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>posts video talking about how he can control the taipan’s movements just by what angle it’s held at
>hours later posts asking for antivenom
I’m not one to wish death on someone, but I won’t deny he had it coming

>>4872838
Jews are the best at comedy, truly

omg! did he died?!

>1 day ago
Yep he's fuckin dead. Dunning-Kruger fuckhead shouldn't have played with an exotic animal not from his country. Reminds me of that Florida man who got killed by a cassowary.

>>4872838
>Leibowitz
And nothing of value was lost this day.

>>4872837
I like that there are plenty of based zoos/animal sanctuaries that still believe in survival of the fittest in some capacity. They stock antivenom but don't distribute it in cases like this... because fuck literal retards who don't bother with basic protections.

>>4872942
>They stock antivenom but don't distribute it in cases like this...
really?

>>4872945
they stock it so it's available for their staff if they need it (or I guess if the snakes escape and bites little timmy). They don't keep it around for dumpass snake influencers.

>>4872942
doesn't matter in this case. the number of places in the US that have taipan antivenom you can probably count on one hand and i doubt any of them were anywhere near south carolina

I've been microdosing taipan venom since I was 3 months old and I'm feeling fiiiiii

Need an update on this retard jew

>>4872837

He was on a ventilator with organ failure. Had recieved multiple vials of antivenin.
Even if he survives it is likely he will have long term issues. His snakes were seized or transferred to authorities by his father or someone, and many were killed.
Many of those snakes didn't even belong to him but were owned and loaned to him.

Many places with antivenin were unwilling to provide help since he is so foolish in handling and they have limited amounts for thier own staff, and he took longer to get it as a result.

>>4873225
Grim. He's lucky he's alive at all as of the last update. If he'd been bitten by an adult taipan he probably would've died before the hospital could even find someone with antivenom, let alone access it

>>4873232
Aren't babies typically deadlier or is that an urban legend?

>>4873241
It's a myth

>>4873241
Babies are less likely to dry bite because they have less conscious control of their venom release, but adults have way more venom and there’s no difference in potency.

Some snakes are more likely to dry-bite as adults than they are to envenomate, so in those cases the young snakes are more dangerous, but it’s not an inherent fact.

>>4873256
>>4873262
Thanks, good to know since the place I'm moving to has a fuck ton of rattlers.

>>4873267
Most rattlers are pretty safe to live around. Their identifying feature is a bite avoidance structure, after all. Most dogs can be easily trained to avoid them too.

>>4873275
even if they do bite you, rattlesnake bites only have about 1/700 chance of killing you. yeah its a bad fucking day but most people who actually die from rattler bites are kids or drunks.

anyways very sad that they saved this retard. only dumb fucking faggots keep non-native hots as a hobby and only even dumber ones don't acquire antivenom ahead of time.

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>>4873225
>and many were killed
well that seems unnecessary and cruel

>>4873420
>renal failure
Yikes
>this does fit with the damage profile the venom causes
Inland taipan venom has so many components that are neurotoxic, coagulotoxic, myotoxic, etc. it seems like their venom is built to kill literally anything

>get bit by snake
>die
KWAB. Does this actually happen in Burgerland? I've never seen a single death by snake bite here in Australia.

>>4873433
Deaths by snake bite do occur in the US, but are rare, about 5 or 6 a year on average. Looking it up, Australia has like a death or two every year on average from snake bites; considering that the US has a dozen times more people than Australia that means the average Aussie is more likely to die by snake than the average American, but in both countries it is still a very rare way to go.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_snake_bites_in_Australia

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=List_of_fatal_snake_bites_in_the_United_States

>>4873267
I lived in Australia and all you need to do is wear boots and trousers if you're hiking, treat every stick you see as a potential snake, and walk on the paths/tracks. Snakes don't want to bite you they only do it if they feel threatened or you are a doofus and running through the bush and stomp on one. Also always check for snakes if you're moving logs around outside or have to go through grass or at a woodpile or anything like that use your intelligence, also learn what to do if you do get bit and stay calm

>>4873436
ozbotw

Did he die?

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>>4873428
>it seems like their venom is built to kill literally anything
Literally what the FUCK is their damn problem?

>>4872945
Why would they give it to random retards? They might not have any when they actually need it.

>>4873420
What's a myogoblin? Is that a Dungeons and Dragons thing?

>>4873783
hobgoblin wearing a katana

>>4873671
you don't run into much food in the desert, so you'd better be able to kill anything you can find

>>4872837
If you google his name someone with the same name and state died 2 years ago

>>4873671
Take a look at their range, and then go onto google maps and scroll around a bit in the area, it might as well the fucking moon. If you came across something you could possibly eat, you damn well better be able to kill it.
This is why no one's ever died from them, they're just so goddamn far from literally anything they dont get the chance except for retards like the above.

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>>4872837
If he dies, that will the be the first Taipan death on record, which at least is kinda cool

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>>4872838
And that is a good thing.

>>4873783
Too many low hanging fruit.
Roll a constitution-saving throw. Do you have proficiency in nature?

Roll a death-saving throw with disadvantage.

>>4872837
>First inland taipan bite outside of Australia happens in my town
>Guy might bite it in the hospital I work at
>Which would be the first recorded death from this kind of snake ever, just because this moron didn’t feel the need to properly handle it

This is so embarrassing, bros…

>>4872837
>haha spicy forbidden noodle
>oof ouch owie my entire body
play stupid games, win stupid prizes

>>4874337
to be fair id want to die a painful death if i lived in florence too

What a fucking deserving retard.
It's one thing if you don't know what the tiny snake is and you pick it up thinking it's harmless, but this fuckstick identified it correctly and still thought he could handle it like it was a damn nightcrawler.
How much do you want to bet he was making tweets about how the unjabbed didn't deserve to be put on ventilators back during the coof, btw?

Im not a snake person and this guy sounds like a retard but i dont know how someone with the antidote could live with themself hoarding it instead of trying to help him out
Sick culture

>>4874679
You don't understand how insanely rare the anti venom is. I'm sure if there were infinite supplies they'd gladly share it

I'm sorry, no, it can't be arranged... I won't share my private inland taipan snake anti venom stocks. What would I do without them, if I got bitten? Please understand my position, and goodbye.

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>>4873433
It happens but rarely. Most of our venomous snakes are either very good about telling you to fuck off, at staying out of the way, or are just not super confrontational. With the exceptions (copperheads mainly) not being all that deadly

did he die yet
someone update

>>4874935
He posted to facebook last night.
>#notdeadyet

other than that no updates. I suppose he'll be begging for someone to donate him a kidney next.

>>4874679
There's a very good chance he'd be dead if he didn't get any antivenom; the venom lab in Miami probably flew some over to him, they handle a lot of dumbass cases like this on the east coast. The antivenom that covers taipans is stupid expensive, a lot of US zoos don't bother keeping Australian elapids just because of the antivenin costs and there's very few people who legally privately keep venomous snakes in the US, let alone Australian elapids.

>>4874729
This, but unironically

>>4874947
Even if he doesn't die, the complications of not having working kidneys and having to do dialysis would make him wish he was

grim stuff if you really think about it

>>4874649
you learned about 4chan from text to speech greentext tiktoks, and I recommend you return.

>>4874679
I'm sure they'd be more forthcoming with the stuff if it were in more plentiful supply, but by giving it away they risk one of their own zookeepers/conservationists/visitors/etc dying or suffering lifechanging injury (and potential lawsuits that may follow) if they don't have any replacement antivenom available in time, so it's not that irrational to be hesitant about giving their stock to someone who got bitten acting like a dumbass for facebook likes.

>>4874729
hey anon, you've got an extra kidney right?
and you're just gonna...keep it?
what a monster!

>>4875099
Yep, dialysis is a slow death, but it'll still kill him.

>>4874720
Its only rare because theres no reason to produce a lot of it
Surely if someone needs to use it they can just make more?
Isnt that the whole point of it?

>>4875442
Antivenin takes weeks to produce a batch of.

RN here. I've worked both in the kidney ward and later specialised in ICU.
Even if he pulls through to the point where they can discharge him his life is fucking fucked and it won't be a long one.
Dumbass deserves it both for handling the snake and for having that last name. Wonder what the hospital bill will be.

>>4875471
>>4875442
And since its a biological product it likely has an expiration date on top of that, and unless they specifically add preservatives to it its likely a short one.

>>4875474
A while ago I found a video of a nature photographer talking about getting tagged by a rattlesnake and the entire process of hisbhealing and stuff, and at the end he presented his medical bill of about $250,000, most of which ended up getting paid by his insurance. Considering the level of care he's receiving and the tume involved Id expect no less than seven digits.

>>4872837
kek a $20 pair of puncture-resistant gloves could have prevented this. Social media really turned people into retards.

>>4875508
His entire personality is being a daredevil and mocking anyone that isn't.

>>4875442
>just make more lol
People really underestimate the cost and time needed to produce biochemicals. Especially for something like antivenom which requires you to extract venom from the snake and use it on a horse, whose antibodies you extract
>>4875475
It can be stored near indefinitely with antifreeze like ethylene glycol but yeah, there's no guarantee that it'll retain it's composition forever

>>4875767
>>just make more lol
This but unironically
Everything costs money and takes time

>>4875475
Thats an argument in favor of using it

>>4875812
My point was that there's probably not all that much because its so rare, so all that would likely exist is a specific (and likely small) amount that they periodically have to refresh. I doubt anyone is hoarding it, iys likely that there just isnt very much of it anywhere.
Keep in mind its not just a bottle of cure poison and youre good to go, you usually need to have antivenin administered multiple times based on how youre doing at the moment, how much you envenomated, and even where on your body you were bit.
The photographer mentioned in >>4875479 got something along the lines of 32 vials throughout his treatment. If he had been bit in a similar fashion that WASNT native to the area he probably would have had a far rougher go of things simply because they didnt have that much of whatever they needed available.
Fuck, now that I think of it there might not even be much of an extensively detailed bite protocol for inland taipans because so few people have ever gotten bitten.

>>4875824
>bite protocol for inland taipans

>Antivenom as soon as possible
>Treat symptoms as they appear
>Pray

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>>4875834
it's a little bit more complicated than that. see pic related, they usually give the specific kinds of toxins in the venom as well as antivenin types and sources. some I've seen will even have dosage recommendations, though that's probably also available from the manufacturer.

>>4875475
It does indeed expire. Most zoos keep expired antivenom in addition to fresh antivenom anyway because hey, it MIGHT work.
>>4875812
That gets back to the problem of antivenom that covers Australian elapids being so rare in the US. Someone in Fiji isn't likely to have a snow shovel but probably does have sandals. Someone in Australia could get antivenom for a taipan easily but not for an eastern diamondback rattlesnake.
This is all on top of the fact that snakebites are very rare in the US because very few people are as stupid as this guy. Even antivenom for native species, while usually stocked at hospitals, isn't exactly hoarded, and they've even stopped bothering making coral snake antivenom because it'd just sit on shelves and expire.

>>4875809
Making antivenom carries a significant risk of death.

>>4875885
Source? Is it really more risky than logging, fishing or even truck driving?

>>4875508
Assuming he wasn't bit directly into an artery, how quickly does snake venom spread into the bloodstream? Should he have instantly resorted to tourniquet followed by amputation or would it have been pointless?

>>4873426
Animals being animals as usual pay for humans being idiots.

>>4875896
>Is it really more risky than logging, fishing or even truck driving?
First I need to know that you understand
If one person dies milking snakes that's a much higher risk than if 5000 truckers die driving trucks.

do you get that?
percentages? You understand percentages?

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>>4875896
>is inciting deadly venemous snakes to bite dangerous

>Claims to have 40 years of experience
>Nothing to verify this claim
>Hoards hots in shit garage sale aquariums on his living room floor normally cohabbing snakes and posting them fighting to the death because they're squished together
>Doesn't feed, heat or water them at all they're all dying from sickness and mal treatment
>Uses no hooks, no techniques or anything just grabs them and flings them around
>Attacks other HOT Keepers calling them pussies and frauds
>After he got bit his dad gave the police his animals and permission to kill them
I HOPE HE FUCKING DIES AND ROTS IN HELL, Animals are not toys or props like cars and sneakers.
I'm so fucking mad right now.

>>4872837
These are the types of dudes making fun of 8 year old Johnny for owning a ball python.

>>4875905
Its his snake that bit him though... That's what snakes do. What provision/rule are they killing his snakes for? Is there a rule that if your venomous snake bites you you can't have it anymore if you survive?

>>4875909
>what is 0%
Do you have a single report of a snake milker's death?

>>4875942
nobody around to care for them while he's gone, and he was taking shit care of them in the first place. So they asked his dad for permission to kill the animals and he agreed it would be best.

>>4875944
>Do you have a single report of a snake milker's death?
a citation has already been posted itt

Hell, you probably posted it.
do you know how to read?
fuckin paleoschizo

apparently he had a serval and it got out and was hunted and killed by local police too

https://www.youtube.com/live/HxZNGfMXI2g

>>4875947
Well, I skimmed the thread again and couldnt find it so i suppose i cant read
Anyway you sound like the problem in whatever argument youre having with your self over here
It has not been nice talking to you
Goodbye

>>4876085
Like another anon said he'll eventually die but it will be a slow and painful death. Just the fact he's on dialysis means he's absolutely fucked, and likely he has damage in multiple other organs. Docs are pretty good at keeping people alive at the hospital but high chances that guy won't leave for too long.

>>4876093
>Just the fact he's on dialysis means he's absolutely fucked
Could he survive with a kidney transplant?
Because if that's the case, I'm gonna need assurance that they wouldn't actually waste precious organs on someone with this little sense of self-preservation

>>4876117
The only way I can see this guy ever getting a kidney is by having a relative who is willing to donate and also is compatible. The chances of that are already slim, and if he is as much of an asshole IRL as he appears on the couple of screenshots posted here he might have fucked himself out of that option.

>>4876117
Not completely sure how it works in the US but due to his circumstances he should be very low on the transplant queue, so unless he pays for it then yeah he should be fucked.

>>4873267
"Always believe in anything you read on the internet, retard." - 'Bigfoot'

>>4875101
No, I don't think I will.

>>4875149
I'm sorry anon... I just... I just wanna keep my kidneys! I wish you good luck for finding a donor... not me tho, that won't happen!

it's wild that you can get bitten in america by an extremely rare australian snake with the most potent venom imaginable, capable to kill a fucking elephant, and the doctors can still keep you alive as long as there's enough money

>>4876117
>survive
Sort of. Long enough to get your affairs in order, but organ transplants suck.
You have to take immunosuppressants or tissue rejection will always happen, and that means it's only a matter of time until malignant tumors kill you. And sometimes tissue rejection happens anyways.
This guy is not worth that effort regardless.

>>4876174
Well, yeah, I'm well aware of the complications surrounding organ transplants. Been there, done that
That's why I was concerned over whether or not the US has transplant guidelines lax enough to allow him to recieve an organ despite having proven himself too dumb to be trusted with one

>>4876266
He wouldn't get a kidney. His comments since the bite indicate he's just going to do it again.

>>4876267
The man is truly too stupid to live

>>4876276
someone commented on his page that he has cancer. If true it could explain a bit.

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>>4874081
Guy must've found a sick one or something, they're actually incredibly feroceous and aggressive.
They didn't get the name Gila Monster for nothing.

>https://youtu.be/YSnyX9ulTIw?t=91
Behold, a fearsome and deadly beast taking down its prey. Don't watch while eating.

>>4876258
I never said anyone was wrong
in fact i admitted i didnt know about the subject and asked for examples and clarification
Sorry you dont know how a conversation works, but we cant all be as well read and knowledgable as you

>>4876283
can confirm, a mate of mine had turned absolutely rock dumb every since he got his cancer diagnosis

>>4876313
>I never said anyone was wrong
>>4875944
>>what is 0%
>Do you have a single report of a snake milker's death?

>>4876322
>what is a question?

>>4876323
that wasn't a question.
that was a claim that I was wrong.
even though the information you denied was already posted itt

>>4876328
Can you you link to it?

>>4876347
already posted itt
you might have even been the one that posted it

>>4876347
I can't find either fwiw

>>4876353
Meds

>>4876356
what links have been posted itt?

did either of you read the linked material?

seems to me linking sources is a waste of time here because nobody reads them aside from me.

>>4876357
sadly there's no pill to make you read better.

>>4876321
Chemo brain is real.

>>4876321
Maybe it's not a question of retardation in this case but one where our hero resigns himself to his fate and is seeking a quick death by snake?

>>4876520
then he should've just stayed quiet instead of clogging up ER

>>4872837
Someone check his early life

>>4876520
>>4876544
that's what I was thinking. He's feeling suicidal but when it comes down to the actual dying part he chickens out and doesn't go through with it.

a couple days before he got bit someone asked him what he'd do if he got bit since he didn't have antivenom. He answered "Die?" But when it came time to die he backed out

>>4876603
I noticed a lot of people who claim to be suicidal or want to die can't bring themselves to do it. I know I wouldn't be able to.
I guess our self preservation instinct always kicks in last minute?

>>4872838
Another rat eats poison

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>>4873671
Abos.

>>4874679
Antivenom producers are antisemites.

>>4875442
Last time I checked the process was like:
>find a closely related snaketo the one you want antivenom of
>extract its venom
>stick it in a horse
>wait for the horse to develop immunity while it suffers
>exsanguinate the horse
>distill the bloods plasma for antibodies
Not exactly something you can make at order or mass produce.

https://youtu.be/vFczgAYwWtk?si=6N7QjgwaGirp8Y16

Viperkeeper did a video on the situation.

Is he dead yet?

>>4875070
>There's a very good chance he'd be dead if he didn't get any antivenom
Given his kidneys started failing even in hospital with the antivenom, I’d say his chance of dying would’ve been 100% without it. And that’s just a tiny snake bite

>>4875914
Xoomers were the first true manchild generation. At least boomers actually grew up and for the most part just want to grill after their dudeweed phase.
>>4876117
If he's actually a jew then he'll get moved to the top of the organ donation list lmao Only white people have to wait and be vetted. Remember when they gave a heart to some black gangbanger who got shot a few months later?

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rofl how did i not see this until today
couldn't have happened to a nicer guy
how do you type all of this out and hit enter as an adult
this is almost exactly like those ironic anti-gun safety, pro ND posts on /k/ in fact I think I'm going to go shitpost over there later since venomous snakes are a weapon (if you're retarded).

>>4876802
kek what a based schizo

>>4876802
The fact that any amount of resources at all have been wasted on keeping this retard alive is astounding
Should've just left him to die like the real manly man he claims to be

>>4876810
He's gonna die anyway, but now the hospital can bill his insurance and family for several hundred grand because they kept his retarded ass alive for a few more days hooked up to machines.

>>4876811
Every day i thank god i'm not an american

>>4876802
man i'm glad this boomer's remaining days will be very agonizing ones

>>4876811
Ah right
American health care system
Forgot about that detail

>>4876802
What's with the squirrel bit?

>>4876956
i take it you ain't from Mississippi

>>4876802
This couldn't have happened to a more deserving prick.

>>4872837
How does a moron even aquire such a dangerous little snake legally?

I expect the poor taipan got killed too.

>>4876802
well he's a retard but he can cut a promo and that random rant about t-words is at least funny

>>4876984
he'd still be alive and healthy if he got vaxxed

>>4875914
>Hoards hots in shit garage sale aquariums on his living room floor normally cohabbing snakes and posting them fighting to the death because they're squished together
>Doesn't feed, heat or water them at all they're all dying from sickness and mal treatment
>Uses no hooks, no techniques or anything just grabs them and flings them around
This is a big reason why he hadn’t been bitten sooner, everything was half dead. This taipan was new and healthy

>>4876964
Also couldn’t have happened with a better snake

>>4876983
It did. All of his snakes got put down, there were 14 hots and no zoos could take them

>be me
>chill in the middle of the desert for so long, i was considered lost for 90 years
>your first fatality is because of a dipshit mishandling you

Update: he posted on Facebook bragging up getting it on video. No regret about the snakes and surviving has just inflated his ego, so hopefully either medical debt or organ failure will correct that

>>4877229
He has nothing but ego
humility would kill him when the taipan failed.

>>4876983
south carolina has basically no laws on the matter last i heard, you can actually find hots at reptile shows there.

>>4877147
the zoos refused to take them because they were all maltreated and had obvious signs of illness, nobody wants to bring a sick snake into their collection and risk everything getting it and dying.

this guy should be banned from owning any animals for the rest of his life (hopefully a year or two at most).

>>4876916
Wait HE'S A FUCKING ADULT? I figured he was some retarded 20 something going off this thread

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>>4872837
OH N-

>>4873428
if the snake sucks its own dick can it die from the venom?

>>4877147
The real tragedy in the story. Poor snakes.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inland_taipan

Lmao. Wiki has already been updated. Check the end of "interactions with humans" section.

Even if the guy is an asshole it's pretty fucked up to wish a horrible death on, just saying. He didn't really do anything worse than what most people on here do every day.

>>4877292
Yeah but all his snakes died for his fuck up so potato potato.

>>4877295
They're just snakes.

>>4877292
>me when sowing :)
>me when reaping :(
Don't dish it out if you can't take it, simple as.

>>4877290
I bet he was the one who updated it. Gotta let everyone know
>>4877292
>>4877298
> He didn't really do anything worse than what most people on here do every day, aside from hoarding animals and abusing his pets
Why are you here if you hate animals? Or do you only read dog/cat threads?

>>4877305
I like most animals other than bugs. But they aren't worth getting so upset over that you hope a human being dies of liver failure. It's a stupid question anyway because it's a discussion board not a hugbox, even if I did hate animals I'd have as much right to express that opinion as you have yours.

>>4877311
I rejoice whenever evolution goes back on its designed course, even if it is for a brief second like this.

>>4877298
>comes to /an/ to hate animals
You're such a faggot. The lives of the snakes they killed valued much, much more than this imbecile's own ever could

>>4877292
I don't wish death on him but like Kentucky Reptile Zoo I absolutely wouldn't gift him extremely rare inland taipan antivenin either. From what I can tell you wouldn't get reimbursed for this and judging by this guy's posts he'd probably resume shitting on your work soon after. >>4872838

>>4877318
Apathy is not the same thing as hatred. It would have been better if the snakes could have been saved but circumstances meant they could not.

>>4877241
Zoos also need to have able to be verified documentation on the animal's origin, or they might get in deep shit during an inspection. If you can't prove to officials your CITES appendix 1 listed species isn't a wild caught victim of animal traffickers you better prepare your anus for a long legal process that involves hefty fines and possibly even some confiscations.
And something tells me this complete shitter, who apparently didn't even care about the most basic animal husbandry, bothered with any proper paperwork.

>>4877292
I don't wish him death desu since he didn't do anything that is deserving of a horrible death, but at the same time i feel little sympathy.

>>4877371
>nooo you have to want him to die he called me a pussy on facebook and didnt treat a brainless lizard like a princess

>>4877271
KEK

>>4877388
>didnt treat a brainless lizard like a princess
Thats an interesting way to say he actively abused his animals. Why are you sucking his dick so hard

>>4877416
>A man should die because he didn't really care about a lizard
>something that literally has no feelings, no self awareness, nothing, just mechanical responses from something that feels as much pain as a robot vacuum when it hits a wall
He might have been a tryhard and tough guy who annoyed you on the internet, but you're a narcissistic sociopath if you think neglecting an unfeeling automaton should cost a human life.

>>4876802
The thing with the squirrel and dress is oddly specific

>>4877292
>mess with the bull
>get the horns
simple as

>>4877385
>handle extremely venomous snakes with 0 ppg
>"He DiDnT Do AnYtHiNg ThAt Is DeSeRvInG a HoRrIbLe DeAtH!"
he literally did the exact thing that is deserving of a horrible death.

>>4877271
lel

>>4877271
LMAOOOO

>>4877292
>He didn't really do anything worse than what most people on here do every day.
No anon, you're the only one that mistreats their pets to death, and I hope you join the retard too.

>>4877241
honestly a lot of people should be banned from owning any pets
so many dumbasses out there

>>4877385
this

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>>4877271
chuckle

>>4876631
>asking for donations to the reptile zoo instead of the Jew on life support

Absolutely based

>>4877292
This comes as a shock to people on the internets,

but it doesn't actually matter if people wish him death or wish him good health. Wishing doesn't make the slightest bit of difference.
There's a solid chance he's going to die a horrible death soon no matter what people wish on him.

>>4877527
>snakes aren't automaton
that attitude is why he got bit. He free handles to prove that snakes have emotions and can learn to love their owners.

Not sure if that's true or not, but he's been doing it a long time so I guess snakes can at least get used to their owners and learn to not bite them

>>4877500
That's true but in a very autistic way. He probably will die because of his actions, that doesn't mean it isn't deeply disturbed behavior to exult in that death.

>>4877529
He is a danger to society, since he teaches children to handle venomous creatures in dangerous ways.

>>4877529
4chan isn't really known for compassion, but from what I've seen he's getting more sympathy here than he is on facebook among the people that actually know him.

>>4877533
It may be optimistic but I really doubt many children are out there buying taipans. At the very worst they may do something risky with a local venomous but it's their parents' job to teach them proper safety around wild animals, don't you think?

>>4877534
He's probably way more insufferable in person.

>>4877536
parent:
>okay child don’t touch snakes
cool reptile guy who comes into your school and lets you pet sick snakes and seems more knowledgeable than your parents
>yeah basically if you stock antivenin you’re a huge pussy and you can wield venomous snakes freely with no precautions lol
>also you can leave snakes starving in tiny storage totes in your living room lol

>>4877528
>so I guess snakes can at least get used to their owners and learn to not bite them
Quite a few of the stories I've heard of venom dudes who ended up getting tagged had it happen with a wild specimen after freehandling their own snakes for years without incident. The most famous recent example of this is probably Chandler with a wild cobra. And he was spectacularly lucky to walk away from that with just part of his finger missing, thanks to his crew and being in a country where they actually have the required antivenin in a few hospitals.

So yeah I think it's safe to assume you can desensitize venomous snakes to people like you can with a constrictor type. It's just that one tiny fuck up can have life-changing consequences, which is why keepers with a brain don't go in with their bare mitts.

>>4877271
>the venomous inland taipan is....Le Poisonous??!!

>>4877271
funniest post on this site right now

>>4877575
Makes sense. In Jeff's case I think he misidentified why his snakes don't bite him. He thinks it's because he's calm and fearless when really they're just used to him.
So he gets a new snake and thinks if he's calm and fearless it won't tag him. Even now I don't think he understands why that's wrong. Being chill with snakes certainly would prevent a lot of bites, but not all of them.

>>4876631
Amazing how everyone essentially told this guy to go fucking himself and die, I didn't know reptile owners were this based.

>>4877428
>A man should die because he didn't really care about a lizard
He should have died because he wasted valuable medical resources because of his retarded behaviour, kept live animals in awful conditions and pretended like he wasn’t afraid to die saying “antivenom is for pussies” until it actually came down to life or death

>something that literally has no feelings, no self awareness, nothing, just mechanical responses from something that feels as much pain as a robot vacuum when it hits a wall
This isn’t true, but even if it were it’s not an excuse to mistreat something
>>4877528
>He free handles to prove that snakes have emotions and can learn to love their owners.
No, he freehandles to show off and try prove he’s in control. If he thought they had emotions then he wouldn’t abuse them by keeping them in tupperware containers without heat or food
>>4877592
>when really they're just used to him.
He hadn’t been bitten because most were half dead. This taipan was new to his collection, so it was still full of energy

>>4877271
Legendary

>>4877428
>but you're a narcissistic sociopath if you think neglecting an unfeeling automaton should cost a human life
It should’ve cost this human life specifically

>>4877646
>He hadn’t been bitten because most were half dead.
he got tagged b4 this

>>4876802
At first I didn't care this guy was dying because he is a shitty reptile keeper, but now I'm devastated we will never get more sublime prose of this caliber

>>4876802
the Cleve Blakemore of the snake handling profession

>>4877536
>it's their parents' job to teach them proper safety around wild animals, don't you think
Just because it's the parent's job to teach their kids doesn't mean he isn't a degenerate for attempting to mislead them.

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>>4877271
pfff

>>4877271
Fucking amazing. And only a small minority of people on this website will ever understand this image if it gets reposted.

>>4876631
This guy speaks like Chrischan

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>>4877600
That's because retards like the moron who got bit give the reptile hobby a bad image and lead to normalfags hating reptile owners even more. The people who disregard all reptile protocols, especially for venomous reptiles, deserve to be ostracized.

>>4872837
Retard got what he deserved, I feel really bad for the snakes tho

>>4877428
>unfeeling automaton should cost a human life.
it should, because he knew better and disregarded the safety precautions, this isnt a child who touched the stove on accident, this is akin to committing a crime and getting shot for it, i have zero sympathy for people playing stupid games and getting stupid prizes because they went full retard. it seems like the only narcissist is you here youre trying to moral grandstand about human life, well sorry to break it to you, not all life, or even people, are equal

>>4877271
For all who don't get it: look up "demon core". Yw.

>>4877271
you guys are alright sometimes

>>4876802
he sounds like an IRL shitposter, but he's old? are old anons a common occurence?

>>4872837
>guy who plays with snakes gets bit
wow, who could've seen that coming

>>4878361
>not all life, or even people, are equal
You're living proof of that.

>>4878504
yes, thank you for acknowledging my superiority over you

>>4877243
20 year olds are adults zoomie

>>4878504
Literal insane absolutist.

>>4875474
>Wonder what the hospital bill will be.
probably printed in landscape orientation to accommodate the sum total at the bottom.

>>4875767
>Work with snakes.
>Torture horses.
>Get money (probably) since you're procuring a rare product.
How do I get this job?

Christ sweet is a good example of a HOT free handler. So is Davidsfeef.
Tyler Nolan is alright but his animals keep dying.
Chandler is the absolute worst possible person to learn from and puts his animals in danger when handling them.

they should make a snake with enough venom to kill people on the spot

>>4879349
Haven't Tyler and Chanler both been bitten when freehandling snakes?

>>4876810
His brain must be preserved to be studied by material engineers, it's surface is likely the smoothest in the known universe.

So is this guy dead yet? If hes got two shot kidneys he can't last more than a month or so. Don't have any social media myself, get all my important news from four channel
>>4877271
Lel

>Charles Darwin rises from the grave to attend Leibowitz' funeral
>gives a twenty minute speech of nothing but laughter

>>4877428
>something that literally has no feelings, no self awareness, nothing
But enough about Jeff

>>4873225
I hope he survives and suffers decades of shitting in a bag and recurring neurological issues.

>>4873267
You will probably survive a rattler bite if you are not a weak bitch even without antivenin or 1st world medical care.
Not going to be pleasant though.

>>4873671
No hands, can't goon, so angry.

>>4874918
mindbroken

>>4872837
>first

>>4872837
This kook lives in FL, doesn't he?

>>4872837
We need his hospital room #. Is that company that mails zoo shit still running?

>>4880538
It's been two weeks anon.

>>4878363
Everyone knows about the demon core dumbass the Japanese made it into a meme.

>>4877271
Beautiful
t. /k/

>>4880527
and his dick falls off too

>>4876802
Based as fuck

F

>>4872838
kek

>>4880540
Considering how bad he has it he's probably got a few more weeks to go for treatment. Last we heard his kidneys were fucked and he wasnt producing urine, he's gonna be in there for a while.

I can't believe this is real

>>4880829
It's not, you're in a coma and you need to wake up

>>4873994
>unfortunately, his kidneys are still not producing urine
THAT SNAKE STOLE ALL HIS PISS

>>4880923
>THAT SNAKE STOLE ALL HIS PISS
no, I've seen this happen before, this is undoubtedly the work of the Pee Pirate

>>4880932
I wouldn't know; I don't have jews in my country

>>4879464
>So is this guy dead yet?
no recent updates. Apparently he's still alive and probably still in the hospital.
He's getting shit on on his socials, he's not posting a lot.

>>4881179
Pee Pirate Python, you mean.

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>>4872837
I like snakes and all but the idea of keeping a extremely dangerous snake is too retarded even for me, especially if said snake isn’t even from the same continent as you so there’s zero chance of getting the right anti-venom it if gets you.

>>4873225
>and many were killed.
Motherfucker
>Many of those snakes didn't even belong to him but were owned and loaned to him.
Triple ultra nigger madness motherfucker. What a retard

>>4880805
>he's probably got a few more weeks to go for treatment
lmao his medical bill is gonna be seven-digits, easy

>>4876288
gila means crazy in indonesian.
Crazy monster

>>4872837
He's still posting on Instagram

>>4882164
Fucking how

>>4882164
Anything worth posting here?

>>4874337
>NOTABLE PEOPLE
>this dumbass who was the first to die from a certain species of snake out of negligence

>>4877271
Stuff like this is why people used to say 4chan used to be good

>>4884132
>it was not

>>4873428
>it seems like their venom is built to kill literally anything
Yea, what else would be the fucking point of being venomous?

>>4881509
my thoughts as well
there is 0 upside to owning a venomous snake. plenty of other non-venomous snakes that are prettier and you can even handle them when you want

>>4885777
>what else would be the fucking point
predigesting food

>>4885777
He means their venom is especially ridiculous compared to other venomous snakes anon. Most only attack one or maybe two bodily functions/body parts, taipan venom attacks just about every system that a snake venom can hurt

>>4879349
How is Chandler the worst?

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>>4882208
Mostly his cats, as they weren't killed. But I found this posted on his instagram I thought was funny.

>>4886339
Jesus not even dying can introduce the slightest bit of humility or introspection in some people

>>4886339
So i take it he survived somehow?

>>4886350
boomers are the most stubborn retarded fucking people. my mom has always leaned conservative but got really bad with fox news on 24/7 in the past decade or so, seething about government handouts and minorities and whatnot (we grew up in the northeast). she eventually goes to federal prison for something of her own doing for a couple years. i expected it would humble and soften her and make her a bit more empathetic for the downtrodden but noooo sir. she got even worse and more unhinged. i'll be talking to her and she'll sometimes somehow randomly bring in some political issue into the discussion and start crying.

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>>4877271
A daring synthesis.

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>>4886843
your mother sounds based while you sound like a sóy sipping pansy kek

>>4886339
>most venomous snake

>>4886862
>having the emotional maturity of a toddler is le based!
woman moment

>>4886350
>he needs to have humility over a fucking snake!
People were wishing he died because of how he treated an animal that doesn't have feelings.

This is why veganism and ARA nonsense is sometimes called dangerous.

>>4886884
i hate vegans. yes he should have died when he recklessly handled an animal that very very very few on this hemisphere are prepared to treat the bites for and had no remorse bragging about it. FAFO.
go ahead and call me a vegan because it's the only reply you got faggot.

>>4886888
No, he should not have. Sorry.

>>4886893
He should have died because he’s annoying and annoying people should die.

Sorry /snek/ bros, I'm an outsider.
Can someone please explain to me how the fuck some random dude gets an inland taipan? or any seriously venomous snake for that matter?

>>4886895
You should die then

>>4886904
I am the most tolerable nicest person ever

>>4886884
Cool, but I don't give a fuck. I'm talking about the retard acting like an untouchable faggot.

>>4886884
He doesn't need to fucking die, and he did not die. He mistreated a dozen animals as evidenced in his disgusting filthy shit apartment full of feces, flies and garbage. And the snakes were overaggressive probably because he overhandled them for updoots. He deserves to live in there alone at least

>>4886902
he's not some random dude, he hosts a facebook classifieds page for venomous snakes with thousands of members.
I believe he got that particular snek at a reptile show, though I don't know the details of the transaction aside from it being a very recent acquisition.

>>4886884
Vegans are hypocritical pussies. You know what doesn't have feelings either? A fucking loaded gun. If you shoot yourself because you played with a loaded gun like it was a toy, people will say you deserved it. No one's saying it for the sake of that poor revolver, it's expected that behaving like a toddler with something that will kill you will end up bad. These cunts that wave a gun on Instagram live and pretend to be gangsters just to end up shooting themselves deserve it, they treat their gun like a toy, they had full control over it and yet chose to be retarded with it.
That guy had control of his snake, he chose to handle it without care like a toy and got bit and nearly died. He deserved it and is lucky to be able to brag online now. He seemingly didn't learn his lesson anyways so it will happen again and he will die unless he learns to respect the snakes, like you learn to respect a gun.

>>4886933
saying he "deserved it" is a judgement call nobody is qualified to make.

whether he deserved it or not it happened and nobody is surprised it happened. Most people probably don't feel sorry for him because it was predictable and he could've easily avoided it but took no steps to do so.

deserve has nothing to do with anything. Everyone deserves to die. Nobody really deserves to die no matter how stupid they are. But whether he deserved it or not, nobody was surprised by it and a lot of people probably think he did it on purpose, either by negligence or by forethought.

guns aren't a terrible analogy. I had a buddy that used to twirl a cocked and loaded ruger blackhawk. Everyone warned him to stop, we all knew what was going to happen. I don't know if he deserved it, but he's dead now.

>>4886884
Whoosh, genuinely believe you must be as retarded as he is to be so defensive.

>>4886931
>he hosts a facebook classifieds page for venomous snakes with thousands of members
this is what you qualify as "somebody" a facebook group?

>>4886931
>he hosts a facebook classifieds page for venomous snakes with thousands of members.
that sounds exactly like a random dude. he's not a scientist who needs one for a lab or a director of a zoo.

Are you seriously telling me it's perfectly like to buy and sell extremely venomous snakes but I can't own a bobcat or a cougar?

>>4886946
>>4886949
I'm saying he has access the random person doesn't have.

not expertise
obviously not humility or compassion

just the ability to find venomous snakes by dint of operating what is probably the largest single venomous snake market in the world

>>4886949
>Are you seriously telling me it's perfectly like to buy and sell extremely venomous snakes but I can't own a bobcat or a cougar?
THe cognitive dissonance about this in modern society is real yes

>>4886951
then just say he has access, not that he's somebody, any retard can in theory buy them

>>4886953
the anon asked how he got it

this is a question of access, not clout
I don't have that sort of access, he does.

>>4886957
but don't you? couldn't you just go on facebook and say something like "hey I'm a fucking idiot looking to play with a snake from another country that can kill me with one bite, will anyone sell me one?"
Why couldn't you do that?

>>4886958
>Why couldn't you do that?
the transaction is probably illegal and snake sellers are unlikely to sell me the thing because I'd do something stupid with it and get them in trouble.

it's like knowing a meth dealer or something. Just because you know who is selling meth in your trailer park doesn't mean they'll sell it to you.

knowing the dealer is only half the mission
they also need to know you.

>>4886959
gotcha. so it is illegal, but if you're in the community you can get some. thanks

>>4886961
It might or might not be legal, but the seller doesn't want to be inspected or investigated.

yes.
the random person cannot buy that snake or indeed most hots in most states because they're not a known member of the club.

>>4886961
to my mind it's more like BASE jumpers or airplane pilots where the community polices itself to prevent laws from being enacted to police them.

It's a legal gray area but if enough dumbasses get hurt or hurt other people it'll be outlawed.

so the community makes its own rules and enforces barriers to entry. Nobody wants to sell me a taipan because I don't know their rules. I don't follow their rules. So I could fuck up and get them all in trouble.

Just like this dumbass has done. Despite being a well-known member of the community he didn't follow community rules and people are now going to be less likely to sell to him.

>>4886965
>people are now going to be less likely to sell to him.
next time he goes to buy an inland taipan the seller is probably going to tell him to fuck off.

he might find someone to sell him cobras or mambas or rattlers or whatever, but he's probably never going to get bit by another taipan. Because nobody wants to sell the snake that kills a dude and results in venomous snakes being outlawed in the state or country.

>>4886966
>nobody wants to sell the snake that kills a dude
manslaughter charges are not worth the few hundred dollars that snek is worth

nor is losing your entire market and ability to sell. Some customers are NOT worth dealing with, and Jeff is now one of them.

>>4886961
>>4886968
basically if I sell hots I'm not going to prison for you or Jeff or anyone. They're simply not that valuable.

Before I sell you a hot you need to convince me you know how to survive owning it.
this is something the average retard can't do.

>>4886971
whoever sold him that taipan is now either under direct investigation,
or shitting their pants waiting for an investigation

not worth it
this is why the average person can't buy that snek

>>4886974
nobody is risking literal years in US jail getting aids and ass herpes for a couple thousand dollars

it simply isn't happening

that's why the average person can't buy that animal.

>>4886976
whether it's legal or not to buy doesn't matter

if Jeff dies that sale instantly becomes illegal.

>>4886977
US law operates on the principle that the vendor is responsible for the safety of their customers.

so even if it's legal to sell taipans in my jurisdiction, it will still be illegal to sell them to dumbasses. I would go to prison for a perfectly legal sale because it's my job to make sure the product won't kill the customer.

>>4886978
>it's my job to make sure the product won't kill the customer.
the only way to do that is to make sure the customer knows how to use the product. I'm not selling a deadly animal to everyone that comes in asking for one. That's just asking to go to jail. And jail here is no joke. Prison and jail inmates are far more deadly than snakes.

>>4886927
>He deserves to live in there alone at least
Hopefully with crippling medical debt and on a kidney waiting list too

>>4886939
>saying he "deserved it" is a judgement call nobody is qualified to make
I am qualified to make it on the grounds that I don’t dick around with deadly animals and don’t keep snakes in filthy tupperware containers

>>4872837
>south carolina
>taipan

Faggot deserved it, collect dangerous animals, you get what you fucking get.

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>>4873671
You see that small little line where South Australia meets New South.
That entire area is where all the scenes in Mad Max II are filmed.
It's literally desert for endless miles, barely any shrubs, next to no trees, it's about the most barren and inhabitable place on the planet.
Some of the scenes of the movie Razorback are also filmed in this area.
Gotta be able to kill any food you come across.
There is nothing there, not even Abbos lived in most of this area.

>>4886966
Do people card you buying snakes at an expo? I usually see cash transactions and barely 2 words spoken.
>>4887015
>kidney waiting list
Not a chance unless he has family. I knew a young 20's on the wait list for years.

>>4886884
see>>4878361

>>4880541
I didn’t get it at all. I didn’t even know it was shooped because I am a board tourist and I thought this was some way of getting antivenom.
>>4878363
Thank you.

>>4887084
children like you should be in school right now, unless you’re typing in class then put that away before the teacher takes your phone

>>4886230
If you're retarded then the upside is acting tough on the internet

>>4878361
All HUMAN lives are equal
All PEOPLE deserve forgiveness and salvation through christ

Sorry if this hurt you but it is the truth. You are not better than other people and neither is he. People don't deserve to die based on your snake related opinions.

Is he dead yet?

>>4887164
>All HUMAN lives are equal
False
>All PEOPLE deserve forgiveness and salvation through christ
NO ONE deserves salvation. It’s unearned grace for all, not deserved grace for anyone.

>>4886971
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>>4886962
I understand better now. thanks!

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>>4877271
I bet he would've loved picrel

>>4887164
So if i rape and murder 10 third world children I'm just as good of a person as you? You sound like a real piece of shit.

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yeah, rip

>>4886904
So should you GAYLORD

>>4886839
>So i take it he survived somehow?
partially. his kidneys, for example, did not.

>>4886843
>Talking about a bad snake handler
>Anon veers into ranting about his mom and Fox News
Just go to /pol/. It's obvious you were just waiting to get that off your chest and they'll happily commiserate with you.

>>4888287
Any recent updates?