Ahem ahem
(clears throat)
I've fucked a bald woman haircomb

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>>58940904
How do I profit from this?

>>58940906
open a long position at just below 56k and close it at around 58k

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>>58940909
do you mean buy at $56k, and then sell it again at $58k? that's only like $1.5k profit

>>58940918
use leverage or be happy with the snippy snap for such is the life of the crabby crab. I don't think we'll move in any significant direction until tomorrow when the employment data for August 2024 is released and chances are it's going to dump but until then, that's what you'll have to take it just wait
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>>58940929
what the fuck is leverage?
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>>58940931
margin, lending money from the exchange and giving it back at a better price

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>>58940935
this sounds very Jewish

>>58940940
you're playing their game, so you'll better play by there rules
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Yo guys it's me again. It's about to be a green day today so strap on and open some longs. Don't hold for too long and remember to take profits.