Post monkeys, talk about monkeys
>>4865699Is it true what they say? Monkey see, monkey do?
Did the entire fucking board got wiped? What happened?
>>4865785Mods up to some monkey business.
>>4865844At least we now have a fresh monkey thread.
>>4865858It's a shame, but the board will recover. Better than some of the other ones will, anyway. /3/ may never recover.
>>4865844Checked.
i like very much monkeyplease to post morealso like corky bucheckVERY NICE
pity
I went to the sd zoo back in May and saw this cute baby debrazza's monkey
>>4866129
How come those little bastards have Hylian ears?
>>4865785The mods dun goofed.See >>>/co/145128460, >>>/co/145129740 and >>>/co/145129786.
>>4865699Why do they always look so deep in thought? What are they contemplating?
>>4866129>>4866131Veery cute
i dont like monpai. but snek does. yummy.
>>4866716>>4866123
>>4865699i love them so much. for me it's rhesus macaque. pic unrelated.
>>4866909>ah oohh oohh ahhh ahhh oohh ooohh What did he mean by this?
I’ve always wondered why macaques have such human like faces, especially compared to great apes like orangutans.
bmt is aryan
I always wondered if monkis realize that us and other primates are related like we do
>>4867142I don't think they really get that deep with it, but I'm sure they recognize that we look similar. Like we're probably more "understandable" to them than something like a feline or reptile.
>>4865748Yes orangutangs learn things instantly by watching>inb4 apeFUCK OFF
>>4866123someone photoshop an AK in his hands pls
>>4867027>Cold adaptationBut we don't naturally have any, we use external sources like the coats of other animals to keep us warm, we never developed fur like macaques did
A lot of macaques also have, for lack of a better term, asiatic like faces.
how is it when i search "monpai" the only thing it gives me is something like pic relwhat does monpai even mean
>>4868082He looks like he's having a good time
>>4867479>weird africans look compared to the ainu and nordics?Weird in what way? Because they don't live in colder climates?
>>4867426>orangutanliterally me
>>4867426Thank you, but I was asking specifically about monkey.
>>4868414I once saw capuchins in person and some dude was giving them oreos, they would eat them the same way people do, by opening it and licking the white cream
>>4868082it's a slang word for crab eating macaquemonyet (monkey) + an other word I don't know maybe panjang(tail)
I love monkeys
>>4869348Why we giving these poor little bastards diabetes
>>4869349That monkey lives with an old lady, you know how liberal old ladies are with feeding.
What's the smartest non-ape monkey and how do they compare to the dumbest apes (gorillas, abos)?
>>4869575It seems capuchins are the smartest monkeys, they are known to use rocks to crack open hard food and i believe they are one of those primates that are considered to be in the stone age
>>4869597https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CopquyC2998>break open nuts with rockseven a fish can do that
>>4870194Capuchins are also the ones that were introduced to a monetary system
>>4869575>>4869597>>4870199https://youtube.com/watch?v=QJuANMZfE68I don't understand very well what they are saying, spanish/portuguese , but it seems the monkey was armed with a knife and was raiding homes for cookies and clothes(?), perhaps someone trained they monkey to do it, ot it's a test for the planet of the apes.
>>4869348Million calorie
Baboons are scary.
>>4870650nah
Gibbons are my favorite monke.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8-4W0kuW5Y
I WANT A MONKI TO HUG ME SO BAD BROS, LIKE I LEGITIMATEDLY WANT A MACAQUE/BOON/MANDRIL ETC TO COME TO HUG ME BECAUSE HE IS SAD FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>>4870650
Mandrill canines are a sight to behold, I think they’re even bigger than a Gorilla’s.
>>4865699How smart are monkeys?
>>4866909Hey that's sweetpea! What ever happened to him? Didn't he get captured (and presumably culled) by the Cambodian officals after an adult male bit a tourist?
Why are my classmates afraid to admit we're from monkeys? lol who here is anti evolution theory too?
>>4870898this!
>>4871035Very much
>>4870898I want friendly hairless giants to feed me treats.
>>4870898I WANT TO PITY A MACAQUE SO BAD BROS LIKE I LEGITIMATEDLT WANT HIM TO HOO HOO REEEEEE AT ME FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
Love Japanese Macaques
>>4869349iirc other monkeys rejected it since it lost an arm
>>4871182Yeah seems like he got killed. What a sad end for poor guy.
million pityhttps://www.google.it/search?sca_esv=470031d26dfc1cdc&sca_upv=1&q=baby+monkey+screeching&udm=2&fbs=AEQNm0Be9hsxO5zOUoY5v2srYNPRIvTz_02aG-_CVE5t-hWDE-o4NknGVSyJJ2o-ODmr6AwAlWJgiUKLVuN3QUX_pFS_YPU02M13gFp8NPPyBZDTayX1-xSzSvIF2gAqDBCgnQL87QQ_uTy50YrO6xxMHax9gDSOaRF7xeTl5cLH6JPY2sYOw7-sWwY-KbulV2i0JTgmGGSk&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiWipuC1KuIAxXm_rsIHd7cLrcQtKgLegQIDBAB&biw=1536&bih=703&dpr=1.25
>>4871868stop telling lies, faggot.
>>4870898I remember when I was in middle school visiting the local zoo, and the gibbon there actually reached out it's tiny, little hand to hold ours. Genuinely unforgettable moments and it kinda makes me want to cry, hopefully in the next life this sweet soul will live free
>>4871002cute
>Monkey thread>Time for the weaning video kinoI love these little dudes. Their autistic screeching over the slightest inconvenience is always good for a belly laugh. I like the keks they give me, I just don't like it when people hurt the cute lil niggas. >laugh at monkey :D >no hurt monkey >:Chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lHnjjfAXVkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plwKAYRF9VQ&thttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5imXfMUuZvA
>>4871868Apparently he's caged somewhere in Phnom Penh
Tibetan macaques are cute.
>>4873825They look like confused old men I like it
>>4872898Crazy just how stoic they become as adults. They won’t even show pain. Yet as babies every little thing sets them off.
>>4873882Because the baby needs to let the adults know whenever something bad is happening to it so they can come to the rescue.
>>4872580i mean thats what people uploading the videos of him say, i would be glad if he lived
>>4874748Based lion macaque enjoyer
>>4873882I just love their reaction.
>>4874843He gives off a very smug, holier-than-thou vibe
>>4875681He's earned it
This is a golden snub-nosed monkey. Look how fluffy it is.
Barbary macaques are the only monkey species in Europe, aside from Russians.
>>4875766Give it a tracksuit, a cig, and a bottle of spirit and he'd fit right in with any Eastern-European.
>>4875797Well, high cheekbones are a very simian feature.
>>4875766>>4875821Pretty sure I fought that fucker in World of Tanks.
These guys are pretty comical.
>>4865785Cute
>>4874065It seems to get them in trouble more often than not. They freak out and mom comes to bite them until they quit.
Monkeys should be happy and healthy, I love them all.
>>4878109Mostly when they're being entitled little shits.>>4872898Watching them spazz out is always great for a laugh.https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=Kons-0QlRsg
>>4875688So why don't colobus monkeys have thumbs? Its not like they have prehensile tails like spider monkeys that act like an opposable thumb. Wouldn't it be a disadvantage?
>>4879665what is this comment?
>>4876541Why the long face?
>>4879673I think it helps them swing around from branch to branch faster
>>4879783For whatever reason baby animals messily eating doesn't gross me out like human babies eating messily>>4879785I like the small black beard he's got, grumpy old man vibes
>>4865844haitian mods making sure no one discusses the cat situation
>>4879785Wow, he is literally me
Post more monke.
There aren’t too many videos or pictures of monkeys and apes interacting.
>>4880714
>>4879955>For whatever reason baby animals messily eating doesn't gross me out like human babies eating messilyPerfectly programmed zogbot.
Thoughts on the titty monkey?>>4880916What the hell is a zogbot? >>4880800Looks fluffy would pet
>>4880998Haha titty
>>4879775Your mistake was reading the comments. I'm just here for the kino monkees and their austistic reeeing. https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=K_FXGTiLyxu>>4872898>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lHnjjfAXVk>Mother moves 1cm away from the young monkey.>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!God, I love these austistic little retards so much.
>>4872898There’s something that disturbs me about the way the baby ones move and screech, it’s more reptilian than primate.
>>4880777I assume you've already checked out jungle school?
>>4881095What i wouldn't give to reincarnate as one of these
>>4881101squishy is cutehttps://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=sj-10ZHC7dMWould it be ok to upload it on Youtube?
>>4881363Can't believe people are posting fucking animal torture here. Context for newfags: the baby monkey in this video has swollen face from owner squeezing it hard. This monkey was eventually tortured to death.
>>4881385Good, macaques are basically Toys with High intelligence for mebeat up macaques, strangle macaques, throw macaques in the garbage can, tease macaques, bully macaques, drown macaques, starve macaques, lock macaques in small spaces, remove macaque's surrogate mother every second to make them spaz, lock macaques in a Cage, comfort macaques in said Cage and then removing your comforting hand to make them spaz and panic, Lynch macaques, trash up macaques, hang macaques with their pacifier, squeeze macaque tummies so that they gasp for air, cause disorder among macaque troops, remove macaques from their Natural habitat, make macaques do unnatural things, force macaques to stand on their legs damaging their spine, wrap macaques hands and feet so that they cant self comfort with thumb sucking, make macaques act likes humans and do human chores, slave macaques into coconut harvesting, use macaques as source of entertainment in morocco, Pakistan and Thailand, use macaques as literal toys, abuse macaques, pity macaques, torture macaques, make macaques terrified of you, deprive macaques of any comfort and joy, mentally destroy macaques until they are left a broken, dafunctional messTotal any-other-primate love, Total macaqueshit death (black crested macaques are excluded tho)Is this edgy enough? Fellow monkey lovers?
>>4881157Now that you mention it...>>4881363No, it's not. That monkey is being abused. I like em when they "REEEEE!" and when they're being weaned by their mothers. I don't like it when people actively hurt them.
Little bastards never stop stealing from us Pongos. They're lucky the dry season is almost over, or they'd be my next meal.
>>4881101Don't low functioning autistic children act the same way when something bothers them?
>>4881404https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/meerut/monkey-attack-foils-mans-bid-to-rape-6yo-girl/amp_articleshow/113575059.cmsAPOLOGIZE NOW
>>4865699Due to encountering mean aggressive monkeys in Gibraltar I've been afraid of them until today when I came across this article from 4chan.https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/meerut/monkey-attack-foils-mans-bid-to-rape-6yo-girl/articleshow/113575059.cmsMonkeys got our back sometimes.Good monkeys.
I hate to say it, but these things are hideous. They look more like bushbabies than monkeys.
>>4881972>>4881977>>4882011Based macaques
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>>4882138Good god, it looks like Putin.
>>4882138Looks like a rotting corpse
>>4881977>mean aggressive monkeys in GibraltarYou mean you can't pet them? But they look so cuddly
>>4865699David Bowie looking mf
>>4881912https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB0TVSTaEZw
>>4882138Jesus!! Looks like a god damn lawn goblin lurking in the shadows got caught in the sunlight momentarily before it scampered back to the shadows! Id kill that creepy goblin in a second to keep it from multiplying.
Needs moar monkee spazzing out kino.https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=KlIPLvFdC47
I always wondered if the Capuchin from Pirates of the Caribbean was related to the one from Raiders of the Lost Ark, maybe they had the same trainer.
Where do these monkey sadists come from? I’ve read about SEAs feeding them at temples and they seem to revere them.
Ghoulish fucking creatures>>4881984>>4882138
Imagine being a chimp and finding one of these things attached to a female baboon you caught.
>>4883077Baby baboons are cute, the snout makes them look more than animals rather than horrible homunculi
Genuinely interesting video I came across. I also recommend the channel.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjyV2D82RN8
>>4883501Never heard of this channel beforeI liked this vid of hers, it's nice seeing monkeys in more natural settings without SEAs around https://youtu.be/VXiPZPtyk9Y?si=fDJroQ90-FK4Qxnr
It is funny how autistic they are about feeding order.
>>4883523link to the vid? I love these little guys when they sperg out.
>>4883616The original got wiped from YT. Here's the downloadable archive:https://preservetube.com/watch?v=d3hkqyU3XAAEnjoy, fellow pityfren!
>>4883822very cute. somebody claimed that it got pitied. which were the ingredients and tools that the cook used for his sauce?
>>4883800See, this I like. When people actively abuse or hurt the lil dudes, I hate it. When it's just them sperging out, it's hilarious. I know there are times when people interfere (I recall hearing about Libby and Leo?) and that isn't okay. I love monkeys, they're super interesting and there are so many subtle complexities to their hierarchy, I just wish people didn't actively hurt them...Anyway, back to monkey kino :Dhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Kbb6w5Cneg
>>4871434 Honorary Aryan Monke
