your character is what you do when nobody is watchingfor me it's getting to page 10
>>4865761There is no page 10 yet, wise tortoise.
>>4865761I'd make that tortoise my whoretoise if you get what I'm saying.
>>4865761He didn’t make it last time, tortoise went extinct with all the other species
Not so fast
>>4865782Tortoise is forward thinking.
>>4866544why is he moving backwards though?
>>4865761can you say that again but in english
>>4865782the tortoise is so slow that by the time it will get there there will be a page 10
>>4865761Its not even fun anymore
yet he persists
>>4867494I will make sure there is always a tortoise thread until I get a gf
For what it's worth...
>>4869544so there will always be a tortoise thread up, cool!
>>4865761cowabunga old turtle dude Im kicking you back to page 1
>>4876241Cowabunga jew shoe!
>>4867074fact check: true
heh
Bumo
What kind of dog is that?
>>4879461What kind? The kind that-doesn't make noise-doesn't get sick from eating out of the trash-doesn't shit in the neighbors yard-will probably live longer than you-is the best animal there ever wasSmoothbrains like you will probably call it the "dog 2.0" until you realize what you are dealing with>perfect organism
>Love tortoises>Beautiful>Funny looking>Want to pet>Want to feed>Want to be friends with>Imagine knowing that as I lay on my deathbed the family tortoise will go on and continue living a good life with my descendants>But always there's a siren call...>That they say...>Tortoise flesh is really delicious...
>>4865761When nobody is watching, I eat earthworms
>found tortoise in a park near highway where I live>figure out someone must have abandonned it>decided to take it with me>probably the first turtle to go in the subway of my city>make him makeshift enclosure in bathroom>shitshow lasts for around 4 days before I find someone who can take it>turns out fag dude cannot take it actually>still takes turtle to turtle sanctuary for me>thanks you turtly friend
>>4865761You reach down and flip the tortoise on its back, Anon.
>>4880456I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...
>>4880299you saved turtle from becoming turtle soup, thanks anon
>Turtle:>*emits deep guttural hissing noise*Now what bitch?