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>"I was never a dick without it being completely contrived. It was part of the work. I never did anything that wasn't pretty well calculated. I learned how to manipulate. You can be the greatest (in-ring) worker in the world but the work is backstage."

>"I remember when I went back to TNA, and you had to sign-in. I would just put for my name "1099" and after about 6 or 7 weeks of it they finally called me and said "we don't know what you're doing but you need to be there on time," because I would show up at 4:30, and I just sent them a fax about Florida employment; the difference between an independent contractor and an employee. You're telling me that I gotta do one pre-tape and a match. I don't need 13 hours to do a pre-tape and put a 6 minute match together, so I'm not going to waste my time. So they came at me with that and I said it's real simple guys... I'd just like to know in writing what my 401k is, what my insurance is, since you say I'm an employee, I'd like to know what my benefits are and they'd go "ah ah ah ah..." how about this...you leave me the fuck alone and I won't smarten the locker room up that you're doing a gross injustice to everybody else."

>"When I went back in 2013, and my longevity doctor was giving me half a cc of Deca, along with a cc of Testosterone and Enanthate, so the WWE doctor says you failed the test, you came back dirty for deca, and I said how can I be dirty for deca when my doctor faxed you what I'm doing. They said there was no protocol for deca. I said you're a MD not a longevity specialist and on top of that I'm a 1099 so if you have a problem with Kevin Nash, you can talk to the president of Spartacus Incorporated who happens to be Kevin Nash. You're telling me what I can and can't do to my body yet you're not giving me insurance?"
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>>5509714
Based and unrapeable.
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1992
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>typing all that
cringe
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>along with testosterone
big babby bitch confirmed low t
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>>5509724
THIS
>>5509728
yawn
>>5509731
CRINGE
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>>5509738
>>5509724
>>5509714
Samefag
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>>5509736
Big Sexy: 59 year old SUPER MODEL
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>>5509747
>2 out of 3
try again
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>>5509749
>low T over five years ago
He must piss estrogen now.
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>>5509749
He's handsome
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>>5509778
his rapist would agree
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>>5509760
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>>5509783
Go back
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>>5509784
Big Sashimi
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You not finished with the rape escape edit yet?
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>>5509793
ima ding-dong diddly go back to 1992 and help nash's rapist
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>>5509799
>>5509801
still seething about the summer of 89 that you have to make up fake stories about Nash I see
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>>5509801
It's a fool's errand to try to rape the unrapeable.
You'd be better served by setting your DeLorean to 1989 and getting that Latino buttpussy instead, holmes.
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>>5509714
Kevin Nash has an IQ of 168, which is readily apparent if you have ever read the man's tweets or read his insightful thoughts on American politics.
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>>5509841
Source on IQ?
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>>5509841
he took 168 trusts to his ass
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>>5509859
>trusts
OH NO NO NO NO
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>>5509859
>he took 168 trusts to his ass
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>>5509847
I'm sorry, it's 161.

http://grantland.com/features/wrestling-star-kevin-nash-making-headway-hollywood-keeps-night/
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>>5509714
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>>5509714
Why does it always have to be either Nash is an infallable god, or Nash is a garbage buttboy with the quads of a little Asian girl? Most of what he did with WWE was shit, especially his long-ass title run, but he was also one of the main factors that made WCW be great during the short period where it was great... granted he was also one of the two many cooks who ultimately drove it into the ground, but we're all mixed bags. Nash is a mixed bag: neither GOAT nor Jannetty.
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>>5509917
Nash used to be over on /asp/ but wolfcuck's autism put an end to that
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>>5509931
Now Nash is mega-over and WolfGOD is a legend and icon
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>>5509951
this

>>5509931
seething manlet cringe
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>>5509955
So a single sizequeen autist who overrates a deserving-of-praise-and-respect-but-still-flawed wrestler to the point of worship turned that same wrestler into a meme who must either be perfect or a rape victim?

Never change /asp/
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>>5509876
BASED
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>>5509917
>most of what Nash did in WWE was shit
he was actually one of the few reasons people even watched in 1995
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>>5509784

Thats a lot of s oy sauce with that sushi
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>>5509876
>the fucking peaks and valleys are so.... jeez, man
No wonder he brags about that 161 iq
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>>5510096
based filter jackknife powerbombing you and raping your asshole to a massively positive crowd reaction
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>>5509714
Say what you will about the man but he is a master at getting his way
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>>5510095
If you'd actually watched in 1995, you'd remember that he didn't even show up for TV most of the time. If people were tuning in, it was to see Michaels, Hakushi, Goldust, Doink, Yokozuna et-all, because they were who you were going to actually see more than once every few months.
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>>5509714
>tfw you will never have a paycheck that big in your life
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bumpy wumpy manlets grumpy
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>>5509876
>His acting career is taking off

Well, that just debunks the entire article.
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>>5511226
It's from 6 years ago ya simp
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>>5511229
and it was wrong then
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>>5509951
>>5509955
Autism or schizophrenia?
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>>5511226
3 years after the article he is re-casted to reprise his biggest role to date in a hugely successful sequel to the original hugely successful original
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>>5509714
He was never a dick because he had too much of it.
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>>5511236
>a support role in a sequel
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>>5511408
In 2017 and 2018, Nash has done 6 movies, including headlining gigs. He clearly has a new agent who is focused on getting him more roles, rather than big box office roles. Nash bout ding-dong diddly work himself from the undercard to the Main Event soon enough, ya simp.
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>>5511408
support role is better than no role
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>>5511423
And a virgin hole is better than a raped one, wolfie.
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>>5511422
Nash also starred in a successful UK sitcom series which did so well it got renewed for a second season. Also was recovering and rehabbing from 3 major surgeries.
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>>5511429
*recovering and rehabing from 3 major rapes
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>>5511429
Why the fuck are doctors taking instagram selfies with a man's leg exploded is this not a HIPAA violation lol
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>>5511432
still seething I see
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>>5511422
Has anyone watched any of his films though? I haven't
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>>5511423
Triple H proves otherwise. Sometimes it's better for wrestlers not to appear in films. Big Dick Dave and Dwayne being the exceptions
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>>5509881
KEK
This eddie Vs Nash memes are overdone but this is funny shit
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>>5511439
What's the last film ya seen in a theatre?
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>>5511429
>a successful UK sitcom series which did so well it got renewed for a second season
no one cares about that show and our TV is a joke, a 'safe'' show like that would have to be a total disaster not to get a 2nd season.
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>>5511471
>>5511429
Also I watched the 1st episode and Nash was in it for about 3 minutes
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>>5511439
Longest Yard
Punisher
DOA: Dead or Alive
John Wick
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>>5511453
Venom. Widows next week.
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>>5511473
He's a huge part of the series mate. Not joking. My fav character. The main feud with Nash vs. the dad.

Nash also has a wrestling match with Buff Bagwell.
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>>5511478
What a fag hahahahaha
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>>5511479
based
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>>5511489
Confederate flag? OMG TRIGGERED
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>>5511484
>Watching Nash films
>Not a faggot
WEW LAD How many sailors this month?
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>>5509714
Congrats wolfie, you finally managed to dredge up an actually smart Nash quote.
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>>5511484
a single male, went to the cinema alone to watch Magic Mike
Now who's the fruit booty
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