Floppy Fennec EditionPrevious: >>4879599
>Floppy Fennec Edition
>>489314715% cock and balls by bodyweight.
>>4893147Amazing ability to resist the urge to touch it
tanu
>>4894434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3a5Cn67fEI&ab_channel=FoxGuardianshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gxv8bpEFrSM&ab_channel=FoxGuardianshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_itqCDFwLOY&ab_channel=FoxGuardiansThey are silly little creatures
Media recommendations for people who like foxes a bit too much for their own good?
>>4894783Holy shit Kuzure.
>>4894739what's with the tombstones? cute vid but a bit creepy
>>4895099people... le die!?
>>4895099they're goths
>>4893144*moves gamecube stick to the left**moves gamecube stick to the right**repeat*
>>4895345
Soon.
>>4896113is there more of this? where they get to some knotting?
i have never seen a fox with my own eyes and it makes me sad
>>4896143https://x.com/kitakitsunefarm/status/1848167320721527042They're both females.
>>4896111>>4896113>>4896153girls can't kiss girls, that's illegal
>>4896153Hot.
>>4896152Really? Where do you live?
>>4895518hoo ha hoo ha hoo hoo ha
interesting day today
People on some other board told me I can learn here that foxes dont have cookiesIs this true? To both.
>>4896290it is kinda like a coin slot idkwhy would you come here and not just google it
>>4896302>coin slothuhwhat happens if you insert a coin?
>>4896307You will promptly be bitten by a very irate vixen.
>>4896322no biting!
>>4896307You will likely injure or cause an infection and potentially kill the fox.
>>4896000Yes!
I would hit it like a speedbagplapataplapataplapataplapata
>>4896560Is it weird that I jacked off to this haha?
>>4896570Why would that be weird?
>>4896290Looks pretty cookie-adjacent to me.
>>4896290
Why’s it gay for a man to like foxes
>>4896000Yeah!
>>4897121you are gay for asking retarded questions
Do foxs go into heat at a set time ish? Do they all go into heat at once in a pack or is it just random?Asking for a friend who wants to visit Miyagi fox village when they are all horny and thus very active
>>4897349Go outside with a fox shirt and a fox plushiePeople will call you gayHow is it retarded to want to know the reason why
>>4897597People will call you gay because demonstrating enthusiasm of any kind is leaning forward, and a huge amount of the world has a bunch of nastiness living in their heads.
>>4897545Foxes are generally in heat in the winter.Hence all those images of fluffy fucking foxes.
>>4897635Huh, we've been in the winter and they were all pretty chill
Do foxes eat cats?
>>4897706They will take the old and the weak. A healthy adult cat can put up a fight but the cats still prefer to avoid the foxes.
>>4897624It’s a cruel world for us fox lovers…
>>4897597>Go outside with a fox shirt and a fox plushieProtip: You absolutely CAN like foxes without actively making you look like a literal retard in public.
>>4897880Yes, indeed you can.There are some requirements, chose any onea: be 12b: be a woman under 25 with a bmi of 20 or lessc: wear a shirt from a zoo, no plushie
>>4897918Or you could just leave the plushy at home and dress like a normal human bean
>>4897928then no one will know you like foxs, which was the point of the discussion I thought. why are you moving the goalposts
>>4897918>>4897928Or you could try something on the subtle side...>A fox keychain for bag or keyring>socks with fox pattern on them (tie might work too but probably not for people who only want to have a single formal outfit.)>Underwear with foxes on them>Fox cufflinksQuiet expressions of foxes can slip by the public eye, mainly because the public doesn't look that hard for details. LOUD expressions like a fake foxtail on your pants, or those goofy headbands with ears on them will get you mocked at anywhere except a furry convention.
>>4897702Either they've all been neutered, or you went there in december or something, when winter isn't ripe enough.
>>4897597i've done this plenty. not the stuffed animal shit but no one has dared to question my homosexuality for i would show them who is truly king gay
Hello?
>>4898229Wow! What a pleasant looking creature!
>>4897597Are you speaking from experience or…
>>4898229Very friendly demeanor.
Fun Fox Fact: Did you know that the Tanuki also has vertical slit pupils?
>>4897597I'm leaving my fox plushies home so they don't get dirty
>>4898229This creature obviously wants me to pet it so I'm going to stick my whole hand in its mouth!
>boyfriend found the fox plushiesIt's so over...How do I come out as a fox fan?
>>4898325It's fine for females to like animals, don't worry
>>4898325buy one of those
>>489849190% of the people posting in this thread already have that (theyre male, too), and thats a bad thing!
>>4898494>tfw this will never be me
>>4898499Foxes truly are made to be MANNED.
https://youtu.be/HRVlmNWsAgw?si=X6Jo6bEyqIMrHlKJ
>>4898753Why is this fox so emaciated? Poor thing!
>>4898791That's what foxes look like in their summer coats
https://www.wildlifeonline.me.uk/animals/article/red-fox-sexingKnow your foxes
>>4898806Using my new fox sexing powers, I can tell that these are both females.
>>4898753>no baculummust be female
>>4898625>male foxGay.
>>4898753didnt know foxes had a cube embedded into their spines, how fascinating
any anons have good recommendations for fox documentaries? any species of faux works. pls no paywall i will cry
>>4899851I didn't even know foxes made movies
>>4899896foxes contribute to many artistic endeavors
>>4898625They're quite adequate for being WOMANNED as well.
>>4893144>>4893147>>4893837>>4894527Bro I told you not to feed them after midnight
a fox would simply maul you if you don't disagree with this action and don't say no
>>4900487alert ear movement
>>4899896>he hasn't see Fantastic Mr. Fox
>>4900535As far as I'm concerned, all foxes are fantastic
>>4900272I guess foxtosis works a little differently for fennec foxes.
>>4900588foxlets always look so sad
>>4900652foxdie does that
>>4900268But they are clearly happier with men!
>>4900652Its like kittens, permanent expression of shock, awe or sadness.
>>4900652It's just because you're just anthropomorphising their facial expressions based on the human face. There's no reason to assume they're sad.
This is what happens when you breed a fox and a rabbit.
>>4900992lil kit w/o its mother idk anon if i were some babby fox i'd be sad without my mom
fox whiskers
*whisks your foxes until they are fluffy*
floof
the climber
foxes be likeyip
>>4902613But in the winter, it’s more like “yiff”!
>>4903028artic foxes have the cutest ears
November Foxes
Foxes are pretty.
>>4903650yeah
>>4903718Even this nailbiter's got them looks!
>>4903650
>>4904080Devilish, cunning, scheming, up to no good.
why do foxes have a reputation as tricksters? has a fox ever deceived you?
>>4893144need a twink bf who looks like this
>>4900487thats hot. imagine a fox eating you and youve consented to it doing so and that it can take its time
>>4904418Dammit I'm trying to make it through NNN here.
>>4904562>>4904564fox village?I've always wanted to go in fall, when they start getting their coat, but before first snow
They want to be our pets so badhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdtzhnzuyww
>>4904564Foxes can chew through steel
I love gray foxes so much
I noticed if I give my gray fox friend a cheese stick, he eats it right in front of me and looks at me and smiles. If I give him a hot dog, he takes it off to the shadows to eat. I think because the meat is more familiar and they take their kills away to privacy to eat.
Also he usually comes out alone for treats but later on in the evening I see him with his sibling on camera. The sibling is shy and doesn't take many treats. I haven't seen mom around in a while, but she has been pregnant 2 years in a row and both years only came around when she was pregnant, I guess she's just extra hungry and finds hunting harder then. I have never seen dad.
Did you know Urocyon are the only foxes with round pupils?
Urocyon is of course, the genus to which gray foxes belong. They are not Vulpes. Only 2 extant species - the common gray fox and its endangered close relative the island fox, which looks the same but it's just smaller.
I suppose you could say they're not true foxes, but fox-like canids.
thinking about them rows of fox nips
>>4905044
>>4905044thinking about them rows of fox teeth
>>4905164They need brushing, dentist's orders.
>>4893147I blushed
>>4904564caught a bro mid noclip
>>4905044thinking about those beans
They're taunting us...
Fox update from the UKOver the summer I saw and heard foxes in my local suburban area all the time, mostly in the evenings. A couple of times a fox stood outside our house, wailing repeatedly. Other times I saw them just walking around the streets or crossing the road.But recently I haven't seen any foxes. I dunno why. Maybe they're less active in colder weather.
>>4905408I saw a fox last month omw to a freeparty, it was crossing the street at midnight.
>>4905410Fair enough, I'm sure they're still around, I just noticed the fact that I haven't seen any lately around my area.
>>4903028handholding is superior
>>4905759This is a blue board you sick fuck.
Haven't checked the thread in a few months, hows it foxing?
>>4905925 Is Dani not around anymore?
>foxes will NEVER become just a standard basic pet that you can buy with ease and own in your lifetimeI am BEYOND fucking mad. I want to take walks with my damn fox bro and let him chew my head off while I'm trying to play video games after work.
>>4905972I'm slowly realizing I dont want to live in a world without having a fox as a pet. slowly working my way into a financial situation to move to a place that allows it, or get into a WFH job and move out to some private land where I can hide my ownership.
Good. You don't need to "own" an animal to be happy or appreciate an animal.
Hello there
>>4905972You don't want this. Normalfags cannot be trusted with animals this naturally beautiful - just look what they did to wolves.We'll have fox-pug abominations within a few decades
>>4906221Nice flares
>>4905926He unexpectedly passed away a few weeks ago
>>4906327Much sad very tragedy.
>>4906327He was ironically vored by a fox.
>>4906327>>4906334fr?
>>4906342Don't let your guard down around these vicious killers.
>>4906234Can you imagine?
>>4906383
McRenards or Volpe Pizza?
>>4906438handsome boy with a cute hairstyle
>>4906438fox's pizza is for fox
Meanwhile, in /fox/
>>4906789Imagine the smell
>>4905926He's stuck in the foxrooms now.
>>4906789Imagine this but covering the surface of EarthComplete global saturation
>>4906789Me on the left trying to get the fuck out of there.
>>4893144Which one of you posted this? >>>/adv/32307114
>>4907308Why are you browsing /adv/?
you claim to like foxes but i don't think you'd like it very much if i turned you into a fox
>>4907660correct as id quickly die of some horrible disease
>>4907660You only think this because foxes can't physiologically speak human languages.If they could, they would say: "Yes. I love being a fox."
I wanna fops post
>>4908517
>>4905999One small issue: foxes want to be pets
>>4905999Animals should be owned. They are not smart enough to live in nature without suffering.Being wild is actually objectively bad. You fear rules and boundaries, but you don't know true adversity. You only know fines and chastising. You don't know what its like to have your intestines systematically ripped out of your abdomen because you scavenged on the wrong side of a piss line or sat still in an open field for 10 seconds.
>>4908517Lil guy got juked
>>4895145This Goth girl shows a vid of a fox
A book I can recommend, /fox/:
>>4906438Neither would be healthy! Natural fruits like raspberries are the proper option!
A fox is currently shouting on the street just outside our houseI can't see him because it's dark but I can hear the bastard
This guy again: >>4909166It's now a day later and I can hear a fox this evening too
>>4897597nigga you gay
They are soooo pretty
>>4897597fox shirt is fine. do not carry a plushie with you unless you're at a furcon or someshit. even then, that's faggy, anon.
foffee
>>4909452I actually wasn't aware of urban foxes somehow.https://www.theatlantic.com/photo/2023/07/photos-london-urban-foxes/674870/10,000 foxes in London alone, holy shit
>>4909769They are already in your house
foxes owe me kisses
>>4909769the picture of the fox on the snowy road is kino
>>4909739>kettu kahvisöpö!
>>4899454>he doesn't know about the fox box
>>4900992All mammals do something like that anon. Babies of all social species have adapted to look, move and behave as non-threatening and 'cute' as possible. This is why cats more often approach kids than adults, why cross-species adoption of baby animals even happens etc.It doesn't have anything to do with sadness per se though, that's true.
