Hear me out.Invest in oil.
I hear ya Scully. As someone who is invested in oil, may I ask why?
>>59038060War is coming. (Even if war isn't coming, you will still profit nicely for a quarter)
Like the good old days, eh?
>>59038073Like the good ol' days after 9/11
>>59037992Good advice (100 years ago)
>>59038060Azerbaijan will most likely try to genocide the Armenian people again and some oil contracts run out this year.Since Azerbaijan is a strategic important position for the west and an oil supplier to Israel the west will awkwardly defend the genocide. Meanwhile Iran really needs Armenia at their borders for a non western controlled passageway so you will have a weird conflict of the Iran-Armenia (Muslim + Christian) army against Turkey-Azerbaijan-Israel(+US) (Muslim + Kike).Azerbaijan also provides Germany and other EU-nations with Russian oil but the west pretends not to notice. It is unclear what position Russia will take in this but they might still be busy with the ongoing war in the Ukraine.The situation is a whole nother level of crypto kikery if you ask me but nevertheless the chaos and uncertainty will most likely cause the oil prices to surge, especially when the Russian involvement with Azerbaijan's oil is "uncovered".
>>59037992Imagine fucking prime Gillian Anderson damn it's not fair bros it's just not fair it wasn't me.
Imagine if /biz/ had bought that oil tanker.Imagine.
>>59037992If oil pumps, people will be looking for the next thing - digital oil. That is why I am going all in Ethereum.Thank you for this tip, OP
What's the price prediction? Saudi Arabia wants to deviate from their unofficial goal of $100 per barrel and will increase production 1st December. Even though the shitfest that's going on there now might keep prices higher, I don't know how long it'll go on for.idk bros, I'm sceptical>>59039447kek'd
>>59037992Any particular company? Just throw in an oil eft?What do you you have in mind?
>>59041354rlc, digital oil the data, sir.>>59039440kek I wish.
Seeing this post gave me a ridiculous idea: What if there were funds that only invested in evil shit?And it turns out that's already a thing, because of course it is.They're called "anti-ESG" funds, and their entire investment thesis is a blend of "investing badly to own the libs," and "investing in sin stocks to worship Jesus." It's a whole mood.See https://www.etf.com/sections/etf-basics/what-anti-esg-etf-inside-conservative-investment-movement to learn which ETFs you should absolutely put all your money in today.
>>59037992The Tay Tay of my parents generation, what a time to have been alive as a child
>>59039440>Imagine if /biz/ had bought that oil tanker.Teaser: there is no free zone in the ocean inb4 the other ones are also free there to do what they want
>>59037992What are the best Oil stocks to pick?Exxon is a good one?What else?
>>59044472$SLB
>>59039408There's definitely women in their prime existing today on the same level. You won't fuck them either.
Oil ETFs. Usl,uso,oilk,ugaShould I buy some? They are already up 10%
>>59047096Do you think the wars will continue to escalate?
>>59047103Absolutely but I've never bought oil futures before.
>>59037992The earth just makes it though.The price of oil is simply decided by who wants to make their pp look big.It's not a real supply/demand thing.
>>59047128Oil needs to be extracted, refined and shipped. All those factors affect the price.
>>59037992Hear me out, invest in Auki
