Post monkeys, talk about monkeys
>>4865699Is it true what they say? Monkey see, monkey do?
Did the entire fucking board got wiped? What happened?
>>4865785Mods up to some monkey business.
>>4865844At least we now have a fresh monkey thread.
>>4865858It's a shame, but the board will recover. Better than some of the other ones will, anyway. /3/ may never recover.
>>4865844Checked.
i like very much monkeyplease to post morealso like corky bucheckVERY NICE
pity
I went to the sd zoo back in May and saw this cute baby debrazza's monkey
>>4866129
How come those little bastards have Hylian ears?
>>4865785The mods dun goofed.See >>>/co/145128460, >>>/co/145129740 and >>>/co/145129786.
>>4865699Why do they always look so deep in thought? What are they contemplating?
>>4866129>>4866131Veery cute
i dont like monpai. but snek does. yummy.
>>4866716>>4866123
>>4865699i love them so much. for me it's rhesus macaque. pic unrelated.
>>4866909>ah oohh oohh ahhh ahhh oohh ooohh What did he mean by this?
I’ve always wondered why macaques have such human like faces, especially compared to great apes like orangutans.
bmt is aryan
I always wondered if monkis realize that us and other primates are related like we do
>>4867142I don't think they really get that deep with it, but I'm sure they recognize that we look similar. Like we're probably more "understandable" to them than something like a feline or reptile.
>>4865748Yes orangutangs learn things instantly by watching>inb4 apeFUCK OFF
>>4866123someone photoshop an AK in his hands pls
>>4867027>Cold adaptationBut we don't naturally have any, we use external sources like the coats of other animals to keep us warm, we never developed fur like macaques did
A lot of macaques also have, for lack of a better term, asiatic like faces.
how is it when i search "monpai" the only thing it gives me is something like pic relwhat does monpai even mean
>>4868082He looks like he's having a good time
>>4867479>weird africans look compared to the ainu and nordics?Weird in what way? Because they don't live in colder climates?
>>4867426>orangutanliterally me
>>4867426Thank you, but I was asking specifically about monkey.
>>4868414I once saw capuchins in person and some dude was giving them oreos, they would eat them the same way people do, by opening it and licking the white cream
>>4868082it's a slang word for crab eating macaquemonyet (monkey) + an other word I don't know maybe panjang(tail)
I love monkeys
>>4869348Why we giving these poor little bastards diabetes
>>4869349That monkey lives with an old lady, you know how liberal old ladies are with feeding.
What's the smartest non-ape monkey and how do they compare to the dumbest apes (gorillas, abos)?
>>4869575It seems capuchins are the smartest monkeys, they are known to use rocks to crack open hard food and i believe they are one of those primates that are considered to be in the stone age
>>4869597https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CopquyC2998>break open nuts with rockseven a fish can do that
>>4870194Capuchins are also the ones that were introduced to a monetary system
>>4869575>>4869597>>4870199https://youtube.com/watch?v=QJuANMZfE68I don't understand very well what they are saying, spanish/portuguese , but it seems the monkey was armed with a knife and was raiding homes for cookies and clothes(?), perhaps someone trained they monkey to do it, ot it's a test for the planet of the apes.
>>4869348Million calorie
Baboons are scary.
>>4870650nah
Gibbons are my favorite monke.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8-4W0kuW5Y
I WANT A MONKI TO HUG ME SO BAD BROS, LIKE I LEGITIMATEDLY WANT A MACAQUE/BOON/MANDRIL ETC TO COME TO HUG ME BECAUSE HE IS SAD FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>>4870650
Mandrill canines are a sight to behold, I think they’re even bigger than a Gorilla’s.
>>4865699How smart are monkeys?
>>4866909Hey that's sweetpea! What ever happened to him? Didn't he get captured (and presumably culled) by the Cambodian officals after an adult male bit a tourist?
Why are my classmates afraid to admit we're from monkeys? lol who here is anti evolution theory too?
>>4870898this!
>>4871035Very much
>>4870898I want friendly hairless giants to feed me treats.
>>4870898I WANT TO PITY A MACAQUE SO BAD BROS LIKE I LEGITIMATEDLT WANT HIM TO HOO HOO REEEEEE AT ME FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
Love Japanese Macaques
>>4869349iirc other monkeys rejected it since it lost an arm
>>4871182Yeah seems like he got killed. What a sad end for poor guy.
million pityhttps://www.google.it/search?sca_esv=470031d26dfc1cdc&sca_upv=1&q=baby+monkey+screeching&udm=2&fbs=AEQNm0Be9hsxO5zOUoY5v2srYNPRIvTz_02aG-_CVE5t-hWDE-o4NknGVSyJJ2o-ODmr6AwAlWJgiUKLVuN3QUX_pFS_YPU02M13gFp8NPPyBZDTayX1-xSzSvIF2gAqDBCgnQL87QQ_uTy50YrO6xxMHax9gDSOaRF7xeTl5cLH6JPY2sYOw7-sWwY-KbulV2i0JTgmGGSk&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiWipuC1KuIAxXm_rsIHd7cLrcQtKgLegQIDBAB&biw=1536&bih=703&dpr=1.25
>>4871868stop telling lies, faggot.
>>4870898I remember when I was in middle school visiting the local zoo, and the gibbon there actually reached out it's tiny, little hand to hold ours. Genuinely unforgettable moments and it kinda makes me want to cry, hopefully in the next life this sweet soul will live free
>>4871002cute
>Monkey thread>Time for the weaning video kinoI love these little dudes. Their autistic screeching over the slightest inconvenience is always good for a belly laugh. I like the keks they give me, I just don't like it when people hurt the cute lil niggas. >laugh at monkey :D >no hurt monkey >:Chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lHnjjfAXVkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plwKAYRF9VQ&thttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5imXfMUuZvA
>>4871868Apparently he's caged somewhere in Phnom Penh
Tibetan macaques are cute.
>>4873825They look like confused old men I like it
>>4872898Crazy just how stoic they become as adults. They won’t even show pain. Yet as babies every little thing sets them off.
>>4873882Because the baby needs to let the adults know whenever something bad is happening to it so they can come to the rescue.
>>4872580i mean thats what people uploading the videos of him say, i would be glad if he lived
>>4874748Based lion macaque enjoyer
>>4873882I just love their reaction.
>>4874843He gives off a very smug, holier-than-thou vibe
>>4875681He's earned it
This is a golden snub-nosed monkey. Look how fluffy it is.
Barbary macaques are the only monkey species in Europe, aside from Russians.
>>4875766Give it a tracksuit, a cig, and a bottle of spirit and he'd fit right in with any Eastern-European.
>>4875797Well, high cheekbones are a very simian feature.
>>4875766>>4875821Pretty sure I fought that fucker in World of Tanks.
These guys are pretty comical.
>>4865785Cute
>>4874065It seems to get them in trouble more often than not. They freak out and mom comes to bite them until they quit.
Monkeys should be happy and healthy, I love them all.
>>4878109Mostly when they're being entitled little shits.>>4872898Watching them spazz out is always great for a laugh.https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=Kons-0QlRsg
>>4875688So why don't colobus monkeys have thumbs? Its not like they have prehensile tails like spider monkeys that act like an opposable thumb. Wouldn't it be a disadvantage?
>>4879665what is this comment?
>>4876541Why the long face?
>>4879673I think it helps them swing around from branch to branch faster
>>4879783For whatever reason baby animals messily eating doesn't gross me out like human babies eating messily>>4879785I like the small black beard he's got, grumpy old man vibes
>>4865844haitian mods making sure no one discusses the cat situation
>>4879785Wow, he is literally me
Post more monke.
There aren’t too many videos or pictures of monkeys and apes interacting.
>>4880714
>>4879955>For whatever reason baby animals messily eating doesn't gross me out like human babies eating messilyPerfectly programmed zogbot.
Thoughts on the titty monkey?>>4880916What the hell is a zogbot? >>4880800Looks fluffy would pet
>>4880998Haha titty
>>4879775Your mistake was reading the comments. I'm just here for the kino monkees and their austistic reeeing. https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=K_FXGTiLyxu>>4872898>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lHnjjfAXVk>Mother moves 1cm away from the young monkey.>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!God, I love these austistic little retards so much.
>>4872898There’s something that disturbs me about the way the baby ones move and screech, it’s more reptilian than primate.
>>4880777I assume you've already checked out jungle school?
>>4881095What i wouldn't give to reincarnate as one of these
>>4881101squishy is cutehttps://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=sj-10ZHC7dMWould it be ok to upload it on Youtube?
>>4881363Can't believe people are posting fucking animal torture here. Context for newfags: the baby monkey in this video has swollen face from owner squeezing it hard. This monkey was eventually tortured to death.
>>4881385Good, macaques are basically Toys with High intelligence for mebeat up macaques, strangle macaques, throw macaques in the garbage can, tease macaques, bully macaques, drown macaques, starve macaques, lock macaques in small spaces, remove macaque's surrogate mother every second to make them spaz, lock macaques in a Cage, comfort macaques in said Cage and then removing your comforting hand to make them spaz and panic, Lynch macaques, trash up macaques, hang macaques with their pacifier, squeeze macaque tummies so that they gasp for air, cause disorder among macaque troops, remove macaques from their Natural habitat, make macaques do unnatural things, force macaques to stand on their legs damaging their spine, wrap macaques hands and feet so that they cant self comfort with thumb sucking, make macaques act likes humans and do human chores, slave macaques into coconut harvesting, use macaques as source of entertainment in morocco, Pakistan and Thailand, use macaques as literal toys, abuse macaques, pity macaques, torture macaques, make macaques terrified of you, deprive macaques of any comfort and joy, mentally destroy macaques until they are left a broken, dafunctional messTotal any-other-primate love, Total macaqueshit death (black crested macaques are excluded tho)Is this edgy enough? Fellow monkey lovers?
>>4881157Now that you mention it...>>4881363No, it's not. That monkey is being abused. I like em when they "REEEEE!" and when they're being weaned by their mothers. I don't like it when people actively hurt them.
Little bastards never stop stealing from us Pongos. They're lucky the dry season is almost over, or they'd be my next meal.
>>4881101Don't low functioning autistic children act the same way when something bothers them?
>>4881404https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/meerut/monkey-attack-foils-mans-bid-to-rape-6yo-girl/amp_articleshow/113575059.cmsAPOLOGIZE NOW
>>4865699Due to encountering mean aggressive monkeys in Gibraltar I've been afraid of them until today when I came across this article from 4chan.https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/meerut/monkey-attack-foils-mans-bid-to-rape-6yo-girl/articleshow/113575059.cmsMonkeys got our back sometimes.Good monkeys.
I hate to say it, but these things are hideous. They look more like bushbabies than monkeys.
>>4881972>>4881977>>4882011Based macaques
>>4881984
>>4882138Good god, it looks like Putin.
>>4882138Looks like a rotting corpse
>>4881977>mean aggressive monkeys in GibraltarYou mean you can't pet them? But they look so cuddly
>>4865699David Bowie looking mf
>>4881912https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB0TVSTaEZw
>>4882138Jesus!! Looks like a god damn lawn goblin lurking in the shadows got caught in the sunlight momentarily before it scampered back to the shadows! Id kill that creepy goblin in a second to keep it from multiplying.
Needs moar monkee spazzing out kino.https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=KlIPLvFdC47
I always wondered if the Capuchin from Pirates of the Caribbean was related to the one from Raiders of the Lost Ark, maybe they had the same trainer.
Where do these monkey sadists come from? I’ve read about SEAs feeding them at temples and they seem to revere them.
Ghoulish fucking creatures>>4881984>>4882138
Imagine being a chimp and finding one of these things attached to a female baboon you caught.
>>4883077Baby baboons are cute, the snout makes them look more than animals rather than horrible homunculi
Genuinely interesting video I came across. I also recommend the channel.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjyV2D82RN8
>>4883501Never heard of this channel beforeI liked this vid of hers, it's nice seeing monkeys in more natural settings without SEAs around https://youtu.be/VXiPZPtyk9Y?si=fDJroQ90-FK4Qxnr
It is funny how autistic they are about feeding order.
>>4883523link to the vid? I love these little guys when they sperg out.
>>4883616The original got wiped from YT. Here's the downloadable archive:https://preservetube.com/watch?v=d3hkqyU3XAAEnjoy, fellow pityfren!
>>4883822very cute. somebody claimed that it got pitied. which were the ingredients and tools that the cook used for his sauce?
>>4883800See, this I like. When people actively abuse or hurt the lil dudes, I hate it. When it's just them sperging out, it's hilarious. I know there are times when people interfere (I recall hearing about Libby and Leo?) and that isn't okay. I love monkeys, they're super interesting and there are so many subtle complexities to their hierarchy, I just wish people didn't actively hurt them...Anyway, back to monkey kino :Dhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Kbb6w5Cneg
>>4871434 Honorary Aryan Monke
What's the bmt scene like these days?
>>4884154Idk, I don‘t frequent the channels on Telegram. Go to kiwifarms to get a clue.
How come when Americans torture macaques as in andromeda strain, it’s kino $12m box office, but when third worlders do it it’s not kino and immoral/psychopathic. How can you reconcile this? If it was a human, horse etc.. that had been non consensually suffocated for profit, surely the producers of andromeda strain would be charged for abuse at least? Why is it ok for Hollywood to torture animals but not anybody else??
>>4883077>Imagine being a chimp and finding one of these things attached to a female baboon you caught.A chimp would have pitied it. An ape probably would have even used tools for saucing like homo sapien cooks do, too. See >>4884085.
>>4884216The monkey was "killed" by being placed in a large set filled with carbon dioxide. When the monkey's cage, which contained oxygen, was opened the animal was rendered unconscious by the CO2. An assistant director was off camera and brought a breathing apparatus to the monkey, who recovered immediately.It was approved by the ASPCA who was present during the filming of the scene.While the monkey was filmed suffocating on CO2, assistant director James Fargo was standing just off camera wearing scuba gear and holding a second oxygen source.The monkey was revived just seconds after going unconscious -- a little too quickly, as it turns out. Watching the scene closely, the viewer can clearly see a shadow moving towards the monkey just as it goes limp. And since there was only one take, it couldn't be edited out.
>>4884405Well it's good they immediately went to its aid
>>4884232Chimps aren't into elaborate torture like pityfags are, they just rip them apart and eat.
My hometown is almost nothing but monkeys. I hate it.
>>4884462Why haven't you used one to become rich?
wish I could find more of this guy's videos. They're so Kino.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Dr5e-opIkc
>>4884727ratmaster truly is a masterhttps://youtu.be/pusYmeP-7D0I love it when they scream in panic.
You know what? You fucking pityfags need your own damn general to rot in. You cannot have any monkey threads or discussion on /an/ anymore without them rearing their ugly heads and posting weird baby macaque content talking about how they love them "reeing autistically" and calling it monkey kino. You fuckers kill all monkey thread potential and just morph them into a pity vid sharing threads. You need mental health background checks and hard drive checks, the lot of you>Inb4 I only like the reeing!Don't care, it's a slippery slope and you enjoy seeing them distressed which is weird
>>4885108unsure why mods even allow animal abuse vids being shared because i never see this shit getting deleted on here.
>>4885093The baby monkey that clings to itself. An indonesian ouroboros
>>4885121You have to be new. The mods also deleted that ‚ebin pity collage‘ which contained the faces of distressed baby monkeys and depicted sone sort of a warrior angel. You probably don‘t know what I mean (which is a good thing) because you just recently started visiting the board.
>>4885108I don't see you ignoring or steering the conversation away from it. I just see you complaining and whining. Also, the "reeeing" happens naturally, weaning and all that business. I can understand why people don't like it when it's artificial or designed to make the monke suffer. I'm not fond of it either, in fact, I don't think many people are. But when it's natural (the sort of thing you'd see in a good documentary), it's kino. But okay, let's run with your idea about a pity-only thread - no gore, just weaning and the babies sperging out; you'd whine about how it got more attention and traffic. If you're tired of these threads being hijacked, then post actual content that is engaging - like these Anons did. >>4883501>>4883509If not, then you have zero right to complain.> Don't care, it's a slippery slope and you enjoy seeing them distressed which is weird.It's cute aggression, and they're not in distress; they're being entitled little shits. Unlike your parents, their mother disciplines them and teaches them independence. Nature is cruel and harsh, but considering the sort of injuries they could inflict with those teeth and their strength, pinning the screaming little shits down until they tire themselves out is best. Do you find this funny?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbH1QVFs4bUIf the answer is yes, then congratulations—you'll learn the appeal of weaning. And before you cry, "muh cartoon," the mechanics of humour are the same. There is more to say, but I'll leave it at that. Not all Pityfans are the same, and we all agree that the active torture/murder of the Kino Monke Frens is not okay.
>>4885238I do find it amusing when baby monkeys spazz out over nothing. I just don't understand why they're forced to wear diapers like babies. It's a little too sexual and uncomfortable for me...
Get over here, you son of a bitch!
>>4885288>It's a little too sexual and uncomfortable for me...Yeah, not a fan of that myself. I like the stuff like - >>4883800>>4872898where the monkeys are in their natural setting, and they're just being monkeys. Also, just realised - >>4883843a pityfag posted interesting monkey documentaries in this thread, whereas others whine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9XKiOXaHlI&t=2s
>>4883843So Japanese macaques aren't the only monkeys to live in cold climates?
Does anyone remember that pity VO who dyed his monkey pink?
I WANT TO MENTALLY TORTURE CRAB MACACAS SO BAD BROS, I WANNA SEE DESPAIR IN THEIR EYESHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAGAHAHAHA
>>4870898>>4875762Golden Snub Nose Monkeys are kino af.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yARtExKaIH8
>>4883800>0:40I refuse to believe there are people out there who wouldn't find that the funniest shit. Absolutely flips his shit for no reason and spergs the fuck out. God, I love these little spastics so much. Thanks for the share, Anon, that's some good shit.
>>4883826They're pulling your tail. It doesn't exist.Someone is trying to associate the tame monkey videos on YouTube with the gory sexual torture on Telegram/Discord/Slack in order to get them banned from YouTube, but there is no evidence of it.
>>4885827Why Is that crabcaque sperging out in you pic
>>4885840Dunno, just needed a monkey reaction that looked like it was laughing to express my amusement at the little monkey's freaking out for no reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6vZgSPjuiMAnother great weaning video. The babies really are persistent and you have to admire the patience of the mother.
Been reading on infanticide in monkeys and good lord, is it more gruesome than the way chimps do it.
>>4886125Poor little fren :< But yeah, monkeys are brutal. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3amUhalXd8I remember finding videos of monkeys consuming baby monkies, either stillborn or monkeys they killed from another tribe. I don't remember which group it was, but there was a troupe (or troop? I always get this confused) that would raid other groups and snatch the babies to kill and eat. They got so bold they even started targeting chimps. Does anyone know what I'm talking about? If you have a link to the documentary, I'd be grateful.
>>4886125Was this the article, anon?https://academic.oup.com/cz/article/70/2/273/7067308?login=false
>>4886125>FIile DeletedGodamnit, Mods, that wasn't Pityshit. That was a legitimate photo that displayed what had happened to the baby. Yes, it's not pleasant, but nature seldom is. Then again, I guess I should be thankful the thread wasn't nuked.
>>4886577animal gore is not allowed on /an
>>4881363can the fucking mods ban this fucker posting animal torture video instead of making a 1000 cat vs dog shitpost?this baby's tail was cut off with a knife, his face is swollen from squishing, this is part of a known zoosadism crush video
>>4886638Except when its killed dogs and coyote-killed cats, but maybe that mod got fired (/an/ mods do not last long)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=-4EfXOYduA0
>>4886639>this baby's tail was cut off with a knife, his face is swollen from squishing, this is part of a known zoosadism crush videothese are baseless assumptions on your part.
>>4886655I hate it when they feed the monkeys crap food.
>>4886153Interesting read. Thanks for the post, anon.
>>4886668these are facts there are multiple videos of the torture of this monkeyand it is BEING TORTURED in the video posted, it's face is swollen from trauma
>>4886668Bro, I think it's pretty obvious that the monkey is being tortured.
>>4881912Do you think apes could domesticate a species of monkey
>>4886688>>4886702When you insist that face squeezing or being fed milk from a bottle or being put into cute outfits constitutes torture, your histrionics aren't doing the baby monkeys any favors. You're diluting the meaning of the word "torture" and leading people to take zoosadism less seriously. It's unethical, but it isn't on the same level as being chopped alive. Let's be real.
>>4886759I get what you're saying, and yes, people are diluting the word. But we need to remember that there are different forms of torture, physical and psychological and that they exist on a spectrum. Mutilation would be extreme physical torture, but inflicting any form of pain in a sustained manner is also torture. I don't think any animal should be forced to endure such things.
>>4886759All those things are indeed torture, psychological and physical.1) Squeezing a monkey's face to the point where it's too swollen to be able to eat is not gentle squeezing. The baby monkey obviously hates it.2) Separating a baby monkey from its mother to feed it human formula from a bottle is also torture, masquerading as animal rescue. Baby monkeys need to be raised with their mothers to be properly socialized and adjusted. Harlow's baby monkey experiments showed that baby monkeys preferred the cloth surrogate mother over the wire/milk surrogate mother. Bottle feeding cannot provide the security and comfort that baby monkeys need to thrive. They also can't get the nutrition they need from formula or sugary ice cream.3) Baby monkeys don't need to wear clothes. It's just unnecessary humiliation and torment. Clothing impacts their mobility and ability to regulate temperature.
>>4886800People can say what they want about Harlow, but those experiments were crucial to understanding child psychology, development, and the deeper roles of nurturing and the mental bonds which are formed.
Yo, what’s poppin’ in this convo? Any of you niggas got some watermelon and fried chicken for a homie?
>>4886859Looks more like a kpop singer
>>4867462Tool use is natural for all monki
https://youtu.be/ZdcNT1-O_zQBaboon weaning kino
>>4886759Pretty sure this specific monkey died from an infection it got from having its face squeezed repeatedly. There was a vid where it was red and swollen.
>>4886955Good find, Anon.
>>4886841It was because retarded testiculoids decided that mothernal love makes weak men weak. Everything worked fine about child rearing until men came up with their cock obsessed theories.
4887053
I'll just leave this here: US Ringleader In Global Monkey Torture Ring Sent To Jail https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c17l94r79yeoI detest monkeys, having spent my childhood around them. Still, u would never EVER hurt one. I only wish his punishment was more severe
>>4887285Interesting...
>>4887293And that is literally the only reason things like the BBC gave a shit about this. The Kiwichads actually put all the legwork in because they were disgusted by the abuse of animals. The BBC only hopped on board when they thought they could use it to smear their political enemies.
>>4886841Except these vids aren't about child psychology and are not educational, it's just torture for the sake of torture. Just shut up already>>4887293Told you guys it's mostly dudes, I don't know where you guys came to the conclusion that monkey torture enjoyers are mostly women. Women are more prone to be nurturing and men are more prone to be violent, that's nature
>>4887407There are many women known to be into it, it's basic pity knowledge
>>4887407He's talking about Harlow's experiments, not monkey torture vids. Learn to read.>I don't know where you guys came to the conclusionRead the KiwiFarms thread so you can catch up.
>>4887407
>>4882138Gollum irl
>>4887930What species is this?
>>4887966Sooty mangabey
>>4865699 I see a lot of chimp, orangutan, gibbon and gorilla posts. Op only said monkeys, not primates.
>>4887966that smaller shit is definitely a pityling
>>4887930As mentioned in a previous thread, it's kind of nuts how similar all the babies look before they mature.
>>4888094Nah, only baby longtail macaques deserve pity
>>4888127Reminds me of chicks and how they all look very similar regardless if they are roosters, turkeys or quail
>>4888324I never really thought about it, but now that you mention it... Anyway, here are some cute monkeys. Does anyone know the lore of the one called Daniela? It seems oddly extensive. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcO3WPlKOpc
Rhesus macaquehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLLi2c-c3-o&t=5s
>>4888438Those arent rhesus macaques, they have shorter tails and don't have the funny hairdos that those macaques have
Monkey Mundo
>>4888485Yep, I released my mistake after I posted it. Oh well, Monkino, regardless.>>4888486I know it's cruel as fuck, but I do find the gifs of Monkey Mundomellon really funny... In my defence, if I saw the actual video, I doubt I would find it funny... I'm going to hell... >feelsbad.jpeg
>>4887966I'm pretty sure they are monkey
Been watching videos about Baboons in South Africa, I had no idea they were a pest there.
>>4888438Why did he smack the baby :(
Okay, why was this monkey always getting dragged? Like, I know monkeys can be rough, but fucking hell.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKDGDg0Nbeghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBFm47FNlRshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zZd4Prml8Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O--bxeV9W1khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8Bz0Eh3Jq4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RF6ctzj7NMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgK8qgBZFts&t=723shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaF9Dp2ibiAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmjL6-ZTSQghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLhSeoisNsAThere are so fucking many. Can someone explain it to me? Why is the monkey dragging the baby? Like, what the fuck is actually going on. Is this common?
>>4888906It's the troop's little stress toy. This is why every home should have at least one pitylong to inflict million terror on as a means to escape our harsh reality
>>4888911Okay, but seriously, why? There are just so many videos. Like, why? Do other monkeys do this? And if so, why do they do it? What is the purpose?
>>4888913Ok shitposting aside, i believe that specific monkey doesn't belong to that troop and it was a dumped pet, so she doesn't know all the intricacies of macaque society
>>4888917But wouldn't they just outright kill her then?
>>4888918They did eventually do that
>>4888966Wasn't that a different monkey?
>>4889209No it was Daniela who got fucking destroyed
Where do you find good ol ‘illion ‘ity these days?
>>4889452You can't, gorefags ruined everything
>>4888906Daniela was born to a low-ranking monkey named Dana. Dana wasn't the greatest mother in the world, but Daniela didn't help matters with her constant sperging and refusing to learn essential lessons. This drew the ire of Dee-Dee, the daughter of Dolly, who was a much higher-ranked monkey in the troop. Because of that, DeeDee was free to do pretty much what she wanted to Daniela, leading to the tail-dragging saga. This was partly due to VOs interfering with the troop to stir up drama because they're pieces of shit. So they'd feed Daniela out of turn and attack the other monkeys to "protect Daniela." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugg5eVQrlzkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06Ws6qRvYtUBut Daniela did seem to have issues. She was always screaming and sperging out, which was dangerous for the troop and herself. In her way, DeeDee was trying to help Daniela by getting her to shut the fuck up and learn the rules of the troop. Daniela refused to learn, and this would lead to her death by another monkey.
>>4889546There are a few more details to this, but it's mostly correct. Dolly was an Alpha and she'd lost baby so she was in a maternal mode and would often take Daniela. Problem was, because she wasn't producing milk, Daniela would go for long periods where she wasn't able to eat - which is why she was always shrieking because she was hungry. It was kino. >>4889452here you go, pityfren watch the monkey sperg out :D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCs47t5NemMGod, it's the best watching these fucker flip their shit.>>4889452Yep. Ratmaster was about as far as I'd go, because some of that shit was fucking amazing. Wish I could find the archives. He went too far at points, but watching them go mental because he put the milk bottle just out of reach, or he took away one of their toys, was fucking hilarious. Or making one of them watch, while he fed the other. Good shit. But when he did shit like throw them in a water tank or hit them, that was gay and something only small-dicked faggot would do. Same with the pedos who stick them in diapers or take videos of them shitting or them playing with their junk. Sick fucks.
>>4884727>>4885093>>4889550His shit was the best. Fucking gorefags spoiling the fun.
Hey guys, someone leaked Joker 2.
>Vervet monkeys that are naturalised (introduced by humans) are found in Cape Verde, Ascension Island, Saint Helena, St Kitts and Nevis, and Barbados.[12] Dania Beach, Florida, is home to about 40 introduced vervets.[13][14]
awesome pic of a macaque racking his mac"cock" and balls. if only it was a webm with sound
>>4889749These guys have blue balls
What's the deal with fear grimaces anyway? what type of defense mechanism is it to make the most punchable face possible?
Someone really needs to strap a baby monkey to a racing drone.
>>4890080aryan idea
>>4886841
>>4890117Which documentary is this from?
>>4890162Mother Lovehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znBa3lap5jQ&t=1450s
>>4890166>blue monkey>it's gray
>>4890315I’m no color theorist, but there are shades of gray that look blue.
>>4882770Only Thaifags don't hurt them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG4RxhGcSzk
>>4886759is it true? i feel bad for him now . i almost make fun of you because i think you are trolling.
>>4886668Dude the tail is clearly chopped off
thoughts on de brazza?
Good thread ruined by monkey torture fags per usual
>>4890315>Sun tailed monkey>Doesn't have a 2 million ton star attached to it>>4890585They're pretty neat, I saw a baby one at the sd zoo that I posted further up the thread >>4890592It would be fine if it was ones without human interference but that's basically impossible
Attach an elastic cord to a baby monkey and make it bungee jump from the 4th floor of a building.Tie a baby monkey to the roof of an RC car and drive it around an obstacle course at full speed.
>>4890592see >>4885238
For me, it's the drill
>>4890117You put that blanket back, NOW!!!
>>4890765They do. The documentary is super interesting.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ck-L9LZz0U
Chimps have been observed eating olive baboons, red colobus monkeys, vervets, gray cheeked mangabeys, and wet nosed primates such as galagos.
>Be Daniela>Be The Lowest Ranked Member of the Troop>Appraoch Alpha Female>Try to Steal Her Food>Try to Steal Her Food Multiple Times>Didn't get her ass brutally beatenSay what you will, but the troop was really patient with this little retard.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfYcp9RJMDs
chimpanzees are the only animals aside from humans that are known to wage war against each other.
>>4891159whoops it was monkey thread, not great ape.
>>4891135CRY..CRY..STUCKING
>>4891201>"SCHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!">"Hooooh, Hooooh, Hoooh...">"SCHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJHKEvAvocw
>>4890117>pityfags when the Telegram CEO gets arrested and their groups get shut down one by one
BABY MONKEY GARINA WERE THE BEST PITY VIDEOS
>>4891270Seeing okebro fear grimace as the cops confronted him was one of the best feelings ever
These baby baboons look like Vegeta.
>>4891280FOR YOU SEE, KAKAROT, YOU'RE NO LONGER DEALING WITH THE AVERAGE BABOON BABY!
To all the anty pity peoplebeat up macaques, strangle macaques, throw macaques in the garbage can, tease macaques, bully macaques, drown macaques, starve macaques, lock macaques in small spaces, remove macaque's surrogate mother every second to make them spaz, lock macaques in a Cage, comfort macaques in said Cage and then removing your comforting hand to make them spaz and panic, Lynch macaques, trash up macaques, hang macaques with their pacifier, squeeze macaque tummies so that they gasp for air, cause disorder among macaque troops, remove macaques from their Natural habitat, make macaques do unnatural things, force macaques to stand on their legs damaging their spine, wrap macaques hands and feet so that they cant self comfort with thumb sucking, make macaques act likes humans and do human chores, slave macaques into coconut harvesting, use macaques as source of entertainment in morocco, Pakistan and Thailand, use macaques as literal toys, abuse macaques, pity macaques, torture macaques, make macaques terrified of you, deprive macaques of any comfort and joy, mentally destroy macaques until they are left a broken, dafunctional messTotal any-other-primate love, Total macaqueshit death (black crested macaques are excluded tho)
>>4891542Please. You've never been within 100 feet of a macaque in your life. You just watch videos that other, more capable people make, and then you come here and act like an edgy faggot about it.
btw I am aware that it's a copypasta inb4 anyone gleefully tells me I fell for a copypasta
>>4891280The oozaru form was definitely inspired by baboons, it's shame they started to look more like kaiju out of the Godzilla universe in Z
>>4891249>Hooooh... Hooooh... SCHREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!Love Daneila, bros. Best bb monke, change my mind.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLzZHKHeKjQ
I got this book for my bday and it very interesting, I've never owned books on primates before so I'm learning neat stuff
>>4891645Anything in particular?
>>4891632What species are the monkeys in those videos? i assumed they were crab-eating macaques but they don't have the nice beard those have
>>4865699a monkey tried to steal my brothers ice cream. #NeverForget
Some of these Facebook macaque vids seem suspicious, they don't torture them, but they don't seem particularly happy.
>>4891719No monkey living in a house will ever be happy
>>4891667It showed several species I didn't know existed like patas monkeys, sakis, and collared mangabeys. Also that there are more species of new world monkeys than old world ones
>>4891671Pretty sure they're Long-Tailed Macaques.>>4891755>more species of new world monkey.I would have thought that would be obvious. A large part of the old world would have died out. I'm pretty sure that's the case with things like spiders. Any species in particular which have piqued your interest and you'd like to learn more about?
Remember that Russian dude who took an Indonesian holiday just so he could pity the shit out of macaques in his Airbnb?
SE O PENHOR DESSA IGUALDADECONSEGUIMOS CONQUISTAR COM BRAÇO FORTE,EM TEU SEIO, Ó LIBERDADE,DESAFIA O NOSSO PEITO A PRÓPRIA MORTE
Kino weening video. That first monkey tried, gotta give it to them.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRFGvFKJ7LM
It’s always been funny to me that there’s a French Muslim philosopher named Guenon.
Why are weaning videos so kino?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcmHfxXeLgM
I went to the Bronx zoo today and loved seeing the different monkeysThis was an ebony langur, his orange colored buddy was out of view
There were some other langurs in an opposite enclosure who were eating, this guy was all on his own in the corner
>>4892164Here's the orange one
This was called a wolf monkey iirc
And lastly a pygmy marmoset
>>4891719they take care of him with love and basic needs then dump him in the forest when he is getting older.
>>4891920He got caught and he isn‘t Russian, he used a slavic sounding nickname to conceal his identity. His name is Colt Moss. Just look up page 280 of the Million Pity thread on Kiwifarms. What is revealing is his ring that he wears.pic related
