting rejected is bad, imagine if you were a girl.
well, that's what i've hear at least.
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>>34000128
A lot of things don't add up here:

>>2 weeks with bf
2 weeks seems like a short time to be calling him a bf

>>not the first time in their home
>>they said ohh you must be Barbara
Did they see you before?

>>Barbara is the neighbor
See
>>34000137
>I'm slightly suspicious that they don't recognize their neighbor. Do you look similar?

>he always smiles with they bump into each other
That's suspicious of his feelings if nothing else.
But also:
>he always
>two weeks
How many times have you bumped into her in two weeks? And his parents down recognize her?

AI generated stories don't have this many holes if you ignore pronoun swaps.
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>>34000178
lmao i used to hate watching horror movies because i would get nightmares from them but now they're pretty fun for me. i still get scared but i just can't look away.
>What are you watching?
alucarda
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alucarda
>>34000176
like at least an 8/10
>>34000191
nice, the stuff was fun.
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>>34000196
That's rough. Not saying you should let him know, but does he know how you feel?
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>>34000193
The natural state of women is risk-aversion.
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>>34000193
As much as its hard to believe, women fear rejection too. In fact the whole "women have it easy" schtick makes a lot of women who lack confidence feel horrible because they feel defective when things fall through. "a MAN just said no to me what am I doing wrong" etc. At least my gf told me that and I trust her.
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>>34000193
It wouldn't be nearly as fun if they did that, would it?
In all seriousness, it's because they're also human beings. Making yourself vulnerable can be scary.
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>>34000206
>i would get nightmares from them
I get so many nightmares from watching horror movies. I luckily have the memory of a goldfish with ADHD for media, so if I watch them in the morning I will have gotten over it by night. But if we watch them before bed I will wake up panicky lol

Let me know if you like it, I'm trying to organize a movie marathon.
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>>34000193
Women are not accustomed to rejection and are not innured to it. Some literally consider not being asked out soon enough to be a form of rejection.
So they hint and create opportunities for you to ask them out.
There's a scene in the film The Hard Way that shows a comedic example of this: "So....I just dropped by... No reason... It's not I wanted to do anything.... Like tonight..... Around 7 o'clock...."

And some guys are put off by women being aggressive because they're insecure or it just seems too bizarre.
Like every woman that's ever approached me in a bar wanted something else.
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>>34000206
>nice, the stuff was fun.
I remember it being fun. I first caught it on Netflix back in high school.
It was on my mind again when I heard some buzz about The Substance last year.
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>>34000176
Hey everyone. KORRATHANY SAMITANO here. Back with the new Rosalia album. I give this album a strong 9 to a light 10. Did you love it? Did you hate it? What would you rate it?
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>>34000186
>anon is indeed funnier than you
In those two posts, I'd agree.
I'm not sure who is funnier overall but one thing is certain: we're funnier than you.
:D
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>>34000225
I’m not listening to any qualityslop
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>>34000228
Aren't you that pedo rapist?
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My girlfriend got cold on me so I asked what was up and she told me she was mad I seemed like I didn't care about her sick family, or that I wouldnt let her sleep over at my parents house. I'm an unemployed NEET (I had a decent job then got laid off and I was burnt out of it so I am trying to go back to college). I already feel like such a fucking loser. I feel like our relationship is over. She didn't break up with me but I just feel frustration thinking about her now. I feel like I don't want to see her again. She pulled back physical affection because she thinks things went too fast. Meaning she regrets it. Meaning she regrets our relationship. So it's basically over and now she wants to meet my parents. And I said yes but I don't want her to because I don't want to waste my parents time meeting some girl who then dumps.me a week later for Tyrone.
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>>34000209
He doesn't know
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Why do women love to fix men but men won’t fix women? If anything theh make them worse
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>>34000231
I feel like you skipped a lot of crucial details. What do you mean pulled back? Can you give a timeline?
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>>34000163
Top or bottom?
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>>34000176
M
It's not new to me, but this is the last one I put on.
I love this album. I'd say it's an 8/10.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfNx2KF8Fd8
The original release of this record had rounded edges, so it actually looks like a big playing card when you open the gatefold.
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>>34000233
Most moids need fixing and if he doesn't he's too good for me
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>>34000232
That does make it easier, but that's still a heartbreaking situation. My condolences.
Are you certain it wouldn't work?
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>>34000233
How am I supposed to fix a woman when i cant even fix myself
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>>34000233
Because women believe men can be changed while men want to accept women as they are and believe that what you see is what you get.
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>>34000186
Good one, you were funnier than him too, by the way.
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>>34000231
Let girls be girls. They’re never not going to be stuck in their feelings. You just have to roll with it.
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>>34000176
https://youtu.be/naWzbd8tErU
11/10
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>>34000242
This video game character is my mom's husbando. She beat that game four times
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>>34000233
>Why do women love to fix men
Women love TRYING to fix men. They find a guy who they think has potential then waste both his and her time trying to turn him into something he's not.
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>>34000205
>2 weeks seems like a short time to be calling him a bf
2 weeks since we are a couple. We know met in summer
>Did they see you before?
I think he might told them something like
>my gf has already been here
Which is true but Ive never been their home before being a couple
>How many times have you bumped into her in two weeks?
I met her in the college cafeteria because it seems we all go to the same college. There he spends more time with her tham me because they chose the same classes because he says its easier to commute and walk her home safely
>And his parents down recognize her?
I didnt know they are neighbors until they the first time I went to his home and she walking there. I thought she was her ex or something
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Why doesnt a moid want to fix me? I’d be really easy to fix
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yo anon from last thread that was eating cheetos.
this might be an overreaction but i really am sorry for calling you those things.
guess i just wanted attention at the time but i feel bad after reflecting about what i said and it wasn't nice you know.
from the bottom of my heart though. please don't that ultra-processed stuff. it ain't good for you.
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>>34000254
What needs fixin
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>>34000254
What seems to be the problem ma'am
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>>34000249
This. The only men that actually improve from fixing the way women usually mean are otherwise well-adjusted men. ACTUAL broken people do not benefit from romantic pairings they just drag the partner down with them.
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>>34000254
How old are you?
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>>34000254
>I’d be really easy to fix
Thats the reason. Youre easy and so boring
No one engages with an extremely easy and short game
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>>34000235
Both, but mostly bottom.
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>>34000249
I so loved getting this treatment from my ex, someone who I can honestly say was waaaay more fucked up than me.
She pulled that classic "I feel like I'm your mom" shit on me not long before I dumped her. Even though I was the one who held down a job the entire time, planned all of our dates and consistently wanted to know where our future was headed... haha LOL.
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>>34000256
The cheetos was delicious, I'm going to eat a bag of Doritos next time..
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>>34000242
>>34000249
NTA but do you believe men’s self-improvement is a net positive for both without it going into the typical “I can fix him :)” tropes you see in women’s romance/shoujo?
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>match with a girl
>she doesn't say anything
>few days later she unmatches
Why are they like this?
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>>34000240
I'm pretty sure it wouldn't, he's nice to me but I'm from a more conservative Christian denomination and I don't know if he'd be willing to put up with all that small religious community drama even if he liked me back
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>>34000270
M
NAYRT but yes, absolutely. We should all strive to bring something worth sticking around for to our relationships.
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>>34000233
Idk. Maybe men don't want to take care of us.
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>>34000272
How about instead you be the guy and actually take initiative.
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>>34000272
>she doesn't say anything
Not even after a single initiation?
>Why are they like this?
It’s a bot.
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>>34000274
Hahaha, you broke up with him before you even started dating. Fucking hell, lady. Get out of your own way and ask him out,
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>>34000233
Men of today are stunted effeminate losers that got babied too much. They want a mommy surrogate. No one likes that, and it repulses women at a fundamental level.
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>>34000274
You might be surprised. But if you really don’t feel it would work, there’s no sense in forcing it.
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>>34000254
I am not your dad
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>>34000258
>>34000259
Anxiety
>>34000261
23
>>34000262
But then youd have a perfect product at the end that you can keep forever. Like a fixer upper
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>>34000277
Nope. If she's interested, she will text first.
>>34000278
No. It was a real profile with a bio.
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Gender
What will you choose?
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If a man or women you’re interested in has a rotation, how do you become the top dog and undisputed champion in their eyes? You know, what separates the future partner from the other women in a manwhores contact list?
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>>34000289
O
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>>34000290
>If a man or women you’re interested in has a rotation, how do you become the top dog and undisputed champion in their eyes?
M
I would immediately lose all interest if I learned I was in "a rotation".
I don't treat women that way and expect it to be reciprocated
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would you still love your partner if they turned into a worm?
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>>34000289
F
I’m giving up and if nothing happens again for 4 more years, O
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>>34000289
M
O
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>>34000290
Edge him
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>>34000289
M
X
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>>34000295
Did he have to in order to lead humanity into the Golden Path? Then yes
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>>34000290
Oh great, another "how do I fuck Chad" question
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I hope the next woman I date is down to play one or more of David Cage's stupid video games with me.
Until Dawn would also be a fun time, probably.
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>>34000289
in the context of this choice i'd suicide because I'm okay with taking the fall if it's for the good of others.
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>>34000301
>tfw no hwi noree gf
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>>34000280
>>34000283
Ok ok, I'll see how things play out, a possible breakup isn't the end of the world anyway
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>>34000295
M, yeah probably
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>>34000290
As a woman that cut off her entire big dicked and handsome/cute rotation to be faithful for one guy
>be generous
>be romantic
>be calm
>be hung
>be masculine
>have a ton of hobbies and friends and family
I couldn't resist being a part of his life the community cock just seemed like a cheap pasttime compared to him
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>>34000308
Hell yeah.
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>>34000311
>As a woman that cut off her entire big dicked and handsome/cute rotation to be faithful for one guy
Grim sentence. He got sloppy seconds.
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>>34000303
Not necessarily. I’ve already been fucked. I want to know how to get commitment now. How do I separate myself from the other people he’s clearly sleeping with?
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>>34000315
Yeah sing a sad song for my bf that gets laid daily
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>>34000311
So were those other men lacking in some of these categories? Or did they just not give enough effort to show those characteristics about themselves ?
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>>34000316
Why would he buy the cow if the milk is free?
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>>34000286
Mindfulness meditation helped me
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>>34000316
You can't. You're already giving him free pussy. Why should he respect a worthless whore like you? You're not hot enough for his commitment, retarded dumb cunt.
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>>34000286
>using male logic for female brains
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>>34000311
This type of stuff is why I have to get laid a lot before I settle down. I could never live down my wife taken tens of cocks before me while I’ve only slept with like 2-3 people
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do moids genuinely think they can convince me that not all moids are the same? i only know it because moids admit it. why do y'all go "JK JK NOT ME THOUGH"
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>>34000318
They all had some fatal flaw. Big dick skinny was great but didn't keep house or take care of his health enough. Big dick muscle guy was too autistic typical software dev. Big dick cute was too fixated on piss fetish. I could go on but don't wanna you get it
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>>34000286
>Anxiety
You're right; that is easy to fix.
I think all it would take is exposure therapy, but having someone patient and empathetic in your corner obviously helps a lot too.
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>>34000230
Asked and answered.
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and why do moids say "just be chill and communicate clearly" when moids always refuse to do that
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>>34000324
>all moids are the same
What are we like?
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>>34000320
I already do that I just need a man now
>>34000322
You don’t have to insist on being stupid
>>34000326
I think so too
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>>34000220
i remember i got nightmares for a week from watching the mummy when i was younger— and i watched it during the day with my siblings. eventually at some point my brain said fuck it i kinda like scary stuff now. also i’ve been writing down all my nightmares for 3 years now, hopefully to get some good inspiration for a short story or something.
>Let me know if you like it
will do
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>>34000290
Just comes down to whether we have that spark or not. Sorry, anon. I know that's not a very helpful answer. But if we had a spark then I wouldn't be whoring around.
We've got to be sexually compatible too tho
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Men is my bf mad I won't let him or his family share me on social media? I have stalkers. I don't want his MOM to know that though so I told him to tell her I just value privacy. I don't want my nudes doxxed to my bf's family. Am I ok to tell them no uploading pics of me and us unless friends only? Not trolling this is an actual issue I am facing he just texted me asking if his mom can upload a pic of us from the christmas tree cutting
>inb4 nobody remembers you
They do and sometimes post about me
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>>34000311
we need penis enlargement gene therapy now bros
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should I trust a girl who enjoys talking to other guys- in particular for a whole day, from 10am to 3am? Assume the most platonic of intentions. With her I would just interrupt her on her many conversations and kiss or fuck her, but I could see her carrying on about anything for hours.
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>>34000323
Settling down with a whore means you get cucked in a few years anyway. It's not worth it.
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>>34000333
>>34000325
Both of these make perfect sense. I guess I should try my best to show my interest and live with the results.
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I have nothing, I don't have any friends I don't have family left that even knows I'm still alive. I'm not going to be here to see the new year, how should I spend the rest of my days?
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>>34000336
lol
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i really don't get the problem of being with a girl that got around. if you managed to be the one that made her want to settle down it's a good thing no?
i'm all ears to this
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>>34000336
>Assume the most platonic of intentions.
Kek
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Men, what do you think when you see a slightly masculine or tomboyish woman who mostly hangs around men, but clearly isn’t gay?
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need my Oxford study gf
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>>34000342
>managed to make her settle down
Or, none of the men she slept with wanted to settle down with her because reasons, and only you did.
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>>34000346
>Oxford study
dated a flip, jap, half thai... I'm done bro. the jap smelled like fish, the thai like curry. White or latina pussy is so much better.
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>>34000340
idk what do you want to do? the world is your postal 2 sandbox.
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>>34000334
I think you should just be honest with his mom that you have stalkers. Without that information, you're coming across as completely unreasonable to her.
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Christian bale plays an autistic so well
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>>34000325
>Big dick skinny was great but didn't keep house or take care of his health enough
he is LITERALLY me....
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>>34000331
Just go outside and talk to people.
The rest should be automatic
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>>34000345
i don’t think anything of it
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>>34000355
Sorry, shoudlve been more specific. Do you think of her as a woman? I’ve had men pretty much put me in a box before where I’m just one of the bros.
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>>34000317
I get daily sex with my cute wife, who was a virgin before me and not a worthless whore, lol. What a loser. Hope he gets some self-respect and cuts you off from his life before you hurt him.
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>>34000349
This is so untrue. East Asian girls have the best tasting pussies of all races. They have a clean, saline flavour. White girls come in all sorts of fucking flavours (from old leather to literal roast beef), and black girls are kind of creamy.
Exceptions exist for every rule ofc
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>>34000342
I don't see any problem with a woman having slept with a bunch of different men in the past, but if she's fucking a bunch of other guys while we're talking, I probably won't be compatible with her.
I don't treat women like that and expect them to treat me the same way.
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>>34000341
>>34000343
They met at a museum and then got dinner and then drinks. She texted me about it. I teased her "sounds like a nice date"
She proceeded to blow up my phone with texts and calls asking if I'm OK, trying to explain the situation. I just stayed calm, told her I was confused by her behavior, spending all day with this guy, I don't like girls who have lots of guy friends, and I'll be thinking, etc. She sent me pictures of her hotel room bed when she went to sleep.
it was all fishy, but she really went over the top with trying to change my mind. She ended up saying I understand but then switched to telling me I was insecure. We almost got in a fight, but I don't do arguments/fights with women anymore and just told her to do what she wants. meanwhile I was drinking and hitting things.
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>>34000295
Ya
He can be my lil squishy.
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>>34000334
Did you reject these stalker guys? You reap what you sow.
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>>34000352
Christian Bale is so hot fr fr
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>>34000345
>>34000356
As long as you don't look like a bulldyke, I probably won't think much of it.
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>>34000358
black girls smell like animals, doggy/horsey ass pussies. there's a real must/musky flavor
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>>34000345
>slightly masculine or tomboyish woman
I don't know what this means anymore.
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>>34000307
Hwi was lowkey a whore
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>>34000356
Yep, coworkers and friends go in the box
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>>34000342
I personally think sex is too intimate and precious to be something you share with just about anybody. While there's something nice about knowing that your partner will do things for you that they would not do for everyone else, being with someone who'd fuck just about anything would make me feel really bad about myself and would cheapen our bond in my eyes.
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>>34000336
You might be able to trust the girl, but I'm unsure you can trust the guys. If she's doing this with super old friends of hers then the situation could be sound, but if these are guys she's just met then I guarantee a good chunk of the guys are kind of expecting/hoping she'll fuck them.
t. does this on the reg and hopes they'll fuck me
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>>34000364
He do be hot
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>>34000362
Yeah I should just treat my vagina like a soup kitchen and get every std so men can be happy sorry silly me
>>34000357
>muh cute wife
Yeah whatever you are prob just like wifeanon on /r9k/ who hit on me a week ago and told me to post more of my voice then did damage control.
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State gender. How much does hairstyle affect looks in your opinion? Can a 4-10 become a 6/10 with the perfect haircut and hairstyle?
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>>34000327
So that's a yes
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>>34000354
Not working
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>>34000334
social media is gay. I can wonder about GFs but I totally understand privacy even if you don't have stalkers. they sound like turbo normies who would force you to get some shady vaccination.
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>>34000356
i think of her as a woman, sure. but in my autism mind a woman can be one of the bros too
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My girlfriend is kind of weird about not showing skin in public. She prefers wearing long-sleeved shirts instead of short sleeves and never shows cleavage. Even wearing shorts to go swimming is too much skin for her. We have plenty of sex so that's good but it is kind of weird that she's uncomfortable showing tits and legs to the world at large. Why are women like this?
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>>34000336
>>34000360
Holy shit bro lol. That couldn't be any fishier.
I don't think you should stay in a relationship that give you reasons to get drunk and belligerent.
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>>34000367
I don't have that experience at all. They smell rich and creamy to me. Doesn't matter if they're from Nigeria or Kenya, which is odd, because there's a massive amount of genetic variance between those groups.
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>>34000324
I'm different because I will be your husband
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>>34000376
Like 4 points
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>>34000360
>She sent me pictures of her hotel room bed when she went to sleep
>but then switched to telling me I was insecure
if they didn't fuck, they're certainly about to.
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>>34000379
They are turbonormies and literally fly a trump flag and during the cutting her mom tried to make us do a tiktok dance
I wanted to kms but I stayed strong lol
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>>34000360
>>34000336
I really hope this is all fake.
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>>34000150
NTA. You sound like a catch
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>>34000372
I agree, I hang with girls who hang with guys who want to fuck them and its so obvious. I have choices, I will hang out with girls I deem unattractive as friends and have no desire to fuck them, but there are some girls that are just TOO ATTRACTIVE to not want to fuck, and that was this girl I was with. I thought- does this guy ACTUALLY just want to talk to her all day and NOT fuck her? I get a boner just looking at her face.
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>>34000359
>but if she's fucking a bunch of other guys while we're talking
yeah that's unforgivable.
>>34000347
>Or, none of the men she slept with wanted to settle down with her because reasons, and only you did.
still a win win in my book
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>>34000376
M
It can greatly affect a woman's looks for me.
I don't imagine a woman would tell you anything different.
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>>34000360
So she cheated and has a guilty conscience
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>>34000376
M
Yes. The difference can be even larger than that. The way hair frames your face can sometimes be the difference between ugly and attractive.
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>>34000374
>Yeah whatever you are prob just like wifeanon on /r9k/ who hit on me
Nah, you're too much of a narc for me. I'd rather put my cock in a meat grinder than in you.
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>>34000389
Oh shit lol
I don't know if I could be in a serious relationship with someone whose family are tiktokers who are somehow still riding the trump train, honestly
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>>34000382
The horror…a modest woman.
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>>34000378
In the last week how many men have you spoken with in person, who were not doing their job or related to you?
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>>34000296
Why 4 years?
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>>34000334
I would probably point blank tell these people that you have stalkers and that you are serious.
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>>34000402
Best guess is turning either 30 or 40.
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>>34000311
>>34000325
What was the size range of your rotation?
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>>34000390
It's not, have you never had a modern woman/socialized gf?
(she's not with me anymore, but she definitely made my stomach churn and I feel better without her, but our sex sessions were porn tier and she was actually very caring and sweet to me and would cook for me, very madonna whore)
>>34000388
>>34000395
But why would she even mention all of it? She even told me about the meeting a week beforehand.
If I cheated and I wouldn't even tell my gf Im hanging out with another girl.
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>>34000374
>Yeah I should just treat my vagina like a soup kitchen and get every std so men can be happy sorry silly me
You should just pick 1 guy and not lead on 100 other guys. Again, you reap what you sow and now you're crying that your past has caught up with you. Enjoy.
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>>34000090
All people should dress like cosplayers or historical enthusiast.
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>>34000389
you marry the man, you marry the family.
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>>34000391
Old ladies like me, their sons not so much
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>>34000408
>modern woman/socialized
This is just a euphemism for a cheating whore.
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>>34000409
using soup kitchen as an insult for the future
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>>34000407
4 mains like 3 mehs and the rest would be randoms. Weirdly a meh became a main at one point but he pushed his fetish too hard and reminded me why he was a meh. Never indulged it for him
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>>34000317
Wow lmao
You and your boyfriend are both losers
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>>34000374
post voice!
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>>34000401
Two
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>>34000090
no, she's probalby got fucked up teeth, squinty eyes too. cool costume though, would be better on a white woman.
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>>34000410
*Runs up to you and stabs you fifty three times dressed up as a hobo*
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>>34000422
I can respect someone who stays in character.
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>>34000420
You're genuinely just a bit undersocialized.
Keep making smalltalk with people in real life, and you'll eventually find yourself less anxious in social situations.
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>>34000419
https://vocaroo.com/1irsrnU6YCEe
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Girls,
I was writing at a coffeeshop and this girl comes in, the type that verbalizes everything. Like she would look at something and say "oh that's interesting" and she finished a book and exclaimed to herself "YES I FINISHED IT!!"

Anyway, I got her number. What do?
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>>34000334
I'm assuming you're an OF girl? If so, he should understand. Can you show him the insane messages you get?
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>>34000424
I don’t feel really anxious in social situations anymore and that’s a big win for me. But I don’t meet men at all, even if I go out of my way to try and do it.
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>>34000425
Trying way too fucking hard.
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>>34000425
Tranny?
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>>34000408
Anyways, look anon, you meed to realize that women are mentally and emotionally just children. And they are desperate for a man to have authority over them. They want and need to be told no.
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>>34000425
Lmao, tranny.
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Girls with stalkers and OF and girls who cheat all have bfs. What’s my excuse
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>>34000429
"wahhh I can't jack off to this she was supposed to be hot wahhhh"
Nigger
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>>34000434
I'm not the guy who asked you to post voice, election tourist.
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>>34000433
Fat ugly or insane. Or a combo
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soon.
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>>34000430
>>34000432
Kek, it must be obvious then.
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>>34000425
Is this who has been calling every mono person a tradcuck? Lmfao
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>>34000408
>But why would she even mention all of it? She even told me about the meeting a week beforehand.
Cheaters like her like to feel powerful and do feel very powerful when they can get away with anything. Men are usually much less powerful in relationships and women can do whatever they want. Case in point: you didn't break up with her immediately. Huge ego boost - she can cheat repeatedly and it'll take a lot for her to get dumped (because she gives porn-tier sex and she's probably hot).
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>>34000433
Your standards probably aren't buried underground like theirs are.
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>>34000437
esnupi
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>>34000416
I meant the range of dick sizes?
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>>33999651
Females are boring.
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>>34000431
I've told bitches no about this shit in the past and they call me insecure. So now I just play it off like I don't care. Is that the right answer? I dont know. What can I do? This is the modern world. All I can do realistically is get an autistic shut in wife. Although I have tried this and fuck man.

How do you propose I say no to behavior like this? She had shown me her planner and it said "lunch with X" I got really anxious and thought to myself "damn I really dont want her to have lunch with any man. I got emotional, so I didn't say anything because I didn't want her to see me as not calm/stoic.
I decided instead to just tell her I was going out.

MY previous gf was autistic, shut in, it was so easy.
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If she's happy with me and I'm happy with her there's nothing wrong in that.
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>>34000311
>be generous
Be rich, first and foremost. Got it. Money can prevail over being hot and having a big dick but only if you're perfect in every other way.
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>>34000426
Verbalize into her pussy?
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>>34000445
Would you get emotional if your child acted up? You set the rules. If she breaks them, you either leave or become a cuck.
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>>34000440
yeah she was hot and had told me she loved her career more than me weeks after telling me she loved me for the first time.

Why did she have to be so beautiful and fuck with me like this
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>>34000323
>This type of stuff is why I have to get laid a lot before I settle down. I could never live down my wife taken tens of cocks before me while I’ve only slept with like 2-3 people
Are you less blackpilled now that you know it was a tranny?
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Okay. My seasonal depression is over, so I will fuck off from this thread for the next half a year (or forever). If you want one last piece of real advice, ask me now while I'm still here.
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>>34000436
I know I’m not fat
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>>34000425
Whew you sound like a fucking annoying, stupid bitch
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>>34000445
you sound insecure because you are insecure, lunch with another person isn't sex you fucking degenerate loony
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>>34000448
she was homeschooled and graduated from a christian uni. THis isn't a typical modern ho.
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>>34000425
Kek
Gottem sis.
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>>34000453
How do I get a boyfriend? How do I get him to unghost me? And what color should I paint my room?
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>>34000455
You clicked it retard
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>>34000334
>Men is my bf mad I won't let him or his family share me on social media?
Does the family know you're an Autogynephile?
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>>34000456
Oh fuck off. She went on a date with another guy. The disrespect alone is reason enough to dump her.
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>>34000317
sing a song for your bf whom you sedate with probably mid or boring choresex to keep him working as an ATM
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>>34000456
it turned into lunch, dinner, then a night out drinking
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>>34000455
>bitch
Anon, I...
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>>34000464
Why didn’t she invite you?
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>>34000460
God help your idiotic boyfriend who you have no intention of marrying. You are why misogynists exist
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>>34000428
Where do you try?
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>>34000433
you're boring
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Name one thing women are good for besides sex and all the other lovey dovey things.
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>>34000382
I'm similar to her. I'm just modest by nature, I dislike receiving sexual attention from men other than my partner.

>>34000376
F. It can affect looks a fair amount, yeah.
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>>34000457
Oh no, you'll have to use bible quotes instead of trying to form coherent thoughts.
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>>34000450
The hot ones are always deranged in some way because society gives a lot to them and they can have their way. She probably doesn't even think about you because she quickly moved on to other men, and other men, and then other men, while you're here asking yourself questions.
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>>34000464
ok? none of those are sex either you porn obsessed freak
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>>34000458
>>34000476
ok I see why people dislike you now
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>>34000468
I was in another country. We met while she was solo travelling, she as at a workstay with this guy and others for a month.
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>>34000471
What’s wrong with being boring
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>>34000462
hanging out isn't a date. i'm sorry that you seem to love a terribly boring life devoid of friendship and socialization, but that's probably why you're alone and miserable and posting on 4chan. crabs in a bucket as they say
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>>34000374
>wifeanon on /r9k/ who hit on me a week ago and told me to post more of my voice
>post more of my boice
>more
NTA but you're a cheating skank as well. I didn't believe for a second that you actually gave up your whoring to be faithful to one guy. You merely switched to online. Probably not even that, you're probably lying and cheating on him IRL.
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>>34000453
>Okay. My seasonal depression is over, so I will fuck off from this thread for the next half a year (or forever). If you want one last piece of real advice, ask me now while I'm still here.
How does one get a tomboy gf? Also, what's their type?
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>>34000470
Anywhere. Volunteering and stuff like that
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>>34000477
Yeah idk why Im stil thinking about this. I guess I'm just looking for ways to throw her in my mental trash.
Life is crazy. Right before I met her I was euphoric, I had just met my business partner, we were working on a project (still are, it's slow going) and we are pretty much made for each other to create a product we've both been dreaming of. I was creating a lot, and this devil tried to derail me. I wont let her, she dies today.
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My balls smell comforts me
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>>34000481
>We met while she was solo travelling
The stereotypes just keep adding up.
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>>34000485
women right now are 'hanging out' with a lot of guys, platonically of course, until they decide to 'monkey branch' or 'use their body' to make it not-so-platonic but it isn't really cheating until they get caught; until then, the current partner (loser) is 'insecure'

Figured out dating in 2025+1.
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MEN
What Is that aesthetic where you guys dress in low-key military gear?
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>>34000425
>https://vocaroo.com/1irsrnU6YCEe
Bro is zesty! frfr
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>>34000234
We were doing oral and fingering by the 5h date and she thinks that was moving too fast.
She called me daddy a few times even though we didn't actually fuck.
Then she stopped.
Then I met her parents.
Then we got sick for a week.
Then maybe one time afterwards I fingeredbanged her.
Then we stopped being in her room. Kisses were quick pecks. Hugs were slow. I could tell something was wrong but I never got a good chance to express it.
Also she makes more money than I do. I'm going back to school but unless I can beat her salary then I have no value to her. She will see me as a cuck and waste of her time.
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>>34000482
she asked why porn stars and cheating sluts can get a boyfriend but she can't. the answer is that those two groups of women are inherently hot and interesting. she is probably a boring self obsessed prude with an eating disorder who thinks she's better than everyone around her for sitting in her house being miserable instead of living life
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>>34000453
how can i get a girl to love me if im ugly and have a small dick
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>>34000445
Just try and have some trust bro. If she breaks it, well then she wasn't the one.
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>>34000473
That's right.
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>>34000480
I deserve a little bit of being a bitch every once in a while. As a treat.
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>>34000493
Nah, that isn't dating. That's just what dating vapid whores like that anon entails.
Most women really aren't like her.
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>>34000494
Gorp
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>>34000478
Are you retarded? If he has a problem with it that’s valid
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>>34000485
I'm the anon you guys are tlaking about about. Frankly I agree, I have girl friends I hang out with, and I have gone on dates where the girl is in a relationship or has a husband, and they make it very clear that I can't kiss them and even when I try they can easily deny me.
My main concern is that I had no idea what he seemed like, he could have slipped a pill in her drink and raped her if he really wanted it. I've heard many anecdotes of this and girls just shrug it off like a typical party battlewound.
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>>34000485
>if i try ti shame him then surely that will shut him up about calling out whorish behavior.
Begone, thot. Hanging out with any other guy that is not your literal family is absolutely whorish behavior, and i don’t stand for it, ever.
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>>34000489
Bars maybe?
Idk I guess I'm not too helpful
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>>34000493
yeah that's called friendship and falling in love with friends can happen occasionally. but you don't actually believe in that right? because of the friendzone?
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>>34000494
The incel until 40 aesthetic. Women like men in suits, always wearing a tie and uncomfortable pants, not military gear.
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>>34000501
Ehhhh no lol that just makes you a bitch
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>>34000503
No that’s too Patagoniacore
The one where you guys wear balaclavas >>34000509
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>>34000508
>>34000502
>Most women really aren't like her.
Source(s)? Because every story about women dating in the current year reveals some sort of game and a clear female dating stategy. Unless you agree to exclude the women who aren't dating from this, I don't believe you.
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>>34000506
yes, i love being whorish with my mixed gender friends by.... drinking and chatting about magic the gathering. i'm such a naughty slut
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>>34000345
>Men, what do you think when you see a slightly masculine or tomboyish woman who mostly hangs around men, but clearly isn’t gay?
Shy, 2bh.
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>>34000492
I know, red flags. she even told me she had a drug dealer friend, and literally any time I hear that I automatically think that was their boyfriend/a guy they fucked. this one didn't say it but you just know. I really need to be a drug dealer so I can get to these sluts first.
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>>34000512
Boogaloo larp? Tacticool? idk.
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>>34000486
Not cheating and bf has my phone pass and my pain comp is the living room comp
>>34000469
Marrying next year gotta get our money up
>>34000495
Nyeahhhhh
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>>34000497
Writing fan fiction now are we?
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>>34000494
>low-key military gear
Whut. like that grey man larp shit or surplus camo jackets?
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>>34000510
You do not bring me joy.
*dunks on you*
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>>34000514
Yes you are acting like a whore if you are getting drunk with other guys.
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>>34000494
Milsim?
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>>34000508
>falling in love with friends can happen occasionally
and this is exactly what I was saying. You deliberately do a lot of things with a lot of different men, platonically at first, in order to keep your options open at all times.
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>>34000505
because the only way to prevent being taken advantage of by a bad man is by not interacting with men whatsoever and that's obviously not possible if you want to be a mentally stable and sane individual. she trusts the dude to not be a weird rapist, but shit happens, that's life
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bluevalk a tranny? ruh roh
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>>34000507
Bars have been the worst in my experience
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>>34000454
Then you're probably very ugly. I wont sugarcoat it with some incel "yeah women cant be incels" shit, if you are genuinely an ugly woman its as over for you as it is for ugly men. Being unfuckably ugly is legitimately a curse, try to save for plastic surgery or something.
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>>34000523
That's a video game genre lol. Did you mean milsurp?
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>>34000518
>Not cheating and bf has my phone pass and my pain comp is the living room comp
Put your vocaroos on loudspeaker and show him how you bait incels on /r9k/ and Discord
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>>34000446
I had intense crushes on three of the people in this picture

>>34000473
>Name one thing women are good for besides sex and all the other lovey dovey things.
Multitasking
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Reminder to filter namefags, it helps make the threads better.
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>>34000519
no that's just half of the femanons itt. if i ask what everyone's eaten today, most of the answers will be nothing/coffee/cigarettes. and then you will understand why this thread is so utterly miserable all the time. no one here eats
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>>34000523
>>34000530
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MilSim
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>>34000534
foidh8moid called me big back for eating a sandwich once lol
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>>34000496
>>34000231
If they seem asexual around you its because youre seen as unattractive. They become whores in the presence of the right guy, ive seen it myself. Used to work as a bartender for a while, the behavior ive seen was enough to blackpill me for life. Even the shy, mousy ones become whores that grope and grind. Those same girls act like royalty in the presence of their beta male friends and they even get offended and disgusted if anything related to sex comes out of the mouth of a man they dont find attractive. If a girl is ever acting appalled at the mention of women even so much as having a libido, its because the man thats even so much as going into that topic without being attractive, is deemed as a creep instantly. They will try to shame you into going back where you belong in their imagined hierarchy. They dont want ugly men seeing them as the whores that they know they are, especially in friend groups. If the ugly ones found out the girls were giving ass to their attractive male friends, that could potentially open them up to approaches from those same betabuxx friendzoned guys and they couldnt explain away the dynamic without socially incrimination.
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>>34000517
>>34000523
Tacticool is very close
>>34000520
I don’t know, it’s more casual then a fully geared out guy. But it’s a little gay too?
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>>34000524
or you just have a healthy social life and be friends with people
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>>34000532
Bi girl detected
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>>34000528
Where has been the best?
Where would you suggest a guy try?
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>>34000534
im still miserable but i eat too much
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>>34000532
Men are better at that.
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Bros, where do I learn to dance?
And I mean real dancing and not that TikTok bullshit.
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>>34000473
Heterosexual women are good at:
>Spending money like it grows on trees
>Casually insulting men
>Victimizing themselves to garner sympathy
>Fooling men into being the workers so that they can enjoy a cozy life
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>>34000540
Operator bro, maybe?
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>>34000534
F
I just ate salmon and spinach with potatoes
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>>34000532
>I had intense crushes on three of the people in this picture
Gay. But at least you’re racist, so there’s that.
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>>34000538
i used to post food based questions but like it was obviously triggering the subhuman iq anorexics so i stopped
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I'm not suspicious of my gf's male friends because they're all <6'
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>>34000548
Touche
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>>34000542
I've seen what a healthy social life means to women now and I want no part of it, sorry.
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>>34000529
Sometimes men say I’m pretty, how do I know if they’re lying?
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>>34000473
They have a very valuable perspective on things that I can never have myself by virtue of being a man.
Some of them also make me laugh and smile, they're fun to travel and hike with.
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when low 20's girls tell me they like older men/want to try an older man, are they objectifying me? Should I feel offended/be afraid?
Twice now, one wanted to marry me but she wanted to call me daddy all the time (I met her dad, we had the same name) and the other one just pumped herself full of my cum and left me.

why is it so hard for men my age?
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>>34000540
can you please show a picture.
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>>34000557
enjoy your mentally ill gooner life
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>>34000544
Um well I wasn’t really successful anywhere except online. And even those were unsuccessful. I really can’t give any advice because I’m still figuring it out, sorry. I didn’t even manage to date anyone when I was in school
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>>34000552
Fuck em. I was shamelessly cheeseposting in here the other day and had fun doing so
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>>34000560
Where the fuck are you meeting them
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I hope they add flavor screens to smart phones soon, so I can can tastes thos camgirl’s pussies

>>33999717
If we’re lucky, she’ll be the next bond girl!
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Anons, gender and what have you eaten today? Was it good?
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>>34000555
>I'm not suspicious of my gf's male friends because they're all <6'
Same! And she's also 5'10 lol
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>>34000562
>if you don’t endorse whorish behavior then that means you’re mentally ill
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Women are fun to hate on.
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>>34000560
M
>when low 20's girls tell me they like older men/want to try an older man, are they objectifying me?
Probably so, yeah. That's a red flag to me, personally.
Sounds like I'm right to feel that way based on your experiences with them.
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>>34000539
I think this is pasta but you're right. And frankly this whole thing is probably a shit test. The problem is that even the women in this thread aren't gonna come clean about it. But I have female friends who have and it's honestly a relief. The problem then is that the only thing you can really do is be betabux or else kill yourself.

I miss 2017 when I could still get hookups with fat chicks.
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>>34000549
Kind of
>>34000561
I’m trying to find one myself, but I like this picture
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>>34000560
young women are acting immature? the horror!
does anyone else here wonder how many of the men that spout "all women are children" rhetoric are also the men who refuse to interact with women over 25
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Women are fun to love
From a safe distance where they won't notice me and make fun of me
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>>34000565
telegram people nearby, hostel, found some on dating apps but those never panned out like usual. They're out there. sometimes the most beuatiful woman in the room is the best choice because in order to be beautiful she must be young and probably is tired of guys her age hitting on her/cumming too early
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>>34000569
if you think normal, nonsexual social interaction is impossible or whorish then yes. you are, in fact, a mentally ill gooner.
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>>34000334
>Im ashamed to he dating such low men I dont want anyone to find out
Your fault.
>I don't want my nudes doxxed to my bf's family.
Then dont produce or spread your nudes.
You reap what you sow.
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>>34000572
>I think this is pasta but you're right. And frankly this whole thing is probably a shit test. The problem is that even the women in this thread aren't gonna come clean about it. But I have female friends who have and it's honestly a relief. The problem then is that the only thing you can really do is be betabux or else kill yourself.
It's nice when they tell the truth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCjmgFR5Df4
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>>34000575
The ones who wanted to call me daddy the most were all in their 30s.
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>>34000567
M
I had a sugar-free Red Bull and a couple kolaches for breakfast. I had an orange, some triscuits and sliced cucumber for lunch.
I see some kind of hoagie happening for dinner tonight, maybe a beer or two as well.
Think I'll go make a cup of coffee. Pretty good eats today so far, I'd say.
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>>34000582
well then that's just cringe. i don't have this problem. choose better.
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>>34000575
I dated girls my age and 30+, they don't change.
Women become women when they have children. I've seen tons of 40 year old spinsters act like teenagers and I had 20-30 year old moms I've worked with who are the most professional bro-tier motherfuckers out there.
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>>34000579
Why are you hanging out with and drinking with other guys if you have a bf or husband?
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>>34000377
>So that's a yes
No.
How many times are you going to ask this without acknowledging that you're mistaken?
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>>34000580
>Then dont produce or spread your nudes.
>You reap what you sow.
I don't want them to know I have a penis!
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>>34000459
>How do I get a boyfriend?
You don't need to look for him. Engage in a non-anonymous community. Don’t be that quiet girl, actually communicate with people, and boys will ask you out. Even if you’re ugly, men enjoy when a girlfriend shares their interests.
>How do I get him to unghost me?
Depends on the situation. If it’s something small and you know the guy, ask a friend who’s good at communication to talk to him for you.
>And what color should I paint my room?
Pastel colors are generally good for a room, they make it look bigger and warmer. If you use something like light pink, boys will think you’re cute and girly. But if you want something unique, look at designs online and choose the one that’s best for you.
>>34000488
>How does one get a tomboy gf?
This is easy: go to open sporting events in your city and talk to people. You could join the fan club of a local team, they’re usually there.
>Also, what's their type?
Mostly manly men, but some, on the other hand, like feminine men to complement them.
>>34000498
>how can i get a girl to love me if im ugly and have a small dick
Be an attractive person through your personality or skills, and don’t seek out those who only want a guy with good looks or a big cock. Also, I know who you are and will not engage in your next baits, just saying.
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State gender,

Would you be sexually turned on by Haifa Wehbe wiping your ass?
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>>34000567
F, I ate a bowl of cereal and drank some tea. I forgot to eat lunch but I'm making korean food for dinner.
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>>34000585
Why would it bother me? I’m a daddy dom.
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>>34000586
before you jump on me, it's the same with men
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>>34000586
>my mom stayed acting like a teenager
What a world
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If you had to fuck someone from atoga or get killed what would you do, more so who would you do?
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>>34000562
Making men feel bad because they're resistant to your outlandish behavior and at the prospect of being tied down to a cheating slut who clearly doesn't respect them in the slightest. But is very very social, a social butterfly, an animal even. Very good.
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>>34000548
>Spending money like it grows on trees
You can't post this right after I bought myself a pair of boots :(
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>>34000558
I hesitate to give you prescriptive advice on this because I don't want you to be unreasonably paranoid about getting compliments.
I think if the man in question was being very eager about having sex with you, he might not think you're as pretty as he says you are. I don't think any other man would stand to gain anything by telling you that you're pretty, so I'd say you're safe to believe them.
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>>34000602
F
I’d just fuck >him
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>>34000567
m
banana oatmeal
egg rice fish seaweed arugula
it was filling
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>>34000567
Breakfast: sammich with cheese and turkey
Lunch: pumpkin soup, sammich with homemade bread and brie
Snac: tea with a cookie
Dinner: pork loin roll with salad
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>>34000604
Any man who complains about a woman new boot goofin' is gay imo
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>>34000596
well i think we just found out the source of your problems.
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>>34000567
M
I ate an apple for breakfast and then a small portion of chicken with salad for lunch.
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>>34000606
Wifey material
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>>34000605
I worry they just say that so they have a better chance at sex without having to date me. I think I seem easy because I’m ugly, and they quickly give up when they realize I’m not worth the effort.
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How many thousands have you spent this year on Lululemon?
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>>34000592
>I know who you are
I legitimately barely post and I dont see how I was baiting anything with those words. Either way thank you for the advice, how can I tell what kind of girls dont care about huge penis size? Do I just need to play the dice roll and pray she won't be put off?
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>>34000567
Jello, icecream, tried to bread pudding a cinnamon roll, iced coffee.
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>>34000618
F
-68
I got a pair of leggings for free
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I don't trust women.
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>>34000612
Who said i had any problems? The point is that women are women no matter their age.
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>>34000603
hanging out and drinking with friends is not outlandish behavior. i have a healthy social life and long term relationship. you have your hand and a terabyte of pornography reinforcing your beliefs.
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>>34000567
M
Savory oatmeal and a banana.
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>>34000567
>>34000609
Oh and I'm a woman.

>>34000611
It's been snowing and my feet have been freezy.

>>34000618
36€ for a gift for a coworker.
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>>34000621
>for free
Someone paid for that, it just wasn't you
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>>34000618
0, they'd call me fat.
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>>34000617
You could be right, but not all men are going to see you that way.
Men who want to fuck you without actually dating you are already pretty bad news, generally speaking.
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>>34000578
Wtf is telegram and how do I smash on it
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>>34000625
you intentionally date women who act like helpless retarded babies because it gets your rocks off. it's hard to take anything you say seriously or think you have any kind of insight to the female psyche, when you go out of your way to fuck the most mentally ill ones
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>>34000632
>they'd call me fat.
We already do this
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>>34000627
>healthy social life
Yes, women dry out and die if they aren't in the center of attention
>long term relationship
Poor sod, being cheated on must suck
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>>34000627
>i have a healthy social life and long term relationship.
You just got off the cock carousel and are stringing along some loser for the next year with no intention of actually marrying him, and you act out for attention on 4chan during business hours.
You are also a loser
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>>34000618
i've never owned a lululemon branded item and have never even seen one in a store so i don't get what the hype is all about. is it viral marketing? like everyone's trying to get us to care bc they are being paid like stanley cups
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>>34000633
This is not good
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I paid a compliment to a receptionist named Stacy today and she went heehee in response to it. Suicide postponed
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>>34000636
You just go on making your own head cannon.
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>>34000574
is there even a name for this? dude just looks like hes in a military or swat team
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>>34000159
Thanks for the advice
I looked up those shit tests and pretty sure it's projection on their part.
Ill gauge her interest in my stories in our future conversations.
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I think everyone in thread should play Gartic Phone together.
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>>34000567
>Anons, gender and what have you eaten today? Was it good?
F
A blackberry muffin made with blackberry crown royal and a protein shake for breakfast. Two smash burgers and an order of fries for lunch. It's all been really good.

>>34000593
>Would you be sexually turned on by Haifa Wehbe wiping your ass?
I don't want to touch an Arab.

>>34000602
>more so who would you do?
JH

>>34000618
>How many thousands have you spent this year on Lululemon?
None, I got for more niche brands of athletic pants.
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>>34000644
>viral marketing
And some sort of bandwagoning. There's money to be made.
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>>34000637
Yeah, but this is a brand.
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>>34000646
It's more likely that they think you're easy because you have low self-esteem, not because you're ugly.
You may or may not be ugly, but I'd still say this has much more to do with your self-esteem.
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>>34000638
>>34000641
nice guesses but ultimately incorrect. i had a long term relationship before him for 6 years and left only because he didn't want to get married ever. in my current relationship, we've already talked about getting married and it's set in stone that we're going to do it when enough time has passed that our families don't look at us weirdly (although we've discussed a secret wedding and postponed celebration too).
all of this, and i can maintain my platonic male friendships too without him blowing a gasket because we have a normal and healthy relationship. lmao
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>>34000653
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>>34000574
oh wait do u mean techwear?
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men obsess over dick size like women do everything else yet complain that women are the insecure and vain gender. curious
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Women, it is officially Destroy Dick December. Will (You) join me in a moment of silence for those that didn't make it?
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>>34000659
>although we've discussed a secret wedding and postponed celebration
Christ. The guy is in love and you're going to cheat behind his back.
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>>34000661
That was the first answer I was gonna give her, but it didn't quite seem right
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I hate women. I think they cunts.
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>>34000660
This made me think of American Vandal and now I want to watch it.
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>>34000672
Especially Swiss.
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>>34000668
why would i cheat? i never have, and never will. cheating is either in your moral code or it isn't. despite what doomers, demoralizers, and blackpilled retards want you to think, some of us just don't cheat. plus he's handsome and has a big cock so why would i
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>>34000672
they're*
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>>34000654
>JH
Very poor taste. You should pick a dime like London.
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>>34000660
Yeah. It'll probably be just that...
But I still think it's a good attempt at making this enviroment healthier.
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>>34000619
>how can I tell what kind of girls dont care about huge penis size
Most girls you see in real life don't care that much, especially those with a low body count, they have nothing to compare to. If you genuinely care about making her feel good and have a really small cock, just research how to please her, which you can do even with a finger or a tongue. Sex isn't that deep, you both should just feel good, and everything else is details.
Also, if it's something like a dating app, you can put this directly in your bio to filter people out instead of rolling the dice, like:
"It's only 3 inches, but I know how to make you feel three times as good as any other man"
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>>34000677
Spark dies. You fall in love with a platonic friend. The end.
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>>34000655
I only buy men's razors. Women's razors are ass.

>>34000679
I can't trust straight hoes.
>>34000666
Couldn't be me. I masturbate 30+ times a day even without a challenge. Also, nice 666.
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>>34000678
no, cunts is a verb
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>>34000659
>it's set in stone that we're going to do it when enough time has passed that our families don't look at us weirdly (although we've discussed a secret wedding and postponed celebration too).
It's set in stone except for how it isn't set in stone, very nice
>we have a normal and healthy relationship. lmao
People who have normal and healthy relationships don't tend to behave the way that you do online.
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>>34000657
I’m done for
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>>34000677
>plus he's handsome and has a big cock so why would i
Yeah, you’re definitely not a whore……
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Goth girl isn't the tranny, right?
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>>34000689
NTA but liking your man makes you a whore? lmao
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>>34000670
its the only other thing i can think of with a specific name plus she said it looked kinda gay.
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>>34000689
>tfw that skank's bf who is currently handsome and has a big dick starts balding and puts on 15 poinds
She'll be back to bouncing on platonic cock in no time.
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>>34000602
M
I would fuck someone from atoga, but I'm not saying who.
I also doubt either of us would even be ready for that any time soon, so I'm hoping there isn't a short time limit imposed on this or I'm gonna fuckin die
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>>34000619
>>34000681
if all fails touch finger in g-spot
never fails
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>>34000680
The prompts would be funny though
>a penis walks into a bar
>two penises get into a fight
>penis superman battles vagina doomsday
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>>34000661
Yea this I think
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>>34000692
Nah, but acting like a whore in the past (she had a rotation of dudes she was fucking before she got with this guy) and talking like a stupid whore kinda gives me the impression that she's a whore
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>>34000685
>I can't trust straight hoes.
Stardew then. She doesn't have any pedophilic tendencies. + she's a hot bi hapa
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>>34000692
She’s been going on and on about how getting drunk with other guys isn’t whorish behavior, and to prove she’s not a whore she cites her boyfriend’s big cock as evidence.
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>>34000602
I’d rather die
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>>34000677
is a big cock just a cheat code to absolute ironclad fidelity in relationships?
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>>34000683
why would that happen? at the end of the day, you aren't a slave to your whims. even in your hypothetical scenario it would require me to choose lying and cheating over an honest breakup or attempt to reconcile the relationship i'm already invested in. basing a relationship off "sparks" in the first place is retarded because all sparks die. it's the nature of passion to wax and wane. but being a healthy mature adult is navigating those feelings with honesty and communication. cheating is a choice, and crushes are fleeting. real love and trust is built on more than that, it's communication, authenticity, purpose, and the active choice to be there.
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>>34000659
>i had a long term relationship before him for 6 years and left
So while you were in that long term relationship you also had a rotation, which you gave up for this current guy?
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>>34000688
You are not, you gigantic baby.
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>>34000690
>Goth girl isn't the tranny, right?
Anon was crushing on a tranny! HAHA!
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>>34000681
Ty for the response. I dont think I have it in me to publicly state that but the other advice makes me feel a bit more confident lol.
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>>34000707
>on and on about how getting drunk with other guys isn’t whorish behavior
Oh, okay. Lol.
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>>34000703
who is stardew
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>>34000690
The only one who isn't a tranny in this thread at the current moment in time is Blue Valkyrie and she's heavy.
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>>34000710
Still here and baiting for attention?
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>>34000711
i've never had a rotation and i'm not sure why you are insisting that i did, i'm assuming you are just a basic demoralization poster.
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>>34000703
>hot bi hapa
Now I miss my wife
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Anons, state gender and how many shoes do you have in your rotation?
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>>34000710
Are you done being retarded no one here respects you
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>>34000724
M
One and a pair of gumboots.
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>>34000720
why is this thread so mentally deranged. who exactly do you think you are talking to right now? are you suffering from the "all lowercase posts are the same person" psychosis?
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>>34000724
3. Boots, steel toes, and regular shoes
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>>34000720
They don’y call them attention whores for no reason, kek.
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>>34000710
You're about to be signed into a financially advantageous contract (for you) so right now there's no reason to hop on your so-called platonic male friends.
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>>34000700
Your presence is highly requested
https://garticphone.com/en/?c=00f29adadd
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>>34000728
I’m glad you’re still thinking of me
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>>34000712
That’s not nice
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>>34000726
i come here expecting spergouts and day after day you all deliver
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>>34000724
two shoes and both are dirty I need more I look like a bum
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>>34000724
M
sneakers, boots, winter boots, dress shoes, crocs
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>>34000724
F
Boots, sneakers, crocs in the summer, fancy shoes for events, and another pair of sneakers, snow boots, so I think 6 maybe 7
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I hate nu gays. I hate Ts. I only have respect for the old school queers who had to be subtle and tough or else they would get killed.
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>>34000728
Lowercase posters with this level of acidity and ego, as yours, are from the unemployed anti-incel spammer (you yourself).
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>>34000736
the idea that you think i know who you are is hilarious bruv
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>>34000738
Well you’re not being very nice to yourself so neener neener
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>>34000743
>>34000744
Should we kiss
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>>34000747
“Psychosis from lowercase letters” is me, apparently, or some apparition of it. Why are you so weird?
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>>34000746
yes, incels are beloved on this board when i specifically am not here
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>>34000602
>If you had to fuck someone from atoga or get killed what would you do, more so who would you do?
Hopefully one of the femanons that's interesting in pegging would oblige. It might be my only shot since normies are against it.
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>>34000749
hell yeah, no homo
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>>34000724
F. That I wear with outfits: two pairs of sneakers, two pairs of sandals, a pair of heels, a pair of flats, a high boot, a low boot.

I have a pair of clogs that I wear at work, a pair of gum boots that I wear while gardening.Plus flip flops for swimming and a pair of sneakers for exercising.

>>34000727
I have too many shoes.
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>>34000753
I’m a girl
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>>34000750
you probably think i'm weird because "i" am several different people who just type similarly
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>>34000754
>I have a pair of clogs that I wear at work
What job requires clogs?
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>>34000751
So you admit to being the infamous spammer, then.
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>>34000758
No I think you’re weird for holding a zeitgeist of me in your mind and trolling incels for attention
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>>34000758
I like this new strategy you’ve got going, when everyone starts hating on you you just call them crazy and say it wasnt you. Genius!
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>>34000723
Being separated right after marrying must suck. Sorry bruh
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>>34000757
i feel really dumb now lol. still going to double down and say no homo for the sake of saying it
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>>34000743
>>34000744
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GKjilVJuf8
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Swiss was single not long ago. She wanted a prince with a castle in the Alps who drives the fanciest Alfa Romeo car. Just FYI.
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>>34000759
I work with little kids. Half of the room has playmats on the floor that we can't wear our shoes on, plus we have a ball pit and other soft mats around to build shit.

So I wear socks to be on the mat, and when I walk kids in and out of the room, go to the bathroom and such I wear clogs.
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>>34000760
that was a concept known as sarcasm, champ. as i mentioned before i have a pretty normal life, which includes a full time job, and i don't really post here unless i'm bored on my day off. terribly sorry to inform you that the "spammer" is likely multiple people who think your posts are retarded
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>>34000768
She probably wants that castle that's said to guard the gates of hell
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>>34000768
Kek
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>>34000770
You have many days off.
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>>34000724
M
Three. I’ve got a pair of New Balances, a pair of Vans and a pair of Birkenstocks.
I also have a pair of Doc Martens but rarely have an excuse to wear them.
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>>34000761
bruv i really, sincerely, have no idea who you are. is this reverse psychology? are you trying to achieve namefaggotry by mass irritation?
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>>34000779
Hang on a second, Sarge, I got this.
>>34000770
Thoughts on white guys?
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>>34000758
Nobody’s buying this shit bitch
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>>34000709
unironically yes it is for some women. if you can please them in bed and sex is an important part of their needs, you can do whatever you want to them short of killing them and they will never leave you.
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>>34000783
Kek
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>>34000782
Ok “bruv”
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>>34000783
none in particular. i don't really have a preference but most men i've dated were white due to proximity
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>>34000724
a worn down pair of sneakers for my everyday life and some steel toed shoes from my factory job.
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>>34000790
Alright, you're free to go.
>>34000779
See? Not her.
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>>34000230
No, he's that pedo cheater
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I’m sleepy but I need to fix the plumbing in this gay shit house
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>>34000739
>comes on and only says retarded shit
>everyone else a sperm for calling you out
Who is your crack dealer I want sooomee
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>>34000797
>everyone else a sperm for calling you out
Ambatukum
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>>34000764
So you don’t want me
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>>34000786
You don’t need a big dick for that. You just teach them how to orgasm for real.
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>>34000798
Freud moment
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>>34000797
calling me out for... having normal platonic and romantic relationships? yes. my special interest: crackin a cold 1 wit da boiz
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>>34000799
Fucking hell, the two of you went from first date to the 6th month menstrual meltdown pretty fast.
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>>34000801
so if im good at making her cum she won't care if its my actual dick doing it?
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>>34000804
Yes! You are the only normal person on this planet! Teach us, how to be more like YOU!!
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>>34000724
M
I got 2 sambas, one nb, 3 running shoes (2 Adidas and asics) and two dressing shoes
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>>34000709
Don't listen to >>34000786 they're a tranny
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>>34000809
>one nb
Tfw no nb gf
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>>34000810
I'm a straight white male with a 6 inch dick, stop projecting you gay little abraham lincoln double nigger.

>>34000801
>>34000807
also true, if you got no motion then you wont have staying power. bruteforcing with big dick can compensate for no motion in some cases though
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>>34000807
I’m saying you don’t need a big dick.
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>>34000808
not something i ever said, and this post seems to be reeking of your insecurity over being a deranged weirdo with fucked up world views.
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>>34000815
TELL ME HOW!!!
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>>34000159
>I should've specified the men who aren't total spineless cucks
Hey, I'm not "spineless" I just want to see my girl have fun
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>>34000815
>everyone who isnt like me has fucked up world views
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>>34000812
>I'm a male
Yes, we know.
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>>34000709
no, people are either cheaters or they aren't. there's no way to stop yourself from being cheated in except not dating, because even if you strive to have good communication and honesty, everything relies on trusting the other person to be honest with you too, and that's completely out of your control. you can walk at the first sign of dishonesty and games but that's about it.
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>>34000799
WE DONT EVEN KNOW EACH OTHER WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME FEEL BAD
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>>33999843
male
probably research chemicals desu. i've already basically started a soft suicide with them
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>>34000825
We have the same shoes and you don’t even care :/
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>>34000826
Damn, bro.
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>>33999843
M
Old age, probably in my eighties.
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>>34000824
>honey, i’m going out drinking with bill tonight. Don’t stay up.
Communication and honesty…from a whore.
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>>34000826
What are you researching
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>>34000827
I barefootmax. Come take a ride on the wild side, baby.
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>>34000817
get help for your various mental disorders which symptoms to include disaster thinking, black and white thinking, pessimism, and paranoia. then look at the people around you and treat them like the individual people they are instead of two dimensional props who act according to stereotypes. have normal platonic friendships with both genders with no other intentions. then you are on your way to quasinormie life
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*throws nickels at you*
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>>34000832
being a whore or slut requires having sex. luckily, alcohol does not come from the penis, i can get it from the bartender in exchange for money instead. no sex required.
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>>34000724
M
white air force ones
black solovairs
that is it
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Once again posting about how sexy it is when women let the dress ride up
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>>34000827
Idk how to respond to this… I care a little bit— WAIT NO THAT WAS THE WRONG ANSWER IGNORE THIS
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>>34000823
shut your mouth before you talk to me or else I will fuck it.
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>>34000850
gay
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>>34000837
COME ON TELL MEEE PLEASE!!
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>>34000666
Ok
*. . .*
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>>34000814
Yeah im just getting in my own head sorry. My reason for being here is that I'm a virgin and my gf has been sorta not subtly hinting that we should be having sex soon enough. It's been 3 months so I think im just gonna have to man up at this point
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Women, is it bad to comment on how wet a woman feels during sex? She had a big smile on her face right until I mentioned it.
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>>34000837
Easy for you to say
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>>34000859
It's better to communicate boundaries before sex or escalating.
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Women
How would you feel if your boyfriend said he would like it if you got a fake queen of spades tattoo on your butt cheek for roleplaying but made it very clear that he doesn't want to engage in actual cuckholdry irl?
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>>34000859
Be more general with something like that
>you are amazing
>you feel amazing
>you make me feel amazing
Etc. Chicks get all up in their heads about the dumbest of things
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>>34000870
Disgusted. Men need to stop being degenerate porn addicts.
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>>34000849
My heart is broken
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>>34000874
what the fuck does this have to do with porn
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>>34000870
I was a pornbrain like you too. Once you quit you're gonna look back on shit like this and realize how utterly insane and retarded it is, and how wholly devoid of true love your life is.
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>>34000844
>being a whore or slut requires having sex
Why are you engaging in black and white thinking?
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>>34000861
why, because i did it? damn, you got me! getting treated for my mental problems did in fact make my life better. improving your life improves your life. wow.
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>>34000877
>what does my retarded fetish created specifically by the porn industry have anything to do with porn!?
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>>34000829
i don't mean active death, i mean a long term, purposeful ego death. that might still be a damn bro thing idk
>>34000833
how to give the finger to the medical system while simultaneosly exposing my dirt star to the feds for tonguing.
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>>34000877
>he doesn't know
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>>34000876
No pls. I'm honored by our shoe camaraderie
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>>34000880
since your definition isn't the commonly agreed standard english definition, feel free to define it your own special way. go on
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>>34000881
It’s easy for women to get help, the apparatus is always there and always accessible and everyone has a vested interest in seeing you get better. You don’t have to do any work. feel free to call me an incel
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>>34000879
Yes it’s so easy to just waltz up and find true love
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>>34000885
Even in a silly anonymous roleplay, anon fumbles with a girl. Pottery.
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>>34000859
>Women, is it bad to comment on how wet a woman feels during sex? She had a big smile on her face right until I mentioned it.
Was it true?
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>>34000887
another just completely incorrect post. go to google and find a therapist who takes your insurance. don't have insurance? get a job. this is all within your power and you choose not to do it. none of this has anything to do with your penis or my lack thereof.
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>>34000889
I didnt say that. I said porn is dumbing your brain and emotions, and that fact is precluding the POSSIBILITY of real love in the first place. You're like an alcoholic that drinks so they dont feel pain, basically. Even if unconsciously, your ability to feel deeper emotions and emgage with them sincerely is being calloused by porn.
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>anon fumbles with a girl
>girl
imagining actually thinking there are women on /atoga/
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>>34000893
Damn wow yeah I’m just choosing to be depressed and this solves everything thanks
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>>34000886
People who masturbate on camera or post nudes are sluts and whores, but they’re not having sex are they
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>>34000898
>Starfox is down!
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>>34000896
Oh well
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>>34000882
Woah dude turns out the porn industry ruled 18th century England who knew
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>>34000885
You’re just saying that
>>34000890
Leave him alone
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>>34000896
NTA but
>Men should definitely stop eing such disgusting porn addicts, it is ruining their brains
>But don't you DARE say anything about a girl's sexual past!!!!!
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Is there a South Africa general anywhere? I want to ask a question about Zulu women and I don't feel like this general is equiped to answer
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>>34000886
god. you’re so annoying it’s incredible
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>>34000870
Probably beat him to death for having that disgusting fetish.
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>>34000900
good thing ordering a beer at the pub has nothing to do with any of those things you mentioned, they also have nothing to do with me personally.
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Part of a relationship is trusting your partner. You can't have ego in it.
Jealousy is a powerful emotion, it can take you over. And before you know it, it turns us into something ugly.
I know it may sound naive to say this, specially when there's so many cases of cheating, but healthy relationships don’t require isolating each other, they allow independence.
Trust more in your worth and in your partner. You are worthy of love. They love you, they really do. They wouldn't be with you otherwise.
I say this from experience. I’ve been both the person who felt insecure and the person who lost friendships because someone assumed there was something more going on.
I had female friends I genuinely cared about platonically, and I lost them because of misunderstandings.
And I lost relationships because my own insecurities took over.
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>>34000901
Come on, anon. You’re still in the game >>34000907 It’s your time to shine.
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>>34000893
i'm not that anon but what about those of us that can't tolerate being entangled in such systems? i don't personally live passively and i have a healthy [morally] mix of caution, recklessness, intelligence with a light dusting of arrogance to find solutions to whatever issues i have, but your solution boils down to "bro just imprison yourself", which really is a dreadful thing to encourage people in a world as unnecessarily hostile to our wellbeing as our current system is.
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>>34000912
but we're the same person
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>>34000918
Good thing I won’t be entering a relationship since I’m not worthy of love
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>>34000910
/his/ or maybe /int/ but any answer you get on 4chan will be shit. Then again, that’s what you get for wanting to ask whatever your depraved and insidious question is.
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>>34000916
Do you think everyone who capitalizes their words is the same person? I wasn’t saying anything about bars. Respond to what I actually said
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>>34000909
>more words that I never implied or said in any way
Keep gooning your brains you fucking retard.
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>>34000921
what part of my post suggested imprisoning yourself? would love to know how you pulled that one. is sitting with a friendly stranger for 1 hour a week to learn coping skills and good mental habits "prison" to you?
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>>34000921
Someone who shills therapy isn’t particularly intelligent, let alone someone who actually pays to do it
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>>34000905
yeah dude queen of spades tattoos were all the rage back then

fuckinf retarded mongoloid hang yourself.
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>>34000918
unfortunately i have discovered this precludes me from relationships. my willingness to stay on sinking ships for other people has never been reciprocated romantically, which hey fair enough but it's a lonely existence for sure :|
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>>34000926
It's just relating to my experience with a Zulu woman. I want to ask if Zulus really don't consider it sexual to get their boobs and nipples played with while snuggling. It was a confusing meeting.
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>>34000927
type coherent thoughts when you talk to me please
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>>34000924
That's unfortunate to hear.
Why do you feel that way?
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>>34000929
>friendly stranger
This perversion of what was supposed to be a medical, scientific field requiring care is incredible. This is why so many shitty therapists exist and why so many people are driving themselves insane from neuroticism if they don’t get Validated by some dude with an associates degree for $200 a week.
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>>34000936
Why do you think to be a whore and slut requires the act sex? Is that simple enough for you ?
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>>34000918
>Jealousy
Imagine being jealous in a generation where neither gender needs each other and 99% of people are just replaceable NPCs with no original thoughts and, dare I say it, a soul.
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>>34000932
being in a real relationship is scary, because you have to really trust the other person and so many people are just out to play games. it is worth it if you can find that special person but you have to be patient while looking for them. if you get desperate that's how you start overlooking dishonesty and other flags.
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>>34000937
I’m mentally ill, shit job, skinny fat, balding. I really don’t have much to offer, too traumatized to be touched. Why me when there’s normal dudes?
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>>34000602
I decline to answer under advice from counsel.
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>>34000928
Women don't watch porn because they don't need porn - they just get the real thing because they can.
A woman with high bodycount is the same as a male porn addict.
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>>34000929
what part of depending on working for other people so you can purchase an insurance you also do not have any control over and leaving a documentation trail of your issues to be leveraged against you by adversaries (that you can't possibly fight against due to sheer scale differences in resources btw) as soon as it becomes convenient to do so is not imprisonment? a cell in action space is still a cell all the same, dummy. and before you call me schizo, just check out the development of red flag laws or the idea of words as being harmful.
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>>34000939
i did respond to what you said. hanging out with your friends at a bar does not require whorish behavior by any definition of the word. not english, not yours. are you trying to engage me in some sort of semantic debate because you have no other valid or truthful points to make?
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>>34000602
Force him to post, ig.
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>>34000945
lol, lmao
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>>34000947
Again, who the fuck is talking about bars? Can you really not describe at least one “whoreish” activity that does not involve sex? Or are you going to keep being willfully ignorant?
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>>34000951
are you too retarded to follow a conversation more than 3 posts or?
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Some of you people need a nap or a snack or something god damn
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>>34000950
yeah, exactly. keep shilling for our dystopian existence though, just remember also to pray you never realize your happiness is parceled out to you like a treat to a dog
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>>34000951
>who the fuck is talking about bars?
Bc she thinks going out and getting drunk with other men than her fiance is the epitome of modest, loyal behavior.
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>>34000956
>a nap or a snack
I could go for both, desu.
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>>34000957
a very mentally sound post. fun chat. bye.
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>>34000942
It's okay to compare yourself with others. Everyone does this. Even the "normal dudes" compare themselves to the ultra-successfull. It's normal, but it doesn't mean your unworthy. In the end, it's an unwinnable game for everyone.
You’re just hurting right now. Pain can distort how you see yourself.
You don’t need to be fully healed or perfect to be loved.
You’re allowed to be a work in progress and still deserve connection.
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>>34000956
Yeah
I'm mad at this cinnamon roll.
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>>34000953
Have you never had a dynamic conversation before? I’m talking a statement you made. The subject has changed. Keep up
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>>34000769
You're name's not Ashley is it?
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>>34000958
who the fuck cares about modesty? but having opposite sex friends is healthy and normal, if you are unable to be friends with the opposite sex it's a sign that you will be disloyal at the first opportunity or temptation. loyalty is a choice you make. you can choose to have friends and be loyal to your partner, and that's how healthy relationships work.
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>>34000961
Thanks, I don’t believe it but I appreciate it, I’ve given up on connections
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>>34000967
ok shapeshifter, nice try, but i see your game now.
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>>34000960
if being mentally sound means accepting the status quo, then i welcome any loose screws. better insane then an unwitting pawn to powers that don't give a flying fuck about your wellbeing. ta-ta.
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>>34000961
based and rare wholesome advice
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I've given up on 3D women.
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>>34000972
>still won’t answer the question
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>>34000970
M here
>black women get over sexualized
[Citation Needed]
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>>34000969
You are living in an upside-down reality if you think women getting drunk with other man is more of a sign of loyalty than a woman who respects her man enough to not fraternize with thirsty guys.
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>>34000972
Are you done being schizophrenic
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>>34000907
No I mean it. Your posts made me smile and it's cool to share a similar shoe line up with someone else and funny that u pointed it out in the first place
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>>34000976
Whoever that is gave me similar advice a little while back, and it's still helping me.
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>>34000977
Dude dont get into that waifu shit if thats what you mean. Just accept being alone and save your dignity at least.
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>>34000972
Answer the fucking question. Can you name a single action other than literal sex that you would consider whorish or slutty behavior?
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>>34000988
But 2D women smile at me so I like them
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>>34000966
You could benefit from this diet.
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>>34000985
(Try again. This time take “you’re just saying that” as an invitation to flirt)
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>>34000978
yeah, because it's irrelevant to any interesting conversation i was having. semantics is a midwit game for people who have nothing interesting to say and no deep thoughts. you wanna argue about words. i don't. it's not "black and white" thinking because to me, whore = prostitute, aka someone who is paid for sex, aka the regular definition, and slut is a nonsensical word that men retardedly apply to any woman they don't like. so there's no real conversation to be had here, because you are either esl or just really low vocabulary.
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>be me
>w/qt
>qt and me3 have a good time when we hang out in shared social circle.
>getting along really well
>one day...
>qt's chopped friend: omg this guy is cute
>qt: yeah but he's like 5'8"
Im shorter than this, is it over? Am I the gay best friend or exception to the rule?
Any ways to verify without outright asking her if she sees me as a potential partner?
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>>34000995
You're really over here giving anon the gamefaqs lol
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>>34000945
>adversaries
Nobody is your adversary.
Everyone is caught up in their own bullshit.
Literally nobody cares about you.
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>>34000988
I'm not into waifus but the cope from loneliness will just manifest in other ways if not that.
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>>34000994
>dude just tank your hormones into oblivion and achieve zero health or physique benefits from your workouts with your shit nutrition because hehe i wanna be skinny!
I FUCKING hate anorexic bitches theyre so DUMB and RETARDED
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>>34000998
Somebody has to help a brother out, kek.
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>>34000572
The average zoomer now has to compete with males from gen A, gen Z, millennials, x gen, boomers, immigrants, rich people from all over the world. Every zoomer woman is being bombarded with suitors from all the men in her life and social circle, online, strangers, you name it. Everybody now wants a piece of the young pussy pie which is gen Z women. Even the fat women are all taken and in relationships now, the only women NOT in a relationship in 2025 are some ugly women, everybody else is pretty much coupled up or about to couple up any moment, every gen Z woman has a long line of suitors waiting for her to make up her mind if she is still single.
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he keeps mentioning having baby fever to me, how he loves babies/kids, how he'd raise them, teach them things, punish them name them etc. this is like more than 6 different times, is he trying to drop a hint he's potentially interested in that with me?
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>>34000941
i don't need scary, just honest commitment, something i have learned human beans aren't very good at doing.
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>>34000982
i'm living in the real world, and you're living in a pornified world where all men are cockbrained gooners just waiting to dive into the first wet hole they see. nah dude, that's literally just you.
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>>34001005
Women need to hear these things because otherwise they dump men. There's even a ticking click, if the guy doesn't propose within X years, he gets dumped.
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>>34000992
no wonder you're alone jesus fucking christ that was painful to read.
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>>34001001
same unironically. they are fucking ugly too
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>>34001013
Nice repost, get some friends
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It probably doesn't say anything good about me that a massive shiteating grin spread across my face when I saw a zoomer in this thread say
>man gen z women hate us
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>>34000844
>being a whore or slut requires having sex
Cope. Your body count is probably like 30.
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>>34001013
that mouse is crusty dude
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>>34000999
bzzzt, wrong. anyone that disregards your values is an adversary, and i guarantee you nearly system you are a part of doesn't give a flying fuck about you or your values, which you should agree with given
>Literally nobody cares about you.

if you do not get what i am saying, then you need to think on a higher scale.
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>>34001019
It's not a generation thing, all women hate men.
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>>34001010
2D women smile at me, 3D women don't
simple as
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>>34000994
this grooming picture again
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>>34001021
that would require having sex, is false, and is also irrelevant to the conversation
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>>34000994
I don't want to be weaker. That shit is gay.
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>>34001022
You said you were 31 in 2020 after that e-girl exposed you. Why are you such a pathetic loser?
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>>34001025
Not me wehehehe
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>>34001029
You can get your body count to 30 by kissing random men and prostituting yourself through pictures. Something you've probably done in your cheating endeavors.
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>>34000996
It’s actually very relevant!
>it’s not black and white when I do it
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>>34000602
JH
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>>34001031
Whereas you get humiliated in Spring, Texas
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Does anyone have any diet, nutrition, or food related questions?

>>34000994
This is retarded.

>>34001001
Real
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>>34001013
>reposting your cringe shit
Genuinely embarrassing. Consider new life choices.
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>>34001026
2d women dont exist and have never done anything to you ever. You are ill.
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>>34001019
Because your women are ugly frigid whores
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>>34000970
>"X women are not sexualized."
Bullshit.
Not being sexualized enough to your taste is not the same thing as not being sexualized.
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>>34001044
lmao yeah no doubt you'd find they fit well :P
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>>34000985
It is cool! We even did it at the same time
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>>34001035
i'm bored of teaching you 2nd grade english.
>>34001034
again, just complete nonsense. your insecurity is likely ruining your life in many ways. you've now become a broken record of just telling me i'm a cheating whore (false) as an argument, which is a really boring rebuttal that doesn't actually address anything i said meaningfully. good bye.
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>>34000990
She can’t do it because that would mean she was wrong and that definitions of words can expand within a culture of native speakers
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>>34001043
Nah, they're alright. I do think I prefer yours doe.
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>>34001039
no, it's anorexia hours
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>>34001053
Cool man too bad you’ll never get any
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>>34001051
>advocates for letting women have and develop ways to safely cheat in a socially acceptable way
>can't comprehend why someone would accuse her of being a cheating whore
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>>34001051
See
>>34001052
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>just got braces to fix my teeth (hurts like hell)
>gonna start a 1000kcal deficit diet
>bought an electric treadmill for cardio
>letting my hair grow
>just spent 150 dollars on hair products
>learning 3 dying northern-european languages
>thinking of dyeing my hair golden blonde, but I'm already dark-blonde/light-brown, so fuck it.
I WILL become a twink.
I WILL marry a blonde woman.
I WILL have european children.
And I WILL be happy.
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>>34001052
Nta can you stop samefagging yourself? It's embarrassing to watch at this point. Take the L.
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>>34001042
>2d women dont exist
And I don't exist to 3D women
>have never done anything to you ever.
Neither have 3D women
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>>34001056
Debatable.
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>>34001039
>Does anyone have any diet, nutrition, or food related questions?
no, we all know how to use google
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Is it really anorexia hours? Literally just opened the thread to ask something related to eating restriction
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>>34000078
>how willing are you to spend money to get laid?
0% willing
>>34000069
No I'm a scared cat
>>34000090
Cute pic and sure
>>34000094
M, yeah I don't really care
>>34000108
>hang around an office where beautiful women pretend to work
I mean I was a receptionist for years so this was basically my work life
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>>34001063
Would you look at that
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>>34001009
he's been with someone for 10+ years and they supposedly were trying for a baby but either due to fertility issues with one of them, their bleak living situation unfit children or him actually pulling out sooner because he's had second thoughts about her it hasn't happened. but he keeps mentioning wanting a little family. is he not interested then?
>>34001020
that's cool, traveling is awesome i'd like to do more of that before having them if the chance arises. didn't really answer my question though.
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>>34001058
Having opposite sex friends is not cheating.
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>>34001062
thats not how any of that works... but good luck
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>>34001048
Yeah that too lel
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>>34001076
no, only diet pussy
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>>34001076
fish is acceptable you ketolard
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>>34001062
peculiar goals but i respect it
>>34001067
entj tell me why am i not surprised you are an absolute freak? t. entp
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>>34000177
They're two sides of the same coin, flirting is more about implied sexual interest than pure jokes I think tho
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>>34001076
You need at least a tablespoon of smegma daily for protein.
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>>34001073
You keep repeating this as a counterargument to everyone who says that you, as a woman in a relationship, spending unrestricted amounts of time in private with certain male friends, but not all of them indiscriminately, is suspicious and uncustomary. Your retort to everyone calling that behavior into question is to label them as insecure gooner incels.

Go figure. You aren't here to discuss anything, you're literally here for one purpose and one purpose alone: to troll.
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>>34001039
Idk. I'm making spaghetti.
Do you guys like spaghetti?
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Why is JH so widely known?
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>>34000971
I'm all ears. It's okay to feel hopeless after what you described you are going through.
It's not a flaw, it's human.
Small steps, like describing what you're feeling here, are important to take a bit of control back.
The days are hard now and they won't change overtime, but small steps can add up over time.
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>>34001091
You did this. This is your fault.
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>>34001024
>anyone that disregards your values is an adversary
So by choosing that definition, you thereby make everyone in existence your adversary and you get to feel more like a special snowflake protagonist while eeking out a mundane existence and posting on 4chan with the rest of us, your fellow faggots and your sworn adversaries.

Cool story bro.
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>>34001091
She's fun.
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>>34001076
>Is it okay to eat pussy when I’m supposed to be on a caloric deficit?
Yes, but it can actually make you hungry, so I would advise against it when in a cutting phase.

>>34001089
>Do you guys like spaghetti?
Yes, it's great for carb loading. Especially before a marathon in my case.
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>>34001091
Unironically because of questions like this.
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>>34001074
>>34001081
currently 160lbs/72kg, shooting for 132lbs/60kg
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>>34001085
You're an idiot.
Using additional words doesn't disguise that fact.
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Dating apps are such a fucking hassle.
I gave them a try, on recommendation of my therapist no less (it's a long story) and sometimes it's just so discouraging. I have to sift through a dozen profiles of boring and incompatible seeming people. Recently I finally found someone who gave of the air of a person I'd genuinely would want to meet and get to know better. But of course she didn't reply.
I'm not sure if I should just keep at it until finally the stars align or if it's just a waste of my patience
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I'm around 6'1" and 178lbs. Am I in the danger zone of being underweight?
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>>34001077
I love the world
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I have become too fat for my carhartt. I did not think it was possible to be too fat for a carhartt.
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>>34001101
A thousand calories deficit at your current weight is probably too much. You need something you can be consistent with and make progressive weight loss.
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I dreamed up yet another new hypothetical survival endurance fetish predicament machine to put women in in my imagination
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>>34001103
Ah, yes, another cheater. Literally, this time, a cheater. Today assuming the white knight duty.
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>>34001105
Give people the benefit of the doubt, profiles are hard to make
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>>34001092
Yeah, maybe. Keep on keeping on
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>>34001107
>underweight
no such thing.
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>>34001107
Are you skinny-fat, or just skinny?

>>34001109
What size is the Carhartt
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>>34001096
like that other dummy was saying, you would do well not to engage in black and white thinking. no entity person or otherwise will have the same set of values you do, and in this there are degrees of disregarding values. most people will regard your values as long as they are perceived as reasonable. better people will regard your values even if they do not understand them. the best person will try to understand your values, and value them on your behalf regardless of their understanding. groups of people, however, are a collective host to things, alien things, that ACTIVELY disregard your values.
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>>34001111
Tell us about it.
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>>34001103
You are living proof of his point
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>>34001118
I wish you would stop talking
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>>34001115
You're gonna take advice from a fatass like this?
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>>34001116
>What size is the Carhartt
Large
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>you're an incel
>you're a gooner
>you're an idiot
Everyone else may add to this list of well-thought responses. Prefferably 45 year old men who go after and prey on 20 year old girls, if at all possible.
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>>34001116
I was told I look like a pregnant woman by /fit/ anons. So I guess skinny fat.
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>>34001110
I can't eat most foods because I can't chew (my braces physically prevents my teeth from touching) and blending food is a hassle.
If anything, a borderline fast will come naturally to me.
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>>34001122
feel free to leave the thread. alternatively, i can give you my paypal email and you can pay me to leave. which do you choose?
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>>34001128
>insecure
>controlling
>abusive
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>>34001108
it can be quite magical
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>>34001113
Fair enough. Honestly i think this is one of the things that I hate so much about these apps. The superficiality of it all, you're scrolling through people like products or content. Not to mention how the presentation is encouraging you to compare them to each other based on very shallow characteristics.
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>>34001133
Women always default to wanting money
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>>34001133
>you can pay me to leave
Your fiance’s future in 10 years.
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>>34001039
Is body recomposition real or not?
I usually have struggles with adapting to new diets, so I thought that maybe getting used to just one would be better than cutting and then bulking.
Thanks in advance!
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I wish I could sing.
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>>34001134
>controlling
Yeah, this is what I was looking for. MKG can't effectively fish for young girls if they aren't empowered to run around and semi-date men while they're in a relationship. Therefore, the world must change to create opportunities for him. Pesky, controlling boyfriends who care about their relationships are a pain in the ass.
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>>34001143
Do you ever practice?
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If I talk shit I’m a gossip if I fake being nice I’m fake plastic I can’t win
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>>34000685
>I can't trust straight hoes
Bad experience?
>I masturbate 30+ times a day even without a challenge.
Wait, seriously? I've been diagnosed as hypersexual, and I'm still at less than half of that. Dicks are weak
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>>34001085
Wrong person.
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>>34001136
that is the most vile panty i have ever seen. i wouldn't leave a woman over it but i would absolutely judge her every time i see her (and buy her more chip panty).
>>34001139
NAG anon but your post is funny
>>34001140
i am well past that point, sweetheart
>>34001141
it is almost three in the afternoon you freak
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God gave me a second chance and I'll probably fuck it up anyways.
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>>34001145
Are you trying to help him or are you just trying to humiliate him?
You're being quite dismissive right now.
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>>34001150
There’s a third option you’re overlooking: if you don’t have anything nice to say, say nothing at all
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>>34001150
People who don't like you will find reasons.
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>>34000968
No! It's pretty standard for people who do my job tho lol
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>>34001153
This took a while and should've been in lowercase, but you abtained.
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>>34001129
Don't lie dude, you're the loser that probably posted himself acting like your gf did because "she" wanted to leave you for being a fat bastard.
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>>34001148
I sing in the bathroom
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>>34001165
Start doing it elsewhere too.
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>>34000176
M
Ryoji Ikeda - Ultratronics (2022)
10/10
>>34000231
Idk the whole situation but you can apologise and make it up to her anon, and try to me more attentive, but also tell her about how you're feeling and what you're going through
>>34000254
I need an instruction manual
>>34000272
Nothing gained nothing lost lol
>>34000289
I've already pressed X
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>>34001154
>your post is funny
Thanks I get that a lot
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>>34001135
What color are your crocs
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>>34001158
its entj, he's here to humiliate and cuck you with his ultra chadliness
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>>34000345
Hot
>>34000336
Does she not have a job
>>34000352
Lol yeah Bateman was a massive autist
>>34000376
It's not a big factor for me desu I have pretty varied tastes
>>34000382
You sound like the weird one lol
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>>34001039
>Does anyone have any diet, nutrition, or food related questions?
I had a bunch I thought of the day before Thanksgiving. But I apparently drank them all away.
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>>34001107
That sounds pretty normal to me. I'd say below 150 lbs would be underweight at your height, but it depends on frame.
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>>34001139
Don't you like being a personification of your wallet? Have you tried being himan today?
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>>34001154
It’s been a decade and you still don’t have enough money for a wedding? Lmao
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>>34001162
Translation?
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>>34000453
>My seasonal depression is over
Jelly
>ask me now while I'm still here
How did you get over yours
I haven't worked a proper shift at my job in nearly two weeks and am currently bedrotting in the dark until my roommates go to bed so I don't have to interact with them
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>>34001177
Human*
(Shiet, I need to do that more)
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>>34001177
Yeah okay blame men, good one
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>>34001161
I thought you might be a friend of one of my relatives who works in ECE, mainly because you said "gumboot" so I thought you could be from NZ.
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>>34000345
Attracted. Possibly a but shy
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Need a woman’s lap to rest head on and fall asleep
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>>34001119
Fine but only because the thread is over 1000 replies so I can't be mocked for very long.
The woman is dressed in a waterproof but thin suit which does not provide much insulation.
The woman is placed in a cooler such that it's not aggressively cold but will gradually sap heat away from her over time more than she can offset just by shivering or increased metabolism.
The woman's head is covered by a warm headgear and her face is covered by a mask she can see out of, breathe neutral temperature air through, and drink mildly warm water through a mouthpiece at will. A visor allows her to see out of it.
She is anchored to a wall but her hands are free to work an apparatus of valves set in front of her.
She can warm her core a bit by drinking the water but has to be careful not to drink too much and get sick.
The valves control regional pouches in her suit. The suit is made of two thin layers with pouches between them, sectioned off for each hand, foot, forelimb, section of torso, etc. The pouches are all empty to begin with. Each pouch has a valve corresponding to it that will suction it back to a flat and empty state. Each pouch also has a corresponding intake valve which is closed by default.
All intake valves are hooked to her catheter. Whenever she pees or whenever she notices she is peeing if the catheter causes involuntary peeing, she can change the intake valves to determine which pouch or pouches get filled to what extent. The pouches will allow the warmth of her urine to radiate back to her skin but prevent her from getting wet, so when it starts to get cold she can just use the vacuum valve to get rid of the liquid and flatten the pouch again.
She has to carefully manage her water intake, urine output, and where to route the heat of her pee in order to keep her temperature stable.
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>>34001169
less funny but everyone stumbles now and then
>>34001178
i was talking about having a fiance, i wouldn't leave her in limbo like that :/
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>>34001187
Oh don't worry. I am ESL and pick up words pretty randomly lol
The poster above me (maybe you?) said gumboot, I googled what it was, and I thought "oh, I have those".
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>>34000547
A dance class
>>34000534
>eaten today, most of the answers will be nothing/coffee/cigarettes
Why do you have to call me out like this
(I'm miserable when I eat too btw)
>>34000567
Black coffee and cigarettes
It was fine
Currently sitting in completely darkness waiting for the stroke of midnight
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>>34001193
whats wrong with being mocked on an anonymous forum?
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>>34001170
Black with fake gem accessories LOL. wbu?
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>>34001171
This is an advice board.
Hateful comments like that won't help anyone and don't belong here.
Let's focus on giving support.
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>>34001201
why are you scolding me, retard? i'm not entj. i was informing you of his actions since you're apparently newfag. i advise you to kill yourself.
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Anyone had the experience of having their appetite completely shut off after a bad virus like the flu or covid? It's been 2 weeks. I don't know if it's just virus related or if me being a retard is playing into it too
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Trumpian dialectical nonsense
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>>34001194
I don’t exist for your entertainment dickhead
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>>34001171
It's that kinda behavior that gets him banned.
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>>34000602
I'd get killed by one of the posters who wants me dead, seems like a win-win
>>34000724
M, I used to have loads but gave most away so these days I only have a few pairs. A pair of black formal shoes, black boots, black sneakers, converse boots, and blue sneakers, that's about it
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>>34001199
I like to pretend to innately value the opinions of other people a priori, or desire social validation, or fear peer pressure, because it makes conversational exchanges go smoother even on the Internet
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>>34001209
no, it's the weird anti-india spam episodes that get him banned.
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>>34001202
I’m sorry you feel that way.
That wasn’t my intention.
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>>34001214
i'm sorry for my outburst. i support your decision to live.
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>>34000724
M, oh yeah and I have steel capped boots from warehouse
Speaking of which
Evens I stay at my shitty bar job over Xmas
Odds I try to back to nightshift in the warehouse so I can avoid interacting with people
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>>34001214
Ignore the helpless, it's better to let them learn for themselves.
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>>34001207
i understood that
>>34001211
have you considered valuing other's opinions a priori, or disregarding social validation and peer pressure? you should try it sometime, needling people can be barrels of fun
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>>34001202
name on, entj
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>>34000844
As a bartender, you shouldn't waste money as a bar, the drinks are incredibly overpriced and you don't know how well they clean their lines, the taps, glasses etc. You're best off going to the nearest hypermarket and loading up on some crates or big bottles.
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>>34001204
Not me personally, but my husband does. In general the less he eats, the less hungry he gets so if he skips 3-4 days of food because he's too sick to eat he often has a hard time going back to his normal diet. He lost over 10 lbs last time I got him sick.

I usually feed him bone broth while he's actively turbo sick, and then go for small but frequent meals until he feels better.
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>>34000724
M
Red Reeboks and I'm giving new Black boots for Christmas.
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>>34001112
Dude, I can point and laugh at idiots regardless of cheating and without whit knighting.
You'd understand that if, you know, you weren't an idiot.
Good luck with that .
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>>34001204
i have, it sucks. ensure, huel, onions etc kept me alive but they all taste like shit. appetite came back eventually
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>>34001223
>if he skips 3-4 days of food because he's too sick to eat
Do people usually get this sick? That sounds like near-death to me.
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>>34001229
not sure if 4chan shenanigans or autocorrect but onions = s*ylent
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>>34001120
I wasn't aware he had made one. Could you rephrase his "point" in one sentence?
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>>34000724
F, house shoes, hiking boots, sneakers, winter boots, two pairs of sandals, one pair of high heels, gym shoes, one pair of high heel boots
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>>34000956
I just took a four hour nap and I'm about to take another
>>34000994
This is retarded, cinnamon roll canonically eats a lot of cinnamon rolls, and Hello Kitty loves eating big healthy dinners and dessert
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>>34001216
Apologies accepted, anon.
>>34001218
No. Everyone deserves help. If I have the knowledge and the opportunity to help someone with advice, I will.
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>>34001184
So what time are you changing your cosplay after you pay for a woman's $10 pho? Or is paying for food the only way you think you'll get sex?
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I need sex
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>>34001231
only those already on the verge if death
people that lose their appetite are such an ick
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>>34001237
I’ve never given women money unless they were homeless or destitute
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>>34001235
>cinnamon roll canonically eats a lot of cinnamon rolls, and Hello Kitty loves eating big healthy dinners and dessert
nta but that pic is not supposed to have anything to do with what those characters eat, it's supposed to be a "perfect little doll" type of diet with sanrio aesthetics
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>>34001240
So you only shop small buisness hookers?
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>>34001236
if i told you only limericks make me feel better, would you write?
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>>34001242
Fuck off
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I could theoretically become a normie by taking my meds, but I know that normies are all fake and gay and I'm a real one so I won't.
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>>34001231
I brought home some really nasty stuff from work over the years... I'm a very hungry caterpillar and even I could not stomach eating for a couple days on 2-3 occasions. This year I got a stomach bug that turned me inside out, a couple years ago I got a cough so nasty that I could not stop coughing long enough to eat.
He generally doesn't have a huge appetite, he'll eat a big meal once a day and be content.
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>>34001241
is "perfect little doll" an actual archetype?
>>34001247
uhhh based?
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>>34001220
You’re an awful person
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>>34001244
Well, I’m not the best at poetry.
But if it really meant that much to you, I’d at least try.
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>>34001247
trust me, no meds could fix you
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>>34001254
That's because I'm fine the way I am.
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>have daughters they said
>it'll be fun they said
I have a five and a three year old daughter and I have literally watched Frozen enough times to memorize the script, women are awful, don't let them trick you into this
>just got full Jeet and abort the daughters
I have some sons too and it's the same thing but with Star Wars, but I was watching that 10x a year already.
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>>34000844
>being a whore or slut requires having sex.
Technically correct.
Being "slutty" or "whorish" does not.

>>34000824
>no, people are either cheaters or they aren't.
For the most part, this is correct.
It turns out that it *is* possible for someone who is 100% *NOT* a cheater to be worn down from years and become a cheater.

>there's no way to stop yourself from being cheated in except not dating
Correct.
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>>34001250
only in the brains of the anorexics. in reality they look like walking corpses and are deeply unpleasant to be around
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>>34001256
No one cares Mr normie
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>>34001251
i agree, which is why i've stopped identifying a lot with people, persons, personhood, etc. not sure where you got that from though
>>34001253
you're a good one anon, no idea why you're choosing this forum to express that but i support your vice
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>>34001054
>me reading this hitting the vape after eating nothing today
>>34001001
You people work out?
>health or physique benefits
I think us eating disorder anons are too mentally unwell to give a fuck about any of that lol
>>34001217
>odds
Warehouse it is, will apply again tonight...
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>>34001260
You being an awful, terrible person
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>>34001001
It's a retard brain maladaptive coping mechanism, the focus on weight loss is the form it takes but not the actual real problem itself
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Want to fold a femanon in non euclidean ways
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Why do women automatically assume I have a monster penis, just because I have size 15 shoes doesn't mean that's big too.
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>>34001244
there once was a man on this forum,
who came to me with his quorum.
he asked "will i get laid?"
i said, "only if paid"
without a singular ounce of decorum
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>>34001244
There once was an anon who coomed
It certainly brought his doom
He slurmed into socks
When he got of his rocks
But caught by his mother too soon
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>>34001231
Nta, hasn't happened in many years but a friend and I got food poisoning I think after a cookout a while ago (I blame my baddie friend's kebabs she definitely didn't cook them through properly lmao). Not to get graphical but let's just say I couldn't keep *anything* down. So yeah I went a solid 3 days without eating a thing and then I was alright
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>>34001250
>is "perfect little doll" an actual archetype?
thats like the archetype of archetypes
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>>34001258
i wouldn't begrudge them anon, everyone drowns in their perceived expectations. the question worth asking them is if they're ready to breathe?
>>34001263
meh. i stay out of people's way when i can, more for my sake than theirs, but i can appreciate a healthy quid pro quo. tell me anon, are YOU ready to breathe?
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>>34001255
hilarious
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>>34001275
i hate anorexics in this thread because they spread their mental illness and glorify it
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>>34001260
I empathize with this place.
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>>34001275
Stop replying to me
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>>34001268
we hope your genetics made everything big and didn't stop at the one thing where it actually would matter
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>>34001276
It's not my fault you're fake and gay.
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>>34001283
sour grapes final boss
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>>34001278
THINSPO
[spoiler]I hate looking in the mirror[/spoiler]
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>>34001256
They got both behaviors from you. Girls just girlformed.
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>>34001282
You'd be disappointed if we got to the point you wanted my pants off.
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>>34001273
Sigh... Very relatable... that was me earlier this month.
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>>34001223
>>34001229
Thank you both, it helps to know the root of it really could just be recovering from the virus. I'm probably overthinking and letting my anxiety get the best of me again. Good reminder about meal replacement drinks and broths/soups too, for some reason I never think of them
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>>34001284
Are you talking to yourself?
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>>34001288
thats what making out is for
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Time to go be sad for several hours.
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>>34001142
>Is body recomposition real or not?
Yes, but you are always going to be trading gains for fat loss. If you're a newbie lifter and at a high body fat percentage, you can make massive improvements both ways, but if you've already made all your newbie gains and are at a relatively normal body fat percentage, it's better to commit to either the bulk or maingaining. The real issue is adjusting your calories over time because it takes time to track progress.

>>34001151
>Wait, seriously?
No, I was being facetious, but there are definitely times where I experience hypersexuality and can orgasm 20+ times in a day.

>>34001256
Children are a blessing, but God doesn't give with both hands. Don't take these moments for granted.
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>>34001247
Kek
I have such a love hate relationship with meds but I'm one of those people who has to take them else I spiral so much that people intervene and I'm forced to take them
Be glad I suppose that you at least have a choice, but you really should consider it desu, being a "real one" is fun and games until shit hits the fan. Being a normie isn't so terrible
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>>34001282
Well i didnt choose to lose the genetic lottery so you got your own hopes up, not my fault
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>>34001296
No one cares
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>>34001245
Why, that's ethical shopping. Congrats, anon. The community loves that you support the homeless and destitute women that need a bit of love and attention all at the bargain price of $20 for 2 at ruby tuesdays.
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>>34001300
you win some, you lose some
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>>34001295
Even erect I feel like you'd still be saddened and wishing I was bigger.
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>>34001304
You’re a mentally ill fat cunt who neglects your kids. Fuck off, you aren’t funny or interesting
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>>34001300
well, how big is it
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>>34001231
I've been about 10 days of a piece of toast and small amount of goat milk a day, and real sugar in tea and coffee. There's some really nasty viruses out there this year
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>>34001298
i have a question. i look best around 115 lbs, how do i remain this way? i can get fat, but i naturally tend towards underweight, and building muscle changes my body in ways that i don't like. (my lats get huge really fast and i look like a flying squirrel) i want to be healthy but i feel like it's so easy to teeter into one extreme. any advice?
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>>34001242
>>34001304
Huh, I guess it IS possible for a chick to be funny.
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bump.

he also keeps holding/touching my lower belly with his hand when we are sitting together or cuddling is that another indicator/sign of baby fever? does this mean anything when it comes to me

>>34001005
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>>34001271
>>34001272
rofl God bless you both
>>34001274
huh, okay
>>34001278
you can hate anorexic behavior without hating anorexics brother!
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>>34001231
high fever will make your body stop eating, it's a normal immune reaction to things like the flu.
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>>34001296
Would you mind sharing why you are sad?
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>>34001280
why?
>>34001281
now why on earth would i do that when you've been giving me good conversation??
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>>34001320
There’s nothing good about this, you’re a malicious piece of shit who enjoys upsetting people
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What do you call it when you know next to nothing about someone but you like being around them because it's calming and just feels natural?
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>>34001323
Feeling a connection, I'd say.
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>>34001319
Loneliness and a lack of direction/prospects.
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>>34001200
Red with flower holes
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>>34001323
Chemistry
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>>34001323
Being a woman with daddy issues finding a man with lots of money
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>>34001233
You are a cheater who could not be trusted to socialize with the opposite gender in a platonic way
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>>34001227
>Good luck with that .
Excellent reasoning.
>regardless of cheating
You could at least try to remain on the topic.
>can point and laugh
There's zero value in that and nobody takes you seriously anyway. Good luck with your pointless posts made for children. You seem to get along better with them than with adults anyway.
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>>34001310
nta who originally talked about his shoe size but im around 4 inches, being tall makes it look a lot worse which is honestly my biggest issue.
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>>34001322
ah, you don't like the needling thing, surprising considering how far up your ass that stick is. what's your backstory? bullying? picked on by your folks as a kid? or were you born with an allergy to fun?
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>>34001322
you are mixing up that anon with me, schizo
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>>34001339
>give me more ammo to be a piece of shit
>>34001341
Okay so you’re both pieces of shit, good one
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Why do women always have to be rude to me? Just because I don't talk to them?
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>>34001275
>i stay out of people's way when i can
No, you don't
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>>34001323
that you are comfortable with them
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State gender
Will you have kids someday?
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Why are there literally no Youtube channels/social media influencers dedicated to teaching autistics how to normiemaxx? Thought there'd be at least one blackpiller who went into autistic detail about emulating NT body language/speech cadence/conversational rhythms but apparently no
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>>34001315
>>34001005
Yeah I'd say so, girlie pop.
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>>34001344
Maybe if you would stop following them at night they would be less rude
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>>34001347
No, and I hope none of you do
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>>34001347
F
Fuck no
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>>34001347
Female, yes hopefully will start trying soon
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>>34001334
It's impressive how wrong you are. The guy than me so no daddy issues, and I don't know his financial status but he doesn't seem rich.

Let me put it this way: if I told any woman my age I have any kinds of feelings towards this guy, she would laugh her ass off at me. He's young and still broke, but at least he has time on his side, I don't have that much time.
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>>34001347
F
Probably not
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>>34001343
there comes a point in life where you have to all yourself. is everyone else the problem? or is it me? i hope you reach this point soon.
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>>34001329
cute.
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>>34001348
I should open one of those when I stop working with autists IRL.
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>>34001348
That's what occupational therapists are for
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>>34001352
Thanks I don't want too.
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>>34001357
Okay I don’t care
>>34001359
Wow such depth of analysis so smart
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>>34001320
Hey, you never answered my question?
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>>34001345
...guilty!
>>34001343
>i'll avoid the question because i'm afraid he'll talk about it!
there's no "i" in egotistical, anon. open up a little, quit being so self-centered, you never know what you'll get which is the beauty of this place
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Women, do you feel this way?
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>>34001351
I don't do that, if anything it's the other way around.
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>>34001324
>>34001331
>>34001346
Is there a way to know whether it's because he's male and I haven't been in a relationship for while or it's because of something about him in particular?
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>>34001118
>you would do well not to engage in black and white thinking.
I am not. I am employing actual logic. I recommend you trying it sometime.

>no entity person or otherwise will have the same set of values you do
Irrelevant.

>and in this there are degrees of disregarding values
To disregard essentially means "to ignore".
While it is certainly possible to slightly ignore or somewhat ignore someone or something, if that were the case then it would not be fully ignored. That much is true.

Imagine a jar of marbles. If you somewhat empty it, you're still emptying it even though the jar has not been emptied.

Similarly, someone whose values are *somewhat* disregarded have not had their values fully disregarded. But they have been disregarded.

As the anon used an absolute to state their position, ie "anyone that disregards your values is an adversary" the degree to which one disregards their values is also irrelevant.

In short, in your post you have said nothing, are nothing, and amount to nothing. How's that for black and white, buttercup?
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>>34001348
that's because normiemaxxing is called "masking" and it has debilitating mental consequences. but you can probably find guides, good luck have fun
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>>34001180
>How did you get over yours
I cope with sex, substances, and 4chan until my seasonal affective disorder is over. After that, I'm my best self again. I've never had full-on, long-term depression, but I've had crises that basically turned me into a womanizer until they were over. So I'm definitely not the right person to ask about this. But the way I see it, it's either therapy to get over it or antidepressants.
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>>34001335
Wedding vows are also too important to take them seriously, dude >>33999752
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>>34001372
sorry i can't read things written by pedophiles but i appreciate the effort in principle
>>34001366
heyyyy which question was that? ask and you will receive
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>>34001365
You only "don't care" because you were completely wrong.

Dumbass.
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>>34001367
I know exactly what I’d get from a den of autistic vipers who thrive on hurting others. You people don’t even view yourselves as human, so why would you view my struggles as human?
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>>34001368
Is she Jewish?
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>>34001371
are you comfortable around every male? it is probably him
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>>34001377
No I didn’t care in the slightest because you’re a terrible human and anyone you like should be warned
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>>34001347
I'd like too but I don't think I'll ever get the chance.
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>>34001361
me and you both brother, we're about to make a killing
>>34001363
yeah but they're always condescending normies and nobody listens to them
>>34001373
literally nothing, type in 'how to be neurotypical' or 'how to mask' and you just get neurodiversity advocacy accounts talking about why masking is harmful
Even Clavicular's 'How to be NT' video just gave generic advice about listening more than speaking and standing tall and making eye contact, no niche level stuff
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>>34001381
Who am I?
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>>34001347
F
No I honestly don't know why people do.
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>>34001384
An atogan user, you’re scum
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>>34001335
>You are a cheater who could not be trusted to socialize with the opposite gender in a platonic way
Fine summation more clearly stated. Thank you.

You post was false tho.
I've had platonic female friends my entire life and never once crossed a line. One was hot and I fapped to her countless times and literally touched her once in 14 years despite knowing her girl and spending most of our time together in the same room.
I was brought to the point of nearly cheating before I ever knew the one I cheated with.
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>>34001381
It's impressive that I leave this place for weeks, months... yet you're still on the same bullshit. Oh, and you don't know who I am.
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>>34001390
I don’t need to know, and I don’t care, again, you’re scum
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>>34001383
you might have more luck trying to reverse-engineer cia body language guides, if you want to be more specific. but your efforts will likely exhaust you and make you even more offputting.
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Bf was married before and was wealthy. He didn't grow up wealthy he just made a lot of money and lived well. He was married quite young and has a kid. They are separated but not divorced, Idk why he doesn't initiate tje process but he cannot go back to his country so it would have to be done distantly. He rarely sees the kid and he's not very talkative to him. They met once since. I have not met, seen a picture or even know his name, only the age. He was obsessed with money and status back then, had affairs, wild parties and drugs, maybe a more time and less wealthy version of wolf of wallstreet but his work was not scamming it was legal. Things I've heard like at one point renting an 8k apartment in Singapore with staff. Well at some point he fell from this lifestyle and his money basically ran out, the strained marriage fell apart and she went back to their home country and he went somewhere else. And that's where we met.

I felt it wasn't a good sign from the start but he has been eager to learn about me, make me happy, completely supports me mentally and financially, looks out for me. We've had a few arguments but it resolves fast, he doesn't insult me or hurt me. He said I was exactly what he wanted and manifested in a woman.

The thing is he is a completely different person that what he described his old self. A part of me just feels resentment. I'm being treated well unlike the wife was, but she was always supported with wealth and I have him now that he has to start over so we don't even have stable housing, definitely no staff, and we don't have any marriage or family. It's not bad at all but it's not great either. I feel like I always get the short end of the stick, someone else gets better treatment and better opportunities and support and I'm just there because the guy has nothing and needs sex and someone to build him back up. How do I know if or when he is wealthy again he doesn't go back to them?

Is being alone better..
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>>34001376
>sorry i can't read
Fair enough.
Good luck with all the brain damage!
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>>34001393
uh, sounds like quite the mess you are opting into there
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>>34001380
That's a good question.
I'm not. And I say I'm comfortable with this person but I'm not sure it goes both ways. So I'm not even sure if it's him or me projecting something onto him
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>>34001375
Repeating a joke doesn't recapture the funny.
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>>34001393
We need to bring back victim blaming
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>>34001393
Again, women always default to money
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>>34001347
M
I would like to yes but I fear that I am too old to be a good father
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>>34001349
is there a certain part of what he's said/done that sticks out more than the others to think that? he mentioned having baby fever again to me last night so i'm sneaking on atoga to investigate

>girlie pop
yes giurl <3
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>>34001347
I don't see myself as a father, but then again, you never know. I'm already in my late 20s, and I feel like a kid with the same interests but more money for fun stuff. Maybe when I turn 35 or 40, I'll suddenly rethink life or whatever.
Also, my friends, who are about the same age as me (with a little variation), also don't want kids. One is even dating an extra short girl, I don't remember the height, but she's so short she's been told she can't have kids because it could kill her, and he's okay with that.
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>>34001391
>again
that was not me.
also, refer back to >>34001390
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>>34001378
maybe i have a soft spot for prey that understands they are prey but likes to hang around what they view are predators, your guess is as good as mine here. what do you think?
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>>34001371
I think some people, regardless of gender, just have natural chemistry together and that can take the form of feeling really comfortable together even if you don't know each other well, like you described. I think it's just a random thing and doesn't necessarily mean much on it's own, but it's obviously a good thing to have in your important relationships
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>>34001392
oh they have those online? I'll have a look
I think my main problem is sensory-induced anxiety and speech cadence, I'm a bit cooked right now but it's began for me, people still like me and I have friends I just can't get laid or fit in with normie guys
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>>34001268
I also wear size 15 and I have a big dick, but in turn I have small hands and wrists.
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>>34001347
define kid.
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>>34001396
Yep sure does, I know exactly how it sounds, even my own intuition says it's not worth it. If I had to work and pay for anything I would jusy stay alone. But at least he covers my expenses and is very kind and caring with me. He's been told if that changes I am gone, and if he doesn't finalize the past I am gone. Time is running out I guess. I should think of it as more of a transactional relationship and not form any attachment.
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>>34001389
>I've had platonic female friends my entire life
Yes, you told us about how many times you confessed your romantic feelings to them and were rejected
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>>34001404
You don’t get it and you never will
>>34001405
Whatever you’re digging for here, you aren’t going to get from me, I know your kind
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>>34001410
A human child
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>>34001400
Money is somewhere to live, food, protection and security. If you are broke you better own land, build a cabin, and learn to hunt. You know like all animals do to survive.
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>>34001368
Mhm. I love that he's short.
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>>34001415
You’re not worthy of any of that
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>meet girl first year of college
>we're friendly for a couple weeks
>I spill mild spaghetti when asking her out
>it's nbd but she turns me down
>she's still nice to me but I'm so embarrassed I avoid her and we stop interacting after a couple weeks
>ff 6 years
>she's now part of the music scene I'm in
>still funny as hell and stylish
how unethical is it for me to introduce myself as if we're complete strangers who never met? Decent chance she's almost forgotten me, I've looksmaxxed and improved my charisma quite a lot since then too
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>>34001401
How old are you?
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>its SOOO small im only 5 inches.. will women love me?!
Not to gatekeep self-pitying, but I want to hit these people with hammers. Try being 1.5 inches totally erect. THATS a fucking curse. Not your literally completely normal and functioning sex organ.
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>>34001420
22
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>>34001413
please be honest with yourself for once, we all know you like the attention, and i am offering it to you (on a silver platter no less!)
>>34001414
m
then no, i do not suppose i will, not unless the average woman/human decides to be dependable (impossible challenge)
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>>34001419
Better to not be dishonest.
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>>34001425
Weak manipulation attempt, you’re pathetic, like all the rest of you dysgenic fucks
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>>34001421
You can apply for medical help and penis enlargement if you're that small retard. It's like saying "Shut up incel burn victims exist" Yeah they get pity, they get photos of before when they were hot, shut up.
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>>34001419
You just tell her on the first date if she says yes after you ask her out.
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>>34001398
I noticed
>>34000228
Also, that was mostly just a simple example of your logic
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>>34001419
don't ever be dishonest, and certainly not when people are depending on your honesty please.
>>34001427
you know what's fun about needling? it doesn't need your participation in order for it to hit. maybe i'm on base, maybe i'm not, either way you're tonguing my hole lmao. what are we going to do with you, anon?
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>>34001402
It's giving cumulative psyop by the amount of referencing. If that's all in event order, it does look like he's escalating. Better lay down the law lest he thinks he needs to forget a condom sometime and you magically be at your most fertile point in your cycle. (Dw, men don't do that kind of caring for women unless they are gay. Because math is for women.)
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>>34001433
You exist in a sad, sad state
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>>34001426
>>34001430
>>34001433
Fair enough, I'll just play it cool
desu this is probably in my head anyway because I was the one who avoided HER after she turned me down, she was still friendly to me whenever we saw each other in passing, as if nothing changed
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>>34001428
you're not only flatly wrong, you dont know what you're talking about and you missed the point entirely too. fucking retard
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>>34001419
it's not even a matter of ethics, she may well remember you and it'll be embarrassing and weird as fuck to lie
i think it's better to own it anyway, if you can make a lighthearted joke at it (without wallowing in self pity) while you reintroduce yourself it'll be great but be careful this can go either way
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>>34001383
You should probably work on whatever's stuck in your craw about "normies". If you actively hold yourself out as being special and nurture disconnection as a mark of your specialness you'll never stop going around in circles
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>>34001440
No I got the point yo stupid nigger, you're just a disingenuous prick.
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>>34001347
M
Those who live by the sword die by the sword, those who live by the dick die in bed. It's not that I don't have chances or that I have some mental illness. No, I just genuinely love women, all without exception, so I chose to become a fuckboy intentionally and never plan to settle. I will die at 82 with my dick inside a hot 19 yo girl from a heart attack after overdosing on Viagra, with a smile on my face.
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>>34001421
I don't believe you post dick
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Women, are we in a hornyposting mood, or is this not a good time?
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>>34001447
You will die miserable and alone and you’re too retarded to know
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>>34001290
Ouchie, hope it doesn't happen again for a long time <3
>>34001323
Good chemistry ig
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>>34001435
you are a toy.
>>34001439
in all honesty, she'd probably enjoy running into you again, at the very least to remember shared experiences. you'll find the more open you are with people, the less you'll have to worry and the more you can weed out who is worth paying attention to, and who has terminal wet blanket status. oops!
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>>34001449
He doesn't have one, he's just bitching on behalf of others to put down people who realize being below average to average is a million times worse than being at the bottom.
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>>34001451
Youtube says watch him poledance and take a bdsm test, so I suppose it is hornyposting hours.
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>>34001455
So what? You’re all subhumans who don’t view anything with any serious regard
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>>34001449
I have zero reason to do that even anonymously.
>>34001445
No, you didn't get the point because if you did you wouldn't have responded like such an illiterate retard.
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>>34001325
I hear you. Feeling lonely and unsure about the future is painful and overwhelming. You don't have to figure it all at once. If you want to talk more, I think I can stay here for some more time.
>>34001320
>why
I too get insecure and scared about what's to come.
I've fumbled multiple relationships. I get rejected/ghosted.
Everyday I try to overcome the pain and do the best I can.
I just feel that, despite this being an anonymous board, I could try making a difference, be it small or big, in someone's life.
Even if it's just hearing them vent.
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>>34001336
I'm batting around an idiot like a cat with balled up waste paper.
Your critique of my form lacks substance.

It's almost as if you too are an idiot. Go figure.
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>>34001241
>supposed to be a "perfect little doll" type of diet with sanrio aesthetics
I hate when people pervert Sanrio stuff (which is supposed to be positive and innocent) for disgusting sinister stuff like this
I mean I acknowledge that a lot of people with eating disorders are mentally unwell and grooming other people into it is kind of a cope, the same way some suicidal people do and incels with their cult etc. But it's still really bad and twisted
Also stupid to use Hello Kitty as an icon when she loves food lol (real niggas remember the episode where she has too many seconds and then is too full for dessert), that's like using Usagi from Sailor Moon as an icon
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Gah damn, my dih
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>>34001432
Also, you don't understand concepts or the meaning of words.
Gotcha.
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>>34001467
You’re 45 years old and your dad died in your arms disappointed in you
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>>34001457
In what fucking world is being below average in penis size better than having a genetic disorder make your dick so small that you LITERALLY cannot have normal sex and penis enlargement options wouldnt even fix it or make it functional? What the fuck are you even saying you deluded nigger? Are you off your meds?
>being 5'7 is actually WAY worse than being 3'7
You are too stupid to live. Donate your organs to charity.
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>>34001347
M, no lol it just feels irresponsible as a bipolar person to have kids. At least with cats, worst case scenario if I go mental for a few days, they have their food/water/litter and can go out etc. I like kids and being unc but yeah that's enough for me to be content
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>>34001470
I thought he had a stepdad, while his dad left him during childhood
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>>34001412
>Yes, you told us about how many times you confessed your romantic feelings to them and were rejected
No. That was just the industrial goth chick I fell in love with and tried to do it as a joke to halfway do it. We were always platonic though.

I've had a lot of platonic friends I never had interest in.
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>>34001312
Do you do a lot of work with your lats or are you just genetically predisposed to wide lats?

>>34001323
It means you fuck with their vibe.

>>34001347
>Will you have kids someday?
No, the generational trauma is too strong. I love my kids so much that I'm not having them.

>>34001373
>it has debilitating mental consequences
Fuck

>>34001421
>Try being 1.5 inches totally erect
I'm so sorry. That's a hell of a hand to be dealt.
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>>34001347
M
Yes
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>>34001475
That would make a lot more sense, whichever failure of a father figure died in front of him doesn’t matter
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>>34001453
I'm rich, handsome, competent, and athletic, though.
When I was a teen, my friends already called me a fuckboy because I started having sex early with multiple girls I was dating at the same time.
But about my future. I once saw a news story about some guy killing another guy, generic crime report. But that guy was an 80 something professor who had a 20 yo wife he'd been dating for years, and he was known as the guy who slept with his female students. After I saw that, I had a spark. Like, fuck, I want to live like that.
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>>34001459
now that is just not true, miss sunshine. i care about a lot of things, just not surface feelings. i like knowing people, not masks, and most people hold on to their mask real tight. most women don't realize how ugly their makeup is, physically and mentally, or how silly being defensive on an anonymous internet forum is.
>>34001462
very thoughtful of you anon. i think i agree, when you aren't living your ethic, the world is a worse place for everyone.
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>>34001470
>You’re 45 years old and your dad died in your arms disappointed in you
I'm 46.
He was in his bed.
He woke up every so often, I sang Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, and he smiled.
He was always incredibly proud of me and extremely loving.

Nice try tho.
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Be me, 26M
>gf 24F, together 2yrs, living together
>she’s perfect: cute, sweet, insane in bed, zero drama
>except her “ex” (28M, toxic cheater) still orbits
t>hey broke up 3 years ago but never stopped texting
>snooped her phone
>they’ve been sexting + emotional affair for 5 months, nudes, “miss your cock,” planning to fuck next week while I’m away
>she still says “I love you” every day and rides me like a pornstar
>best sex of my life lately lmao
>if I confront = lose everything
>if I stay quiet = I’m a cuck and she gets railed next week
>part of me wants to nut one last time then dump the screenshots mid-orgasm and walk out
another part wants to just enjoy the ride until it blows up
atoga what the fuck do I do
be honest, would (You) keep pretending for the god-tier sex?
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>>34001418
Okay broke basementcel I'm sure you aren't projecting your own failures onto the imagined person you wish I were.
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>>34001374
>cope with sex, substances, and 4chan until my seasonal affective disorder is over
I guess that's one way to deal with it lmao, glad it at least helps in the interim
>therapy to get over it or antidepressants
You should consider both desu
>crises that basically turned me into a womanizer until they were over
This sounds more like a manic episode or something lol
I guess everyone's different
Can't relate at all desu, when I'm depressed the last thing I want to do is interact with anyone, I have zero confidence, spend most of my time bedrotting, wear the same clothes for days etc. Hats off to you for womanising lol
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>>34001481
You sound like an ugly faggot
>>34001482
Ah I get it. Yeah I’m not a woman, holy wow you’re pathetic
>>34001484
He smiled because you lied to him about who you were. What a saint you are
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Where do I meet clingy gf
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>>34001487
Wow she's trash.
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>>34001489
You’re definitely ugly and no one will want to provide for you
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>>34001491
huh, really? and here i thought traps had died out after cross dressing became normalized. thats what i get for being greedy, i guess
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>>34001420
37
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>>34001493
yeah she is
but she’s also the hottest, sweetest, most fun trash i’ve ever been inside of and that’s the problem
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>>34001487
Is it worth all the god tier diseases you're gonna catch if you haven't already and the drama of the fallout?
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>>34001495
Man that is a really pathetic way to go, wow
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>>34001487
>would (You) keep pretending for the god-tier sex
No I would've dumped her yesterday lol
I'd lose attraction to her if I found out she'd been cheating
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>>34001494
Ahahahah this has to be a very bored dweller or a bot
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>>34001503
You’re here so you’re, at best, a mid, like a 6. No one wants to provide for a 6, you’re who they settle for
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>>34001434
>cumulative psyop
>cum
ahhh now that you mention it, well he has been pretty good about using a condom but he'll take it off to rub on my le princess parts, and the last time we had sex he did something unexpected and pulled out, took the condom off and busted on my ass/back but it might have been a little on my pussy too because I felt it between/on top of my lips. is he testing me?!
>math is for women
funny cause i'm asianish
long time ago when I did the big highschool test at the end of the year the teachers were probably racist and didn't give me a calculator

he's had feelings for me for years but this spring is when we started getting physically intimate, i had rejected him in the past.
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>>34001461
>I have zero reason to do that even anonymously.
Ok so you don't have it and you're a lying little bitch who is upset at people being upset.
Have an awful day
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>>34001484
>Always Look on the Bright Side of Life
Fuck you for getting that stuck in my head again.
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>>34001498
Just call her out on it. Tell her that you know she’s planning on fucking him. Her response will likely make your decision for you.
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>>34001491
>He smiled because you lied to him about who you were. What a saint you are
Nah. No point in that.

You're really reaching for this. It must be really important to you. It seems kinda pathetic, ngl.
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>>34001256
I'd rather watch Frozen over Star Wars anyday kek
Frozen fandom when the movie came out was so great. If you know you know
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>>34001499
already wrap it every time with her now (paranoia maxed). dude’s a walking biohazard from what she told me back when she hated him.
so yeah the STD roulette wheel is spinning in the background but the sex is legitimately 11/10, like “forget my own name” tier so my brain keeps doing the math:
>“possible chlamydia vs literally the best nut of my life for the past 3 months”
and my dick keeps winning the argument
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>>34001509
JH?
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>>34001509
There are worse songs....
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>>34001500
you're really sure you aren't a woman? cuz i'm having doubts, a real guy would have a zestier response than that (and also be a little less, idk, histrionic)
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>>34001509
CHEER UP BRIAN :D
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Women's butt holes are hot.
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whats the craziest lore from this thread
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>>34001502
same anon, that’s what the logical part of my brain says 24/7 but then she walks around in one of my shirts and no panties, climbs on top at 2 a.m. whispering “i need you right now” and suddenly my brain blue-screens and my dick files the divorce papers on my behalf.
it’s like knowing the casino’s rigged but you’re still up 50k and the free drinks keep coming.
attraction isn’t gone, it’s on fucking steroids because of the betrayal or some caveman shit.
i hate that it works on me this well
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>>34001511
Yeah I’m sure he was very proud of being the guy that stepped up for the wannabe edgelord that rapes women and cheats on his wife
>>34001516
Idk what to say to you now, your entire faux-suave dark triad wannabe shit is just so beyond pathetic I can’t even feel emotions towards it
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Both penises and vaginas:
Where do you like to be kissed?
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>>34001523
Well have fun ig lol, but yeah sounds like the relationship is fucked
To each their own, personally I'd be distraught kek and want nothing to do with her
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>>34001521
that I fucked ur mom lib == owned
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>>34001347
M
Yeah. I want to get someone pregnant before 2030
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>>34001484
Why did he leave your mother, though?
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>>34001510
i know that’s the play but i also know exactly how it goes down the second i do it: she’ll cry, say she’s sorry, it “didn’t mean anything,” blame it on old feelings, promise it’ll never happen again, then give me the sloppiest guilt-trip blowjob of all time while sobbing.
and 19 times out of 20 i’ll fold like a lawn chair because the makeup sex will be nuclear.
i’ve seen this movie before (with her and this same dude three years ago).
she’s a professional at the apology-reel-in cycle
so yeah calling her out just resets the timer instead of ending it
still the smart move tho, i’m just retarded and horny
>feels bad man
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>>34001514
Fix your radar. I'm just lurking here today.
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>>34001441
>>34001455
All good, will probably just be like 'hey aren't you [x] from college? whats good?' she's properly nice so I'll probably get another chance anyway
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>>34001529
its joever
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>>34001506
I'm gonna need you to complete a captcha for me
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>>34001526
dark triad? that's a new one, either projection or wishful thinking (or maybe both, common fetish for those with differently-abled personalities, unfortunately for them)
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>>34001527
M
On my mouth, cheek, neck, ears and chest
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>>34001521
Probably the whole Cr*c/CB saga and then him having the cops called on him when he had a melty in front his wife and kids or whatever
Also rule breaker and her dog iykyk.....
Also not really lore but the Australian autistic dude who had Chara from Undertale as his tulpa and would schizo out here about changing your emotions. Bro actually pulled a knife on his poor mom and was on disability for being a nutter
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>>34001535
I hope you're having a wonderful day and if you can try to relax.
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>>34001548
I'm not having a good day, but I appreciate the well-wishes.
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>>34001527
M, idk not a kiss/sexhaver
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>>34001547
>Also not really lore but the Australian autistic dude who had Chara from Undertale as his tulpa and would schizo out here about changing your emotions. Bro actually pulled a knife on his poor mom and was on disability for being a nutter
lmfao this place has the best characters
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>>34001521
Schizochan
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>>34001487
>god i love you SO much anon but I just NEED his dick thats all!!!
Brutal.
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>>34001520
I've spent a fair amount of money on it
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>>34001527
F. Lips, face, neck, lower tummy, inner thighs, pussy.
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>>34001555
I used to wind up bro on purpose but then the thread would become completely unusable with his spam so we had to make a new thread
I used to joke about how his mom must be lonely and I'd go over with some wine and chocolates and bro would crash out about his NEET life and how he was wronged by normie or some shit lol
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>>34001551
UNREAL
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>>34001550
I'm sorry it's been a rough time, I'll give you space. I hope tomorrow is better for you darling.
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>>34001527
Nowhere, don’t touch me
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>>34001487
don't let her shitty actions poison your behavior. shame her and dump nao.
>>34001560
fuck i need to lurk these threads more often
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>>34001562
"But what about all the girls who asked you out? You must be trolling. UNREAL"
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>>34001527
Female, anywhere except feet
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XX chromosomes, how was entering womanhood like?
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>>34001563
It feels like space is all I have nowadays, but thanks.
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>>34001560
You really are a bad person when you post in these threads. I don't think you even recognize us as people if you can't interact with us face-to-face. As long as we're just words and pictures on a screen, we're just props for your amusement, and anything you do against us is "not that bad" or "just a joke lol" or whatever other excuse you need.
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>>34001568
It's an ongoing process until menopause.
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>>34001527
M
Lips, chest, dick
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>>34001360
Thank you
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>>34001571
Everyone is like that here
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Women please rate the following on a scale of 10
>Dick
>Balls
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>>34001571
Oh come off it lol it was in good fun. I did actually have some good conversations with bro too about all sorts of stuff and tried to give advice and support. But most of the time he wasn't having it lol
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>>34001568
Physical pretty easy, mentally pretty difficult but maybe I was just particularly retarded idk
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>>34001569
Throuple not working out? NTA, but consider it a blessing that you find out now so only adults suffer, instead of after making a child that would have a lifetime of suffering from that mistake too.
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>>34001487
Hey, anon, It’s very unfortunate this happened. I hope you’re managing this well. It’s okay to feel angry, confused and fear. How was the relationship before you found out? I don’t mean to judge, but snooping on your partner’s phone without permission is a sign of lack of trust, even if you were proven right.
What do you truly want?
Is staying because you fear “losing everything” actually good for your well-being? Don’t think on the heat of the moment. Try to calm down and recollect your thoughts.
But I think you should confront her, even if you plan on keeping the relationship, but stay calm and collected when you do.
You mentioned you two live together, right? Think about the finances and the home before you do anything.
And most inportant of all, go get support with a trusted friend or therapy.
Stay well.
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>>34001569
Ah fuck I don't like knowing you're having a bad day, I hate that you seem upset I wish I could hug you.
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>>34001584
If only that was the only poster you ever harmed.
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>>34001567
even butthole?
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>>34001467
No proper refutation, looks like I understood it quite well, I'll leave you to the funny iphone guy then
>>34001470
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>>34001571
Ma’am, this is 4chan.
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>>34001451
>Women, are we in a hornyposting mood, or is this not a good time?
I think its salt hours
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>>34001583
>11/10
>11/10
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I love taking baths I wish I had a tub and a guy who would take baths with me and I would lean on his you know what
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>>34001487
Brother I dont wanna make you feel any worse than you do but you're already in the cuck zone. Like, quite deeply in fact.
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>>34001600
slut ( not pejorative )
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>>34001583
Depends on the context. Dick is obvs 10/10 when it comes to physical pleasure, and by that metric balls would be non-applicable. But huffing balls is great on its own, but you can't really snort dick specifically.
>>34001586
It's working out too well, if anything. Only getting to spend whole weekends together and meeting up during weekdays when possible is getting frustrating. I want to live with them already. And my dad is just getting less and less cooperative with me taking care of him.
>>34001588
Everyone has bad days. At least I get to talk about DnB here to cheer up.
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This’ll pass and none of it will matter
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>>34001587
>if: woman = whore
>response: blame man
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Why is hinting at things, rather than saying them, hotter for women?
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>>34001600
>>34001604
more positive than i was expecting t b h
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>>34001592
Yes absolutely
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The only women I ever loved were toxic whores. A nice, pretty coworker asked me out, but I turned her down because I'm in love with the office whore who uses sex for benefits with executives. She is useless at actual work. We had sex and she explicitly said she won't ever date me and I should find someone better, but I don't want better, I want her.
Why was I built this way?
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>>34001601
Lean on his shoulder?
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Ugh I had a question for the opposite gender but I forgot it! But I'm so happy!
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>>34001487
Why are you still with her
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>>34001612
Too many creative writing classes
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>>34001412
nta but it is possible to have a crush on someone, tell them, get rejected, and then not be a fucking weirdo about it. then you get to remain friends.
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The strangest paradox: everyone here is simultaneously the most successful, perfect human beings ever. They have lots of healthy sex, make a lot of money, and are beautiful. Yet somehow, they’re also broke, ugly, can’t get dates. Strange, no?
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>>34001607
It’s an interplay. Charm, innuendo, ostensible modesty, etc is all part of the courtship interplay.
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>>34001526
>wannabe edgelord
Didn't bother him

>cheats on his wife
Hadn't happened yet

>that rapes women
Literally never happened
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>>34001601
Hell of a lot better than showering together for the guy,
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>>34001623
Oh right I forgot you unmasked or whatever bullshit you say. Good thing he’s rotting in the cold ground
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I work with a younger co-worker, shes 22 I am 30. We've been really close so I asked her to a Christmas Party. She said she would have to check in with her family. She told me later that her family wants her around to prep for Christmas. She has not really changed how she is around me, but she has text me less since then. To me, it sounds like a way of letting me down easy but not really letting me down. I asked in the other thread on opinions, but am I out of luck? I really have a thing for her.
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>>34001487
Just gonna say I've always done the currypill and while H1B girlfriends smell kinda stinky they're much easier.
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I'm horny!
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>>34001521
ENTJ or MKG
Their stories
Their lies
Their meltdowns and humiliations
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women, would you be in a harem?
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>>34001601
>I love taking baths I wish I had a tub and a guy who would take baths with me and I would lean on his you know what
What about when his Periscope starts peeping on you?
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>>34001521
You’d be shocked how many single moms are here
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>>34001620
it's almost like there are multiple people who post here, or something. strange theory i know. but possible
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>>34001631
Depends on your definition of one.
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>>34001603
>>34001608
Men's bodies are amazing things
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>>34001635
Nice cover story
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>>34001620
>everyone posting is the same person
low IQ detected
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>>34001487
Oh hey, it's that one troon artist who traced actual toddlers for fetish art.
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>>34001451
sorry, the resident schizo is having his biweekly crashout, try back later
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>>34001631
JH is in one already.
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>>34001629
I wanna hornypost himmmmmm
:P
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>>34001640
Another cover story, yup, no one would ever lie. I wonder which you are
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>>34001636
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>>34001624
Really?
>>34001613
Noo
>>34001632
I'll scream
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>>34001617
I'm honest. I smoked a little and thought about all my crushes:
>the school whore
>the summer camp whore
>the university whore who even worked as a hostess at an expensive club
And I realized there is definitely something wrong with me.
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Women, how do you feel about penetration, aesthetically speaking?
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>>34001631
Only if led by a tall muscle mommy
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>>34001646
in what world is that a cover story for anything you mongoloid, are you autistic?
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>>34001649
I wonder what it could be
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>>34001645
Isn’t he a midget?
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hi boys, i just stepped out of the shower. what do you think about that?
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>>34001532
Because she insisted.

He felt that since he kept his drinking to binge drinking on Friday and Saturday nights after the kids were asleep, it wasn't a problem. She disagreed as she had to deal with him. He considered it just a difference of opinion all the way through the divorce.
Thirty years later after a tiny stroke, his doctor said he needed to quit drinking and he did easily. It occurred to him the probably should have just done that when my mom pleaded with him to.

He wasn't autistic but he was close.
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>>34001655
he literally thinks we're all the same person. he's been crashing out about it for hours. he thinks one person has been dedicated to harassing him all day since noon
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>>34001655
Oh sorry I didn’t realize you were so successful and amazing, carry on, I’m clearly unworthy of speaking to you
>>34001659
Ugly mid
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>>34001648
>Really?
Chicks hog the hot water.
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>>34001658
Heheh yeah, he's so cute I need his dick.
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>>34001659
did you scrub your balls properly?
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>>34001662
There was a guy that asked how I get so many bitches, a long time ago. This is how. You’ve created this zeitgeist of me that is nothing aligned with the reality of who I am. Maybe if you ignored me, it would stop
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>>34001659
Cool, now I'm going in
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>>34001630
isnt entj a fucking guy pretending to be a girl
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>>34001659
grats, be sure to dry up properly and not get too cold, it is winter here
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>>34001656
I'm not on that level. I only smoked a few times in uni at parties. I'm not an addict either.
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>>34001644
And there's the shitpost.
>>34001647
I don't want to be in an anime, if that's what this means.
>>34001653
It's very romantic and symbolic, if you ignore the science of it.
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>>34001659
Can I comb your hair?
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>>34001560
>I used to wind up bro on purpose but then the thread would become completely unusable with his spam
Meanwhile I once partnered with the universe to shut him down and get schizoanon to leave. A feat never before done nor repeated, to my knowledge.

Don't feed the bears.
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>>34001659
No wonder the bathroom smells like wet seafood.
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>>34001676
Ok dude maybe bump your own question so someone who actually gives a shit about your life will answer
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>>34001601
Baths are where the after sex cuddling happens. :3
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>>34001631
Yes, provided I get to have sex with all of the other women too.

>>34001653
That's when I archmaxx
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if he has consistently been telling me about his baby fever over months, likes holding my lower belly/womb area and recently pulled the condom off during sex to cum on my butt/back and i felt it between and on my pussy lips...

is he testing me?
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>>34001620
i have no sex, make a lot of money for one person and i'm moderately attractive. lower your tone.
>>34001663
read above
>>34001669
vigorously, trust me on that one
>>34001671
good luck fag
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Any femanons want to hang out and watch Chris Chan A Comprehensive history with me?
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Women are evil
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>>34001631
No, I'm not Muslim
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>>34001688
You're gonna get creampied soon! :)
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>>34001674
don't worry, i'm acclimating. jeez...
>>34001679
yes, but i'll cry if you pull any tangles out so be ready for that
>>34001683
who the hell is going into bathrooms and appraising their smell. never reply to me again.
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>>34001678
What if you love them more than they love you?
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>>34001678
> if you ignore the science of it.
And if you take the science into account?
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>>34001689
Ok cool and awesome you rock wow it’s a shame about what happened but you’re doing well
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>>34001688
He sounds like he's married to another woman and he's just using you for a bit of fun.
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>>34001625
>Oh right I forgot you unmasked or whatever bullshit you say.
No idea what you're on about.
For the record, I am vehemently against rape.

>Good thing he’s rotting in the cold ground
Nope. He's cremated and buried with my sister who's been rotting in the cold ground for over three decades.

Also he came to me in a dream recently. He was standing behind an authority figure miming his speech in a silly goofy way. I think he was trying to cheer me up.
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>>34001612
>>34001649
Does someone know the answer?
inb4: I'm not a cuck, and I won't go to therapy
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>>34001702
Neat, too bad it wasn’t you and your wife instead
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>>34001703
Idk anon, you seem like a pretty massive fucking cuck to me. I could be wrong tho
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>>34001630
>Their stories
Accurate.

>Their lies
I don't lie tho.

>Their meltdowns
Rare but fair.

>and humiliations
Never happened.
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>>34001700
thank you for the praise, boys do not get enough of it. the world is an evil place, but the good is there if you look for it, and i have decoded to.
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>>34001697
If you cry I'll kiss you to make you happy again.
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>>34001703
They’re more likely to give you attention.
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>>34001693
Would you be open/poly under perfect circumstances?
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>>34001626
it's highly likely that she's not into you. if she was, she would be more enthusiastic.
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>>34001688
You need to get out of there
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>>34001705
Over a long enough timespan, the survival rate for everything drops to zero.

Especially true for presumptuous worms like you.
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>>34001709
Cool man
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>>34001710
i'm afraid it'll take more than kisses to make me happy, but you can never have too many kisses!
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>>34001717
The sooner the better for you and your wife
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Women what do you think of hot dogging? (peener between your buns)
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>>34001659
hawt, but dry off quickly and get dressed so you don't catch cold
>>34001691
unironically oxford would
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>>34001715
Yeah, the response would have been more like
>I really want to but they won’t let me
>i tried to get out of it but i can’t
Etc
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>>34001719
Stop replying to me
>>34001726
don't tell me what to do. but okay i will
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>>34001722
Would it be better to brush your hair after I get it messy from having sex with you?
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>>34001653
Up close, objectively not that aesthetic especially not anal. Bodies can look beautiful, but again objectively sex looks kind of funny and ridiculous. Doesn't matter though, it's an experience not a painting
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>>34001729
You should cut yourself
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i'm such a slut for bread
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>>34001698
I'm used to being the most emotional person in a room. I believe that expressing love less doesn't mean it's not as present.
>>34001699
Then penetration is just nature taking the easiest path to exchanging genetic information between two parties. I've watched enough male beetles try to fuck each other to know that nature genuinely doesn't give a shit about love when it comes to sex. To everything on the planet except us, it's just another gross bodily function that some proteins came together to ultimately decide upon as a method of their proliferation.
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Women would you date a man who has never seen a boob irl?
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>>34001725
Hot, if it leads to actual sex.
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>>34001737
Sucks to have not been breastfed.
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>>34001724
That's an awful thing to say to another human being.
You are sad little worm working tirelessly to tear down others so you don't feel as bad about your own worthless existence.

The fact is that I have already loved and lived more than you ever will and if I died tomorrow and you continued your subsistence for a century, you wouldn't compare.
My advice is to try to be a better person yourself rather than seeking out others to fill your mind with hatred for.
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>>34001696
but i'm not on birth control anon
>>34001701
so why does he keep bringing up his baby fever to me?
>>34001716
go on..? does it seem like he will escalate?
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>>34001612
All men are this way
That's why they are only good for using for resources and opinions are discarded
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>>34001743
Didn’t you cheat on your wife?
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>>34001743
Cry more, you and her shouldn’t be alive, you’re both oxygen thieves and insulting me proves it more
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>>34001735
Would it be wrong to say that in another lifetime I wish we could be together?
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>>34001734
I'm actually baking some right now...
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>>34001620
I haven't seen a single post anything like this, it's all people with relationship problems, safe to assume none of them are ugly, broke, and struggling to find dates, quite the opposite
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>>34001746
They treat you like that because you’re ugly
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>>34001747
I know right? How bad must he be if he's that much worse than me?

>>34001748
See what I mean? Sad.8wxsp>>34001747
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Men, would you date a woman who insisted on you wearing a chastity cage to which only she had the key?
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>>34001733
uh oh, someone's upset! let me guess, it's the anon that was bullied as a kid from earlier? same histrionic tone. tsk tsk.
>>34001731
let me answer your question with another question: how familiar are you with the U.S. tax code? i am in some deep shit, and imean some DEEP shit, the kind of shit the tangles your hair
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>>34001756
Goddammit
Heh
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>>34001756
Your wife would probably welcome death with the whole being handicapped and her husband cheating on her thing
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>>34001749
I think it's uninformed, but not morally or ethically wrong. It's impossible to really know someone well enough to want to be with them unless you've met in person many times, if you ask me.
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>>34001715
>>34001727
Fuck. It sucks because I see her every single work day.
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>>34001745
>but i'm not on birth control anon
Nice. I can't wait to congratulate you.
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>>34001655
It's just schizochan don't pay them any mind
>>34001662
But we are, you are me and I am you
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>>34001742
Nta but my brother took too long to wean off my mom. Sometimes I wonder if I would be lesbian if I tasted the booba milk.
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>>34001660
>Because she insisted.
And she left your dad for a pedophile?
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>>34001729
soz do what you like it's your life
>>34001604
>At least I get to talk about DnB here to cheer up
at least we have something in common https://voca.ro/19EblDjBvTJz
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>>34001759
You are very weird
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>>34001758
y-yes.
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>>34001764
>probably would
She doesn't, so no. You're failing to make sense, worm.
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>>34001743
NTA, but do you consider getting married an overwhelming achievement? Or do you have some actual achievements and status?
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>>34001770
>And she left your dad for a pedophile?
No.
She left him and when she was single and vulnerable she was preyed upon and manipulated by a pedophile. Fortunately he was an idiot capable of being outwitted by me at 5 years old.
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>>34001758
no, but i'd date a woman that would praise me like a dog
>>34001773
alright this one actually left me speechless. it's kindergarten all over again, as it always is with you
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>>34001764
According to CB, his wife is a narc, so she probably won't
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>>34001707
What you do is you choose your words carefully to avoid saying things that are technically untrue, but you don't feel you've been dishonest when your words go against the spirit of a discussion. So for example, you may insist that you aren't cheating or aren't a cheater anymore, which is technically true because you are not at this present moment in time engaged in the action of cheating, but it's also true that you still actively nurse your attractions to other women and you still actively inform some women that you want to have sex with them. And very possibly you would cheat once again if a woman asked to meet you and help you cheat once you informed her of your desires.

But because you aren't actually achieving sexual relations with them you don't feel you're being dishonest to report that you aren't cheating. In fact, you probably feel a sense of pride that you were able to successfully dance around ugly truths while avoiding dipping into untruths. (An "ugly truth" being something that would very severely hurt your wife mentally and emotionally if she found out, but you don't have to lie about it as long as she doesn't ask a specific question with specific wording that you couldn't dance out of.) Being a skilled wordsmith is a great accomplishment, even if it means being faithful to the letter and not to the spirit.

There's a sad femcel in this thread, that I suspect is heavily overweight and living near NYC, but I could be wrong on both counts...
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>>34001714
Opened up on his side, but not anything close to a harem however you would define it
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>>34001777
>do you consider getting married an overwhelming achievement?
No but considering that I was completely socially retarded in high school it's a measure of significant improvement.

>Or do you have some actual achievements
Yes.

>and status?
Pffthahahahahahaha....
.........no. No I do not.
I mean, I'm a boss. But meh.
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Which type of people do you dislike more, gooners or doomers?
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>>34001745
You respond positively to him mentioning baby fever, so he will continue mentioning it. He will say whatever it takes to have sex with you. He has zero intention of marrying you or fathering children with you. And why would he want that? He doesn't respect you. You could not be a good wife and you could not be a good mother. There is nothing about you that he could respect.

When are you going to grow a spine and leave him?
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>>34001792
M, gooners cause it's gross and hedonistic, at least it makes sense to be a doomer
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>>34001787
>it's also true that you still actively nurse your attractions to other women and you still actively inform some women that you want to have sex with them. And very possibly you would cheat once again if a woman asked to meet you and help you cheat once you informed her of your desires.
None of that is true. You're either misunderstanding or misrepresenting.

Your lack of understanding is not evidence of a greater truth you imagine that I am avoiding.
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Would you date a man knowing that a school bully once held him down, pulled down his pants, and sodomized him in a school restroom while a group of boys laughed at him for getting gay raped and and joked about it?
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>>34001789
Really? Even if it was a man you loved dearly? Is it a self-esteem thing or do you just not see sex as something so important?
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>>34001691
I don't think that meets any definition of a good bad movie.
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>>34001796
>not evidence of a greater truth you imagine that I am avoiding.
I mean, you did choose Pantheism over Panentheism.
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>>34001796
There's a sad femcel in this thread, that I suspect is heavily overweight and living near NYC, but I could be wrong on both counts. Anyway, I want to fuck the living shit out of her. I want to wear her pussy out over the course of days. I want to dehydrate her to the point of medical intervention
...and then keep fucking her.
I want to break her mentally, emotionally, and especially sexually until her core belief in existence is that I can and will fuck her.
I want her to read this and know that I really fucking mean it.

I would break you apart on principle. I want to make you my loyal lifelong sex slave because I truly value you and prove your attractiveness every fucking day.
I want you to escort other women to my bed knowing that I will still fuck you silly after fucking them.
And I could.
I would.

Circumstances prevent me from doing this. But I would fuck you within an inch of your life and make you beg for more.

While she'd rather fuck QT, I would actually fuck her silly. While he's more...polite
No, being desired is my fetish and her desire to be desired fits nicely.
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>>34001792
doomers if they are of the incel variety, I think gooners irl are gross unless it is a hot girl
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>>34001725
Fun for fooling around or foreplay, but not as something in and of itself since it would be pointless and frustrating. Makes me think of 19th century prostitutes
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>>34001801
I never bothered learning the names of all the isms.

Which one comes with pancetta?
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>>34001691
The most ironical thing about 4chan is that most people who are parasocially obsessed with him are on the autistical spectrum themselfs. ContraPoints did a great video like five years ago talking about that, how most of the vocal Chris-Chan obsessives and par asocial stalkers were either autistical or transsexual.
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>>34001802
>While he's more...polite
since fucking when am I lol
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>>34001797
That's very specific, anon. Do you want to talk about it?
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>>34001806
Racism, Rape Apologism, and Satanism.
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>>34001737
>Women would you date a man who has never seen a boob irl?
NAG. I wish I could ask one of my friends if they'd show me for like 2 seconds.

I've thought about going to a strip club or something, but it seems like it'd be way more comfortable/meaningful if it was with someone I like and trust.
That probably makes me a shitty friend.
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>>34001767
i legitimately can't tell if you're fucking with me, lol.
>>34001794
i mean, i might chime in with my own thoughts about having my own kids but not always. he doesn't have to keep mentioning it since we were having sex before that. you don't know me so it's kinda silly to say i wouldn't be a good wife or mother. i'm actually really great with children. i'm enjoying the ride while it lasts.
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At what age is it embarrassing to have never showered or bathed with the opposite gender, romantically
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>>34001782
Didn't your stepdad flirt with other older women in front of her or was that another one?
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>>34001808
sorry that was rude ig where you're coming from
your passion is... impressive at least
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>>34001797
no, as i am not gay
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>>34001802
You're oddly fixated on this ill-advised drunken post that wildly failed in its intent to hearten and reassure the femanon in question.
The fixation seems significant. Ask yourself why you fixate on it.

Personally, I don't give a shit. You do you man.
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>>34001815
No one cares about it
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>>34001815
I don't think it's embarrassing lol, I mean unless you have a big enough bath/shower and your own place just seems more awkward than anything desu
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>>34001811
Man, it's been a minute since I've read the Subway menu.
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>>34001817
MKG's passion. It's his explanation of why he would be a better lover for that femanon than you.
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Women how often do you shower after sex? Do you also do it before?
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>>34001804
Female (or AFAB enby and FtM) gooners are less of a problem because they usually always find someone who wants in on gooning them or gooning alongside them. Male and AMAB gooners more generally are just being gross and saying shit no one wants to hear.
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>>34001812
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/un-f9CTqIDY
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>>34001827
Stop wasting the hot water anon
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>>34001816
>Didn't your stepdad flirt with other older women in front of her or was that another one?
2nd stepdad chatted with a woman on the other side of the planet while playing something like online Scrabble. He had zero interest or intent. Since he felt it was harmless, he didn't think he should stop.
She disagreed.
He eventually pulled his head out of his ass.
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>>34001815
I mean I took a shower with a penis masseuse as part of a happy ending penis massage but that's about it.
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>>34001827
Every time. And yes if possible.
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>>34001815
Probably 25.
Wym you didn't want to or couldn't afford a big tub hotel room getaway? Are you aromantic?
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>>34001834
BlueValkyrie, how would you feel if a group of men held you down and shaved your head, then laughed and jeered at your newly bald scalp?
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>heavily overweight
>still simping for her
Are you all just a bunch of ugly fucks here, except QT, or what? Am I the only 10 here?
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>>34001828
you could have just said female/male and everyone would have understood lol
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>>34001834
Don't be a bitch, you're not good at it. It's clumsy. You wear the persona like an ill fitting skin.
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>>34001789
Would you like to watch or participate? How do you see your involvement in this scenario?
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>>34001784
Who am I?
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>>34001838
There's more complexity than that.
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>>34001806
>I never bothered learning the names of all the isms.
It's not surprising that you confused Pantheism with the whole Theism.
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>>34001837
you are the most delulu here
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>>34001826
rude but probs true
>>34001837
delululuuu
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>>34001837
MGK CHEATED WITH BLUE VALK???? Who is her baby daddy.....
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>>34001833
Do you ever have shower sex?
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When I was young I was roomed with my brother on a family holiday and I woke up at one point in the middle of the night with him shoving a pumpable dildo full of strawberry milk into my mouth and screaming DRINK UP, BITCH!

I'm male, but did any women experience something similar?
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>>34001830
I take that as a no?
Damn that jew coochie must smell wild.
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>>34001750
hot
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>>34001814
>i legitimately can't tell if you're fucking with me, lol.
I'm not! I suppose you don't have to tell us if you don't want.
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>>34001840
I'm just toasted, bro.
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>>34001853
It did rise nicely...
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>>34001850
Very, very rarely. My legs are usually jello after sex nowadays, so sex standing in a slippery tub is too scary.
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>>34001837
>Am I the only 10 here
This is the female equivalent of announcing that you have 140IQ
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>>34001815
No age, really. It's not for everyone.
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>>34001859
Wear a skateboarding helmet
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>>34001849
I swear, under oath, I did not have sex with that namefag.
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Is your anus bleeding from the rape?
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>>34001865
Have you had sex with anyone from the chins?
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>>34001864
I'd feel retarded.
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>>34001851
My sister used to sleep walk. Caught her in my bed a few times when we were both teenagers but nothing came out of it. Apparently she went to the bathroom and came out to my room instead of hers.
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>>34001869
You already are.
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>>34001867
Not directly. Two exfwbs.
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>>34001871
She tried to fuck you. Didn't she?
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>>34001875
You met them irl, but they happened to be anons?
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>>34001880
Literally any weird, toxic, or gooner-y guy into nerd and geek culture is going to have a 4chan presence.
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>>34001859
you need to do some squats femanon
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>>34001878
this brother thinks he lives in a porno...
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>>34001880
Yeah.
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>>34001845
I know the truth, not what name others applied to it.
A rose by any other name would still smell as sweet.
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Benjamin Button always tears me to shreds. What a story.
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i need to become self employed and make internet money within 3-4 months any advice?
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>>34001873
After sex, I guess I do end up pretty stupid.
>>34001882
Bitch I started exercising specifically to ride dick better. I can squat on cock for a long time now. Doesn't mean I never get tired.
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>>34001889
a true story.
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>>34001889
Breaking Benjamin is such a good dad rock band too
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>>34001890
do you have any skills? you can try selling AI slop to indians. It might work
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>>34001039
>Does anyone have any diet, nutrition, or food related questions?
How many calories are in a creampie?
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>>34001890
Start an onlyfans and do absolutely unhinged fetish content for gay men.
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>>34001890
Sell images of your bare feet with your toes wiggling. Lots of gooners will jerk off to that.
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femanon, why wont you take my virginity?
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>>34001898
Hell yea brother
https://youtu.be/EsKdqHMfXhc
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>>34001898
My favorite dad rock bands are My Chemical Romance, Incubus, and Green Day.
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>>34001815
You’re just looking for shit to feel bad about at this point lol
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>>34001898
>breaking benjamin is dad rock now
FUCK.
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>>34001900
>>34001905
>>34001906
i was just gonna become a youtuber but ok i guess
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>>34001890
how much money? ai training, online surveys, stonks, buying/selling shit...
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>>34001912
They started being dad rock around the same time that Hot Topic stopped selling CDs.
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>>34001843
oh and now she's plato, wonderful
>>34001844
there really isn't. gender isn't real. neither is sexual orientation but nobody is ready to have that discussion yet because apparently pride parades are really barrels of fun or something
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>>34001854
other anon just keeps saying he is just saying it to sleep with me but he doesn't need to since we've already been doing it. so i'm just wondering if i should clock him as actually hinting an interest in me in that way(has thought about getting me pregnant/fantasized about having kid with me)

i don't want to outright ask him because it's too soon for that but he just brings up his baby fever so much and i'm trying to read him

(btw i could let atoga celebrate baby with me. life changing stuffs!)
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It’s over
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>>34001904
About 20 calories.
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>>34001920
Are you the femanon who's sleeping with a married man and waiting for him to tell his wife?
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>>34001915
i tried solana shitcoin trading for 2 days but i quit after losing $100 and because i was always anxious and on edge
just need to start making $1200 per month on average so i can escape my mothers basement and move to latam/sea
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My shit is fucked and retarded. Fuck. I should just jerk off and go to sleep.
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>>34001920
oh. it's you. the one that let the guy move in. i remember you. what a mess you've gotten yourself into, tsk tsk tsk. should have taken my advice.
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>>34001913
What kind of videos do you have in mind?
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>>34001912
im 27 and i feel like i've been hearing that "Breaking Benjamin is music for divorced dads" for a few years now
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>>34001907
I'd let him take two shots into me bareback and cum~
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>>34001927
>$1200 per month on average
I mean gl to ya I hope you figure it out but is there anything stopping you from getting a real world job
xmas is coming up you can get a warehouse temp job or something at least pretty easy and make 2 grand easy just mindless packing boxes or whatever
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>>34001933
I'm not asking about him, im asking about MEEEEEEE
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>>34001918
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>>34001924
Damn, a cheat meal isn't even necessary.
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>>34001931
unhinged vlogs. i could hypothetically make it the question is whether i actually enjoy youtube enough to make good content people would choose to watch
guess i gotta stop being a bitch and just do it
>>34001935
unemployable due to years of being a mentally ill neet. there's a path i can do to ascend the 'safe' way but its a long term thing, i gotta leave my family home within the next 4 months i cant fucking take it anymore
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>>34001930
>>34001926
>>34001920
Imagine they have a meeting with the wife and femanon's belly is swollen
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>>34001912
>>34001932
Oh fuck me I didn’t need to read this
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>>34001898
>>34001910
>>34001912
Please, no
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>>34001886
>I know the truth
It looks like you've chosen pantheism, so I wouldn't be so sure about that. How about open theism, which denies omniscience in favor of free will?
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Gender
This one is simple.
Two buttons: red and blue.
Red: Kill everyone except you and your spouse (or future spouse).
Blue: Kill yourself and your spouse (or future spouse).
No third option exists.
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>6" is short
Gonna kms
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>>34001937
Idk who you are brononamous. But if he had a virginity, I'd steal that speedrun mode.
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>>34001945
m
blue and i have no current plans to have a wife so i can do it without feeling bad too
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>>34001798
Yes, I guess it's a mix of kink and loving him so much I don't want him to ever feel fenced in. Sex is extremely important
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>>34001911
I feel bad about everything anyway
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>>34001943
>tfw thinking about this emo/post hardcore album i like
>always imagine the singer in his 20s because that's when he first recorded
>30th anniversary album came out last year
>30th
>uh oh
>check google
>he's 51 now
welp.
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>>34001940
>unemployable due to years of being a mentally ill neet
how do you mean? anon a lot of these jobs don't care lol they just want somebody willing to work who'll show up, you're good for it
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>>34001815
Most overrated thing ever
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>>34001945
Blue because my life is not worth being alive and I don’t have a future spouse
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Femanons, could I have some help with...Reaching the finish line?
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>>34001953
>womancuck
what an odd thing to see
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>>34001945
M
I’d try to commit suicide by cop to get out of this, but if I really absolutely had to push a button, I’d push the blue one.
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>>34001945
Like literally every other human alive but us? Thats such a lame dilemma, you're lame. Get better at this.
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>>34001956
>how do you mean? anon a lot of these jobs don't care lol they just want somebody willing to work who'll show up, you're good for it
ah ok, to be honest there's probably agency work i can sign up for with the limited experience i do have so maybe i'll just do that and throw everything i earn into shitcoins and pray for the best
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>>34001926
yeah, but their marriage seems like it's fallen apart here and there. he's questioned leaving before all of this happened between me and him. feels used/unappreciated and he finds her hypocritical with the relationship. i have a feeling he hasn't told yet but it's a matter of when not if of her finding out and he has to deal with it whether he wants to or not
>>34001930
kick him out? but i get some of his rent money at least, and he provides for me which is nice.
>>34001941
that's why i'm wondering if he was testing me by (accidentally?) cumming on my pussy suddenly. they're not really sexually active as a couple.
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feeling really sad about my failed first year of college 6 years on... my golden ticket to escape spergdom and I fucked it up, I'm still the same fucking loser I was back in high school
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>>34001945
I'm seeing red again
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>>34001966
Remember when you set a deadline, and then the deadline passed, and then nothing happened?

He doesn't respect you. There is nothing about you that he could respect. You don't have a spine. He won't have children with you because your children couldn't ever possibly respect you either.

Grow a spine and leave him.
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>>34001958
It really is. It’s fun once or twice
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When did you realize you weren’t going to find someone?
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>>34001945
m
blue of course
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>>34001966
This shit is still going on? Didn’t you set a deadline?
Dump this loser already unless you want to become a loser yourself.
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>>34001812
>NAG. I wish I could ask one of my friends if they'd show me for like 2 seconds.
>I've thought about going to a strip club or something, but it seems like it'd be way more comfortable/meaningful if it was with someone I like and trust.
>That probably makes me a shitty friend.
You're right. (You) are a shit friend.
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>>34001966
>but i get some of his rent money at least
Oh my god fuck you. You don’t want advice; just keep milking this sucker
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>>34001977
This. You wanted to see a hecking booberino? 1000 years of hard labor in the chud mines.
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>>34001827
Morning sex- then shower
Daytime sex- usually don't shower afterwards but depends on timing
Evening sex- usually shower or have bath afterwards depending on timing
Bedtime/Middle of the night sex- no shower until morning

Unless the sex is particularly messy, I just keep to my normal showers and baths, I'm fine carrying him inside me and on my skin during the day and sleeping in it
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>>34001945
M
Red. Sorry guys.
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>>34001965
yeah def try agencies too if you can't find a job just to applying...
>>34001968
hey dude you can always try again and college isn't everything
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>>34001945
M, I'm a villain but also want to die, so blue
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>>34001812
lol, maybe a bit of a creepy friend.
I think you’d have better luck if you tried dating one of them first, just maybe
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>>34001912
If you were a kid/teen in the 2000s, it's impossible to not have liked what is now dad rock. I turned 15 in 2009. I'm too young to be the stereotypical dad age. If the artists are 40s/50s now, it's dad rock.
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>>34001989
what if we're all dads
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How can I tell if my boyfriend is actually serious about me?
If we're almost 2 years in and he talks often about marriage, is that a good sign?
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>>34001981
>I'm fine carrying him inside me and on my skin during the day and sleeping in it
NTA. But based.
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>>34001992
yeah absolutely, sounds like bro is pretty srs
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>>34001945
What are you trying to know asking such hypothetical, anon?
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>>34001992
Yeah. You can also ask him straight up, maybe let him know if you're serious too.
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>>34001992
>If we're almost 2 years in and he talks often about marriage, is that a good sign?
Yes.
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>>34001842
Just knowing about it, hearing about it, talking about it. Zero desire to be there watching, and participation can be fun to fantasize about but no actual desire for that either
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>>34001992
You people ask the dumbest questions.
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I wanna be nearly two years into a relationship with a woman and talking about marriage >:(
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>>34002001
Why?
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>>34001688
>recently pulled the condom off during sex to cum on my butt/back and i felt it between and on my pussy lips...
Phew. I, uh, need to take a break, anons...
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>>34001984
>hey dude you can always try again and college isn't everything
thanks man, that's what I'm trying to do
It just hit me that everyone moved on without me
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>>34002003
Because I want a wife and kids.
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>>34001972
if it makes it better i just confronted him about telling her the truth, should i bring up the respect thing
>>34001976
we're not really "together", per se. he has made my life easier since moving in and has helped me out before all this so it's kinda hard to let go. he came into my life after I had an abusive relationship and i've been single/celibate for years and he's the person who has been able to get this close to me since the trauma
>>34001979
is it bad i gave some of the rent money back to him, my dad would probably be upset. probably shouldn't do that anymore?
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>>34001966
>kick him out? but i get some of his rent money at least, and he provides for me which is nice
no, not kick him out, i was the one saying hey maybe don't date your friend's husband. you get no sympathy now, but i do hope things aren't nuclear when, not if, but when they fall apart. good luck.
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>>34002005
naw I had to take a year out of college (and then dropped out kek don't do that) so a lot of friends moved on/graduated but I still made a new set of friends and actually had a better time in the last year with more social life than any other years
seems daunting and isolating at first but you can meet new people
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>>34001998
Feel similarly. I think it'd be fun to watch an S.O get ready for the date however.
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>>34001965
what jobs have you worked before?
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>>34002006
Good luck
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>>34001974
JUST now
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>>34002012
we are truly obsolete men-bros....
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>>34002007
Stop taking money from this guy ASAP. He’s taken advantage of you while you’ve been in a very vulnerable state.
Their marriage is going to blow up; you do not need to be a part of this.
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>>34002015
What changed?
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>>34001944
>How about open theism, which denies omniscience in favor of free will?
Unless I am mk mistaken, it fails to account for the fact the past cannot be changed and the near future is simply the distant future's past.
The future has already been determined by decisions you have yet to make. But you're still able to use your free will to make them.

Or do you consider everyone in the past to have had no free will because they can't change their decisions now?

You have to think fourth dimensionally.
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>>34001945
You didn't state that anyone had to push a button.
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>>34002012
NAG but the ending of this almost made me do a spit take
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>>34002009
Hope you're doing well
The world I lived my late teens/early 20s through no longer exists and my former classmates are all 'real' adults now while I'm still a manchild larping as a zoomer
I guess I'm just feeling sentimental today
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>>34002014
Thanks. I feel kinda good about my wife hunting prospects next year.
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What do women think about when they ask for hands, arms etc?
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>>34002025
I feel that. All the girls I knew in college have kids now or are married. Most of the guys have gfs too or at least lots of friends.
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Femanons with fwbs, how often do you meet up?
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How can I make myself more attractive to asian women on hinge? Maybe 20% of my matches are asian but I want to get that number up to 50% or more
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>>34002032
all the art school girls I used to crush on have smile lines and dead skin from all the substances/mental illness now :(
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>>34002037
brutal
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>>34002037
>mental illness
That’s why you stay away from art hoes. Every single one has a mental illness that they will make your problem
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>>34002033
>Femanons with fwbs, how often do you meet up?
Depends on which one
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>>34002013
was gonna sign on to all the teach English in Asia schemes but literally JUST missed the deadlines as soon as I thought to do so fuck my stupid chud life
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>>34002044
The one with dark hair
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>>34002040
>>34002043
we're only in our mid 20s too, people think I'm 19/20 and all my current friends/dates are around that age too
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>>34001945
M
You would have to show me what she looks like and where she is otherwise I'd probably hit blue because I would doubt any woman would want me, but if she's perfect for me I hit red no questions asked.
If she really is the perfect woman for me she will thank me for doing TKD, TND, TJD, TMD, TTD, and the rest all at once and help me repopulate.
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>>34002047
I imagine this is how it’ll be for me once I start socializing again. The few friends I do have are so desu we complete losers or they’re married and have 2 kids. Where are the 25 year olds that finished college, for a decent job, and aren’t whores for their careers and still do fun stuff. Surely I’m not the only one
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>>34002010
Yes, definitely. The lead up and anticipation is the best part
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>>33999920
Yes, yes you are. See you soon. <3
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Probably gonna starve myself the next few days.
I've been drinking and eating too much and too unhealthy, need my body to cleanse.
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>>34002007
No, it doesn't make it better that you reminded him again and then nothing happened again.

Imagine for a moment what it would actually be like for you to have a child. Take a moment and imagine what it would be like for you to be a mother.
>Timmy, are you sticking a fork into the electrical socket?
>Timmy, you have to put that fork down now.
>Timmy, are you listening to me?
>Timmy, I said you have to put that fork down.
>Timmy, why aren't you listening to me?
>Listen, Timmy, I need you to put that fork down now.
>Timmy, if you don't listen to me then I'm going to count to 3.
>Timmy, are you listening?
>Okay, Timmy, here I go.
>1... 2... 3!
>Timmy, you have to put the fork down.
>I counted to 3, Timmy, you have to put the fork down.
>Don't make me do it again, Timmy.
>Timmy, I'm counting to 3 again.
>Alright, Timmy, here I go again.
>1... 2... 2 and a half... 2 and three quarters... 3!
>Timmy, you're supposed to listen to me when I count to 3.
>Timmy, please, I said you have to put the fork down.
>Timmy, listen to me, you aren't supposed to stick forks into electrical sockets.
>Timmy!
And then Timmy electrocutes himself and dies.

You would be a failure as a mother because you're a failure as a human being, you spineless blob.

Grow a spine and leave him already.
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There is nothing you can do that I've not already done to myself
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>>34002019
I became at peace and it's officially 48 hours since he left me on read
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>>34002059
Who and what? What? Why?
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>>34002059
You raped yourself?
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Ladies
Do you prefer when your ass or titties are played with?
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>>34002008
i feel conflicted because they've both seperately opened up to me about how they didn't like certain things about eachother. she does know from what he's told me, that he has feelings for me. and she knows through me he flirted which is cheating to her, and they're still together. i hope with what I know so far it won't be nuclear, thank you
>>34002017
that's what i'm wondering because she knows he has flirted with me pretty quickly after he moved in, and she blamed him for that and she knows about my past so i wonder if I am being taken advantage of she would think. it feels weird and oddly comforting to have someone so close to me though despite the circumstances.
>>34002033
he doesn't want to call us that but we live together so
>>34002012
yes but make him hyper realistic to the point of being something like the manga absolute boyfriend
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>>33999843
M
Most likely because of some shitty illness like cancer.
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>>34002065
wait nvm I misread the post
what are you doing to yourself D:
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>>33999835
Is Chadlet also a cocklet?
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>>34002052
Yeah man I genuinely have more in common with the college kids than the 22-27 year old demographic, who are really boring and not as cute by comparison. Like no spontaneity at all because they work full time
It's also deliberate to a degree on my end, I'm going out of my way to give myself a second youth because I fucked up the first one, this is fucking cringe but in some ways I genuinely feel 'transage' because I still follow zoomer fashion/music trends and have largely memoryholed my late 2010s adolescence
It just sucks because I'm getting to the age where the age gap is starting to be a bit weird, most people are cool with it but a couple people have been passive aggressive
I was at a gig the other day and there was this band full of elder art school boys in their mid to late 20s (dressed like zoomers but were clearly older) and I was like... THESE are the kinds of people I should be hanging out with, but they just don't really exist.
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>>34002066
Ass for sure. I hate having my chest played with most of the time.
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>>34002075
Would ass worship be overboard?
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>>34002078
What exactly does that entail?
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>>34002075
why
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>>34002080
Worshiping your tail.
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>>34001670
what on earth are you talking about babes
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>>34002080
I have a butt fixation, I'd end up using your ass like a squeeze toy.
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>>34001981
He's lucky.
Women definitely should do what they're most comfortable with. But I can't help feeling down imagining my future wife running for the nearest toilet after every time we're together.
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why did god made monobrows? does he hates me?
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>>34002062
Sorry to hear that
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>>34002064
>>34002063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UR0UkTiKxmc
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>>34002085
>>34002088
I'm not the chick you were talking to. I just don't know what that means. Describe it in detail.
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>>34002087
Man fuck off
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M, how can I de-age myself to 19 so that being a homosexual sugar baby and getting fucked up the ass by a desperate homo with money to blow on me would be a valid and possible source of income?
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>>34001974
I still have hope...
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CAN YOU STOP ASKING WEIRD ASS QUESTIONS
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>>34002094
Have you never seen ass worship videos?
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>>34002090
just pluck and trim em bro, ez
>>34002102
kek
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>>34001974
Still hasn’t happened. I think I found someone recently, actually
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>>34002090
Just Frida Kahlomaxx. EZ
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>>34002106
it hurts
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Gender
What do you think about some sexy candle wax action?
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>>34002078
No, go crazy.
>>34002083
My tits are flat and weird and it hurts to have my nipples touched.
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>>34002102
No.
>>34002103
No.
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>>34002109
>Frida Kahlomaxx
Looks like Grimes.
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Femanon I'm going to lick your butt hole and you can't stop me.
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how can i tell if he does or doesn't give a shit about me
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Men when was the last time you inverted your penis
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I would like to hurt myself
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>>34002121
Can I do that? I was unaware
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>>34002112
Oh i remember you. Hrt is a bitch
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>>34002112
Even if I would want to eat your ass?
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>>34002121
what the fuck does that mean
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>>34002053
>The lead up and anticipation is the best part
Agreed. I've thought about how one could potentially "plug in" to that anticipation without having to actually live with crossing the point of no return. Because while I'm deeply skeptical of the lifestyle, the desire for it is also a constant companion. I've tried to come up with a compromise scenario, where perhaps we could get a hotel for my S.O once or twice a year, where they'd technically have permission to invite someone for the night if they wanted to, but I would never actually ask what happened, and they'd never actually tell.
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>>34002121
The better question is when was the last time you put your balls in their secret hiding place.
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>>34002120
I require context
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>>34002066
>Ladies
>Do you prefer when your ass or titties are played with?
I need a femanon who's fixated on having her chest groped, and kneaded, and massaged.
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>>34002110
get some good tweezers and doesn't hurt much
are you a man or a mouse bruh
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>>34002123
Do no such thing.
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They say you should be respectful in your relationships with women, but I could never respect a woman who wanted to be in a relationship with me.
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>>34002123
don't hurt yourself dance to da music
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>>34000345
I would be attracted to you, but I also like to be friends for a bit before dating.

What sort of guys are you interested in?
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>>34002116
You could probably marry Grimes if you said that to her face.
I still can’t believe she married Elon Musk
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>>34002144
why are you so pathetic
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>>34002134
Tell me more
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>>34002149
She didn't! Hes a baby daddy
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>>34002149
I love her music, but I highly doubt I'd be able to bear her shit.
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I wish I was 3in tall so a chick could swallow me whole or just sit on me and kill me.
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>>34002143
Nothing else helps
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>>34001688
I'm guessing you were having sex doggystyle?

You could try a different position (like missionary) where you can keep a better eye on him. Or simply do cowgirl if you want to eliminate uncertainty altogether.
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>>34002144
>but I could never respect a woman who wanted to be in a relationship with me
there are several sayings that mirror that exact thought
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>>34002158
Have you tried geting drunk and singing karaoke with strangers?
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>>34002136
anons are saying he doesn't give a shit about me/respects me, since he has come out admitting feelings for me and he says they're more than physical attraction. he's in what my friend called a dead marriage and he lives with me now, keeps bringing up having baby fever and holding my lower belly/womb area. he buys me flowers, games i like, remembers the little things, fixes up my house, cooks and cleans and helps provide for me and my pet. he wants to cosplay a popular couple from a series together, wantsto put me on his phone plan with a new phone, tries to make me cringe/laugh, has helped me and a family member before during financial hard times and has been there for me during low moments in life but anons say i'm a loser/am a horrible human being/am not respected by him for being technically the other woman
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I know exactly what I want to text her, but I can't bring myself to send it. I'm so anxious. It's been several hours, she's gonna think I ghosted her. Uggghhhh
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>>34002162
Do you understand the concept of lying? This man is lying to you. He likes you less than he says he does. When he says he wants a future with you, that's a lie.

Judge a person by their actions, not by their words.
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>>34002154
They really never got married? I thought they did
>>34002155
Same, but I pretty much only liked Visions
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>>34002161
Sounds awful
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>>34002170
that is because you are depressed, your brain thinks everything is awful
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it makes me so sad this life
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>>34002173
nta but agreed, as a depressfag it sounds shit but in the moment it's fun af desu
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>>34002173
Skill issue
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>>34002174
What’s wrong anon
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>>34002176
mine? I am confused
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>>34002179
Me
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>>34002128
Wasn't me.
>>34002129
I'm into that.
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>>34002167
so how do i calmly confront him about all of this, where do i start and continue off about it? trying to figure out how to word all of this to him
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>>34002158
That won't help either
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>>34002190
It makes the feeling go away for a while. It’s a restless itch that won’t stop
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Women, did you have sex over the holiday weekend?
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>>34002185
>I'm into that
That's the sexiest answer you could have said, have you ever done anal?
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>>34002186
You tell him to leave. That's it.

He already failed to meet the deadline. YOU already failed to meet the deadline. You promised you would take action, and then you failed.

Stop being a failure and go tell him to leave you alone.
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>>34002190
There are treatments for self harm. And people who have successfully stopped harming themselves for years and decades.
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>>34002162
He doesn't even respect the woman he married. Why would he respect you.
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>>34002199
This was for >>34002193
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Where did i go wrong? i lost a fren..
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>>34002197
Yeh. I did buttstuff for a while, but pretty recently got into actual anal. It's honestly not worth the prep most of the time, if you ask me.
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>>34002162
You're going to have his children, aren't you?
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>>34002202
It’s always therapy, like I’m a failed experiment. I hate it
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>>34002162
lmao he wants to babytrap another woman.
You are retarded for sticking with him.
Have some standards.
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Should I expect to be ritualistically sodomized by priests as part of their divine practises?
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>>34002162
Lmao I'm pretty sure you're the same woman I answered questions about 2 weeks ago so I know your situation somewhat

Guys don't move in with you and add you in their phone plan if they don't have a longer term plan with you. There are MUCH easier ways to get sex than that.
>>34002186
There is no secret formula, literally just ask. What are your thoughts on this relationship, what are your plans for the future, etc. I suppose it's a good idea to ask these questions when he's in a good mood. Don't listen to reddit-tier retard takes like >>34002198 that tell you to break up at the first sign of issues lmao
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>>34002208
You are a creature of the living mud who spawned from the wet soil over the corpse of God. A twisted creation imitating life.
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>>34002215
>break up
They're not dating. He's married to another woman, he's sleeping with Anon on the side.
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>>34002204
That's fair, honestly I'm mostly just very grabby and would sometimes give butt kisses. And I don't mind what size booty you got I'mma love it.
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>>34002213
They want virgins only for their ritual sacrifices. So no.
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>>34002218
you thought that sentence was so cool when you typed it
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>>34002111
This happened weekly at a nightclub I went to a long time ago. There was a domme who did candle wax play and whips for tips on shirtless men and women in a curtained area in a corner of the room.
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>>34002218
Lol, there are no mistakes in Gaia, nor the divine
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>>34002222
It's from a fantasy novel about that theme, dude.
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>>34002174
how come anon? ):
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>>34002227
Depression. That anon needs SSRIs.
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>>34002230
i dont need anything you demon
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>>34002226
You thought that sentence sounded so cool when you read it.
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What's happening to your feet? What are these bad people doing to your toes?
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>>34002203
Did you retrace your steps anon?
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>>34002203
You should have known better than to cheat a friend. Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
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>>34002095
holy shit, i've mind broken you, i've been away from the thread for hours lmao. you, ma'am, need to lighten the FUCK up and quit being so grumpy
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Who are you cybering on this Cyber Monday?
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>>34002236
Fuck off
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Why don't you ever stop rubbing your winky?
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Do any of the chicks here watch Gorl world stuff? Like Chantal and Amberlynn Reid?
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>>34002244
I only do that every so often, you peter peeker.
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>>34002244
Relief from the pain
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>>34002248
You rub numbing cream on your pecker and then jerk it in public, you fake punk poseur.
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>>34002208
aren't you? what do you think therapy is for? it's not functional people, i'll tell you that.

here's some advice anon (and anyone else reading), on the house: the measure of who you are as a man is not in what you are, but what you do. everyone eventually reaches a crossroad where he must take stock and decide whether the path he is on is the one he needs to be on. the answer is almost always "no" to some degree, and there's no shame in that, only in continuing down a "no" path purposefully (or with a willful ignorance). it is PERFECTLY okay to be on a "no" path so long as you recognize it and change course.
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>>34002240
I checked RAM prices recently, holy fuck. Imagine trying to build a pc these days
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Why do my pubic hairs seem to come alive and turn into hungry, wriggling little earthworms during my sleep paralysis episodes?
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>>34002242
huh, i've never seen someone be drunk on piss and vinegar. interesting choice but hey we all have vices, right? my vice is isolation, so i've been there
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Women, would it bother you if the guy you were having sex with, wasn’t attracted to you, he just really like having sex with women in general.
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>>34002230
or just a doctor/therapist/someone to lend an ear and support
SSRIs don't agree with everyone (I can't take em cause bipolar)
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>see this on Reddit
>see a bunch of people say this is incel logic
>panic because this is how I've been feeling for the past few years
D-do I still have a lot of unlearning to do?
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Why are you depressed?
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Opinion about long vs short hair in women.
Been thinking about cutting my hair short.

>>34002012
This is the dream

>>34002066
>Do you prefer when your ass or titties are played with?
Butt. The nips are too sensitive.

>>34002118
>I'm going to lick your butt hole and you can't stop me.
Can I? Yes. Will I? No.

>>34002259
Surface level, no. But that shit would keep me up at night.
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>>34002256
Is this how the Medusa story first came into being?
I'm sure there's a jungian dream analysis angle here
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>>34002263
F
I don't understnad any of this
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>>34002263
i don't get it, is this post criticizing men buying flowers or is it criticizing men that have the attitude of wanting flowers from women? one is perfectly reasonable and the other is not and NO wanting women to buy you flowers is not the perfectly reasonable one unless you're like the "flower guy" or something
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>>34002252
I do no such thing. I spill my seed in the privacy of my own home, occasionally with hand lotion, like a true god/g_d-fearing, red-blooded American white man.
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>>34002256
Why do you sleep with no blanket or pants on
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>>34002253
Thanks, anon
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>>34002265
Goddamn stop answering my posts
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>>34002267
>>34002268
The original female tweeter said some shit perpetuating toxic masculinity and the person replying is saying that the reason why that is even a thing is because women themselves prop up toxic masculinity. But apparently that's problematic?
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Women, what would you do if you saw a man in your vicinity scream IT'S RAPING TIME!!!! or I'M GONNA RAPE!!!!
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>>34002265
It's your hair your choice.
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>>34002230
ssri's are cringe
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>>34002276
God damn, who gives a shit what people who pay to use Twitter think about anything?
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>>34002278
Yell, "FINALLY!" And then find somebody to rape.
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>>34002265
M, biased cause a short hair enjoyer but it's cute
>>34002264
brain goes whee
bipolar gang my brain is just fucked, always been this way
I can blame x and y in my life but it's kind of a chicken and egg situation
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>>34002200
does he even respect himself? why would he be concerned and drop what he was doing(cleaning/organizing) look me in the eye and say withbserious tone "you trust me don't you?" when i picked at him/mention his female friend wanting to fuck him(we both picked up on it)
>>34002206
>>34002212
i want to know why he keeps bringing up his baby fever to me like if it's hinting at me or just in general but it does confuse me
>>34002215
that's what i'm saying i said he doesn't have to do all that multiple times but he insists on paying for phone stuff and says he wants to make life better/hates my potato phone.

yeah that anon just keeps denigrating me so it really doesn't help me take them seriously, very jerk reactiony. there's been a long history of him being unhappy in his current relationship and he even used to have a drinking problem because of that and worklife.
>>34002219
it's not just sleeping, he does a lot for me and my pet and has grown attached to my fur baby. he also always tries to hold my hand and kiss me, even in public and she knows about his feelings for me/the flirting. so it's not like she's completely clueless especially since she is the one who wanted to open their relationship up in the first place
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>>34002282
I only care because it's a thinking pattern I've had for a long time and thinking that I may be on some incel shit.
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>>34002265
I'll be honest, I tried to think of my preference but I really have none. I don't think guys care at all if your hair is short or long. As long as you have a nice hairstyle that matches your face/fashion style, you're good to go
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>>34002278
my ex basically did that while playing videogames and then he actually raped/beat me up

almost died actually
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>>34002287
you should ask real people what they think and not go by what random twitter retards think
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>>34002287
That women uphold toxic masculinity ? Sure, some of them do.
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>>34002291
He shouldn't have tried to kill you.
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I’m almost done dark souls 2, should I buy 3?
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>>34002287
If I were more keen on speaking in catchphrases I would just tell you to touch grass
I’ll just do the old man version and suggest you log off
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>>34002285
If he's unhappy why doesn't he get a divorce? Why is he instead in an "open relationship"? He's getting all the benefits right now with none of the commitment
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>>34002291
You didn't say you hated it though...?
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>>34002293
Yeah. But do most women do?
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>>34002291
What does getting raped feel like? Would I enjoy it? I've always wanted to experience getting raped.
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>>34000176
3am techno gang, let's go <3 https://voca.ro/1l8hf6ILgHbl
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>>34002285
Your naivity is offensive.
You are just ruining your life for him.
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>>34002306
I don't know. I'm just one woman
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>>34002291
Thats pretty scary, getting Goofy Time’d irl
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>>34002291
what the actual fuck
bro deserves death
sorry you had to go through that
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>>34002307
Are you male or female? answer depends on that
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>>34002285
I kind of understand that you are in love with the love that you are receiving. That's fine. But you have to ignore that for one second and look at your situation logically. Do you actually want to be the other woman? Why do you think you'll be different from his first wife?
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>>34002318
It's an incel.
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>>34002318
I'm male, I've always wanted to get violated in the ass until I bleed nearly to death.
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>>34002318
anon you can't be this easily b8'd...
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>>34002291
I'd like to speak with him and possibly make him stop breathing.
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>>34002315
Here's your white knight medal, lil bro
>>34002321
probably traumatic ego death and turn into a sissy. idk
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>>34002323
I'm going to b8 you, you little shit. Maybe even master-b8 you.
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>>34002326
Edgy.
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Did your mother ever masturbate you goodnight? If not, that's said.
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>>34002326
saying rape and violence is bad is "white knighting" now is it lmao jfc
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stay with meeeeeeeeeeeeee
hold my haaaaaaand
there is no neeeeEed to be bravee
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>>34002334
ah phil collins did such a great job with the tarzan soundtrack
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>>34002333
Bending over backwards to give attention to and validate some hole on the internet is white knighting
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>>34002333
I missed the part where he beat her up desu
A few love taps and some occasional rape helps keep things spicy. No fists though that's ungentlemanly
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>>34002285
>yeah that anon just keeps denigrating me so it really doesn't help me take them seriously,
You haven't taken anyone seriously. You haven't followed a single piece of advice given to you in these threads.

All you do is wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And never take action. Because you have no spine.

Even the people who are nice to you are wasting their time because you are a spineless coward who will never take action.

You already set a deadline. What happened? Nothing. You failed. You always fail. Go set another deadline and then you can fail at that one too.
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>>34002343
>Bending over backwards
when did I do this
>>34002347
>some occasional rape helps keep things spicy
kys
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>>34002341
who? this is from my second favorite japanese girl
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>>34002334
Mitski is some quality sad boi hours music
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>>34002307
it feels like being waterboarded. not literally, just psychologically.
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>>34002360
That is what it feels like. I didn't know how to describe it
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>>34002285
damn, another woman fallen prey to dick hypnosis. wake up girl. you are going to be so embarrassed when this is all over, please do not make a kid with this man
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Women. favourite My Chemical Romance song?
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Women what was the last thing that made you wet?
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>>34002366
You
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>>34002067
How frequently are you intimate?
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>>34002362
i think a lot of the inability to understand rape is that it's framed as sex when it's really torture.
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>>34002364
I'm not sure she's even sentient anymore. That dick must be the stuff of legends
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>>34002374
i've reached this level of dick induced psychosis and trust me, it's not pretty or fun to experience. you just become full on delusional.
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>>34002366
his ankles
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>>34002265
Short 100%
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>>34002370
I don't even understand it. He wasn't violent at all so why'd I let him do it
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>>34002368
But you don't even know who I am.
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>>34002374
Only she can help herself at this point, she has to do the whole thing and go through all the pain to figure it out. Stop responding to her to be honest
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>>34002382
fawn or freeze response to imminent danger.
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I wish I could induce dick psychosis on people
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>>34002378
I hear most women don't orgasm from penetration, is this what happens when you finely can?
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>>34002378
So it would seem. Reading what she’s had to say about this man over the last few weeks has kind of been terrifying
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>>34002382
Maybe you were afraid he'd become more violent if you resisted?
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>>34002383
You're the man who made me wet !
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>>34002389
Maybe that is why sex is dangerous for women they start going crazy
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>>34002387
>>34002391
I don't know. I mostly just felt stupid and embarrassed
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>>34002382
So you had sex with a guy and then claim rape after-the-fact.
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Couldn’t be me, I’m a loser
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>>34002382
because youre a woman
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>>34002389
no clue, i don't have that problem, for whatever reason my anatomy just lets me easily. but the man who gave me dick induced psychosis was just another level of psycho + good dick. i think it was the female equivalent of "sticking my dick in crazy". i got sucked into his bizarroland and played along for so long just to get some of that penis it was horrible (i would do it again if i was single)
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>>34002365
>Women. favourite My Chemical Romance song?
Top 5 are
1. Famous Last Words
2. Ghost of You
3. Helena
4. The Kids From Yesterday
5. My Way Home is Through You

>>34002366
>Women what was the last thing that made you wet?
Thinking about MCR
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>watching femanon be stuck into an abusive relationship live
girl please run away. he's a guy.
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>>34002393
By doing what exactly?
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>>34002382
like other anon said, pretty normal reaction to freeze up in those kind of dangerous situations instead of retaliating and risking them lashing out even more
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>>34002407
>it was horrible (i would do it again if i was single)
Haha, based.
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>>34002412
It is over she got mind controlled
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How do you even find these guys?
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>>34002382
Contrary to what most moids think, most rape isn't violent like it's often portrayed. Even for men being raped by other men.
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>>34002407
were you in a relationship with him? Were you chasing him or the other way around?
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Tran?? Or woman
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>>34002413
Being titillating
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>>34002418
Why would you want to find them
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>>34002402
>I’m a loser
losers in the chat
skived work again last night, gonna get drunk at 3am and play vidya and eat paprika chips I think, wbu anon?
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What makes a good dick?
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>>34002419
>Even for men being raped by other men
How do you have access to this information
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>>34002429
rapist
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>>34002424
To get dick from them, duh.
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>>34002428
Love
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>>34002382
it isn't about violence but coercion, anon. you can be coercive without being violent. at what point something becomes coercion isn't necessarily clear, but a good red flag is that you were not intending on having sex whatsoever with then, and then proceeded to have it against your best judgment; nothing else matters, not even if there were aspects you enjoyed, coomed from it, etc. sometimes coercion can be subtle, even: someone constantly hounding you for sex until you give in, using appeals to emotion or authority or even more underhanded tactics (e.g. understanding you enough to get your guard down so you'll be more agreeable to it later on, etc). if you felt like there was no choice, either literally or implicitly (like "poor guy, i guess i'll have sex with him"; it is implicit because your two options are 1. be "heartless" or 2. engage in sex). implicit is particularly fucked precisely because it muddies the consent after the fact like a smoke screen.
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>>34002430
based
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>>34002066
titties all the way. but be gentle…ish
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>>34002434
This is a lie
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>>34002033
>Femanons with fwbs, how often do you meet up?
Women, could you answer this one please?
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>>34002423
Ngl I'm not good at speaking with women so I'm nervous and shy.
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>>34002436
This sucks I didn't want it to be this
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>>34002427
I’m gonna kill myself
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>>34002407
Is that not the kind of guy you can date?
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>>34002436
Somebody post the rape spectrum pic
>>34002432
Yeah but you'll get dick induced psychosis, that's bad ok
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I am such blatant genetic sewage. I don't know why I even exist.
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>>34002439
Are they sensitive?
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GIRL PLEASE.
YOU'RE GONNA BE STUCK WITH THAT GUYS BABY.
HE JUST WANTS TO MAKE HIS WIFE JEALOUS AND YOU'RE THE PERFECT ACCOMPLICE.
YOU CAN FIND OTHER MEN THAT TREAT YOU GOOD AND DO NOT VIEW YOU LIKE THE SIDE HOE.
LOVE YOURSELF MORE.
PLEASE
PLEASE
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>>34002452
>blatant genetic sewage.
lmao
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>>34002452
If you were genuinely genetic garbage you wouldn't exist, your lineage would have died off long ago. You're the product of champions anon. Don't forget that
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Men proving themselves to be garbage yet again
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test
won't let me reply they think my posts are spam
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>>34002446
don't do it brev people will be sad
ik the urge to kms can be strong but it's not worth
watch some lucky star or smth comfy
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>>34002434
:’)
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>>34002407
What was a night with him like?
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>>34002460
what if he was conceived in rape?
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>>34002464
That doesn’t matter
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>>34002461
Thank you, all in a day's work
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>>34002471
hdym
nothing matters dude
you're right dude some of us are losers
we can either keep trying to change our ways or just find contentment in life as it is
do you have any hobbies or anything
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>>34002461
What did I even do
>>
why'd he leave me why'd he stop talking to me
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>>34002461
If I'm garbage your my can, I'll be in you.
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>>34002475
Everything

>>34002477
This is rape
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>>34002429
>not being subscribed to the rapist quarterly gazette
I'm surrounded by neophytes
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I wanted to be perfect and he ruined my life
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Why watch wristband ripped. Women?
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>>34002470
A conquering warrior took his war bride home and bred her? Even better
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>>34002479
I did not do everything I am a virgin
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>>34002482
You jorked too close to the sun, Icarus.
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>>34002485
Dumbass
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>>34002310
am i really ruining my life though?
>>34002319
not really, but i've been celibate/alone from abuse for so long he just happened to be really consistent with being there for me for years and it just happened gradually over time. i don't necessarily think i will be different from his wife since I've sort of blocked out that part of me for protective reasons of the heart, because recently we've been discussing his traumas growing up and seeing who he is today because of it all. he considers me a best friend who he has feelings for now. or well, always has that just grew from an innocent crush when we were basically kids. he's also liked me longer in terms of knowing me vs knowing his wife it terms of when she and i met him, so I feel he's reliving a whatif thing due to the longstanding crush, even if fleeting
>>34002349
there was advice to enjoy what i'm going through, to play it by ear. that he does seem to care about me
>>34002364
i'm not outright trying to get pregnant, just suspicious of his intentions maybe a little
>>34002369
everyday. hand holding, holds/cuddles me, kisses me, baby talks to me a little. sex everyday or every other day or so, it depends. but then we have moments where he opens up about his childhood traumas and other life stuff too after being intimate
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>>34002481
Damn another dick induced psychosis victim? Sorry to hear that, get well soon
>>34002480
Pleb. I go to rapistcon every year as a VIP
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>>34002445
sorry anon. what that other anon said is true as well, there is a biological component as well where you freeze up, and sex generally can further cause temporary changes to brain activities in areas of stress or will and makes you more docile. that is speculative wrt sexual assault, but i don't think there is any reason to believe that aspect is different. you'd do well to find some sort of therapist where you can work this out, especially if it has left you traumatized to things like sex or intimacy
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>>34002473
Sure but that doesn’t matter. None of it does, never will
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I still think about this anon sometimes.
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>>34001802
how did you gather these details?

wondering if this is about me or others
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>>34002489
I'll jork something
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>>34002496
I was unfamiliar with /lit/‘s off-topic frogposting game
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>>34002505
a lot of /lit/ posters are chronically depressed and anti-social
>t. lit poster who is chronically depressed and anti-social
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Is it possible to get ED from playing with peen too much?
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>>34002506
>a lot of /lit/ posters are chronically depressed and anti-social
how is that any different from the rest of the site
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>>34002491
>i'm not outright trying to get pregnant, just suspicious of his intentions maybe a little
>am i really ruining my life though?
it's like we're talking to a brickwall.
please. please please please.
you're better than this.
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>>34002495
true, nothing matters, so just do whatever you want dude
iktf though dude it's hard sometimes. I've spent a lot of time bedrotting recently and skiving off work (tbf I need to get another job I hate the current one). all one can do in life is keep trying, and try to find things that keep you going
but I know what you mean it's all fucking shit desu. do drugs and do whatever you want who cares
>>34002496
shit happens ig
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>>34002509
Cum diet?
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>>34002515
What I want to do is kill myself
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>>34002512
Why the fuck are you Marvel-posting on 4chan
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>>34002494
It just isn't fair
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>>34002456
NOOOO NO CRY ANON
i'm probably most likely not going to have his baby, i just idk feel like he's in his feels about never accomplishing that with his wife. why would a man want to go that far making someone jealous or even at all, he did mention how she would be jealous over how much petite/smaller I am than her when I was just talking about myself and clothes/accesories to him and the struggle of being small though

HMM

also it's kinda in a weird difficult place atm because he lives with me and the comfort is just available
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>>34002494
Muh therapy. just let people die
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New one
>>34002508
>>34002508

Migrate at your own pace
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>>34002506
Didn’t y’all bully a girl into doing porn or something?
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>>34002517
>What I want to do is kill myself
same here, everything is fucking shit, but death isn't really a viable option
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>>34002428
Clean, moisturized, relatively straight in both angle and curvature, head and shaft are proportionate, gets and stays hard for me, and it's attached to the person I love.
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>>34002491
The person who told you to enjoy it didn't know that he's married to another woman. Anyone who does know that he's married to another woman is telling you to run away, because he's taking advantage of you.

People are saying nice things to you and telling you to run. You don't listen.
People are saying mean things to you and telling you to run. You don't listen.
You only want people to tell you to wait, because you are a spineless coward who only wants to wait and never wants to take action.

Why didn't you end the relationship when you reached the deadline?
>"it's a time sensitive issue and by the time the week is up I'll be taking action" - you on November 18th
You lied because you are a pathetic liar. You lie to yourself just as much as you lie to everyone else.

Go do something about it. End the relationship. Now.
>>
Hai (。)
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>>34002527
Maybe, I don't know. I didn't pioneer the lore of the board, I'm more of a casual /lit/ goer.
>>
>>34002521
if he truly was hung with you he would've divorced the other girl already. there's no reason to hold that.
he's taking advantage of you.
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>>34002528
Yeah it is
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>>34002519
it is not. that is a sad truth, but it doesn't need to be your reality. as in, you don't have to define your identity or worth around the label of "raped".
>>34002525
this made me laugh but don't be a bastard. you can dislike therapy jargon all you want but there is no other way around trauma unless you want to either explore psychedelics (which still requires therapist or an equivalent guide) or brain changing research chemicals which i will personally recommend against as not being good if you are not prepared for it (speaking as >>34000826 )
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>>34002533
hai mayonnaise <3
come to new bread >>34002526
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>>34002527
They did, somewhat indirectly. Those bastards
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>>34002541
I'm sure some people irl would be upset
that's how I stop myself from going through with it anyway
watch lucky star dude it's a fun and comfy anime
I'm bipolar and iktf of feeling like everything is completely hopeless and just wanting to end it it all. but the negative feelings aren't permanent
>>
>>34002542
>you don't have to define your identity
How?
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>>34002525
I have no reason to give up on people who can be saved. I survived an attempt 13 years ago, and I'm happy now.
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>>34002581
Good for you
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>>34002573
i will explain in the next thread and link it here.
>>
2000 posts in one thread? Really?
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>>34002746
I don't care if they've abandoned the thread, I'm pushing it over the threshold
>>
HI
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>>34002759
Women, uh, bad
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>>34002761
hallooo
kommt hier >>34002526
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>>34002639
?
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>>34002573
>>34002874
here >>34002878. it is in-depth. sorry.
>>
>>34002891
Thank you



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