look who is coming over to spend the night
ok
>>4872724What an ugly slampig
>>4872724I need an update
>>4872724based OP. your good boy is going to make quite a few people upset here
>>4872724lol is that an actual smashling?
very nice specimen make sure to give it lots of pats and hugs
hes so SMASHED and SLAMMED
>>4872724post moar anon
he didnt feel like going poop this morning
>>4873022hello little fella :)
squished and squashed
Are the SMASHED & SLAMMED dogs generally cuddlebugs?I've considered getting one for awhile
>>4873022If I was walking my dog and I saw you coming down the sidewalk, we would cross the street
>>4873022He looks adorable OP
>>4873022>>4872724you're black are you?
>an actual SMASHED SLAMMED exotic bully visits /an/
>>4872724>>4873022What's his inbreeding coefficient?
>>4872724what's its name, wonderbred? loaf?
>>4873056He likes being around people he recognizes>>4873063He is friendly with other dogs >>4873936No, he doesnt like black people. He barks at them when he sees them>>4873973I dont know, i am not the one who bought him, my older brother did >>4874043His name is Big Hoss
>>4873022Does he snort like a pig from time to time? My pug learned to make honking/snorting noises to catch my attention whenever she sees me with human food.
>>4874124wtf his paws look fucked, can he walk normally?
>>4874124How SMASHED and SLAMMED is he?
I hate how realistic the memes are
>>4874124THIS NIGGA SLAMMIN TOADS
>>4874124>i am not the one who bought him, my older brother didyour brother sounds trashy and retarded
>>4874124>Big Hoss/an/ finally has it's own toad to call it's own. Post moar OP
>>4874139I haven’t heard him do that>>4874157He sometimes positions his paws like that, in the past he has scraped his paws against sidewalk pavement from the way he tries to runHe is going back tomorrow, I will share some last few photos of him
>>4874388forgot to attach image
>>4874389
>>4874390
>>4874391
>>4874388>in the past he has scraped his paws against sidewalk pavement from the way he tries to runlmao why did he buy this dysgenic goblin?
>>4874395It wasn’t a decision that was backed by careful thought, he was drunk and he had a lot of money on him. He wanted to resell a day later but my mother convinced him to keep him
>>4874399>drunkenly buying a smashlingfucking lol, I hope he doesn't do stupid stuff like that all the time
>>4874389>>4874390>>4874391>>4874392I love this little guy like you wouldn't believe.
>>4874293LONG LIVE BIG HOSS, KING TOAD OF /an/!!!
Record Big Hoss in all of his SMASHED and SLAMMED glory
>>4874124based name
cute, but they shouldn't be bred the way they areor at least try to breed them betterjesus
>>4874952The skeem will live on
Where's his place on the chart?
Pls post Big Hoss again next time he visit
>>4873022slammed
>>4874399I really want to know what's going on in sober people's heads when they buy something like this, a dog so disfigured its paws drag when it runs
>>4874952>breed them better They were bred from the crossing of Pocket Bullies to XL Bullies, two somewhat acceptably healthy (sub)breeds, to create the "Exotics". That was freaky enough, but it still resembled a dog in basic body plan. They then speedran the process that took about 100 years for the English Bulldog to degenerate into the physically unviable specimen it is today, in maybe 5 years.
>>4874124I've been so warped by the SKEEM that he actually seems like a relatively "normal" pocket bully with unfortunate feet. Even the fact that he's merle should annoy me but this lil nibba aight do
>>4876659Late generation but his vitae is still potent.>>4876671This.>>4877045He is fairly well bred, probably because he was bred with a different line to get that merle coat.
>>4872724Would cave in this shit breeds head with a fucking shovel without an ounce of remorse. Dogs owned by the biggest most delusional retards on the planet.
Hide yo kids hide yo wife
>>4874392can it stand for longer than 10 seconds?
>>4872724>>4873022>>4874124>>4874389>>4874390>>4874392Check this out. Turn your phone ninety degrees counter clockwise.
>>4877394sometimes even when it's horizontal 4chan still flips the image, there's no winning with this site
>>4877398Give it a shot for me. Remember, counter clockwise
>>4877059You sound like a not very nice person anon.
>>4874124Absolutely toadoidal
>>4877425You sound like a ghetto zoosadist anon.
Bumping this thread for the skeem
>>4877059Pffft, ok faggot
>>4878155>t. guy professing a desire to kill a dog with a shovel
He's an ugly little spud, isn't he.
>>4872724STANCED AND SLAMMEDAND SLAMMED
>>4879551I mean not specifically with a shovel, but any tool that makes it easier really. It's for their own good, like a deer culling. Except its all of them.
Up
>>4881109Your
>>4881860Urethra
Bump for Big Hoss
>>4881935With
>Mark Wahlberghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upXiYThFDXsMarxy Marx don' answer 2 hiz slave name>Calvin Klein advertisement
>>4874277You Say "Karma," I Say "Darwin Awards"Did the Halloween outfit provoke the dog, or did the dog provoke the Halloween outfit?? Which came first, the chicken or the egg: the cause or the effect??Knick knack, paddy whack, throw a dog a bone..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEHKQCtrHHwJazz americans and dollar americans should stick together>For Dhe Love Of Pit Bulls
remember to report bots, and never reply to them, that's how they learn
>>4877059do not disrespect big hoss
Big Hoss is loveBig Hoss is life
Hoss
