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what's your favorite thing about wolves?
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>>4723897
Their penis
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>>4723897
Their ears.
And penis.
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>>4723897
I like how complex their social structures are. That study a while back on several different packs that showed them nearly dividing territory in a forest between each other and never straying from them has a lot of funny implications.
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They have pretty eyes.
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>>4723897
Penis
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>>4723897
The extent to which humans have fucked with the genes of one of their subspecies.
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>>4723897
How silly the can be.
Also their knot.
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another thread hidden
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>>4724060
>Ay yo we wuz woolves n shieeet nigga! Dem Retrievers jus be tryna keep a toad line brotha down yhear me?
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>>4724784
What is that under it touching the box? Is that it's balls? Is that it's tail?
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>>4724785
Good question :)
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>>4723897
They kill the deer. Anyone that doesn't despise deer hasn't had to live around them. A wolf has never destroyed my garden or wandered in front of my car on the highway. FUCK DEER.
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>>4723969
>>4723970
>>4724021
>>4724065
>>4724397
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>>4724784
>xrays permitted
Is that their plan? They want them to mutate even further? Just send the cum through like 5 airports until it glows green and makes little aliens?
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>>4724989
>DNA SMASHED & SLAMMED into genetic slurry by dozens of airport x-rays on its way to deranged /an/on living in the arse end of nowhere
>geiger counters melt and catch fire at 500 paces, FRESH & FROZEN semen LITERALLY more radioactive than Chernobyl
>bomb disposal robot used to artificially inseminate Lady Grugelle (3×Mbebe, 6×Qweenicius), vet still dies of radiation poisoning
>six normal, healthy pups born
>nuclear bombardment actually improved their genetics
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That there are mutant ones in the Chernobyl area that are resistant to cancer or something.
And their penis.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/mutant-wolves-roaming-chernobyl-exclusion-032300787.html
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Gay "people" are apparetly filled with evil energy as proven by this thread.
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>>4723897
their high special attack stat
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>>4725047
>Gay
Anon, think of the femanons. They rejected you for a reason...
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>>4725113
Its all one toxobrain falseflagging. Toxoplasmosis infection increasing self reported interest in zoosadism. You can look this up. It’s true.

>>4723897
How they basically live in the same extended family+few trusted outsiders social structure as early man and are so much like us they self domesticated for illiterate cavemen two to three separate times
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>>4725117
>Its all one toxobrain falseflagging
No. I posted >>4725043 because I thought it was funny to (and the article is genuinely interesting) and I saw when >>4723969, >>4724021
and >>4723970 posted, the poster count went up accordingly.
There are at least four people posting about wolfdick, at least one of whom did it for a laugh. I'd assume the other three also did it for shits and giggles.
Not everything is some conspiracy, faggot.
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Their drip frfr no cap
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>>4725383
who the fuck is steve wolfs?
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>>4724785
sheath
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>>4723897
Cookie
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Post wolves pls
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they hunt in packs
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>>4725514
Oh fine. It's the only one I had anyway.
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>>4725515
Need these boys
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>>4723969
>>4723970
>>4724021
>>4724397
>>4724785
>>4725043
>>4725443
hey they made a meme out of you!
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>>4725415
a wolf who died of ligma.
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>>4723897

That they bark only when spooked/scared
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>>4725516
I saw lots of wolves when I took LSD. How can nature be so stunningly beautiful and not require any awareness of itself?
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>>4725551
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>>4725210
>ip count
Pay attention to these in paleo and toxo threads… the dog hating dog fucking cat schizo is evading a lot of bans and changes his ip constantly. So does the cat hating dog hating schizo. Its bugguy and paleoschizo and has been since 2016.
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>>4725830
>dog hating dog fucking
doesn't add up
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I want to hug one so bad
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>>4725871
>mentally ill people have nonsensical behavior
no way. but thats actually a common neurosis among mentally ill, low iq/high melanin men. they hate something because they dont like that they want to fuck it, or they want to fuck something (violently rape) because they hate it and want to enjoy hurting it.

when someone really really hates dogs the chances of them bringing up bestiality is high. they're basically obsessed with it as part of the "i hate dogs" package and will seek out zoo porn and zoo hangouts "for research". if it happens you instantly know that they are just a retarded nigger.
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>>4723969
>>4723970
>>4724021
>>4724397
Whats so special about their penis compared to other canids? Not that I wouldn’t take it when given a chance and I’m not even gay.
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>>4726324
Is that why you bring it up in every thread?
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>>4725830
>ip constantly
Pretty sure the poster count goes by IP AND device. I've posted from a different IP on the same device and the count didn't go up.
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>>4726852
Nope, IP only.
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>>4726852
>he doesn't know how to delete cookies
NGMI
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>>4726851
Schizo projection, unless you’re saying he wants to hatefuck a schizo
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>>4727084
My browsermuhbob doesn't even save cookiemuhjigs.
>>4726937
iyss
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Their big fat stinky snouts
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>>4727119
His smelly tounge down my throat. Now.
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>>4727119
Why does that face look so human
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>>4723897
Personally, I'm a fan of the "frock" of cheek fat/fur that makes their head look round when you face them
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>>4727950
Anon, I...
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>>4728077
?
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I want a slightly autistic gf that likes wolves so I can fill her head with wolfy fantasies while breeding her
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I love how, if you could communicate to a Wolf, if you could break down all the absurd complexities of our thought, speech, into something one could fully comprehend, you could tell it all about how intricately we simultaneously oversimplify, overcomplicate, overmythologize and overly diminish them, just how far in exagerating their kind,

it would be the funniest god damn thing.

It'd just about kill the motherfucker.

All of our technology, art, everything we got on 'em, and we'd never be looked at the same way again.

From that day on, that one wolf would go up to a human just to put a paw on their shoulder or head and do a little pat like "God damn I fucking pity your goofy ass."
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>>4728300
"...Let me smell your butt now."
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>>4728331
Hail Wolfler!
The Gray Wolf is the pinnacle of canine evolution! All others are sub-canid mutts with degenerate dog blood flowing through their veins!
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>>4728336
<3
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>>4728336
this but unironcially :)
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>>4728336
Literally and unironically this. Wolves are equivalent of White Race but in canidae family.
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I wish I was a wolf
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>>4727950
You evolved to recognize their faces as such
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>>4727950
They're so beautiful
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>>4727119
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>>4728300
Imagine explaining the Turkish creation myth to a wolf
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>>4723897
They’re much my spirit animal next to foxes and Manul cats
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>>4725503
Okay
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>>4726324
That’s terrible
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>>4728734
Same
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>>4728734
What's with this otherkin shit recently
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>>4729529
Wishing you were a wolf is not otherkin. It inherently acknowledges that you are not a wolf in the first place. Otherkin believe they are that animal but "trapped" in a human body.
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>>4729529
4chan regularly stares into the abyss.
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>>4728223
My number one dream
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>>4729529
Therianfaggotry, read as cryptozoophilia.
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>>4731001
Wolf threads have always been weird, but the therian shit is new
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>>4723897
wolf kisses :)
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I want to pet a wolf on the head
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>>4729529
/vp/ rejects unfortunately
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>>4729569
There was actual otherkin shit in a previous thread
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>>4731263
Not necessarily, /fox/ namefag Dani been there for decade or so. He had zoo symbol included in his name not that long ago.
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>>4731670
I gotcha.
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>>4731683
Sick fuck



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