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Discuss all thingS SMASHED AND SLAMMED

Post your favorite MICROALIENTOADS! Tell a story about your Toadline!
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JULITO

HOT SHADES HOT SLAM
TOO FASH TOO SMASH
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Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
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>tfw the meme starts to convince you to enter the smashed pyramid skeem
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>>2478867
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WHO'S THAT POKEMON
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My swole mini micro alien doesn't appear too intelligent. Any advice?
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CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER.
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>>2479028
Let him sport a chain.
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>This isn't even my final form
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>>2479022
lmfao
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>>2479064
Snarf
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>>2478861
Happy
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This is animal abuse..
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2BOWED2BOLD
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>>2479246
Good lord
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these are no more repugnant than pugs, show-GSDs, etc.

dog breeding was a mistake
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>>2479384
Choosing my fighter
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>>2479384
SLAM
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>>2479363
Pugs have nothing on Toadlines.
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>>2479499
DAMN HE GOT GAMBINO AND RUMPLE
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>>2479384
Hope my smashed spirit is motherfuckin crime boss
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>>2479533
Hi
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>>2479543
Dang. Quato is still pretty strong though
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>>2479384
Fuck, this sequel is much worse. I was a swoldier main, baka
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>>2478852
OP toadline literally looks like a Ghoulie
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>>2479545
At least it can hold its fucking head up.
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>>2479384
FORQUATO
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>>2478852
is this a example of a well bred one? he looks breddy cute desu
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>>2479648
>taking the worst parts of both pit bulls and bulldogs and slamming them together
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>>2479654
>non-fucked up face
> bigger rounder head
stubbyier but broader body

i dont see the problem
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>>2479363

at least you can say pugs can look cute, and some of them do actually look cute

the same cant be said for these slammed, stanced and smashed bullies
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>>2479384


WHITEOUT
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>>2479384
Rollin for snarf
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>>2479065
They're sporting chains. They do sport chains.
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>>2479384
WHERE IS SWOLDIER
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>>2479761
F
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>>2479763
He died?
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>>2479764
This from that movie Evolution?
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SQUISHED

>>2479766
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Frog-dog
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>>2479769
11/10 fatboy, would (apparently) enslave.
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>>2479769
I'm thinking of this guy.
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>>2479769
And, while we're on the subject of frogdogs...
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>>2479384
rumpleeee
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>>2479384
Gimme Snarf.
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>>2479673
Staypuft is a good dog but I'm rolling for Snarf again.
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>>2479384
No matter who I get, they gonna be strong
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>>2479648
Looks like a downs pupper
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>>2478857
>whats wrong with his le...
oh my
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Why?
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Let's go breeding pitbulls in the sky
It's micro alien
Let's all take a trip on my inbreeding

I'm Mr. Toadline
Yes, I'm everybody's Mr Toadline
Can't you see, inbred catastrophe?
Oh, smashed and slammed and bow your legs with me

Your big swoledier's got no place to stay
Inbred reproduction
I feel like a smart dog I sport a chain,

Mr. Toadline
Yes, I'm everybody's Mr Toadline
Can't you see I'm full of smashity?
Oh, smashed and slammed and bow your legs with me

I'm Mr. Toadline, they all relate to me
I can SMASH up people's lives
Mr. toadline, they all relate to me
It's the only way to be
BONED UP inbreeding
Mr. Toadline, Mr. Toadline, Mr. Toadline

It's the only way to be
Inbred destiny, oh yeah

Mr. Toadline, yes I'm everybody's Mr. Toadline
Can't you see my inbred destiny?
Oh, drag your bag and fly away with me
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>>2478852
Are persian cats SMASHED? Surely this can't be healthy, they're the bulldogs of cats.
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>>2480730
their legs are not SLAMMED enough
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>2017
>Not being SLAMMED or SMASHED
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>>2479384
rollin 4 gambino
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>>2479384
Rolling for repo
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>>2479384
riggity rollironi
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>>2479384
Let's see.
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>>2479660
>>2479654
yeah this toadline stuff is faggot bullshit but that guy looks like a bulldog with a healthier nose.
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>>2478857
SMASHED AND SLAMMED
A TOADLINE SO SLAMMED HIS BONES WERE BORN BROKE
SMASHED FACE
SMASHED SOUL
SMASHED WILL TO LIVE
NEEDS GLASSES JUST TO SEE HIS OWN BROKEN BONES
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>>2479246
Goddamn I want to see that poor thing walk, like how does it even move.
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>>2479765
If hes older than maybe a year or two then probably.
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>>2479384
Gambino all the way
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>>2479769
>>2479771
sides orbiting
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Have there been any new retarded posts? I need some more toadline content
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>>2482269
Here you go.
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Pitbull are objectively one of the dog breed of all time.
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>>2480730
Probably just popular species and retarded breeders who can't into genetics and fuck up future breeds.
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>>2482329
WTF are you trying to say?
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>>2482329
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>>2482329
what did he mean by this?
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>>2482530
LETS GET READY TO RUMPLEEEEEEEEEE
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>>2481884
JUST
SLAM
MY
CHROMOSOMES
UP
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>>2482339
>>2482354
>>2482357
It's a meme you dip
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>>2482530
Rolling for Gambino
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>>2482530
DWAMN SON
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>>2482530
roll
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>>2479648
That's one MASHED potato
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>>2479648
Not gonna lie he looks cute as fuck 10/10 would give loving home.
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>>2482530
all out for quato
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>>2482530
Where's my man SWOLDIER????
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Name my new SMASHED and SLAMMED cat please
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>>2478852
>>2478861
Same soulless expression, same fucking eyes.
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This is what happens when the monster truck crowd gets involved with pet breeding.
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>>2483386
Fourloko
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>>2479677

kek
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>>2482530
ROLLED
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>>2482530
I am the fucking staypuft
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>>2485099
CHECKED
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>>2485311
Smart dog. He's even sporting a wig
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>>2482547
https://youtu.be/hTm-luOFZwM?t=40s
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>>2478857
>doglets for brainlet manlets
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>tfw this shitty meme is spreading to other boards
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>>2485702
That's good. More awareness of this unique breed.
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>>2479545
Huh? And?
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>>2479363
What did you just say you little
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>>2479648
holy shit looks like a minion
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>>2482530
BASED CRIMEBOSS
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>>2479648
Cute in an ugly way
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>>2478852
post pyramid scheme comment
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>>2482329
>>>/bant/
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>>2482530

ROLLING DUBS FOR DOUBLE THE CHROMOSOMES
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>>2482530
Roll
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>>2483386
what kind of kitteh is that
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>>2482530
ROLLAN
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>>2487298
see
>>2479019
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>>2485502
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>>2482530
going for Dr. Dwamm, but is his phd in thuganomics?
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>>2479064
Is Swoldier dead?

Clicking on him does nothing when I go to the web site.
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>>2488215
It could easily be bad site code.
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>>2482530
Rolling
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>>2482530
rolling for snarf
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>>2486498
That's actually pretty cute
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>>2488215
>Is Swoldier dead?

Was the page made over a week ago? If yes, then it's likely.
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Which one was "stolen"?
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>>2482530
>
always puft
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>>2482530
staypuft a real nigga
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>>2478852
WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK OF MY NEW PHONE BACKGROUND
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2STEAMY2CREAMY
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>>2488901
Why is this shit showing up on /an/...
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>>2488908
>Why is this SHIT showing up on /an/
FTFY
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>>2488825
MY PHONE IS A SLAMSUNG
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>>2482530
SMASHING
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>>2488721
F

Another perfectly healthy dog that left us too soon.
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>>2482530
roll for dr dwamnn
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incoming SLAMDUMP'D
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>>2489486
back is too straight, needs some SMASHING
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>>2489488
how does snow white do it for you?
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Rolling for fuckifiknow why I'm rolling...
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>>2489486
What the fuck is wrong with its ears.
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>>2489687
Damn. Freshly clipped, I think.
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>>2482530
rollerino
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>>2489726
They clip them? Why?
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>>2483395
why does the kid have tits
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>>2489741
Because she went through puberty and grew some.
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>>2489733
To make them more aerodynamic




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