The year is 2050…Sp500 is 50,000Btc is $575,000Link is $10CCIP testing has finally concluded, and has moved into initial deployment for selected usersChainlink Labs’ second funding token, Link+, is almost fully distributed, leaving questions of how the company will afford a payroll of 10,000 remote workers going forward.Zach rynes, now at 750 pounds, lays in his hospital bed. He has an AI device hooked up his twitter so he doesnt have to move. His first post to start the day:>duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude if you want quick gains just go buy every other asset in existenceCatfishfishy immediately likes the post, then rushes over to change zachs bedpan. In an unexpected move, fishy chugs the contents of the pan, proving once and for all, he loves the taste of shit
oh yeah that's some good shit
>somewhere some ranjeet stinking of curry in his boss's sweatshop's backroom actually spent 2-3 hours of life making this, to post on /biz/, only for me to sell not one single link and instead laugh at the absolute curry stench wafting off him 24 hours a day 7 days a week
terrible meme. way too much text
>>58986387>BTC $600k >LINK $10 >SUPRA $250
>>58986387the year is 2050SPY is 0BTC is 0LINK is 84kyou're still a brown shit eating mudslime
baggie rage thread?
LOL
>>58986574>zach then wakes up in hospital bed>looks down…jesus dude get out of there>its fishy again, lapping up the bedpan insatiably, like a pig at a trough>rolls over, checks price, $9.82>SHIT THE Cuckolds of crypto
did you really think this was good enough to warrant its own thread
>bitcoin only 575k in 2050lmao, try at least 10 million
>>58986819don't speak to me you fucking smelly baggie ahahahahahaha
>>58987422You're up early. Appointment at the gibs office?
>>58987437chart baggieahahahahahahaahahaha stinkers really are about to miss another bullrun
>>58987442Guess I'll see you at the gibs office then.
>>58987489ahahahahahahahahaha chainshit BAGGIEYou wasted 7 years of gains holding sirgays scam
>>58987537I'm sure you made a lot of money these past 7 years :^)
>>58987564kek baggie
>>58986487>ranjesh hopaku.. our nigerian who fled to india...>not a single marine has sold>you are being liquidated.
>>58986820why? what does it do?
>>58988792the main purpose that satoshi created all this shit for, duh? supplanting the fed dollar
