Horse GeneralRancho Relaxo edition>>4837006 - thread that was nuked by the mod's global purge
>>4865949Oops! I messed up.Previous thread: >>4857796
>>4865949May this very important medic horse keep this thread alive and healthy.
Equines are stealing all the oxygen.This horse is candidate for next thread's OP because I say so.
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>>4865962
>>4865963The mod deleted the threads because its hooves were too wide for the keyboard. Bottom pic is a live recreation of how it looked.
>>4865966I keep telling them to use their prehensile lips...
>>4866006Did you never go to a typing class? You use the back corners of your hooves and keep them on the home row. Just like Mavis Bacon used to teach!
What happened? Did the board lay down?
>>4866062horsegen was nuked by ufosmuch 4chans was destroyed
>>4866062/shrug
>>4866062It's top secret
>>4865958big sniff snoof edition>>4866062schizo rumor on /g/ is someone posted pizza somewhere like crazy and mods accidentally the whole site>>4866103webm related is the only thread relevant animated horse girl, not your kids show furry trash
>>4866185This is why everywhere outside the US needs to be range banned.0jknt
more webm roulette
>>4865953There's no way that pony has any kind of medical training. That pony is a liar and a fraud and should be reported to the red cross.
>>4866414second webm roulette
>>4866414horse roulette >>4866427horseletwhat's next? horse banquet?
>>4866497I can't do webm roulette. Last time I did they had to delete every thread on 4chan because my horse webms are far too powerful.
i wanted to reopen the discussion on this webm from last september. Have you ever seen a horse enjoy petting like this? it's so bizarre.
>>4866591The nosters are sensitive. I've met at least 4 horses that loved nose rubs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEo3moSNB1I
>>4866591That behaviour is weird. Horses don't like their snoofas rubbed as far as I know. It's even worse if it's done quickly because it will make them sneeze and that angers them.>>4866604Oh That explains it.
>>4866591
>>4866169Weebshitter cope. Your slop will never be a real horse.
>>4866745let’s not start a argument autismo more webm roulette
Why are mares so angry?
>>4866849not enough human cock
>>4866849Because some people like mares bit too much
>>4866828>be whore>horse: i got u chika
>>4866851that birds gonna be hoof stomped
>>4866850>>4866851The duality of man
>>4866853say the line
>>4866859 >>mlp is this way
>>4866853What was his fucking problem?
>>4866859Oh gosh best princess
>>4866849because they have all them teeth but no toothbrush
>>4866859based jannies not jannying
>>4866888Trips confirm
>>4866828YJK
>>4866849'cause mares just wanna have fun.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIb6AZdTr-A
>>4867022[spoiler]Context: She's a whorse.[/spoiler]
>>4866849They have no sense of humare
alright which one of you forgot to turn off the stove last thread
I wish horses had big udders like cows and humans.
>>4867277Horse teats are perfect as nature intended however
>>4867277Mare milkers are perfect fuck you
>>4866900This aged like milk
>>4867292my apologies. hot.
>>4867537Poor horse.
>>4867292Do milk.
>>4867565why poor?
>>4867567Very cute calf. They look so adorable when they are desperately chugging milk. I hope it didn't get any milk in its lungs.
webm roulette
let’s try again
>>4865960Honse>>4865962Squrse>>4865963Thinquine
>>4867626She is unfulfilled.
>>4868688If I live to be 100 I will never tire of the horse lip wiggle.
>>4867537this webm is like fucking crack to me, horses are so fucking cute!
mare from the pervious thread
>>4869337It really captures the fury
>Rancho RelaxoI know about the hotel that they send in the little shetland pony to neigh you awake, but I wish there was a horse spa.
>>4869452
if a horse kicked me would i die?
>>4869530It would be extremely painful
>>4866853Should have dropped chaff as soon as it locked on.
>>4869530They only kick bad people.
was it satanic
>>4869910The International Olympic Committee is the only organization in the world that gives FIFA and Formula One a run for their money, in terms of corruption and whitewashing of crimes against humanity. Of course everything they touch is polluted by Mammon and the Adversary.
>>4869910Why didn't they bother dressing the horse up?
>>4869685They also will kick you if they think you are a horse only to find you are actually a very pissed off human with a lead rope with leather tip. That's what you get when they are playing bullshit gelding herd hierarchy fights and back into you standing near your own horse. I am top horse.
>>4869943the christian horse passed his detect evil check and refused on religious grounds
>>4869933I can't help but notice two of those entities are European and heavily non English speaking.
>>4869910It was trolling to make nutjobs feel unwelcome. The world hates these guys >>4869933 (americans)
I am setting out to do something extremely dangerous again. If I never see you again horse general just remember that I love you.
>>4870121don't fence hop
>>4870083I think the world needs to stop seething over America and maybe pay attention to what is going on in their own boarders. America didn't cause that. Their own politicians sold them out and many of them didn't even have the grace to allow themselves to be compromised first.
ive never ridden a horse or even been near one but i just wanted to say horses are pretty cool
*PPFFRTTT**BBRAAAAPP**BRONK*
>>4870121He... Left the stove on...
Horses may be autistic drama queens, but you can't deny that they are some of the most looksmaxxed creatures on the planet.
>>4870350I'm 100% sure horses reprogrammed us humans to find them appealing. >awkward long head/face>super weird nose>almost humanlike hairstyle on an already furred animal (wtf)>ear-cutting sharp call noisesThere are so many facts that should technically make us not like them and yet we still find them beautiful and even CUTE.
>>4870355High heels were made to immitate clip-clop of hooves
>>4870376wrong
>>4870355Tall, upright, muscular, and naturally athletic maps onto human awe I think. Longer neck gives them more range of movement of their head which makes them seem more curious/intelligent. It gives them a natural sort of "noble" appearance.Compare that with something like an ox which, while very strong, is squat, less expressive, and has an awkward-looking gait.
more horse webm roulette
>>4870467let’s try that again
>>4870467Buddy you seriously need a horse webm folder.
>>4870467must be an exotic breed
Are there any rope harness techniques that would work well on a horse? I'm not looking for restraints. I'm looking for cheap diy harness builds, preferably something I can hook onto a wagon and make my gelding look sexy.I have a near infinite amount of hay twine and I know the basics of weaving and knot work. Please nothing that restricts limbs but accentuation of limbs is fine.
gushing mares
>>4871083gushing on mares
There are horses in the world that have never felt the gentle touch of a human hand
>>4871213There are humans in the world who have never felt the soothing snoof of a horse
>>4871215horse lips are so soft
>>4865960The thumbnail makes the wood look like speedlines
The equines are joining forces...
>>4871866They're building a team!
>>4872493Now show a horse trying to walk with those on.
>>4872493But hooves are perfect footwear already
>>4866850kys
>>4866850This
>>4873434Touch the nostril
>>4873551
What are the downsides of owning a horse?
>>4873859Needs a lot of grass field and you need to clean up its shit
>>4873859They sneak into your house when you're sleeping and bite you really hard on the back.
>>4873859Tails tend to break on the new models
>>4873866>clean up shitso, just like every single animal?
>>4874135horses shit A LOT and every 2 hours
>>4874141me too
>>4874142Same, we must have horses in our blood.
>>4874141just like me after drinking shiner bock
>>4874417flop flop flop flop flop webm roulette
>>4874465Does your device not have thumbnail previews?
>>4874476iOS doesn’t preview webm >lol itoddler loland how is your android phone? remind me how much viruses exist on the google app store
>>4874507Thank you saaaaar i will now buy a worse product because its possible to install a “virus” if you’re retarded and install literally every candy crush knockoff there is
>>4874509>worse productwhat is so magical about Android or Google phones retard. Tell me what’s better that isn’t “muh privacy” because your privacy is moot regardless of what you do
the amount of phoneposters i've seen on this site since coming back reaffirms my theory that iphones are the root of all retardation on the innanet. please leave, and come back with a proper machine. preferably when you are of age.
>>4874509>>4874517where’s the horses?
>>4874511>SAAAR BUY IFOON BENCHOD BASTERDno
>>4874507>itoddlerI'd be more embarrassed of admitting to phoneposting
>>4874517>oldfrogcacas literally offended by the concept of someone being outside and touching grass
Fellas horses can't use phones
>>4870363profound
>>4874600That's why horses usually post here using a desktop computer..
>>4874585everyone phoneposts whether you like it or not.maybe instead of being such a miserable “oldfag” you should go with your other oldfags and circlejerk there
>>4874802>everyoneNah, just the retards.
Ugh just post horses instead of arguing
>>4875889No fuck you, I'm posting a donkey instead.
>>4875921cute donk
>>4875921donk snoofa
>>4874600My horse has sent multiple SMS messages. They are incomprehensible in any human language but she's done it
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Gookmoot fix pics flipping
>>4874507>virusesBro your whole phone is a virus
>>4876255just slightly crop your photos faget webm roulette
>>4876278let’s try again
>>4876278Im straight, I'm not gay
>>4876289Straight up loving these horses
mweeeehhh...
Moved back to the land of brumbies. Finally have internet.
>>4876679is this JAMES BAXTER?
>>4877552Baxter’s a cute
>>4876679god i was that ball were me
>>4878011If a horse laid on you like that you would be crushed to the tiniest of specks
>>4877833Janny's gonna freak!
>>4866103surf's up cherie
>>4878039I exist as a higher reality, steel needles bend against my flesh and stone crumbles beneath my fingers. I seek to be crushed by horses because women cannot.
>>4878738>because women cannotWeak reasoning. You know in your heart that horses were superior from the first time you laid eyes on one.
Hooooorse
im gonna steal all the horse's Ketamine and there is nothing these low IQ creatures can do about it
Horses: Strong, beautiful, aesthetic, healthy in mind and spirit, useful for work and recreationPonies: Short, miserly, strangely proportioned, exists only as a novelty for children, wants to inflict pain and suffering on everything it seesWhy are they like this?
>>4879735are you telling me MLP lied to me?
>>4879735Wrong, ponies are necessary for entertaining horses on the paddock. That's important work.
>>4879898
>>4879879Yes, ponies aren't magic they're evil
>>4879735>>4879898>>4879964Wrong on all accounts. Ponies are for sending down into mines and pulling mine carts!Much like dwarves, ponies aren't happy unless they are underground prospecting for gold and precious stones!
>>4879987>He doesn't know
>>4879964why would you post such savagery on a blue board?
>>4879987is that a museum?how is that taxidermied pony so well preserved while standing outside exposed to the elements?
>>4880139How is that boy still intact?
>>4880139>>4880141They probably take out the pony and the boy only for special museum occasions.
I hate how shit from this site keeps getting adopted by normalfags. Now they're even taking our horse electrolytes.
>>4880223same happened with borzois.absolutely no one cared about them until /an/ had regular lonboi/borzoi threads around 2016 or 17 and since then they exploded in popularity and memes
>>4880223>horse electrolytesgo on
>>4880290Apparently there's a fad now where people buy horse goods since they're supposedly compatible with humans but in way bigger quantities at lower prices. So basically instead of buying energy drinks they buy horse electrolytes and mix them together with other juice to get similar results but for a fraction of the price. I also remember some anons here using horse shampoo and how well it worked for them I guess that will be the next big fad.
>>4880294Mane And Tail shampoo has been sold in store beauty sections for ages. It was oroginally for horses but ended up being good for human hair too.
>>4880294>Apparently there's a fad now where people buy horse goods since they're supposedly compatible with humans but in way bigger quantities at lower pricesI bought some mosquito repellent earlier this year "for horse and human", picrel. it's great. buying stuff in bulk is also great, and nothing new - I have an account at a local wholesaler>I also remember some anons here using horse shampoo and how well it worked for them I guess that will be the next big fad.mane and tail has been a thing for years
>>4880305i wish birds fucking did their damn job and just eat all those shits
>>4880223Normies will never truly get it though.
A horse leaves this world. Its body will not go to waste.
>>4880433an intruder is snoofed into submission
Remember when we watched Evenstar live until she gave birth 3 years ago?What happened to her? The links aren't working anymore
>>4880507>offspring is a fully grown horse by nowBros we're getting old
>>4865960Ah... the classic that started it all...
>>4880433I wish that was me
>>4880545What youtube channel is posting this horse face pov stuff
>>4880818pretty sure it's some tiktok shit
>>4880507Guess her doppelganger finally got her. rip.
>>4880958
can moose be honorary equines? >>4880481
>>4881433Split hooves can never be equine!Zebras only barely count!
>>4881599Horse's inner monologue be like: "ZIGGERZIGGERZIGGERZIGGERZIGGERZIGGERZIGGERZIGGERZIGGERZIGGERZIGGERZIGGER"
>>4881599there goes the neighborhood
>>4881838kys carlos
>>4881599Source? Slight chance I know that guy
>>4874517Sir, a second cup of lean has entered the chug challenge
>>4882528>That filename
>>4880294I've heard there's actually a component in that mixture like calcium or something that comes in a massive volume. It's too much for people, but horses can drink it fine. Like how a horse could drink way more beers than a human could.
>>4882390nice horse!
>>4882986>Like how a horse could drink way more beers than a human could.How much wine do you think it would take to get a mare drunk? Asking for a friend
Today we had to put down my horse. He was 27 and I'm 28, we had him since he was 9. He started showing signs of EPM about 6 months ago and we tried treating it, but it only made him have phases of comfort. RIP my nigga Steele
>>4883300F
>>4883198A lot, I wish we could still get green lit on these experiments still. https://www.sciencedirect.com/sdfe/pdf/download/eid/1-s2.0-0024320567900410/first-page-pdf
>risked a good job saying I'd never shoot a horse in the faceI'd do it again too.
Pet the horse
>>4883726Boop snoot
>>4883726The last time I did that the horse filed a restraining order against me.
can horses help you get fit?
>>4884620
>>4884620>is even driving a Horsathe dude is completely horsed
The only good use for that retarded Tok site is horse videos but even that is really difficult with all the normalfag shit everywhere that would make your hair fall out instantly if you clicked it. Their algorithm is still a bit "cleverer" than YT's since after a while if finally "gets" that you want to see horse videos. Then you get recommended a lot of horse content but only in the related videos next to a horse video you're currently watching. If you fuck up and watch just one normalfag video it's all over though. For the next week or so you'll get nothing but retarded normans "dancing" like retards instead of horses.
>>4884655>primitive markings0/10 should be killed for race mixing
>>4884865wtf
>you're OOOOOOOOooold! you don't understaaaaaaaaaand!
>>4884978
>>4884626RIP my nigga dude died doing what he loved
apple says hi horsegen
>>4885240Hi Apple!
>>4885240Give an apple to the horse.
>>4868628is that zelenskyy
>>4885584>distraught mare faces the darkness after foal diesPowerful image.
>>4885584>>4885596That foal can't be dead. It is just heavily sleeping after birth. Why else would the owner clothe it?
>>4885710Anon...if a horse lays down for even a second...
>>4885710Death shroud. It's traditional horse funeral rites.
>>4885240Hi Apple
>>4885240Hello Apple
>>4866893um...is there a story behind that? Wtf happened here?
>>4870080what are you>>>>>>>>implying
>>4870363I keked
>>4885326The deer has no money to donate so I doubt it
>>4880290unf steamy horse breath...
>horse springs a leak
>>4888408She gave em a good kick to turn off the flow
>>4888408If you pretend to cry like a baby around lactating women they start blasting milk apparently.
>>4888408The milkies must flow
I rode my horse through all these cows who were on heat. Like they have been induced to cycle at the same time with injections and with seeders inserted inside them. My horse is a bit of a cow horse I was cutting out a cow and her calf into the yards, all these other cows prepared to cycle for a breeding program and that one being the accident who was already pregnant.My horse played up hard she didn't much want to work and kept stopping and sniffing at the ground. Is this normal around cattle on heat or was she just having a bad day or overwhelmed by the number of cows doing this at once (there was like 140)I never came across it before, but never done such a breeding program before either
>>4888577I didn't think hormones were legal in a ton of systems. Quarter of a million bill if one of our old cows makes it to the slaughterhouse. Horses are weird, could have bean anything.
