Did you know George washington was already married when he was 14. Napoleon commanded his first army when he was 12 years old. Vincent van gogh made his first portrait when he was 2 years old. Einstein could do real analysis proofs when he was in 1th grade.Why am I telling you this? To say it is completely over. In your next life make sure your parents are coaching you from when you are a toddler okay.
>>21628496omg so true. tell em sis!!
>>21628497I have stooped so low only a lolcow tranny replies to my threads these days. My god.
I prefer touhous without dicks
>>21628501Nobody said or posted anything about touhous with dicks
>>21628496skill issue
>>21628500rare based ritsufag
>>21628500omg you browse kiwifarms too? slayyyy queen <3loveee lolcow farm too!! love keeping up with the juicy drama and getting to know all the details about my favourite internet celebrities..love u bestie, we will keep up on discord ok xx
Your “next life” is your descendants' lives.
>>21628503Everyone keeps insisting they have dicks, like ZUN said they are not gay or any of that faggot shit, like why do people just think it's okay to do this futashit
>>21628504Virtually all prodigies are groomed by their families. Being skilled is determined a huge amount by the enviroment you live in. Don't expect to make fantastic greek statues if you live in a village in africa where all you have is cowshit and mud.>>21628509I don't, but you have no fucking soul.>>21628510I doubt that>>21628511I don't know who they are. Maybe you are refering to "they/them" on twitter, but nobody is thinking about dicks here other than you
>>21628512i would simply make a fantastic greek statue regardless of the environment i live in
>>21628512I go into 2hu threads and I see shit like "nuenis" and "getting corrected by clownpiece's cock"i'm pretty sure these are tourists
>>21628512ooh love the fiesty sassy attitute babes.. lovin the /bant/er!!! love you sexy xo love our little chats xx
>>21628521yeah this is the fake emily
>>21628516No you wouldn't. Contemplate on pic related>>216285192hu fanbase is full of autists and a lot of autists are trannies. So it's expected I guess>>21628521kys
>>21628526omg oh you XD reply to my message on discord lets chat xx
>>21628526these autists and transgenders stole our culture and ruin it
>>21628530There is a trans epidemic in the autism population. They get turned into furries or trannies or both.I miss when you were an outcast for watching anime...
>>21628530umm we made it better sweetie
>>21628496Do you know what they all have in common? They're dead. And me? I've never done anything in my life and I'm still alive. I think someone here won.
>>21628536actually there are no transgenders, there are white supremacists LARPing as transgenders and shit
>>21628538And what about when you die?
>>21628526there is nothing to contemplate you just need to choose to excel at everything you do
>>21628543Ah, but why do you choose being stupid all the time? You could just choose not to whenever, but I haven't seen you do that yet
>>21628546i have never been stupid in my entire life
>>21628548Seems to contradict with everything you say here on bant
>>21628551you're just not intelligent enough to appreciate the wit and intellect in my posts
>>21628542>And what about when you die?I will leave that question to my future self. In the end the important thing is the present, and the facts are: I am winning.
Hey Ritsu,Glad you got out of goblin mode.What should I do this weekend? Thinking I'm going to play Left 4 Dead 2 with my friends online but that's the only plan so far.hope you are doing well!
>>21628557Okay. If you are so smart then. Prove 1 + 1 = 2. >>21628559Every single second that goes by you are closer and closer to death. You will one day lose.>>21628561I was never in goblin mode shut up!>what should I do this weekend?Idk. Relax, be productive maybe, have fun.
>>21628564i'm perfectly happy with 1+1=2 being an unsubstantiated axiom i have no strong desire to prove it
>>21628578I'm not happy. So do it
>>21628564sounds good!
did you know ritsu is a transexual hapa goblin and nothing he says will ever matter
>>21628581i'm busy at the moment maybe later
>>21628584I gave generic advice and he is happy. >>21628586You are still mad at me aren't you?>>21628587Just choose to not be busy.
>>21628564>You will one day loseDoes it really matter? I mean, unless there's an afterlife, there won't be anyone who will throw my defeat in my face. In fact, my consciousness will cease exactly at the moment of my defeat (death). But now, at this moment, I am fully aware and able to enjoy the knowledge that I am currently better than all these geniuses who are currently in a coffin, regardless of their accomplishments.
>>21628592Okay, but are you better than people who are alive and are enjoying themselves more than you currently?
>>21628591i am choosing to be busy
>>21628599Oh really?
>>21628599I win
>>21628602idgi
When I was 10 years old my mom started stealing social security benefits in my name and this continued until I was 26 when the government 'adult dependent' tax credits ran out. She deliberately discouraged me from finishing university on time and working because she could get more tax credits from me making less than 5k a year. She then called me a parasite as she could no longer get money out of me. She doesn't understand why I don't have a successful career or kids.
>>21628597Define "being better".
>>21628606I win. I'm the champion. >>21628610She knows, she is just gaslighting you. Sue her>>21628611Being better at the things that matter to you.
>>21628614What if I'm someone who stops caring about anything I'm bad at? Am I automatically equal in value to whoever made me stop caring about what was important to me?
>>21628618Value is subjective to the person. If you lived in infinite bliss for eternity with no needs or wants it would make the rest of the world completely worthless to you.
>>21628622So if I get cucked and stop caring about relationships because of that, and later become a monk (while chad is still fucking my ex-wife) will I still be losing? Even if I don't give a shit about it anymore?
>>21628631If you feel like you are losing you are a loser. That's your reality. Other people can percieve you as a loser, if you take that to heart you become a loser to yourself by proxy. Really being a loser is subjetive. Who cares if someone calls you a loser, if in your own world you are a winner, and that is self evident.
>>21628634With that said, I now can say that I'm indeed a loser by all means when compared to other living people, yaaaaay.
>>21628708Go goon or something.
Oh, you want to talk about historical marriage? napoleon married his wife when she was 13, he gave her a full size carousel as a wedding gift.
>>21628718Uooo cunny wifee cunny wifee
>>21628714I'm going to fap to some fate/go hentai then.
>>21628721Have fun!
>>21628721I downloaded FGO on my tablet recently and I was surprised by how easy it was. Can I turn on hard mode and get better rewards?
>>21628622>>21628634man shut the fuck up
things i can beat you in: basketball, baseball, football, tenisball, armwrestling(id fucking break your hand), any athletic event literally ever, iq test, in geometry, algebra, geography, biology, piloting, driving, kayakking, surfing, hairstyling, history, science, fucking almost literally everything there is in the worldthings you can beat me in:minesweeper
boooohooooo my parents didnt take me to guitar lessons i probably wouldnt attend when i was 8 boooohoooo i will never be good even doe jimmi hendrix first touched a fucking guitar ever at 16
>>21628763>>21628768man shut the fr*ck up
>>21628771nobody talked to you though also im right though
>>21628763>>21628768You need to take a chill pill. Why are you so obsessed with beating me?
>>21628779yeah whatever go back to playing minesweeper and complaining about not having enough time when you have decades of functionality ahead of you tard
>>21628781The OP post was an obvious joke. If you didn't get that, then idk what to tell you.
>>21628782no i get it dumbass cause youd do the opposite usually it wasnt funny kill yourself
sigh im sorry that was uncalled for ill stop talking i take the things i said back
>>21628789>>21628792Stop being angry and stop bringing up minesweeper. I don't get the point of it. Why are you obsessed with the idea of beating me at stuff? You do realise that beating one random person at things literally does fuck all for you.
>>21628793i said im sorry sorry ritsu for being mean sorry mycroft for bumping your selfie im sorry
that's literally not me i don't look like that
>>21628796Okay good. Maybe we get some character development here. Maybe you can redeem yourself
>>21628496I am less gay than you howsoever so it is a net win>also hope you are ok fag
>>21628805infinite - 1 is still infinite.
>>21628805Learn how to use greentext, retard
>>21628796Uncontrollable anger is normal BBC withdrawl symptoms for whiteboys like yourself. Completely understandable
ritsu is this your boyfriend
>>21628825It's me on a different 4chan account
>>21628809>>21628811just try to be less gayI know it's impossible but try>>21628811poopy smell
>>21628824don't kill twinks with rocks
>>21628837You can’t even reply to the correct post, kill yourself dumbass gay faggot bitch
>>21628841Be nice in my thread
>>21628840You don’t have to worry about that, he won’t kill a fatlard
>>21628841do not be so angrythe poop smell might go away
>>21628848you dont even make sense esltard
>>21628840Are you a twink
>>21628848>>21628955Stop fighting and kiss already
>>21629106He’s a fat (lazy) nigger
>>21628955What the fuck do you not understand in that, retard
>>21629111i'm not fat or lazy or a nigger
>>21629125What do you think of homosexual rape, non lazy non nigger?
>>21629137not a fan of rape desu
>>21629125You’re a lazy nigger and you know it
>>21629146What are you a fan of then, industrious white gentleman?
>>21629107Hi. I heard you were perma banned for the usual. How are you?
>>21629180I don't even remember what I got banned for, but they wouldn't show me. I'm doing okay
>>21629172consensual homosexual sex
>>21628496Also what's the sauce on any of this? What the fuck did Washington's parents teach him about giving women head so he would marry early? As far as I know as an American, Washington prolly was still embarrassed for cutting down that cherry tree at that age.
>>21629188theyre all lies retard dont you know what google is
>>21629188I don't have sources on hand just trust me
>>21629186What do you think of homosexual sex with XL level girthed cocks and is your anal capable of handling such dimensions
>>21629191That's what I would think. They're all not true. But this is Ritsu's schtick. He wants to make a career in music but his not-very-helpful mom didn't teach him much of anything of anything and so he wishes he had a supportive family and learned music from a young age; ergo, he is saying via real life examples "If you weren't a success as a child, you'll never make it." Whether he is correct or not on this, you and I can't tell really. I may have changed my opinion slightly? I don't know.
>>21629202idk probably not
>>21629204>career Bit of a stretch, but I guess getting somewhere decent with music would be nice. Not that I see myself working for other people.
>>21629198Just say was it a book, a Facebook post, Google, etc. I'll try to find the actual source and compare it with real biographical sources. Or maybe not. I'm just very skeptical of the accuracy of these statements and anyway this is 3 people from a very different time, place, and circumstances than you.
>>21629214I made them up on the spot.
>>21629208What can it handle then
>>21629216Dude... why–? Are you just making up excuses for why people aren't successful? Or why you aren't? I'm sure I'm misinterpreting the OP but then what did you want to say, hm? Spit it out./Raus mit dem!
>>21629217can't tell you that
>>21629227It was a joke thread. It was supposed to be ironic. I guess the message is to not take other peoples achievments so seriously?
>>21629204this has already been covered ITT and he already dodged the topic>>21628768>>21628781>>21628782
>>21629230What do you think of ritsu?>>21629227This thread is ending now. Ritsu needs to do his guitar homework. Time to say goodbye!
>>21629237You aren't allowed to end my thread.
>>21629231Yeah, sure. From the point of view of an American and having a general sense of the new "meta-meta irony", I would have suggested something else but whatever. If I may use an example from the thing I'm listening to, a screenshot of a Facebook post with these people and their "achievements" listed, saying at the end "What have YOU achieved TODAY?" with an AI Minions Napoleon Bonaparte would've been meta-irony, I think.Anyway, it's good if you're in a better mood and able to make jokes. I need to be racist towards niggers and Serbs and Turks so I have to go. See ya.
>>21629262It's not that deep. Have fun doing that
>>21629237he's okay i guess
>>21629273Ask for his discord, he is really fun to talk to. 4chan only shows a fraction of his autism.
i dislike the second norwegian a million times more than ritsu
ritsu can atleast beat me in minesweeper i am sure that other fag cannot win against me in anything conceivable on earth LMAO holy fuck i would beat the fuck out of you. dont reply to me
by general association i am now slightly mad at everyone in this thread as well
>>21629285I smack ritsus asshole around in chess every day like there i no tomorrow
>>21629285He would easily beat you at fitness stuff and math probably to be honest>>21629291No you fucking dont
>>21629282i don't use discord
kill yourselves
>>21629296Be nice
>>21629296Aw little whiteboy feeling iffy over not getting his BBC today. Many such cases!
>>21629291https://lichess.org/vLYMcuoS
>>21629300cringelord
>>21629301Oh no...
>>21629301Hey. You blundered a bishop, but don't let that bother you. You can do it!
>>21629208Would you let me rape you? (not violently)
useless retarded ass norwegian
>>21629328if i let you then it wouldn't be rape
>>21629329Oof. That queen loss was rough, but you can still maybe draw the game
literally the worst player i have ever played, undeveloped until turn fucking 20, it would be like 10+ for me if you put my position 2 turns before my castle
>>21629334Why did you stop playing?
Actually shut the fuck up everyone You all ain’t shit
youre not funny cause you dont understand chess ritsu lol
>>21629331Would you let me fuck you in the ass? (Not violently)
>>21629335resigned, i can beat you extremely easily if you want to go agaim though but i dont have a lot of time, was kind of hurrying this game too
>>21629338no
>>21629334Doesn't that make you a worse player if you lose against someone who isn't properly developing?
https://lichess.org/GcnD8Z1d
>>21629341i didnt lose i fucked up, i was winning the game
>>21629341Lmao Greek lost and still keeps running his bitch mouth KEK
>heh you played 5x better than me but didnt see a retarded move cause you were too focused on your offense and disrespecting and hurrying to win
>>21629344No you were not lmao>>21629345Idk how he keeps doing this
>>21629347Kek he’s 100% SWEATING playing round 2
>>21629349Beating Greek anon is gonna become a bant tradition at this rate
https://lichess.org/DDwH6C4q
you suck at the game
That was so easy it was embarassing
LMAOOOOOOO
>>21629362you quite literally were losing
>>21629360>>21629361Dude. Just give up. Call it a day
this guy plays in such a retarded fucking way i have to adapt to his low iq offensive playstyle, i havent played in years
>>21629365If i beat you in this one will you agree to be ritsus concubine slut?
you quite literally were losing in every game
>>21629368play me retarded fucking norwegian loser
>>21629368dont do that you weirdo
id beat your fucking face in if i ever saw you
>>21629371If you lose this one your tight virgin asshole is his
Which faggot loser keeps sending takeback
>>21629382>>21629384>I misclicked... Anon I. You need to stop doing this to yourself
>>21629382If you don't make a move in 2 minutes you lost
>>21629386>>21629385Greek
No takebacks here little vro
>>21629547Kek
quite literally botted moves
Little greek boi can't keep his cool
i wasnt born yesterday
>>21629660Why do you play like an infant then
good job you know how to TAS chess games play me in real life with no bots and see how well you fare you fucking dumbass, do you think im retarded i can tell you know 0 theory and are double digit IQ
>>21629658>>21629660ahahahah full on cope. You can't claim the other guy sucks then say he is botting
>>21629667he does suck
>>21629670Then why did you lose 3 times in a row?
>you suck at the game>quite literally botted movesHe can't make up his mind if i'm too good or bad
>>21629671the only game I will genuinely give him is the 3rd one, first 1 he played terribly and I was in a hurry so i blundered twice cause fuck it, second one I wasnt expecting him to be playing noobstomping tactics so I lost due to disrespect, the third one I blundered early on and then it was a losing battle from there
Gem thread
>>21629676>I was in a hurry so i blundered twice >I wasnt expecting him to be playing noobstomping tactics so I lost due to disrespect>I blundered early on and then it was a losing battle So in other words, you're bad at the game.
id play you more but i have things to do sorry you can go browse r9k and post about bbcs and your dick girth being unable to please a woman LMAO or whatever else that you do. Ill go bench 130kg for reps. See ya
>>21629676Kek. So you admit that you blundered a bunch and lost that way. So skill issue
>>21629682i didnt have my mind on the game at all + im not used to the online interface i only play in real life cause im not a sweaty incel with an eboyfriend like you dumb retarded nigger
>>21629684stop backing your little discord boyfriend up clueless retard
>>21629683130 kg of cope.
kill yourselves. peace
>>21629692Kek
also the "blunder" WAS A LITERAL MISCLICK he was too afraid to takeback and i was outplaying him in a disadvantaged position. but kay.
Did i do well, ritsu and pajeet-kun?
>>21629699>>21629692yeah really funny suck my balls
whatever fuck you all im better lol dont reply
>>21629702Bro go lift or do literally anything. This can't be good for your blood pressure
>>21629702just go to bed and cry yourself to sleep already
>>21629703I kneel >>21629705You never realise this but you embarrass yourself way too much. Just fucking admit your loss for once, bitch-brained retard
>>21629703You did good!
>>21629702>but kay Imagine a fully grown man typing this out KEK
>>21628763Also why do you only know geometry and algebra? I forgot to ask earlier.
lol
>>21629659>>21629661i just noticed this little tryhard faggot uses japanese for chrome AHAHHAHAHHAH LMAO HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
pray to god every night you never ever meet me
>>21629971>>21629976Bro go to bed
>>21629995i didnt even bump the thread and you replied. mindbroken bitch
look at the type of shit this faggot will post lol>>21629300>>21629202>>21628824holy fucking SHIT please god never let me meet this person in real life please
>>21630019You better pray you don't meet him. He would beat you up and you would run home to your mommy and cry in her lap
>>21630024okay discord boyfriend
these are the absolute golem subhumans i am taking seriously online.https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/19651797/#19652233deep breaths. phew. i am so much better than you "people" in every possible metric. i own you fucking disgusting subhumans. i am superior. superior. better. i am the best. why am i even interracting with such lowly creatures
ugly tiny dick short weak golem subhuman mentally ill autist weeaboo
absolute retards who will never amount to anything. and even if they do it will be fake and undeserved i couldve been great. you people never even had a chance to be anything. maybe im human and youre not and thats why
>>21630051>i couldve been greatThen why aren't you? What's stopping you?
21630054i dont talk to mentally ill people
>>21630024I would mess him up with my .44 magnum (I will soon own one)
>>21630051>i couldve been greatSo you aren't great? Thats a very brave thing to admit anon i am proud of you. Its gonna be okay
>>21630057You will never amount to anything. You have no humility. No patience. No respect. No incentive to improve. Just be an arrogant piece of shit gaslighting himself into thinking he is better than everyone else. Even when the entire world directly shows you proof of your own insignificance you will crawl into a tiny hole and repeat to yourself. "I am better than everyone". If you were great you wouldn't be here crying about being great.
>>21630067He is so fragile just you being in the same room as him would cause him to collapse on himself
i dont see the point in talking to lower subhumans like you anymore honestly
at end of the day i dont even really care
>>21630082I believe thismy AURA knocks out everyone with a skin darker than north Italians because of the absorption of a fraction of my powers
>at end of the day i dont even really care>56 posts by this ID
>>21630097take a shower
>>21630088>>21630093You have the mental fortitude of tofu. >>21630094Dumb.
>>21630088hey
>>21630100mad because you are defacto a nigger
>>21630106*spits at you*
>>21630101i think youre fucking retarded also from what ive seen of you sorry especially if youre the guy who posts his face. but probably more salvageable than norway anon #2
>>21630100also youre mad because i pointed out your little dicklet is small lmao but even if it pisses you off trust me i couldnt care less
>>21630120I don't really care for penis measuring, but since you are so into it. Post a pic of your penis in this thread with timestamp
Greek anon when he loses to bigger men in chess
>>21630115Proving my point>>21630118I'm not fucking retarded the only thing I'm fucking is insane bahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
>>21630129You have no soul
>>21630134I only have a sovl
>>21630125youd love to see that fag>>21630128the only thing "bigger" on you is the dick in your ass
>>21630139You are an npc living in my world where I am the player.>>21630144Okay so too scared to post it, but you do sure like to look through archives for other peoples cock pics
>>21630128oh my gosh he is so attractive
>you arent retarded enough to proudly post pics of yourself on 4chan just like my retarded dumb ass?>KEK SCARED!!
>>21630144Do greek bois actually look like this?>>21630150Frenchoids could never compete
>>21630152Scaredy cat
>>21630153i'm not french
>>21630146what's the mission where I finally die?
>>21630159No mission. You are just a town npc
>>21630155What are you then?
>>21630164is that oc? kill yourself
>>21630163Town NPC with backstory..... (((they))) don't know I have a glitch
>>21630164englalandish
why the fuck is this thread still going anyway wtf do you retarda even have to say. 242 meaningless replies
>>21630165Its you and your tight boibod ready to be bred>>21630174Why are you in france then
>>21630176when will you do drugs again I want to read another kino trip report
>>21630179end your life>>21630181very obviously not fucking me, are you that stupid you cant tell posters apart even after readings dozens and dozens of their posts?
>>216301861 poster per flagit's strange because that guy absolutely despised me too for no reason
>>21630172Just because you take drugs doesn't mean you are glitching.
>>21630191maybe its cause you are a massive fag just a thought
>>21630179can't tell you that
>>21630195I don't take drugs the drugs take me and explosives are better than drugs if I had to chose I'd take explosives over drugs actually>>21630198This is not true I never said that and my dick is bigger than yours loooooooool
>>21630176>why the fuck is this thread still goingCuz your dumb ESL ass keeps responding to it, faggot
>>21630209Ok. I'm here at Ritsu's Daycare for Retarded Childos to pick up one retarded, Swiss childo.
>>21630209Take your explosives and kill yourself with it
(+2 haters)
>>21630221If a cockroach suddenly entered a room I'm sure that cockroach would have more people in the world being disgusted by it. It would have been better if that cockroach, being you, never exsisted in the first place
Why do swiss anon and ritsu have drama
>>21630217Sorry, I came back. I'll leave. Please have a more productive day and leave. Suisse, va t-en foutre. Et le grec, lui aussi.
>>21630233>Have a more productive dayI'm productive everyday. I just post here every now and then since just doing the same shit everyday is boring and if I'm more bored I'm less able to focus when I need to.
>>21630228it's true it's true
>>21630245Why did you send me a picture of a mop?
Discord thread: the ultimate faggotry
>>21630255You would clap that if you were in a vacation don't lie>>21630245Post bussy
>ritsus retarded homosexual german orbiter shows up to mindlessly support his daddy again
>>21630260You are a fucking freak
>>21630260jesus christ why must you fags be so DISGUSTING
>>21630263>and then the Greek God of Homosexuals came to suck up the cum of both men post-coitus
>>21630271Dude you literally wagered your asshole virginity on a chess match and lost. You are a faggot now
>>21630275this never happened>>21630272kill yourself
لو زرع بكل خطوة الف صاعق ما يفيده ما يفيده ما يفيده
>>21630276Murder-suicide your entire bloodline
