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your character is what you do when nobody is watching
for me it's getting to page 10
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>>4865761
There is no page 10 yet, wise tortoise.
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>>4865761
I'd make that tortoise my whoretoise if you get what I'm saying.
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>>4865761
He didn’t make it last time, tortoise went extinct with all the other species
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Not so fast
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>>4865782
Tortoise is forward thinking.
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>>4866544
why is he moving backwards though?
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>>4865761
can you say that again but in english
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>>4865782
the tortoise is so slow that by the time it will get there there will be a page 10
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>>4865761
Its not even fun anymore
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yet he persists
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>>4867494
I will make sure there is always a tortoise thread until I get a gf
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For what it's worth...
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>>4869544
so there will always be a tortoise thread up, cool!
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>>4865761

cowabunga old turtle dude Im kicking you back to page 1
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>>4876241

Cowabunga jew shoe!
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>>4867074
fact check: true
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heh
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Bumo
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What kind of dog is that?
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>>4879461

What kind? The kind that

-doesn't make noise
-doesn't get sick from eating out of the trash
-doesn't shit in the neighbors yard
-will probably live longer than you
-is the best animal there ever was

Smoothbrains like you will probably call it the "dog 2.0" until you realize what you are dealing with

>perfect organism
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>Love tortoises
>Beautiful
>Funny looking
>Want to pet
>Want to feed
>Want to be friends with
>Imagine knowing that as I lay on my deathbed the family tortoise will go on and continue living a good life with my descendants
>But always there's a siren call...
>That they say...
>Tortoise flesh is really delicious...
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>>4865761

When nobody is watching, I eat earthworms
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>found tortoise in a park near highway where I live
>figure out someone must have abandonned it
>decided to take it with me
>probably the first turtle to go in the subway of my city
>make him makeshift enclosure in bathroom
>shitshow lasts for around 4 days before I find someone who can take it
>turns out fag dude cannot take it actually
>still takes turtle to turtle sanctuary for me
>thanks you turtly friend
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>>4865761
You reach down and flip the tortoise on its back, Anon.
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>>4880456

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...
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>>4880299
you saved turtle from becoming turtle soup, thanks anon
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>Turtle:
>*emits deep guttural hissing noise*

Now what bitch?



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